Stargate: Instructional videos by Daniel Jackson

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
  • The clip includes these videos:
    * Dr. Jackson on the Stargate
    * Dr. Jackson on Hyperspace
    * Dr. Jackson on the Ancients
    * Dr. Jackson on Ascension
    * Dr. Jackson on the Goa'uld
    * Dr. Jackson on the Lucian Alliance

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  • @StarkRG
    @StarkRG 4 года назад +170

    Hi, I'm Daniel Jackson, you might remember me from such instructional videos as "The Ancients: Frend or Foe?" and "How did everyone learn English all of a sudden?"

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 2 месяца назад +10

      play very close attention this info could very well save your life one day💀💀

    • @anthonyx916
      @anthonyx916 Месяц назад +6

      ... and "Don't Stand on the Ramp When the Wormhole Connects!"

    • @specialnewb9821
      @specialnewb9821 Месяц назад +3

      And please buy my book "Were the Pyramids Alien landing Pads?"

  • @dANNEYFTW
    @dANNEYFTW 5 лет назад +21

    Best RUclips recommendation I have ever gotten.

  • @kiddicarus
    @kiddicarus 4 года назад +3

    This was/is truly amazing lore. It's truly a shame that it hasn't continued and with the quality that it deserves.
    Thanks much for this.

  • @yingghit97
    @yingghit97 5 лет назад +1

    Every single person who has watched this. it is your duty and responsibility to show these recordings to your children and their descendants in order to uphold and carry on the teachings of The 5 races. Hallowed are the ORI!!

  • @BiseUshery
    @BiseUshery Год назад

    Доктор Дэниэл Джексон - это лучший главный персонаж франшизы Звëздные Врата, краеугольный камень и связующее звено всей франшизы. Если будет новый перезапуск франшизы Звëздные Врата, обязательно надо вернуть Дэниэла Джексона, потому что без Джексона уже не то

  • @whiskeyandagyro3135
    @whiskeyandagyro3135 6 лет назад

    the ninth chevron only brings drama and a sudden end

  • @punkistz
    @punkistz 13 лет назад

    Yes, I heard you already, your name IS Daniel Jackson!

  • @tomiadventures
    @tomiadventures 5 лет назад

    Hi I'm Dr. Daniel Jackson, derpdie derpdie der

  • @SydMountaineer
    @SydMountaineer 4 года назад +203

    The franchise could've/should've made an entire series of these types of "educational" videos, having Daniel Jackson explain the language, symbols, and archeology stuff, and other characters like Sam explaining astrophysics, math, geometry, Teal'c giving a history of the Jaffa, the Nox telling their history, and Thor explaining what the Asguard learned in the many thousands of years they've been around, etc, etc. It would've been very popular.

    • @LyingTube
      @LyingTube 3 месяца назад +8

      If they'd included that in the different season DVD box sets they probably would have served as great primers for different seasonal antagonists

    • @blackadder564
      @blackadder564 2 месяца назад +6

      And Ronan explaining the best ways to disembowel his foes.

    • @jaffarebellion292
      @jaffarebellion292 Месяц назад +6

      @@blackadder564 "I'm Ronon. This is how to kill a Wraith: Pick up a gun. Shoot at it. Keep shooting until it stops moving. Shoot it again. That's pretty much it."

  • @monkiee7959
    @monkiee7959 7 лет назад +873

    It makes it so much better to imagine that Jack O'Neill made him do these

  • @radicalgoodspeed16
    @radicalgoodspeed16 9 лет назад +769

    Hi I'm Daniel Jackson you might remember me from such tutorials as Asgard our little grey friends and 1001 ways to die horribly.

    • @eight-cloudspurple5871
      @eight-cloudspurple5871 9 лет назад +53

      Nathan Norman All Death are performed be professionals such as myself, do not attempt it at home. Stargate Command and United State of America will not be responsible for any unfortunate incident.

    • @KingKing-cz6xh
      @KingKing-cz6xh 7 лет назад +11

      Delta Plus no. All deaths are preformed by that airman who always gets hit with stuff

    • @KnightRaymund
      @KnightRaymund 7 лет назад +12

      King King poor Syler

    • @vysearcadia522
      @vysearcadia522 7 лет назад +17

      You must also remember me from the the tape series I made on "Survival Guide: Ascension" and "The Aliens Within".

    • @allnamesaretakenful
      @allnamesaretakenful 7 лет назад +8

      I love the one titled Alien food, weird poop.

  • @Agux909
    @Agux909 7 лет назад +1195

    I am Doctor Daniel Jackson and if you immediately know the candlelight is fire, then the meal was cooked long ago...

    • @michaelserebreny454
      @michaelserebreny454 6 лет назад +33

      Agux Battipede because of fire, fire Phoenix flys; because of no water, Iron fish swims. But who is the flute player?

    • @sherbert5975
      @sherbert5975 6 лет назад +18

      How high are you right now

    • @michaelserebreny454
      @michaelserebreny454 6 лет назад +26

      Sherbert597 :pours a cup of tea:: only moderately, but that's beside the point.... I made you a drink ☕️

    • @connorgonzalez4023
      @connorgonzalez4023 6 лет назад +100

      "Though a candle burns in my house, there's nobody home."

    • @michaelserebreny454
      @michaelserebreny454 6 лет назад +7

      Connor Gonzalez blatantly obvious....hence why I made the tea; drink up!!

  • @EbonizerScourge
    @EbonizerScourge 4 года назад +675

    RUclips's algorithm showed me this in 2020, anyone else?

