Paul Mescal, Logan Lerman and Dylan Minnette is Drew’s version of Julien Solomita’s inability to tell the difference between Julia Fox, Sandra Bullock and Anne Hathaway and it makes me LAUGH SO HARD
This is me officially validating the counter gripping, butt naked, searching for something to put my hair up diarrhea having. I’m talking sweat dripping down my nose and doing breathing exercises.
“You ever have diarrhea so bad you have to put your hair up” Me: yes always Also to hear Deison uses a squatty potty yassss girl! My mom and sister put me on and I use it every time!
I literally have to validate Drew's bathroom experience, I have IBS and I need to strip and put my hair up because i sweat so much. I legit cant use my phone lmao i feel like that level of pain makes me incapable of concentrating...But also I gotta say Dacen is 💯 right about squatypotty
11:25 I’m dying 😂 Logan Lerman goes to the hotel I work at all the time & I never recognize him and after everyone points him out I feel so bad cuz I literally can’t recognize him from the average white guy lmao
Drew saying if she didn’t eat something bc it gave her diarrhea she’d never eat again really spoke to me on a deep level 😂😂😂 Wendy’s does however give me insane stomach bubbles every time I eat it so I do think there is some validity to that lmao I feel so attacked bc my order from Wendy’s is a baked potato and a small chili 😭
hey yall I wrote the summation abt having the bad bowl movements from wendeys! This made me DIE LAUGHING, I think my wendeys might be messed up bc my friend has the same issue as me... def thought it was a universal experience... LOVE U GUYS SO MUCH!
The way I RATHER eat my food at room temp bc when it’s too hot, I feel like I can’t even taste it cause my taste buds sizzled OFF. Drew and I are literally the same. Love ya queens 🫶
Speaking of new girl recently I saw a commercial with Taye Diggs and my first thought was “say it with me mengalaaay” 😂😂 I will forever say new girl is an incredibly underrated show
As someone who use to work at Starbucks, they can totally make you an iced cappuccino, it’s a little different but the foam would just be blended milk that is foamed up using the cold foam blender.
When you started talk about the women who cut her 👍🏼😳and put it in the Wendy's....When it first happened I wouldn't eat chili ever again....But I was still going for the nuggies...😂😂😂 32:10
Ratatouille awakened a part of me as a child. The scene where he's eating the fruit and cheese.....fuck me up. Iconic showing of sweet and savory. Wouldn't stop eating that combo for a year
this is so funny i literally just got over a stomach flu or whatever it was and on saturday and sunday i was NOT on my phone and whenever i went to the bathroom i had to tie my hair up and was sitting on the toilet with my head in my hands SUFFERING.
Drew. Yes girl. Hair up, clothes off, phone on the counter, rocking back and forth, muttering to myself. It feels like you just live there now. Ive asked for a glass of water and a snack before 😂 IBS babes know. We understand you.
Drew, if the PB&J thing is solely because of the mushy texture, add some plain Chex cereal and it’s a freaking GAME CHANGER!!! It adds the perfect cronch to ever bite 😍
DREWWWW im a starbucks barista and we can totally still make an iced capp (they took it off the menu about a year ago) if you ask for your drink as an iced latte instead, and ask for “nonfat milk foam” on top. that’s the iced capp recipe basically!!
Definitely have to order it like you said. I work there too and some of my coworkers are too new to know that is basically how we made the iced capps when they were a menu item.
As you were talking about the DoorDash address problem, I realized that my dinner was delivered to my office and not my home because I didn’t check first 😭
Heard this from Danae on tt today and immediately thought about you two and your near death toilet stories, “if I drink this I will be able to sh*t through a screen door without touching a wire” no like I’m dead
i too have stripped down and tied up my hair because my bathroom experience was so violent. 100% relatable. it only happened once but once was enough for me to learn to not eat that much dairy ever again.
