FOOTBALL HIPSTERS ARE THE WORST.

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @part-timedebiru9681
    @part-timedebiru9681 3 года назад +1532

    I feel like this entire video was made from his personal experience with alfie

    • @unlockedaccount
      @unlockedaccount 3 года назад +25

      😂😂😂😂

    • @EddieLowenheim
      @EddieLowenheim 3 года назад +55

      I would not be surprised.

    • @nabri-nfg3262
      @nabri-nfg3262 3 года назад +1

      They dont interact tho,

    • @ClassG7
      @ClassG7 3 года назад +14

      @@nabri-nfg3262 how do you know?

    • @nabri-nfg3262
      @nabri-nfg3262 3 года назад +42

      @@ClassG7 bc alfie said it many times,
      What his q&a's

  • @MC-xv2tn
    @MC-xv2tn 3 года назад +849

    I saw the words “football hipster” and thought it was gonna be a 10 minute rant about graham potter 😂

    • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643
      @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 3 года назад +32

      Don't forget Marcelo Bielsa

    • @juliolleshi751
      @juliolleshi751 3 года назад

      Same 😂

    • @awsomegaming7952
      @awsomegaming7952 3 года назад +4

      @@juliolleshi751 u master bucks supporter hello and easter

    • @TheMarcusNyberg
      @TheMarcusNyberg 3 года назад +1

      heeey, I like Potter xD But then again I`m Swedish and knew about him since 2014 :3

    • @freshmemes8664
      @freshmemes8664 3 года назад +2

      @@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 but he’s actually a great manager and considered the best coach in the world by Pep which surprises me but yeah still a very good manager

  • @jeffreubenjr7673
    @jeffreubenjr7673 3 года назад +778

    Hitc sevens needs to clap back with a diss track for this violation

    • @jimenogonzalez2030
      @jimenogonzalez2030 3 года назад +66

      You should check out hitc sevens "7 team mates who genuinely hated each other" and watch the beginning
      Alfie has dissed the Irish guy on a lot of occasions even though it was subtle most of the time hahahah

    • @Intheflesh1
      @Intheflesh1 3 года назад +57

      Alfie often mocks the Irish guy lol

    • @banelegugulethukunene5472
      @banelegugulethukunene5472 3 года назад +3

      Honestly need the Irish guy and Alfie to have a boxing match 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Egghead1234
      @Egghead1234 3 года назад

      Lmao

    • @Egghead1234
      @Egghead1234 3 года назад +1

      I think irish guy should make a paul mcshane disstrack first though

  • @oranges866
    @oranges866 3 года назад +1038

    when i saw "football hipsters" in the title, i thought he was going to rant about brentford for 10 minutes straight.

    • @HridaySen.
      @HridaySen. 3 года назад +7

      Same

    • @sweets7779
      @sweets7779 3 года назад +60

      Or Brighton/Graham Potter, he did get it in just expected more

    • @oranges866
      @oranges866 3 года назад +25

      @@sweets7779 i understand the hype behind potter but the brighton squad is rather shite.

    • @sweets7779
      @sweets7779 3 года назад +10

      @@oranges866 I was just more thinking because he's always going on about him + a lot of people say "look at the xG" etc. I'd be curious to see what he does with a better squad (or at least better forwards).

    • @tlawal7
      @tlawal7 3 года назад +3

      @@oranges866 they're just meh. He needs a bigger club with a lethal striker

  • @user-kg7oy3yy7b
    @user-kg7oy3yy7b 3 года назад +1399

    I feel like football hipsters live in Irish Guy’s head rent-free

    • @dannehsg978
      @dannehsg978 3 года назад +9

      they do duh

    • @hattruck8607
      @hattruck8607 3 года назад

      True

    • @DanM8195
      @DanM8195 3 года назад +9

      @@razerow3391 who pissed you off this morning?

    • @Joe-xf5ot
      @Joe-xf5ot 3 года назад +6

      @Teodor Aleksandrov ignore that prik bro

    • @adrian_4190
      @adrian_4190 3 года назад +1

      Stan Collymore 2.0

  • @cruciateligamentx5183
    @cruciateligamentx5183 3 года назад +1108

    This is definitely one of the most bizarre yet interesting hitc sport videos

    • @saichayank
      @saichayank 3 года назад +16

      What about the WAGs video

    • @giargg
      @giargg 3 года назад +3

      @@saichayank where did the wags video go, i cant find it

    • @giargg
      @giargg 3 года назад +2

      @Abhirup Nath lmao it must have been recent because i saw it like a couple weeks ago 😂 the irish guy doing the right thing

    • @at..
      @at.. 3 года назад +1

      They should consider doing more of these spin offs

    • @I0NIZE
      @I0NIZE 3 года назад

      Must depend on your sense of humour because this was the funniest thing i've watched in a long time.

