13:34 favorite debate club so far haha "I'd way rather run from "Fredrick" in my dreams then laying in a sleeping bag knowing at any minute some man can just close it up and use me to tenderize an elm" Theo is so hilarious 😂😭😂
Time stamps: 0:00 - Intro and some football talk 10:22 - Ads to pay for any edits that might need to be done to this episode later on 13:23 - Debate club 34:35 - Clown my hound 40:06 - More ads to pay the team of editors who have to clean up Brendan's mess 42:50 - Relationship advice 48:03 - Rip my drip 55:17 - King it or sting it 1:08:49 - Outro This very day can be the first day of your new life. GANG GANG, BUZZ BUZZ
Hardest I've laughed in SO LONG! Theo - "You know when see a car take a wrong turn into a cul-de-sac, and he comes back out" My goodness, tears bruh, tears.. lol
I will add that Brendan has improved significantly in the recent episodes. Being around Theo brings out the funny in him. They flow well together especially in the recent episodes
Brendan : "Show off your cakes , let it breath. Why haven't I noticed your ass?" Theo : "bc I'm of age , so you're probably not paying attention " (Rephrased) Think a lotta ppl missed that one
Brenda: "You look like Meg Ryan" Theo: "That actually got a few laughs" Brenda: *Repeats same joke four more times* EDIT: Okay, spoke too soon... five more times.
He respects and looks up to theo so much(almost in that...you know kind of way) that he tries so hard to make him laugh. He gets so much satisfaction when theo laughs at his jokes.
The nightmare before elm street? Brendan looks like that Leo Dicaprianardo guy from that movie nightmare on wolf street. CTE party of one your table is now ready.
Theo looks like he drives a 87' Pontiac Fiero GT painted up with that General Lee hitter. Loaded up with an 8ball a 6 pack of Mickey's hand grenades and a 300lbs twank he picked up at the truck stop. Get In There !!!!
Adnan Hamka I listen to Burr's and Theo's podcast weekly and it was BRUTAL hearing Burr on TPW. It was like he didn't get Theo's humor at all. He definitely has never watched his content.
Brendans the kinda guy whose parents have to buy him a present when its someone else's birthday
Defffffinitely . He's the one who wants to relight the candles and makes his own wish and blow. Emphasis on " blow"
LMFAOOOOO y’all too funny bruh
Lmfao
Bro don't touch me. But keeeep touching me bro
Sooo fuckin true
13:34 favorite debate club so far haha "I'd way rather run from "Fredrick" in my dreams then laying in a sleeping bag knowing at any minute some man can just close it up and use me to tenderize an elm"
Theo is so hilarious 😂😭😂
Theo looks like Tom Brady if he played for the Chernobyl Patriots.
Jo Po
Lol I’m dead
That's hilarious!!
Crushed it.
Decent.
Good job, dude. You got me to laugh at a joke I don't even like because I love Theo so much.
38:45 I lost it and had to rewind over and over, good to see you all did in the show too 🤣 Top 5 moment...
For two guys that don't really smoke weed, this is the BEST podcast to smoke weed to
True dat
You just inspired me bruh
Zenn Labs that’s very inspirational brutha
hahahahah GANG GANG PUFF PUFF!
This deserves far more likes.
Time stamps:
0:00 - Intro and some football talk
10:22 - Ads to pay for any edits that might need to be done to this episode later on
13:23 - Debate club
34:35 - Clown my hound
40:06 - More ads to pay the team of editors who have to clean up Brendan's mess
42:50 - Relationship advice
48:03 - Rip my drip
55:17 - King it or sting it
1:08:49 - Outro
This very day can be the first day of your new life. GANG GANG, BUZZ BUZZ
MVP
Rogue flamingo ure a hero!!
Need to make time stamps for every time Theo says "huh"
RIP "Back off my broccolini" 🥀 😢
they really aren't bringing it back dang
I was hoping it would be back!!!
Gone too soon.
Best intro ever.
Bring back that BROCOLINI HITTA!
