I went with my boyfriend at the time to prom. He wouldn’t dance and sat in his chair the whole time. I ditched him and decided to dance with another guy. The guy I danced all night with is my now husband 😂❤
I bullied all my dates to take me to our school dances - two later turned out to be gay and another got struck by lightning and died. Soooo not a good time for the self esteem 😂🤦♀️🤦♀️
Had the worst mfffff Monday was only waiting for the notification so I don’t take myself out😇😇😇😇😇 tysm deis NEEDED IT love y’all🫶🏼 thanks a ton for all you do for my mental health and everyone else’s I’m sure!!!
23:09 omg literally half my friends lmao like when your at a party and don’t know anyone but one of their kids are your age so it’s either awkward cus you have nothing in common or it’s rlly fun cus you have a lot in common and get a long easily lol
Hearing Drew’s story about her prom date brought back memories of mine. I’m 19 now in college and my prom date last year was EXACTLY the same way. It was embarrassingg😭
Oh my gosh, my senior prom my date got a flat tire on his way to pick me up, when he finally got a spare & picked me up and we got to the school the stupid security wouldn’t let us in cuz it was “too late” 🤦🏻♀️ even tho there was like 1 to 2 hours left of prom lol luckfully tho the after party was at his house so it was still fun haha
IVE NEVER BEEN PROUDER TO BE AN I.E GIRL WTF I LOVE YOU GUYS😭🫶🏻❤️I live up the street from Dos Lagos that place always gets SWARMED by people for prom lmao
I only went to prom, once. And I only went because my friend really wanted us to go as a group and she bought my ticket and everything. I had graduated early too, so I wasn't even in school anymore when I went. Also the worst part is I had dyed my hair pink once I was out of high-school but had to dye it brown to go. It was terrible, honestly. I hate crowds and I don't like dancing very much. I'm more of a stay at home type, and introverted. So I don't know why I wanted to go. I got dressed to just sit at a table and watch other people dance all night. I guess I can say I went, but my memories from it are very vague.
I dropped out mid junior year and never got to go to prom, honestly don’t know if I would’ve enjoyed it anyways with the school I went to, bc I had no friends in my grade
As a homeschooled girly I never went with an actual date. One of my girl friends would hook me up with a ticket. The second I hit the gym my shoes were off and the hoe was out! I danced with every single person I could every time I went to dance
My senior year my boyfriend/my now fiancé didn’t want to go because the whole paper work we had to do and he already graduated so he wanted me to just have fun with my friends so I went with one of my close friend so I promposed to her and drove there with other friends in one car. When it was time to leave this guy friend offered to drive us home who I’ve known since middle school and I was the last one to be dropped off and the vibe was weird when I got dropped off like he wanted to kiss me and I QUICKLY got out the car lmao 🤣 he knew my boyfriend so idk idk it was weird
I never went to prom. My parents put me in a private christian school, and the prom admin said all girls had to wear dresses and you cant go in same sex couples/groups. Im queer and non binary, so i just stayed home. :/ I dont regret staying home, but i regret that i wasnt put in public school.
My prom story is that I didn’t go because I went to an all girls catholic school where you weren’t allowed to go unless a boy asked you and I was a deeply closeted homosexual. So fun!
My first and only prom date was my first high school boyfriend during freshman year. Prom was whatever, but he ended up dumping me soon after. He then went on to become a teen dad and a convicted felon after blowing up a car with his friend. Safe to say I dodged a bullet. This was 2012 and up until 2021 he continually would find me on different social media platforms and try to hit me up as if I would be desperate enough to get with him Lmao.
At my after prom party I took out all my extensions and told everyone to watch out for my rat tail, but I slept in a full face of makeup with lashes and gems so they didn’t see me without makeup?
I've only ever went to once dance. 8th grade Halloween dance. And I've never been to one since. It's not the vibe for me. I don't even dance when I go to clubs (I'm 30). I just sit and vibe lmao.
I had prom in 2022. I went to online college in 2020 cause of the pandemic and everyone thought i moved and was shocked to see me. I felt like cinderella besides the fact i didnt have a date lol
I didn’t go to prom and I’m almost 30 years old. I don’t regret it, but I think that’s attributed to the fact I went to after prom which was a lot of fun.
