"The jusxtaposition of the starkly mismatched pins against the precisely machined and hand fit brass scales subverts the troupe of the 'Master Craftsman' a figure who has transcended the fallibility of the human condition so far that all flaws in their work are presumed deliberate. In this effect, the puzzling absurdity of the piece reflects a greater truth of reality, that regardless of ones refinement, experience, or dedication to their trade; we all are vulnerable to oversights, lapses of concentration, and fourth beer errors."
Saying "I couldn't have said it better myself", really undermines the truly bewildering gap between my ability to write and your wonderfully eloquent prose. Holy fuck!
A block of copper alloy is not the most beneficial way of storing your retirement fund. The reasons are a bit complicated but it all comes down to brass tax.
With all your experience Ave , do you think that we bumbleheads ever landed on the moon ? Especially back then when there was lead in the paint ,lead in the gas and they needed to distract people from all the death in vietnam. I was working on the lead line at the ford plant and they were testing my blood every month . Its a wonder I'm still kickin ! RIP Gus Grissom !
@@louisesamchapman6428 We had phased array antennae for doing weather radar in the 1950s. We were still using asbestos in the 90s. The failings of technology, regulations, science, and medicine do not inherently detract or preclude awesome technology or medicine or regulations or science. Heck, humans invented fucking calculus in the 1600s. There are many STEM advancements that seem out of order in retrospect.
The older I get (and I ain't *that* old...), the more I appreciate a tool that feels good in the hand. And I realize some of the old tools I inherited from my grandpa are so much better than anything I can buy in a store today.
After years of experience...I can tell you with absolute certainty that putting the wrong pin in the wrong hole happens, on average, 100% of the time. After all...why WOULDN'T they be different sizes!?
Last night I was filibg some brass with needle files, and it honestly cut better when I didn't lift the file on return stroke. I wonder where the idea comes from, or does it have some truth in it in some cases?
@@prowokator On most files the cut makes them only actually work one way, the other way you are just dragging it. However, there are files that are double cut and will work both ways.
That's what happens when your looking at the tape measure through the beer glass lol. No problem use the overhang from the other pin send it in with the glue and the lend the tool to the apprentice. Rule #1 always blame the apprentice then send them off for beer while you fix it. lol
Ave: carefully cuts block of brass using precise measurements. Carefully machines on CNC. Also ave: finishes cuts with sawzall and beats material into place with mallet.
I gotta say, seeing that huge block of brass come out I really felt it with "retirement fund" written on it. Knowing how much was gonna go into the chip tray hurt me somewhere indescribable.
We always had to do a thorough machine cleaning to keep different materials separated to recover the most money from recycling them. Aluminum and brass mostly, and especially so with titanium. Plastics and steel pretty much went directly into the dempsty-dumpster.
There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out of brass, When he played Stormy Weather, They’d clang together, And sparks flew out of his ass
6:22 " 'This is not a pipe' has become so trite that it's not art anymore" So true. A friend of mine had a t-shirt with a picture of the Death Star and the words "Ceci n'est pas une lune," which I thought was hilarious, only to depressingly discover that she wasn't even aware of the original reference, she just likes Star wars that much.
That screwdriver would be ideal to remove and replace the screw in plug for the sump trap in a pre-unit Triumph twin engine and probably a few other Brit bike engines too !
I was thinking of the same thing. Maybe that plug in the crank for the sorta spin filter on the unit motors, too. And those alloy plugs in the primary and trans outer covers.....
Somebody who knows it's gonna get too hot one day when used as a 5000A fuse accidentally and you don't want your dissimilar metals detaching then, would ya? :P read: for overkill points
@@jimmio3727 normally if you're that smart, you'd be holding it in a metal vice thats completely ungrounded so it would reweld in the same 1000th of a second the delam occurs from the arc gap, giving that familiar scent of success from making lighting bolts in your garage better known as ozone. Take that, Zeus. Now getting it out of the vice afterward, though? That's the real trick.
