12 Kinds of People After Breakup|Gacha Life (Ignore the part that says 13)

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • You’ll see my first mistake right when you get in the video smh, it’s supposed to be 12 not 13😩
    Hai random video again, I just thought this might be funny so I made this. Im gonna work on the mini movie next, so stay tuned!!!
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    I don’t own the audio in this videooooo

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @pinkypops5558
    @pinkypops5558 5 лет назад +5738

    Type 13: the single forever type
    CAn reLatE

  • @BandlabAlina
    @BandlabAlina 5 лет назад +502

    “I hEaRd FoOtStEpS...”
    *When you are in the middle of a town....*
    Me: **claps**

    • @carval2001
      @carval2001 5 лет назад +5

      EXACTLY

    • @-amber-8499
      @-amber-8499 5 лет назад +4

      Ehehehhshajaahahahaha *chokes* dang it.

    • @davidyezii
      @davidyezii 5 лет назад +4

      *coughs*

    • @kylie7972
      @kylie7972 5 лет назад +2

      EXACTLY

    • @bellasusie9719
      @bellasusie9719 5 лет назад +15

      Me: (watching the video)
      Dude: "I heard footsteps"
      Me: "they're probably your own footsteps

  • @minyplays2241
    @minyplays2241 5 лет назад +478

    “Is she stalking me in Roblox too!?”
    Me: Damn right I’m stalking you.

  • @doggoonweirdo7474
    @doggoonweirdo7474 4 года назад +271

    You missed one:
    The Gacha Gurl
    Bf:"I'm breaking up with you!"
    Gf:"🎶THoUghT wE BuiLT A DynASty ThAT HeaVEn cOUldnT shAke..🎶"

  • @lunala4318
    @lunala4318 5 лет назад +248

    "i just gotta tell you i can't like you anymore cause i got a CAKE"
    best quote of 2019

    • @robertsmith9904
      @robertsmith9904 5 лет назад

      Yess yess it is because cake a day keeps the thiccness to stay (not my quote Justin's qoute not exactly his qoute )(ps lankybox is were justin is from)

    • @k1ttyc0r36
      @k1ttyc0r36 5 лет назад

      Lunala *SOO MEH* :’3

    • @melissapowell4935
      @melissapowell4935 5 лет назад

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @melissapowell4935
      @melissapowell4935 5 лет назад

      Kar Weng well I got it now I sell it 🎂

    • @iluvmadsduh
      @iluvmadsduh 5 лет назад

      Ikr

  • @hel-l
    @hel-l 5 лет назад +199

    12 Kinds of People After Breakup
    (TimeStops)
    1. The Calm One: 0:05
    2. The Psycho: 0:29
    3. Internet Famous: 2:01
    4. Too Drunk: 3:02
    5. Crybaby: 3:51
    6. The Stalker: 4:26
    7. The Gloomy: 6:00
    8. The One Who Changed: 6:35
    9. The Begger: 8:04
    10. Don't Know, Don't Care: 8:34
    11. Angry Social Media Blaster: 9:27
    12. Crazy Gamer: 10:18
    I hope you find this comment useful ^w^

  • @LolDead717
    @LolDead717 5 лет назад +774

    The calm one
    Boy:i found someone better so were breaking up
    Boy thoughts;; i wanna see her cry and beg to get back together with me
    Girl: Oh okay im fine with that see ya at school

    • @LolDead717
      @LolDead717 5 лет назад +7

      Honey Bun :p Facts he do he wanted a big reaction

    • @user-io1ni7bz2i
      @user-io1ni7bz2i 5 лет назад +7

      I love this omg

    • @Tiramisu_lover69
      @Tiramisu_lover69 5 лет назад +2

      Cool like every com i see now!

    • @Sovola
      @Sovola 5 лет назад +5

      Bruh I had a gf once and she broke up with me for another kid and I said "Sure why not" And the other kid didn't like her so now she's mad at me lol

    • @funtimelulu1957
      @funtimelulu1957 5 лет назад +1

      >:p

  • @imepic8124
    @imepic8124 4 года назад +24

    “She is stalking me Roblox too Jeez”
    The best part 😂😂😂

  • @0ddpsychxo679
    @0ddpsychxo679 5 лет назад +70

    I’ve felt rejection, but never heartbreak :)
    My brain: are you sure about that?

  • @painnful
    @painnful 5 лет назад +248

    So if you have red velvet cake with pink candles mean you have the obligation to break up?
    *Seems legit.*

  • @auggi2389
    @auggi2389 5 лет назад +392

    “I just wanna say, I can’t like you anymore because my dad gave me a cake. A red velvet cake. **whispers** ..with pink candles. Bye.”
    *BEST. BREAK-UP. EVER!*

    • @aqualinne4992
      @aqualinne4992 5 лет назад +10

      Opalcloud ikr

    • @auggi2389
      @auggi2389 5 лет назад +10

      Pinkhatter Cherry cat Chan that’s what imma do if somebody treats me wrong :D

    • @brittanytrub2251
      @brittanytrub2251 5 лет назад +2

      Meh Lifeeee LIKE Boiiiiiii A potato!

    • @squash5166
      @squash5166 5 лет назад +4

      My life in a nutshell.

    • @rollingyoyo
      @rollingyoyo 5 лет назад +3

      Ikr

  • @leilanirezare1597
    @leilanirezare1597 4 года назад +145

    DONT FORGET THE ONE AND ONLY GACHA LOGIC:
    “THE ONE WHO SINGS” lol

  • @rangerippo
    @rangerippo 5 лет назад +347

    I dont break up with people!
    *i never dated someone actually..oh gosh im pathetic right now* ;-;

    • @Zera1k
      @Zera1k 5 лет назад +2

      Trust me the first person u date may not be the one u will want to be with forever ;-;

    • @miminramlee5907
      @miminramlee5907 5 лет назад

      Me too

    • @Whimsical1_
      @Whimsical1_ 5 лет назад +2

      Neither of us did that before
      After all, we are too young to get in a relationship

    • @owise_1
      @owise_1 5 лет назад

      lol

    • @Sam-tz4os
      @Sam-tz4os 5 лет назад

      I have it sucks...