Let me just say junior year prom I took my boyfriend at the time. I paid for both our tickets and it was on a boat in the sf bay so it was big money. He SHAVED HIS HEAD BALD the day before prom on “accident”. When he showed up I got the ick. It was supposed to be special because I wore my great grandmas dress so my Yiaya was there, aunts uncles, and his whole family like the whole deal and he ruined my pictures. Then the audacity … on the way there he was like “I’m getting motion sickness” on the bus. So I was like “ummmm our prom is on a ship in the ocean are you gonna be okay??” He was like “idk 😰🤢”
THEN our bus arrives last, dinner is done and cleaned up and he never even danced with me. -2/10. The highlight is I danced with some other guys and my friends while he was bald and sitting sick in the corner.
I never went to a hs dance but still had limo experiences and what not so I dont feel like I missed much (other than smelling everyone’s BO lmao ill gladly pass)
I’m about to start the episode! and let me just say I’M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO CRACKING UP!!!
This the one. Every time I see a new video. REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO CRACKING UP
our biggest hope every week is that we can just you know…get y’all excited to start maybe possibly hopefully LOOKING FORWARD TO CRACKING UP
Daison describing Drew’s prom date had me ROLLING. “He was a big bitch”
And I’d say it AGAIN
having a late night panic attack needed this to crack up. Im looking forward to cracking up
luv u queenie💖
the fact that they started listener submissions 2/3 of the way in hahahaha i love this podcast so much. I ALWAYS CRACK UP.
Zoomies got the best of us this episode, not gonna lie
Imagine they just use our girls as laugh tracks in the Moana movie, that would be so good 😂
Y’all’s next tour should be prom theme! Redemption for all the sucky ones! 🎉
omg slay
I went with my boyfriend at the time to prom. He wouldn’t dance and sat in his chair the whole time. I ditched him and decided to dance with another guy. The guy I danced all night with is my now husband 😂❤
A slay
I bullied all my dates to take me to our school dances - two later turned out to be gay and another got struck by lightning and died. Soooo not a good time for the self esteem 😂🤦♀️🤦♀️
Omg Lmfaoooo
Omg 🤭
12:37 _"But what about the children??!"_ 😆
I love how far y’all went into the toothless bit, had me gagged
been looking forward to cracking up w y’all✋
it’s a FULL time job
@@twoidiotgirls shut the hell up rn this has never happened to me HA I hope y’all have the utmost success and happiness in ur lives
39:14 omfg I fucking lost it when Deison started doing the motion of the dance 🤣🤣🤣😭💀
at 39 minutes in talking about the light bulb, i fricking cackled! the silent laughing while you both are covering your face had me rolling
all in favor of deison and drew producing and directing a TRUE romcom movie say “i”😌🤚🏽
39:20 OMGGG!!!!! The iconic Tati Westbrook quote lol the glass heard around the world lmaoooooo
This episode had me crouched over gasping for air lmfao love y’all
OMG the dance move story had my jaw to the floor and I literally screamed out loud “NO!!!!!” 🫠
did not realize it was tuesday until i saw this on my feed thank you for the reminder
🫡
YESS perfect timing, my nightly depression was about come lol
Man.. this one has me REALLY CRACKING UP
"WHAT! IS THE REASON?!" me @ the screen when Drew said she turned Billy down for prom and got that shxtty stranger guy instead.
as someone who is about to go to prom, this is well timed. One could even say that I might possibly maybe am looking forward to cracking up
I was confused as to why everyone was saying “I’m looking forward to CRACKING UP” until I remembered that one episode 😂😂
Had the worst mfffff Monday was only waiting for the notification so I don’t take myself out😇😇😇😇😇 tysm deis NEEDED IT love y’all🫶🏼 thanks a ton for all you do for my mental health and everyone else’s I’m sure!!!
can def second this🥲sending you hugs luv💗
yess! my nightly cry session was about to start, then i saw the notification:)
@@jayyyswiz154 omgggg haha SAME maybe I’ll cry after tho still not sure(:
@@suzzymav thanks gorgeous!! Sending them right back 🫶🏼
luv uuuuu
The SpongeBob reference about the roller coaster had me CRACKIN UP 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"the closet is made of glass" deison is so fucking funny!!!
