FEAR ME HUMAN! I AM YOUR DOOM! BOW BEFO... hey stop touching that... STOP PUSHING ME OVER TO THE CARPET!... uhh... hmm... alright, FEAR ME OVER HERE MORTAL!
When I was like 12 I was nerdily obsessed with lizards and one day went to the pet store at the mall and I saw they had this 4 and a half foot adult green iguana in very shoddy conditions and I told them that and the worker that day literally let me just adopt her free of charge. She was enormous with a wickedly thick tail(which they use like a muscular whip when agitated). Believe it or not that iguana was the sweetest pet I ever had. She never once bit or threatened to bite even a single time and the only time I ever saw her get aggressive was when my folks brought a very hyperactive dog to watch for their friend. She literally was trained to go relieve herself in the same corner of the house daily so I just changed out the newspaper everyday after school. She would roam the house free and sun herself on the couch and climb the christmas tree every December. Every single night when it got dark she would come crawling into my room, onto my bed and fall asleep on my chest or at the foot of the bed. She was the best friend a boy could ask for. R.I.P my weird scaly cat.
Guy that does stuff, agreed! There may be exceptions here and there, but green iguanas as a whole are terrible pets! They are incredibly dangerous with razor sharp claws, a tail full of spikes that they can whip you with and split you wide open, and pack a bite where they can grab on and tear you to shreds. They pack all these weapons along with an extremely volatile temperament, they can lose their chill in a heartbeat for nearly any reason. That's why they have been introduced to so many areas they don't belong, because a very large percentage of owners wind up abandoning they realize they are horrible pets and it is too late. While I love animals I have no desire to own any of them, never understood the human obsession with trying to keep literally every animal imaginable in captivity.
prayforjonas Really need more informative comments like yours.. Really need to reduce on the dumb jokes because I think we had enough of entertainment in this world. More info, more knowledge, more benefits. Less jokes, less "dumb" and "cool" people, less dumber "cool" followers..
It's like when an animal does a threat display and a human doesn't back off, they have no idea what to do. "I guess I'll just... keep standing here... maybe he'll get bored..."
these things are adorable.... this little guy is probably just scared because he is shedding and when lizards shed they get really defensive because the skin over their eyes also sheds meaning they cant see very well and cant tell whats a threat. my water dragon was the same way
@@ferociousfeind8538 do you know about lizards in general LOL- they don’t need teeth to give you a mighty wound or a finger off. They also do have teeth in fact very sharp ones! They are just extremely tiny.
@RUclips Sucks You probably right, sounds kind of unbearable ngl... kind of like that game umm hellblade Seanau’s sacrifice. It’s a Norse mythology styled game based around a nomad traveling Viking woman with skitzo “People that hear voices in their heads” and it kind of sounds like something sorta around those lines which ish aghh. D:
@RUclips Sucks I agree 100% it was an interesting concept and idea. I liked the perma death aspect I guess and the bosses I fought this raven esk, thing and from I remember it was just brimming out with Norse mythos which I fucking love. “Think the aspect that kinda killed it for me was the over excess of puzzles in my opinion”
😂 it just walked on in and now it just wanders around his home, possibly the smartest idea because now it gets free food and nice cool and warm air conditioning to keep it from getting needing unpredictable environmental effects to help it.
@@MrJreed1000 because he owns one. Here In Australia, you're more likely to come across our many other creatures like snakes or spiders than you would a frilled neck lizard, goannas are more common to see though.
Animal Girl *cough* cockatoos *cough cough* cockatiels *cough* magpies *coughhh* every bird that lives there sorry i have a very bad cold you're totally right
lizard: I WILL END YOU! I WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL! human: who's a goood boy? who's a bwaby boy? who's a, who's a? lizard: fuck this -attacks- human: aww you wanna give Dady a kissy aww
He doesn't really do anything, he just stands there with his mouth open the whole time expecting you to be scared and when you aren't he just doesn't know what to do
Except the Dilophosaurus didn't actually spit acid or have frills like Jurassic Park suggested. In the same way they completely misinterpreted what velociraptors looked like (which were actually around the size of a turkey). And most importantly, dinosaurs were not reptiles. They were the direct ancestors of birds (in fact, due to the reclassification of what actually counts as a dinosaur, all living birds today are now technically dinosaurs). So as a result, not only was the Dilophosaurus nothing like the frilled lizard, a pigeon is actually a closer relation.
