That poor telescope boy was honestly just trying to stand up to a cruel girl like her for once. She should’ve known to not be in a relationship before that class because she could’ve found a good guy.
As someone who is asexual i never understood why r/nicepeople think that insulting people who they rejected will make them change their mind do they really think it will work
Your mistake was believing that they "think" in a pattern you could understand~ It's psychologically impossible to comprehend the actions of these people unless you're one of them... And they'll never be able to comprehend whatever argument someone else makes to them about their behaviour.
From one asexual to another, it had nothing to do with thinking that it would "work" ... it's as simple as they were hurt by the rejection , so they slash out to attempt to hurt the person back. It's less to do with anything particularly sexual, and everything to do with their inability to reasonably cope with a bruised ego and deflated sense of entitlement.
honestly, every time i hear someone make that response i just think "if i'm so ugly and unattractive that i can't pull a decent man, why were you attractive to me?" in other words they are just insulting themselves. its so insane.
“She wants to date an orphan with no family who has a good job, well dressed and in shape…….she wants to date Batman”. I cackled. That was spot on hahaha
I hope that Nicegirl is willing to settle on the Adam West Batman because most other incarnations of the Caped Crusader have either romanced Selina Kyle (Catwoman) or Talia Al Ghul. 🤣
As a straight person I will never understand these types of men who find out the woman is lesbian, then take it personal. She's not attracted to men and you won't be the one to convert her, especially with that attitude! 😂
Agreed. I’ve accidentally asked out two lesbians (I like tomboys) and both times my response to them saying they were lesbians was “ah, sorry about that. Have a nice day.”
@@bigjalapeno7061 some people think that they can because it works for themselves. Turns out that a lot of homophobes are bisexual and just ignore that part of them.
As a guy who used to be a "niceguy tm", I can say this behavior stems from lack of self awareness, and thinking the bare minimum is the penultimate. (Due to over exposing themselves to media about the badguy stereotype)
Because Mommy and Daddy raised them to believe homosexuality is a sin and deserves shame because “they are an affront to almighty God who says ‘Love thy neighbor as thyself,’ but really means love them only if they believe and are good enough.”
During the second NG story, the moment he complained that she had mentioned her boyfriend out of nowhere I was like "oh she definitely did that because he's a creep" and I was RIGHT. I do the exact same thing, lol
Lol yeah this is the exact reason "so many girls bring it up" because dudes like this get butthurt and crazy instead of being a normal person and moving on. Lol "friendship is a waste because they're already dating someone" smh
I think it's a respectful way to indicate a boundary, and I think people should appreciate knowing. If I have romantic interest one of the first things I try to find out is if they're taken or not interested. Basic respect for others is not that high of a bar, yet these Nice Guys/Girls makes it look like polevaulting with how much they don't clear the basic bar.
Yeah, and why wouldn't anyone be clear on their status if they get the impression the other person is interested? Don't most people do this just to be upfront and try to avoid awkward situations? So odd.
He has a seven inch Schmidt-Cassegrain, of course. (ETA: that's actually not of extremely impressive size, although it's certainly fine, and it's not the size, it's what you observe with it).
He's probably one of those manosphere losers who believes that rot about women being attracted by resources, which would explain why he tried to sell her on owning an expensive car.
“I was being nice and saying all these nice things all for nothing” pretty much sums up “nice” guys. These people need to learn that being nice is the standard, not a currency for sex. The telescope guy is so bitter and resentful that he will ruin any chance he will ever have to find someone.
Plus what being nice is. Many of these guys define "I'm a nice guy" as "I didn't SA you the instant we met", and act like that means they're entitled to it as a result.
Yeah that weird 'I invested in you because I assumed it was gonna lead to dates or sex' is just bizarre to me. Particularly because so often in these stories, the people seem to have VERY casual and/or tangential relationships. As Rslash suggest, happen to sit next him in class, happen to work in the same department or live in the same building and they chat occasionally. That's all.
true, it seems like we're getting a lot of the older stuff back, i just hope we get more yugo soon if the things we haven't seen in a while are back i guess he's not a puppy anymore so it wouldn't be puppybloopers, but i miss him
I tend to tell people ‘I hope you get everything you deserve’ when I want to stay calm and composed. It sounds nice on the outside, but it’s a really satisfying barb against awful people.
0:07 I've seen posts on AreTheStraightsOk where some people will respond to seeing a lesbian couple with "You just didn't get good d***" or something like that. Denialism, basically. Also, the fact that he was thinking of taking OP from her BF, who does not exist as she is a lesbian with a GF, is bad enough
Yeah, I get "you didn't get good v*." No, dear, I've never had and don't want v*. My husband's D is entirely pleasurable. Frequently. I sympathize with those poor women.
I'm a lesbian and man that first story is so relatable It's either being called homophobic slurs or having men say things like "Me and my boys will show you what a REAL man is like" and "You've just never tried men" (even tho I have had a boyfriend back when i was discovering myself) etc etc Either that or the guys like "Oh you're a lesbian? That's so hot, can I watch?" It's so dehumanizing to be treated like some object and often scary to be threatened by a guy who wants to "fix" me, but it's all too common, even as a MINOR it was way too common Men, lesbians don't like you, they will never like you, and you can't "convert" them or "fix" them because there's nothing to fix If a girl tells you she's a lesbian and not into you, threatening her, dehumanizing her, and disrespecting her isn't gonna miraculously make her suddenly give up women and throw herself at you, it actually makes us want a restraining order and to never speak to you again under any circumstances
Then the inverse is true (not toxic at all) when you get married cause one party might be just info-dumping then they talk irl about it or it's one party going to the store & the other is sending messages containing the items needed for the house. My partner & I's chat is very one sided cause I tend to info-dump lol
I'm guilty of this myself 🥺😰 But I usually do it when they haven't messaged me back in like a couple days or weeks sort of thing I guess it's just an attachment issue or something to do with poor social skills, I'm on the autism spectrum ^^"
That last nice girl was something else. She really thinks her experience with more jock-ish men in a man dominated space extrapolates to every guy in every context. Memes are a good way to socialize but you gotta test the waters, get their memes back.
My siblings got into a fight about which was worse "Nice guy" or "Nice girl". I don't think there's a better or worse, they're all trash people that think everyone owes them a one-sided relationship that threw fits at the smallest amount of rejection.
I forget the quote from TTS, but it essentially boils into "It's like asking what brain cancer I like the least. I'm too busy frothing on the floor and dying from pain to care".