Build in 1981 on a sand bar. The era when Florida and California were competing to build cheaper, faster. Lucky to last 30 years. 40 years it beats the wrecking ball to take itself down 🤷♂️
Hard lessons from a former tooling machinist, when two radiuses that need to fit together seamlessly, chances are the inside radius will be too big, and the outside radius to small, creating interference at the apex. The difference is minimal, but it doesn't take much to make a mess of otherwise perfect fit. You could program one or the other to compensate, but for what yer doing, best thing is to lightly sand one til it fits perfectly. Anyway, looks to be a skookum choocher I'd be happy to bash some former colleagues with...
Sure wish Uncle Sam would let me put my retirement fund into something useful like metal instead of legalized gambling in a 401k, but apparently they know whats best for me.
I don't know about lead and brass, but everybody's favorite broke uncle will happily let you convert your 401k to Aurum. Consult your financial professional...
I was trying to figure out why he switched to quebecoise, and then I noticed one pin was longer than the other. Quebecoise is perfect for expressions of anger, because it's like french (already an angry language) but angrier.
I think if you cut the backside first and threaded the holes. You could then bolt the part on a simple block w/ two holes. Then cut the complicated part. Clear as mud??
I loved this episode. I think my favorite part has to be the last statement! While you're 100x the engineer I'll ever be, it's interesting to see you have those moments that come from crafting as you go. I know this "moment" that's for sure. Keep up the great videos, you're one of my favorite RUclipsrs!!
The pins, the bane of makers across the world. Somewhere someone gets a kick at mixing in the wrong pins together, to only be discovered when a project is almost complete
@@chrissorensen9511 anybody who still uses flat blade screws should be punished severely. Unless you build something for your best buddy, just dont forget to pre cam them out on installation...
@@sarunasbriedis You sound like the worst kind of person. I at least make sure to break out the file and grind them down to make sure my buddy doesn't catch a sharp edge after they're cammed out
Weirdly enough I just found one like this (smaller flat head but longer), it is 18th century, from the Grandad of someone who is late 70s... the wood looks like black ash or something it's very dark. It's built better than many Chisels and it's a screw driver. You can use it for marking cuts on wood and all sorts, absolute beast, made for 1,000 years.. I figured uncle BF would approve it's skookumness but not that he'd have a video of nearly the same design a week later!
Tried downloading Autodesk for my hvac engineering technology class. Could never figure out how to fire it up completely. I dincked around with it for two weeks. Definitely felt like a Guinea pig running in circles.
Realized at the last moment that the pins are two different sizes and puts them in the wrong hole... Is glad it's not just me that makes that kind of mistake.
Two different sizes for the pins because the handle is two different sizes where the holes go through . . .long pin at the back . . .shorter pin in front.
I was so happy to see that D20 on his bench, I assume he keeps it close by so he can roll it to find out how sketchy his next video will be, nat 20 of course means he does it the proper way (not that he's ever rolled that)
I have no other way to really drop you a line, AvE. I'm that one that what works for your software company. I'm not on the developer end, though. If there's something you need Fusion to do or not do or you're just not happy with something about it, please visit the Autodesk "Product Feedback" page (You can googles it, I trust ya.). You can also go right to the Fusion forums for it. I talk to guys like you all. day. Granted, they're not as eloquent, but there's folks who hear you. Just be real clear with your grievance on that form. Seriously. If there was less to bitch about with Fusion, I'd have less calls. Less calls means I can watch more youtube. It's a cycle, you see.
@@StefanoBorini "Bon sang, cinglé, fourbe, hachis parmentier au maïs tartiné de merde!" "Pâté chinois beurré de merde" wasn't easy to translate to euro french hahahahaha
Is Mr Tool-Rescue any relation to the Ol' Dewclaw? I noticed the other day watching him clean up an impressive vise that the two of them sound an awful lot alike. And have a similar sense of humor.
