Laranja Channel One of my country's Prime Ministers, Robert Muldoon, once used a pretty similar insult in a press conference: "New Zealanders who emigrate to Australia raise the IQ of both countries"
Sherlock’s annoying. Tried to watch the first ever episode, and it was pretty good. But Sherlock.Is.Fucking.Annoying. Won’t bother to watch it and struggle to tolerate his arrogance.
LOL "Punch you?" "Yes, in the face, didn't you hear me?" "I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext" Sherlock got owned by John xD
What i think would happen (house and sherlock) *3:00**pm 1 hour after a murder* House: Got to find out what happened to this patient. Sherlock: Patient? We're nowhere near a hospital! This is a case and thats just a victim! House: That doesnt mean we can't find out what happened to him. SH: We already know what happened to him we just dont know by whom. H: W- SH: Oh for gods sake shut up! *House puts his cane at the arch of his nose as Sherlock makes his hands into an arch and places them against his head.* Yes i know House would swear his head off and ive only watched 3 epidsodes of Sherlock so far.
He has been awful to her at times. Have you ever noticed though that he's never called her an idiot or stupid? Considering how high Sherlock's standards are for intelligence, that's saying something.
@@ThanksHermione Yes, but neither he did with John, Greg or Mrs Hudson. Sherlock never called one of his friends "stupid" or an "idiot." He called John "idiot" only one time in Asip and right after he said it he took it back to say that practically everyone is an idiot, he too.
to those who say sherlock is way to rude in this portrayal- he was always thinking this, if you really read the books and study them closely his attitude hasn't change. the thing is it was victorian England so everything was super polite and at the time was going against society norms too
"Punch you?'' "Yes, punch me. In the face. Didn't you hear me?'' "I always hear, 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.''
For me in my French 2 class when the teacher isn't in the room (because I'd get yelled at if she was) and people are being idiots, "Stop acting like children, you're lowering the I.Q of the entire county."
You do have to hand it to Sherlock though... even when he's being rude to people and putting them in their place he manages to sound so opulent and posh and benevolent and classy. Haha.
best insult so far is.... "yes, i said punch me in the face were you not listening" i usually hear 'punch me in the face' when you speak but it's usually subtext
ElizaAnne Most Brits speak American English because of RUclips these days. It's mostly people like me who have no respect for the society system, elderly people, aristocrats and people who learned it as a second language seem to speak British English. Also we spoke English first. Rant over.
ElizaAnne aww I'm a Brit myself and that is very sweet! Sherlock Holmes is one of the reasons I'm proud to be British, hope I don't sound big headed. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle is a genius though for creating such an intelligent literary creation. Also Erik Fiore.. That was hilarious XD
hallowgallow Second only to Watson's: "I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext." LOL They are a brilliant pair.
I liked the part where Sherlock says thank you for you input then slams the door on her Classic Sherlock ha ha I love it Benedict Cumberbatch is a brilliant actor and have worked with him and he is a amazing friend and Brilliant work colleague
LATERS! I love it when he flips the book and curls into a ball on the couch! Ha! "Brilliant Anderson." Really? "Yes. Brilliant impression of an idiot." Love that too!
If I was around Sherlock in real life, I'd be crying all the time. Benedict is right. Sherlock has no tolerance for the average human being. Mycroft is the same.
No contest. Sherlock comes out on top. Simple fact if Penny can reduce Sheldon to nothing then Sherlock would use 1 braincell to do so. "What up moonpie"? :P
Maybe but he still got the better of her. Also i'm an avid Holmes fan, going back to my favourite Basil Rathbone and his portrayal of the two characters meeting was just of intellect and respect, rather than being "turned to mush"
I think he meant it more like, "Molly, are you blind? He's obviously gay." It was an insult referring to Molly's obliviousness, rather than Jim's sexual orientation.
MuffleMonster009 I completely agree that Elementary wishes it was half as good as Sherlock. Tried watching it a coupla times, but it just doesn't come anywhere CLOSE to BEGINNING to compare with Sherlock. Love the show.
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"Don't talk out loud you lower the IQ of the whole street"
Probably one of the best insults ever pronnounced by anyone! xD
Laranja Channel One of my country's Prime Ministers, Robert Muldoon, once used a pretty similar insult in a press conference: "New Zealanders who emigrate to Australia raise the IQ of both countries"
@Mycel IQ very accurately predicts average income and career paths, as well as academic performance, both of which are very important.