And if they can't handle even the smallest amount of rejection it really says a lot about the lack of attention and love they got as kids and it reflection in some ways how they might of been raised
Nice guys: *Proceeds to write the most vile and disgusting, degenerate stuff you could possible write* Victim: *reacts in a reasonable way* Nice guy: "Dude wtf it was just a joke calm down lol"
If a man says he’s an “alpha male” he’s just insecure. Real “alpha males gigachads” and men confident in the masculinity don’t bind themselves to such labels. They’re just men and just go on with their lives.
I'm reminded of one time my then girlfriend and I were being huggy on a park bench. A guy at the nearby intersection apparently disapproved of two lesbians lesbianing. So he bravely waited until the light changed green, bellowed "y'all need some d*ck!" At us, and squealed tires in his haste to escape. First was stunned silence, then we had a really good laugh 😂
I remember once upon a time when I kinda had a thing for a girl whom I then learned was a lesbian... My reaction? To internally go "Darn, guess that's never gonna happen then" and move on with my life. Which is, like... that's just what you do.
Well that's because you're a grown up. And these people are little children that have either been given everything their life by mummy and daddy or never been told no.
That last story Unless these guys are like 14, grown adult men do not joke around about handjobs and things like that to each other And if someone is saying it makes them uncomfortable, you don’t need another person’s response to confirm it This is straight pick me girl energy
And when did we all announce you as the ultimate spokeperson of all grown adult men? Seriously, grown adult men are not a homogenous group, and their is certainly individuals joking about handjobs and similiar things! "And if someone is saying it makes them uncomfortable, you don’t need another person’s response to confirm it" But that didn't happen... In the story, the BF never told OP that he's uncomfortable! It was the GF that told OP that it made "them" uncomfortable... speaking in both of their names, without actually regarding his opinion! Imagine your GF going to every female contact you have, and telling them they aren't allowed to write you, because it makes "you" uncomfortable... Do you still believe that they shouldn't ask you to confirm these claims?
Though I’m not a lesbian, I’m bisexual. The first story is honestly sad how common it is that some people assume that it’s all good that Bisexual people are into threesomes. One of my ex’s tried convincing me for that 🙄 I worry about people like this
@@bigjalapeno7061they think that just because bisexual are capable of being attracted to more than one gender, it means they are attracted TO EVERYONE. Nah, pan and bis are still choosy. Bi girl here can confirm.
Bro said "it's whatever" then continued to throw a tantrum. 💀 edit: someone should make a dating site for nice guys and nice girls. They both come from the pits of hell so, in theory, they'd be perfect for each other. Their spawn would be absolute nightmares to society though...
The problem is they both wouldn't want to date each other probably. Not because they wouldn't get along, but because they tend to also have absurd standards that they don't have the personality to manage.
I LOVE seeing people love each other. I think I'm Ace, not too sure yet, but I feel like I feel more happiness seeing couples happy together than being in a relationship myself.
That's crazy, I re-watched loads of these r/Niceguys vs r/Nicegirls over the weekend, thinking "it's been ages since rSlash has covered these!" and then you go and bring out another one! Hope that means we'll get some r/Murderedbywords, r/Talesfromtechsupport or r/Treelaw in the near future too 😄
@@GlitchyOnAChair Basically because of how old some trees get, they can be considered very valuable, and if neighbours have a fight and one decides to chop down the other's trees it can turn out to be VERY costly indeed (6 figures isn't unheard of). So essentially it's an epic revenge on entitled neighbours when OP takes them to court.
This just made me realise I’m boarder line nice girl and I need to address and change that. This is embarrassing 😳 thanks Rslash I needed this rude awakening
@@nomqheledanisa1366Hey, I not Nice Girl™ but I think I know what could help you. Write reflections of your thoughts and if you really struggling, go to therapist.
My husband works in retail, and his favorite thing to say is when a customer is rude. "I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you have been." Mind you he has the most compliments from customers to his corperate office, in his district. What he loves about that response is that it is honest, to the point and makes the ass hat think about how rude they were and what fate could serve back... But they can't say he was rude back. He literally just wished them a pleasant day.
As a human maintenance worker I can confirm that in order to turn a lesbian straight it doesn't take dick but you need to open the maintenance panel somewhere on their back and hit reset to factory settings
Such a simple fix, it's mind boggling. Do you know how much money you've just saved everyone by giving away this information for free? Hope your employer doesn't find out about this.
Its been a hot minute since you covered these subreddits. Glad to see you covering them again! The NiceGuys and NiceGirls are still as crazy and creepy as ever, I see.
I had a polish friend and we both always joked about the stereotype polish guy stealing and stuff. Jokes like, he said "Well, I can't help it. Whenever at I am at a door, magically a crowbar appears in my hand" or me saying stuff like "Where are my keys?" and he answers "Can't help it. They just magically appeared in my bag" and stuff like that. I wouldn't joke about those things unless someone's fine with it and jokes about it too. We have tons of idiotic things we laugh at. But I wouldn't joke about anything if someones offendet about it. Ask and clarify first. Stay crunchy.
That long series of texts from the Telescope story actually had my dying 🤣. Wow! Just wow! No one, not a soul stopped that guy from having tantrums when he was growing up. That was a hissy fit of the highest caliber. I could practically sense the kicking and crying on the floor. Grab a juice box and chill dude before you hurt yourself. 🤣🤣🤣
Science Nice Guy reminds me of someome I briefly dated. When i told him i didnt think i was ready for a relationship, he went on about how "he was gonna buy me a bunch of music mixing equipment" (at the time that was the profession i was considering) but then he said "youre lucky im such a nice guy or else id set your car engine on fire" and uhhhhhh bullet dodged
This is so insane. I listen to you every day. Earlier today I was wondering if you were going to do nice guys vs nice girl! And now you publish this! Amazing!
The nice guy who tried to "convert" the woman who's gay reminded me one time when I was working and a coworker asked if I was gay. I am gay. So she then decided to say that I haven't had the right kitty yet. Or how do you know if you're gay if you haven't had sex with anyone? I know who I'm attracted to. That crap pissed me off, and this happens to men too. It just isn't talked about as often.
It still baffles me how they keep pulling the "Hey... wanna find out why 80 % of straight women are unsatisfied by useless men?" and think its some gatcha card.