"Retirement fund" he labels his bar. Retirement is for those who don't have any fun type tools for grown boys around. A boy with proper toys has two ends: Death by misadventure or heart attack while hobbying.
I finally figured it out. You are the Thomas Pynchon of RUclips. I'm serious. You are on his level in your command of the English language and the ability to connect that which no one would ever realize was connected.
I've no background, haven't read anything about it and I've never been there, but I bet I can summarize it pretty easily. Super heavy building. On sand. Sand and water in the correct quantities makes quicksand. If your thing leans to one side, it usually gets destroyed. I think that pretty much sums it up. Just read the NBC report.. their pool deck leaked to the foundation for years, cracking supports as it ran, and they just kept filling the pool. It's just the usual stupidity and negligence I've come to expect from Florida.
When I saw you put the tree carcass over that fine piece and I realized you were about to smash the shit out of it with a mallet I just about dug my eyeballs out of my face on impulse. Same way I felt when I accidentally saw your face in a stainless steel reflection. My brain auto deleted all memory of it in self defense.
At 14:18 I thought of my favorite old AvEism: There's never time to do it right the first time but there's always time to do it twice! Love you brother, keep up the great work!
![Antique Forge & Anvil [Rescue]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/r4JYRbhJUP8/mqdefault.jpg)
![1904 Large Screwdriver [Remake]](/img/1.gif)
"The jusxtaposition of the starkly mismatched pins against the precisely machined and hand fit brass scales subverts the troupe of the 'Master Craftsman' a figure who has transcended the fallibility of the human condition so far that all flaws in their work are presumed deliberate. In this effect, the puzzling absurdity of the piece reflects a greater truth of reality, that regardless of ones refinement, experience, or dedication to their trade; we all are vulnerable to oversights, lapses of concentration, and fourth beer errors."
Truly, this is art.
What a wonderful complex yet to the point analysis of said tool and the culture from whence it came.
*trope
Ceci n'est pas un tournevis.
Saying "I couldn't have said it better myself", really undermines the truly bewildering gap between my ability to write and your wonderfully eloquent prose. Holy fuck!
Best 25 cents ever saved! You are the first I know of to make brass handles for the DIY screwdriver kits. Mucho sensuale
I've said it before, that 25 cents you saved was money well spent. Lookit all the joy you brought to the world. "it's funny because it's not me."
Why buy it for 25 cents when you can make it for $250?
Art
That 25 cent savings brought countless $ worth of entertainment to all of us.
Thank you.
Hey that’s the point
The best part of driving 2 pins into a piece, is the 3rd pin.
Lol, for real!!!
Or the fourth
Third pin? Shhh, keep it quiet, we don't need the AFT shutting this channel down.
Doc did the same thing to me when I had stitches in my finger. 2nd was too short to tie... *welp, time for another* ugh
@@aidan2840 it's always so cute when people try to pretend they get the joke
Measure with micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with axe.
It all started to go wrong at 12.30 when someone forgot the magic words. "Tapety tap tap."
Ha! I said that in my head as he did it
I literally said it out loud lol
What's funny is Adam Sandler never actually says "Tappy tap tap". It's "Tap tap taparoo"
@@ScienceFoundation it's a quote taken from blondihacks
@@Sven_Hein Go back far enough and you'll realize it's a paraphrase of an Adam Sandler quote from Happy Gilmore
The pins were in the right locations, exactly. The tool was in the vice backwards.
Just like Arkansas, it's all relative.
Brass-instrument music while you're cutting that chunk of "retirement fund" in pieces, eh. I see what you did there.
That took me half of the video to figure out... It's nice to be in the presents of gifted individuals.
well it's mostly piano and woodwinds
A block of copper alloy is not the most beneficial way of storing your retirement fund. The reasons are a bit complicated but it all comes down to brass tax.
@@Methar39 you also got wood from watching?