@Mycel It's the truth though.
Sherlock’s annoying. Tried to watch the first ever episode, and it was pretty good. But Sherlock.Is.Fucking.Annoying. Won’t bother to watch it and struggle to tolerate his arrogance.
for real
Watson's patience is outstanding -- and almost unreal.
Sabrina Piccolo Patience? Hardly. Tolerance is a more accurate term.
@@JoshConder 😅😅
Love stands everything. And they're friends so
It's really appreciable! I wonder if actually someone could
Same as your existance, I am guessing.
"I always hear punch me in the face when you're speaking but it's usually in subtext"
That may be my favorite out of all of John's lines. xD It was just so damn funny.
You can't say subtext without spelling buttsex;D
InternetAddicted Mind blown.
I died XD
Lmao
"Brilliant, Anderson."
"Really?"
"Yes. Brilliant impression of an idiot."
Favorite
😂😂😂
He don't insult people he describe them.
doesn't
Euclase Artist smartass
Oskar Richter i meant to imply a joke but ok then
Got the reference and had a quite little chuckle.
Euclase W
OHHHHH!!!!😂
"Oh John I envy you so much, your mind, so placid, straight forward, barely used." HAHAHA
that'smy favorite one
Is it nice not being me, it must be so relaxing. ❤❤❤❤❤
"Don't talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street" My absolute favorite
Same xD
My favourite:
"i think my husband might be having an affair-"
"Yes."
Korina Draws certainly a brilliant one
LOL "Punch you?"
"Yes, in the face, didn't you hear me?"
"I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext"
Sherlock got owned by John xD
ikrrr
Let's stick Sherlock, House and Sheldon Cooper in the same room, and watch the universe implode.
and tony stark and jack sparrow.
They'd probably get along very well!
Ishizu montoya and the doctor (12th incarnation)
Sherlock would make Sheldon cry and House rage till they implode from Sherlocks mind. Sherlock is the grandest of em all.
What i think would happen (house and sherlock)
*3:00**pm 1 hour after a murder*
House: Got to find out what happened to this patient.
Sherlock: Patient? We're nowhere near a hospital! This is a case and thats just a victim!
House: That doesnt mean we can't find out what happened to him.
SH: We already know what happened to him we just dont know by whom.
H: W-
SH: Oh for gods sake shut up!
*House puts his cane at the arch of his nose as Sherlock makes his hands into an arch and places them against his head.*
Yes i know House would swear his head off and ive only watched 3 epidsodes of Sherlock so far.
"Thanks for your input" *closes door* Literally my social skills
Now I've to put all those insults in my brain attic to be used when the situation requires.
Good good good!!! I'm starting to shove everything I know into my newly formed Mind Palace!! INTERNET HIGH FIVE!!!
And I'm going to be using some of those in school when someone's being an idiot.
Is it zulma lobato in ur photo?
"I think my husband might be having an affair"
"Yes"
LMFAO my sides are freakin' airborne.
😂😂😂
"OH she's cleverer, than you lot and she's dead!" MY. FAVORITE. LINE. EVER! No further explanation needed
omg, sherlock curling into a ball in his cute bathrobe is just too adorable :D
yeah like a huffy little boy :D
It's so childish, and I love it XD
Whenever he does that I feel obligated to just wrap him in and blanket
"I think my husband might be having an affair"
"Yes" LMAOO
Sherlock: "Who came after the boring teacher?"
Boring Teacher: "No one....."
JANNET!
I love the "Brillant, Anderson". "Really?" "Yes, brilliant impersonation of a fool." XD ROFL
What episode was that?
phantommoo0 the Reichenbach Fall, I believe.
"Is it nice not being me, it must be so relaxing" best line
I love how he growls "Moron" at 2:20. It's one of many things that let's you know he's pissed off.
"Don't make jokes Molly" 😂 he's so mean to her sometimes
Volleyball is Life He's gotten so much better with her. He does love her even if it is just as a friend.
He has been awful to her at times. Have you ever noticed though that he's never called her an idiot or stupid? Considering how high Sherlock's standards are for intelligence, that's saying something.
@@ThanksHermione Yes, but neither he did with John, Greg or Mrs Hudson. Sherlock never called one of his friends "stupid" or an "idiot."
He called John "idiot" only one time in Asip and right after he said it he took it back to say that practically everyone is an idiot, he too.