    • @eastlynburkholder3559
      @eastlynburkholder3559 4 года назад

      Just popped up in my feed today.

    • @ckkaneaster
      @ckkaneaster 4 года назад +1

      Me

    • @AlienWacker
      @AlienWacker 4 года назад

      Yup.

    • @norwaypete
      @norwaypete 4 года назад +2

      @Roady I havent watched or listen or even said it and I got it. I mean I have seen every episode but still lol

    • @debemerich213
      @debemerich213 4 года назад +1

      Me too...I just finished rewatching all the old episodes

  • @Katreda
    @Katreda 9 лет назад +644

    Michael Shanks does a good job at showing how bored the character is to do those "inspiring" intructional videos.

    • @Queenofasgarduk
      @Queenofasgarduk 9 лет назад +70

      KatredaS He's probably only doing it to inform O'Neill. :P

    • @thefigure13
      @thefigure13 9 лет назад +34

      Rosie Phoenix Probably more like Cadets joining the SGC after we become the dominant race/planet in the galaxy.

    • @Queenofasgarduk
      @Queenofasgarduk 9 лет назад +6

      I like my idea better. ;) thefigure13

    • @dnw009
      @dnw009 8 лет назад +16

      Both wrong since their used to instruct the inhabitants of the ancient space ship crew destiny.

    • @Queenofasgarduk
      @Queenofasgarduk 7 лет назад +1

      Theoretically

  • @burgersbeansandchips
    @burgersbeansandchips 6 лет назад +594

    Hi I'm Dr. Daniel Jackson, you may remember me from such instructional videos as 'Introduction to the Stargate' and 'Magnets, how do they work?'

    • @kareszt
      @kareszt 6 лет назад +2

      LOL, ya remmember that.
      I'm not giving up - it's wholly possible.

    • @Awol991
      @Awol991 6 лет назад +18

      How to die and come back. You many not want to try this one yourself.

    • @EmreYavuzalp
      @EmreYavuzalp 6 лет назад +10

      Troy McClure?

    • @unitNitro
      @unitNitro 6 лет назад +4

      My name is Dr. Daniel Jackson, I'm the Representative sent by cyb- I mean the SGC.

    • @ShrekWallBee
      @ShrekWallBee 5 лет назад

      ROTFLOL

  • @kevinkergen6673
    @kevinkergen6673 4 года назад +173

    Next Episode: Special Guest Colonel Samantha Carter on: "Suns and how to create your own black holes"

    • @RockerChair99
      @RockerChair99 4 года назад +19

      Kevin Kergen and followed by Rodney McKay, how to blow up a solar system.

    • @HereticDuo
      @HereticDuo 4 года назад +3

      That was the Asguard's thing,
      Carter just caused them to go supernova.

    • @johnmccartan939
      @johnmccartan939 3 года назад +4

      Followed by Ronan's 10 best ways to kill a wraith.

    • @chevon1920
      @chevon1920 3 года назад

      She doesn’t know how to create a black hole. I guess it’s in the Asgard archives but I don’t think it practical for them yet. Now blowing up a star is something she could explain.

    • @icylynx6067
      @icylynx6067 2 года назад +1

      BUT DON’T DO THIS AT HOME!

  • @NitpickingNerd
    @NitpickingNerd 6 лет назад +429

    he said his name as many times as he died

    • @OmegaOrdained
      @OmegaOrdained 6 лет назад +4

      Major Grin lol

    • @vveet
      @vveet 5 лет назад +4

      Cold!
      Zero degrees Kelvin cold!

    • @Persian-Immortal
      @Persian-Immortal 4 года назад +1

      Please can you make some Stargate videos Major Grin..

    • @Oncampus2k
      @Oncampus2k 4 года назад

      And didn’t he technically ascend twice?

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 года назад

      oof! Savage!

  • @piotrsawecki1403
    @piotrsawecki1403 7 лет назад +534

    We need stargate back...

    • @tyrongkojy
      @tyrongkojy 5 лет назад +7

      They're doing a new one, eventually. Apparently it's a prequel, using that old doctor, I forget her name. I don't really see how that will come through, honestly. The weird stuff doesn't happen till AFTER the gate is opened. Unless there's more than one Goa'uld running around earth.....

    • @IBeforeAExceptAfterK
      @IBeforeAExceptAfterK 5 лет назад +29

      @@tyrongkojy It was already out before you wrote your comment, and it's a big middle finger to the entire Stargate franchise.

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 4 года назад +8

      Piotr Sławęcki
      At this point, they would ruin it.

    • @foxmulder3748
      @foxmulder3748 4 года назад +10

      We need THIS stargate back.

    • @gabor6259
      @gabor6259 4 года назад +9

      They should have continued Atlantis and especially Universe.

  • @Thatslifebro_
    @Thatslifebro_ 8 лет назад +354

    Hello I´m Doctor Daniel Jackson and i died a couple of times while fighting other species, but got revived every time.
    Now the bad News: if you die, you wont be.

    • @RealTCGM
      @RealTCGM 8 лет назад +7

      Way, WAY more than a couple of times :P

    • @DEATHBYFLYINGCDS
      @DEATHBYFLYINGCDS 6 лет назад +7

      Psh, blah blah blah blah.. It's not that hard to get revived, all you have to do is fall in love with and have sex with other species

    • @ArgonTheAware
      @ArgonTheAware 6 лет назад +3

      DEATHBYFLYINGCDS That certainly worked for Sheppard since he got Ascended Beings to fall in love with him. So he should last longer than Jackson that can't ever get along with the other Ascended ruclips.net/video/4rLREQXH4BA/видео.html

    • @Mitsukara
      @Mitsukara 6 лет назад +12

      All you have to do is be a main cast member and not a recurring character. Recurring characters are doomed if they aren't named Bra'tac.