For the second story, I kept thinking to OP "Dude, shut the f*ck up already" 😄 As fo the stalker girl story, all that was missing was for OP to reply "Oh, and that 'flat-chested b*tch' as you called her, is actually my little sister..."
The last one has me thinking that the op is flirting with her friends boyfriend and trying to pass it off as joking around. Who honestly sends memes like that to a friends significant other?
I think the reason these guys flip to insults and "you're ugly" so fast, is because they're (probably subconsciously) justifying to THEMSELF why a relationship won't happen. "*I* can't possibly be the problem. I'm so sure of myself that I know every /truly/ beautiful woman is attracted to me, and won't be able to resist me if I show even a bit of interest." Her being ugly is literally the only way these guys can comprehend someone not wanting to date them.
That last one feels like someone got stuck in a group of men that never grew out of middle school. I don't know many men that goes around telling sex jokes and the few that does as an adult has mastered the art of shock value and straddling the line of when it's appropriate to pull it out. Usually the only place I hear a sex joke now is a few drinks or smokes in to lighten the mood of the room and after a laugh or a groan people move on with other conversation. If anyone was sending me sexual memes I'd probably just straight up assume that they were trying to hook up.
"How dare someone I'm interested in already be with someone! Don't people know they're not supposed to be in a relationship already just in case the great me has at least a passing interest in them?"
for the girl who wants to date batman: that might be someone trying to get organs. they want someone who has no hcance of an std, low fat (less to cut through/better organs) and few/no people who would miss him. looking like a nutjob is beneficial because the people dumb enough to try for a nutter are also dumb enough not to be prepared. also: batman has a bestie, it's superman. so that doesn't fit him. (he's also not a virgin)
Lol that "science" dude with the essay? I feel like OP could've shut him down early on by saying something like, "I don't need you to give me your telescope. I can buy my own. 👍"
First Post: What a sorry attempt to shoot ur shot. Ironic how he called OP (I assume) toxic when he comes off as toxic and creepy af Second Post: This guy wonders why he is still single right? Mans went on a rant about...someone being in a relationship? His he really that mad that OP (I assume) is in a relationship with someone else that isn’t him? I also lost count of how many times he mentioned a telescope lmao Third Post: Lmao I’m sorry but this dude lost me at "nice, charming, alpha male" 😂. This man has the absolute audacity to ask the boyfriend to break up with his girlfriend so he can try to get with her AND then decided to flip the script after she blocked him lmaooo Fourth Post: Wow, that bio is a complete lie. First we see the bio and then the first thing this guy says is "love what you did with the tits"....bruh. The irony of calling OP fake when this man is the fake one lmao (Nice Girls) First Post: This woman should probably reflect on her personality than her looks if she can’t find a meaningful relationship and this post speaks volumes of that Second Post: Damn no wonder why she is still single, her insecurities shine with that last expectation. Third Post: Ironic she called OP a red flag when she gave off red flags in the beginning of this text exchange. Where did OP gaslight her? Where did OP "cheat" on her? This woman IS crazy and is lowkey a stalker. She talking about "breaking up" when they aren’t even in a relationship, I feel bad for the next guy she dates Fifth Post: This girl is like the guy from the other post: having the absolute audacity to ask for someone to break up with their current partners for them. This woman needs to just move on, there is clearly a reason why they broke up in the first place Sixth Post: Lmao "Discount Dora" is crazy 😂. This woman is mad because OP don’t want to pay for used up coochie and dry content. Seventh Story, YTA: Clearly OP doesn’t know men because men can get uncomfortable with dirty jokes and memes. Not all guys like sexual innuendos and memes; just because the men around OP likes those doesn’t mean every man on Earth likes that. I don’t recieve memes about handjobs neither sooo idk what OP is talking about
As a bi teen...💀 I swear I hear that shit about WLW relationships from men and wonder why I'm attracted to some of them...it's so gross to hear that. Like why tho 💀...why did you have to open your mouth
I know. Personally as someone who’s also bi I’ve never found myself attracted towards lesbians. As someone who is half straight I think I am obligated to be attracted to two girls making out, but frankly it kind of disgusts me. Don’t get me wrong I don’t think lesbians are bad people, just because my aunts are lesbian with a son doesn’t mean I hate them. And by all means if you like women go out and like as many women as you can. Just that to me it’s a huge turn off and I just don’t want to see it.
there are good men out there! it just it can be hard to find them. be grateful for the assholes who revel themselves from the start so that you don't have to wait months for them to show their true colors.
Bi adult with a husband here. That does NOT get better, I'm sorry. 😭❤️ You just find your people and hold on to them, chosen family is a really important thing.
Reminds me about something relayed to me by a work friend in the early 2000s. She had many gay friends, and an older man was telling her that "lesbians need to be f*ked by men every now and then because their bodies are built for it and need it, otherwise they end up going nuts. And that Lesbians make arrangements with their gay guy friends for this "service" " And "nice guys" wonder why so many women won't date them. Well, when you have this sort of attitude from guys, or guys are taught this by their fathers, what do you really expect? Oh that's right, for the girls to do as instructed.
I’m gonna reverse the role here for the lesbian douchbag, as a gay guy, I would gladly slap a nice girl for trying to convert me into a straight guy. My point is we don’t care what you love, just don’t change what we love
As the only girl in the friend group full of all boys, we do share sexual jokes but they are extremely subtle and sometimes takes a second, or third read to understand. But I have never gotten any dms as such from my boys and honestly, I would send any such dms to my friend's partner either. That's just simply gross and wrong
Just started watching and I already see the classic "Person thinks they spotted a bi girl so they ask for a threesome" As a bi girl, I shall say this; if that's how you approach a bisexual woman, then none of them will be interested.
This first guy cannot conceive of a deal that doesn't involve him having sex. "She must be bi, right? What other option is there if she has a girlfriend? I can still profit from this, can't i?"
The first nice girl in the story is giving female Elliot rodgers vibes. Like how she talks about how her day is ruined by seeing couples is something that elliot rodgers did. Honey, do you need therapy?
Her: HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU HAPPY COUPLES SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU HAPPY COUPLES AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE. Also her: But really, I'm such a nice person! Why can't I find a man to hug and kiss me!? What's wrong with all of you!? Don't you see how nice I am!?
When men refer to themselves as "alpha males," I hear that in the context of software. The alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.
Nice guy: "I was being nice and all of that was for nothing what a waste >:"((" I swear i'll never understand nice guys' logic. Being nice isn't some big incredible achievement, it's literally basic decency. Being nice doesn't earn you sex or nudes lmao women are not god damn vending machines, for fuck's sake. These people need to learn how to human.