  • @ic7saysglazersout176
    @ic7saysglazersout176 3 года назад +384

    “I clearly remember Marcus Rashford bartering a hat trick against Southend United’s under 8’s back in the 2000’s. It was CLEAR he would be in the first team one day.”
    “Why were you watching 8 year ol-“
    “SHUSH! I DISCOVERED RASHFORD”

    • @thundy9124
      @thundy9124 3 года назад +2

      Nonce ALERT NONCE ALERT

    • @krisgordon3116
      @krisgordon3116 24 дня назад

      Should you have shared a prison cell with Adam Johnson?

  • @ic7saysglazersout176
    @ic7saysglazersout176 3 года назад +402

    Football hipsters are the kind of guys who pick the Bolivian national team on FIFA and spend 35 minutes developing the perfect tactics to defeat you, who simply just picked Real Madrid.

    • @AJARyan-yn2uv
      @AJARyan-yn2uv 3 года назад +80

      Then you thump them 6-0 and they’ll say the game is scripted.

    • @space1734
      @space1734 3 года назад +17

      @FIFA07Pro United and Real Madrid have more glory hunters, why you only targeting City and PSG?

    • @thebigquack6945
      @thebigquack6945 3 года назад +36

      I only ever pick teams like Bolivia and India just for the trolls
      If I win well, you’re getting mocked for the next week

    • @ln9895
      @ln9895 3 года назад +18

      @FIFA07Pro u must be a plastic urself if u think multiple league title wins, both fa and league cup wins aswell as being an established 1st tier side for probably 90 percent of our existence is no impressive history. im sorry we cant all support man u or real like u probably do. and before u say im plastic im from manchester and its my families team so thats y i support city

    • @areebsiddiqui758
      @areebsiddiqui758 3 года назад +19

      ​@FIFA07Pro Oh really? Is that why half of Barcelona and Real Madrid's fanbase in the 2010s were just Messi and Ronaldo fanboys who'll probably stop supporting those clubs when they retire. Funny how Juventus' fanbase increased ten fold as soon as Ronaldo joined. And now a 13 year old on twitter will tell you they've been supporting the old lady since the days of Baggio.
      The hypocrisy of people to target fans of clubs like Chelsea, City and PSG when the most amount of plastic fans and glory hunters come from the so called established clubs like United, Barcelona, Liverpool and Real.
      Mention the word history one more time and I'll rip your head off. To people like you History means winning the biggest trophies in the past which is absolutely not true. History can be made fighting a relegation battle in League two. Your attitude is borderline elitist cause you don't want any other clubs to emerge as superpowers and disturb your established status quo. I'm a Chelsea fan who's supported the club since I was 8. I know extensively about the history of the club from the days of Peter Osgood and Jimmy Greaves. I have been with the club through highs and lows and will continue to do so until my final days. When I have kids, I'll raise them as Chelsea fans and if they don't want that I'll disown them and get new ones. Just because I wasn't there before the big money takeover doesn't mean I'm not a real fan. I'm a blue to the core and you cant take that away from me or anyone else of my ilk.

  • @nsd781
    @nsd781 3 года назад +619

    We need Alfie to react to this video 😂

    • @suhaylmirza884
      @suhaylmirza884 3 года назад +48

      He can probably squeeze it in. He has 3 hour intros

    • @ernestodeh1409
      @ernestodeh1409 3 года назад +35

      @@suhaylmirza884 I know this is a joke but theyre literally a minute long and he does them to avoid getting dumb comments saying that he missed a player but they dont fit the criteria

    • @iryaniedit2317
      @iryaniedit2317 3 года назад +61

      ​@@suhaylmirza884 hello and welcome to HITC Sevens. Today we are going to be looking at the 7 highest scorers in Premier League history. Goals from the old First Division will not be counted, only those that were scored in the Premier League era from 1992 to modern day 2021. Players who do not appear in this list, such as Harry Kane and Jermain Defoe, were not included because they are not one of the top 7 goal scorers in Premier League history. I forgot to mention when I say Premier League I am referring to the men's senior game not the women's senior game, although I might save that for a future video. Without further ado let's get to the 7 highest scorers in Premier League history.
      Then he goes to the list and spends about 2 whole minutes on each player whereas James and Irish Guy take about 30 seconds.
      This isn't a diss btw so don't any of you fanboys be triggered it's just a kind of funny comment

