PLANTASIA | King and the Sting w/ Theo Von & Brendan Schaub #39
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- Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
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Theo returns from Hawaii and the Culture Corner welcomes comedian, Shapel Lacey. The gang talks Theo picking up hitchhikers, Mountain Drunks, Crash Cab'n, Cheer Bodies, Super Nintendo vs Sega Genesis, Badge Bunnies, Salmon Sosa, Dwight Howard University, is Lester Holt white? And much more.
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Приколы
EVERY SINGLE EPISODE
Schaub: "I MISSED you man"
Theo: "Really..?"
Fr
“I feel like i haven’t seen you in forever”
seriously every signle time haha
they are piesces bros, water sign, so thats why they are both sentimental and emotional and caring, but in slightly diffrent ways (brendan says loving stuff more straight out, he is consistently loving as a person, thats why his joking sound more shockingly mean in contrast, while theo is meaner in personality but shares his heart in stories and always wish people that call in well etc)
@@audhumbla6927 no that’s not why
"Chapelle so dark , u gotta set your clock an hour forward when u meet him "
Fuckkkk 🔥🔥 🔥🤯🤯🤣🤣
Shapel*
Explain this joke to my dumb ass please
@@whyishow daylight savings time
@@antonbozhedarov8358 so I guess there's the double entendre kinda thing going on. He's dark skinned , plus they're saying he's dark in the sense that he's "evil" , if u will. Second, during daylight savings time we change our clocks back or forward 1hour in America (if you're not American I dunno wtf u do). So usually during Autumn and winter it gets dark outside really early. Like 530pm. Hope that helps.
@@ohoward512 thanks man
Theo looks like a straight to DVD kurt russsell
This is an amazing comment lmaoo
More like straight to VHS.
😂😂😂
You funny bastard
Straight to the $5 dvd bin at walmart
When Theo says “First of all...” you bouta get Roasted
Or it starts when he starts cracking up saying.. "Dude. You look horrible..." LOL
Theo: what’s this guys name? Jaquarius?
It’s Matt
-"You in a bad mood?"
-"No I'm not in a bad mood!..quit flirting with me."
-"Did you not get cigarettes?"
1 newtspoots they totally cut that next part you know it got weird after that 😳
Was it just me or was Theo off? I don’t know what it is
There's a huge edit there right after that... So curious if they maybe just said a brand of smokes and needed to cut it, or if Theo went all emo there.
Time stamp
Theo looks like he drives limo for himself
Tanner Borud he doesn’t have a CDL, he can’t. Gang.
He has. While the limo driver did coke in the back with a hooker.
He looks like he rides in the back with no driver
Lloyd Christmas style
Wade Hord right haha, he has driven cab for himself
Brendan: “Earth worm Jim was my favourite!”
Theo: “Sounds like you got molested!”
Brendan is the original creator of slapping guys ass’s in sports
Lmao this deserves more likes I hope they bring it up next episode!!!
I thought that was your dad ..
Relationship Advice
Schaub: "We always help them"
Theo: "DO WE?!?!"
hahahahahahahahah
every single episode, hahahha, "Yeah I really think we do man" :) "Idk about that dog.." :S ...
Theo looking like he works on commission at his uncle's scrapyard
Derek looks like what I'd imagine if Hootie ate the Blowfish...
Good one bra!!!
@@betro33 kinda like a Darius Trucker, lead singer of maybe Booty and the Blow Tricks ??
Theo looks like he’s getting ready for a middle school graduation
Of someone else's child.
He is ready
This one is gold 😂😂
Theo looks like the first person in his neighborhood to have $2,000 all at once.
That was a good one
“All at once” was a nice touch 😂😂😂😂
Theo: That’s what I’m saying reincarnation. Eat what you want now. Start when you get back” 😂😂😂
Brendan looks like he's been snorting crushed Pop tarts on his "keto cheat days".
Theo looks like Tony Montana’s curious nephew with that shirt.
Genius 🤣🤣🤣
Curious Jorge
LMAOOOO!!!
