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  • @lillyvaughn5398
    @lillyvaughn5398 2 года назад +2099

    I can’t remember why but I told my son he needed Jesus, his response was “he has a restraining order against me” 🤣

  • @bryellebernard2653
    @bryellebernard2653 2 года назад +389

    I actually had a bf who's friend said I was cheating on him, the thing is, this friend was just mad because I wouldn't sleep with him so he decided to lie lmao.

    • @aphiwegumede1335
      @aphiwegumede1335 2 года назад +20

      oh my goodness 😂 so petty!
      This reminds me of my high school ex’s friend, who too *LIED* about seeing me with another guy to my BF at the time. When it was actually my female friend and we just took a walk to the mall after school together to buy a few things lol. My BF and I were so confused as to like why?? Why did he lie 😂🤣 - so pett! 🤌

    • @alessandrajackson3768
      @alessandrajackson3768 2 года назад +31

      I had the exact same thing. Ironically my bf they asked when it happened, his friend told him the night before (when my bf and I were in a hotel together)

    • @lilalaune4202
      @lilalaune4202 2 года назад +5

      Same. My bf then shunned me and his actual affair took my place, she became basically part of the family. Wish I could have seen her face when she found out

    • @juliewhite8274
      @juliewhite8274 2 года назад +6

      Same thing happened to me; turned out my bf’s ex slept with his best friend in exchange for him telling my bf that to break us up. His best friend did want to sleep with me but I DID NOT WITH HIM. We were all just kids at the time. I was a virgin so truly sad because it did break us up.

    • @smji5269
      @smji5269 2 года назад +2

      I had something similar but it was a mutual friend, she told me her friend saw my bf cheating. Then she told him that he's better off without me and started trying to be besties with him and told everyone he has a huge crush on her. He doesn't, we all agree she's attractive physically but too rude and entitled for anyone to have a crush on her after knowing her for as long we knew her.

  • @joshuagarrelts731
    @joshuagarrelts731 2 года назад +959

    Hey just wanted to let you know I'm naming my Daughter Charlotte she's due November 2nd 😁 I've always loved the name Charlotte it's a character in a book of mine that I read years ago and I think it's just a beautiful name and you being named Charlotte just adds to the awesomeness of the name 😁

    • @davidguidry657
      @davidguidry657 2 года назад +87

      Congratulations on your little bundle of joy!!!! (Forgot to include that the first time.😳😔)
      Does your wife know you’re naming your daughter after your internet crush? 😉

    • @aphiwegumede1335
      @aphiwegumede1335 2 года назад +51

      @@davidguidry657 😅🤣 “he needs jesus”

    • @mamabajahanna
      @mamabajahanna 2 года назад +11

      nice 👍🏻

    • @Kneecolelee
      @Kneecolelee 2 года назад +16

      Congratulations!

    • @CharlotteDobre
      @CharlotteDobre  2 года назад +295

      Omg thank you Joshua what an honor! And congratulations! ❤️

  • @kimberlylott1459
    @kimberlylott1459 2 года назад +209

    When I was a teenager my BF was going to a different school. He literally found a girl so like me she even had my initials and voice. We didn’t know about each other until I found out. After meeting her we became best friends and are still in touch 40 years later 🤣 we have no idea what happened to him past the year we met. We did mess with him at first because he didn’t know we knew about each other so we would both be on the phone to him both talking at different times and he didn’t even figure it out. 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @colorcutie97
      @colorcutie97 2 года назад +13

      That is extreme and awesome. Especially you guys being friends still and the best part, talking to him and him not knowing. What a weirdo, he deserved to get tricked and dumped and all the other things.

    • @tatianabuchanan3627
      @tatianabuchanan3627 2 года назад +2

      Love this! 💜🤣

    • @railroad5024
      @railroad5024 2 года назад +5

      I really really REALLY wish Vine, IG or Tiktok was around when this happened 😂😂😂

  • @candicemonique5927
    @candicemonique5927 2 года назад +245

    I was almost a Sugar Baby. When I was 25, I dated a man that was 50. I met him at the gym, he was fine and young looking. I figured he was older, but I didn’t realize he was that much older. We had fun and I really liked him. He was rich and spoiled me, but he got mad when I bought him things and he realized I was richer than him. 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @carinjansenvanvuuren8988
      @carinjansenvanvuuren8988 2 года назад +60

      LOL! His poor ego

    • @OrontesRM
      @OrontesRM 2 года назад +53

      lol you stabbed his narcissism in the back

    • @ghostface8671
      @ghostface8671 2 года назад +67

      I mean.. clearly he was on a weird power trip to buy younger women stuff lol but honestly, I dont see a problem with being mutually rich enough to buy things for eachother. That sounds rather nice 😂

    • @znab7610
      @znab7610 2 года назад +3

      I LOVE THIS

    • @metametameta69
      @metametameta69 2 года назад +9

      so you're saying you need a sugar baby? :)

  • @HollieAndApollo
    @HollieAndApollo 2 года назад +162

    I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to bust guys out in the past for claiming to have slept with me to “look cool” in front of their buddies while I was bartending.. it’s incredibly frustrating having people claim they’ve slept with you when they haven’t… I’ve never even had a one night stand (no offense to those who have..) And I’ve only been with not even a handful of people in the past 20+ years lol because I was with my ex for 7 years and my now husband for over 15.. so… yea.. lol

    • @michellevi7315
      @michellevi7315 2 года назад +23

      LITERAL SAME. and somehow I ended up being a "sl*t" even though I can still literally count on two hands at almost 40 yrs old. Love that sl*t stuff for women... super lame...