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Anna Leivadioti okay okay he’s just mean to her or just very judgmental 😂
All these great insults, then in the middle just 'Gay'.
If I recall correctly, it wasn't an insult, it was a pronouncement.
Zombi Pineapple Yeah I thought that too, but this video is entitled insults, I was going with the video creator's interpretation.
Zombi Pineapple yeah, but it still serves as an insult to the girlfriend
to those who say sherlock is way to rude in this portrayal- he was always thinking this, if you really read the books and study them closely his attitude hasn't change. the thing is it was victorian England so everything was super polite and at the time was going against society norms too
"Punch you?''
"Yes, punch me. In the face. Didn't you hear me?''
"I always hear, 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.''
the last clip w/ John is the best " I always hear punch me in the face when you're talking but it's usually subtext" lmao
"Don't talk out loud, you'll lower the I.Q of the whole street."
For me in my French 2 class when the teacher isn't in the room (because I'd get yelled at if she was) and people are being idiots, "Stop acting like children, you're lowering the I.Q of the entire county."
'Don't talk out loud, you lower the IQ of everyone on the street' IM USING THIS ON PEOPLE I HATE
Sophie Roberts I have and just let me say it leads to a good insult war and trust me I have many
Sophie Roberts same!
You do have to hand it to Sherlock though... even when he's being rude to people and putting them in their place he manages to sound so opulent and posh and benevolent and classy. Haha.
I could feel my IQ rising from watching this show.
No one could have played sherlock better than Benedict Cumberbatch
best insult so far is....
"yes, i said punch me in the face were you not listening"
i usually hear 'punch me in the face' when you speak but it's usually subtext
I love when he says "for GOD'S sake"
Sherlock's insults are literally the best ;)
I just love how he says "steew-pid" :)
One of my favorite things about the Brits
ElizaAnne Most Brits speak American English because of RUclips these days. It's mostly people like me who have no respect for the society system, elderly people, aristocrats and people who learned it as a second language seem to speak British English. Also we spoke English first. Rant over.
SonicFan3600000 Thank you for your input #SlamsDoor
ElizaAnne aww I'm a Brit myself and that is very sweet! Sherlock Holmes is one of the reasons I'm proud to be British, hope I don't sound big headed. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle is a genius though for creating such an intelligent literary creation.
Also Erik Fiore.. That was hilarious XD
Erika Fiore ok, that deserves respect.
Am I the only one who thought of the 10th Doctor when Sherlock said, "Oooh, I wouldn't say that."?
I did too 😂😂
I love "Brilliant, Anderson." "Really?" "Yes, brilliant impression of an idiot."
"Brilliant, Anderson."
"Really?"
"Yes, brilliant impression of an idiot."
LOL
"Look at you lot. You're all so vacant. Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing."
lol haha that's so me! :D
That was my absolute favorite line ever! :3
hallowgallow
Second only to Watson's: "I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext." LOL They are a brilliant pair.
SnapeGirlUSA Oh gosh yes. That line was brilliant.
Its not you..
Benedict sounds like Alan Rickman as a Sherlock.
True
I really want to hear him say "Turn to page 394" now....
Yeah
At 0:32, what a drama queen!
There should be a book about Sherlock insults
"Yes, punch me, didn't you hear me?"
"I always hear punch me in the face when you're speaking but it's usually in subtitles."
XD
i think he said, subtext...
HowDareThey1970
haha same idea ;)
yes, they did say that.
This is one of the reasons why I love Sherlock so much.
"I think my husband might be having an affair"
"Yes"
lol, I haven't even watched this series and I already love Sherlock.
I liked the part where Sherlock says thank you for you input then slams the door on her
Classic Sherlock
ha ha
I love it
Benedict Cumberbatch is a brilliant actor and have worked with him and he is a amazing friend and Brilliant work colleague
.....Except, it was done to a man.....
It's Anderson at the crime scene.
*Door bell rings*
Sherlock: SHUT UP!!!
"I always hear punch me in the face when you're talking but it's usually subtext"
LATERS! I love it when he flips the book and curls into a ball on the couch! Ha! "Brilliant Anderson." Really? "Yes. Brilliant impression of an idiot." Love that too!
You're cool!!
Sherlock is cool
"Brilliant, Anderson"
"Really?"
"Yes. Brilliant impression of an idiot."
I love 1:21 because that time he's talking about himself.
If I was around Sherlock in real life, I'd be crying all the time. Benedict is right. Sherlock has no tolerance for the average human being. Mycroft is the same.