Drew, I just wanna say they took New Girl off of Netflix. You’re the only hero that can help us 😩 let’s start an uproar 🤣
She’s on a big Modern Family kick rn
My cheeks HURT after this episode hahaha😅
HARDENED TRUCK DRIVER BRO?!?!?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂screaming in pain
23:09 omg literally half my friends lmao like when your at a party and don’t know anyone but one of their kids are your age so it’s either awkward cus you have nothing in common or it’s rlly fun cus you have a lot in common and get a long easily lol
Omg the toothless one! Omg got me! Girl you’re a real one for that one! 😅❤️🫶🏽 I love her!
“You can tell” such a sister thing to say. I feel like I’m sitting down with my extended family, miss y’all. ❤️👏🏽
The guy’s dance story is so “Oh my god. Time and place!” Hahahahaahahahahahahaahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ahhhh mis chismosas favoritas!🥰 saludos de houston💞
clicked on this vid and i must say I'm really looking forward to cracking up with you guys. did I mention I was really looking forward to cracking up
New comfort episode unlocked
My coachella is drew as the main act singing “i wanna come back as a cowboy” by Blake Shelton
THE PEOPLE DESERVE THIS
Deison’s impersonations of us the fans has me really cracking up 😀👍🏽
i always listen on spotify but i came over here to see the pajama shirt
love ur pod and always makes me smile when i see a new one come out. love yall both
I found you guys through Morgan on two hot takes... I've been stuck cracking dafuq up ever since.... I absolutely love you guys! ❤
Absolutely zooted and the Dance scene sent me to the moon 💀💀🛸🛸
Drew’s date after prom: wow I had so much fun, let’s do this again 🥴 why does the male species have NO self awareness??
Hilarious 😂 i am a fan!
Me, a scorpio moon, capricorn sun and pisces rising giggling at the teeth story😂😂😂
All this time and I’m still wanting to know where the pajama shirt is from because I need one
oh just how much i was looking forward to this cracking up...
New episode?! I’m really looking forward to CRACKING up
YAY! I should be sleeping, but this is far better
Hearing Drew’s story about her prom date brought back memories of mine. I’m 19 now in college and my prom date last year was EXACTLY the same way. It was embarrassingg😭
“All girls see is my huge bulge in my skinny jeans!! Did you know I can paint?!”
Hahahahahahahahaha
I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS EPISODE SOO BAD ❤❤❤❤
5:04 omg I have my period rn we all being bluetooth syncing 🤭🫶
They started the submissions with 15 minutes left 💀
Too many zoomies, so little time
Omg this was a saving grace for me yay
Yasss loved hearing y’all’s stories!!❤❤
LITERALLY!!!! Give me a role in Moana😭🤲🏽I can climb da coconut tree if you want me to
LeT 👏hEr 👏TeLl 👏ThE 👏StOrY
my favorite episode yett
Oh my gosh, my senior prom my date got a flat tire on his way to pick me up, when he finally got a spare & picked me up and we got to the school the stupid security wouldn’t let us in cuz it was “too late” 🤦🏻♀️ even tho there was like 1 to 2 hours left of prom lol luckfully tho the after party was at his house so it was still fun haha
IVE NEVER BEEN PROUDER TO BE AN I.E GIRL WTF I LOVE YOU GUYS😭🫶🏻❤️I live up the street from Dos Lagos that place always gets SWARMED by people for prom lmao
The anti-Pili.
@ him sis. Let us seeee
You guys should watch doo revenge that one was really good and no pick me at all I think y’all would love it
Deison watched it and gives it a 6/10
THE DANCE HE DID PLEASE 😭😭💀
“Idc who I get casted as” *gets casted as hay hay🤣☠️
I only went to prom, once. And I only went because my friend really wanted us to go as a group and she bought my ticket and everything. I had graduated early too, so I wasn't even in school anymore when I went. Also the worst part is I had dyed my hair pink once I was out of high-school but had to dye it brown to go. It was terrible, honestly. I hate crowds and I don't like dancing very much. I'm more of a stay at home type, and introverted. So I don't know why I wanted to go. I got dressed to just sit at a table and watch other people dance all night. I guess I can say I went, but my memories from it are very vague.