    • @michellevi7315
      @michellevi7315 2 года назад +5

      And same, no judgement whatsoever just so ridiculous....

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 2 года назад +1

      Good for you and that's not okay that they did that!

    • @steviemichelle7271
      @steviemichelle7271 2 года назад +4

      Same. A married, much older coworker was telling people at our (very messy) company that I was “one of his girls”. We work as medics at the same ambulance company, so literally everyone knows everyone else. I was only 18 years old at the time, and at 37, I am STILL correcting people who thought it was true. I’ve been judged and called some really nasty things over the years because of his little “brag”. It’s pretty messed up

  • @SummersPsycheDelicates
    @SummersPsycheDelicates 2 года назад +46

    The last two guys I dated told me they were feminists for years.... They acted like it until I found out they were cheating on me and then they shit on feminism because I was holding them accountable and leaving them instead of forgiving the cheating and disrespect 🤦

  • @tEclevia33
    @tEclevia33 2 года назад +48

    The “pancakes with a side of infidelity” got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sia7051
    @sia7051 2 года назад +41

    The pettiest thing I've ever done was when I finally distanced myself from a very unhealthy friendship. This guy walked away with almost £3k of my own money and was an all-around manipulative dude.
    So for the first 6 months every time I went somewhere with public wifi I signed up using his email checking the "id like to receive offers" box. I know its only something small but its annoying and that was good enough for me.

  • @violetsanddragons
    @violetsanddragons 2 года назад +44

    One time my brother and I explained to my nana that she has to stop calling our papa(grandfather) daddy in front of us and she said "he can't be my sugar daddy because he's broke." And we were like "NANA"

    • @smokeytaboo
      @smokeytaboo Год назад

      Bahaha. Omg recently, my bf’s mom was visiting and she was sitting in the back seat whilst my bf was driving and she innocently called him daddy, like pretending she was a child in the back and he immediately was like “don’t call me that”. We both looked at each other and laughed. I still don’t think she gets it 😂😂

  • @alainanorzagaray5266
    @alainanorzagaray5266 2 года назад +63

    I know we aren't supposed to focus on the superficial, but Charlotte, you look stunning today. Like the ponytail and everything is just *chef's kiss*

  • @katiegail9761
    @katiegail9761 Год назад +40

    I use a Jenna Marbles quote often “ya nasty and ya need Jesus” the full quote is “ya nasty and need Jesus I’m saving myself for marriage” 😂 it’s my favorite thing

    • @skybug1706
      @skybug1706 Год назад +1

      and then Julien immediately laughs right at her 😏😂 incidentally they're married now haha! 🎉

    • @katiegail9761
      @katiegail9761 Год назад

      @@skybug1706 so glad you pointed this out 😂 love that

  • @chloerhodes1127
    @chloerhodes1127 2 года назад +28

    I used to have a crush on my bully, He used to bully me for being weird ( i am still weird), but when he found out i liked him (and i hit puberty before all the other girls) he started being civil towards me. He flashed me once with his beautiful abs to get a rise out of me and it is my favourite memory of him. He's ugly now so it is ok.

  • @tallouse2146
    @tallouse2146 2 года назад +7

    I was married for 25 years ( prior to the internet dating and social media) fast forward to now. Dating is impossible, everyone I meet acts kind and interested but then shows they just want a hook up and dirty pictures. They get mad that I won’t send them. What the heck has happened to people. I finally have come to terms with being alone forever.

  • @jackierosas9593
    @jackierosas9593 2 года назад +244

    It’s funny, I think I just learned where the term “sugar daddy” came from.
    It’s a long story so cut to the end for the simple shit.
    Before Alma met her husband, she grew up in poverty in San Francisco. She worked at her family’s laundry/bakery/massage parlor. She quit school at 14 to work full time only to then study painting at the Mark Hopkins Art Institute, where she became the talk of the town as a nude model.
    Anyway, a rumor spread that Alma was the model for the Dewy Monument by Robert Aiken in Union Square, super big deal the thing was in honor of a Spanish- American War General and dedicated by Teddy Roosevelt, and its 9ft tall and of the goddess Nike. It was one of many entries considered . Anyhoo, one man on the committee, Mr. Adolph Spreckels, took one look at that sweet sweet Nike and said, humph, who’s that chick? This is our statue, boys!
    Now Sprecks was rich. Not a little rich, but like sugar rich. Actually SUGAR rich. He was head honcho at the Spreckels Sugar Company, see where this is going? He was 24 yrs older than Alma, and they courted for 5 yrs before he decided, hmmmm, I’m gonna put a ring on it. And they had 3 kids and lived happily ever after, spending money on museums and art and shit until Adolph died of syphilis.
    P.S. Alma is considered the Great Grandmother of San Francisco, she’s kinda a badass.
    Anyhoo, nude model/art student Alma referred to Adolph as her “sugar daddy” bc he was super wealthy from the sugar cane industry.
    The End

    • @michaelwalton3202
      @michaelwalton3202 2 года назад +12

      Cool!😁👍

    • @matematicarka
      @matematicarka 2 года назад +11

      wow that’s weirdly cool

    • @Kassandra_Karma
      @Kassandra_Karma 2 года назад +9

      Thanks for the info!!! What a cool story!!!

