I Built a HEART Factory in Minecraft
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- Опубликовано: 1 дек 2023
- Lifesteal may be the deadliest server in Minecraft, but as they say, if you can't beat 'em... build a giant Heart factory so they at least can't ban you from the server... or something like that.
Hope you like it :)
Theme song by Nombra101:
• Branzy's Official Them...
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I'm terrible at social media!
Twitter: @branzytweets
Twitch: / branzylive 
Игры
So many hearts… so little time before I lose them by being murdered repeatedly… what should I do with them??
Hi
Make a series of puzzles to troll the others with the reward being some hearts
I love your vids
hello, i think you should try to survive 10000 zombies...
Do a PvP match against clownpierce with 20 hearts and have him have like 10 with three rounds. It would be an amazing video like" I battled Minecraft's most deadly assassin" or something like that
Branzy is proof that you don’t need any sweaty pvp tactics or Clownpierce’s skills to make some of the best videos on Lifesteal
Branzy*
Fax
Yeah
@@musicwithatharv lmao autocorrect did me dirty on that one. I’ve edited it :)
@@yellowdicesam :)
Branzy truly said “man I keep losing hearts might as well make them lose money”
yo kirby is spitinn facts
I like your profile pic
6:57
Branzy👴:well that's too damn bad you keep digging!
C4:is this legal?
Yes
Ofc it’s like digging sand at the beach
But ur forced too……BUT WHO CARES
Ok maybe c4 cares
like sh*t
The “what just happened?” At 8:42 is so sweet!
ik
Bah bah baaaah
Branzy is the only lifesteal RUclipsr to tackle child labor
So far
True
Probably the only one old enough to enforce child labor laws
Yeah the factory was practically the promised never land in Minecraft 😂
youre black
I would absolutely love to see a Mumbo and Branzy collab
yes
that would be cool
same!
yes
Huh I want to watch mumbo
3:03 Man discovers engineering, goes absolutely feral
Branzy writing
WAIT WHEN????
@@Dottore_is_hot at 18:34 you can see a
love as in u want to date him
😊it😊true😊..😊😊
Its crazy how everyone else on the server goes into these massive wars with crazy backstorys then branzys like: so i made a factory which automates the most valuble resource on the server using machines and *child labor*
😂
6:44 "“You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.”
“I’m tired grandpa!”
“That’s too damn bad! Keep digging!”
Had me on the floor😂
Im gonna be completely honest here, Branzy is the flashiest minecraft youtuber ever. instead of simply creating just a heart farm, he created a whole ass beautiful factory just for the sake of it, and lets be honest, thats one hella flashy way to get hearts.
A bot completely copied your comment
@@SimpliiMxdnight Are you sure he isnt the bot?
Oh, he isnt i found the bot's comment
@@fishingmann you're damn right. If you rlly thought i was a bot i was abt to lose it- ive been called a bot twice this week-
Lol is this a tengen refrence???
Imagine this in the new update though, where the ingredients could be sorted and auto-crafted with the new crafter and brought straight into the heart bank
very well a possibility with it being so close
That would be crazy
Fax
you broke the one comment rule
@Ty_pix That’s Not Him
17:40 That was the best cut I have ever seen like seriously
Hopefully none of the others find out about this factory Branzy, otherwise you’ll get stolen from agai-
Branzy: Invites princezam
Lol
I love how branzy goes from "I TOLD YOU TO DIG" to building techinical tunnel bores and tnt cannons
19:09 “And like the fountain of youth we have our first little underplayed worker!”
Ashwag joined the game
Lol
Everyone is talking about the great content, and while that's true, it is a staple of this channel. The sick montage, on the other hand, is relatively new and us just mind blowing. I had no idea where the cut was after Branzy closed and reopened the door, since the commentary felt live on one hand but persistet through a transition. Great work, Branzy, best montage I've seen in a while
I only noticed the transition because of the weathered copper.