  • @davidvaldillez2600
    @davidvaldillez2600 5 лет назад +187

    Guy:I’m going to play roblox cuz why not
    Me:That is me when I’m done with gacha life

  • @pusheengaming0887
    @pusheengaming0887 5 лет назад +240

    Type 2 lol
    Girl: where’s my stick?!
    Boy: I’m sorry, come in
    Girl: ?!
    Police: FBI OPEN UP!!!

  • @wasawasain
    @wasawasain 4 года назад +123

    Leo:"It was a RED VELVET cake"
    Me: *YoU gOt Me FeElInG lIkE a PsYcHo! PsYcHo!*

  • @neroquin
    @neroquin 5 лет назад +164

    I'm 13. Forever alone. Can't end a relationship if you never had one 😏

  • @starsmade4falling
    @starsmade4falling 4 года назад +478

    “I hear footsteps”
    *dude your not the only one on earth*

  • @SkiesOfMagic
    @SkiesOfMagic 5 лет назад +346

    Whatever happened to the people who say there fine then go home and cry?

    • @pastrymei
      @pastrymei 5 лет назад +7

      Gatcha Life Stories that’s me tbh

    • @coolcatgirl9615
      @coolcatgirl9615 5 лет назад +6

      Tbh That would be me...

    • @AV-rc5gi
      @AV-rc5gi 5 лет назад +3

      That would be me...

    • @kenixx
      @kenixx 5 лет назад +2

      That is me and I overreact to everything

    • @shittercheese
      @shittercheese 5 лет назад +2

      That's me omG ;-;

  • @ailbhelee4497
    @ailbhelee4497 4 года назад +15

    I liked boys but they all left my school my last boy crush broke the last bit of my heart and I was depressed for 2 months but I was starting to have feeling for a girl but at the school disco I liked her and another one but I'm not sure if she likes me back the 1st girl likes me and I like her so I'm the one who changed

  • @potatoestheway.4741
    @potatoestheway.4741 5 лет назад +417

    im straight but i have a crush on a girl
    *myself*

  • @domino-sama3307
    @domino-sama3307 5 лет назад +196

    ARE U BREAKING UP WITH ME CAUSE IF U ARE IM COMING OVER TO YOUR HOUSE
    Me: grabs belongings, passport, buys plane tickets, buys house in Dubai, sells house, ADIOS AMIGOS

  • @friendlyalt5406
    @friendlyalt5406 4 года назад +157

    Me: freedom
    1st ex: sadness
    2nd ex: moodiness

    • @invaderruby8804
      @invaderruby8804 4 года назад +3

      Friendly Alt For me its...
      1st Ex: happiness because I was the one who broke up with him because he was being rude to me ^w^
      2nd Ex: Extreme anger and sadness because he said I just want to be friends and I really like you as a bff and he JUST STRAIGHT AWAY WENT TO BE WITH ANOTHER GIRL!

    • @birthevandijk9732
      @birthevandijk9732 4 года назад

      QWQ

    • @greeniebeanie0250
      @greeniebeanie0250 4 года назад

      Wut, Nani?!?!?!?!?!

  • @thewhitehowler6935
    @thewhitehowler6935 4 года назад +44

    *The stalker*
    Me: (Sorta walks while watching)
    Boy: l heard footsteps
    Me: Oh sh*t, he caught me...
    This really happened 😂

    • @jazmyncole2461
      @jazmyncole2461 3 года назад +2

      WHY IS THIS ME 😂😂😭😭💀💀

    • @daychild_
      @daychild_ 2 года назад +1

      Stalker??? You stalk people??? That’s creepy

  • @sunsetcaticorn3719
    @sunsetcaticorn3719 4 года назад +70

    "I'm gonna play Roblox right now because why not"
    Mood

  • @cyuxsq
    @cyuxsq 4 года назад +505

    When you like every single comment but you don’t even read them

  • @soratheconfused5110
    @soratheconfused5110 5 лет назад +175

    "I can't like you because my dad gave me cake. It was red velvet. With pink candles. "
    The girl: *Wth?*
    Me: **laughs so hard my dad thinks I'm crazy, my stomach hurts and I'm crying** ded LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Edit: Thank you for all the likes :D
    Edit 2: OH MY GOSH THIS A THE MOST LIKES I HAVE EVER HAD! THANK YOU!!!!!

    • @reaganfitts142
      @reaganfitts142 5 лет назад +4

      LOL ME THO😆

    • @byyalt1908
      @byyalt1908 5 лет назад +2

      cancer emojis everywhere

    • @mushaluna
      @mushaluna 5 лет назад +2

      Does that mean he's dating his dad now lol idk

    • @dummfweeb5893
      @dummfweeb5893 5 лет назад +1

      Cutie Kitty same
      Lol
      Lmao

    • @lilypadgaming2652
      @lilypadgaming2652 5 лет назад +2

      Lol i
      Got a red velvet cake i have to date it now😂😂😂😂

  • @tphoenix6590
    @tphoenix6590 4 года назад +101

    You forgot the most common one:
    *The ones who don’t have a girlfriend/boyfriend at all.*