    • @suhaylmirza884
      @suhaylmirza884 3 года назад +11

      @@iryaniedit2317 I fully agree. I personally find the Irish guy the most entertaining out of most football RUclipsrs

    • @thebigquack6945
      @thebigquack6945 3 года назад +31

      @@iryaniedit2317 Alfie seems to be informant while Irish guy and James are here to entertain us
      Both of them are amazing at what they do

  • @aspectph8528
    @aspectph8528 3 года назад +140

    This is the start of a civil war between HITC Sport and HITC Sevens

  • @neilfenech6023
    @neilfenech6023 3 года назад +980

    From the thumbnail i thought this was gonna be a St. Pauli origin stories

  • @rsip11
    @rsip11 3 года назад +518

    "Parejo is the best midfielder in Spain'

    • @justawarlord
      @justawarlord 3 года назад +77

      he is pretty good

    • @MattNoriega1427
      @MattNoriega1427 3 года назад +43

      @Abhirup Nath he said parejo is good not the best

    • @justawarlord
      @justawarlord 3 года назад +38

      @Abhirup Nath you have to be pretty dumb to think a captain of a champions league side is bad well he used to be

    • @froopnoops4505
      @froopnoops4505 3 года назад +4

      @Abhirup Nath he is good...

    • @Pablo-um2xt
      @Pablo-um2xt 3 года назад +6

      honestly he is up there and I'm not a hipster

  • @Lefika8550
    @Lefika8550 3 года назад +310

    "So what are you listening to then?"
    "Statman Dave"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @yt.personal.identification
      @yt.personal.identification 3 года назад +15

      Came looking for this comment.
      Thanks for not letting me down.

    • @titythomas3833
      @titythomas3833 3 года назад +4

      Me too

    • @titythomas3833
      @titythomas3833 3 года назад +31

      That guy is just a man u fanboy who thought Timo Werner could be the next Thierry Henry

    • @titythomas3833
      @titythomas3833 3 года назад +11

      Half of his fanbase think he can be the next Klopp and could do a better job at being Man u manager than Ole.

    • @prayaaskochhar8783
      @prayaaskochhar8783 3 года назад +6

      @@titythomas3833 He actually works for the Man U scouting team.... The real hipsters are TIFO football (The Athletic)

  • @fletch6183
    @fletch6183 3 года назад +199

    The HITC Sevens and chill part😭😭😭

  • @ManchesterBlue1894
    @ManchesterBlue1894 3 года назад +168

    I remember watching raheem sterling score 4 goals against Southend United in the F.A youth Cup for Liverpool in 2011 when he was only 16 years old. I knew he was going to become a superstar that day.

    • @bri1085
      @bri1085 3 года назад +1

      I thought that rat was going to win a Ballon d'Or for us, was begging Dalglish to play him, and even Tony Silva, couldn't be worse than stewart downing

    • @niallfoody97
      @niallfoody97 3 года назад +2

      Apart from the fact that sterling played his youth team football for QPR I see nothing wrong here

    • @bri1085
      @bri1085 3 года назад +6

      @@niallfoody97 Was at Liverpool since 15, Don't try to be smart here donny.

    • @souleymanediawara7714
      @souleymanediawara7714 3 года назад +7

      @@niallfoody97 donny you’re not hipster enough

  • @vstevanovic187
    @vstevanovic187 3 года назад +197

    As a Serbian, that part about Yugoslavia team that never was hit differently

    • @Gabrielm624
      @Gabrielm624 3 года назад +13

      Da Brate, I wish we stayed together because we would’ve won at least 1 major tournament by now, Croatian here😔

    • @franohmsford7548
      @franohmsford7548 3 года назад +7

      @@Gabrielm624 Which one? Argentina haven't won anything since 93! England have been waiting since 66! At which Euros or World Cup would a joined Yugoslav team have been outright favourites/guaranteed winners?
      -
      There's too many Top Teams in International Football for any guarantees - The Magnificent Magyars never won the World Cup despite being easily the best team in the World at the time!
      It's also a Cup Competition not a League where Luck plays a huge role....
      Greece won the Euros in 2004 on the back of a highly structured defence and ZERO World Class players!
      The Netherlands have been World Cup finalists on three occasions and never won it!
      France somehow managed to lose to a CR7 less Portugal who stunk out the group stages in 2018!
      Would Czechoslovakia have beaten Germany in 96 had the Czech Rep and Slovakia stayed together?