Oh man. Guy #2. ‘Angry disappointment’ is a real thing, especially when it comes after hyped up expectations/imaginations - but thank god I grew up when the sulking angry aftermath meant staying in my room and being short with my parents that night and wasn’t *carpet bombed* into lifelong evidence that could and would be looked at for years after I got over it and learned from the experience, because smart phones just weren’t a thing. Also: way less hurt/offence/ruining of potential friendships or social circles. It’s tough to be a teen these days.
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Just remember ladies, if you already have a boyfriend, you are a bad woman for not leaving yourselves available for guys like telescope boy.
Right... and if you casually talk to a guy at work or school a few times and don't mention your boyfriend, you're a bad woman for 'leading him on' 🤣🤣
That poor telescope boy was honestly just trying to stand up to a cruel girl like her for once. She should’ve known to not be in a relationship before that class because she could’ve found a good guy.
Like I would leave my perfect man for some rando. Even a rando who is ACTUALLY datable let alone creeps like that guy.
Yeah, because he's obviously the main character, duh
Aw crap. What am I if I have a husband? Does that make me a monster or demon of some kind? lol
As someone who is asexual i never understood why r/nicepeople think that insulting people who they rejected will make them change their mind do they really think it will work
Some people have a degrading kink I guess
Your mistake was believing that they "think" in a pattern you could understand~
It's psychologically impossible to comprehend the actions of these people unless you're one of them...
And they'll never be able to comprehend whatever argument someone else makes to them about their behaviour.
From one asexual to another, it had nothing to do with thinking that it would "work" ... it's as simple as they were hurt by the rejection , so they slash out to attempt to hurt the person back. It's less to do with anything particularly sexual, and everything to do with their inability to reasonably cope with a bruised ego and deflated sense of entitlement.
honestly, every time i hear someone make that response i just think "if i'm so ugly and unattractive that i can't pull a decent man, why were you attractive to me?" in other words they are just insulting themselves. its so insane.
NO ONE understands that.
In conclusion, Nice guys and nice girls have one thing in common:
*THEY ARE ALL DELUSIONAL.*
These absolute whackadoos need to stay off dating sites/apps. They don't know how to act.
Ain’t that the truth!
@@LunaP1 even better is they get their own dedicated dating site so the nice guys end up with the nice girls and leave the normal people alone.
Yep pretty much
But also both are in denial
“She wants to date an orphan with no family who has a good job, well dressed and in shape…….she wants to date Batman”. I cackled. That was spot on hahaha
I hope that Nicegirl is willing to settle on the Adam West Batman because most other incarnations of the Caped Crusader have either romanced Selina Kyle (Catwoman) or Talia Al Ghul. 🤣
I do think that the 190+ refers to the height though. So he has to be tall as well
Not really because she said virgin and batman is billionaire playboy bruce wayne emphasize on PLAYBOY
I'm straight as an arrow, and I'd fuck Batman. XD
@@ichhalt486bruce is exactly 6’2 i think 😂😂😂
As a lesbian, i can testify the first story is extremely common.
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It’s a regular occurrence
My lesbian friends tell me some real horror stories. Guys thinking their dicks will fix them -- good lord.
gay men are better and cooler than you bozos
As a fellow lesbian I can confirm.
Guy: You're beautiful
Girl: Im not interested
Guy: You're ugly!
Amazing logic.
Or more like, the fact that you're unavailable or uninterested makes you ugly.
Someone once told me "it's not the penis, it's the baggage attached to it." And that sounded fair
Yea I guess that makes sense
LOL I hate the image that puts in my brain. Thanx a lot 😝🤣
I just imagined a dick with luggage for balls, thanks
Why can’t be both?
@@DanaTheInsane it can be both, probably
As a straight person I will never understand these types of men who find out the woman is lesbian, then take it personal. She's not attracted to men and you won't be the one to convert her, especially with that attitude! 😂
It's pretty stupid how some people don't understand that people can't choose their sexuality and that someone's sexuality can't change
Agreed. I’ve accidentally asked out two lesbians (I like tomboys) and both times my response to them saying they were lesbians was “ah, sorry about that. Have a nice day.”
@@bigjalapeno7061ong
@@bigjalapeno7061 some people think that they can because it works for themselves. Turns out that a lot of homophobes are bisexual and just ignore that part of them.
@@vidal9747 Yea I've heard that before. It's sad but not too surprising
I cringed so hard my face collapsed on the first story. Crazy how fast he turned on her, huh.
The second one is even worse.
@@LunaP1 yeah it’s impossible to get through these without cringing
The second one made me want to stop listening.
Nice Guy: *insults lesbian*
Lesbian: *blocks them*
Nice Guy: *shocked pikachu face*
Why are these guys almost always like this?
Because they have never left the sandpit where tugging on a girl's hair or tripping her means they like you.
Made me laugh because of the shocked pikachu face.
As a guy who used to be a "niceguy tm", I can say this behavior stems from lack of self awareness, and thinking the bare minimum is the penultimate. (Due to over exposing themselves to media about the badguy stereotype)
Because Mommy and Daddy raised them to believe homosexuality is a sin and deserves shame because “they are an affront to almighty God who says ‘Love thy neighbor as thyself,’ but really means love them only if they believe and are good enough.”
I had teachers encouraging similar attitudes towards me, as my sexuality was mistaken for a fear of relationships (I'm asexual)
During the second NG story, the moment he complained that she had mentioned her boyfriend out of nowhere I was like "oh she definitely did that because he's a creep" and I was RIGHT. I do the exact same thing, lol
Lol yeah this is the exact reason "so many girls bring it up" because dudes like this get butthurt and crazy instead of being a normal person and moving on. Lol "friendship is a waste because they're already dating someone" smh
I bet that "telescope" wasn't even a "telescope", but something else...
I think it's a respectful way to indicate a boundary, and I think people should appreciate knowing. If I have romantic interest one of the first things I try to find out is if they're taken or not interested. Basic respect for others is not that high of a bar, yet these Nice Guys/Girls makes it look like polevaulting with how much they don't clear the basic bar.
Yeah, and why wouldn't anyone be clear on their status if they get the impression the other person is interested? Don't most people do this just to be upfront and try to avoid awkward situations? So odd.
