[Jerma] Do NOT Let Him Cook!
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
- i wasn't sure on how to cut this up into multiple clips so instead you get a long video, hope you enjoy! ster was theorizing a plains biome earth then baiting chat so hard then it turned into a discussion about twitter dms, weird
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Sters "Awakening" was him finding a gas leak in his house
you have a gas leak in your brain, eyes, ears nose, mouth and fingers. rot from view
And a pipebomb in his mailbox
Flat but still round hollow earth gyas
The smartest conversation they have ever had
The sexiest conversation they have ever had
our stupid, stupid large adult boys
"boundaries bob" is just classic jerma chat
The only man to force Jerma into the straight man role
nothing straight about it :3
God you’re so zucking stupid.
Please do not ship two real, actual humans. That's kinda weird.
nvm did some research and it seems like they play into it
@@Marx_D._Soul how tf did you made your own research in 1 minute? kinda sus
Liquids don't melt, they're already liquids.
God damn it, Ster.
superfluids
Ster is actual god at baiting chat LMAOOO
A true master baiter
Ster is amazing at baiting jerma into interacting with his chat and then furiously mocking him for doing so. Rightly so, jermas chat is terrible.
@@Joeggurnaut546 ngl ster im glad hes back but i miss the silly tf2 videos. hate how hes not mentioned in titles n shit tho.
Swear to God chat has slowly convinced themselves to believe everything jerma and ster say at face value
@@maskeddadledingo9627 Not even slowly, they just instantly forget what sarcasm is and go straight to righteous indignation when ster says "There's not even more than 10 countries" Like he's not obviously joking 😭
my favorite chat quote is probably "hes high on pellets"
Jerma talking with Ster while playing a game is like a background dialogue in Oblivion. Once you pay attention to them you can tell you're in a simulation.
I really love ster + jerma streams, it's really the only time jerma gets a chance to not be the weird one in the call
A TEACHER and a SCHOOL DROPOUT having a MEANINGFUL conversation
I loved this stream. Many words were said but nothing was communicated.
DOES HE KNOW WHAT HE WAS COOKING IN HIS MIND?
he WAS cooking his own brain.
Ster the type of guy to take your solid logic based argument and counter it with the most bafflingly stupid string of words to melt your brain and come out on top.
Melt it, then "melt" the resulting sauce into a gas, then condense that gas back into sauce, but by that time the world of your mind is perfectly flat so there are no more riverbeds, so the sauce immediately melts again
5:30 LUNATIC streamer TERRIFIES collab partner about his AWAKENING
I can feel myself getting smarter
That’s a tumor
@@Duskgusting Even better
@@Duskgusting "You little shit it's not a tumor I'm gonna strangle your parents"
“Sit on the toilet, shit happens”- Ster 2023
2023 is gonna be a good year for pooping, I'm callin it!
real.
"Doesnt the ocean melt into the clouds?" my lord, this man was beyond cooking 💀
I feel like jerma was born on another planet
we feel like YOU were born in a different planet
@@deliriouspenisWhat a plot twist. We're on the wrong side of the glass
This is the most accurate description of Jerma I've seen
this is on the same level of people arguing if the ocean is a soup or if lava is wet
Is lava wet tho
@@shmillbe3390 No, because lava reaches temperatures instantly wicking any water/moist molecules away from its surface, and wet is how a liquid effects an object. A liquid can’t be wet, it can leave other things with the quality of “wetness” but cannot themselves be perceived in the way wet is. Lava doesn’t do that shit I believe. Ocean is totes a soup tho
no because those are kinda okay questions to ask, with the melting thing Ster is trying to change the definition of a word all by himself
lava is not wetbecause its nearly impossible to touch it, it cools into a glass too quickly. but most people probably mean magma, which i believe is too thick to beconsidered wet.
If it is a liquid THEN IT IS WET.
I love how immediately after the mention of the twitter DMs thing, the twitch chat starts omega back-pedalling saying shit like "twitter moment" and "oh one guy" when the context was it happening immediately after stream. Yes twitch chat, its you, you're the problem. Surprised? Not really.
It's so funny to me how many new jerma fans are like "wow this ster guy is a fucking idiot?" Not realizing that the guy playing videos games with his friend during a comedy stream might not actually be being 100% serious about what he says
I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE AWAKENING
This is why Star and Jerma collabs are my favorite content from either of them. They have such a fantastic dynamic. It feels like Star is the only person who's been able to consistently match Jerma's weirdness with his own.
7:25 "Oh, they're dumb, they don't know ANYTHING about condensation!" Jerma fans in a nutshell
Plato and socrates
nahhh ster is 100% diogenes
this just sounds like describing Kansas in the most zooted way possible
Kansas is NOT flat, I will fight you on this. I don't know where people get this idea; this place is hilly as hell.