Also, Drew I feel you on how irritating is when people add large pieces of salt to dessert like cookies. I HATE salt on my chocolate chip cookies like wtf is your problem?! Lmao….but imma have to exit the room on you hating corn pieces in cornbread lol
ex-starbucks/current barista here: you can order an iced cappuccino! it's an iced latte with cold foam on top (typically 2% if unspecified cause it foams the best) ❤️
It’s actually Aaron Taylor Johnson in bullet train, which is hilarious because I always confuse him with Logan Lerman and was definitely thinking he should’ve been in that line up too😂
I would never confuse white men, that’s all Drew! Lmao Logan is in Bullet Train too for like 10 mins or so, he’s the kid that Tangerine & Lemon are supposed to be escorting but he dies
I’m with Drew about eating hot temperature foods. My man will be cooking and he’ll be like “here babe taste this” and scoop me some fresh off the pan and I’m like “I’ll wait” and he’ll be like “it’s not that hot” and I burn my mouth every time. It’ll piss me off 😒
Lol omg omg I'm dead as fuck right now over drew elaborating toilet traumas lol been there girl! I get it! Totally have had that same exact feeling of gotta get my hair off my neck, gotta get buck ass naked n can't even touch my phone 😂😂😂😂 literally me. Lol
I feel that Drew cause the other day? I literally threw everything off my lap and ran to the bathroom. Didn’t even use my squatty potty, the pain was too great. My asshole? Was ON FIRE for an hour after. Im still recovering. I was in my bday suit clinging on to the sink, fighting for my life
This podcast is the best find of 2023 for me
literally! i am always laughing😭😭😭
Their existence is the best find on my life tbh
I just found them and I’ve been binging their channel for the past week 😭
Likewise. Going back and watching every episode
Paul Mescal, Logan Lerman and Dylan Minnette is Drew’s version of Julien Solomita’s inability to tell the difference between Julia Fox, Sandra Bullock and Anne Hathaway and it makes me LAUGH SO HARD
LMAOOO LITERALLY
I think it is Julia Roberts not Julia Fox
@@rking6751 dang you’re right
This is me officially validating the counter gripping, butt naked, searching for something to put my hair up diarrhea having. I’m talking sweat dripping down my nose and doing breathing exercises.
This is me after gluten completely strips my insides.... I feel like I'm dying
me in my room SCREAMING "DYLAN MINNETTE"
🤣
Celebrity Look alikes better be an episode
Right. Because the red head look alikes are insane. Jessica Chastain and Bryce Dallas Howard are the same person
Evan Peters and Ashton Irwin!!! i will die on this hill
@@skyyy7088 didn't know who the 2nd guy was, but definitely agree
I want the comments under here to be so much that it's the next episode fr fr. But Isla Fischer and Amy Adams. Like how are those to not twins
36:56 "deison is sitting here LYING to me bitch" is my new vocal stim
Drew getting defensive over people judging Deison’s diet 🥺🥺🥺
“You ever have diarrhea so bad you have to put your hair up”
Me: yes always
Also to hear Deison uses a squatty potty yassss girl! My mom and sister put me on and I use it every time!
New girl is my safe show. It will never get old. Netflix better keep it forever or I will bring out the pitch forks
It’s getting taken off on April 17th😭
@@gabrielamyah we ride at dawn
This is the funniest episode yet! I'm trying so hard to keep it together at work. The erect fries and diarrhea saga are killing me! 🤣🤣🤣
Drew: “I hate Dunkin’ Donuts”
Me: 👀😅 *Actively on my way to Dunkin to pick up my mobile order*
LOL this was me too drinking an iced matcha from Dunkin 🤣
LMAO luv uuuu
😂😂 me too dude. I love in Maine where Dunkin’ Donuts are on every corner but Starbucks is hard to find
@@xoxolangeles do you recommend??