This build is so creative!!! I love this so much!! Whenever people find a way to make something like a factory/farm look cool and unique like launching the ingredients to you or the conveyer belts or heart counter simply for the reason of it looking cool and unique is my favorite
Can I have some hearts
Boom, hearted :)
Lol
Ok ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Ok
lol
If you look closely you can see that Branzy put a
Noticed that too! Clownzy
I love how he shows the blue prints! Also Branzy works so hard to be lazy I love it. Life goals.
Also, also. I love Brandy’s new builds, they look awesome!
6:30 lol poor 4C.
child labor was not the only form of labor to be exploited.
Child labour W 🙏🙏🙏🙏
No way bro said that
I support Branzy no matter what he says
Child labor🍷🗿
And child abuse
What
Branzy fr makes lifesteal not boring to watch throughout the seasons!
Absolutely agree @piglee511
there are so many underrated minecraft youtubers like this, the amount of effort put into these videos is just unreal.
he sounds so happy when he does a clutch :)
7:35
7:32
Branzy's videos are like catchy song, they're good and you keep watching them but the moment you actually pay close attention to the lyrics..that's a whole new story
XDD
Wtf kind of lyrics would be in his videos? you make no sense
@@Zer0se_"No factory is complete without a moat of toxic waste", forced work, child labour.
@@JapocaPiruetasAlpinas reading too much into it. It's not that deep
@@Zer0se_ Agreed
7:00 that meme is from the movie "holes" if anyone wanted to know:)
If anyone cares about the transition at 7:39, the frame it happens is somewhere at 7:41. start at 7:40, use the < and > key, until you find it. it's right after the last frame with the unoxidized copper block.
Branzy is incredibly wholesome. Even in an SMP like the Lifesteal SMP with lots of traps and killing, he still manages to keep a very much positive and calm attitude in this masterpiece of a factory and video. Absolutely fantastic!
"This server has been stealing my hearts for years"
I love how amazing it is to take these quotes out of topic.
Branzy when the autocrafter comes out:
Branzy: Child labor (was) something that humans (did).
My country: we never stopped.
13:50 HOLY COW I WAS NOT EXPECTING SUCH AN INCREDIBLE TRANSITION
3:11 Don’t you need those for your thousands of hearts
6:40 THATS TOO DAMN BAD KEEP DIGGIN’
Also he would have an auto crafter instead of just shooting out the ingredients
I gotta say, that edit at the simpler to smelter is so good
“O look trash” proceeds to throw out diamonds😂
17:40 holy frik this was the cleanest cut ive ever seen i didnt even realized that the copper blocks oxidized in the first few seconds
Hey thanks for the Old English at 1:42, very nice touch!
Note: the edit was just fixing the timestamp because I somehow got it wrong the first time.
Firstly I wanna say the video and editing was awesome ❤And the attention to detail you have put in your factory.hats off to you man! Great job❤❤Loved it really❤
the fact that in the beginning of the vid he said he needed thousands of diamonds and then proceeds to throw diamonds into lava minutes later still makes me laugh, i love you branzy, your humor and entertainment you put in videos seriously makes my day!
I love how Branzy makes it seem that the outcome will be negative only for it to twist. Like how he made his teammate mine sand and the totem chests. I love it ❤
5:47 One of the smoothest transitions ive ever seen in minecraft
Edit: Got further into the video. Definitely the best transitions ive seen.
That copper transition was so smooth I couldn’t even see it in 0.25 speed, keep it up!
This is one of the best Minecraft channels I’ve seen in a while, the way everything is formatted and edited it just a beautiful formula
Anyone else noticed on ClownPierce's sign there is a
13:56
transition was cleaner than soap
7:06 best moments fr wild slavery
this is some top notch ;P video quality also amazing that you mention all the people you got ideas or "borrowed" builds from xD
the 'clutch... i did it!' was so wholesome omg 🥺
I love how branzy can make lifesteal content without any pvp or fighting, but still make such good content.
i love the movie "holes" reference. XD love ya branzy, best youtuber ever !!!
I saw the the sign on Clownpierces's Armor of Shame and it has a "
Even though his videos take a while for him to post, his videos are absolutely fire
agreed
I kinda think he used creative. He was at level 838 and then said he mined copper. After mining all those stacks his level didn’t change once?