Chappell talking reckless like Brendan wouldn't eat him alive
brendan went 6 - 5 in the ufc bro hes a b b b b b beast
I bet they don't have him on again. Annoying as fuck
Chapelle is quite physicql problem to solve but Big Brown is def not to be fucked with
I'd pay to see that match lol
B0bby ai Chapelle has a big man's puncher's chance, no doubt.
"If you cant handle the lizzards get out the lot"- Theo Von
Theo: “what’s this guy’s name again, (insert the most opposite different name here)?”
EVERY FUCKING TIME hahahahah
Walter is the best
EVERY TIME!
And it Always suits them better than their real name!
Awesome
Theo looks like he buys abdandoned storage lockers in his free time
He looks like he lives in a storage locker.
But only if no one else bids on it
Brendan looks like agent for a men’s only casting couch.
But Theo is the only applicant that keeps showing up every Tuesday morning ...
@@ohoward512 that big brown dumpster hitta
How do you know what the agent for men’s only casting couch looks like?
Colten Downer used to be one. Your name looks familiar, were you hard on cash at some point lol
Theo looks like he just got back from spring break in a swamp
Chin is like Channing Tatum’s alternate universe version, Chinning Kratum
Kratom fucks you up
“Yeah you right”- Brendan, when Theo says something he’s definitely not right about 😂
when youre right youre right yk
Theo looks like a character from grand theft auto Vice City
This is truth
This is truth
Theo looks like "rescue dog the bounty hunter"
“It’s hairspray you broccolini” or “back off my hairspray”
Theo looks like an extra from Spring Breakers but hasn't broken character since.
Theo laughing at him saying he went to anger management for years was killing me. 😂
Only topped by when he said “cheerbody”
I thought that dialogue was the highlight too
I love Chapelles compliment to Theo at 20:20 you can tell I meant a lot to him. Theo so underrated. He's got the best one liners in the game right now, maybe ever.
These two have such a chemistry. I’d like to hope that Theo is doing better with less stress. He’s one of kind. Let’s push some envelopes! Thanks
Time stamps :
0:00 -Intro ads
3:10 -Theo returns from Hawaii and what the gang did this weekend
23:14 - More ads
26:31- Debate club
44:56- Punk my uncle
51:20 - Relationship advice
1:03:18 - Rip my drip
1:09:14 - King it or sting it
1:21:04 - Outro
Have a great day yall. GANG GANG, BUZZ BUZZ
Rouge Flamingo good man
Thanks bruh
MVP
Brendan looks like he says “this is perfect cuddle weather” all winter
FunnyAyeHoles 😂😂 great one!
*Brendan
Lmaoo
God I found out about this podcast like a year ago… these are literally AMAZING!! Golden hour is awesome but Theo and Brendens chemistry is literally amazing!!! Love you guys!!
The first 50 episodes of this show were amazing. Plantasia is one of my favorite episodes
I love how Derrick and Kat are getting more involved with the show, I think it adds a nice element to it.
Not going to lie Brendan’s getting funnier every episode to me 😂
Bailey Richardson this was one of his funniest episodes
VooDoo Wiz Theo always makes me laugh, but I find with each episode Brendan keeps dropping more and more hitters man and it’s nice to see!
He's always been funny on this.
Nice try Brendan, we see you!
Bailey Richardson totally agree, he really stepped his game up.
Theo is from the kinda southern family that opens the oven to warm the trailer
That’s a good idea 💡
My grandmaw use to do that shit I’m from New Orleans
Brennon Gulin yea that shit works pretty good.. not that safe but 🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
@@Voo504Doo I only know about it bc I have an aunt in Alabama that lives in a trailer. She boiled peanuts and opened the oven to heat the "house" whole we visited in the winter. True story
O Howard I believe that man nothing wrong with surviving but those boiled peanuts are nasty as fuck lol
Theo looks like Ellen Degeneres when she first did stand up on Johnny Carson
You look like Ellen DeGeneres trying too keep her knees together.
Brendan might not be as funny as alot of comedians but he always has alot of energy and can keep things moving along
Dom Hallwood facts
ahhh...loves me a back handed complement
Alex Darnley ahhh... I love me some good old sarcasm.
@@aldee9679 how is it back handed?