    • @carlyswift4712
      @carlyswift4712 4 года назад

      F$%K YOU

    • @solarseren
      @solarseren 4 года назад +2

      Carly Swift
      JEEZ CHILL GURL

    • @mamokyagames5405
      @mamokyagames5405 4 года назад +1

      :0

    • @vj7886
      @vj7886 4 года назад +1

      Carly Swift WHAT HECK IS GOING ON WHAT DID THIS PERSON DO TO U TAHT U HAD TO CUSS THEM OUT CHILLLL

    • @ITzgabwfiyearsago
      @ITzgabwfiyearsago 4 года назад +1

      @@carlyswift4712 I SAID TWO CUSS WORDS U SAID 76 OF EM

  • @Hersheychocobars
    @Hersheychocobars 5 лет назад +89

    The calm one
    Boi: lets broke up (Sorry I forgot)
    Gurl: oh im fine see ya at school
    Me: uhhhhhh WHATA

    • @moon_playz5133
      @moon_playz5133 4 года назад

      You could like say instead of sorry is sry its a short way

    • @didi0007_7
      @didi0007_7 4 года назад

      I AM that type of a girl

  • @sailorsaturn4423
    @sailorsaturn4423 5 лет назад +263

    5:25 SoMeTiMeS I fEeL lIkE, sOmEbOdY's WaTcHiNg MeEeEeEeEe!!!

  • @studiomatirck1850
    @studiomatirck1850 5 лет назад +122

    I started to die laughing when u mention the “ROBLOX stalker” I see them in the games all the time! Now I know what there there for lol

    • @ravencarter3587
      @ravencarter3587 5 лет назад +2

      Gacha Wolfie me to

    • @anniecramer1794
      @anniecramer1794 5 лет назад +2

      Gacha Wolfie my bffs and ones brother were all stalking me before they found out it was me XD

    • @starryxsky2915
      @starryxsky2915 5 лет назад +2

      Gacha Wolfie same roblox stalkers are terrifing

    • @ren6164
      @ren6164 5 лет назад +1

      @@anniecramer1794 for real

  • @flowercolor_27
    @flowercolor_27 4 года назад +36

    Her: if you really loved you would refuse
    His thoughts:if you really loved me out would understand
    Me: if you really loved her you would make it work and you if you really loved him you would have understand and not blow up and talked about it

  • @moved9676
    @moved9676 5 лет назад +342

    Me: MOM THERES SOMEONE TRYING TO KILL ME
    Mom: let’s talk about it after dinner
    Edit:Thx for the likes! :3

    • @randomdub7185
      @randomdub7185 5 лет назад +3

      Omg so relatable
      Hotel: Trivago

    • @gachagalgachagal2620
      @gachagalgachagal2620 5 лет назад +6

      me: hey mum i kinda want to kill someone who just killed me
      Mom:oh is it that Jayden guy
      Me:NOT MY BF
      mom:well..............BURN IN HELL

    • @mintythedemoncat6320
      @mintythedemoncat6320 5 лет назад +6

      me: MOM MY WORST ENEMY THREATING ME
      mom: Talk about it after DINNER (at dinner)
      mom: Ok who that b* who threating you

    • @reaganfitts142
      @reaganfitts142 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @eltonburdeos9537
      @eltonburdeos9537 5 лет назад +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHA BANANA xD😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

  • @potatoxchipzz6522
    @potatoxchipzz6522 5 лет назад +267

    Me when I break up with my non-Existent boyfriend
    Me: *LeT's kIlL tHiS LOVEEeEeEE*

  • @gachaizzy2588
    @gachaizzy2588 5 лет назад +171

    Crystal: *I WANT MY MOM*
    (Pounces on ex-bf)
    Crystal: *Hi mommy..*

  • @user-br9vq7zf7f
    @user-br9vq7zf7f 4 года назад +13

    "The calm one": *Does not care*
    Also "The calm one": *goes to school and cries*
    ;w;

  • @pola5412
    @pola5412 5 лет назад +619

    I think crying after a breakup is a normal reaction? =^=
    YOU FORGOT THE CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!!!! 0-0

    • @loralpk2356
      @loralpk2356 5 лет назад +12

      nah. for me if someone would dump me i really wouldn't care! their most likely gonna be a waste of my time, energy, and money anyway.

    • @monacatowa3275
      @monacatowa3275 5 лет назад +2

      @@loralpk2356 same! And the same thing with friends, like they expect me to care and be all like, "pLeAsE dOn'T gO! " And they get mad if I don't care, like just because I don't care doesn't mean i don't care about them I'm just easy to get over things!

    • @dianarosex3216
      @dianarosex3216 5 лет назад +6

      @@loralpk2356 So you wouldn't cry if someone you really really loved died or dumped you? Wow, and love isn't a waste of time but i love your confidence.

    • @loralpk2356
      @loralpk2356 5 лет назад +2

      @@dianarosex3216 who said id really really love them? pfft wow. like i said i dont have time for anybody their literally just a waste of space in my eyes. no offense if for some reason i offended you in anyway shape or form.

    • @loralpk2356
      @loralpk2356 5 лет назад +2

      @@dianarosex3216 also thanks for loving my confidence. but the thing that you should really love is how much i dont give a shit. thanks~

  • @valisuno6997
    @valisuno6997 5 лет назад +427

    im waiting for one of them to say *”i broke up with my girlfriend cuz I’m bored”*

    • @miamarie1523
      @miamarie1523 5 лет назад +2

      lmao ye... dat would be A-M-A-Z-I-N-G

    • @cristinasantos8141
      @cristinasantos8141 5 лет назад +2

      *_-#LMFAO-_*

    • @aquisuii
      @aquisuii 5 лет назад

      Dial Saitama

    • @Beariannee
      @Beariannee 5 лет назад +3

      my bf broke up with me becuz I ignored him for 10 days cuz of HW while he ignored me for a whole year and I was still with him but when I don't talk to him for 10 DAYS he breaks up with me on the date we got together November 13,2017 to November 13,2019 2 years of my life wasted ヾ| ̄ー ̄|ノ

    • @hibat6333
      @hibat6333 5 лет назад +4

      @@Beariannee rip

  • @he5078
    @he5078 5 лет назад +143

    Number 5: I heard footsteps
    WOW YOU’RE IN THE PUBLIC

    • @samsonyomama7062
      @samsonyomama7062 5 лет назад +4

      XDDDDDDD TRY NOT TO DRAW TOO MUCH ATTENTION!