    • @luanhatyoutube
      @luanhatyoutube 3 года назад +8

      @@franohmsford7548 Cry.

    • @razaali4616
      @razaali4616 3 года назад +13

      @@luanhatyoutube he’s not really wrong tho. But any yugoslav team would definitely be incredible.

    • @sxcJOELisNotsexy
      @sxcJOELisNotsexy 3 года назад

      Didn't CheckoSlovakia finish runner up one year?

  • @extremetitan1881
    @extremetitan1881 3 года назад +195

    5:20 the most ambitious crossover

  • @slabhead5412
    @slabhead5412 3 года назад +65

    some collabs we need in the future:
    Goldbridge and Irish guy
    No trim niran (FNG) and the Irish guy

    • @TheEndlessBlade00
      @TheEndlessBlade00 3 года назад +4

      Fng and Irish guy would be a world class video duo.

    • @bruhmoment-wq5cy
      @bruhmoment-wq5cy 3 года назад +3

      @@TheEndlessBlade00 No Trim Nigerian and Irish Milk Bath Man
      yes,we need it.

  • @Egghead1234
    @Egghead1234 3 года назад +31

    “I remember watching a 16 year old Jamie Vardy at Stockbridge Park Steels. I knew he would win the Premier League Golden boot one day. Oh I just knew it.”

  • @theweblenz6458
    @theweblenz6458 3 года назад +130

    Glad to see the Soweto Derby get some recognition 😂🔥

  • @ioandragu7929
    @ioandragu7929 3 года назад +101

    G. Potter will take a bashing in this video Again🤣🤣🤣

    • @felixsoheili1154
      @felixsoheili1154 3 года назад

      He's not even a hipster I never understand that. Like because he isn't a bore

    • @TheMarcusNyberg
      @TheMarcusNyberg 3 года назад

      @@felixsoheili1154 potter is not the hipster but the fans who praise him (in the context of this joke)

  • @mundea
    @mundea 3 года назад +62

    7:35 "Larrow Nens" 😭😭😂

  • @arnoldibalboa2736
    @arnoldibalboa2736 3 года назад +41

    The hipster guy should feature regularly on this channel we love him.

  • @phistoltv5196
    @phistoltv5196 3 года назад +30

    When i saw the words "FOOTBALL HIPSTERS" I Immediatley thought of Alfie 😂😂😂😂

  • @racingpro2224
    @racingpro2224 3 года назад +326

    Oooh football hipster video, can't wait for Graham Potter to be mentioned 300 times

  • @monroeswartz5930
    @monroeswartz5930 3 года назад +30

    I felt it when he said Orlando pirates and Kaizer Chiefs derby.
    SA fan

  • @lindomakescontent
    @lindomakescontent 3 года назад +120

    Wait, The Irish Guy knows about the Soweto Derby. This man went deep for this video.

    • @ethanrothermel8516
      @ethanrothermel8516 3 года назад +7

      I knew about it I just didn’t know it was called that.

    • @nkululekoshongwe8846
      @nkululekoshongwe8846 3 года назад +8

      😂 The blood thirsty derby

    • @jesseafrika9362
      @jesseafrika9362 3 года назад +2

      It's not as good/important as it was 6 years ago

    • @calebcaleb9808
      @calebcaleb9808 3 года назад +2

      Probably just nicked Alfie from HITC Sevens' notes

  • @stewiegriffin3017
    @stewiegriffin3017 3 года назад +35

    This is my favorite HITC video yet 😂

  • @SmearyImpala517
    @SmearyImpala517 3 года назад +78

    The Soweto Derby is vibes man

    • @phistoltv5196
      @phistoltv5196 3 года назад +4

      Up the bucs💀

    • @ManchesterBlue1894
      @ManchesterBlue1894 3 года назад +6

      Sundowns are better, I managed them on football manager once. Lol

    • @phistoltv5196
      @phistoltv5196 3 года назад +19

      @@ManchesterBlue1894 Sundowns are the South African version of Man City interms of squad depth and money