Dom Hallwood “He’s not as funny, but he can...” that’s textbook backhanding bro
Theo and Brendan are the perfect combo. Brendan has become much Whittier and more introspective with his comedy. You can tell being around Theo has rubbed off on him. Best podcast ever
Brendan's the kind of guy that calls his shirts "Tops"
Gang Gang Buzz Buzz
Abso-fucking-lutely
Also, the guys he meet.
The new black guys really throws the dynamic off in the room 🤣🤣
Karl Marx yeah but it’s hilarious
Mr Smith boooooooo
ahahahahahaha
@MrSmith Racism is believing that one person is less than another based solely on skin color. Pointing out someone’s skin color in the room, unless done so BECAUSE he believes they are less-than because of it, is not racism. It is most likely just because people are used to saying “the black guy” because black guys are typically the minority, so it’s an easy way of pointing someone out.
I like the guy but just interjected too much. I think he was excited.
Brendan looks like a guy who would put his phone in water if he dropped it in rice
One of the best episodes of king and the sting in a while!
Brendan looks like the guy that was always dating a girl "from another school"
We actually do look alike
he looks like he helps wash the dishes for the family busness after school.
Theo and Brendan look like two cheap magicians down on their luck in Reno.
Brendans getting funny bro!!!! Luhh dat dude “dont want derrick in my foxhole” 😂😂😂
Brenden look like he is auditioning for a roll in “Grease” on the main stage at a luxury vacation hotel in Central America.
Gold comment, best I’ve seen on this vid so far
Trooper Jett looks like he let's a greased hard on for Brendan's Schaub
Ok this one is actually super funny lol!
Damn they basically told brendan he isn’t funny
“wheres he at kuola lumpur?” “hes in nebraska” Lmfaooo
Theo looks like like he’s ready to go to a fancy dinner at chili’s
They really opened with an Ad 😭😭 at least they make the Ads pretty funny and bearable to sit through.
Theo looks like he came back from This Past Weekend at Bernie's
One of the best ep's yet. Please don't get rid of homie. Despite the hostility he's hilarious. When he said cheer body I almost peed my pants
“When you meet Chappelle, you set your clock forward an hour”
Theo Von wearing that Hawaiian “Louisiana Tuxedo” shirt.
Theo looks like the top seller at an outdoor flea market.
This has got to be one of the best episodes on this show. I laughed till my face Hurt
You know you have a kid at home when you reference "Capri Sun" lol
That “and tell everyone you’re on keto” made Theo genuinely laugh so hard lol
Theo looks like "The Last Hairbender."
Brendan looks like the type of guy that will take real good care of your wife and daughter should you happen to die suddenly.
Theo looks like the type of guy that names his flesh light after his highschool sweet heart.
Adi Delapatru MMAFighting?
Fuck that's a good move, I miss Stephanie anyway
This podcast is one of the highlights of my week tbh
I love that Kat and Derek just basically told Shaub he isn't funny...
"Theo is mean but funny... you're mean and just.. meh"
That was rough lol
Yeah that had me cracking up
Was looking for this comment to see if anyone else noticed that as well that was tuff
No thats not it, its just theyr diffrent styles, theo has a meaner style, brendan says loving stuff more straight out, he is consistently loving as a person, thats why his joking sound more shockingly mean in contrast, as they said, while theo is meaner in personality consistently, in a funny way, but shares his heart in stories and always wish people that call in well etc. in this show, theos charachter is mean and funny while brendans is happy/kind/confident and funny / looks dumb therefor.
people really dont apprechiate brendan, this pod wouldnt be good if he couldnt take and balance out theo who is way meaner here then otherwise. brendan is fina "playing the dumb guy" and can be self depracating by appearing dumb for being kind compared to theos slick mean mocking vibe
Brendan looks like the type of guy who swallows gum as a party trick
Theo looks like he had 2 sex changes
Jaime Tudon 🤣
💀
They need to get this on there
Lol Chin "I swim fast" hahahaha.. he's literally a 12 year old boy in a 50 year old man's body
Theo looks like he just won a hundred bucks on slots and thinks hes ballin
Lol finally telling the truth.... Theo: Mean funny.... Brendan: Just Mean
jon garcia but less mean than theo
“Wufenstein”
That was killing me
that was odd to me because he said it like that more than once and I remember him clearly saying "wolfenstein" on jre and on tfatk
Brendan's the kind of guy to cheat at checkers by just turning the board around when you look down to sneeze
Theo looks like a meter maid that got caught taking selfies with other people’s cars
Nicholas Mathews LMAO
Brendan looks like the type of dude who watches brokeback mountain with the 3d glasses on.