    • @bluerose11
      @bluerose11 2 года назад +4

      Thanks for the cool story!

    • @socahha
      @socahha 2 года назад +5

      I need to learn to live up to my namesake.

  • @DanielSelk
    @DanielSelk 2 года назад +9

    It's weird how we can hate our bullies but still want them to like us.

    • @EstherHulst-Artist
      @EstherHulst-Artist 2 года назад

      I actually had a small crush on a bully of mine multiple times one actually ended up threatening with violence after actually kissing me in secret scared I would tell people

    • @omegasage777
      @omegasage777 2 года назад

      @@EstherHulst-Artist Why would you kiss your bully???

    • @EstherHulst-Artist
      @EstherHulst-Artist 2 года назад

      @@omegasage777 he didn't directly bully me until then, at least it seemed he wasn't part of the group that did.

  • @seanmaury7844
    @seanmaury7844 2 года назад +20

    An oldy but a goody: girl: will you respect me in the morning? Guy: Geez, I don't respect you now! Honesty is important😅

  • @Zaddy-Lu
    @Zaddy-Lu 2 года назад +86

    "Do you think Jesus was petty?"
    Well, he was walking and got hungry. He found a fig tree that didn't have fruit (even though it was in season) and he cursed the tree to die, and it did. Yes, Jesus was petty.

    • @CharlotteDobre
      @CharlotteDobre  2 года назад +33

      I thought he was all about forgiveness 😂😉

    • @lise7538
      @lise7538 2 года назад +25

      @@CharlotteDobre He is...unless you are a fig tree apparently

    • @Floraa152
      @Floraa152 2 года назад +3

      ❤️❤️❤️

    • @Zaddy-Lu
      @Zaddy-Lu 2 года назад +26

      @@CharlotteDobre He is all about forgiveness, not fig-giveness🤣

    • @koaluanabunnies
      @koaluanabunnies 2 года назад +12

      "fuck this one tree in particular"

  • @zenluvsfun
    @zenluvsfun 2 года назад +29

    I had a friend who asked me to lie for her to cover her cheating. Ok. Then her husband calls me and ask me if she cheating and I trot out agreed upon lie, and then friend jumps on the phone and cursed me out for lying, blamed me for enabling her cheating, and told me I need Jesus. Apparently she felt guilty and confessed and he didn’t believe her. 🤨

    • @cosmicrae
      @cosmicrae Год назад +1

      That is not your friend

  • @amethystkorn
    @amethystkorn 2 года назад +12

    Can’t lie, for the longest time I had a small crush on my grade school bully. Neat thing, years after we ran into each other in a bar as adults. When I told him who I was, he gave me a hug, apologised for being my bully & bought me a shot. We are still friends on Facebook to this day.

    • @aubreycarter7624
      @aubreycarter7624 Год назад +2

      That's honestly sweet and wholesome! Glad he apologized! That takes guts, even if it's been awhile.

    • @smokeytaboo
      @smokeytaboo Год назад +1

      This is similar to a situation of mine. I started at a small catholic school in5th grade where the graduating class is 18 and the students are with the same kids each year, so they all grew up with each other. No one liked me and I was left out of everything/bullied. I had a crush on this one kid cause I couldn’t help it. Fast forward to when I was like 22 ish? I was at a wedding and he showed up and apologised for bullying me and for everyone being mean and he now works with children. It was wholesome and unexpected.

  • @metalcatmom5891
    @metalcatmom5891 2 года назад +17

    I'm just mad because I didn't think to take on a Sugar Daddy while I was in college 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @Onyx-qd9tl
    @Onyx-qd9tl 2 года назад +13

    You are free to make whatever decisions you wish to in this life… You are not free from the repercussions. These people may need a moral compass, but what they really need exposure to are natural consequences…

  • @toyyatoy
    @toyyatoy 2 года назад +4

    I actually had a crush on a bully, he was always horrible to me but I thought he was just being playful not truthful… partly this was my dads fault for teaching me at a young age that a boy treating you badly means he likes you. And also my family having never treated me like I was worth the food they deigned to give me. Now I see how stupid it was.

    • @villanelle3011
      @villanelle3011 2 года назад +2

      My family told me the same thing! If a boy teases you it means he likes you. It may have been true in some circumstances. But certainly not all, I know that for a fact!

  • @ghjgme
    @ghjgme 2 года назад +15

    Its a common trope, especially in media, often in same sex relationships, that the bully and their victim end up together or dating at some point.

  • @angiepants9219
    @angiepants9219 2 года назад +21

    My old housemate who was completely crazy knew her fiancee who also lived there was cheating on her and would hit on me constantly but I kept telling him to fuck off because he's creepy and in a relationship.
    I took screenshots of everything and saved them for when I moved out gave them to a mural friend who was the only person she would listen to and told her to show her once I was out she did and all she did was yell and kick him out of the house for 2 days after he admitted to sleeping with his ex girlfriend a few months prior. They got married because she's desperate and he's too spineless to leave her because she's also abusive.
    He still cheats and she pretends not to know he has 4 seperate Tinder accounts and still sleeps with his ex, but she refuses to acknowledge it because it would mean she's not perfect (she isn't at all not even a little)
    They're both horrible to be honest and deserve each other she was horrible to me when I lived with them and would constantly rip me off so I don't feel bad that she saw all the screenshots after he deleted his copies to try and hide it all.