    • @froopnoops4505
      @froopnoops4505 3 года назад +8

      @@phistoltv5196 😂yes

    • @beatsbyadmiralz5915
      @beatsbyadmiralz5915 3 года назад +12

      @@phistoltv5196 well of coure a city fan would like them then lmao

  • @afcfinners
    @afcfinners 3 года назад +34

    As a football hipster I can confirm this is 100% accurate

  • @sobotichi5523
    @sobotichi5523 3 года назад +5

    As a real St. Pauli fan I can confirm that there are way too many "event fans" in our club and also in the stadium on matchdays. With those event fans are also some fans who use the club as an political symbol, of course we are a kind of political club but it's still about the sports 😐

  • @extremetitan1881
    @extremetitan1881 3 года назад +42

    9:22 I was waiting the whole video for this man

  • @a.s6161
    @a.s6161 3 года назад +17

    The Catfish and the bottlemen 😂😂😂 that pretty much does sum up these kind of people

  • @ic7saysglazersout176
    @ic7saysglazersout176 3 года назад +26

    8:16
    The Bielsa crouch 😂😂😂

  • @8BallScience
    @8BallScience 3 года назад +35

    "I saw him at Mokawloon, he was scoring 30 goals a season"

  • @LazarouDave
    @LazarouDave 3 года назад +51

    "Mana and Sade" (4:38)
    "Larrow Nens" (7:35)
    I feel like those were intentional

    • @850thameem7
      @850thameem7 3 года назад

      Context?

    • @LazarouDave
      @LazarouDave 3 года назад

      @@850thameem7 There are timestamps attached? Just use those, you hear Michael say it

    • @aryantyranno7515
      @aryantyranno7515 3 года назад

      Behind closed games door

    • @DustySmith1
      @DustySmith1 3 года назад

      @@LazarouDave do you know what context means?

    • @LazarouDave
      @LazarouDave 3 года назад

      @@DustySmith1 Yes, the context is contained within those timestamps...

  • @lalitthapa101
    @lalitthapa101 3 года назад +12

    I Just love whenever the Irish guy mentions and references Alfie in his videos😂😂
    Wanna see a rap battle between the two👌👌👌

  • @Tazza81
    @Tazza81 3 года назад +39

    Irish Guy really doesn't like Alfie does he.

    • @KT-zx1hu
      @KT-zx1hu 3 года назад +18

      HITC: CIVIL WAR

  • @AP-ec8os
    @AP-ec8os 3 года назад +5

    I am from Serbia and I was very surprised when you mentioned the Yugoslav national team
    Also nice Bosnian National team jersey

  • @roxic4275
    @roxic4275 3 года назад +15

    I accidentaly found St. Pauli playing Fifa 18, and now i start every career mode with them

  • @Egghead1234
    @Egghead1234 3 года назад +4

    I like this new type of video. Now we have the football rants, the “every premier league club’s...”, the football origins, and this.

  • @TheAlphaDingo
    @TheAlphaDingo 3 года назад +5

    Started supporting Forest Green Rovers back in 2004 when I got a demo of Championship Manager - they were conference, semi pro minnows who always battled against the drop. Today, they are the world's first carbon neutral, vegan, anti gambling and green power club. While I am enjoying seeing the club progress, I have noticed a large influx of supporters in recent years - potentially as a result of the progressive ethos of the owner.

  • @adamfinnegan735
    @adamfinnegan735 3 года назад +17

    They also religiously watch Copa90 stories on RUclips, and tune in with Hector Bellerin's latest environment conservation project

  • @pkingglazersout6665
    @pkingglazersout6665 3 года назад +80

    Irish guy has established himself as the The filthy frank of Football RUclips!!

    • @dannehsg978
      @dannehsg978 3 года назад +12

      yeah they both give off the same energy

    • @twiste7553
      @twiste7553 3 года назад +8

      The dark souls of football

  • @dansalter7594
    @dansalter7594 3 года назад +5

    Omg! This is one of your best videos! Made me laugh so hard, loved HITC 7 and chill 🤣

  • @danielnoah7719
    @danielnoah7719 3 года назад +63

    Happy Easter 🎉 everyone 🇳🇬

  • @jsdbhssbdbsjsj
    @jsdbhssbdbsjsj 3 года назад +14

    This has to be inducted in the HITC hall of fame, too funny and true 😂😂

  • @harrybrown1513
    @harrybrown1513 3 года назад +6

    I remember watching Dele Alli play against Cambridge united about two years before he joined spurs, he was literally running rings round everyone else😂😂

  • @Cesarr_08
    @Cesarr_08 3 года назад +9

    Feels like a new series just because there’s new backgrounds instead of a stone wall and the outside skirts of Newcastle

  • @SaintChaddes
    @SaintChaddes 3 года назад +10

    So this is just a 10 minute call-out video of HITC Sevens 😂

  • @arthurqampi3239
    @arthurqampi3239 3 года назад +6

    6:52 Fun Fact: The band Kaizer Chiefs named themselves after the football club due to their love for Lucas Radebe.