The Extended Uncut edition
Keep Chapelle in the culture corner. His cheerleading anger brings energy to the episode
Naa. You just like him like that bro. Your profile pic where u cut the girl out of the picture says it best
“Ya can’t call a man a dead head to a guy that’s uh eyed out”-Theo “Rat King🤣
amen
Theo looks like he's transitioning into Brendan
Yesssssssssss!!!!!!
Bahhhh ha ha ha
Take a drink for every time Theo says “huh?”
I see three theos and no brendas
I went to the hospital for alcohol poisoning, and I’m back to watch they last 2/3 of it....... wish me luck!
Brendan is slowly becoming more of a comic and it’s interesting to see
thats news to me
in what way?
Kaden s what do you mean boys, he’s running a podcast with Theo Von where they’re saying bits the whole time. This is a comedy apprenticeship and Theo is the professor, if you go back to the first podcast Brendan wouldn’t even make me laugh.
Correct - I think theo’s been teaching him and B’s been showing Theo how to run a business.
Camy Slays keep it up man. Ppl like to hate, but I think Brendan's candid reactions are funny and he's improving
"Who drinks water out of a can?" - Theo Von brought to you by Liquid Death.
16:43 Theo sounds like an old lawnmower startin up
"end up in an alley boy" Theo 😂😂😂
Brendan looks like a Cesar Millan blow-up doll that’s been over-inflated
Im fucking dying laughing rn 😂😂😂😂😂
Theo looks like James Bong, licence to chill.
" You think your nuts don't stink boy... your an idiot!" Lol Killed me! 😂😂😂
Theo looks like Mel Gibson’s kid from the Patriot if he had an “Ism”
Kinda like if Mel banged his first or second cousin and this little sloth popped out and that's the best incest joke in the past 5 years gang gang
Theo looks like he try’s to give black women a high five when the broken elevator starts back up
Brendan's dad is like the white guy at the party that smokes Swisher Sweets
Hey man calm down a lil bit. We're all friends here. Onesimo was probably on point too 👌
Much Love to the Cultured Corner but Kat be breaking my Heart every week like I'm Casper.
Why is theo dressed like an abused Japanese wife
Entire K&S crew:
"Theo is mean but hes really funny.
Brendan is mean but its less mean".
Brendan: Interesting
Theo looks like he stole the prop kimono at his local mall sushi stall.
Dog I got left alone with a laptop for so long after wayyy too much joey diaz. The second I decided not to pick it up a cop walks in and it was his laptop lmfao
Mason Gros WHAT?
@@herpallday1284 as that word is just a symbol ill need to know your assumed meaning.
Mason Gros wtf are you talking about you fool. You made zero sense.
@@moon._grass7200 you're not saying anything
Theo and Brendan looking like Vincent and Jules from Pulp Fiction 😂
Chappelle looks like 50 cent if he really let himself go
Looking like $1.50 cent
Near my town there's a bridge people been jumping off of. Nobody has survived it yet! People keep jumping though. I figure it's because whoever does survive that jump is gonna be legendary and most likely will overtake Davy Crockett as the greatest folk hero of all time.
Theo: "Pitbulls are crazy!"
Brendan: "Pitbulls are crazyy!"
thanks bro
Theo looks like a professional Deliverance reenactor.
A grade comment
Brendan looks like the oldest assistant manager at an LA Fitness
Brendan Schaub is like carrot top but his props are his “friends” struggles.
More like "Carrot Bottom" and he puts props up his ass
Brendan: the guy was out to lunch a little bit
Theo: no no, he was still having breakfast bro
Lmfao Theo “that’s why your mom wears a bathing suit to a comedy show” brenden “ you ain’t lying bro “ 😂😂😂😂😂