38:40 "I'll toss a little hot sauce and eat his ass" Omg I'm crying 😂
I read this right as he fuckin said it and died 🤣
Sleep was an option 30 minutes ago... but here i am half way through this video. Btw, bring back that broccolini hitter
Theo is dewy from malcolm in the middle all grown up, gang bruh.
Episodes are so much funnier when Theo is in his annoyed/unfriendly mood😂
LOL word ! And then he often apologizes for his mean insults .
Well how could u be happy if you look like meg Ryan
@@wally86_ thats southern hospitality for ya.
Not really.
right?! I love when he's mad at brenda, also derrick should chime in more.
Brendan: *asks question*
Theo: "HUH?!... Answers question"
Derrick looks like if Greg Hardy got addicted to estrogen pills and got a job at a Barnes & Noble.
Nonsense this is the best comment I’ve seen
Jesus christ man, if this comment doesnt make the show, I quit
Bruuuuuu😂😂😂
I just googled Greg Hardy and this is the funniest comment on here.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣spot.fucking.on
Watching Derek's reaction to Theo's cosmetic surgery questions with Kat was HILARIOUS.
Watching these as soon as they drop now so I dont miss the cuts in the re-upload.
Haha it's only happened once man I dont see it happening again
That was crazy though that shit
What got cut?
It was the bit when Brendan said Dana and joe get loads of pussy or something along those lines
@@stevencameron3154 he said they slang dick... a bit different than get loads of pussy lol
Literally the entertainment I look forward to THE MOST each week. Thursdays are exciting.
Theo looking like Drew Brees’ biggest fan with a touch of that ‘tism.
Yes
Got some of that "god's favorites" in him.
@@tomlawson12 AHAHAHA. oh man, thanks for that.
"gonna use me to tenderize an elm" 😂 Fuckin hell Theo throws out so many one liners right off the cuff he's like the Mitch Hedberg of conversation lol
Theo looks like the guy selling fake tickets outside the superdome and Brendan is buying them 😂
101
"Crazy how LOUD the silence can be" - Theo the accidental philosopher
Theo was on fire this episode. Every episode gets better and better
You guys are hilarious! This podcast has become one of my favorites. Can’t wait to see you in Indy Theo!
Brendan's the kinda guy who thinks just bc walks "up" the street, he's automatically going north
Holy fuck 🤣🤣🤣
@@B-RaDD gang bruh !
@@ohoward512 buzz buzz
@@ohoward512 don't touch me bro
@@B-RaDD (but keep touchin me)
Hardest I've laughed in SO LONG!
Theo - "You know when see a car take a wrong turn into a cul-de-sac, and he comes back out"
My goodness, tears bruh, tears.. lol
I hope you call him “new camera guy” for the next 10 years
NCG
Ma too, cool name
His laugh sounds EXACTLY like the dude from the movie half baked, cant remember his name. I'm still hoping its him...
39:00 HAD ME IN TOTAL TEARS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA we knew what ya meant brendan dude all good haha
brendans extra high today love it
Brendan is soooooooo blazed
I can see Theo sitting front row at a Saints game yellin at Brees to
“GET IN THERE!!!”
I imagined him saying that during that game winning field goal by Lutz.
Lmfao..
The fact that Brendan calls him "Nick Chubb" aka Bradley Chubb. Then tells Theo "Dahm you know your football" makes me love this show.
Brendan's face looks like a deep fake of his own face
Hash Brown This is hilarious because it's 100% accurate.
It’s his lips they look off lol
Wtf that’s so funny 😂
haha damn. That's good. You win internet for the day.
I'm sure he's just happy he doesn't look like meg Ryan
Theo looks like Matt Damon if he was buried in the pet Sematary
Or mark walbergh LOL
*calls Bradley Chubb, Nick Chubb*
“Oh wow you really do know your football”
lol
CTE tryna have a conversation with Mushrooms
I knew someone else heard it! He confused his home town teams d end for his bandwagon teams rb
I caught that.
My boy Theo was grumpy as hell this entire episode 😂😂😂
Brendan's the type of guy to wear a backwards pink hat when he's 35.
damn, i’m 41.
i wear a backwards denim hat
i am wearing it right now,
i am going to sleep
RIP
@@momossco Brendan Schaub's undercover RUclips account^^
@@etazza1092 lol, ...wait - i don’t get it bruH
yea, somebody get him some realtree camo and some completely unstyled hair like a real 35-year-old
Dude I'm only 39 and I'm so young! I'm not even 40.