Dinosaurs are in the reptile family. They did not evolve from birds, it's the other way around, birds evolved from the dinosaur suborder called Theropoda.
godhammer666 forgive me, I was tired when I replied, I meant to say they were the ancestors of birds. However, after working for a month with one of the UK's leading evolutionary biologists, specifically on the topic of dinosaurs, I can say confidently that the most recent classification of dinosaurs does not name them as reptiles. This is something they have been classified as before but as with many things (like the fact that birds today are now technically dinosaurs, not descendents of) this changes fairly frequently in official papers.
Surprised that no one realized he’s only angry because he saw his own reflection in the camera, convinced there’s another one of him in the house. *somebody’s acting jealous* *_Edit:_* Omg, 1,000 likes? Seriously? I was only speculating, but thanks
Ricardo Lima Boi you can't even spell, and how are you able to tell she is cute if her profile picture is the picture of an animated character you dumb ass 😂
The first time I saw one of these was in Disney's The Rescuers Down Under...and I knew I was born on the wrong continent. Australia has such awesome wildlife. Can't believe most people have still never heard of a Cassowary...
Val Fidelis dude u realize ppl who r in this so called trade take care of them. it's called being a reptile or animal enthusiast. so get ur panties out of a wad for God's sake
Now ur being stereo typical. I own an albino Burmese python and I love him to death I treat him like my kid. He's well fed I handle him daily and for a snake that can get up to 250 plus pounds he's very docile so don't sit there and tell me rich ppl that have exotic animals don't love their animals that's y they own them in the first place. On top of that there is no status symbol. They r enthusiasts. I'm a reptile enthusiast I don't care bout status symbol ow whichever. It's my way of life. If I could have a tiger I would. It's all about respecting the animal and caring for it. There's more to it than what meets the eye and all u see is negativety. And I don't suppose ur part of peta
Zerozone yeah but I wait for the prefect timing lol like when my boss tells another coworker what he's gunna have me do, I always blurt out when he says 'he,' did you just assume my gender??!!
Damn these Aussie's being triggered, we damn well know it's a lizard, you're country has no humor, it's petty to freak out when we say it looks like a dinosaur.
And don't even try arguing back by changing the subject to something like all Americans are fat and ignorant, or by becoming a grammar Nazi, this lizard looks like my favorite dinosaur.
He's just rehearsing for his part in the latest up and coming Jurassic World movie! The casting director told Steven Spielberg that he's very impressed with his auditions! 😉
MeganMassackre Gaming Sorry dude but they don't. That's just something the movies made up, along with spitting poison. They do have a cool crest and are almost 7 meters long though.
Lord Inquisitor Ninoslav He breeds and sells them and said to Subscribe so you can see when he sells babies. Or that's what he said to that one comment
All reptiles are amazing but my favorite is the Komodo Dragon... they can swim from island to island... they hunt in packs... they eat their ENTIRE victims (bone and EVERYTHING), they can run faster then the average human and they can grow to be several feet long... and I have seen one in real life... At a zoo...
Actually, the Pokémon were based on real creatures... although looking at them it's pretty obvious, more than just creatures though, plants, symbols, objects, Pokémon seem to be based on everything at this point XD even dinosaurs and stuff.
![I.N "HALLUCINATION" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/n5B5q1Hwt_U/mqdefault.jpg)
It looked a lot bigger in jurassic park.
its dilophosaurus actually, the dinosaur version of them.
+Aether Elijah the real dilophosaurus wasn't anything like the frilled lizard
+onehappy pepper (onehappypepper) but they have similarity such its frill
no. actually the dilo never had a frill. true fact. they were big and only known for the crest. were completely covered in feathers as debated.
+mark smith Said Mr. Bean.
Australians: just a lizard
American's: that's a Dinosaur
*Jurassic park theme starts*
_WELCOME TO JURASSIC PARK_
guess you haven't been to Florida
@MadeinTN I think you mix up America, try China
MadeinTN we don’t eat lizards here 😭😭😭
I mean.. Dinosaurs are reptiles & now they turned into birds & lizards I guess
FEAR ME HUMAN! I AM YOUR DOOM! BOW BEFO... hey stop touching that... STOP PUSHING ME OVER TO THE CARPET!...
uhh... hmm...
alright, FEAR ME OVER HERE MORTAL!
lmao
+Ty Guy :))
+Ty Guy best comment
+Ty Guy HAHAHAH best comment ever!
1v1 me m8 360 no frill only m8.
Hes just standing there... menacingly
GET OUT OF THERE SPONGEBOB
He's in THE 📪!
WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO!!!!!
Is this a good boy?
@@Corvus__ What is it Deputy?!