  • @reemezz2775
    @reemezz2775 2 года назад +10

    I never heard Jesus's name so many times in my life and i lived next to a church for like a year 😂😂

  • @randomrandom450
    @randomrandom450 2 года назад +140

    The thing about "cant stop from dating his more succesful friends" kind of makes sense tbh.
    I was once set up by my brother's ex with one of her friends. So I exchanged a couple of words with her online and she suggested a kind of "double date" with one of her friend and some other guy the friend would "date" with, it was not much, just hanging out at a park or something.
    I went there and had fun, but that other dude bailed pretty quickly, so I pretty much spent the evening with both of them and I just connected more with the other girl. She was the fun one and the girl I was technically on a date with was just... like the boring one. That was a Friday, I decided to see the girl "I was assigned" alone to see how it would go on the Sunday, we just hanged out, hanged around and she would pop a cigarette every 30 min, was very boring and just... I don't know, there was nothing. She was good enough looking, so it's not just me being superficial, so on the Tuesday, I told her online that it would not work, I did not make it last longer than it should and I did not ghost her.
    That being said, I tried out with the other one, the one I was actually interested with, we kind of hanged out together for a couple months, I was a young pathetic loser who didn't know how to get things going, so she was into me, I was into her, and I just wouldnt do the move (I mean we slept, like actual sleeping, together in my bed, with her in my arms and I was still not doing a move haha), so at some point she faded away and nothing happened between us. That being said, about 2 years later, I'm less of dork, had some relationships in between, the second girl invite me and my friends to some party she was doing and I happen to bounce into the first girl. And she made it appear like I played her, made her waste her time, made her think like I was interested when I wasnt, that I basically wronged her. We went out twice, both were boring, I ended it 2 days later, all that in less than a week... I'm sorry, but I wont force things just because someone matched us, I met them both the same night, I liked the other one better, I don't know why I should feel guilty about that.

    • @excelself
      @excelself 2 года назад +23

      Nah, you did the adult thing.
      You are not the AITA.

    • @mahoganysqueeze
      @mahoganysqueeze 2 года назад +12

      I don't think you did anything wrong.

    • @celerispaghetti7495
      @celerispaghetti7495 2 года назад +7

      You did the mature thing. Women are just less used to rejection and tend to take it worse than men who usually go through that a lot more

    • @FredRated1967
      @FredRated1967 2 года назад +2

      That's called hypergamy.

    • @MissShiniSato
      @MissShiniSato 2 года назад +11

      Don’t feel guilty she wasn’t putting in effort and you wasn’t feeling it.
      She needs to grow up and get over herself.

  • @EricaGamet
    @EricaGamet 2 года назад +56

    Bullies who bully queer folk are often dealing with their own internalized homophobia... so that whole "get a crush/hook up with my bully" thing happens more than you'd think, in that scenario. Allegedly.

    • @dieterkoch6563
      @dieterkoch6563 2 года назад +2

      It is a variation of Stockholm Syndrome where you fall in love with your kidnapper.

    • @egalitarian2207
      @egalitarian2207 2 года назад +2

      Oh
      I think the way you said this just made me realize more things than I expected about the way I was bullied lol

    • @EricaGamet
      @EricaGamet 2 года назад +1

      @@egalitarian2207 Uhhhhh... glad I could help? But, yeah, it's a gut-punch sometimes (not literally... well, maybe).

    • @egalitarian2207
      @egalitarian2207 2 года назад

      @@EricaGamet yeah when I read your comment I felt that feeling of when you know something, but you don’t really really internalize it even after hearing it 300 times until someone else says it the right way to hit your brain (like you did haha)

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 2 года назад

      Or maybe the gay teen who liked their bully isn't in a healthy frame of mind?

  • @davidguidry657
    @davidguidry657 2 года назад +16

    “Hey Miss Charlotte! 👋🏼”

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 2 года назад +1

      Hi bestie!! I see you changed your Pic!! Looking good!!!

    • @davidguidry657
      @davidguidry657 2 года назад

      @@erikarussell1142 hi!!!!!! I sure did! Updated with the photo taken last week at the brunch for my 50th birthday. Loads of fun and was tired of feeling anonymous on line. As I don’t have a spirit animal (like your penguins), I decided to assault the community with my mug instead. 😉

  • @kristenveit5517
    @kristenveit5517 2 года назад +12

    I just had to comment and say how beautiful our petty queen’s hair looks in this video! We are living for it!

  • @rheaobinque1101
    @rheaobinque1101 2 года назад +67

    Back in College, my gay friend had a sugar daddy who did not know he was a guy pretending to be a girl. He would go on dates with SD but the both of us would show up with me pretending to be him and my friend being my "chaperone". We split the "profit" 50-50. 😁

    • @undomiel466
      @undomiel466 2 года назад +2

      I realize now that I'm confused about what sugar babies actually do

    • @user-hj8vc2ix7p
      @user-hj8vc2ix7p 2 года назад +6

      @@undomiel466 depends, some just want the companionship

    • @rosalee477
      @rosalee477 Год назад

      Soo he pimped you out, but with extra steps

  • @davidguidry657
    @davidguidry657 2 года назад +8

    Oh I like this one! But that’s probably because I too need Jesus! 😂🤣

  • @MariposaAzul2004
    @MariposaAzul2004 2 года назад +16

    From watching “The Chosen” (which is of course a film maker’s best guess of what Jesus was like between the Bible and what we know of first century Jewish culture)…I wouldn’t say He was “petty” but He’s very good and verbally putting people in their place when they need it and doing it with a smile. 😅

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 2 года назад +1

      Yeah he was a little snarky sometimes but not in a bad way.

