What's the Worst Dinosaur Movie?
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- Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
- Today, we're going to rank bad dinosaur movies to see which one is the worst.
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#paleomedia
#tierlist
#dinosaurmovie
I feel called out
The Goat Said it
RICK YOU ARE EVERYWHERE
Hey a crossover
65
Lol
Anything with a slurp-a-saur is an automatic gotta be drunk to watch. Those poor lizards…
You forgot Aztec Rex and Poseidon Rex...
They're much more terrible than Jurassic City!
Walking with Dinosaurs: the 3D crime against the legendary BBC landmark series!
in 2026. Dinosaurs are monsters in movies?
@@monstermax822 What do you mean?
I am surprised that 65 was not on the list despite it getting so much backlash when it was released lol
And Critics going to like Some Bad Dinosaur Movies like “It’s Alive 1969” & “Massacre In Dinosaur Valley” Which 2 Classic Dinosaur Movies were so Ugly Than 65.
are dinosaurs too far way in 2026?
@@monstermax822 No. I saying It’s Alive 1969 and Massacre In Dinosaur Valley 1985 Are Way Worst Dinosaur Movies. Dinosaur Model from It’s Alive 1969 looks like Creature From The Black Lagoon Than The Other Dinosaurs. And Massacre In Dinosaur Valley 1985 Not has Single Dinosaurs. F*** Those Movies.
I personally think 65 is not a dinosaur movie because those things were not dinosaurs, they were fictional monsters that made no sense, they look absolutely nothing like any dinosaur. If anyone says that they can tell what dinosaurs these creatures are supposed to be is lying out their ass.
@@jacobcox4565 Dude. Why you expected? It’s just a [__] movie. If’s you despise this movie? Then don’t watching. Don’t act like Manchild. And don’t say “Oh WhY yOu LiKe ThIs MoViE?! tHiS mOvIe Is So BaD! tHis MoViE iS tHe WoRsT mOvIe Of AlL tImE!!!” Dude. I saw this movie and. This movie wasn’t that bad. Have you not seen It’s Alive 1969? Have you not seen Massacre In Dinosaur Valley? Have you not seen Barbie 2023? Have you not seen The Marvels? Have you not seen Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantamania? Have you not seen The Little Mermaid Live Action Remake? Have you not seen Spider-Man: Far From Home? Those movies are Terrible, Horrible, Stupid, And Awful. Those movies are way worse than 65 movie.
I am SO glad Disney’s Dinosaur is NOT on the list
I wouldn't let that happen
@@GambitVampyr Good, because that film is one of my chief childhood gems
It's not on the list... 😁 ...because Disney's "Dinosaur" is actually a well done anthropomorph-
izing...
...unlike the truly unbelievably annoyingly bad feature length "Walking With Dinosaurs 3D", an insulting lump of poop waste of time, talent, and money...
"Walking With Dinosaurs 3D", is so bad... 🙄 ...I wonder if there's a class action lawsuit we can join to get paid for time wasted... 😆 ...as although most folks (probably) turned it off 1/4 of the way through...
...it was traumatically disappointing deceit that soiled the WWD name.🤣
Phew... there. Finally found a place to get it out of my system. 😊👍🏾
That was the first movie I saw in the theater when I was 4.
@@ricardoaguirre6126 I’m sure it was seen by a lot of late-90s children like myself. I don’t wanna brag or anything, but the Carnotaurus didn’t scare me.
That Tarbosaurus movie has several 'siblings'. I remember this as well as a movie about some kind of young hadrosaur trying to survive the yearly migration and the name was scar bc it got hurt and had a scar. And in the same movie was a raptor(?) named Patch that tried to attract a mate. I think there were other movies too, but it's been a long time.
Nice April Fools Video and I definitely respect your opinion on The Dino King 2012 or Speckles the Tarbosaurus because I find it very underrated, don’t hurt me.
Dino King is Dog Shit
You're so valid its okay ❤
@@GambitVampyr, thanks partner.
18:05 🎉 Fossil Fighters mentioned! 🎉
Damn, some of these hurt.
I get why stuff like Journey and Jurassic World are there (I'm not happy about it, but I'll accept it), but The good dinosaur feels so out of place to me in this list.
Dinosaurs and Xenomorphs are coming in 2026?
@@monstermax822 Sorry, what now?
We're just people online, you can still love them! Don't sweat it, the good Dinosaur just jars my sensory. You're valid to like your comfort movies, i love fallen kingdom!
Does he not know that The dinosaur king actually had a sequel
We do, we chose to forget 🙃
Land of the Lost slander 👎
Honestly, absolutely HATED how they put it below the atrocities known as Jurassic City and MEG 2, tbh
...ESPECIALLY the latter for reasons that... I don't really feel like talking about on here as it's going straight to political territory (among other terrible things that about that massive, shark-shaped, steaming pile of fecal matter)
I could only watch Dominion once. I was just too pissed off that the only thing I really liked about Fallen Kingdom was that it promised something awesome that they failed to deliver in Dominion. They did deliver it in Battle at Big Rock though. A++
I somehow watched Dominion 4 times. Mostly to poke fun at it, but still.
aka "How to torture your girlfriend with movies"
With Dino movies
It could have been Star Wars media…
I can't beweeeve I was not invited! I'm going to jump into a volcano.