Sherlock Holmes vs. Sheldon Cooper... I'd pay to see that!
You and me both
jesus i would sell all of my property for that show
No contest. Sherlock comes out on top. Simple fact if Penny can reduce Sheldon to nothing then Sherlock would use 1 braincell to do so. "What up moonpie"? :P
Loganwolfen almost true except Sherlock was turned to mush by Irene Adler.
Maybe but he still got the better of her. Also i'm an avid Holmes fan, going back to my favourite Basil Rathbone and his portrayal of the two characters meeting was just of intellect and respect, rather than being "turned to mush"
"I think my husband might be having an affair..."
"Yes."
lmaoooo that gets me everytime
In other words: the sole reason as to why this show is amazing
"Brilliant"
"Really?"
"Yes, Brilliant impression of an idiot"
"Don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the entire street"
"Gay" is not an insult , and Sherlock didnt use it as an insult btw
I think he meant it more like, "Molly, are you blind? He's obviously gay." It was an insult referring to Molly's obliviousness, rather than Jim's sexual orientation.
Ayyeee destiel
I love the part at 0:30 just because he gives out an insult then curls up on the couch and it's the cutest and funniest thing I've seen all day
I love it when he throws himself on the couch and turns his back to the room.....
"Did you like it?"
"Eeeerm.. no."
so freaking cute in 0:31
Absolutely brilliant quotes! His humor and dialogue never ceases to entertainment. Love this show!
This video is all I need in life.
AHAHAA omg I'm dying with laughter right now. XD Love you, Sherlock!!
William Sherlock Scott Holmes No problem, I wasn't planning for you to reciprocate it anyway. ;)
I would pay to see a conversation between :
Sherlock Holmes
Tony Stark
10th Doctor
and Captain Jack Sparrow.
yes
+Leila Nolen YASSSSSSSSSS
and spencer reid
And Hans Landa + The Joker
don't forget Cal lightman
As much as i do love Sherlock's insults i also love John's reaction to them
I love how Sherlock taught me clever way to insult others without cursing
Sherlock saying l8rs is the best thing ever
Wife: I think my husband's having an affair.
Sherlock: Yes
John's look . Best part :)
And
Moron. Lol that gets me every time.
Luv this show!
I love Jawn's remark at the end. "I always hear punch me in the face, but it's usually subtext."
I want this to be my ringtone :D
This is the video that convinced me to give the show a shot. That was back in spring 2013. Don't regret this one bit 😁
Sherlock. I like you
"Well that was tedious" as he's covered in blood and holding a harpoon. Love it.
"No bitch, three".
MuffleMonster009 I completely agree that Elementary wishes it was half as good as Sherlock. Tried watching it a coupla times, but it just doesn't come anywhere CLOSE to BEGINNING to compare with Sherlock. Love the show.
1:21 he insults.. himself.
Well there goes a whole fandom in a nutshell.
This is my favorite video, hands down. Here's hoping we see a part two soon!! Thanks for posting!
2:04-2:07.... Sherlock.... Your Khan is showing ;)
"You've put on two pounds since I last saw you"
"Two and a half"
"Ehh, three" lol Molly is really a good sport but this was so funny
Thank you for posting this! This is awesome!
Oh this was great! Thank you for making me smile after a horrendous day.
Sherlock has burns for days 😂😂😂😂
I'm just glad there's no song added to this video.
Thank you for making this, its great!
such a lovely masterpiece. This makes me happy.
Sherlock is basically me when I hate people.
That VOICE!!!!
This was amazing. Thank you
This was the video that made me want to watch Sherlock. Brilliant!
Sherlock, you infuriating, brilliant man
I love you and your insults. Never change XD
laters omfg
You have Two of my fav's posted here. Sherlock and Keeping Up Appearances. BRAVO.
oh this video! magnificent! i rly like the way you opened and closed it. nice wrap-up
Turn on the captions and enjoy the hilarity.
"Latez!"
Love that! :3
I just fell in love with this show, Great stuff! 👍
I love how blunt Sherlock is and what John said at the end was funny.
"gay" XD
I always hear "Punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext *Me=Rolling on the floor, laughing my guts out*
This is definitely a well-put-together video of Sherlock's best quips.
I'm literally writing examples for figures of thoughts for my home assignment with the help of this video... What is life.
I think my fave part was the 'laters' hahahhah Sherlock u thug g