@@Gameboygenius then why does the bronze toonie hold value so well?
Solidworks is not that expensive, it only costs me university tuition. Wait...
You can get SOLIDWORKS student version included with an EAA membership of ~$40
I had it for free for a year with a student licence.
The finest of craftsmanship up until it wasn’t. A tale as old as time…..
With all your experience Ave , do you think that we bumbleheads ever landed on the moon ? Especially back then when there was lead in the paint ,lead in the gas and they needed to distract people from all the death in vietnam. I was working on the lead line at the ford plant and they were testing my blood every month . Its a wonder I'm still kickin ! RIP Gus Grissom !
@@louisesamchapman6428 I think you may be a bit confused... Who do you think you're talking to? You replied to a random person, not AvE
It’s all the lead
@@louisesamchapman6428 We had phased array antennae for doing weather radar in the 1950s. We were still using asbestos in the 90s.
The failings of technology, regulations, science, and medicine do not inherently detract or preclude awesome technology or medicine or regulations or science. Heck, humans invented fucking calculus in the 1600s. There are many STEM advancements that seem out of order in retrospect.
After wwii i think. Pre 1950s is my criteria for wood working tools anyway
For a second there I thought I saw some real work going on in the shop.
close call
@@arduinoversusevil2025 smoke and mirrors😉
The older I get (and I ain't *that* old...), the more I appreciate a tool that feels good in the hand.
And I realize some of the old tools I inherited from my grandpa are so much better than anything I can buy in a store today.
Old tools grow a soul. It's a thing. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsukumogami
@@arduinoversusevil2025 I'd say that any tool made well enough to last 100 years already had a bit of soul put into it, ya know?
NEEEEEERD! Wait, no, I mean WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB!
But I agree. They've got soul.
My tool always feels good in the hand.
@@arduinoversusevil2025 those people in J-A-pan sure know something.
After years of experience...I can tell you with absolute certainty that putting the wrong pin in the wrong hole happens, on average, 100% of the time.
After all...why WOULDN'T they be different sizes!?
That's what she said...😂
The sawzall is my favorite precision machining instrument.
I love how he rubs back and forth with the file just to pissing people off
Last night I was filibg some brass with needle files, and it honestly cut better when I didn't lift the file on return stroke. I wonder where the idea comes from, or does it have some truth in it in some cases?
@@prowokator On most files the cut makes them only actually work one way, the other way you are just dragging it. However, there are files that are double cut and will work both ways.
@@Cragified I guess dragging the file on back stroke when cutting brass, cleans it slightly and makes it cut better?
@@prowokator Might, can't say. I tend to only ever use files myself on steel and other things that are a lot harder.
It worked
"Nice that there is some overhang on this pin to get it good an flush"
*Knocks second pin in*
"Oh"
Molson
That's what happens when your looking at the tape measure through the beer glass lol. No problem use the overhang from the other pin send it in with the glue and the lend the tool to the apprentice. Rule #1 always blame the apprentice then send them off for beer while you fix it. lol
RIP
I think a screwdriver that's too big to be a screwdriver is an, "Ok, you want it that way?" Driver.
Ave: carefully cuts block of brass using precise measurements. Carefully machines on CNC.
Also ave: finishes cuts with sawzall and beats material into place with mallet.
Tappy tap tap
As one should..,....,...,...
why not heat the steel and cool the brass, i ask with sawzall in my hand?
A time and a place for everything haha
Observe the duality of man.
Did you put that dewalt tool where brass shavings would go in the brushes on purpose? - in Mr' Pete's shop teacher voice
Ave: "Made the pins 2 different fuckin sizes"
Me: laughing at poor Ave's mistake because we've ALL been there.
I could be wrong (just ask my wife I am wrong all the time) but it seems AvE put the long pin in the short hole, and visey versy.