    • @zianuei
      @zianuei 5 лет назад +5

      No one else there

    • @gamerkitty0140
      @gamerkitty0140 5 лет назад +3

      I feel you bruh

    • @cgibson1141
      @cgibson1141 5 лет назад

      But when they they go out they are the only ones out there for some reason

    • @mythomagicc
      @mythomagicc 5 лет назад

      Me: *relating*

  • @biscuitdoggo9205
    @biscuitdoggo9205 4 года назад +12

    Amy : the phyco is **points to violet**
    Violet : **just crying in a corner**

  • @thedepressedoof8994
    @thedepressedoof8994 5 лет назад +5128

    men dont even wanna go near me :'3
    One like= A pRaYeR FoR AlL ThE SiNgLe LaDyS #me
    edit:holy-
    Thanks for all the likes :D

    • @ren6242
      @ren6242 5 лет назад +38

      Ladies not ladys

    • @aryannamackner8897
      @aryannamackner8897 5 лет назад +58

      #single as a Pringle

    • @AtlaniBonita
      @AtlaniBonita 5 лет назад +34

      What about all the single not ladies

    • @Miguel_Johnson
      @Miguel_Johnson 5 лет назад +18

      @@AtlaniBonita Exactly
      ;D

    • @user-wu1dz4be3j
      @user-wu1dz4be3j 5 лет назад +9

      (Go's Near) (Puts His Mouth on her shirt and chews it like a unnatural Person Because I Ain't)

  • @namiaql7208
    @namiaql7208 5 лет назад +371

    10:41
    if i had a boyfriend like that...
    me: *BROO IM IN !!!!*

  • @bianca_242
    @bianca_242 4 года назад +408

    You forgot one
    The one who sings:
    Lets kill this love

  • @_Keikoo000
    @_Keikoo000 4 года назад +19

    The crybaby
    FINISH THE LYRICSS
    *They call me crybaby crybaby, but I dont fliping care*

    • @vj7886
      @vj7886 4 года назад +1

      Cry baby cry baby I laugh threw my tears tears fall to the ground I’ll just let them drop

    • @Arsoncommiteejr.
      @Arsoncommiteejr. 3 года назад

      Tears fall to the ground,I'll just let them drown
      If it's wrong,don't mind me.j haven't heard that song for a while now

  • @kellycatsuki
    @kellycatsuki 4 года назад +241

    They’re lucky to even have had a boyfriend. Single squad where you at? :/

  • @nhiskitchenbepnhanhi-73
    @nhiskitchenbepnhanhi-73 5 лет назад +106

    Number two that girl is very short and cute
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .BUT SHE'S A PSYCHO :v

    • @stormz4586
      @stormz4586 5 лет назад +2

      1 me 2 idk

    • @forevermore9433
      @forevermore9433 5 лет назад +10

      Ivy Gacha o she's cute but a psycho, a little bit psycho... anyone gettin' SBS vibes? No? Just me?

    • @LAUREN-gw3mx
      @LAUREN-gw3mx 5 лет назад +9

      🎶 OH SHE'S SWEET BUT PSYCHO A LITTLE BIT PSYCHO!! 🎶

    • @gachajosh6308
      @gachajosh6308 5 лет назад +8

      🎶 AT NIGHT SHE SCREAMING IM OUT MY 🎶
      🎶 MY MY MY MIND🎶
      Sos one of my favourite songs

    • @Izzytarisabird
      @Izzytarisabird 5 лет назад +2

      gecko pixel gun OH SHES HOT BUT A PSYCHO SO LEFT BUT SHES RIGHT THOUGH

  • @chu___
    @chu___ 5 лет назад +119

    7:06 "I can't like you anymore because my dad gave me a cake"
    Are you serious rn? XD --
    Wait is that mean I can cheat on my bf with only a CAKE??!
    oof my life is ruined I ate a cake last week xD

    • @theoneandonlyfatwolf4153
      @theoneandonlyfatwolf4153 5 лет назад +3

      Omg now i can cheat on everybody simply oh wait i can't cuz im single but i would if i wasn't

    • @beepboopbobop
      @beepboopbobop 5 лет назад +2

      *serious

    • @Shadowwolf-yb3hr
      @Shadowwolf-yb3hr 5 лет назад +2

      Wait u can date food!?!?!?!?

    • @sickfairy6057
      @sickfairy6057 5 лет назад +2

      Since you can date food.... and humans disappoint you... afk

    • @ignoremelol2576
      @ignoremelol2576 5 лет назад +3

      IM CHEATING WITH CAKE!!!!!
      Wait I'm single :(
      -IM CHEATING WITH CAKE-
      There :/

  • @flowersgolden-roblox8649
    @flowersgolden-roblox8649 4 года назад +6

    “Where’s my stick?” Me: “ I thought it’s a pole.....”

  • @metalveyn
    @metalveyn 5 лет назад +157

    Leo: WHAT HAS I DO TO HER?!
    Me: WTF IS WRONG WITH BEING LESBIAN?!?!
    HMMM??

    • @heroeakiyama17
      @heroeakiyama17 5 лет назад +6

      It doesn’t matter who you love or who you don’t it matter that you treat them like royalty

    • @ereal2763
      @ereal2763 5 лет назад +5

      metalveyn *ahem*
      o·pin·ion
      /əˈpinyən/
      noun
      a view or judgment formed about something, not necessarily based on fact or knowledge.
      yeah please stop

    • @metalveyn
      @metalveyn 5 лет назад +5

      @@ereal2763 WHAT, I JUST GET TRIGGERED EASILY, OKAY. OKAY. THERE.
      I KNOW WHAT OPINION IS, JUST SHARING MINE.