    • @thetardyowlvg9155
      @thetardyowlvg9155 2 года назад +2

      Definitely not petty lol but WWJD (What Would Jesus Do? for anyone unfamiliar) takes on a different perspective when you find out He flipped tables and chased money lenders out of the temple with a whip He made *right there*.
      After learning that, I realized that WWJD didn't just mean giving until it hurt. I clearly had options for situational reactions lol

    • @MariposaAzul2004
      @MariposaAzul2004 2 года назад

      @@thetardyowlvg9155 interesting fact I recently learned: the materials described in the whip-making would mean that it took Him several hours to make the whip. He didn’t just lash out; He saw what was happening and had plenty of time to “calm down” and still decide that these people that were using a place of worship for financial exploitation needed to be dealt with!
      Can you imagine being one of His followers and watching Him sit there making the whip (knowing it’s cultural purpose but not how He intended to use it??)? Like “Uh…Jesus? You…you need anything from me…?”

    • @thetardyowlvg9155
      @thetardyowlvg9155 2 года назад +2

      @@MariposaAzul2004 Exactly! I mean, literally watching God gear up for some righteous wrath... That must've been scary

  • @duchessmartinez2035
    @duchessmartinez2035 2 года назад +1

    OMG the guy looking for a replacement for his girl, that reminds me of my ex-husband trying to find me a house during our divorce! I told him he didn't get to decide where I was going to live!

  • @jessica8471
    @jessica8471 2 года назад +6

    I feel bad for Jesus he’s just trying to chill and then hears this ish just face palming 😂

  • @kiddykat
    @kiddykat 2 года назад +15

    "do you think Jesus was petty"
    Dude spent like 1-3 days making a whip out of "small cords" with which to drive sheep and oxen out of the temple before overturning tables and yeeting the money changers out
    The man was petty af

    • @fairyspunfibers9098
      @fairyspunfibers9098 2 года назад

      Um...where does it say it took him 1 to 3 DAYS to make a whip?! Hun, it takes under an hour. Plus...the Temple was His Father's House, where the Spirit of God rested upon the Ark of the Covenant, for His Peoples' sake. Ever hear of the "Holy of Holies"? Yeah. That. It was a House of Adoration. In that small space, which could be entered only 1 time a year...only by the elected High Priest. Anything beyond that was a death sentence - NOT brought about by human action. It was an actual Thing and happened more than once, how few fools. Yet, His own priests had begun to allow money changers to set up shop there...and cheat the people blind. That ain't "petty"... it's Justice. 😅

    • @fairyspunfibers9098
      @fairyspunfibers9098 2 года назад

      * to a few fools, not "how few fools"! Stupid autocorrect!

  • @alicewilloughby4318
    @alicewilloughby4318 2 года назад +6

    0:03 - I really like your hair that way, Charlotte!
    7:02 - Jesus was human, so probably even he had is petty moments. (Not many, we can hope.)
    9:04 - What kind of emotional damage does it take to have a crush on your bully?!

  • @Apo0
    @Apo0 2 года назад +6

    This applies to ALL politicians and church people, cause they ain't acting like they know Jesus.

  • @kata7628
    @kata7628 2 года назад +8

    Anyone else still sing the song to themselves at the end? I miss it! “I got something that you might liiiike, so turn up the bass and turn down the liiiights”…why is it gone? Whyyyyy

    • @cheesecakemousetrap
      @cheesecakemousetrap 2 года назад +1

      Also, not having the song lessens the “Subscribe!” Impact at the end…it’s telegraphed by the suggested videos.

  • @babymama406
    @babymama406 2 года назад +6

    I really don’t understand how being a sugar baby is different than being a prostitute. You’re trading your “goods” for tuition, rent, or whatever else. Sounds transactional to me. Just because you don’t get the money in cash doesn’t change the reality of it.

    • @Birdbike719
      @Birdbike719 2 года назад

      Better health care?

    • @omegasage777
      @omegasage777 2 года назад

      It's definitely in the same career family LOL. Though if you're a non-sexual sugar baby I guess you run less of a risk of contracting STIs?

  • @kriistyyanne
    @kriistyyanne 2 года назад +10

    Love the look today Charlotte 🥰 and your hair is so shiny

  • @jenn8179
    @jenn8179 2 года назад +6

    "do you think Jesus was petty?" 🤣 That is not something I would have ever expected to hear!

  • @marieknight9385
    @marieknight9385 2 года назад +26

    The crazy part about bullies is that they usually have a crush on the person they’re bullying but they lack any emotional ability to express that in any way other than being a bully, and they’re often mean in public but will occasionally confuse the shit of the person by being nice in secret and making some excuse for why they act they way they do when other people are around.

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 2 года назад +12

      I was married to one for 15 years, just didn't know he was a bully until later. If a person has a crush on someone who has been cruel to them, they don't need Jesus, they need therapy to help their self-esteem issues.

    • @marieknight9385
      @marieknight9385 2 года назад +5

      @@LazyIRanch I agree this is a very toxic dynamic that is also encouraged by both men and women too

    • @dhf161
      @dhf161 2 года назад +2

      Perfect example: Helga Pataki from Hey Arnold!