@@masondickerson9466 damn i just looked it up again and read that only 1/3 is flat, the rest is hilly. my state is so flat i just assumed kansas was too LMAO
@@nmx0014 I feel like the idea must come from the idea that Kansas is just like, the default US state.
@@masondickerson9466 no it comes from the actual research paper proving that Kansas is flatter than the average pancake
Let him melt
ster's humor is buried in so many layers of irony, love the newer fans seeing their dynamic lmao
The Legend of Jerma: Ster's Awakening
An Elden Ring playthrough with Jerma, Ster and Joel would be worthy of being stored in the American Film Institute.
Wouldnt the whole world be one big marsh if it was a perfect sphere?
As an Oklahoman, the reason why the flat world would be a shithole is because there would be unchecked winds and weather patterns due to the lack of topography. You’d get Oklahoman weather but EVERYWHERE and turned to 11.
this was one of the funniest sequence of convos I've witnessed live lmao
"You sit on a toilet, shit happens."
Yes
The best part is that they say condensation, but the original context is evaporation
So I’m guessing it’s been a repeating thing that ster is floating by casually and not even chat is mentioning
I'm completely a person that would say "the ocean melts into the clouds"
what an intellectual conversation !!!!!!
9:30 best part
“never let him cook again”
Ster dropping out of high school doesn’t surprise me
i dont wanna hear about the awakening
Man ster is on a completely nother level here
Flat earth's cooking andy
Jerma is Guts and Casca and Ster is Griffith
ok the melting thing blew my mind, thats INSANE that they didn’t know that 😂
ster is literally the smartest streamer on the platform.
(Twitter dms open)
@@uhoh7545 It's a power play.
Man, i can't believe that Ster would peddle CONSPIRACY theories and that Jerma HATES his fans.
What a couple of psychos.
it would be so windy and probably way more arid
You hate Ster because he tells the truth
i'm awakened now
How is Ster able to make Jerma seem less alien?
As a physicist this conversation made my brain hurt
Everything would be under water
It terrifies me that jerma knows of my country's existence
insane that no oneguy told them what melting means
ill be honest, i was horrified because i thought "the awakening" had something to do with him previously saying he wished he had gills
absolutely destroyed on the awakening
this sounds like a joe rogan podcast
Everybody in the chat some scientists
I use people's ig and twt dms as a journal 💀
you sit on the toilet and SHIT HAPPENS, that's just how it is sometimes
made it to 3:20, had to tap out. good video tho
you could get more out of the 2007 movie Flatland than you can get out of this conversation
sounds like the american dream
Ster: " so the short version is..."
Me : "JERMA"
This conversation was giving me an anuerysm oml
Flat brain theory
GM_Flatgrass earth theory is the only way to go and I wont hear otherwise.
Ster is that one weird potentially insane family member.
I actually cannot comprehend what they are talking about
"bro has lore." xD
ster is so real
ROCK AND STONE
9:32 this is the smartest thing either of them said all video
LMFAO just go to kansas
Edit: okay i just heard the fucking elf/ dwarven fucking caverns part 💀💀💀
i want to hear them try and explain how bluetooth works
11:17 yesss
A super flat planet would be horrible, first of all: rain clouds are attracted to mountains so if there were no mountains there would be little rain. Secondly a super flat planet could not be earth, mountains are formed by tectonic plates smashing together so no mountains means no tectonic plates
jerma vs star jerma vs star everybody want to see this happen
6 edibles out of 0
I can't believe someone actually knows Ecuador. I'm glad ster let him cook
This, uh, Ster person makes Jerma sound sane. He sounds like Jerma squared. What
They've been friends and doing this back-and-forth nonsense for over a decade. Ster's actually pretty smart when he's not being a dumbass
I've been watching a bunch of RUclips poops and I couldn't wrap my brain around how the first 2 minutes of the video aren't sentences chopped up to sound funny. Like that's actually the intended meaning of what Ster is saying
5:49 i'm awake, jesse
Ster the type of guy to hold the L
How did nobody get the Lord of the Rings joke?
Why does jerm look so cute in the thumbnail
Is that the space pope from futurama
I lost 10 IQ points listening to this
they need help
Sigh... I TOLD you this would happen! Why does no one listen :'(
5:08 Jerma says Finland 🇫🇮
Why is he doing the Zoolander face in the thumbnail
Bluesteele
Chefstrobel junge bist du's ?
1:05 HUH ?
Did he mean evaporation instead of condensation?
Unbelievable the most ""chad"" thing said in this stream is just no
Was the beginning just a description about the game Core Keeper?
5:16
ster is high asf
What if earth is a person. Mountains are the nipples, and greenery is the chest hair?