@@merlin4809 Yeah that's what it looks like to me too. I did something similar on a recent project where I cut the dowel just short. Ugh....
yupp and its usually a mistake i only think "i" could make... glad to know im not alone haha
"He made the pins 2 different fucking sizes!" 🤣 classic!!!
I gotta say, seeing that huge block of brass come out I really felt it with "retirement fund" written on it. Knowing how much was gonna go into the chip tray hurt me somewhere indescribable.
The percentage in the chip tray is a representative of the charges the pension fund managers take.
We always had to do a thorough machine cleaning to keep different materials separated to recover the most money from recycling them. Aluminum and brass mostly, and especially so with titanium. Plastics and steel pretty much went directly into the dempsty-dumpster.
And then it just gets mixed in with the steel scrap, there goes another $10 in the chip bin
describe where the bad man hurt you on this resin mannequin
@@undisaurus7976 Bad taste. Not the humour for this channel
There once was a man from Madras,
Whose balls were made out of brass,
When he played Stormy Weather,
They’d clang together,
And sparks flew out of his ass
6:22 " 'This is not a pipe' has become so trite that it's not art anymore"
So true. A friend of mine had a t-shirt with a picture of the Death Star and the words "Ceci n'est pas une lune," which I thought was hilarious, only to depressingly discover that she wasn't even aware of the original reference, she just likes Star wars that much.
Idk, I saw a facemask with a poorly drawn smile that said "c'est ne pas un sourire" and I got a kick out that
I can so relate to the almost geological rearrangement of the bench whenever a percussive tool is used.
The pins were the right sizes, it's the tool that was incorrectly machined.
The tool must have been machined back to front
I think AVE accidentally milled the left handed version…
This happens to me all the time. Damn tools......
That screwdriver would be ideal to remove and replace the screw in plug for the sump trap in a pre-unit Triumph twin engine and probably a few other Brit bike engines too !
I was thinking of the same thing. Maybe that plug in the crank for the sorta spin filter on the unit motors, too. And those alloy plugs in the primary and trans outer covers.....
@@johndoe-so2ef It's just as I always thought, Triumph were well ahead of their time, they were even ahead of the tools at that time too !
68 BSA Thunderbolt, would work perfect on that too
i havent seen a retirement fund cut in half that quick since cpp
how much is brass per pound ?
@@cletusfinkalburg2594 It depends on how big the pieces are
AVE: Know what I'm saying?
Everyone Else: Not a damn clue
Who needs fasteners when it's a hammer fit already?
Somebody who knows it's gonna get too hot one day when used as a 5000A fuse accidentally and you don't want your dissimilar metals detaching then, would ya? :P
read: for overkill points
@@jimmio3727 normally if you're that smart, you'd be holding it in a metal vice thats completely ungrounded so it would reweld in the same 1000th of a second the delam occurs from the arc gap, giving that familiar scent of success from making lighting bolts in your garage better known as ozone.
Take that, Zeus.
Now getting it out of the vice afterward, though? That's the real trick.
Dude, your mastery of the English language, and French by the sounds of it, is really, really, really, really, really.... Good
Are you going to be doing an analysis of the condo collapse in Miami?
Build in 1981 on a sand bar. The era when Florida and California were competing to build cheaper, faster. Lucky to last 30 years. 40 years it beats the wrecking ball to take itself down 🤷♂️
John McAfee stored 18 TB of data there. This is the result.
@@P_RO_ I remember back then whole new subdivisions were blown over in hurricanes like paper cups.
I can't wait for your analysis of the Florida condo collapse
Ahh the irony, it’s almost palpable. It’s certainly not a screwdriver. Is it art? Not when one of the pins is too fucking short.
She might not find him handsome ,but finds him handy.
@@xmachine7003 Classic! 😆 I loved that show, especially the handyman's corner.