@@nolanmcnellis8553 copper doesn’t drop EXP you know.
branzy just does not care about the stock market he will pump it to its fullest
0:34 Thank you so much for including Em
i love the modern minecraft youtuber mindset of making a huge farm for any minor inconvenience
the fact that they actually donated those copper is pretty wholesome
Most people: Use tunnel-bores to mine for diamonds
*Branzy:* Tosses said diamonds into lava
By the way, I'd love to know how you make the schematics that show the amount of materials on your build. (Just to be clear, I don't mean a mod like Litematica, but the ones that pop up on the screen when you're telling us about the builds.)
when he tossed them into lava i legit said "branzy. you need those."
Ur the first person on RUclips I’ve ever seen to know and us darks genius designs, it has hurt my soul seeing sb737 building a that thing by cubic. I love to see that, u earned a like and sub.
I love that holes reference! Good job on this masterpeice.
17:45 the copper changed that means he was BUSY
This might be coolest thing I have ever seen. It really is so wonderfully built and it shows your skills immensely. Excellent job, Branzy! That is a lot of commitment to build that.
Branzy: Needs diamonds for hearts
Also Branzy: Throws diamonds in lava
the way that ally turned around when you gave it a sword pricless!! i love your vids
Branzy's transitions are sooo smooth, i gotta admit
You aint never lied
17:37 is crazy
branzy always sounds like a radio host, even when he is talking to his friend off camera
7:02 "is this legal?" my response was "is theft legal?"
I found this channel two hours ago.
Needless to say this has been one of the happiest two hours of my life :)
Its rare to be good at building and then also be good at redstone, Im decent my self but you are outstanding Branzy being a redstone master and master builder. Id love if you made tutorials or schematics of your builds. I love the item launcher and the whole build its self. Please make a tutorial on the whole build in different videos and make a series of this build. :0 :0 :)
0:35 nice to see branzy shout outing small channels like cookiegod
6:47 “I shall not steal from Branzy, he is weak and poor and kind” 😂😂😂
3:17 - who else noticed how brandy threw away diamonds when he needs so many? 😅
Dude are you 2 years old
@@Kichuplayz ???
@@Kichuplayz he meant that he needed diamonds for the hearts to craft
6:54 was my favrout thing i force minecraff vilage do to
I love the holes reference! That is such an underrated movie and book!
Love your work man keep it up🔥🔥🔥
In all honesty the transitions in this video are smoother than Patches' forehead
Damn 💀
:0
...um.
change the groomer pfp
change ur pfp from the stinky racist groomer
Wow
I love that this guy made a heart factory and cares so much about the exterior.
Nah the Allay Chasing him with Patches Got me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
There was another name for the mineing cannon, there was a specific design made for 2 axis mining called the infinibore, and it was completely modular, it just took an almost exponentially larger time to run for the area it cleared
18:35 The number of times Clown killed branzy is a ❤ 💀💀💀
5:52 that transition was insane love it bro
6:56 that is the best sentence i have ever heard branzy say
6:37 CACKLING HAVFHARHABB😭😭😭
3:51 for some reason i found your ad very funny and watched it over like ten times lol
#10 on trending?!? Congrats branzy, definitely well deserved!
I luv how branzy spent so much time finding a design for the deep slate miner and he only used it for like 10 minutes cuz of how efficient it was
prolly one of the sickest vids ive seen from lifesteal
5:40 the llama is on the mushroom there just vibing
Ikr-
Keep it up branzy you always find a way to please us
Amazing transition bro one of the best I've seen
I watched this wall, I was sick, and it brightened my day, Branzy
I would like to see Branzy's statistics on wandering traders killed + their llamas. That would make a banger video!
Wow so many likes
11:58 so its basically "The Infinibore", but a smaller, weaker and more compact version of it
As always, video was amazing, favorite part being Patches making it past the door.
Branzy should build a bank of hearts or an insurance company that insures not money but hearts to injured SMP members if they meet special demands.
Baby villager is gonna sound like toad when he grows up lol 0:09