Lol damn
IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF WHY DID THE TELESCOPE GUY KEEP MENTIONING THE TELESCOPE 😭😭
He has a seven inch Schmidt-Cassegrain, of course. (ETA: that's actually not of extremely impressive size, although it's certainly fine, and it's not the size, it's what you observe with it).
Idk lol I guess it's his most prized possession
and the fucking telescope emojis too XD
He's the telescope guy. That's kinda his job.
He's probably one of those manosphere losers who believes that rot about women being attracted by resources, which would explain why he tried to sell her on owning an expensive car.
“I was being nice and saying all these nice things all for nothing” pretty much sums up “nice” guys.
These people need to learn that being nice is the standard, not a currency for sex. The telescope guy is so bitter and resentful that he will ruin any chance he will ever have to find someone.
Plus what being nice is. Many of these guys define "I'm a nice guy" as "I didn't SA you the instant we met", and act like that means they're entitled to it as a result.
Yeah that weird 'I invested in you because I assumed it was gonna lead to dates or sex' is just bizarre to me. Particularly because so often in these stories, the people seem to have VERY casual and/or tangential relationships. As Rslash suggest, happen to sit next him in class, happen to work in the same department or live in the same building and they chat occasionally. That's all.
People should really just be nice for the sake of being nice
@@bigjalapeno7061 Exactly its the basic standard until someone is rude to you.
Been a good bit since we've heard from this subreddit. Glad to see its still as nerve racking as ever.
true, it seems like we're getting a lot of the older stuff back, i just hope we get more yugo soon if the things we haven't seen in a while are back
i guess he's not a puppy anymore so it wouldn't be puppybloopers, but i miss him
Nerve-racking is an understatement ... 😢
Thanks rSlash ... lol ...
I just want woman to know that most men are not like the creaper men on this reddit thread ... it makes me ashamed ...
Yeah, when I saw this, I was like, "Hell Yeah!"
They really make my skin crawl.
"Have the day that you deserve" is my new go-to-line
Thank you I deserve a mediocre Day and don't wan't it any other way.
I tend to tell people ‘I hope you get everything you deserve’ when I want to stay calm and composed. It sounds nice on the outside, but it’s a really satisfying barb against awful people.
As a guy with 40+ years experience, I can say my friends and I have never sent hand job jokes to one another.
Over 50+ years. Same. Because it's gay.
I've sent like one, but it was to a gay friend so he can share it to his boyfriend xD xD xD
I have! That shits funny
0:07 I've seen posts on AreTheStraightsOk where some people will respond to seeing a lesbian couple with "You just didn't get good d***" or something like that. Denialism, basically.
Also, the fact that he was thinking of taking OP from her BF, who does not exist as she is a lesbian with a GF, is bad enough
Yeah, I get "you didn't get good v*." No, dear, I've never had and don't want v*. My husband's D is entirely pleasurable. Frequently. I sympathize with those poor women.
Oh, I've never read that subreddit. I'll have to check it out. LOL
Lesbians only exist because bad dick experience /sarcasm
I'm a lesbian and man that first story is so relatable
It's either being called homophobic slurs or having men say things like "Me and my boys will show you what a REAL man is like" and "You've just never tried men" (even tho I have had a boyfriend back when i was discovering myself) etc etc
Either that or the guys like "Oh you're a lesbian? That's so hot, can I watch?"
It's so dehumanizing to be treated like some object and often scary to be threatened by a guy who wants to "fix" me, but it's all too common, even as a MINOR it was way too common
Men, lesbians don't like you, they will never like you, and you can't "convert" them or "fix" them because there's nothing to fix
If a girl tells you she's a lesbian and not into you, threatening her, dehumanizing her, and disrespecting her isn't gonna miraculously make her suddenly give up women and throw herself at you, it actually makes us want a restraining order and to never speak to you again under any circumstances
I know its a little late but would you date batman?
Poor thing.
As a straight man with friends of every sexuality, I can confirm that actually everyone wants to date batman
It's kinda like a Ryan Reynolds affect
Same thing with liking Shrek or Speedwagon.
aroace here! i, too, kinda wanna date batman.
@@abiean222 batman fr would be like "I know"
As a Hetero man I would date Ryan Reynolds conformed
As a lesbian I would also date Ryan Reynolds, Shrek, and Speedwagon.
Note: The more messages you send without the other person messaging back the more likely you are to be the toxic one.
Me looking at the thousands of memes I sent to my friend while she's busy at work 👀👀👀
@@nyx0103 That's why I said it's more likely. I'm sure there are exceptions.
Then the inverse is true (not toxic at all) when you get married cause one party might be just info-dumping then they talk irl about it or it's one party going to the store & the other is sending messages containing the items needed for the house. My partner & I's chat is very one sided cause I tend to info-dump lol
Hmm. Alright
I'm guilty of this myself 🥺😰
But I usually do it when they haven't messaged me back in like a couple days or weeks sort of thing
I guess it's just an attachment issue or something to do with poor social skills, I'm on the autism spectrum ^^"
That last nice girl was something else. She really thinks her experience with more jock-ish men in a man dominated space extrapolates to every guy in every context. Memes are a good way to socialize but you gotta test the waters, get their memes back.
She definitely a "pick me girl" reminds me of that Family Guy cut away about the office girl who goes to the strip club with the boys lol
I don't think even most jockish men would be into those kinds of memes. Like whose interested in memes about handjobs?
My siblings got into a fight about which was worse "Nice guy" or "Nice girl". I don't think there's a better or worse, they're all trash people that think everyone owes them a one-sided relationship that threw fits at the smallest amount of rejection.
No kidding.
Insanity is insanity.
The container it comes in doesn't matter.
Yea you're probably right. I guess it really depends on the person
I forget the quote from TTS, but it essentially boils into "It's like asking what brain cancer I like the least. I'm too busy frothing on the floor and dying from pain to care".
I mean trash is trash regardless of gender both can be as equally toxic in their own ways nobody owes anyone anything
And if they can't handle even the smallest amount of rejection it really says a lot about the lack of attention and love they got as kids and it reflection in some ways how they might of been raised
Nice guys: *Proceeds to write the most vile and disgusting, degenerate stuff you could possible write*
Victim: *reacts in a reasonable way*
Nice guy: "Dude wtf it was just a joke calm down lol"
Sch-Sch-Schrodinger’s Douchebag ™️
No alpha male would have to say they are an alpha male. Just like a nice person doesn’t have to tell you they are nice.