    • @honzasenbauer612
      @honzasenbauer612 6 лет назад +1

      Bra´tac is a recurring character? :D I thought he was a main character :D and that thing with sheppard happened more times I think :D but one of those women wasn´t ascended yet so I don´t know :D

  • @JanaOracle
    @JanaOracle 11 лет назад +532

    I must have missed it, but did anyone catch this guys name?!?

    • @DM5087
      @DM5087 10 лет назад +33

      Michael Shanks ?

    • @xRemRooodx
      @xRemRooodx 10 лет назад +13

      It is shown in every episode..how could you miss it? :D

    • @whizla1
      @whizla1 10 лет назад +70

      think he ment Daniel Jackson, and as a joke

    • @UnitAlir
      @UnitAlir 6 лет назад +35

      You people ruined the joke

    • @Mitsukara
      @Mitsukara 6 лет назад +28

      It was Rodney McKay I think.

  • @OsaruSensei
    @OsaruSensei 12 лет назад +62

    Hi, my name is Troy McClure, you may remember me from such instructional videos as 'Mommy, why does Daddy's eyes glow when he's upset?' and 'Mommy, what is that big, blue insect doing to your neck?'

  • @fadingjedi
    @fadingjedi 8 лет назад +459

    Hi I'm Dr. Daniel Jackson and I'm rapidly loosing my mind because I keep have make these videos and say that one line over and over again......because I work for to the United States Air Force.
    Jack, I'm am getting paid for this, right?

    • @MrCCollins1993
      @MrCCollins1993 6 лет назад +58

      fadingjedi 'Sure Daniel. You're getting paid. I think... Walter! I did sign that requisition, right?? Walter!! ... Ah, I'll be right back! Walter!'

    • @TheLenaweeTrekker
      @TheLenaweeTrekker 4 года назад +14

      There's chocolate cake in the mess hall.

    • @Theorchero
      @Theorchero 4 года назад +5

      @@MrCCollins1993 LMAO that could actually be a line.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 года назад +5

      @@Theorchero I can actually see Richard Dean Anderson's facial expressions in my mind as I read Colm's comment.

    • @johnmccartan939
      @johnmccartan939 3 года назад

      Yes there's talk of cake I believe ... Indeed

  • @TerreSeche213
    @TerreSeche213 9 лет назад +142

    My teachers always told me to remember, above all, the things they would repeat again and again... So remember: his name is Dr. Daniel Jackson...

  • @PerryWhyte
    @PerryWhyte 10 лет назад +329

    I wish he had also made an anti-sarcophagus PSA.

    • @g00gleminus96
      @g00gleminus96 5 лет назад +49

      Hi, I'm Doctor Daniel Jackson and this is a sarcophagus. Although all of the examples of these devices that we know of were made by (or for) the Gu'aould they are in fact, as with most things made by or for the Gu'aould, a product of stolen Ancient technology. These devices can heal nearly any kind injury and are even capable of restoring life to a dead body. They can also be used to sustain life nearly indefinitely by placing the user in a sort of stasis. These devices were used for centuries by the Gu'aould to ensure their longevity. However, as powerful as the sarcophagus is it does have limits and drawbacks. Using it very occasionally produces no ill effects. However, when used regularly, especially when unneeded, the psychological side effects can include megalomania and intense notions of superiority. What's more, the sarcophagus cannot actually restore youth or reverse aging, it can only temporarily halt aging via suspended animation whilst one is inside the sarcophagus. Once one exits the sarcophagus the aging process restarts. Thus, while very powerful healing devices, they cannot grant immortality and their use must be carefully restricted.
      Oh, by the way I was once addicted to one of these but I no longer crave the sweet embrace of... I mean I don't want it anymore.

    • @shmee123ful
      @shmee123ful 4 года назад +8

      Hi I'm Dr. Daniel Jackson sarcophagus are a hell of drug kids, just say no. even if some hot lady thinks your her destined mate , especially if some hot lady thinks your her desisted mate. it can make you into a real jerk.
      Hi I'm Dr. Daniel Jackson you may during your time come across a great many strange substances and objects in the galxexys we have access to that have a addictive quality. these may include. Wrath juice, sarcophagus, pyscho weed, pretty lights, time travel (several hours later) and head crabs

    • @kristylewandowski8485
      @kristylewandowski8485 3 года назад +1

      May not be the best representative for "Just die" posters.

  • @journey95far49
    @journey95far49 5 лет назад +61

    Daniel Jackson is one of my favourite characters in tv show history, Michael Shanks was awesome in this role and I'm glad he returned after S6.

  • @dexeron
    @dexeron 10 лет назад +212

    "Oh, hi! I'm Daniel Jackson! You've caught me relaxing in my library!"

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 6 лет назад +270

    It would be funny if Phil Hartman had overdubbed Michael’s voice…
    “I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as ‘Hathor has a snake in her head’ and ‘It’s all about Yu.’ ”

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. 5 лет назад +20

      MatchstalkMan
      Ok, it’s all about Yu had me fucking dying XD

    • @ChristopherSloane
      @ChristopherSloane 5 лет назад +3

      okay that is funny

    • @donaldwatson7698
      @donaldwatson7698 5 лет назад +15

      Really hilarious! Well done! Makes me think they might one day do a therapy video for recovering hosts struggling with guilt: "It's not me, it's Yu".