Hard lessons from a former tooling machinist, when two radiuses that need to fit together seamlessly, chances are the inside radius will be too big, and the outside radius to small, creating interference at the apex. The difference is minimal, but it doesn't take much to make a mess of otherwise perfect fit. You could program one or the other to compensate, but for what yer doing, best thing is to lightly sand one til it fits perfectly. Anyway, looks to be a skookum choocher I'd be happy to bash some former colleagues with...
Sure wish Uncle Sam would let me put my retirement fund into something useful like metal instead of legalized gambling in a 401k, but apparently they know whats best for me.
You can use whatever you want for a retirement account, there's even places that specialize in precious metals.
I don't know about lead and brass, but everybody's favorite broke uncle will happily let you convert your 401k to Aurum. Consult your financial professional...
it ain't gambling. It's a bubble that pumps up numbers for anyone who can afford it. So anyone who can't afford it gets fucked, relatively.
Diversified Stock portfolios have always gone up. Always. Year to year? No. But you aren’t retiring after two years of working. It’s not gambling.
And now if you don't like it, they'll declare you a domestic terrorist.
I was about to say "That is gorgeous." right before I realized why you went into full furious French mode. What an ending!
I was trying to figure out why he switched to quebecoise, and then I noticed one pin was longer than the other. Quebecoise is perfect for expressions of anger, because it's like french (already an angry language) but angrier.
I'm going to need a translation.
I'm still laughing about the last 6 seconds 🤣💀
Every part is perfect. And then the assembly starts.
Hand Tool Rescue's latest video on a fractal vise restoration has a disclaimer at the end aimed at AvE viewers!
thought it was odd - now see the reference. lmao
Ah, refining the size with a rasp as the foreskin just throws off the measure, good measure.
I'd try throwing the brass in the freezer.
Maybe heat the steel.
Slip right in, just a tip, mind you.
Always time to do it right the second time! Gotta get my union mandated breaks in first before I pawn it off on night shift.
This is one of the channels that I give a 👍 as the video starts. All respect to you Mr. AvE, thank you
13:30 And that's why I superglue my D20 to my workbench, no chance of a critical fail!
Almost gave up on hoping I wasn't the only one that noticed that...
I love how the images tell a story. Starts to saw the lip with the handsaw, keeps going, keeps going, then fuck it, let's bring out the power tool.
Watching all that brass dust from your retirement fund hit the floor brought a tear to my eye.
AutoDesk software, brought to you by the good folks at Bethesda Softworks!
Bugs you say? No no no! Those are features.
it just works!
16x the detail
Bethesda you say? No wonder it's worded well but nothing fucking works
Omg I shot coffee out my nose at this comment!😂😂😂😂👍
Yes gotta love the bugs bunny music for the machining vijeoes.
As an Army Vet and former helicopter mechanic, I whole heartedly approve of your use of Brasso. Best choice.
I think if you cut the backside first and threaded the holes. You could then bolt the part on a simple block w/ two holes. Then cut the complicated part. Clear as mud??
Yeah, but then he'd have to make 2 cuts on the saw and make sure it was closely aligned.
I loved this episode. I think my favorite part has to be the last statement! While you're 100x the engineer I'll ever be, it's interesting to see you have those moments that come from crafting as you go. I know this "moment" that's for sure. Keep up the great videos, you're one of my favorite RUclipsrs!!
Best outro ever.
"He sent two different sized pins *slaps table* FAcK!"
The switch to reciprocating saw made me laugh.
Artisan....where the F'ing power tools
I'm in lock down, I don't have all day and night I've got a deadline to make 🤡
No balls, I thought you were going to go full send with that cutter down the middle. CONTENT!!!
The pins, the bane of makers across the world. Somewhere someone gets a kick at mixing in the wrong pins together, to only be discovered when a project is almost complete
Kinda like doing a repair on someone else’s woodwork and finding 2 Philips, 3 square drive, a Torx and three God forsaken flat blade screws.
@@chrissorensen9511 anybody who still uses flat blade screws should be punished severely.
Unless you build something for your best buddy, just dont forget to pre cam them out on installation...