When I was like 12 I was nerdily obsessed with lizards and one day went to the pet store at the mall and I saw they had this 4 and a half foot adult green iguana in very shoddy conditions and I told them that and the worker that day literally let me just adopt her free of charge. She was enormous with a wickedly thick tail(which they use like a muscular whip when agitated).
Believe it or not that iguana was the sweetest pet I ever had. She never once bit or threatened to bite even a single time and the only time I ever saw her get aggressive was when my folks brought a very hyperactive dog to watch for their friend. She literally was trained to go relieve herself in the same corner of the house daily so I just changed out the newspaper everyday after school. She would roam the house free and sun herself on the couch and climb the christmas tree every December. Every single night when it got dark she would come crawling into my room, onto my bed and fall asleep on my chest or at the foot of the bed.
She was the best friend a boy could ask for. R.I.P my weird scaly cat.
Pretty sure it was a dog.
The risk you take with iguanas is either it’s friendly, or it bites your finger off
Guy that does stuff, agreed! There may be exceptions here and there, but green iguanas as a whole are terrible pets! They are incredibly dangerous with razor sharp claws, a tail full of spikes that they can whip you with and split you wide open, and pack a bite where they can grab on and tear you to shreds. They pack all these weapons along with an extremely volatile temperament, they can lose their chill in a heartbeat for nearly any reason. That's why they have been introduced to so many areas they don't belong, because a very large percentage of owners wind up abandoning they realize they are horrible pets and it is too late. While I love animals I have no desire to own any of them, never understood the human obsession with trying to keep literally every animal imaginable in captivity.
@@crx122 that's my friend is a serial killer
@@eventua11y59 my iguana definitely was in the "bite my finger off" category. I had him for a couple of years and gave him to a reptile collector.
I can tell he loves you but he would prefer if you were dead.
Thiago Vidal lolz!
Hahah
@@notmyrealname6040 what the fck
@Jamie C it's becouse he sees his reflection
Lol
He's like, "All I gotta do is be still. Their vision is based on movement."
prayforjonas Really need more informative comments like yours.. Really need to reduce on the dumb jokes because I think we had enough of entertainment in this world. More info, more knowledge, more benefits. Less jokes, less "dumb" and "cool" people, less dumber "cool" followers..
His comment was a joke... It's from Jurassic World.
STUPID**
prayforjonas nice reverse comment you have there
YOU are STUIPED GruntRule. This line is from The Lost World.
Lizard: I will bath the stars with your blood, I will rain down the gates of hell upon-
Human: “his coloring is amazing “
Same
Hahaha
Bathe
That's the angriest umbrella I have ever seen
is japanese jokai umbrella possesed by spirit... :D
@@shardinhand1243 ah yes of course
Your profile pick makes me want to walk through a haunted corn maze.
Thought this was me lmao
@@tonightsbigloser5678 Nice
Lizard: fear me Homan
Aussie: haha such a cutie
They truly are amazing!
James Fisher reply’s one year later 😂
@@Grenisjake lol
mmmm good kitty dr A uwu
Hammer head dingodile: Aussie aussie Hammerhead
Australians have no fear
Lizard: *hiss*
Australian: I wanna poke it
This is why i wanna migrate to australia. My people are there
Fox Draws thanks for the compliment 😜😂
The Lizard is Australian, not the guy you dumbass.
Riley Bauman - This still applies to Aussies, cool your jets.
@@MandaloreIII It doesn't make sense with this particular circumstance
It's like when an animal does a threat display and a human doesn't back off, they have no idea what to do. "I guess I'll just... keep standing here... maybe he'll get bored..."
Right or they run away and look back lol
"Human! Why are you not scared of me??!!"
"Human! Why are you not kneeling in fealty to me?!?"
Katelyn Monteiro lol
Katelyn Monteiro haha😂😂
lol
Katelyn Monteiro 😂
"Australian: heres my favorite and cutest pet" "Lizard: HISSSS" "Australian: awww"
🤣
true :3
Yup
when he tries to look evil but hes just a little adorable lizzard
these things are adorable.... this little guy is probably just scared because he is shedding and when lizards shed they get really defensive because the skin over their eyes also sheds meaning they cant see very well and cant tell whats a threat. my water dragon was the same way
nope this is normal behavior for a frilled dragon
+LORD WINTER the frilly i had for a while didnt actually do this very often... he was very docile
Until he spits acid
Levin Steiger but soon he will DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!!
He's like: "I'M TELLING YOU, IF YOU TOUCH ME ANOTHER 60 OR 70 TIMES AND I'M GONNA SNAP THAT FINGER OFF.
"Yeah? You and what teeth?"
