Watching a train barrel into a building of screaming people and immediately pulling out a violin to serenade the moment is a power move of the highest regard
That fricking NPC just stood there while the train plows straight through, into his men, smashes everything and he's stood there like did I just hear something? 😂😂😂😂 GG GV
@IAmCrusty I wish I could make a jacket made of your skin, and I would wear you everyday for a year, just to feel what it must be like, to be the great Crusty ;-)
Crusty is an unethical nightmare and for this we love him so. For each time I see him upload I am filled with joy, terror, anxiety, depression and 20 other emotions I cannot describe.
It's been suggested that the loss of the legendary Flamingo Man was too much for Crusty; that it left a hole in the depth of his being that no vacation, career change, or wobbly fish could fix. Nonsense. Look at this perfectly affable, neighbourly man going out of his way to help the entire community!
I tried making a skyrim roleplay trying to tale inspiration from him and laughing Simon but it sucks. This man must put effort into his script cause man this vids never fail to make me laugh.
Time for CrustHitMan oh the pleasure I receive from all the amazing mayhem is intoxicating. Crusty you sir can play choo choo and serenade their demise with your violin 🎻 is truly a masterpiece. Keep up your dastardly duties and I will sit back and watch in awe!!!
You must be some sort of sorcerer, Crusty. You have the ability to take the mundane and make it something magical! Your special brand of deranged theatrics is enchanting. Made my weekend worth it. Also, tell Gabby that wasps are cooler than bees because they can sting more than once.
Hey, Crusty, in the part where you took the phone call on the iron, if you ever do that again you should have the phone ring the whole way through so it looks as though you genuinely think the iron is the phone, but the phone is still ringing showing it’s obviously not.
3:43 Reminded me of favorite dark humor joke. Person A: How many people does it take to make a burger? Person B: Probably just one. Person A: who care its just fun putting them through the meat grinder.
Watching a train barrel into a building of screaming people and immediately pulling out a violin to serenade the moment is a power move of the highest regard
KEV YOU APPRECIATE THE ART OF MY SINCERITY
I see Kev is a man of taste and style.
two of my favorite RUclipsrs hell yeah
@Kevduit @IAmCrusty please collab! That’ll be amazing
@@sleepyinsomniac4160 Imagine them as a actual duo
Crusty is the type of person to tie someone on train tracks telling them a story while eating a sandwich even tho there already unconscious or dead
I see romance in that
@@IAmCrustyIt’s pure romance, if Crusty’s there.
@@jimtalbott9535 indeed☕
15:00 "this is what it take to be a Griffendore"
1:04 I see Agent 47 is prone to random acts of Violins.
Watching crusty run into things or slipping on floors always cracks me up
Slipping on water XD or skidding or whatever u would say lol
If you can’t trust a bald guy with dead expression and a barcode on the back of his neck wielding automatic weapons; who can you trust?
I used to trust my uncle Tommy until he took me to his special place and made me dance weird
5:03 The feather duster attack was a thing of beauty... Thank you old Crust 😋🐙😋
Thanks for liking my comment Crusty...😞
It's just... I don't feel special ok! You liked too many comments.
I'm 42 😆
I replayed that 3 times
@@SoonGone: Crusty spreads the love a bit thinly all over the place.
That fricking NPC just stood there while the train plows straight through, into his men, smashes everything and he's stood there like did I just hear something? 😂😂😂😂 GG GV
0:04 “I’m pretending I’m a worm :D”
One day I will transcend the pretend
@IAmCrusty I wish I could make a jacket made of your skin, and I would wear you everyday for a year, just to feel what it must be like, to be the great Crusty ;-)
@@IAmCrusty🪱 crusty dis u?
@IAmCrusty merch idea?
Crusty is an unethical nightmare and for this we love him so. For each time I see him upload I am filled with joy, terror, anxiety, depression and 20 other emotions I cannot describe.
"No I can't do that, I got to pick a side in multi billion dollar corporations." 10/10
FINAAAALLYYY a new Hitman VR Video! Time to watch it 100 times as the other ones as well
*Accidentally shoots postol* * MEOW* " did I have a cat?"
Who needs ethics when you're disguised as a worm with a muffin?
I've never seen someone interact so convincingly with virtual reality whilst at the same time have such a tenuous grasp on reality.
😮
"If i don't do that then i don't have a personality" I don't know what I've done to be called out so harshly, i shall never recover from this 😢
Did that guard call the muffin a murderer? Think he might needs his eyes checked
I enjoyed how when the guard fell over his bare hand sliced the muffin in half like it was a freshly sharpened razor blade.🤣
A nearby person seeing Crusty defeat a man with a muffin: "Eh! I've seen plenty of weird shit before..."
The length that Crusty will go just for a Xbox......insane but admirable
1:05 when he start playing Violin i was dying 🤣
It's been suggested that the loss of the legendary Flamingo Man was too much for Crusty; that it left a hole in the depth of his being that no vacation, career change, or wobbly fish could fix. Nonsense. Look at this perfectly affable, neighbourly man going out of his way to help the entire community!
Hitman VR is back! This is a wondrous day!
10/10 content
I love how the crusty version of 47 is an absolutely unhinged schizo.🤣🤣🤣 Keep it up you mad lad, love it.
Opening the door he thought was locked reminds me of Austin Powers.
Such a shame that IO are making a proper VR version of Hitman for just the Quest and not making those gameplay updates for the PC version as well.
Agreed!
I would I could either version at the mo lol
As a Quest 3 owner,I’m excited..it is a shame it would get a PC version though
Crusty might be a psychopath, but at least he brings new narrative to the games. What game was he playing, clearly wasn't the one that he started.😂
10:51 I laughed so damn hard at this if I was eating a pop tart I would have almost choked on it
You just admited you are Jack sparrow and you have a debt to davi jones
Bloody Hell That’s Dark 😂 I Love It!