@@sarunasbriedis You sound like the worst kind of person. I at least make sure to break out the file and grind them down to make sure my buddy doesn't catch a sharp edge after they're cammed out
Ave wheres the dissection of the Miami Condo Collapse, we need one. E
I was expecting one
Build on sand and swamp sht falls down, more to come.
@@jonpierce8342 I was watching the news on this. Even on a good day prior to the collapse you would not get me out on those cantilever balconies.
As an every day solidworks user I can assure you it sucks too....just differently
Yes but it sucks expensively which is worse!
Weirdly enough I just found one like this (smaller flat head but longer), it is 18th century, from the Grandad of someone who is late 70s... the wood looks like black ash or something it's very dark. It's built better than many Chisels and it's a screw driver. You can use it for marking cuts on wood and all sorts, absolute beast, made for 1,000 years.. I figured uncle BF would approve it's skookumness but not that he'd have a video of nearly the same design a week later!
This pattern was patented in 1904. So you're not going to find examples of it older than that.
@@1pcfred they patented a stolen design...plausible
Black locust
@@xmachine7003 it's more plausible that you have the date wrong.
Wonder if the auger in the shavings trough of the CNC is how he came up with the concrete mixing idea in the tractor bucket
Insanity😂
I laughed my ass off at the sawzaw after 3 different takes with the hacksaw 🤣👍
12:54
3, 1, 6, 7, those are some bad rolls, no wonder it didn't seat right.
Every single bit of this video made my $5/mo feel extremely well spent. Thank you for making the world a better place.
I ve been watching ave at least 5 years now. He never succeeded at making anything. Which i think is the point 😆
FALSE.
He made a magnificent copper swing press.
He just made the SLOP 2000 mixer for his concrete slab project. WORK OF ART ! 🤣🤣🤣
@@libertyman3729 i saw that too lol. I was surprised the hydraulic motor didn't snap emidiatly
Hey now buddy, he made a duck wet
Are you going to analyze the Miami Beach condo collapse on your channel?
Tried downloading Autodesk for my hvac engineering technology class. Could never figure out how to fire it up completely. I dincked around with it for two weeks. Definitely felt like a Guinea pig running in circles.
Subject...
How could you finish it like that 🤣
Realized at the last moment that the pins are two different sizes and puts them in the wrong hole... Is glad it's not just me that makes that kind of mistake.
Swage practice
Thats a nice, chonky screwdriver. I would definately use it as a chisel if it were close by when somethin needed a shave.
Planned on doing things, but that can wait fifteen minutes.
If you think about it, you just spent 15 minutes doing things by proxy.
Two different sizes for the pins because the handle is two different sizes where the holes go through . . .long pin at the back . . .shorter pin in front.
I was so happy to see that D20 on his bench, I assume he keeps it close by so he can roll it to find out how sketchy his next video will be, nat 20 of course means he does it the proper way (not that he's ever rolled that)
(working with a hacksaw)
P-A-T-I-E-N-C-E..... Yah hey, how long is DAT gonna take!
(Goes for the sawzall). 👍🏼👍🏼
Imagine having enough brass on hand to willie nillie use it for making tools.
*[laughs in broke]*
its like 10 bucks a pound
Careful there whacking the tool I believe my chair shook down here in Tennessee lol 😂
"A screwdriver is not a screwdriver. Sometimes it's just a cigar!" I like to attribute that to Sigmund Freud!
Fried was a Coke head..
Said Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky.....
...said Hunter Biden
I have no other way to really drop you a line, AvE. I'm that one that what works for your software company. I'm not on the developer end, though. If there's something you need Fusion to do or not do or you're just not happy with something about it, please visit the Autodesk "Product Feedback" page (You can googles it, I trust ya.). You can also go right to the Fusion forums for it. I talk to guys like you all. day. Granted, they're not as eloquent, but there's folks who hear you. Just be real clear with your grievance on that form.