  • @johngalbreath9394
    @johngalbreath9394 3 года назад +14

    Most accurate description of a Timbers fan I've ever seen

    • @thekeegster6278
      @thekeegster6278 3 года назад +1

      As a Sounders fan, yes they are the most disturbing fans ever!

  • @McfcxEz
    @McfcxEz 3 года назад +5

    I think this might be my favorite Irish guy video of all time tbh

  • @nathaniel7744
    @nathaniel7744 3 года назад +8

    This is officially my favorite hitc sport video

  • @billmurphy5604
    @billmurphy5604 3 года назад +4

    “Way too mainstream”
    Rocks up in a retro Brazil shirt😂😂

  • @chrisioannidis2295
    @chrisioannidis2295 3 года назад +10

    "CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A HITC SEVENS AND CHILL" MAN IM DYINGGGGGG

  • @chrisc3380
    @chrisc3380 3 года назад +7

    Truly appreciate the earlier upload times 2am is perfect for America

    • @vaporterra
      @vaporterra 3 года назад

      Normal upload time, it was just temporarily later due to daylight savings times

    • @chrisc3380
      @chrisc3380 3 года назад

      @@vaporterra ahhhh makes sense

  • @dinohlabisa2349
    @dinohlabisa2349 3 года назад +5

    This is the funniest intro I've seen on Football youtube in years 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fede4740
    @fede4740 3 года назад +5

    I would rather be a football hipstar than those people on twitter and youtube who only watch a certain league and then comment on players from other leagues and deny football has been played for over 100 years. 100 percent no doubt

    • @vaporterra
      @vaporterra 3 года назад +2

      Most of us exist in a healthy medium between those two ridiculous points of view

  • @sidhaantanand3792
    @sidhaantanand3792 3 года назад +11

    Love this style of content!

  • @jackgrealish6914
    @jackgrealish6914 3 года назад +11

    Chris Hamill is *shaking* rn

  • @Imperador-Vi
    @Imperador-Vi 3 года назад +3

    Though I agree I will say watching football in other countries and lower levels once in a while can give you a different perspective and appreciate the sport more,

  • @pawel2669
    @pawel2669 3 года назад +5

    Potter reminds me of a rich kids that left his parents house, used to driving a Mercedes and now has to learn how to drive a Toyota..

  • @shivanshkhandelwal859
    @shivanshkhandelwal859 3 года назад +44

    When i saw the football hipsters title , i knew there had to be a mention of Bielsa or Potter. One of the most bizarre yet interesting HITC video i have seen

  • @deafbutdecent4363
    @deafbutdecent4363 3 года назад +32

    This seems like a Jreg video,I love it.

    • @nabster9253
      @nabster9253 3 года назад +9

      Ah Yes football political compass
      Commie-livorno
      Fascist-lazio
      Ancom- st pauli
      Ancap- Newcastle United

    • @nabster9253
      @nabster9253 3 года назад +4

      Is this a crossover event?

    • @AvrilAlvarez
      @AvrilAlvarez 3 года назад +6

      Oh no. This can't be happening, someone mentioned jreg under a HITC video. Never could anyone have predicted this

    • @nabster9253
      @nabster9253 3 года назад +1

      @@AvrilAlvarez this alliance is more cursed than the unholy union of centre left and centre right

    • @bruhmoment-wq5cy
      @bruhmoment-wq5cy 3 года назад +1

      Balkan Edition:
      Far Right: CSKA Sofia
      Far Right: Crevna Zvezda
      Far Right: FC Sarajevo
      Far Right: PAOK
      Far Right: Galatasaray,Besiktas
      Far Right: Dinamo Zagreb
      Progressives(kinda cringe ngl): Fenerbahce,Lokomotiv Plovdiv,Maribor