    • @marieknight9385
      @marieknight9385 2 года назад

      @@dhf161 yep, Juno had a bully that had a crush on her, Welcome to the Dollhouse had a similar dynamic too with Dawn Weiner’s bully too

    • @eee_baek
      @eee_baek 2 года назад

      I think they act mean in like a defensive way. Idk how to explain, they are too nervous to act nice because they like the person and too nervous to even talk to the person in a normal way because they don’t want to make it look like they’re awkward and have a crush on that person I guess they’re bullying. So they act mean in like a way to defend the fact or hide the fact that they like them!

  • @stephanielewis1006
    @stephanielewis1006 2 года назад

    I am obsessed with your hair!

  • @addidunbar6421
    @addidunbar6421 2 года назад +9

    Hi I love you so much you make my days so much better and you’ve helped me get through my hardest things in life!!!

    • @hottubtimemachine1200
      @hottubtimemachine1200 2 года назад +1

      Was having a crappy day and Charlotte puts up a new video and I get to smile. First have to fix makeup from laughing so hard I probably look like Alice Cooper! Just remember you ain’t the only one keep your head up and smile.

  • @eboniclarke177
    @eboniclarke177 2 года назад +32

    Yep we definitely NEED Jesus, Lord knows how messed up this world has become.😔🙏

    • @NZKiwi87
      @NZKiwi87 2 года назад

      Bruh, you take my portion 😂 I don’t need fairytales but you go ham 👍

    • @sarahketchum4868
      @sarahketchum4868 2 года назад

      @@NZKiwi87 your comment wasn’t necessary. You could’ve just kept moving along. You don’t need to show how atheist you are. Thanks. Have a great day

    • @NZKiwi87
      @NZKiwi87 2 года назад

      @@sarahketchum4868 hey genius, ditto! 😂🤦‍♀️

  • @gachaluna2708
    @gachaluna2708 2 года назад +41

    I have had The Misfortune of going through that several times of having to tell friends that their boyfriends or husbands were cheating or freaking doing some shady crap that they didn't know about when I was in my early twenties my then best friends husband hit on me really frequently and actually even made comments to her about me and how hot he thought I was he also was physically abusive to her and every time I would say something about the situation or comments he had made or things he had done she would stop talking to me and tell me that I was trying to ruin her marriage this has actually happened with several friends where I caught the guys cheating or other things or they even would hit on me and every time I tell them I'm somehow the bad guy not their nasty boyfriend or husband

    • @jenn8179
      @jenn8179 2 года назад +1

      people always want to shoot the messenger

    • @gachaluna2708
      @gachaluna2708 2 года назад +5

      @@jenn8179 so true. Everyone says they want the truth until you tell the truth...

    • @ShannaHart-PaintoPolish
      @ShannaHart-PaintoPolish 2 года назад +3

      I usually say something along the lines of "I'm telling you this cuz I'd want you to tell me but it's up to you what you do with it, no judgment. " I think people worry you'll start telling everyone and they might want to stay. Part of them usually knows already or has an idea.

    • @gachaluna2708
      @gachaluna2708 2 года назад +2

      @@ShannaHart-PaintoPolish no I always did the same. I made it clear it wasn't my business or place to tell anyone else anything. O just wanted then to know so they weren't looking stupid or getting blind sided. They still get mad so screw it. Now I keep my mouth shut

    • @JamieM470
      @JamieM470 2 года назад

      @@gachaluna2708 Yeah, the top two ways of ending a friendship are telling them the truth and loaning them money.

  • @kaegraeber4832
    @kaegraeber4832 2 года назад

    You really make me laugh… I honestly go on you tube just to see your videos! Your awesome!

  • @imshinycaptain
    @imshinycaptain 2 года назад +4

    Honestly, I feel like a lot of problems could be solved if people stopped trying to force more Jesus on others.

  • @condar419
    @condar419 2 года назад +7

    Wow, you really had fun with that one, Charlotte! It was so much fun watching you laughing and reacting .

  • @Tarzilee
    @Tarzilee 2 года назад +6

    Yay!!! New day new Charlotte vid to entertain me. Thank you for always making my mornings petty yet positive ✌🏼💜😜

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 2 года назад +9

    Anybody else loves Charlotte's one night

  • @MusicModelMadess
    @MusicModelMadess 2 года назад +2

    My ex ENCOURAGED me to get a sugar daddy while we were dating and also to do sex work. While we were "engaged" needless to say, I'm pretty sure he was cheating on me.

  • @DarkbutNotsinister
    @DarkbutNotsinister 2 года назад +3

    Charlotte is up & dressed. Now I have to get up & get dressed. She does this to me almost every day.

    • @davidguidry657
      @davidguidry657 2 года назад +1

      Well, the alternative would result in an OnlyFans so…

    • @DarkbutNotsinister
      @DarkbutNotsinister 2 года назад +3

      @@davidguidry657 This made me laugh out loud. Not lol, actually laugh! Thanks!!

    • @davidguidry657
      @davidguidry657 2 года назад +1

      @@DarkbutNotsinister happy to help Tater Tot. 😉

  • @erikarussell1142
    @erikarussell1142 2 года назад +8

    First one right out the gate.... not even a second into her reading. "She definitely needs Jesus.".