What was your order?? I usually order an iced coffee with 3 mocha swirls and oat milk
I literally have to validate Drew's bathroom experience, I have IBS and I need to strip and put my hair up because i sweat so much. I legit cant use my phone lmao i feel like that level of pain makes me incapable of concentrating...But also I gotta say Dacen is 💯 right about squatypotty
100% here to validate drew on the whole pony tail diarrhea debacle 😅😅😅
drew talking abt dying on the toilet 37:01 is SO relatable. IBS/UC gang 💪🏼
11:25 I’m dying 😂 Logan Lerman goes to the hotel I work at all the time & I never recognize him and after everyone points him out I feel so bad cuz I literally can’t recognize him from the average white guy lmao
Husband walked in at the “salty and floppy” description and immediately said “oh Wendy’s fries “
😅
im so glad drew spoke on the Popeyes sauce scam bc it's honestly getting out of hand and they need to be dealt with
Drew you did great at the Oscars! 🥺❤️
Drew saying if she didn’t eat something bc it gave her diarrhea she’d never eat again really spoke to me on a deep level 😂😂😂
Wendy’s does however give me insane stomach bubbles every time I eat it so I do think there is some validity to that lmao
I feel so attacked bc my order from Wendy’s is a baked potato and a small chili 😭
i fuck heavy w the bacon & cheese baked potato 😅
@@jordobabie97 hell yeah!
Mardi Gras mustard is the TOP TIER sauce. I get way too angry when I don’t get the sauce with my order 😂. I feel Drew so much right now haha.
26:53 😂😂😂 “Do I look like someone who puts Jam or jelly on their croissants” Me to a T I’m dying 😂😂😂
35:51 MEEEEE OMG I feel you drew omg I know its bad when I cant look at my phone & Im desperately trying to put up my hair 😭
Lmao same 😭😂 same way I’m ripping off my clothes I can’t have my hair touching me. I will die. 😂
Literally me 😂
the magic IS in the 2 idiot girls! 💙
but having Kurtis Conner on with y'all would high-key make my whole life 🥰
This is the absolute funniest episode SHE SAID NO SOCKS TO COOL HER BODY DOWN I lost it
I’m validating everything Drew is saying 😂😂😂😂😩😩🙌🏽 hair and all 😅
hey yall I wrote the summation abt having the bad bowl movements from wendeys! This made me DIE LAUGHING, I think my wendeys might be messed up bc my friend has the same issue as me... def thought it was a universal experience... LOVE U GUYS SO MUCH!
36:10 the clip being a million years old is so real
The way I RATHER eat my food at room temp bc when it’s too hot, I feel like I can’t even taste it cause my taste buds sizzled OFF. Drew and I are literally the same. Love ya queens 🫶
New chair alert 🚨
(even though it was there last week but now it seems official)
Deison, the way you started the zocdoc ad with that “hey guys so” made it sound like you were being held hostage 😂😂😂 but you still slay
"i want my fries to be 💫E R E C T💫 had me CRYINF
“I’m parked” 😭😭🤣 girl same! 33:07
Had this playing in the background while I’m trapped on the toilet with just a bra and socks on and my hair UP. So I understand girl
Wait the hair clipped up on the 🚽 description hits so hard though. Can't have my hair on my neck when I'm on the struggle bus 😭😭
LOVE YOU SOOO MUCHHH and i prefer when you are two 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗 and for the hair diarea I NEVER POOP HAIR DOWN i am with you girl, same path
this ep was SO FUNNY !!!! 100% no corn or carrots in cornbread & carrot cake
Speaking of new girl recently I saw a commercial with Taye Diggs and my first thought was “say it with me mengalaaay” 😂😂
I will forever say new girl is an incredibly underrated show
Y’all make my Tuesdays so much better
No like the way I’ve never felt more understood than when Drew was talking about the clothes and the hair ties
As someone who use to work at Starbucks, they can totally make you an iced cappuccino, it’s a little different but the foam would just be blended milk that is foamed up using the cold foam blender.