  • @ikilledcaptainalex2672
    @ikilledcaptainalex2672 3 года назад +122

    I’m just now understanding that the Irish guys problem with football hipsters is based on Alfie from HITC sevens 😂

    • @_official_royalty9646
      @_official_royalty9646 3 года назад +9

      Lol Alfie is always giving us some long long old videos about somethings we prolly don’t care about😅

    • @samarthsareen7697
      @samarthsareen7697 3 года назад

      They haven't met each other face to face

    • @kieronparr3403
      @kieronparr3403 3 года назад

      Football Daily

  • @JKTritt
    @JKTritt 3 года назад +4

    Spent the entire video trying to figure out where to get that St Pauli Handball shirt. 😂

  • @maxanpaddyyh2936
    @maxanpaddyyh2936 3 года назад +2

    The 2003 Korean FA cup was actually contested between Jeonbuk Hyundai and Jeonnam Dragons

  • @SaadKasu
    @SaadKasu 3 года назад +4

    When I saw the title I immediately knew there would be at least 1 Graham Potter reference.

  • @lilveacky
    @lilveacky 3 года назад +9

    1930's Yugoslavia with Tirke and Mosha in attack 🔥🔥🔥 (btw we legit have three movies about that team)

    • @strahinjadjusic6190
      @strahinjadjusic6190 3 года назад +3

      Montevideo ili kako ga RTS zove: Nemamo nista drugo da pustimo.

    • @lilveacky
      @lilveacky 3 года назад

      @@strahinjadjusic6190 exactly, but I still prefer it over some of their other shit ngl

    • @Eibarwoman
      @Eibarwoman 3 года назад

      Back when the Spanish team was 80% Basque and #2 in the world.

    • @lilveacky
      @lilveacky 3 года назад

      @@Eibarwoman I honestly didn't knew that, even my grandpa doesn't remember that stuff, Uruguay was quite good at the time, they got us dirty, at least in a movie

    • @Eibarwoman
      @Eibarwoman 3 года назад

      @@lilveacky I am a bit of a historian of sports. Oddly, if the non-officially recognized Herria Euskadi (Basque) team was recognized, it likely would have shifted the ELO rankings to a Uruguay, Yugoslavia, Basque Country order in that time. Even to this day, that area of only about 3 million people and an area the size of Kosovo would still rank in the top 16.

  • @prashunaryal4716
    @prashunaryal4716 3 года назад +13

    "Thomas Muller is my Granddaughter"

    • @elijahdschultz
      @elijahdschultz 3 года назад

      At the risk of becoming the stereotype, I think he called him a raumdeuter. It’s a German word that translates roughly as “forward who plays like Thomas Mueller.”

  • @ricardslatvia
    @ricardslatvia 3 года назад +3

    This video felt like a massive diss on Alfie hahaha

  • @keokihiga8462
    @keokihiga8462 3 года назад +15

    Lol he said Ellen page when any hipster would know it’s Elliot page now

    • @johnnywilson3369
      @johnnywilson3369 3 года назад +1

      Aye because not being a transphobe is hipster

  • @chirayuaggarwal342
    @chirayuaggarwal342 3 года назад +1

    That dig at hitc sevens is absolutely amazing and necessary

  • @reggiebanks7627
    @reggiebanks7627 3 года назад +3

    The Jared Leto part had me dying ! God damn that was hilarious !

  • @canuckoh
    @canuckoh 3 года назад +2

    This is probably my favourite Irish guy video of all time

  • @matthewlaunchbury265
    @matthewlaunchbury265 3 года назад +3

    Speaking of manager of the month, Have you seen xabi alonso?? he's the true form of what a manager should be, Pep should watch out if spain needs a new manager because his football tactics are just unreal.

  • @MaestroMarcelo7
    @MaestroMarcelo7 Год назад +2

    I always come back to pay my respects to this masterpiece

  • @anthonyjudeaggabao2302
    @anthonyjudeaggabao2302 3 года назад +8

    Where'd you get that FC St. Pauli shirt that looks amazing

  • @giancarlotorres3520
    @giancarlotorres3520 3 года назад +2

    I thought of Alfie first thing I saw the thumbnail! Also, sick jerseys from The Irish Guy!

  • @Leo-bv7my
    @Leo-bv7my 3 года назад +7

    I asked a Guy what his favourite football club in england, and he said Aston Villa because of their history and then I asked him what his favorite player is and he couldn’t name ONE player 🤣🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643
      @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 3 года назад +2

      Christ above, he couldn't even mention Grealish? He really bottled it there. Just like Spurs in the Europa League the other night.