    • @eviee8132
      @eviee8132 5 лет назад +3

      @@metalveyn carm down not everyone agrees with lesbian and also it was just a funny little skit don't take it personally

    • @finni3160
      @finni3160 5 лет назад +2

      Anyone who is homophobic should burn

  • @PARAXSCS
    @PARAXSCS 5 лет назад +209

    Aww man, You should've added "The one who sings" because.. *In some GLMV'S it is about a break-up. A boy breaks up with a girl and then boom boom the girl is singing -^-*

  • @roamingastronaut__
    @roamingastronaut__ 5 лет назад +205

    He broke up with her of a CAKE!!!!!!!!!! 😲😲😲😲😲

    • @ander.7437
      @ander.7437 5 лет назад +6

      pink blue gaming Froze its velvet who wouldn't?

    • @Fatima-vu3po
      @Fatima-vu3po 5 лет назад +4

      What’s VELVET? 😅

    • @ryn5999
      @ryn5999 5 лет назад +2

      Flamingo Milkshake I hate velvet cake so, me

    • @ander.7437
      @ander.7437 5 лет назад +1

      trashyy. freak Ok I thought people like it

    • @ander.7437
      @ander.7437 5 лет назад +1

      CORGI PARTY search it up

  • @twilightbloodnight5394
    @twilightbloodnight5394 4 года назад +4

    “We have to break up because my dad gave my a cake. *whispers* it was red...” wtf kind of excuse is that!?

  • @kiksterr.
    @kiksterr. 4 года назад +208

    “I found someone better” really is that girl prettier than pink haired girl or you just a savage
    Edit: 👁👄👁 wow

    • @alexgundry7297
      @alexgundry7297 3 года назад

      I hate pink I'm a tomboy

    • @kiksterr.
      @kiksterr. 3 года назад

      @@alexgundry7297 well opionions are opinions, i respect that

    • @loureenclairepasanda2585
      @loureenclairepasanda2585 3 года назад +1

      @@alexgundry7297 umm just because ur a tomboy that doesn't mean u have to hate pink I mean some boys like pink too

    • @Die6024
      @Die6024 3 года назад

      @@loureenclairepasanda2585 true point. I'm kinda a tomboy but I still like pink. I mean I respect everyone's opinions.

  • @kylie2028
    @kylie2028 5 лет назад +65

    Oh the 6 the stalker:
    Boi don’t on hear footsteps all around you when people are walking
    (NOT HATING)

  • @violenthobo9917
    @violenthobo9917 5 лет назад +148

    ~Speaks with mouth closed~ im not repeating myself again

    • @danieller5998
      @danieller5998 4 года назад +1

      I'll

    • @ryomasfifthcat606
      @ryomasfifthcat606 4 года назад +1

      SO TRUEEE

    • @Jayknowsthewaze
      @Jayknowsthewaze 4 года назад +1

      The mouth isn’t closed, it shows teeth closed, we all know we say some words with our teeth closed smh. What is S to you?

    • @Hyunjin_swife
      @Hyunjin_swife 4 года назад +1

      @@Jayknowsthewaze yea i tried it

    • @Kangaroo_roony
      @Kangaroo_roony 4 года назад +2

      Gacha logic

  • @hanlysnowflake4400
    @hanlysnowflake4400 4 года назад +11

    Me: that song is really suited with this glmm😆

  • @yourcat4210
    @yourcat4210 5 лет назад +786

    I'm gonna have red velvet cake with pink candles for my birthday

    • @rinarose6299
      @rinarose6299 5 лет назад +18

      OMG MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW

    • @chipmunkahoy3670
      @chipmunkahoy3670 5 лет назад +15

      Oh im just gonna have a chocolate cake with nothing like frosting or stars or anything just a plain chocolate cake without anything btw its my favorite kind of cake its sooooo good

    • @lizsleeth8113
      @lizsleeth8113 5 лет назад +11

      I want a ice cream cake chocolate yum 😋💙

    • @uncreativedumbass1422
      @uncreativedumbass1422 5 лет назад

      @mitali paul ruclips.net/video/J_CFBjAyPWE/видео.html

    • @pornesianparrappio4239
      @pornesianparrappio4239 5 лет назад +5

      Kpop?

  • @DaiArtZ
    @DaiArtZ 5 лет назад +81

    1% girls calm
    Me: *makes preach about 90% phyco girls*

    • @fransiscogarcia8211
      @fransiscogarcia8211 5 лет назад +1

      Guess what girl !
      IM SINGLE LIKE A PRINGLE!

    • @emlb7327
      @emlb7327 5 лет назад +1

      What’s the other 8%

    • @jkstcibg
      @jkstcibg 5 лет назад +1

      I’m bi and I can be chill through a break up

    • @jennanavarrete6060
      @jennanavarrete6060 5 лет назад +1

      Emily Does stuff *9 learn your math

    • @yetyet4193
      @yetyet4193 5 лет назад +1

      Emily Does stuff ikr

  • @dankmemeyes9683
    @dankmemeyes9683 4 года назад +214

    "I'm going to play roblox right now cause why not" dats me XD

  • @mars-iz6rs
    @mars-iz6rs 4 года назад +64

    Her: I'm no longer into guys..
    Him: We'Ll Be RiGhT bAcK....