Stop that kracken
@@ferociousfeind8538 do you know about lizards in general LOL- they don’t need teeth to give you a mighty wound or a finger off. They also do have teeth in fact very sharp ones! They are just extremely tiny.
@@gooseguts Like turtles. I mean turtles have teeth like knives but they are so tiny and sharp.
@@xalex_chomper8458 oh ok
“You’re supposed to be afraid not amused, fear me god damn you *FEAR ME* ”
Sound like something Vegeta would say😭
@J Life thank you. Im not being sarcastic btw
J Life Fuck off, dick head.
OMFG I CANT- XXDDDDDDD
Thats a weird umbrella you have there
@Muhib shah It's an Australian umbrella.
You blind people its clearly a ostritch
@@zerointerest9297 no, its an emu.
Fredbear huh uh, it’s a giraffe.
Naw bro it's a squirrel
Lizard: **anger**
Aussie: haha, look , nice
I don't think this guy is Australian, the lizard yes, the guy na.
That guy's an American...
@@Nick-hv8gj yeah otherwise he would be holding it , you're right
Martijn Dingenouts man that thing is so awesome i want one! Thats a straight up dinosaur
He could be an Aussie faking an English accent
He’s either having 60 thoughts per second or 1 thought every 60 seconds
I honestly don’t know which is worse from a POV.
@RUclips Sucks You probably right, sounds kind of unbearable ngl... kind of like that game umm hellblade Seanau’s sacrifice. It’s a Norse mythology styled game based around a nomad traveling Viking woman with skitzo “People that hear voices in their heads” and it kind of sounds like something sorta around those lines which ish aghh. D:
@RUclips Sucks I agree 100% it was an interesting concept and idea. I liked the perma death aspect I guess and the bosses I fought this raven esk, thing and from I remember it was just brimming out with Norse mythos which I fucking love. “Think the aspect that kinda killed it for me was the over excess of puzzles in my opinion”
MIND BLOWN.... LOL
this must be a dentists favorite pet.
Johnny Smashed this is what happens if Tiny from The Devil's Rejects fucked a dinosaur
Dentist: "alright ...open wide.."
Frilled D: "WRAAAAAAAAAA!!"
Dentist: "okay..not that wide.. you're freaking me out !"
Fucking hell 🤣🤣🤣
looks like a pussy opening
@@vericko8278 lmao
lizard: uses scaring technique that was worked on for tens of thousands of years
james: *no*
Haha, I've only been bitten once and it was because my female missed the worm I was holding. She released immediately and it was just a nip.
Bwahahahahaha
@@Myfrilleddragons you got bit in the nipple?
Give him a snickers, He's not himself when he's hungry.
Tim Corp *turns back into puppy* AHH much better
Tim Corp lol
That cracks me up every time!
Omg yes good one I love that comerial
Get one of those little bite size Snickers and stick it in it's little open mouth hahaha
Frilled lizard: frills his neck to scare off human
Human: aww cute
Frilled lizard: wait no
When he says "my frilled lizard" he means it wandered into his house and tried to kill him, but couldn't, so now it's his
Frilled Lizard is the name of this species...
hoopfest_ 12 😆😆
😂 it just walked on in and now it just wanders around his home, possibly the smartest idea because now it gets free food and nice cool and warm air conditioning to keep it from getting needing unpredictable environmental effects to help it.
non-venomous dude that thing couldint kill an infant.
@@zfrenks4383 2🤡
So this is like a squirrel to Australians I guess
rofl!!!!
nah, squirrels are everywhere, Frilled neck lizards you hardly get to see... Goannas on the other hand..
@@YrielRazik this guy acts like he sees these all the time
I think more like hamsters.
@@MrJreed1000 because he owns one. Here In Australia, you're more likely to come across our many other creatures like snakes or spiders than you would a frilled neck lizard, goannas are more common to see though.
Of course, it has to be in Australia.
EA 333 it’s probably one of the only cute and innocent creature in Australia
Ive actually seen one in my country which is the Philippines but by its name i knew it wasnt native here
Animal Girl what about the platypus?
+Jesse Hills Platypus has poison stingers. That are deadly. X_x
Animal Girl *cough* cockatoos *cough cough* cockatiels *cough* magpies *coughhh* every bird that lives there
sorry i have a very bad cold
you're totally right
When you are trying so hard to look scary, but you just look cute and spazzy.
I am death... nooo dont pet me, i am evil and death!
worldgate989 I giggled so much 🤣🤣👍🏻
Sarah Lonie your so cringey I literally wanna mcfist my cat
?