    • @ironicvirus1496
      @ironicvirus1496 3 года назад +2

      It's like that meme where a reporter asked a guy who his favorite team was and he said Celtic, she asked him to name his favorite player and he said: "Um, the one in the Green and white shorts"

  • @andrewmanutdfan
    @andrewmanutdfan 3 года назад +2

    "We look at the game through a very larrow nense" -Irish Guy, 2021

  • @mundea
    @mundea 3 года назад +7

    6:51 The Soweto derby is somewhat interesting to be fair, Cheifs seem to do the business more than Pirates

    • @straightedge7124
      @straightedge7124 3 года назад +1

      Don't talk nonsense. Bucs are better. Just lost the last one.

    • @mundea
      @mundea 3 года назад

      @@alexa5675 😭😭

  • @freshlysalted6590
    @freshlysalted6590 3 года назад +2

    This sums up my exact thoughts. They’re not some special footballing genius for watching some North Macedonian U23s game

  • @mohamedkaanane9126
    @mohamedkaanane9126 3 года назад +3

    Rocking the old Morocco jersey 🇲🇦❤

  • @davidtaylor1630
    @davidtaylor1630 3 года назад

    As a neophyte Sankt Pauli follower and owner of Inverting the Pyramid i have to say ...fair play, you got me. I will console myself by watching a touching RUclips doc about the Superga disaster and its consequences.

  • @mistercabbage
    @mistercabbage 3 года назад +9

    Every dislike is a football hipster who thinks football daily is better than this channel

    • @bri1085
      @bri1085 3 года назад

      Football hipsters watvh sevens an not fD

  • @banelegugulethukunene5472
    @banelegugulethukunene5472 3 года назад +1

    You honestly love blasting South Africa 🤣🤣🤣🤣 loving you taking my country for piss. You go Irish Guy, favourite RUclipsr right now

  • @boipelonke377
    @boipelonke377 3 года назад +5

    Pirates vs cheifs is legendary. Dont sleep on it🙌😭

  • @crvenimarsovac
    @crvenimarsovac 3 года назад +1

    4:12 For those wondering (if any exist) that is Yugoslavia's 1930 World Cup team

  • @thejungwookim
    @thejungwookim 3 года назад +4

    This is just a 10 minute roast of Alfie

  • @kairee1
    @kairee1 3 года назад +1

    I'm hipster enough not to pick any club from the top 5 leagues (except underdogs) but not hipster enough to pick a sunday league team, so I mostly follow Ajax, Porto and St Pauli, and of course euro/world cup qualifiers + champions/europa league

  • @danielnoah7719
    @danielnoah7719 3 года назад +11

    Best AFRICA player to pay for every club in EPL 🌵

  • @Eric-if7ch
    @Eric-if7ch 3 года назад +2

    “God! I hope no goals spoil this game”

  • @kammerat9404
    @kammerat9404 3 года назад +7

    He is so hipster he took st. Paulis handball shirt indstead of the football shirt.

  • @davidagnew193
    @davidagnew193 3 года назад

    I love how this is half Football Origins and half Regular Video. Perfection

  • @lakshyavason1326
    @lakshyavason1326 3 года назад +16

    hitc sevens n chill LOOL ahhahahahaha

  • @ethanhendricks5933
    @ethanhendricks5933 3 года назад

    Okay mate, I'm from South africa and when you said mentioned the Soweto Derby I died🤣🤣🤣 good on ya

  • @player-ty2sy
    @player-ty2sy 3 года назад +22

    Us in South Africa don't even watch that Derby, we know it'll end 0-0

    • @sabelodlamini643
      @sabelodlamini643 3 года назад +4

      Drawby

    • @straightedge7124
      @straightedge7124 3 года назад +1

      Bucs always win don't lie to the people.

    • @player-ty2sy
      @player-ty2sy 3 года назад

      @@straightedge7124 hey voetsek 😭🤣 don't talk kak here

    • @straightedge7124
      @straightedge7124 3 года назад

      @@player-ty2sy I can't let you you disrespect Pirates like that 😂😂

  • @Getroy
    @Getroy 3 года назад +1

    The shade thrown at StatmanDave

    • @phistoltv5196
      @phistoltv5196 3 года назад

      And Alfie too....poor Alfie he's always the victim😭😭😭