  • @ezclub7294
    @ezclub7294 4 года назад +91

    GOD.EVERY TIME SOMEONE BREAKS UP THEY WANNA DIE CUZ THEY BROKE UP.BRUHHHHH

    • @Boeing737maxisnotgood
      @Boeing737maxisnotgood 4 года назад +2

      I agree lol

    • @Scozry
      @Scozry 4 года назад +1

      Xue Wisdom yeah same as me, I hate life and I’m gonna die

    • @kel7592
      @kel7592 4 года назад +1

      not all

    • @kel7592
      @kel7592 4 года назад +1

      mah mom broke up dat didn't happen lol I'm using my mom's profile

    • @theimposter8570
      @theimposter8570 4 года назад +1

      IKR THEY JUST LEFT SOMEONE THATS IT, THEY CAN JUST GET A NEW BF OR GF

  • @Noname-wp5bw
    @Noname-wp5bw 5 лет назад +272

    Girl: so what’s up?
    Boy: *Looks up*
    Girl: 😑
    Boy: the sky and many clouds ☁️.
    JUsT WoW 😯

  • @sammyb1701
    @sammyb1701 5 лет назад +154

    I'm never gonna get a break up in my relationship ....
    BeAcAuSe
    IM
    GAy
    FOr
    MYsElf

  • @Kyuodanme
    @Kyuodanme 5 лет назад +19

    1. THE CALM ONE
    BUT DEEP INSIDE....
    IT HURTS! u.u

    • @AV-rc5gi
      @AV-rc5gi 5 лет назад +2

      Thats me....

  • @thesad_gachawolfnightzzz1144
    @thesad_gachawolfnightzzz1144 4 года назад +110

    No one: me:AH HALF OF THEM ARE TALKING WITH THEIR MOUTHS CLOSED

  • @yeeyee2644
    @yeeyee2644 5 лет назад +21

    Ex: we’re braking up
    Me: ok I was cheating on you with your best friend anyway
    Ex: wait what!!,
    Me: *makes out with my taco*
    Ex: -_-

  • @Catishhh
    @Catishhh 4 года назад +78

    Video: Angry Social Media Blaster
    Me the Memester: So anyway I started Blasting

  • @liliaestigoy6077
    @liliaestigoy6077 5 лет назад +48

    No.13: the one who breaks hearts after being dumped by a boy

  • @hiobio1713
    @hiobio1713 5 лет назад +165

    Number 13.
    *“I gently open the door”*

    • @lydia-mp7hi
      @lydia-mp7hi 5 лет назад +2

      TOO FAR

    • @hiobio1713
      @hiobio1713 5 лет назад +3

      IM SORRY

    • @lydia-mp7hi
      @lydia-mp7hi 5 лет назад +3

      @@hiobio1713 IF YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT LIKE YOU PUT ME IN SUCH AN UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATION-

    • @hiobio1713
      @hiobio1713 5 лет назад +2

      ....wat?

    • @azerbaijaniccloud5944
      @azerbaijaniccloud5944 5 лет назад +4

      Don't uou give me Sayori memories-

  • @katieplayz3576
    @katieplayz3576 5 лет назад +203

    The dislikes are the people that lost their boyfriend/girlfriend yesterday and that got depressed
    Edit: OMG thank you all for the 200 likes!!! Didn’t knew it would hit that much!

  • @kaz_playz_roblox1718
    @kaz_playz_roblox1718 4 года назад +53

    That is one embarrassing 😂🤣 😂 girlfriend 😂 crying like a baby

  • @TheBeePrince
    @TheBeePrince 5 лет назад +30

    Type 13: The Fake Calm
    Acts Calm Around Crush/Ex But Alone Is Crybaby.
    Yeah, Thats Me.

  • @scaryperson276
    @scaryperson276 4 года назад +38

    Me: I hear footsteps
    Two seconds later
    MeoW

  • @rachelanderson4865
    @rachelanderson4865 5 лет назад +41

    When it was the stalker I was like "WELL DUH it's a public cafe BOI"

  • @bunbon5894
    @bunbon5894 4 года назад +28

    I'm the calm one at first then the crybaby.....
    I just had a break up today also.....
    😎😞😔😟😕🙁☹️😣😖😖😩😫
    😢😥😰😭

    • @fiza_san
      @fiza_san 4 года назад +1

      T∆T T^T :'( ;'(((

    • @macyalicia7066
      @macyalicia7066 4 года назад

      •Sugar- -Stream• awww girl, i know how you feel, it’s can be hard sometimes, or a lot of the time if your me, but you will be fine, (as I realise you posted this 4 months ago)

    • @eslahutchinsontaylor9605
      @eslahutchinsontaylor9605 4 года назад

      If some one break up with me I won't really care it's not like ur my one and only love on this earth
      One rule on love never rush it or u will be the one in pain

    • @karma1210
      @karma1210 4 года назад

      Gurl if you or him broke up just get over it, my bff has gotten over many breakups and I support you! He yourself be a strong independent woman 🙃

    • @pippadeguzman3747
      @pippadeguzman3747 4 года назад

      It's okay my baby stay strong TnT
      Now I'm not only single
      Because I'm a kid xD

  • @whiteheartsilverpelt6282
    @whiteheartsilverpelt6282 5 лет назад +115

    *I'm number 7, so many guys dump me but idk why, so I'm gonna start dating girls XD*

    • @anniecramer1794
      @anniecramer1794 5 лет назад +6

      White heart silver pelt My gf lied and said she broke up with me because a bully said “If you don’t break up with your gf we are gonna beat you up more because you are lame being lesbian!” Turns out she just went to date our daughter from the family roleplay then all my friends went with them so we were playing roblox when Amber and Alex joined so me:Great amber I CAN SLAP U FOR STEALING ALL MY FRIENDS!btw I did nothing to you!
      Amber:shut up you broke up with Ari
      Me:No she freaking broke up with me anyways hope your gonna all be happy when ya realize your the ones that are gonna be responsible for my funeral,you were all really rude anyways oh and Amber Min and Kailey, I DONT EVEN WANT YOU AT MY FUNERAL!