It's always hilarious when a guy asserting he's an alpha male fails to assert dominance over another man.
If a man says he’s an “alpha male” he’s just insecure. Real “alpha males gigachads” and men confident in the masculinity don’t bind themselves to such labels. They’re just men and just go on with their lives.
the "show, don't tell" rule works in real life just as much as it does in storytelling.
My dad always says “The smartest guy in the room and/or the toughest guy in the room never have to announce it.”
Interesting tidbit: the scientist to coined the term “alpha male” took it back once he realized how misconstrued it was becoming.
I can see why, sadly
I'm reminded of one time my then girlfriend and I were being huggy on a park bench. A guy at the nearby intersection apparently disapproved of two lesbians lesbianing. So he bravely waited until the light changed green, bellowed "y'all need some d*ck!" At us, and squealed tires in his haste to escape. First was stunned silence, then we had a really good laugh 😂
I would have been like, "You, too! Call us when you find some!"
I remember once upon a time when I kinda had a thing for a girl whom I then learned was a lesbian...
My reaction? To internally go "Darn, guess that's never gonna happen then" and move on with my life. Which is, like... that's just what you do.
Well that's because you're a grown up. And these people are little children that have either been given everything their life by mummy and daddy or never been told no.
I wish more men where like that cuz some guys can make a gay girl or bi girl feel dehumanizing for how they speak about the subject matter
The second guy gave off really small telescope energy 🗿
That last story
Unless these guys are like 14, grown adult men do not joke around about handjobs and things like that to each other
And if someone is saying it makes them uncomfortable, you don’t need another person’s response to confirm it
This is straight pick me girl energy
And when did we all announce you as the ultimate spokeperson of all grown adult men?
Seriously, grown adult men are not a homogenous group, and their is certainly individuals joking about handjobs and similiar things!
"And if someone is saying it makes them uncomfortable, you don’t need another person’s response to confirm it"
But that didn't happen... In the story, the BF never told OP that he's uncomfortable!
It was the GF that told OP that it made "them" uncomfortable... speaking in both of their names, without actually regarding his opinion!
Imagine your GF going to every female contact you have, and telling them they aren't allowed to write you, because it makes "you" uncomfortable...
Do you still believe that they shouldn't ask you to confirm these claims?
@@Robin93k are you the girl in the last story? Lol
@anigerianninja4577 yeah if my wife’s best friend was sending me sexually explicit memes as a joke it would still make me feel uncomfortable
then you're just weak. I LOVE making sexually explicit jokes and remarks, and I know that there are others who enjoy it too.@@zaneps151
Though I’m not a lesbian, I’m bisexual. The first story is honestly sad how common it is that some people assume that it’s all good that Bisexual people are into threesomes. One of my ex’s tried convincing me for that 🙄 I worry about people like this
Well that's weird lol
@@bigjalapeno7061they think that just because bisexual are capable of being attracted to more than one gender, it means they are attracted TO EVERYONE.
Nah, pan and bis are still choosy. Bi girl here can confirm.
Bro said "it's whatever" then continued to throw a tantrum. 💀
edit: someone should make a dating site for nice guys and nice girls. They both come from the pits of hell so, in theory, they'd be perfect for each other. Their spawn would be absolute nightmares to society though...
In setting up a site like that, just make sure both are neutered/spayed.
Pit of Hell would be the perfect name for that dating site… but the marketing would be a pain in the arse
@@starbird3939 best I can think of is change hell to hello but spell it as "Pit of Hellø".
Back up plan would be "Hellø Pit".
The problem is they both wouldn't want to date each other probably. Not because they wouldn't get along, but because they tend to also have absurd standards that they don't have the personality to manage.
I LOVE seeing people love each other.
I think I'm Ace, not too sure yet, but I feel like I feel more happiness seeing couples happy together than being in a relationship myself.
‘I’m pretty straight but I’ll date Batman too’ so true
Fair enough
As a former nice guy, i would like to formally apologize to everyone ever effected by a nice guy
As someone who stopped online dating because of nice guys, I accept your apology.
@dresdenclineinkpot7443 thanks a lot. Hope your dating experience as a whole wasn't affected too heavily by that
That's crazy, I re-watched loads of these r/Niceguys vs r/Nicegirls over the weekend, thinking "it's been ages since rSlash has covered these!" and then you go and bring out another one!
Hope that means we'll get some r/Murderedbywords, r/Talesfromtechsupport or r/Treelaw in the near future too 😄
whats r/treelaw?
surprisingly some trees you cut down are worth A LOT of money and some people's sole job is protecting them.
@@GlitchyOnAChair Basically because of how old some trees get, they can be considered very valuable, and if neighbours have a fight and one decides to chop down the other's trees it can turn out to be VERY costly indeed (6 figures isn't unheard of). So essentially it's an epic revenge on entitled neighbours when OP takes them to court.
@@ManlyStump Oooh cool thank you
This just made me realise I’m boarder line nice girl and I need to address and change that. This is embarrassing 😳 thanks Rslash I needed this rude awakening
As an ex-nice guy I also had that rude awakening, but acknowledging a problem is the first step in solving it.
@@tedhumphreys1473 thank you if you have any tips on how to solve this problem I would greatly appreciate it.
@@nomqheledanisa1366Hey, I not Nice Girl™ but I think I know what could help you.
Write reflections of your thoughts and if you really struggling, go to therapist.
My husband works in retail, and his favorite thing to say is when a customer is rude. "I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you have been." Mind you he has the most compliments from customers to his corperate office, in his district. What he loves about that response is that it is honest, to the point and makes the ass hat think about how rude they were and what fate could serve back... But they can't say he was rude back. He literally just wished them a pleasant day.
As a human maintenance worker I can confirm that in order to turn a lesbian straight it doesn't take dick but you need to open the maintenance panel somewhere on their back and hit reset to factory settings
Such a simple fix, it's mind boggling. Do you know how much money you've just saved everyone by giving away this information for free? Hope your employer doesn't find out about this.
LGBTQ better watch out, the maintenance workers are coming to save the day
@@rithvikmuthyalapati9754They can pry my crossed wires from my cold dead hands lol
@@rithvikmuthyalapati9754 my wires will be crossed until the day i die, dammit, i’ll fight them off
@@thegrimharvest don't worry if need be I can turn him off
12:08 Geez, all OP asked was to not text him so dang much. I don't even know what's wrong with this person. Insecurity? Self-gaslighting?