+LCH gaming You have gaming in your name man you aren't allowed to call other people "Cringey"
LCH gaming
you're*
What a surprise your grammar fucking sucks ass... While you call others "cringe" alright kid. kek.
frilled lizard.exe stoped working
pacman 125 lol
pacman 125 *stopped :)
Would you like to send a reptile report?
pacman 125 are you stupid its obviously a cat
It's actually a Raptor Trojan 495#
Lizard:I WILL SEND YOUR TO HELL WITH ME. Human:Aawwww so adorable
lizard: I WILL END YOU! I WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL!
human: who's a goood boy? who's a bwaby boy? who's a, who's a?
lizard: fuck this -attacks-
human: aww you wanna give Dady a kissy aww
Lmao
He doesn't really do anything, he just stands there with his mouth open the whole time expecting you to be scared and when you aren't he just doesn't know what to do
When ever I see these things do that I just wait for it to start rattling and spit acid.
dis would be the dinosaur called ze Dilophosaur
patio87 a frilled dragon doesn’t have venom
@@dreamsteal4773 r/woosh
@@bigpuma444 r/nobodycares
@@toythief1633 ..and yet, here you are responding 🤷🏻♂️
cmon people, its obvious that he is having a vietnam flashblack
Borno
They were in the trees man!
Peusterokos1 they came from all sides we couldn't even see um man we couldn't even see um
they made joke about vietnam PTSD
*helicopter noises
Borno Charlie don't surf...
As an Australian, I can say that isn't Australian because it isn't trying to kill you
the angel of death ha yeah right had to go to the hospital 15 times on my vacation to ausie land
the angel of death yeah I am
Whereabouts? I in vic
the angel of death
I imagine people get quiet when you stroll into the party.
blaze it u saying kangaroos made me hungry
When the dentist tells you to say "ah" but they don't do anything so you just kinda sit there like:
All I can imagine is the lizard either yelling or opera singing the whole time.
The Rejects Club haha imagine him opera singing, you gotta put the voice over lol
♫Siiiiing for meeee!♫
"And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!"
The Rejects Club and that is how you know you have been on the internet for too long.
Think your gremlin is broken.
He fed it after midnight
Mysterial, Dedicated Gamer & Juvenile Diabetes Activist this is by far the most hillarious comment
Mysterial, Dedicated Gamer & Juvenile Diabetes Activist 😂😂😂
Hahahahahahahahaa
Ded
Frilled lizard: (spreads frill, hisses to scare predators)
Human: slides it across the floor
That part cracked me up lol 😂!
Lizard: *trying his best to be ferocious and intimidating* 😡
Guy: "oooh scawy"
Lizard: *😦*
He's in an eternal state of spooked
Thats cause hes been probally pushing it around and poking at it for hours. Poor Lizard...
And no sense was made during this feel-good bully rage.
Spooped*
Zsa Zsa Umbra
"Non-human animals"
Uh oh, vegan detected
* *Deploys meat shield* *
George Hamvas Hummerich Could you please tell me the right word or phrase to use next time?
Kept its mouth open for a full 3 minutes and 21 seconds...
I'm impressed.
He a Venus fly trap, waiting for a fly to come in
His frills are like the petals of a flower
Genius technique!
Dan Shen like sasha grey...you know...coff coff
its a defense mechanism this animal is amazing
Dan Shen just talk to my neighbor, shell set a record
Frilled Dragon: "Millions of years ago I would have f*cked you up when I was a Dilophosaurus"
Camerman: *continues to film*
Junaid B would have fucked him up, his room the couch, walls, the carpet, that cabinet, that tv. A dilophosaurus was big.
Except the Dilophosaurus didn't actually spit acid or have frills like Jurassic Park suggested. In the same way they completely misinterpreted what velociraptors looked like (which were actually around the size of a turkey). And most importantly, dinosaurs were not reptiles. They were the direct ancestors of birds (in fact, due to the reclassification of what actually counts as a dinosaur, all living birds today are now technically dinosaurs). So as a result, not only was the Dilophosaurus nothing like the frilled lizard, a pigeon is actually a closer relation.
A pigeon would have f*cked you up at some point I am amazed wait that's horse sh*t
Dinosaurs are in the reptile family. They did not evolve from birds, it's the other way around, birds evolved from the dinosaur suborder called Theropoda.
godhammer666 forgive me, I was tired when I replied, I meant to say they were the ancestors of birds.
However, after working for a month with one of the UK's leading evolutionary biologists, specifically on the topic of dinosaurs, I can say confidently that the most recent classification of dinosaurs does not name them as reptiles. This is something they have been classified as before but as with many things (like the fact that birds today are now technically dinosaurs, not descendents of) this changes fairly frequently in official papers.