Refreshing chaos, and I watched the one with the traps. 😁
Mentally unstable doesn't even begin to describe it.
I'm absolutely here for it.
As always, the insanity and chaos are simply superb. Bravo, good sir. 👏👏👏
I love the pure chaos this man brings in every video, makes me laugh every time😂
00:09 there was MUFFIN he could do....
Imagine being stuck on a plane with this guy
I now have nightmares where by i see my sleeping form through the eyes of Crusty. I no longer sleep
"I don't want to be disturbed!"
Yeah, I think that boat already sailed.
lmao
“What was that?” -
Random Women [MQZe57 - 2024]
Crust: And I took that personally 3:21
1:07 i feel like crusty is the decendant of emperor nero
I tried making a skyrim roleplay trying to tale inspiration from him and laughing Simon but it sucks. This man must put effort into his script cause man this vids never fail to make me laugh.
Did you try 20 minutes of grunting?
@@IAmCrusty oh good idea. Maybe next vid 😂
There’s no need for effort if your inner self is like that every day… Ik that since I’m just like that
You are unhinged, my good man. And I love you for it!
Ah yes: Guaranteed Crusty chaos - just what the doctor said I need.
Death by featherduster...hello crusty
I can always count on crusty to make me laugh😂😂😂
"Did I have a cat? ... ..." LOLOLOLOL I can't.....LOLOLOLOL
I appreciate you found a way to unleash your inner demons. I have to live every day with em without a way to release em
"Ohh right on time" i burst out laughing when you said that lol
Imagine Diana watching this thinking 47 finally cracked.
Time for CrustHitMan oh the pleasure I receive from all the amazing mayhem is intoxicating. Crusty you sir can play choo choo and serenade their demise with your violin 🎻 is truly a masterpiece. Keep up your dastardly duties and I will sit back and watch in awe!!!
This man is a comical genius
I love your channel. It’s so funny.
I think those “mini lasagnas” are baklava but I like yours better 😂
2:16 RINg RINg *proceeds to break his leg*
This sleepless night just got better with this fresh clip impeccable timing
You must be some sort of sorcerer, Crusty. You have the ability to take the mundane and make it something magical! Your special brand of deranged theatrics is enchanting. Made my weekend worth it.
Also, tell Gabby that wasps are cooler than bees because they can sting more than once.
Thank you krusty I have been waiting for you to do another hitman vr video, I love them they have all made me laugh❤
CRUSTYYYYYYYY IM SO HAPPY YOU POSTED!!!♥️♥️♥️♥️
Its everyones favorite crazy psychopath, CRUSTY!!!!!
YES FINALLY ANOTHER HITMAN VR VIDEO. these are my favorite thank you crusty
8:05 “would u like to be fed to the sea turtles 🐢😃😊”
I was hoping he’d do the Skyrim split personally thing on everything as some sort of funny persona
I have only just stumbled onto your videos but i love your content.
A constant flow of life lessons this is. Many thanks.
Its always a great day when Crusty uploads.. 😂 love this series!!
When you see the Crusty notification, you know you can expect quality!
You sound like Captain Jack sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean😂
Hey, Crusty, in the part where you took the phone call on the iron, if you ever do that again you should have the phone ring the whole way through so it looks as though you genuinely think the iron is the phone, but the phone is still ringing showing it’s obviously not.
But the iron was the phone so you're just not making any sense
@@IAmCrusty lol
"so your the murder" he says
then process to turn his back to you
6:36 I do and I absolutely love it
5:50 absolutely killed me
rip zach you were one of the good ones I think
How can one person be so funny😂😂😂
Oh no, it’s finally happened. Crusty lost his mind
3:38 I guess he really could feel the irony of the situation
Ironing?
Quest 3 is getting a Hitman game are you gonna try it?
Yep!
“…are you ticklish?” 🔨⚾️
One of the few things crusty does that YOU CAN try at home!
3:43 Reminded me of favorite dark humor joke.
Person A: How many people does it take to make a burger?
Person B: Probably just one.
Person A: who care its just fun putting them through the meat grinder.
i feel like i just watched a 10/10 action comedy movie
King Crust never fails to make me laugh with his chaotic gameplay with jokes and everything else 😂 this is why he's the best
I hope crusty becomes world emperor. I wonder what his first decree will be
He forgot the poison so he pissed on the Apple
Picking up the clothes iron as if it's a phone got me xD
Another beautiful Crust masterpiece
Thank you, you beautiful creature you
If only I could get this game to actually load up in VR.....
i swear you can make a video just being trapped in an empty room and it would be hilarious lol
"I'll have enough people to make a pie"!! :D Crusty, you're my fav psycho! :D
This was objectively hilarious lol
“Did I have a cat?” 😂😂😂😂😂
0:47 I Burst Out Laughing here LMAO🤣🤣🤣
Crusty you gotta play Ghostbusters the videogame you get money for smashing stuff
Let's gooo! The hitman vids are the best!!
0:13 Indian people know where “Oye, ch-“ was going lol.
Alas Sire Crusty, another masterpiece you have maketh!
Hi crusty this vid is awsome btw have a good day😇
Thanks! You too!
@@IAmCrusty no problem! And I'm a big fan
There never was sanity but now there is less
The goats back to this game
😮
There should be a movie about crusty's adventures
Yes give Crusty many money
This is truly a beautiful and inspi... nevermind, I don't think I should say inspirational
too late you said it SEE EVERYONE I TOLD YOU I'M AN INSPIRATION
Deja vu but this time your hand didn't fall off at the end
Don’t stop making these pls