3:46 “who nick Chubb? You know your football” meanwhile they are talking about Bradley Chubb
I cannot understand how Theo can be so funny, genuine, and witty. I need more Theo in my life.
Some 1 said when ever Brendan finally says something funny he repeats it a bunch of time till it's stops bieng funny, now I can't stop noticing it lol
I just try to focus on Theos brilliance rather than Brendans idiocy. You right tho
I will add that Brendan has improved significantly in the recent episodes. Being around Theo brings out the funny in him. They flow well together especially in the recent episodes
Brendan's the kinda guy who takes a crap and wipes side to side
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn I liked both your comments before I realized they were both yours, funny shit..gang gang.
@@FrankP210 gang gang out there in san Antonio bruh . 512 to the 210. Whole lotta gang shit.
@@ohoward512 whole lotta gang shit bruh. Those Texas hitters..
@@FrankP210 💯
“Brendon’s trying to think of something” 😂😂😂 I died
Brendan : "Show off your cakes , let it breath. Why haven't I noticed your ass?"
Theo : "bc I'm of age , so you're probably not paying attention "
(Rephrased)
Think a lotta ppl missed that one
Theo looks like he just came back from his Make A Wish
Thats fukn the most stupid roast m8
Classic
I'm just here to read the "Theo/Brendan looks like _____" comments
Brendan looks like Thick Moranis in Honey I Shrunk My Clothes
Brendan looks like the type of dude who chews ice cubes when he’s thirsty.
Joe Palumbo I do that lol
Wrestler type shit lol
You can really see the CTE in Brendan’s eyes when he reads those ads
Brendan looks like the biggest gay guy in the background of a Richard Simmons workout VHS.
Literally no one:
Theo: "huh?"
Brendan looks like a security guard at Baskin Robbins
.........c'mon...your giving him to0 much credit.......he don't look that smart..
He looks like the guy that got fired from baskin robbins because he ate all the ice cream and refused to wear the right sized clothes
"My Denver Broncos. My hometown team. Chubbs ... Nick Chubbs."
It's BRADLEY Chubb, you goon.
“Tenderize an elm” 15:35
That got to me 😂😂😂
Brenda: "You look like Meg Ryan"
Theo: "That actually got a few laughs"
Brenda: *Repeats same joke four more times*
EDIT: Okay, spoke too soon... five more times.
that was annoying I notice he does that other episodes aswell
He respects and looks up to theo so much(almost in that...you know kind of way) that he tries so hard to make him laugh. He gets so much satisfaction when theo laughs at his jokes.
Theo looks like a sesame street puppet from an episode where they teach kids to be nice to the poor kid
I mean cmon. He looks broke as Drew Brees’ pollex
Theo with that double upload HITTER! Thanks for making my Thursday bearable!!
Brendan looks like he owns and operates a used tire business 🤣
Lmao I thought I was the only one who missed “back off my brocollini”
It's Bradley Chubb not Nick Chubb you deliquent I'm not even a broncos fan
Waited for this comment. Lolol
I love the "you delinquent" seems on brand 😂
Daaamnn Chwaben, CTE's flaring up, you goon.
Really though, fuck sports.
"I'm of age that's probably why your not looking at it" 🤣🤣😭
1811 Pico Blvd by the beach, Get That Hitter!
Where is "Flaunt my aunt",bring that hitter back
Theo looks like the cub scout leader that tries to assist the kids with going pee
😂😂good one
Oh shit lol
This is the only podcast Brendan does I can listen to and actually like.Him and Theo have good chemistry.
Theo looks like he's one failed podcast away from being a Walmart greeter and Brendan looks like he's coming out with his own line of Keto corn dogs.
Nick Chubb on the Broncos - “You know your stuff” 😂😂😂
Slam pig is actually the best way to describe Brenden 🐖
That’s the best relationship I advice submission ever 😂😂😂😂
Brendan doesn't give out candy for Halloween. Instead he hands out copies of his UFC fights
But only the ones he's won
That was shite .