After 8 dates 😭😭
Its been a hot minute since you covered these subreddits. Glad to see you covering them again! The NiceGuys and NiceGirls are still as crazy and creepy as ever, I see.
I had a polish friend and we both always joked about the stereotype polish guy stealing and stuff. Jokes like, he said "Well, I can't help it. Whenever at I am at a door, magically a crowbar appears in my hand" or me saying stuff like "Where are my keys?" and he answers "Can't help it. They just magically appeared in my bag" and stuff like that. I wouldn't joke about those things unless someone's fine with it and jokes about it too. We have tons of idiotic things we laugh at.
But I wouldn't joke about anything if someones offendet about it. Ask and clarify first.
Stay crunchy.
RSlash saying "uwu" took multiple years off of my life
It added a decade to mine!
@@cuteandspookycritters8691
Equivalent Exchange…sort of.
That long series of texts from the Telescope story actually had my dying 🤣. Wow! Just wow! No one, not a soul stopped that guy from having tantrums when he was growing up. That was a hissy fit of the highest caliber. I could practically sense the kicking and crying on the floor. Grab a juice box and chill dude before you hurt yourself. 🤣🤣🤣
I missed the nice girls vs nice guys videos
it's definitely a treat!
SAME. These are my favorite.
Ditto
same!
@@Ellerwindhey what's up
Science Nice Guy reminds me of someome I briefly dated. When i told him i didnt think i was ready for a relationship, he went on about how "he was gonna buy me a bunch of music mixing equipment" (at the time that was the profession i was considering) but then he said "youre lucky im such a nice guy or else id set your car engine on fire" and uhhhhhh bullet dodged
The thing about these nice guys, they find one thing about a person and make that an entire personality trait
Yasssss!!!!!! I’ve been WAITING for more nice guys vs nice girls!!!!!
Thank youuuuu 💜💜💜
I hate how people think they can “convert” someone’s sexuality 😖
Like, amigo, they ain’t into you. Move on with your life.
YESSS I MISSED THIS SUBREDDIT!!! 😭😭❤️ THANK YOUUU
(Been kinda bored of business stories, they make my brain go numb)
Story one: I'm pretty sure that guy has it backward. He doesn't convert Lesbians -- he makes straight women turn to other women.
Well, he DOES convert women, then. He converts them INTO lesbians.
4:18
The guy sounds like he's angry that he is not the boyfriend, that he's not HIM. 😂
This is so insane. I listen to you every day. Earlier today I was wondering if you were going to do nice guys vs nice girl! And now you publish this! Amazing!
Honestly, thanks for bringing these videos back. It's been forever since I've seen one of these from you and the always make me laugh.
The nice guy who tried to "convert" the woman who's gay reminded me one time when I was working and a coworker asked if I was gay. I am gay. So she then decided to say that I haven't had the right kitty yet. Or how do you know if you're gay if you haven't had sex with anyone? I know who I'm attracted to. That crap pissed me off, and this happens to men too. It just isn't talked about as often.
bro will NOT shut up about his space telescope 💀
It still baffles me how they keep pulling the "Hey... wanna find out why 80 % of straight women are unsatisfied by useless men?" and think its some gatcha card.
For the second story, I kept thinking to OP "Dude, shut the f*ck up already" 😄
As fo the stalker girl story, all that was missing was for OP to reply "Oh, and that 'flat-chested b*tch' as you called her, is actually my little sister..."
I was waiting for that guy to tell her the girl on his Instagram was actually his sister lol
Telescope guy was really trying to convince her he owns the Hubble Telescope
The last one has me thinking that the op is flirting with her friends boyfriend and trying to pass it off as joking around. Who honestly sends memes like that to a friends significant other?
I think the reason these guys flip to insults and "you're ugly" so fast, is because they're (probably subconsciously) justifying to THEMSELF why a relationship won't happen.
"*I* can't possibly be the problem. I'm so sure of myself that I know every /truly/ beautiful woman is attracted to me, and won't be able to resist me if I show even a bit of interest."
Her being ugly is literally the only way these guys can comprehend someone not wanting to date them.
That last one feels like someone got stuck in a group of men that never grew out of middle school. I don't know many men that goes around telling sex jokes and the few that does as an adult has mastered the art of shock value and straddling the line of when it's appropriate to pull it out. Usually the only place I hear a sex joke now is a few drinks or smokes in to lighten the mood of the room and after a laugh or a groan people move on with other conversation. If anyone was sending me sexual memes I'd probably just straight up assume that they were trying to hook up.
Yep and the biggest pic me known to mankind. She shouldn't be texting her friend's boyfriends any sexual innuendos that is extremely inappropriate.
"How dare someone I'm interested in already be with someone! Don't people know they're not supposed to be in a relationship already just in case the great me has at least a passing interest in them?"
Last story she thinks all guys are 13 and have only guy friends
This is why I don’t try online dating. My extent of flirting is “do you like bread?”
I don't know. How many breads have you eaten in your lifetime?
"Whatcha on tinder for?"
Reddit karma, and boy did you deliver
Ayy thanks for bringing this back dabney!
0:45 don’t throw him a bone
for the girl who wants to date batman: that might be someone trying to get organs. they want someone who has no hcance of an std, low fat (less to cut through/better organs) and few/no people who would miss him. looking like a nutjob is beneficial because the people dumb enough to try for a nutter are also dumb enough not to be prepared. also: batman has a bestie, it's superman. so that doesn't fit him. (he's also not a virgin)
So... omg, we have so much in common, interests and things we do. Like... breathing. We both breathe! Isn't that so cool?
Lol that "science" dude with the essay? I feel like OP could've shut him down early on by saying something like, "I don't need you to give me your telescope. I can buy my own. 👍"
First Post: What a sorry attempt to shoot ur shot. Ironic how he called OP (I assume) toxic when he comes off as toxic and creepy af
Second Post: This guy wonders why he is still single right? Mans went on a rant about...someone being in a relationship? His he really that mad that OP (I assume) is in a relationship with someone else that isn’t him? I also lost count of how many times he mentioned a telescope lmao
Third Post: Lmao I’m sorry but this dude lost me at "nice, charming, alpha male" 😂. This man has the absolute audacity to ask the boyfriend to break up with his girlfriend so he can try to get with her AND then decided to flip the script after she blocked him lmaooo
Fourth Post: Wow, that bio is a complete lie. First we see the bio and then the first thing this guy says is "love what you did with the tits"....bruh. The irony of calling OP fake when this man is the fake one lmao
(Nice Girls) First Post: This woman should probably reflect on her personality than her looks if she can’t find a meaningful relationship and this post speaks volumes of that
Second Post: Damn no wonder why she is still single, her insecurities shine with that last expectation.