When you started talk about the women who cut her 👍🏼😳and put it in the Wendy's....When it first happened I wouldn't eat chili ever again....But I was still going for the nuggies...😂😂😂 32:10
Watching this podcast makes me feel better about myself 😂 I too get angry at hot things and when people sneeze 🫣 I legit thought I was broken 🙃 😅
Ratatouille awakened a part of me as a child. The scene where he's eating the fruit and cheese.....fuck me up. Iconic showing of sweet and savory. Wouldn't stop eating that combo for a year
this is so funny i literally just got over a stomach flu or whatever it was and on saturday and sunday i was NOT on my phone and whenever i went to the bathroom i had to tie my hair up and was sitting on the toilet with my head in my hands SUFFERING.
Okay the children’s pizza at Red Robin’s sucks but I get the dantos pepperoni pizza as an appetizer and it SLAPS oml. So does the croissant sandwich.
The hair up on the toilet . Every time the silent laughter happens i’m right there with them LOL
I second putting the hair up! It’s a must!
the ONLY podcast i simply do not miss💘
never felt so validated after drews story on chrismas eve LOOOOLLLLL why does nobody talk about that feeling??? she real for that one
Drew. Yes girl. Hair up, clothes off, phone on the counter, rocking back and forth, muttering to myself. It feels like you just live there now. Ive asked for a glass of water and a snack before 😂 IBS babes know. We understand you.
Drew, if the PB&J thing is solely because of the mushy texture, add some plain Chex cereal and it’s a freaking GAME CHANGER!!! It adds the perfect cronch to ever bite 😍
This is the title that I needed at 3am istg lmao
I also have to put my hair up for any stressful moments 🤣🤣 maybe not the toilet but I can confirm if it's that serious yes 😂
DREWWWW im a starbucks barista and we can totally still make an iced capp (they took it off the menu about a year ago) if you ask for your drink as an iced latte instead, and ask for “nonfat milk foam” on top. that’s the iced capp recipe basically!!
Definitely have to order it like you said. I work there too and some of my coworkers are too new to know that is basically how we made the iced capps when they were a menu item.
58:23 if y’all want a good hot sauce flavor recommendation try salsa de huichol it’s sooo good so flavorful and not like watery if you don’t like that
Best Supporting Actress a CRIME Angela had whole theatres in tears!!! Crying in the club😂
Nah i definitely have had to put my hair up before 😭😭😭😭 those cold sweats are no joke
As you were talking about the DoorDash address problem, I realized that my dinner was delivered to my office and not my home because I didn’t check first 😭
The tomato & mozzarella focaccia sandwich from Starbucks is ✨ heavenly ✨ but I know I can make it at home 😅 it hits everytime for me though 27:23
Heard this from Danae on tt today and immediately thought about you two and your near death toilet stories, “if I drink this I will be able to sh*t through a screen door without touching a wire” no like I’m dead
I’ve definitely put my hair up in spicy situations 😂
i too have stripped down and tied up my hair because my bathroom experience was so violent. 100% relatable. it only happened once but once was enough for me to learn to not eat that much dairy ever again.
Also, Drew I feel you on how irritating is when people add large pieces of salt to dessert like cookies. I HATE salt on my chocolate chip cookies like wtf is your problem?! Lmao….but imma have to exit the room on you hating corn pieces in cornbread lol
ex-starbucks/current barista here: you can order an iced cappuccino! it's an iced latte with cold foam on top (typically 2% if unspecified cause it foams the best) ❤️
The confusion drew had with dylan, logan and paul made me CRY LAUGH. Reminded me of julien LMFAOO
Bro I love this podcast so much. thank you two for making me laugh so hard. (Also shout out to Deison for being my social media crush 😂)
Can confirm I have snatched a clip or hair tie out of the bathroom drawer while fighting for my life on the toilet
Drew…i been there…tooo many times! butt ass naked with my hair in a bun on the tippy top of my head because IT CANNOT touch my neck
i've absolutely gone through experiences like drew explained, hair up, clothes off, sweating through the pain.