    • @davidguidry657
      @davidguidry657 2 года назад +3

      Right?! “So I have my husband drop me off at my side piece…” 🤦🏻‍♂️🙏🏻

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 2 года назад +1

      @@davidguidry657 lmao I did the sign of the cross... oh holy Jesus!!

  • @KateesAdvice
    @KateesAdvice 2 года назад +5

    Never miss a video! Was watching an older video of yours when this one popped up! 😂😂😂 here I am ❤️

  • @melissag2571
    @melissag2571 2 года назад

    Jesus once cursed a fig tree because it didn't have figs to eat out of season. He was petty af.

  • @GisforGabi
    @GisforGabi 2 года назад +5

    Gdi Charlotte I’ve been laughing for 20 minutes over your blonde Italian boy story. Every time I think I’m over the story I end up wheezing with laughter because I think about the puking sound and my belly HURTS 💀

  • @ΈλληΠαπαθανάση
    @ΈλληΠαπαθανάση 2 года назад

    Extra Gorgeous today Charlotte! Love the hair and makeup!!👏👏🥰

  • @bubbapuddles
    @bubbapuddles 2 года назад +3

    Jesus wasn't petty, but he did curse (calling people dogs, "you brood of vipers", etc.) and get angry. 🤣

  • @jimklette580
    @jimklette580 2 года назад +2

    What ever happened to commitment? Once your married that's it period or get divorced. It P's me off when someone does that to their supposedly one and only. Don't treat your loved one like that. Have enough respect for them and your self to get divorced. Don't understand how you can do that to the one you love or yourself. That said it doesn't hurt anyone to look just don't touch!

  • @dinasilva9263
    @dinasilva9263 2 года назад +4

    I need health, family, friends, love and money. And Charlotte's Channel😂❤️

  • @JustStopOkay
    @JustStopOkay 2 года назад

    Thanks for another great video!

  • @robinknight2251
    @robinknight2251 2 года назад +8

    In high school I had a girl beat me up because her boyfriend saidwe boned. I was untouched at the time. Flash forward a year and I was no longer a v and she had a new boyfriend, who happened to be my ex... for YEARS, I hooked up with him. Everyone knew that he was in love with me and she had to be nice to me because I was polyamourus and dating 2 of her friends. Revenge tastes sweet.

  • @dodgermutt
    @dodgermutt 2 года назад +4

    According to the bible Jesus may have indeed been petty. According to the good book Jesus was hungry and saw a fig tree and got mad when the tree did not have any fruit for him despite being out of season so he cursed the tree so it would never bear fruit again.

  • @1NikkinZ1
    @1NikkinZ1 2 года назад +5

    What a lovely smile at the end. :) Every single day at work when lunch time rolls around I look forward to watching your videos. Now on the weekends when the same time rolls around no matter where I am I'm watching them.. Even if I have to ignore some folks or force them to watch with me. Thanks Charlotte!

  • @Acidfunkish
    @Acidfunkish 2 года назад +1

    Guys, we gotta be clear, here. Just because you are attracted to women, does not mean you are a "feminist," an "egalitarian," or whatever else you want to call it. This should be obvious, but some of y'all are oblivious.
    You show women that you respect them by, like... Actually respecting them and their time. Helping to finish errands, cooking, cleaning, taking care of the kids; whatever. Especially if you're both working (regardless of who makes more - IT DOESN'T MATTER), you should both be sharing housework, childcare, etc.
    If she gets off work and starts cooking and cleaning, whereas you get home and start playing video games, you're showing her that you respect her time less than your own. And, women: quit taking that BS; YOU DESERVE BETTER. Expect more from your partners. Some of y'all end up birthing 2 kids, but taking care of 3, and that's ridiculous. Don't put up with it. You're also devaluing YOURSELF.

  • @candicemonique5927
    @candicemonique5927 2 года назад +2

    Made from starch? And Phobia of ovens? 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Tronlucpicard
    @Tronlucpicard 2 года назад +3

    Found out my now recent ex boyfriend has been cheating on me with his friends that I had uncomfortable vibes and he always says he's a super feminist.

  • @maahi1830
    @maahi1830 2 года назад +3

    Absolutely love you Gorgeous! 🌺

  • @SNixon14
    @SNixon14 2 года назад +1

    The girlfriend who stole her bf's valuables because he cheated on her, not only needs Jesus but she definitely needs some self-respect for taking the cheater back. Even if it was only for 6 months.

  • @cynthiamerritt7077
    @cynthiamerritt7077 2 года назад +1

    My grandma told me I needed Jesus. I told her exactly this "Jesus has multiple restraining orders on me, his timbers are shivered because of me. No thanks. I love you grandma." She laughed and handed me a beer.

  • @kristinmary4025
    @kristinmary4025 2 года назад

    My First Crush said some of the meanest shit to me ,like my physical appearance and then would follow up with how much he loves me one time yelling it out on an overpass I never forgot I was 11. Crazy I would never let that fly today

  • @hauteteapot349
    @hauteteapot349 2 года назад +2

    No Charlotte, I do not think Jesus was petty.

  • @seanbeck9991
    @seanbeck9991 2 года назад +1

    Maysboyfriend: I need to find someone else for this crazy chick to fixate on, looking for volunteers, light stalking involved

  • @benrast1755
    @benrast1755 2 года назад +2

    There are some things that, if true, do not need to be said….they’ll be self-evident. I respect women” is one. Then there’s “I’m not racist.” Especially if phrased as, “I’m not racist, but….”