Third Post: Ironic she called OP a red flag when she gave off red flags in the beginning of this text exchange. Where did OP gaslight her? Where did OP "cheat" on her? This woman IS crazy and is lowkey a stalker. She talking about "breaking up" when they aren’t even in a relationship, I feel bad for the next guy she dates
Fifth Post: This girl is like the guy from the other post: having the absolute audacity to ask for someone to break up with their current partners for them. This woman needs to just move on, there is clearly a reason why they broke up in the first place
Sixth Post: Lmao "Discount Dora" is crazy 😂. This woman is mad because OP don’t want to pay for used up coochie and dry content.
Seventh Story, YTA: Clearly OP doesn’t know men because men can get uncomfortable with dirty jokes and memes. Not all guys like sexual innuendos and memes; just because the men around OP likes those doesn’t mean every man on Earth likes that. I don’t recieve memes about handjobs neither sooo idk what OP is talking about
"Respectfully, you need therapy." Best. Reply. Ever.
As a bi teen...💀 I swear I hear that shit about WLW relationships from men and wonder why I'm attracted to some of them...it's so gross to hear that. Like why tho 💀...why did you have to open your mouth
I know some people just really gross huh
I know. Personally as someone who’s also bi I’ve never found myself attracted towards lesbians. As someone who is half straight I think I am obligated to be attracted to two girls making out, but frankly it kind of disgusts me. Don’t get me wrong I don’t think lesbians are bad people, just because my aunts are lesbian with a son doesn’t mean I hate them. And by all means if you like women go out and like as many women as you can. Just that to me it’s a huge turn off and I just don’t want to see it.
there are good men out there! it just it can be hard to find them. be grateful for the assholes who revel themselves from the start so that you don't have to wait months for them to show their true colors.
Bi adult with a husband here. That does NOT get better, I'm sorry. 😭❤️ You just find your people and hold on to them, chosen family is a really important thing.
@@therealspeedwagon1451bro WHAT? 😂
Reminds me about something relayed to me by a work friend in the early 2000s. She had many gay friends, and an older man was telling her that "lesbians need to be f*ked by men every now and then because their bodies are built for it and need it, otherwise they end up going nuts. And that Lesbians make arrangements with their gay guy friends for this "service" "
And "nice guys" wonder why so many women won't date them. Well, when you have this sort of attitude from guys, or guys are taught this by their fathers, what do you really expect? Oh that's right, for the girls to do as instructed.
Pleaseeee do the r/nice girls and guys 😂 I love these so much
Yea. He hasn't done one of these in a while. It would be kinda cool if he did these more often
I'm a child, "bring you my telescope" cracked me tf up.
For a man on tinder that strictly says he “respects” all appearances he’s really full of it. 😂
As well as himself.
"I have a girlfriend"
"I see why no one wanted to date you"
It's even creepier that these niceguys and nicegirls respect potential competition more than the person they're trying to get with
yay you're doing these again!! 🎉
not only are some goofy but it also brings awareness for people like me who fell for one of these idiots' lies
I’m gonna reverse the role here for the lesbian douchbag, as a gay guy, I would gladly slap a nice girl for trying to convert me into a straight guy. My point is we don’t care what you love, just don’t change what we love
I'm a straight dude but I still hate that people try to control who people can and can't love
that second dude, mr. tiny telescope, had some major elliot roger vibes.
As the only girl in the friend group full of all boys, we do share sexual jokes but they are extremely subtle and sometimes takes a second, or third read to understand. But I have never gotten any dms as such from my boys and honestly, I would send any such dms to my friend's partner either. That's just simply gross and wrong
I am so clipping Dabney saying "UwU" and set it as my notification sound lmao
Just started watching and I already see the classic "Person thinks they spotted a bi girl so they ask for a threesome"
As a bi girl, I shall say this; if that's how you approach a bisexual woman, then none of them will be interested.
This first guy cannot conceive of a deal that doesn't involve him having sex. "She must be bi, right? What other option is there if she has a girlfriend? I can still profit from this, can't i?"
says "I don't care about you" and "I don't need you" but continues to message them. lol
"You aint no real science person and ain't no real friend at all." Omg im crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The first nice girl in the story is giving female Elliot rodgers vibes. Like how she talks about how her day is ruined by seeing couples is something that elliot rodgers did. Honey, do you need therapy?
Her:
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU HAPPY COUPLES SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU HAPPY COUPLES AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE.
Also her:
But really, I'm such a nice person! Why can't I find a man to hug and kiss me!? What's wrong with all of you!? Don't you see how nice I am!?
@@thegrimharvest I have no mouth and I must cringe.
When men refer to themselves as "alpha males," I hear that in the context of software. The alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.
If you didn’t come from tiktok raise your hand 🤚🏽
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Isn't that the flash in the pan want to be celebrity site?
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you should get an award for being the most reliable and consistant creator on the platform
SorrowTV said it best: A NiceGuy might murder, a NiceGirl with frame you for murder
Nice guy: "I was being nice and all of that was for nothing what a waste >:"(("
I swear i'll never understand nice guys' logic. Being nice isn't some big incredible achievement, it's literally basic decency. Being nice doesn't earn you sex or nudes lmao women are not god damn vending machines, for fuck's sake. These people need to learn how to human.
Nothing like feeling physically ill from a video first thing in the morning. I think once a year is enough for this subreddit.
Gotta disagree, this is one of my favorite subs. Sorry it made you ill though
I've missed this thread!! So glad you made more😄😄
I’m a whole guy and he’s even grossing me out 1:28
Frfr
Oh man. Guy #2. ‘Angry disappointment’ is a real thing, especially when it comes after hyped up expectations/imaginations - but thank god I grew up when the sulking angry aftermath meant staying in my room and being short with my parents that night and wasn’t *carpet bombed* into lifelong evidence that could and would be looked at for years after I got over it and learned from the experience, because smart phones just weren’t a thing.
Also: way less hurt/offence/ruining of potential friendships or social circles. It’s tough to be a teen these days.
I hope most guys are normal and not stupid like this
I wonder how telescope nice guy would have reacted if she said her major scientific interest wasn't astronomy but terminal ballistics.