Australia is truly on another level.
I've seen Jurassic Park I know how this ends
blackscratch blackscratch lmao
blackscratch blackscratch buuuuut but heees sooo cuuuute
idk why but this comment reminds me of Quentin Tarantino Films
blackscratch blackscratch don’t get into the car fool!
Hey, wanna fetch the stick?? go fetch the stick!!!!
It’s cute though.
It’s like a mini diliphisaurus
He just thinks he’s scary and that’s so cute!
Jeremy Smith Learn how to punctuate and capitalize. Also, realize that not all people care if they misspell something.
@Jeremy Smith You didn't use proper English either. This is RUclips, not an academic paper.
Jeremy Smith you really think you’re the smartest one in the room, huh?
@@bills689-7 pretty sure he never get invited to any party
I don't think dilophosaurs have frills
Looks like Jurassic park is the other way around this time
........oh god i hope we can skip then with the lizard in the tiny outhouse....
He watches Jurassic park sees dilophosaurus “🎶hello is it me you’re lookin for!🎶”
FLOWER ACTIVATE!
Dr Giggles HI IM FLOWY, FLOWY THE FLOWER!
Surprised that no one realized he’s only angry because he saw his own reflection in the camera, convinced there’s another one of him in the house.
*somebody’s acting jealous*
*_Edit:_* Omg, 1,000 likes? Seriously? I was only speculating, but thanks
oh thanks , I was confused
Lizard: Is that me? Is that me being better than me?! BEGONE, ME!
Owner: *laughs in amusement*
@@joshuakim5240 team 4 star! is that me? is that me stronger than me ?! i'll fuckin kill me. XD
@@SeeMyEvil Hello!! hahah We came from the darkness, brother!
@@Incognythuz we rule the darkness
he protec
he attac
but most importantly,
he wants human as snacc
HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA FUCKING HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Hey, why people write stuff like this everywhere?
Please indulge yourself and learn to use r/wooosh without making your wit seem like 3 layers of vomit below the toilet, thank you.
@@Srakch r/woooosh
Again, using it wrong and ruining it like the normie you are.
Man, i love how he looks. This is one real living dinosaur :D
Lizard: Yo back off! I said back off! STOP TOUCHING ME!
Da Dragon Durp ya
Da Dragon Durp lol
"Back off Baka!
It's not like I want to be your pet!"
Keith Z.rawski lol
Da Dragon Durp stop being at everywhere
He looks terrifying but cute!
The new jurastic park movie and looking great!
I think the designers got the scale wrong but I agree
Jurassic*
"Jurastic"
No, no, that only works with the t-rex.
way2sh0rt07grad yeah and very weird movie style having it hand recorded and all
Lizard: "i will kill you human, fear me!"
Human: "aw cute"
What a nice looking doggo you have
Don't disrespect Doggo
Your pick cute do you hsve a boyfriend
Can't you see? It's clearly a potatosaurus
Ricardo Lima Boi you can't even spell, and how are you able to tell she is cute if her profile picture is the picture of an animated character you dumb ass 😂
When its standing still , i feel like its looking into my soul, like it wants to kill me...
Its a wonderful Bunny!
Lizard.exe has stopped working
Altiverse *report to microagressions*
He lost his voice but what he is trying to say is.....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
RazerBandit Actually, he's triying to say "HEEEEEEEY HEEEEEEY HEEEY, I SAID HEY, WHAT'S GOING OOOONN!"
Only dogs can hear him😂
RazerBandit 😂😂😂😂😂
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RazerBandit more like SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHHH
The first time I saw one of these was in Disney's The Rescuers Down Under...and I knew I was born on the wrong continent. Australia has such awesome wildlife. Can't believe most people have still never heard of a Cassowary...
I thought these were only in jurassic park
Carter Carrot gremlins!!!!
Ikr? Dilophosarus scene came immediately to mind
Those actually didn’t have frills many earns ago. These ones, in the current age, do.
Dinosaurs were NEVER extinct!They are around us "IGNANT"!
Australia is pretty much stuck in Jurassic era, maybe even older than that
I Wann see it run like they do
jack cook I have a few videos of them doing so
I cant find it you have too many vids lol
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Val Fidelis dude u realize ppl who r in this so called trade take care of them. it's called being a reptile or animal enthusiast. so get ur panties out of a wad for God's sake
Now ur being stereo typical. I own an albino Burmese python and I love him to death I treat him like my kid. He's well fed I handle him daily and for a snake that can get up to 250 plus pounds he's very docile so don't sit there and tell me rich ppl that have exotic animals don't love their animals that's y they own them in the first place. On top of that there is no status symbol. They r enthusiasts. I'm a reptile enthusiast I don't care bout status symbol ow whichever. It's my way of life. If I could have a tiger I would. It's all about respecting the animal and caring for it. There's more to it than what meets the eye and all u see is negativety. And I don't suppose ur part of peta
Dinosaur: RAWR (with the intent to kill)
Aussie: I wanna touch it.
im not even aussie and i wanna touch it
That Creepy Family read my mind
“It’s a survival reflex.”
