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Ever noticed how construction workers can turn chaos into a masterpiece? My chaos just stays... chaos." 😵💫🛠
Pro tip: ‘Controlled chaos’ is just a fancy way of saying ‘We hope it works!
I bet they secretly enjoy watching us struggle with IKEA furniture. Legends of precision vs. mortals of confusion." 😅📦
We’re not laughing at you. We’re laughing with the Allen wrench stuck in your hand
Why do construction skills feel like magic tricks? Poof! A house appears out of nothing!" 🏠✨
You’re not wrong, except the magic words are usually… not for polite company
How do they mix cement so perfectly? Meanwhile, my pancake batter is either chunky or watery!" 🥞👷
Don’t worry, our first batch of cement was basically a smoothie too.
Is it just me, or do construction workers have the power to make a hard hat look like a crown of genius?" 👑🔨
Well, every hard hat hides a secret-5 cups of coffee and 2 naps we’ll never admit to!
Can someone explain why concrete takes days to cure, but my patience is gone in 5 minutes?" 😤🕒
Patience is like concrete. If you wait long enough, you’ll be rock solid… or just cracked
How do they always measure once and cut perfectly? My scissors betray me even with a straight line!" ✂📏
Who told you that? We measure three times and still pray to the ruler gods!
If construction workers had a dollar for every time someone asked, 'Is it done yet?' they'd be richer than the building owners!" 💰🏗
We’d still use those dollars to bribe the weather to cooperate!
Ever noticed how construction workers can turn chaos into a masterpiece? My chaos just stays... chaos." 😵💫🛠
Pro tip: ‘Controlled chaos’ is just a fancy way of saying ‘We hope it works!
I bet they secretly enjoy watching us struggle with IKEA furniture. Legends of precision vs. mortals of confusion." 😅📦
We’re not laughing at you. We’re laughing with the Allen wrench stuck in your hand
Why do construction skills feel like magic tricks? Poof! A house appears out of nothing!" 🏠✨
You’re not wrong, except the magic words are usually… not for polite company
How do they mix cement so perfectly? Meanwhile, my pancake batter is either chunky or watery!" 🥞👷
Don’t worry, our first batch of cement was basically a smoothie too.
Is it just me, or do construction workers have the power to make a hard hat look like a crown of genius?" 👑🔨
Well, every hard hat hides a secret-5 cups of coffee and 2 naps we’ll never admit to!
Can someone explain why concrete takes days to cure, but my patience is gone in 5 minutes?" 😤🕒
Patience is like concrete. If you wait long enough, you’ll be rock solid… or just cracked
How do they always measure once and cut perfectly? My scissors betray me even with a straight line!" ✂📏
Who told you that? We measure three times and still pray to the ruler gods!
If construction workers had a dollar for every time someone asked, 'Is it done yet?' they'd be richer than the building owners!" 💰🏗
We’d still use those dollars to bribe the weather to cooperate!