@@broskiproductions49 and the arlofski fight with the decision edited
I literally say gang gang buzz buzzzzz the same way you guys do in the intro LOL every time
Theo looks like Drew Brees turned into a cast member from Breaking Bad
Yeah, the lesbian remake called "Breaking Vag"
Brendan acting like that kid didn’t get “slam piece” from him is hilarious
Brendan “Nightmare Before Elm Street” Schaub
My favorite podcast is BACK. Gang gang, buzz buzz, culture culture!!!
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That's Wix. That's W-I-X, get that hitter !
"Someone's gotta pay for Brendan's transgender habit"
Derricks laugh in the backhround is great. Seems to really only laugh at theo jokes 😂
If Theo and Brendan were Mortal Kombat characters they would be Gang-Zero and GORDO
The gordo line will go over some ppls head. But that's an under rated comment . Gang bruh
He loves pez
Meg Ryan 😂😂😂 That's the funniest thing Schaub has ever said 😂😂😂
Theo "I only hide my buttcheeks when Schaubs around" Von
Anyone else come to see the old hitters since the rat king left.
Rip king and the sting.
Need to set up a go fund me to get Derrick a professional cut
My man needs a flo-bee
Mr.Larry though 🤣 "I ain't no weak boi".."Yeah you right dawg" 🤣😭
Brendan looks like a toddler with gigantism
I love “don’t touch me but keep touching me” 😂😂😂😂😂
Brendan looks like the kid from high school who’d remind the teacher that homework is due
Feel like I’m watching an 80’s sitcom with all the off-camera laughter 🤫
38:44 one of brendan’s funniest moments.
Theo looks like that new kid in the friend group that just tagged along and you can tell was always on edge
Also dude watch this on .75 speed. Intro sounds dope and man do these guys sound loaded.
Topher Cortez I cant watch anything below 2x speed unfortunately lol
Fuck this barbie... good advice gopher!
Bruh I got shit to do, I’m not watching nada at .75 speed 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
I can't stay away too long... Gang Gang & A glimpse of Kat
The nightmare before elm street? Brendan looks like that Leo Dicaprianardo guy from that movie nightmare on wolf street. CTE party of one your table is now ready.
nightmare on wolf street? Dicaprianardo? CTE party of one your table is now ready
Theo looks like he drives a 87' Pontiac Fiero GT painted up with that General Lee hitter. Loaded up with an 8ball a 6 pack of Mickey's hand grenades and a 300lbs twank he picked up at the truck stop. Get In There !!!!
Theo looks like Sean Peyton's lesbian nephew in that Saints jersey 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Fuckin hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 then it's your comment again. Killing the Game...
@@FrankP210 I appreciate the fuck outta u man lol.
38:44 when the car comes out of the cul-de-sac in flames
Y’all need to talk bout Dustin losing to kahhhib, only conversation needed-here.....
Wrong show
So Brendan talking about it on 3 other pods isn't enough. Shits on the way out anyways.
Theo is the kinda guy that you'd see rolling a tire along the motorway, barefoot
Someone commission a "nightmare before elm street" painting please. Lmmfao!!
Dude Theo's random huh's everyone now and again are hilarious
Thumbs down until Broccolini is back🥦
Out in PA a slam "HOG" is very common... shout out to the cheerleaders at my high school
"Dark licorice isn't even candy, it's just a violent flavor."
-Theo von
Anyone notice around 40:00 they play an ad in completely different clothes LOL these guys
Theo you killed this episode bruh. Gang Gang
Say what you want about Brendan, after seeing Bill Burr on TPW, I appreciate the respect he has for Theo. Also he actually gets his jokes....
Adnan Hamka I listen to Burr's and Theo's podcast weekly and it was BRUTAL hearing Burr on TPW. It was like he didn't get Theo's humor at all. He definitely has never watched his content.
Old Billy rednuts didn't get it. Or didn't care.
Cas Pegues exactly... and he’s talking to Theo like he’s still unknown, meanwhile Theo been blowing up
Theo looks like the guy with the “Stop/Slow” sign at highway construction projects.