Seriously. If there was less to bitch about with Fusion, I'd have less calls. Less calls means I can watch more youtube. It's a cycle, you see.
No-one swears quite like a French Canuck 🤣 So sweary, yet without obscenity.
Eloquent-esque
I speak French but I understood absolutely nothing. Is it some sort of Canadian dialect? Can you translate please?
"Tabernacle chalice of the body of Mongol Christ drooling over chinese pate buttered in shit." Just rolls off the tongue!
@@StefanoBorini "Bon sang, cinglé, fourbe, hachis parmentier au maïs tartiné de merde!"
"Pâté chinois beurré de merde" wasn't easy to translate to euro french hahahahaha
@@jeralm it's terrifying. there's so much accent it's basically not French anymore.
Ah ben tabarnak, c sûr qu'avec cet accent là c'est resté au Québec un bout... Salutations et nice job!
Now that's a tool I could polish all day
everyone thins round peg in a square hole is hard but 2 different length pegs in 2 different length holes is much much harder
That is tool porn, no doubt. Looks like iut could be made into a fine wood chisel, as well.
Is Mr Tool-Rescue any relation to the Ol' Dewclaw? I noticed the other day watching him clean up an impressive vise that the two of them sound an awful lot alike. And have a similar sense of humor.
"Retirement fund" he labels his bar.
Retirement is for those who don't have any fun type tools for grown boys around.
A boy with proper toys has two ends: Death by misadventure or heart attack while hobbying.
I finally figured it out. You are the Thomas Pynchon of RUclips. I'm serious. You are on his level in your command of the English language and the ability to connect that which no one would ever realize was connected.
You need some “Never-Dull” for that brass. Haven’t seen any in a while, but I bet it’s out there.
Never dull is the shit. Use it on my Harley all the time.
@@tinkeringaround6241 But what if it's a knock off?!
@@hdezn26 just look for a can that says “nev-r-dull you can get it at Napa auto parts too under the eagle one brand same stuff
My two favorite Canuckistanis creating art and a monster at the same time? Eat your heart out Tim Horton.
Do a video on the condo that fell in sunrise Florida.
I've no background, haven't read anything about it and I've never been there, but I bet I can summarize it pretty easily.
Super heavy building. On sand. Sand and water in the correct quantities makes quicksand. If your thing leans to one side, it usually gets destroyed. I think that pretty much sums it up.
Just read the NBC report.. their pool deck leaked to the foundation for years, cracking supports as it ran, and they just kept filling the pool. It's just the usual stupidity and negligence I've come to expect from Florida.
When I saw you put the tree carcass over that fine piece and I realized you were about to smash the shit out of it with a mallet I just about dug my eyeballs out of my face on impulse. Same way I felt when I accidentally saw your face in a stainless steel reflection. My brain auto deleted all memory of it in self defense.
That fractal vise he just restored was awesome!
You know? For as smart as I thought you were. You have become less smart as you are.
@@jesselaforteza9821 huh? Who what now? There was one?
The pins should have two different fucking sizes. It's just sometimes you put it in the wrong hole...
Songs will sing of those two random D20s, living amidst tools and dust and brass chips, forever lost in the Empire of dirt.
I liked the fact that as he was hitting the thing and bouncing them around, one of them came up as a natural 1.....
Measure 5 times cut 3 times, then use a hammer.
I absolutely fucking love this guy he's the best....
At 14:18 I thought of my favorite old AvEism: There's never time to do it right the first time but there's always time to do it twice! Love you brother, keep up the great work!
The cinematography is skookum as frig.
After the cut to the reciprocating saw. Ah yes, laziness.
3:47 that’s a masterclass shot even considering the production values
Thumb detector needs calibrating.. it didn’t get anywhere near it...
You must have been an investment banker early in life the way you cut up that retirement fund.
I was so heartbroken for you when it didn’t fit and you had to file it.