I personally pick Age of Dinosaurs as the worst movie ever. I know the movie has its fans for the laughs, and that’s okay, but even as a kid, I absolutely hated it.
9:05 Diego i swear to Raptor Jesus
You two would probably love the Mega Shark series (which, btw, is soon going to cross over with the film "2010: Moby Dick") or the Sharktopus trilogy.
A worst dinosaur movies list is not complete without 65 tbh
Fossil Fighters reference hell yeah
Journey 1 and Land of the Lost are actually decent, what are you even talking about
He put the first one on there to spite me
The best Rock performance is Elliot Wilhelm in "Be Cool"
Your videos are always funny and being able to be spontaneous really added to the energy.
Now i recall a some movie about island and there were swarms of small pterosaurs looking like
dimorphodon but i cannnot remeber the title- some one knows what this movie was?
Great list and I love your chemistry!
Here's a kinda-sorta cowboys vs. dinosaurs film your girlfriend might like, DD: "Cowgirls vs. Pterodactyls".
Btw, you forgot this one.
Did you read the Carnosaur novel?
Go watch his video about carnosaur franchise
I think you forgot the absolute goat: Dinosaur Adventure aka the ,,Yeee meme movie"
I would have killed for a Reptar based Rugrats spin-off
The GOAT Theodore Rex
The only worst Dinosaur Movies on here are Carnosaur 1, 2 & 3, Raptor AKA Carnosaur 4 & Pterodactyl. The others on here look good to me. Uh maybe a little bit for The Meg 2, since the unfortunate dramatic death scene from the REX.
Truly some worst dino movies also a 66 million years in a Mess
massacre in dinosaur valley is universally included in such lists, you'll see why when you see it
Literally the only part of Land of the Lost I remember is the T-rex throwing the walnut
Your GF plays Fossil Fighters!?!?!? *HELL YEAH BASED AF!!!!*
YUH YUH
Second hand embarrassment humor is the perfect description of Will Farrel movies. Thats why i hate most of them
Tammy and the T-Rex, nuff said.
I DEFINITELY remember watching the premiere of Pterodactyl on the Sci-fi channel. (Being from Texas, it is very possible I had the same cable package as Diego's gf hahaha)
Im a month late but no dip? Omg?
You’re amazing by the way worst dinosaur movie to me is Zilla 1998 😂
Zilla is a mutated iguana, so it is technically not a dinosaur movie.
@@NickLavic I know it was a joke because everyone basically called it Jurassic park
What's Land of the Lost doing here? That movie is a certified 2009 classic.
Will Ferrell and especially Danny McBride make up for any of the "cringe" jokes from my perspective, so right there with you. The only hard disagreement for me on this list, at the least in the "So bad it's good" tier. I'd definitely rewatch it 5 times before I watched Fallen Kingdom again or The Meg again.
I thought i explained pretty well why we put it on but hey if y'all like it power to y'all!
@@GambitVampyr We all know the best dinosaur movie is Dinosaur Adventure which is why it wasn't on the list
@@icouldntaffordanamesoigoty4619 on god
GIGA NOT JIGA!
Sadly, I don't know any dinosaur related movies to suggest. However, there is a bad cenozoic related one: Sabretooth [2002].
I don't know that dinosaurs and aliens will more cool and are coming in 2026?
@@monstermax822 did you reply to the wrong comment? [Not trying to be rude, just confused]
I absolutely I guess I like this
I actually like Land Of The Lost, I don't really know why but i would put it not terrible. Also in my personal opinion, i would put Jurassic world fallen kingdom in could only watch once.
"What's the Worst Dinosaur Movie?"
Well, it sure isn't Dino King 3D: An Amazing Adventure/Speckles the Tarbosaurus, Walking with Dinosaurs: 3D Movie or any of the 3 Jurassic World movies, since those are all my favorite dinosaur movies, I gotta tell ya. And I'm a huge fan of Land of the Lost (2009), since its my favorite comedy movie, so it isn't or can't be that either.
Hey, you do you man. Personally, I think all of those movies are mid af
The ones I would put at top their are jurassic park 5 and 6, land of the lost, age of dinosaurs, journey to the center of the earth
I think carnosaur 2 coulda been called carnosaurs as it’s basically aliens with dinosaurs. Totally missed opportunity
How about some decent dinosaur movies like anything from Ray Harryhausen? Most of these phones ain’t worth the money that they put into making it.
Theodore Rex.
Never saw Fallen Kingdom and never want to but I heard the Giganotosaurus was like the Joker.
Dani moment
Hello cerats
@@Silly_meow_meow_plant_69 hello Neco
Claw is mediocre but watchable. The Dinosaur Project is legit good speculative biology on a low budget. Big fan of The Good Dinosaur. Mysterious Island: Rock vs Caine just grates.
The fact that most of these movie i saw on the Syfy channel is wild to me
Have you seen the Mighty Gorga yet?
Will there be a west of Eden pt3?