  • @Stego36
    @Stego36 2 года назад

    Whenever I hear Charlotte say Jesus all I can hear is Cheezus

  • @Bowiebonolennon1982
    @Bowiebonolennon1982 2 года назад +2

    Dude was subletting a PERSON.

  • @barneytaylor9338
    @barneytaylor9338 2 года назад +3

    When a man says "I am a feminist" it's a huge red flag.

  • @SarahPriceMoore
    @SarahPriceMoore 2 года назад +1

    Let’s talk petty: for background, I put $10k cash down on the house we were buying. I found out he was cheating. Then he had a heart attack. I’m at his side 24/7. Then I find out he’s still talking to her. And I quote “use this email. She doesn’t know about this one.” I forwarded that message to all of his contacts. I made sure he was healthy and then left. After twenty years of friendship and three years of living together, including an engagement, we haven’t spoken about it since.

  • @AJManol
    @AJManol 2 года назад +2

    Eyeliner is on POINT today, Sis!🙌🏻

  • @elizabethsmith2823
    @elizabethsmith2823 2 года назад +1

    You look stunning today! All the days but one hot redhead to another, much ❤️
    So happy you found a beautiful boyfriend!!!
    Been married for 12 years with my gorgeous wonderful husband. Love is real. Xx

  • @peanut_butter_wizard1213
    @peanut_butter_wizard1213 2 года назад

    1:50 I thought that was a real person for a hot second

  • @faundavies1331
    @faundavies1331 2 года назад +3

    I love you you bring me meaning to my life with these videos but for a real min I used to be depressed and your videos help me a lot so thank you 🙏🏽❤️

  • @sillytubeify
    @sillytubeify 2 года назад +1

    Had a guy I dated for a year go on vacation with his buddies. Hooked up with random girl unprotected and came back with herpes and said I gave it to him even though we hadn’t been together in a month.

  • @wanderer7956
    @wanderer7956 2 года назад +1

    I just hope all these people who went thermal nuclear on their cheating SO's were actually 100% sure about the cheating, not just taking the word of that random person in their class...

  • @LastKnightKaname
    @LastKnightKaname Год назад +1

    I read a post on Tumblr once that said:
    "My girlfriend and I recite bible scriptures to each other during sex." and someone commented, "You need less Jesus." xD

  • @S0mia
    @S0mia 2 года назад +3

    I need a miracle love your video's

  • @hufflepuffweirdo9303
    @hufflepuffweirdo9303 2 года назад +1

    Charlotte:"do you think Jesus was petty?"
    Jesus: runs into a place of worship to throw tables bc people weren't following sky daddies orders
    me: watching charlotte's videos after years of Catholic schooling.
    also me: yes Jesus was petty.

  • @caiargagnon
    @caiargagnon 2 года назад +1

    Atleast half the guys who brag and say they are feminist do it because they know they have a better chance at getting that 😺

  • @jmflores1970
    @jmflores1970 2 года назад +2

    As a gay myself, I can totally confirm that I totally love bully guys. I don't know why. Maybe it's the "he's too macho for me to have, so I want him more." LOL! :P I love your videos! :)

  • @draygontaygen677
    @draygontaygen677 2 года назад +1

    Why would I need Jesus when I can just watch your channel. 🤔🍻😁

  • @vypr8846
    @vypr8846 2 года назад +1

    Bites?? C'mon girl, you're better than that! Insecurities showing.

  • @ghostly.creature
    @ghostly.creature 2 года назад +1

    OF COURSE Jesus was petty, dude left a full book of pointless rules for people to overthink and hate themselves and each other over

  • @KlaireLovesBugFables
    @KlaireLovesBugFables 8 месяцев назад

    When Charlotte asked if Jesus was petty, I knew I needed to find the answer. This story may answer the question.
    Religious leaders: We found this woman cheating on her husband. The law says we stone her for it. What do you say?
    Jesus: *ignores them and draws in the dirt with a stick*
    Religious leaders: *waits awkwardly* Um... Do you have an answer?
    Jesus: *glances up* If anyone here has never sinned, they can throw the first stone.
    Old guys: Well, that's not me. *leaves*
    Crowd: *slowly leaves*
    Jesus: *looks up again* Look, no one is left to condemn you. Go in peace. Just don't do it again. *Keeps drawing*
    Moments like this make Him my hero.

  • @ladosis5596
    @ladosis5596 2 года назад +1

    Honestly, if women can´t pay the cost of living to study, it´s a wider problem. Canada, we expect better from you!

  • @aponinaapu2973
    @aponinaapu2973 2 года назад +1

    Ou yea girl, i dated english "feminist" lol, he all time say crap like woman cannot do what man do, you love cleaning and cooking, snap fingers for me deliver him drink or food and he was surprised i left :D and he told me i making him look sexist when i said he is sexist :DDD

  • @stevenbear1610
    @stevenbear1610 2 года назад +1

    Jesus owes me $20 bucks. I don't trust him. Jesus is petty, he ordered water all night and changed into wine. Then didn't want to split the bill.

  • @ruthsimpson8436
    @ruthsimpson8436 2 года назад +1

    What happens when Jesus doesn't want you either😄😄😄😄,I picture Jesus giving some of these people the side eye.

  • @lisat5597
    @lisat5597 2 года назад +1

    Does anyone know the Instagram account she’s talking about. Can’t find it 🤨. Thanks