    • @SteveSmith-fh6br
      @SteveSmith-fh6br 5 лет назад +1

      I was actually watching that and thinking what a pro he is for not laughing.

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 5 лет назад +3

      Steve Spam i just woke my sister up from laughing, brilliant pun!

  • @SteveSmith-fh6br
    @SteveSmith-fh6br 5 лет назад +102

    I'm Doctor Daniel Jackson, the most interesting scientist in the world. I don't often travel to other galaxies, but when I do I always take the Stargate.

  • @JimBlack89
    @JimBlack89 8 лет назад +152

    This is what it feels like when you watch Ancient Aliens on the History Channel.

    • @avramlevitter6150
      @avramlevitter6150 8 лет назад +9

      +Jim Black (Overheard) "History".

    • @nocelebrity6042
      @nocelebrity6042 6 лет назад +16

      Except Dr. Daniel Jackson's hair is way better.

    • @crypto1223
      @crypto1223 5 лет назад +4

      Jim Black Except in this case the aliens are very real, and they blow all the ancient ones that are theorized out of the water.

  • @Enkarashaddam
    @Enkarashaddam 4 года назад +23

    Daniel Jackson is the protagonist of Stargate. Almost every major plotline surrounds him -- from discovering how to work the Stargate, saving Sha're, his influence on the team while ascended, defeating Anubis, and travelling to the Ori home galaxy which sparks that whole thing.

  • @the0siren0of0night
    @the0siren0of0night 8 лет назад +177

    If only they made actual full length videos on these topics!!!

    • @vveet
      @vveet 5 лет назад +6

      As quoted by every one of us nerds that read aaaalllllll the fan-fic

    • @BloxfruitKatakuri461
      @BloxfruitKatakuri461 5 лет назад +1

      For UNIVERSE

    • @Domihork
      @Domihork 4 года назад +9

      They did. It's called Stargate: SG1
      There's also an extended edition to that, Stargate: Atlantis

  • @Smeginator
    @Smeginator 8 лет назад +62

    I guess Eli never watched the video about ascension

  • @mreboric2215
    @mreboric2215 5 лет назад +32

    Death by PowerPoint...... All my the horror of my military career is coming back to me...

  • @ExanRev
    @ExanRev 8 лет назад +241

    "We live our lives in three dimensions plus time."
    ...
    "That's another DVD."

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 6 лет назад +38

      The ancients have a strict non interference police. *twitches* id go into more detail about my thoughts on that but we'd need another tape.

    • @vveet
      @vveet 5 лет назад +28

      @@AzguardMike If there was a PSA type video by Samantha Carter it would be Soooooooo heavily edited, allot of cuts begin at "by which I mean"

    • @tuschman168
      @tuschman168 4 года назад

      What did he mean by that? Is that a reference?

    • @TheLenaweeTrekker
      @TheLenaweeTrekker 4 года назад +5

      Indeed.

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 4 года назад +6

      vveet i wonder, since O’neill is such a huge Simpsons fan, that a lot of the time when Carter is talking in his mind he’s yelling “NEEEEEEEERD!” in Homer’s voice.

  • @RoosterMontgomery
    @RoosterMontgomery 10 лет назад +70

    Very nice to hear him recount the first encounter with the Goa'uld, Ra. Kind of a reminder to all those who forgot where this excellent continuation of that movie came from.

    • @nakyer
      @nakyer 7 лет назад +19

      +*Rooster Montgomery*
      I'm just disappointed he didn't say "But of course, that was back when I looked like James Spader."

    • @tolgahk84
      @tolgahk84 6 лет назад +2

      OriginalTharios i remember reading the real sequel to the original Stargate movie was Independence Day, the original creators were forced to heavily rewrite the script however due to some legal issues hence why Independence Day has no elements of OG Stargate Movie left in it

    • @TheOnceandFutureJake
      @TheOnceandFutureJake 3 года назад

      The little drawing of how the stargate address works is also a nod to the movie, where Daniel draws the exact same example on a white board.

    • @Realityexe
      @Realityexe 2 года назад

      @@TheOnceandFutureJake or that's literally the best way to show it

  • @FGOKURULES
    @FGOKURULES 7 лет назад +40

    I Miss This Show Sooo Much...

  • @StarTrekMarco
    @StarTrekMarco 11 лет назад +9

    I bursted out laughing at the last "I'm Dr. Daniel Jackson" with that book, that totally looked like they surprise Daniel every time they want to make a new video, like "Here we are, topic: hyperspace, go!" xD
    btw did they use some original design sketches for those videos? That Prometheus looks kinda strange.

  • @unfundedopportunities7278
    @unfundedopportunities7278 6 лет назад +47

    Hi, I'm Dr. Daniel Jackson and I'm married to Lexa Doig. IN YOUR FACE!

    • @talltroll7092
      @talltroll7092 5 лет назад +12

      You mean Dr Caroline Lam, surely? Who is also his bosses daughter... awkward

    • @Archie2c
      @Archie2c 4 года назад +1

      Yeah i hate him for that

    • @RevantheBlack
      @RevantheBlack 4 года назад +3

      Tall Troll aka Rommie

    • @DaveFlash
      @DaveFlash 4 года назад +2

      @@RevantheBlack yeah! Give it up for Andromeda fans! Capt. Dylan Hunt at the helm... way better than picard ;_) haha

  • @fluffycommander
    @fluffycommander 8 лет назад +94

    Is that Doctor Daniel Jackson?