    • @whiteheartsilverpelt6282
      @whiteheartsilverpelt6282 5 лет назад +3

      @@anniecramer1794 oh..so sorry to hear that :(

    • @anniecramer1794
      @anniecramer1794 5 лет назад +2

      It’s ok I just said to them on discord if ya don’t freaking stop I’m reporting ya because your stupid besides I could have my friends track y’all and I could have ‘em take swords and stuff so ya don’t want that so I suggest you stop

    • @mikela6661
      @mikela6661 5 лет назад +4

      Sooo your gonna be a lesbian?? I can go with that! Im a lesbian myself!

    • @CherriGriffon
      @CherriGriffon 5 лет назад +1

      So your bi

  • @vergilleumusig654
    @vergilleumusig654 5 лет назад +26

    7:04
    If leo's dad gived him cake and leo love it, that would be called cakefriend:)

  • @frankapeic449
    @frankapeic449 5 лет назад +116

    First thing I read is 12 Kinds of people after breakfast....😑

  • @marinnelemaire3769
    @marinnelemaire3769 5 лет назад +36

    Boyfriend : im breaking up with you...
    Me : WHERE IS MY STICK ???!!!!
    Edit: im saying that but i never had a boyfriend before 😂😂

    • @seldacalvo2858
      @seldacalvo2858 5 лет назад

      @You and me Best friends *what???*

    • @mutelamb
      @mutelamb 5 лет назад

      cool nobody cares that info wasn't needed

    • @salhateclub
      @salhateclub 5 лет назад

      Yeah only girls #dathomolife

    • @maxisse1094
      @maxisse1094 5 лет назад

      Relatus matus

  • @mitsuuaya
    @mitsuuaya 4 года назад +49

    him:playing ronlox
    me: WUT IS HIS ACCOUNT ME FRIEND HIM!!
    also me: should i call roblox 911?

  • @miyasmura
    @miyasmura 4 года назад +63

    Lol
    If my bf was the gamer
    BF: *YE U SHOULD GAME WITH US*
    meh: *Sure*
    His friend: *Lol she’s gonna lose!*
    Bf:yeah!
    Je: *Wins all cuz ME a gamer pro*

    • @Ghost-oz7mc
      @Ghost-oz7mc 4 года назад +3

      I'm the gamer...

    • @miyasmura
      @miyasmura 4 года назад +1

      No like...just not u

    • @Ghost-oz7mc
      @Ghost-oz7mc 4 года назад +1

      @@miyasmura what do you mean???

    • @Ghost-oz7mc
      @Ghost-oz7mc 4 года назад +1

      @@miyasmura do you not see the " Gamer" in my name???

    • @miyasmura
      @miyasmura 4 года назад +1

      Gage Gamer TV I Mean if my boyfriend was a gamer

  • @maxy_pooYT
    @maxy_pooYT 5 лет назад +21

    Lol 5:57 “SHES STALKING ME ON ROBLOX TO?!!?!?”

  • @nwjnsbunnii
    @nwjnsbunnii 5 лет назад +32

    Boyfriend:I heard footsteps.
    Me:obviously your gonna here that there are people in this world
    Me:your in a world of people it’s obvious.

    • @9puppys
      @9puppys 5 лет назад

      lol Ikr

    • @user-yi2bm6qv6h
      @user-yi2bm6qv6h 5 лет назад

      I love u have commn sense some ppl dont have that and if they dont have that that there is a chance they will die in this world if there a was a war or nuclear bombing

  • @Radskater92
    @Radskater92 4 года назад +18

    Him: I’m just gunna play ROBLOX cuz wHy NoT?
    Me: Sorry if you want someone to stalk you then go to he-
    Him: *SHES STALKING ME ON ROBLOX TOO?!*
    ME: BISH I TOLD YOU

  • @wintermelon5118
    @wintermelon5118 5 лет назад +17

    DA STALKER TYPE LMAO LITERALLY EVEN IN ROBLOX

    • @Sarah-wu7ki
      @Sarah-wu7ki 5 лет назад

      *when your that player in roblox* LMAO 😬

  • @saoridariceballeater875
    @saoridariceballeater875 4 года назад +90

    Honestly, I would NEVER feel calm after a breakup no offense

    • @nannatan2476
      @nannatan2476 4 года назад +7

      If someone broke up with me (which will never happen cause im single forever and i like it like that) i would be the phyco i cant handle that like i am phycotic i CANNOT take anything

    • @insignificantperson8514
      @insignificantperson8514 4 года назад +2

      𝕄𝕪 𝕖𝕩 𝕙𝕒𝕕 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜 𝕦𝕡 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕞𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕙𝕚𝕞, 𝕤𝕠 𝕀 𝕕𝕚𝕕𝕟'𝕥 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕖. ℍ𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕟'𝕥 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕙 𝕚𝕥, 𝕝𝕠𝕝.

    • @Ghostfaceroman.
      @Ghostfaceroman. 4 года назад +1

      Me to i said whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @koirunes2018
      @koirunes2018 4 года назад +1

      My bf was and I flipped out. Lol even though I'm the one who broke up with him...

    • @sav_doesstuff2364
      @sav_doesstuff2364 4 года назад

      In calm

  • @k0taa
    @k0taa 5 лет назад +180

    I’m the gloomy one :’)
    Or if I don’t like them or something I may be the first one.
    BUT I DONT KNOW BECAUSE IM ALONE AND WILL ALWAYS BE ALONE HELP MEEE GODDDD
    edit: omfg this is my first time having 200 likes xddd I always have just 3 but the most I’ve gotten has been like 6 and I almost cried. Tysm :’))) Maybe we all can be alone together.

    • @NANA-dc9lb
      @NANA-dc9lb 5 лет назад

      starberryxmilk
      I really like your videos please keep going! (Unless you don’t want to.)

