BSD Short Drama - "Kunikida, Close call!?" (国木田、危機一髪!?) - english subtitles

Hello everyone!
Here's the fanmade english translation of one of the bonus drama tracks from BSD CDs!
I remember that there was one here (the eng translation was in the comments under a video with the track), but it was taken down a few years ago, and the translation on the wiki is incomplete. So I thought of reuploading it! Fortunately it won't be taken down too T___T
I'd like to thank Kite (benetnvsch on twt) for translating the dialogues (you did a wonderful job on that!! ^^), and Nebby (Nebsxolotl on twt) for finding the audio track with subtitles!!
Thanks for watching!!

[@l.g.s.1931]

I am screaming, Dazai really decided to fuck with him and Ranpo just joined, like pls let Kunikida rest
Also Chuya blaming Dazai for everyone's craziness is so funny like no, the only one he messed with was Akutagawa, others are crazy on their own

[@automnecorvaisier7541]

We all know why Fukuzawa said nothing

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

Yup definitely

[@BASHKORT_RUS]

Вы можете мне объяснить?

[@ranpo_edogawa]

oh ranpo set up kunikidas ass so hard for dazai's trap MY LORRRD

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

Fr

[@_yourlocalartist]

4:14 kunikida meowing timestamp

[@Laitybur]

*Fukuzawa is a cat person*

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

That he is

[@Lazh-_-]

4:22 kunikida meow
And fukuzawa loves neko

[@Noodelousart123]

Dazai just wanted to hear Kunikida nya i bet you 😂

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

He most likely did, just to embarrass him

[@pipitayun.r2763]

Kunikida's seiyuu is so damn talented that cat voice is spot on

[@_S3W_]

This is too funny!!!😂😂 They clearly have Atsushi who is basically a huger kitten but they asked Kunikida instead!!! 😂😂

[@tuna_makki]

kunikida worrying for his husband is canon 🙏🙏

[@PointlessGully]

REALLL

[@Luisa_lonea]

No it's not, why does everything have to be gay huh? crazy

[@thehashiramuichiro]

@@Luisa_loneafrr

[@thehashiramuichiro]

Husband? When did they marry? Did I miss a episode/chapter?

[@pipitayun.r2763]

@@thehashiramuichiro nahhh kunikida is married to me
...
but no srsly, it's just a joke/people just ship kunikida with other characters, something like that

[@zlaja_bulka]

I'm ready to listen to this forever! And it's not because I like Kunikida... Well, maybe

[@kmssoooosooosoon]

plz thats not second hand embarassment thats third hand

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

So true!!!!

[@Cyvix-di2fd]

Oh hell nahhh WHYS NO ONE TALKING AB HOW KUNIKIDA MUTED DAZAI BY CALLING HIM USELESS 1:52

[@user-lt6ik4kl3s]

成人男性並みのでかい猫が現れたら捕獲どころか逃げ惑うだろ…

[@pipitayun.r2763]

I hc that Fukuzawa stays silent because he's internally gushing on how cute and realistic Kunikida's meow is

[@jgiul]

thank you oh my god😭 mraooww

[@mirror3137]

will there be more short dramas? you are amazing

[@vnllmlk2137]

Thanks! The other drama tracks are already available on yt, so i dont think there's any need for me to upload them! I only posted the one that was taken down.

[@Snowflake765-n3i]

​@@vnllmlk2137 I can't find others tho. How can I find them?

[@idk_idc_b]

Thank you so much! 🫂

[@p3ach.]

4:55.

[@ZarinaRaximboyeva]

Kinikida😂

[@harrypotter-vm5nv]

this is amazing！are there any more of these（like is the discussion they had about the leaflets a vid on yt？）

[@lumimegumi]

Idk if u will respond but can u please post and translate the full cd drama?! I've been looking for it :’)

[@RinaRoseliaArmageddon]

Soukoku canon- Dazai imidiatly knew who thought of him

[@Laitybur]

Lol ikr 💀

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

Yeah definitely 😊

[@zoeaieou]

LMAO