    • @danforrester1610
      @danforrester1610 8 лет назад +24

      nah he died cant be him

    • @aymeric3756
      @aymeric3756 6 лет назад +5

      That really is him!

    • @nickl5658
      @nickl5658 6 лет назад +4

      Might be a cousin?

    • @D.M.S.
      @D.M.S. 6 лет назад +3

      Quite Lazy I don't know

    • @Mitsukara
      @Mitsukara 6 лет назад +5

      It's Jonas Quinn sneaking into the SGC wearing a hologram projector disguise from the 'Foothold' aliens. Daniel hates it when he does that.

  • @jaggerra7
    @jaggerra7 9 лет назад +20

    I love how they managed to make something interesting and exciting, so utterly boring and mundane. Watching this felt like I was back in college viewing a lesson one of my professors recorded as extra study material. I even automatically got into my "must memorize this for the upcoming test pose". Made me feel like one of Pavlov's dogs when I realized what I was doing. Lol.

  • @616CC
    @616CC 4 года назад +16

    I love how they treat the show like exactly how you would act in real life, the mythology, cultural tie ins made it feel so grounded great show

  • @SuperThakid09
    @SuperThakid09 10 лет назад +49

    he just summed it up in 6 minutes

  • @lordmcted
    @lordmcted 9 лет назад +46

    Hi, I'm Daniel Jackson, and this is wormhole shopping cart bungee cord. *helmet*

  • @MurrayTheMac
    @MurrayTheMac 9 лет назад +89

    What's this guy's name again?

  • @leiahamato3537
    @leiahamato3537 7 лет назад +24

    Hi I'm daneil Jackson , I'm nerdy and hot , oh and when I get in battle I kick but

  • @nielsmichiels1939
    @nielsmichiels1939 10 лет назад +94

    I'm Dr. Daniel Jackson, and what you're about to hear is the most amazing thing you'll ever hear in your life but you'll probably fall asleep because of how boring i am......
    Exept when i'm on missions, then i kick ass.

    • @vveet
      @vveet 5 лет назад +1

      Plot twist I ended up liking this comment!

  • @nitroxide17
    @nitroxide17 9 лет назад +24

    I fuckin loved this show! My childhood!

  • @Dazuk2023
    @Dazuk2023 6 лет назад +49

    I'm Doctor Daniel Jackson and unfortunately all this great technology including the Stargate is hidden from you in plain sight...Hence we had to make the Stargate franchise to cover things up for the Airforce who kindly supplied a General for the setting up of the cover program..

    • @BlueGiant69202
      @BlueGiant69202 6 лет назад +4

      Shush!

    • @the11382
      @the11382 6 лет назад +13

      Wormhole X-treme!

    • @thewewguy8t88
      @thewewguy8t88 5 лет назад +5

      @@the11382 i cant believe this is not a real show.

    • @42flyingphish
      @42flyingphish 4 года назад +2

      Anybody got any for fun guide for where they might 've been inspired or taken influence from. I love the show and the lore but am interested in seeing it's real life connection o
      If there is such a thing...maybe I'll have to wait until after disclosure

    • @claytonmachine12
      @claytonmachine12 3 года назад +3

      @@42flyingphish Funnily enough there actually WAS a military program called stargate. Though it didn't revolve around gates or galactic transportation, But to instead study ESP and precognitive ability. And ran from 1978 to 1995 (the designation as the Stargate Project was adopted in 1991)

  • @YourDeath311
    @YourDeath311 9 лет назад +71

    JAFFA !! KREE !!
    TEK MATAY BRATAK !

    • @TheSqoou
      @TheSqoou 8 лет назад +18

      +YourDeath311 Shel kek nem ron.

    • @mbmajor01
      @mbmajor01 8 лет назад +1

      I always thought they where saying jafa cake lol

    • @KaySan666
      @KaySan666 8 лет назад +2

      Maybe thats what they were actually saying and they were so grumpy because they didn't get their Jaffa cakes ...mystery solved. XD

    • @YourDeath311
      @YourDeath311 8 лет назад +1

      *****
      By the way, it s the same order everytime.
      Even bots can do better lol

    • @Smeginator
      @Smeginator 8 лет назад +11

      You're all a bunch of Sholvas

  • @OmegaOrdained
    @OmegaOrdained 6 лет назад +16

    That was so good! They should make full length instructional videos 👍👍👍

  • @dylandarnell3657
    @dylandarnell3657 7 лет назад +8

    "Hi, I'm Doctor Daniel Jackson, and this --"
    (montage of Daniel repeatedly dying / being revived/ascended by Clarketech bullshit)
    "-- is Jackass."

  • @BuddhaAfterDark
    @BuddhaAfterDark 3 года назад +6

    Me 10 years later after growing up with Stargate realizing it was all an explanation of the evolution of consciousness... :D

  • @pleiadesds2012
    @pleiadesds2012 7 лет назад +58

    Wait. Isn't this classified?

    • @DerpyPenguin4747
      @DerpyPenguin4747 7 лет назад +20

      Leaks happen.

    • @LB74
      @LB74 6 лет назад +32

      Yes, but it ended up on Hillary's server, now the world knows about it.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 года назад +1

      @@LB74 Oof, two years later and that's still a sick burn.

  • @Continus
    @Continus 5 лет назад +13

    2019 and still waiting on those 'Other' tapes.