“Sure is broken now.”
It looks like a mini dinosaur
That's because it is
ITheWonderfulBlue :3 basically is
Like a mini dilophosaurus lol
@David shuffett lmao.
@Chris Johnson gators are Dinos, only thing that's changed about them is size
Hes just pissed cause you still haven't done the laundry.
AKBuilder762 did you just assume the lizard's gender?
Zerozone I make that joke at work all the time lol
Seth Cressy sometimes it could sound retarded lel
Zerozone yeah but I wait for the prefect timing lol like when my boss tells another coworker what he's gunna have me do, I always blurt out when he says 'he,' did you just assume my gender??!!
Zerozone
Kek, funny because a lot of lizards can change their gender depending on various situations.
i think its trying to be flower :p
cringe
Komutan Logar`ın Askerleri Nah, The lizards trying to spit venom in the guys eyes. But it's removed with his teeth. I'd pay good money to see that.
Panda Boy im not girl :/
Komutan Logar`ın Askerleri onlar telekumatlar degilmiydi :D
Like having a little dinosaur. ❤️
He does have gorgeous colors!
People: Jurassic world is fake
Fact: Australia is real Jurassic world
God i feel like it is
Yea fake but dinosaurs were real at some point
There is 69 like's. That's cursed
Jurassic world and park dinosaurs appearance are also fake too...
Dinosaurs did actually have feathers and any colored skins..
Lol yeah I was gonna go then I heard
Snakes are poisonous
Mammals are poisonous
Spiders are poisonous
Even ants there kill you
I decided to stay home
That‘s a strange dog.
Wtf that's a frog
@@tavanozinedinyazidabdul7471 nah bitch thats a cat
Zackneb are you blind, it’s clearly a fish
@@dpr4891 that's a fucking lobster
@@klunt40 That's an odd road kill
M8, your dog is broken. Please take it to the vet. Thank you
That's not a dog...it's a cat
@@thedampiestbadge2836 That's not a cat, it's obviously a frog, lol.
@@zainrazvi8044 your right it's not a cat...it's a mosquito
You’re all wrong it’s a shelless turtle
@@shiningstar3607 b-but I thought it was a enchilada
They don't like it when you stand over them like that. He's doing that because he feels threatened.
Yep. Predators approach them from above. You have to either approach from his level or bring him up to your level.
They just don't make umbarellas like they used.
Im.dead good one🤣🤣🤣🤣
What breed of cat is he? He looks like he might be sick.
It's a very rare breed of hairless frilled pygmy cats only found in the Amazon rainforest by streams and ponds so they can fish.
I love the response to the question XD
Sample Text the dragon cat
Kylie Mackey correction he is not found In the amizon jungle he is found on Amizon prime for 10 dollars because he killed his last owner
gavinnatore yay oh damn
Frilled dragon:DONT TOUCH OR U GET VERY HURTS
James:touches
Frilled dragon:HEKK U
Hekk you?XD I'm going to start using thatXD
Imagine an alien making a video exactly like this
"This is my north american white male human"
Flashback to Jurassic Park lol
different species m8
Lol
Duck Horse same relative.
Damn these Aussie's being triggered, we damn well know it's a lizard, you're country has no humor, it's petty to freak out when we say it looks like a dinosaur.
And don't even try arguing back by changing the subject to something like all Americans are fat and ignorant, or by becoming a grammar Nazi, this lizard looks like my favorite dinosaur.
It looks like a Dinosaur from Jurassic Park
Emperor Nick Thats because it is, just a much younger incarnation, not all dinosaurs died out. This ones pretty cool though!
In looks like heaven dinosaur from Jurassic Park one.
Corey Shepherd lizards and dinosaurs are in two different families. Dinosaurs evolved into birds, which are in the same family as them.
Corey Shepherd dilophosaurus never had the frilled so it isn't
same lizard from movie holes
He's just rehearsing for his part in the latest up and coming Jurassic World movie! The casting director told Steven Spielberg that he's very impressed with his auditions! 😉
Dilophosaurus is not extinct all along
it sucks they aren't the size they use to be
Guys thats clearly a velociraptor
Dragon Flame Dilophosaurus did not have a frill
NFL Time yes they do.