    • @pw7686
      @pw7686 5 лет назад

      Idc if I ain’t have a breakup but if my sis got broken hearted they are dead (I am not a um not 👩🏽 that just saying)

    • @gamerhawk936
      @gamerhawk936 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @k0taa
      @k0taa 5 лет назад

      *Yellow fluff* Don’t worry, I won’t stop. I’ve always dreamed of becoming a Gaming youtuber but I also love editing. My computer is broken so the gaming has to hold off xD I’m really glad you do!

    • @k0taa
      @k0taa 5 лет назад

      Ida . _ .
      Same, I’m ready to pop fist.

  • @faydecoolemeid89deklerk36
    @faydecoolemeid89deklerk36 5 лет назад +45

    7:35 Just Happend Like Me The One Who Changed When I Broke Up I Was Falling For A Girl.

    • @hiitsmeurlocalugly9547
      @hiitsmeurlocalugly9547 5 лет назад +2

      ARE U A GIRL OR A BOY???? Gay or a lesbian??!?!?

    • @mangolie21
      @mangolie21 5 лет назад +1

      @@hiitsmeurlocalugly9547 a lesbian she typed it -_- xD

    • @lilpetey8299
      @lilpetey8299 5 лет назад +2

      Actually I Like Guys And Girls So I'm Bi Adios Migos ._.

    • @kiiboiidabashi6065
      @kiiboiidabashi6065 5 лет назад

      Same . I'm a girl , I'm Bisexual -

  • @shaylet
    @shaylet 5 лет назад +52

    I've been suffering from depression lately and thankfully I found your channel

    • @isabela6927
      @isabela6927 5 лет назад +1

      Hope your feeling better!!

    • @shaylet
      @shaylet 5 лет назад +1

      @@isabela6927 and now I've finally made the decision to kill myself see you in hell

    • @ihavenoideawhattoputonthis3339
      @ihavenoideawhattoputonthis3339 5 лет назад

      I will also see u in hell

    • @shaylet
      @shaylet 5 лет назад

      @@ihavenoideawhattoputonthis3339 cool

    • @shaylet
      @shaylet 5 лет назад

      @Addison The Lime Potato bruv the me dying was the joke you vaccinated child

  • @crust_nugget1206
    @crust_nugget1206 5 лет назад +61

    Who could it be it’s 9pm?
    Me: 9pm? More like 9am.

  • @DangItsAlli
    @DangItsAlli  5 лет назад +1614

    12 types of people After School- ruclips.net/video/CbvxaPIUrI0/видео.html

  • @reen_wanda6879
    @reen_wanda6879 5 лет назад +43

    My type is number 6 😂😂
    Yep, I'm always stalked my crush-
    Aff

  • @gingeralesequel
    @gingeralesequel 4 года назад +4

    Usually when someone breaks up with me, I wouldn't really react, I'd just be like "ok", but if someone doesn't want to be friends anymore, I'd usually act fine, and cry inside.

  • @Dinklenutts
    @Dinklenutts 5 лет назад +295

    RUclips is broken.....
    There are 666 dislikes
    *SATAN!!??? IS THAT YOU*
    (Lmao I spelled it like satin no wonder the comments were about satin lmao )

    • @Mitzunomi
      @Mitzunomi 5 лет назад +3

      Its SATAN

    • @chloewolvez
      @chloewolvez 5 лет назад +3

      WAIT Alli is a *DEAMON*
      ;-;

    • @pppoopoooisyourmom
      @pppoopoooisyourmom 5 лет назад +3

      omg there are 777 dislikes now

    • @Dinklenutts
      @Dinklenutts 5 лет назад +2

      @@pppoopoooisyourmom :00000
      Is 777
      ....
      *JESUS TAKE THE WHEELEVSKWBSJEV*

    • @alison1662
      @alison1662 5 лет назад +2

      Okay I know this is old but I was here at 777 dislikes 0-0

  • @cl0ckkeep3r18
    @cl0ckkeep3r18 5 лет назад +31

    If I ever break up I'll probably be number 1 but I really liked number 12

    • @anniestories5147
      @anniestories5147 5 лет назад +1

      I'm number one my ex crush asked me out then he said I'm breaking up with you and I was like ok he was ok

  • @ambrocioalvarez7865
    @ambrocioalvarez7865 5 лет назад +25

    Im the one being like:
    BISH BYE! who need people when you have food, chocolate, anime and all the other stuffz you cant do when you have someone i mean am i right?
    But im the no.10 from the video ;-;

  • @xrelurx371
    @xrelurx371 5 лет назад +213

    I'm the one where a guy says were breaking up and I'm like okay...and I just walk away

    • @hannahc4den609
      @hannahc4den609 5 лет назад +2

      Michael Rasbeary I did that xD

    • @gingerbread9691
      @gingerbread9691 5 лет назад +2

      Michael Rasbeary But really you are crying inside?

    • @gingerbread9691
      @gingerbread9691 5 лет назад

      Youna Abdulrazak ah how original is your favourite food chocolate lol

    • @gingerbread9691
      @gingerbread9691 5 лет назад

      Youna Abdulrazak 1. Food altogether can’t be someone’s favourite food 2. It was a joke since everybody now is sooo ‘different’ only liking food and sleep nothing wrong with that I mean there’s a reason it’s popular it’s just normal

    • @uglyavocado1304
      @uglyavocado1304 5 лет назад

      I mean if I really love the guy then I would cry

  • @anyu1281
    @anyu1281 5 лет назад +475

    Can i get a heart?
    Edit:OMGGGGGGG

  • @anti-usernamesaltaccount3623
    @anti-usernamesaltaccount3623 5 лет назад +47

    SHE STALKS ME IN ROBLOX TOO?!?!?!?!?!?!
    Me: ... what if it coincidence?
    Jeez

  • @jayphoria3639
    @jayphoria3639 5 лет назад +78

    *I’m the gaming one, except my hair is messy as frick*