    • @MrEvers
      @MrEvers 2 месяца назад

      5 years later, we still are

  • @axelfoley1406
    @axelfoley1406 6 лет назад +15

    4:43
    Would you like to know more?

    • @MG.50
      @MG.50 4 года назад +2

      Thanks for the Starship Troopers reference!

  • @K.D.Meyers
    @K.D.Meyers 5 лет назад +13

    My name's Daniel Jackson, and this is my job.
    Also:
    I'm Daniel Jackson, and THIS is my pawn shop.

  • @shoesncheese
    @shoesncheese 4 года назад +10

    That look. Daniel doesn't get the whole "addictive corn" thing either.

    • @wchan39
      @wchan39 3 года назад +1

      Daniel's probably thinking, "Corn? Of all the things you could've used as space drugs, you picked something that resembles corn!?"

  • @awsomewe360
    @awsomewe360 4 года назад +2

    I think I would have paid more attention to Social class if he was my teacher.

  • @DarthRushy
    @DarthRushy 9 лет назад +31

    When did Daniel become a leather guy?

    • @Daybreak96
      @Daybreak96 9 лет назад +8

      +DarthRushy always just looked at him in civvies in season 1 they all wore leather off base

    • @OhHeyItsLeeGaming
      @OhHeyItsLeeGaming 8 лет назад +2

      +DarthRushy Ohhh, I so didn't want to perceive that the way I did initially >_

  • @albertbaldry9464
    @albertbaldry9464 9 лет назад +24

    Doctor Daniel Jackson you ascended twice

    • @Yoyo06190125
      @Yoyo06190125 8 лет назад +5

      Once actually during season 6. As for the end of season 8 in the Astral Dinner, Oma said that he wasn't ascended yet, only in between our plane and the ascended plane, and that he had two choices, ascension or death, but couldn't help the galaxy if he chose to ascend anyway.

    • @albertbaldry9464
      @albertbaldry9464 8 лет назад +9

      +Yoyo Season 8 he had to ascend to retake human form. He had only two choices Death or Ascension. The only thing that he couldn't do was take the knowledge he had gain that made him want to return to being a human with him or the paper Anbus was flashing in front of him. So in fact he did ascend twice to retake human form which happened at the end of that episode where he turned up naked. he might have been ascended for about 2 minutes, but it counts.

    • @SuperVstech
      @SuperVstech 6 лет назад +4

      I could swear it was three times...
      Season 5, season 6 and season 10...
      After being exposed to naquadria radiation, oma took him to ascension, until they prevented him from destroying Anubis.
      Then again, he died and was taken to the diner experience... and was returned to human form.
      Then again after the replicators were destroyed while Daniel was on their ship being tortured by samanthaplicator...
      Or was that only two?

    • @iondustt
      @iondustt 5 лет назад +3

      @@SuperVstech Nubmer 2 and 3 are the same

  • @farscape1714
    @farscape1714 4 года назад +4

    Imagine thousands of years from now after something wipes out most of our planet and earth rebuilds and this is the only video they find.

  • @NakedCrook
    @NakedCrook 10 лет назад +236

    I'm Dr. Daniel Jackson...and this is my favorite Stargate in the Milky Way Galaxy.

    • @HighTierWitches
      @HighTierWitches 7 лет назад +11

      THE ORI ARE COMING

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 6 лет назад +20

      ah yes the "Ori" evil ascended being that live in another galaxy. Pff we have dismissed these claims. Clearly this Prior is just telling you what you want to hear to distract you from the real threat of the Lucion Alliance.

    • @journey95far49
      @journey95far49 5 лет назад +8

      @@AzguardMike Mass Effect and Stargate crossover nice, my favourite sci fi franchises.

    • @Oddzey
      @Oddzey 3 года назад

      I don't think people truly realize how similar Mass effect and SGU are

  • @damok9999
    @damok9999 4 года назад +5

    Dr. Jackson on morality, he's always right except that time he takes over the world

    • @sharpaycutie2
      @sharpaycutie2 2 года назад

      Want he being posted or brianwashed

  • @ekhsanbiskut8520
    @ekhsanbiskut8520 8 лет назад +12

    what if far in the future when we become ancient, people of the future found this video and believe it?

    • @deadspacenightmare4199
      @deadspacenightmare4199 8 лет назад

      Well, they won't because, it's a fictional, unrealistic though good TV show & franchise. There are no such things as Ancients, Stargates, Goa'uld, Asgard etc. The level of human - alien interaction in many science fiction novels or productions is unrealistic, impossible and thus will never occur. Future Humans will be able to differentiate between reality and fiction. It's unlikely a 6 minute clip will last 100,000 years or so and if it does it will be placed in an entertainment museum. Humans will never be deemed 'ancient' as that would require something other than humanity to designate us as ancient, though you could say that God will designate us as such in the future.
      The idea of aliens taking humans from Earth and placing them on other planets or a pre-human or alien race engineering a new human race or the human race in general in the distant past is absurd. All future humans living on other planets and in other galaxies in the universe will never forget that their ancestors left Earth in the 21st or 22nd centuries etc.

    • @lifeisamatrix5960
      @lifeisamatrix5960 8 лет назад +3

      such as the fake beliefs of religion who worshipped advanced beings who came from other places in the galaxy and universe believing there capabilities are that of a god. nothing more to say. all religion does is cause chaos death, hate. no proof. half is missing. most stolen from other beliefs and changed such as all the pictures and images of christ. all stolen from Egyptian mythology and changed to resemble a pledian man.