All Jurassic World movies sucked.
Noooo Age of Dinosaurs is too tier 🤣
Jurney 1 is good.
I was scared of pterodactl when i was 6.
Dino diego needs to make a bad movie.
I got to see the Walking With Dinosaurs live show and that topped everything WWD. The movie does not exist in my view
Raptor is all three caurnasaur movies edited into one movie with like 10 15 minutes of original film to try to tie them together poorly
"It feels like a scam"
Diego, my brother in Raptor Christ, *everything* about the JW films is a scam.
your gf dont like the rock but she liked la Mulana?🤢WTF
¿i don't like men and women?
I said i liked him in moana because it was the only movie he was SOMEWHAT different in his acting. Gotta listen, cher!
I remember raging really hard the first time i saw Dino King, still don't know why
I’d put Dominion in the so bad it’s good tier.
I am SO glad We're Back! Dinosaur's Story is NOT on the list
It will be next year! XD
@@DinoDiego16 Why?
I would totally watch review channel dedicated to shark movies.
I can make it happen
Would anybody be surprised if The Asylum subscribed to Dino Diego just on the basis of this video alone?
Excellent question
Also hi Rick
All this tells me is i need to finish watching the meg 2
You did not just snub Velocipastor from top spot.
Smh
Triassic Attack 🦖
Can’t believe you guys slandered Journey 2 like that
That movie WAS my childhood
I had a poster for years
In my opinion it feels accurate.
I thought you said "gotta be *drugged* " to watch 😂😂
Awesome video, your girlfriend sounds kind of like a female moist critical lmao
This, this is high praise
You should have put dino king in the drunk to watch
The classic movie monster, Gorgo, was better than this b,movie monster
You forgot every Vegan Teacher video
Dino King is the worst 💀
Jurassic Park 3 is also a terrible movie.
Nope.
@@ExtremeMadnessXIt is. I like it, but it's basically a layman's impression of Jurassic Park: dinosaurs chase people on an island. That's it. It has its moments, but when both Spielberg and Chrichton wanted nothing to do with it, there's a problem.
@@ExtremeMadnessX yes
@@Bagelgeuse Steven even said the film was bad. And convinced Collin Trevorrow to have Rexy destroy a Spinosaurus skeleton in the first Jurassic World.
bikini girls vs dinosaurs
24:52 you gotta be kidding me, wasn't it enough that my ppl were in a genocide, now we need to be made cartoon caricatures by the Turks in their terrible movies, oh the pain why must we suffer, eh I guess it evens out compare this to the promise lol
Bring in your girlfriend more, she really adds to these videos and you two seem have a great relationship!
I can do that :3
7:56-11:00 Sure there were some parts I do agree feel like missed potential in some parts, but I wouldn't call it that stupid. I find some of what both of you said, insulting. Because with how you and your girlfriend talk, you're making yourself look like that kind of "bad faith" critics that have a high ego that think they're superior compared to professional filmmakers. But in reality, look entitled and pretentious and gives critics and fans a bad name. (Channel Awesome or Cinema Sins anyone?)
Like they're asking too much or wanting to pander how they wanted it to be, for something not meant to be serious. Plus, it didn't help they had to film this during when the pandemic was made. Which probably due to those limitations, had to cut some corners in order to get it complete.
My brother in christ, the whole time we are playing and giving the MOST gentle critique on this movie. I LOVED Dominion but its a mess. A hot mess. If this is pretentious then you need thicker skin, darlin.
We're not here to prove nothin, we're here to have fun.
@@GambitVampyr OK, I take it back for now, I don't deny I am incredibly thin skinned, but still wish you didn't have so passive aggressive on something that's just meant to be escapist entertainment. Not something that's groundbreaking or serious since most movies these days don't have much of a longevity, sacredness, or high value anymore. But then again, it's because we didn't grow up with these films and don't have much if an attachment as the ones we grow up with. That and we can't expect to rewatch every movie we've seen, since we don't have the time or will power anymore.
@TylerRakstis idk if you really, genuinely thought either of us were passive aggressive about this in the video or i was in my reply but i assure you we weren't in either. Genuinely. I had a good time just shooting the bs about it. We yack on it sure but like i said bud, we're here for a good time. I say this as a monsterverse fan and someone who loved Fallen Kingdom. Don't take it to heart. I said it before in another comment section, but you're so valid to like your comfort media.
If you wanna even it out a little, i loved x-men origins: wolverine and that movie was a hot mess too. Its one of my FAVORITE escapist movies. Yeah? Its all good ♡
@@GambitVampyr Not in the comment you typed out, but the video I meant.
Spoiler warning: the worst movie is a dinosaur movie
How could you just tell everybody that? Are you happy with yourself?
@@thathorrorguy1974 that was point of comment
@@thathorrorguy1974 i am very much happy
@@Silly_meow_meow_plant_69 well if you're happy, I guess I can't fault you for that
I'm so confused.
Haw on erthe did dinosaurs adventure not mad it hear
The Rock is funny! How dare you!
HYPE
Damn I'm early.
Hey Diego #cancelspinofaaurus
You are dead