Yes one time it was so bad my dog was worried about me.
It’s actually Aaron Taylor Johnson in bullet train, which is hilarious because I always confuse him with Logan Lerman and was definitely thinking he should’ve been in that line up too😂
Logan is also in bullet train though, he just dies hella early on . Love them both !
@@vanessamorales5035 omg you’re right I didn’t even recognize him😂
I would never confuse white men, that’s all Drew! Lmao
Logan is in Bullet Train too for like 10 mins or so, he’s the kid that Tangerine & Lemon are supposed to be escorting but he dies
Whether it is just you both or with guests, TRUST I will be here and loving every second of this pod 🫡💞
I was working when I had a diarrhea moment, and took off my entire uniform, and my hair was tied up already. Drew I’m with you 🙏
I loveeeeeeeeee your show!! It makes my day at work! I find myself laughing out loud and by myself 😂
I’m with Drew about eating hot temperature foods. My man will be cooking and he’ll be like “here babe taste this” and scoop me some fresh off the pan and I’m like “I’ll wait” and he’ll be like “it’s not that hot” and I burn my mouth every time. It’ll piss me off 😒
i love me a bacon egg & cheese croissant from DD but Deison is SO right about the hashbrowns and i too tried to convince myself to like them 😂
Back to this as I’m recovering from food poisoning, I needed something to identify with 😂
26:59 there so good the muffin ones from Dunkin’ >>>>
i love how half of every episode is being silly and goofy and then the other half is on topic LMAO
Drew - Dylan OBRIEN was in New Girl! It wasn't the 13 Reasons Why guy!!!
Add him to the list of white guys you confuse with Logan - I think they are the same person CONSTANTLY.
Anyone who won't eat a biscuit plain is either eating bad biscuits or is out of their mind. God damn I love a biscuit
Lol omg omg I'm dead as fuck right now over drew elaborating toilet traumas lol been there girl! I get it! Totally have had that same exact feeling of gotta get my hair off my neck, gotta get buck ass naked n can't even touch my phone 😂😂😂😂 literally me. Lol
My mom’s best friend literally travels with her Nespresso wherever she goes!! I say do it
It's not just a Drew thing. I'm with you 😂😂😂
Mardi Gras mustard tastes like grey poupon with extra mustard seeds.
It’s definitely got horse radish in it somewhere.
“Someone get a crime scene sketch artist in here” 😂😂😂 im dying
It’s definitely happened…. Lol, the putting your hair up when you’re seriously doomed on the toilet lmfaoo
36:06 🤣☠️ felt this deeply...
I don’t mind not having guests lol I love hearing you two talk
Yall are part of my morning routine & I want you to know that yall always make me happy 💕. Love yall!
the video of you running around the carpet made me cry! 🫶🏼
noo sweet and savory is so good i love salt on cookies and desserts
7:14 Hoot shoutout! 😂
IM SO GLAD SOMEONE NOTICED
anyone who salts desserts must be put on a watch list! I am absolutely on Drew's side!
This episode was so fkn funny 😂❤
32:54 Agreed I want my food hot🔥in my head it means it's fresh😆
I feel that Drew cause the other day? I literally threw everything off my lap and ran to the bathroom. Didn’t even use my squatty potty, the pain was too great. My asshole? Was ON FIRE for an hour after. Im still recovering. I was in my bday suit clinging on to the sink, fighting for my life
love ur pod and love u both. ur vibe is always on point
I feel called out for my love of Dunkin Doughnuts hashbrowns lol
They taste like balloons
@@twoidiotgirls I can't even deny it lmao
I’m a proud DD lover 😂 is it the best food I’ve ever had? No. Is it the easiest to get and I’ll continue to eat it forever? Absolutely
If I have diarrhea bad my hair goes so fast. If the hair touches my warm neck I feel NASTY