  • @upcyclesales7499
    @upcyclesales7499 9 лет назад +17

    Stargate Universe, which revealed why the Ancients built the Stargates in the first place.

    • @90lancaster
      @90lancaster 6 лет назад +11

      Same reason Transformers transform into vehicles ?
      "It beats walking" ?

    • @devonmatthews6443
      @devonmatthews6443 3 года назад

      I guess so

  • @horus2779
    @horus2779 5 лет назад +2

    Australia aboriginal Atlantis - Im at 85% sure..
    We have many Nazca hidden structures everywhere..

  • @foldinghomeuser
    @foldinghomeuser 4 года назад +3

    Reminds me a bit of the mysterious introductory films from the show "Lost" with 70s film effects. I also love how you can see the actor is reading a teleprompter.

  • @Smile_Inside_Facts
    @Smile_Inside_Facts 4 года назад +4

    I had this in recommended vid in time of coronavirus ... so does RUclips want to tell me That only way How to survive that is that I have to escape by Stargate?

    • @martineden1165
      @martineden1165 4 года назад +1

      I think they're saying we must ascend in order to survive!

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 года назад

      I'd step through that gate without hesitation.

  • @danieldoriajr7661
    @danieldoriajr7661 4 года назад +4

    Hi, im literally Dr. Daniel Jackson!

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 года назад

      Holy shit! You do realize you will never be able to change your screen name for the rest of the existence of RUclips because of this one comment, right?

  • @SS-cv6lq
    @SS-cv6lq 5 лет назад +6

    You got to love a creative imagination. One of the reasons this franchise proved to be so entertaining.

  • @Belnick6666
    @Belnick6666 4 года назад +4

    I own every season on dvd, why have i missed this?

    • @AC-gb7do
      @AC-gb7do 4 года назад +1

      Belnick6666 I’ve asked the same thing! I’ve got no idea where these came from, I don’t remember any of these clips.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 года назад

      According to this subReddit: www.reddit.com/r/Stargate/comments/2tppsn/just_stumbled_across_this_amazing_instructional/ they're not from SG-1 but were videos shown to Eli in Stargate Universe.

    • @AC-gb7do
      @AC-gb7do 4 года назад +1

      Dargonhuman Ah, no wonder I didn’t see them. They were from SGU.

  • @MartinTrebbin
    @MartinTrebbin 4 года назад +2

    „PS: I am a burned spy.“

  • @dominic.h.3363
    @dominic.h.3363 5 лет назад +3

    1:16 Hi, I'm Daniel Jackson. Please don't mind the obvious glass window behind me withstanding hyperspace that Teal'c said shouldn't exist.

  • @uniterscron
    @uniterscron 12 лет назад +5

    I miss stargate so much. Someone bring it back to life!

  • @sananaryon4061
    @sananaryon4061 9 лет назад +8

    Most informative, I especially liked that he referenced himself being ascended earlier

  • @alexpacino1
    @alexpacino1 5 лет назад +4

    The backstory that the writers made over ten years is amazing!

  • @MultiPureskill
    @MultiPureskill 8 лет назад +22

    Whats his name again?

  • @stargazer7644
    @stargazer7644 2 месяца назад +1

    The whole "6 symbols lock down a point in space" annoys me greatly every time they show it.

  • @Mugthraka
    @Mugthraka 5 лет назад +4

    " Hi, VSauce, Daniel here..."

  • @terrylong8894
    @terrylong8894 9 лет назад +36

    Bring back Stargate Universe!

    • @ByteBitTV
      @ByteBitTV 9 лет назад

      Terry Long Help us and sign the petition! www.change.org/p/ted-sarandos-save-stargate-universe

    • @alfonsocolmeneroquintanill7689
      @alfonsocolmeneroquintanill7689 9 лет назад +1

      Terry Long Yes, Terry Long I hope so much it. I'm from México, I support your wish and faith to Stargate Universe could back. I love so much this TV series.

    • @20CycleMonger
      @20CycleMonger 6 лет назад +5

      SGU was AWFUL!
      We never cared for any of the characters. This was the SG version of the HHG B-ark: dispatched into oblivion to get rid of them!
      Loved SG1! Have the DVDs which are due for another rerun at our place.
      Dr. Jackson did get jaded over time. A shame. I liked him as the conscience of the team.
      Let's see how SG Origins does?

    • @JohnRAye
      @JohnRAye 5 лет назад +1

      Yes bring back Star Gate Universe and finish it that would B good

  • @UlrikBorg
    @UlrikBorg 6 лет назад +3

    Now there's a new SG show: "We just dialed the nine chevron adress in the ancient database... Oh.. craaaap"...

  • @skylerroxasmidoriyatardisp2882
    @skylerroxasmidoriyatardisp2882 4 года назад +2

    I want more instructional videos Dr. Jackson. I haven't learned enough.

  • @justvideos3216
    @justvideos3216 5 лет назад +11

    He's a really good actor. I couldn't get the text across so seriously without laughing (or being ashamed).

  • @knoxvilleguy2
    @knoxvilleguy2 12 лет назад +1

    Daniel on Ascension - I think the reason most of his memory as an ascended being was erased / suppressed was because as a descended human, the sheer volume of raw data & info would overload his mind & memory, & he would either have been in a permanent catatonic state or he would've died.