I’m crying laughing at the worm story LMAOOO
dude same
Thanks for helping me really look forward to Cracking up
it’s our job 🫡
At this point I don’t think I’ll ever not hear Chank and Dunk. Anyway… god bless
I feel it
V in P on the Disney channel?! 😮
WOOOOOOOOO my two besties 🫶
Please part 2!!!🫶🫶
“P in the V” is fine but Disney thinks having queer characters is too much for kids😒 smh
make it make sense
damn I was hoping you'd read mine about my mad hatter date😂I need someone to make fun of him with me💀
I dropped out mid junior year and never got to go to prom, honestly don’t know if I would’ve enjoyed it anyways with the school I went to, bc I had no friends in my grade
Link to where to order Drew’s pajama shirt?! I am desperately in need of this night to even-later-at-night crossover pajama shirt?????
As a homeschooled girly I never went with an actual date. One of my girl friends would hook me up with a ticket. The second I hit the gym my shoes were off and the hoe was out! I danced with every single person I could every time I went to dance
My senior year my boyfriend/my now fiancé didn’t want to go because the whole paper work we had to do and he already graduated so he wanted me to just have fun with my friends so I went with one of my close friend so I promposed to her and drove there with other friends in one car. When it was time to leave this guy friend offered to drive us home who I’ve known since middle school and I was the last one to be dropped off and the vibe was weird when I got dropped off like he wanted to kiss me and I QUICKLY got out the car lmao 🤣 he knew my boyfriend so idk idk it was weird
I never went to prom. My parents put me in a private christian school, and the prom admin said all girls had to wear dresses and you cant go in same sex couples/groups. Im queer and non binary, so i just stayed home. :/ I dont regret staying home, but i regret that i wasnt put in public school.
My favorite gorls
I’m dying to know, what did your parents think when you told them how horrible your dates were? Also, I never went to prom thanks to the pandemic :,)
why is islands following timothee chalamet and not drew
My prom story is that I didn’t go because I went to an all girls catholic school where you weren’t allowed to go unless a boy asked you and I was a deeply closeted homosexual. So fun!
My first and only prom date was my first high school boyfriend during freshman year. Prom was whatever, but he ended up dumping me soon after. He then went on to become a teen dad and a convicted felon after blowing up a car with his friend. Safe to say I dodged a bullet. This was 2012 and up until 2021 he continually would find me on different social media platforms and try to hit me up as if I would be desperate enough to get with him Lmao.
At my after prom party I took out all my extensions and told everyone to watch out for my rat tail, but I slept in a full face of makeup with lashes and gems so they didn’t see me without makeup?
😊i did the dance moves 😂😂😂😂😂
No but I agree give drew some facial prosthetics and have her play Moana’s grandma
This was so funny for no reason
I've only ever went to once dance. 8th grade Halloween dance. And I've never been to one since. It's not the vibe for me. I don't even dance when I go to clubs (I'm 30). I just sit and vibe lmao.
Deison please clarify I can't tell if the cigarette smoking is a bit or if you actually smoked love it either way 😂
I had prom in 2022. I went to online college in 2020 cause of the pandemic and everyone thought i moved and was shocked to see me. I felt like cinderella besides the fact i didnt have a date lol
I’m looking forward to cracking up while sitting in my wheelchair 🙈
I didn’t go to prom and I’m almost 30 years old. I don’t regret it, but I think that’s attributed to the fact I went to after prom which was a lot of fun.
10:49 💀💀💀💀💀
Lmfaooooo after hearing his dance move , he’s a gay man today lmfaooooo
Let me just say junior year prom I took my boyfriend at the time. I paid for both our tickets and it was on a boat in the sf bay so it was big money. He SHAVED HIS HEAD BALD the day before prom on “accident”. When he showed up I got the ick. It was supposed to be special because I wore my great grandmas dress so my Yiaya was there, aunts uncles, and his whole family like the whole deal and he ruined my pictures. Then the audacity … on the way there he was like “I’m getting motion sickness” on the bus. So I was like “ummmm our prom is on a ship in the ocean are you gonna be okay??” He was like “idk 😰🤢”
THEN our bus arrives last, dinner is done and cleaned up and he never even danced with me. -2/10. The highlight is I danced with some other guys and my friends while he was bald and sitting sick in the corner.
I never went to a hs dance but still had limo experiences and what not so I dont feel like I missed much (other than smelling everyone’s BO lmao ill gladly pass)
Y’all in the comments are running that “cracking up bit” literally into the ground 💀
He did that dance but said it was gay to go to a dance with a girl taller than you?
no literally
HI! 💜
As a samoan, i know you're not gonna name your date. But can you just say what village his parents are from? Thats all we really need to know. 😂😂