MeganMassackre Gaming Sorry dude but they don't. That's just something the movies made up, along with spitting poison. They do have a cool crest and are almost 7 meters long though.
Australian sees a damn dinosaur:
It hisses:
Australian: I wanna touch it
The look on my wife's face if she walked in the kitchen an seen this...priceless
82ThaDon dude I’m 6.4 and 250 and I would shit bricks if I saw that in my kitchen lol
This made my night. Idk why but it makes me happy seeing this little fella be so menacing. He's like an ant eater, they all bow up on you like WHAT!!!
Dude I think your dog is broken.
that's a fucking elephant
No I'm pretty sure it's giraffe
It's a fucking macaw you dumbass
Captain Giratina no, it's a snake.
Issa knife
Why the hell do you have a dinosaur as your pet, and how did you acquired one.
Lord Inquisitor Ninoslav He breeds and sells them and said to Subscribe so you can see when he sells babies.
Or that's what he said to that one comment
there is a place called ACRE
Lord Inquisitor Ninoslav Australia
zamot699 u mean ARK THE game??
ItsTryHard Dale Nope the brazilian state
When you're hungry but you've lost your voice
No One:
Me: Preparing myself for when it decides to attack the camera.
Well, thats a weird looking cat.
brandon hidalgo I thought it was a dog
Squirrel ASMR my feelings are hurt
Ha
these fucking argonians are all over the place
FEAR ME CREATURE
*guy pets him*
thats enough ill make you mah slave
*guy laughs*
U TINK DIS IS FUNNEH HAH?! TAEST MAH DEDLA SHIALD
AntsPhillipines This is fucking hilarious!
Fucking read this in iDubzzz's voice hahaha
Haha awesome comment :P LOL
AntsPhillipines :))))
lol
Look it having a *Vietnam flashback*
Jack MysGamer What?
Jack MysGamer do u know what hes talking about
JoeBangles is a joke Jesus Christ don't be so serious
Jack MysGamer So was the original comment. Sure seemed that you were freaking out about the joke.
Rmmc 1203 I was joking!
What a cool creature. Tried to look big and scary, and let you pet him like friends. Awesome. One of the coolest pets ever. Great video
WoW! What a beautiful lion
Get it lion cause of it's frill
Hilarious.
Shut it stop being speciesism
Darcy Harris its a joke lol
Darcy Harris animal sjw! We all love animals that’s why we make the joke lol
what Pokémon is that
raascal squirtle
You know it that is not a pokemon
Helieolisk
LMAO
Umm... he's a new one... Dragon-wrath ... lol
In Australia,
Dragons exist.
But a small one
All reptiles are amazing but my favorite is the Komodo Dragon... they can swim from island to island... they hunt in packs... they eat their ENTIRE victims (bone and EVERYTHING), they can run faster then the average human and they can grow to be several feet long... and I have seen one in real life...
At a zoo...
@@Jelly27Fish roflmao
@@sanguineregis5354 you definitely have no way of knowing or proving that buddy
@@sanguineregis5354 how am I supposed to think thats real? what'd they do shrink over time or some shit?
Australian owner: He's actually really nice once you got to know him
"It's a *FRILL* to meet you, owner!" XD
Kristella Jackson ....ok I’m starting ragnarok because you made this joke
HAAAA
HAAAA
HAAAA
What are you an idiot SANDWICH!?!? (ngl the joke is funny)
*plays Jurassic Park theme song*
*Good old days*
Yep
🤣🤣🤣
Just what I thought...
You do realize that its a "dragon"
Imagine just dropping a hot dog down it's throat, like how would it even react
@@tacticalbuttsex4669
Oh gosh
Never thought I’d get whiplash from reading a your mom joke gaddamn
Das nasty lmaooooo
@@tacticalbuttsex4669 throwing up then ?
@@MakuAG yeah she can puke on it if she wants i dont give a fuck i planned on taking a shower afterwards anyway
"Hey, I SAID NO CAMERAS!! You know I run this house!"
*proceeds to sit on his his ass like he's some kinda legendary Sage lizard*
nice pokemon dude :v
It's a nice Heliolisk
Climbing to the end I think it‘s a new Evolution of Heliolisk from Generation 8
He acts a bit like bot. Not so mobile pokemon.
Actually, the Pokémon were based on real creatures... although looking at them it's pretty obvious, more than just creatures though, plants, symbols, objects, Pokémon seem to be based on everything at this point XD even dinosaurs and stuff.