  • @Hobbitstomper
    @Hobbitstomper 5 лет назад +15

    If they ever re-make Stargate, they need to address these issues:
    - Everyone speaks English. While it's understandable that the creators didn't want to make it too complex about each planet having different languages, which would make communication impossible, this could have been addresses with some universal language translator technology (built by the ancients), which doesn't translate a language by word, but rather translates the thoughts of what an other life form is trying to express, and converts that into English.
    - The 39 symbols on the stargate are star constellations as seen from earth. As it turned out, the Stargate wasn't built on earth, and a Stargate on the other side of a galaxy would see completely different constellations, therefore the symbols have no universal (or galactical) meaning, other than for people from earth. I am sure some hardcore sci fi geeks, math professors and astronomers, could come up with a better universal logic of how to dial stargate across the galaxy.

    • @denisruzicka1606
      @denisruzicka1606 4 года назад +1

      The "everyone pseaks english" problem was actually resolved in SGU. Guess what, people didn't like that. Also fanbase rejected the idea of making stargate more "realworld like". One thing is what makes sense and another thing is what sells.

    • @CallieYote
      @CallieYote 4 года назад +3

      iirc, it's explained that Earth was used as the primary world for the Alterans when they moved to the Milky Way.
      I would assume that is means they used constellations as seen from earth for some sort of cultural or otherwise "Earth-Centric" reason.

    • @devonmatthews6443
      @devonmatthews6443 3 года назад

      I thought the star depended on the stargate of the planet it occupied....

    • @pringles_mcgee
      @pringles_mcgee Год назад

      Not everything needs to be explained, man. Just enjoy the show lmfao

    • @Hobbitstomper
      @Hobbitstomper Год назад

      @@pringles_mcgee Some fundamental core principles of a SciFi show do require addressing the issues. Even the writers made fun of these issues in their 100th and 200th episodes, because they were fully aware of these issues. SciFi story telling evolves and keeps getting higher standards. If they remake Stargate, fans won't accept the "we all just speak English throughout the Universe and no one knows why".

  • @Shervin86
    @Shervin86 4 года назад +2

    Yes I am Daniel Jackson of Earth.

  • @davidw8750
    @davidw8750 4 года назад +4

    We need this show back!!

  • @Jerlana
    @Jerlana 14 лет назад +1

    He is absolutely gorgeous and he's so damn charismatic. I could listen to him read the phone book and end up . . . hot and bothered by the end of it.
    D'oh. I just said that, didn't I?

  • @Yvonmukluk1
    @Yvonmukluk1 10 лет назад +30

    Why is he wearing the Ninth Doctor's leather jacket?

    • @The3daysofpeace
      @The3daysofpeace 10 лет назад +28

      you mean why is that Doctor wearin his coat.

    • @kaziu312
      @kaziu312 6 лет назад +7

      With all the travelling to other worlds you'd guess they must have encountered the TARDIS at some point.

    • @jeffanon1772
      @jeffanon1772 3 месяца назад

      Because Dr Daniel Jackson IS the Doctor....

  • @jerrybaker8597
    @jerrybaker8597 3 года назад +1

    I am doctor Daniel Jackson and this is my favorite shop on the citadel

  • @iamenobius2339
    @iamenobius2339 4 года назад +3

    That's not Daniel Jackson. He's clearly Goa'old impersonating him, hence the name drop to throw StarGate command off.

  • @GrandSupremeDaddyo
    @GrandSupremeDaddyo 11 лет назад +2

    Wow, I thought there were only one or two of these meant as in-jokes for SG vets watching Universe.
    I didn't realise there was a full series.

  • @helljumper156
    @helljumper156 8 лет назад +5

    I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop.

  • @shootybaking
    @shootybaking 5 лет назад +1

    Why is there some sneaky part of me that thinks in 2066 is this going to be some Pilots first entry into Subspace. It will look as dated to him as the Earth Cold War "get to a shelter" videos are.

  • @Okamiobidala
    @Okamiobidala 10 лет назад +7

    Yes, Michael Shanks. I'll do whatever you say, Michael Shanks. THREE BAGS FULL, Michael Shanks...SWOOOOOON!!! xD

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 9 лет назад +2

      If you don't, Michael Shanks shall shank you with a shank ;)

    • @Okamiobidala
      @Okamiobidala 9 лет назад +3

      I can't see him with a shank :D ....a box of tissues, maybe :) xxx

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow 12 лет назад +1

    My money is on Ba'al and his many clones... the dislikes just keep cropping up unexpectedly

  • @jasonprevo2161
    @jasonprevo2161 5 лет назад +1

    Point of origin... or poo as I like to call it..

  • @BrandonStark0
    @BrandonStark0 10 лет назад +8

    obvious green screen is obvious

    • @bsgtrekfan88
      @bsgtrekfan88 10 лет назад

      2 points? ;)

    • @BrandonStark0
      @BrandonStark0 10 лет назад +1

      don't get me wrong, I love Stargate and have devoted myself to knowing just about everything about it

    • @kitjohnson2767
      @kitjohnson2767 9 лет назад +3

      I think that May be intentional, here. Adds to a cheap instructional video feel.

    • @BrandonStark0
      @BrandonStark0 9 лет назад

      Kit Johnson Probably ;D

  • @VestedUTuber
    @VestedUTuber 12 лет назад +2

    I'm betting the four dislikes were Lucians. The Ori and Goa'uld really wouldn't care, and I don't think the Wraith have anything compatible with our internet.

  • @MarguzTheAntiSocialGamer
    @MarguzTheAntiSocialGamer 6 лет назад +3

    This video is pure gold. Need More 😁