My first thoght when i saw the pic on the video "you complext idiot to morron you should be opening it outside! You stupid?" And yes he has chosen death
Dude, y'all, oh holy hell, I about passed out. Really, things went fuzzy. Had to hit the pause button twice to catch my breath. XD Damn. I think we laughed so hard because it just resonates with us. Had a friend open a horribly old warm beer in my Ford F-onefitty once. He bought me another bench seat. -.-
Instead of air fresheners, put some peppermint oil on cotton balls and leave them all over your car, and at the vents. Baking soda absorbs odors, sprinkle it and vacuum later.
I agree about the baking soda! I use baking soda for nearly everything. Leave an open box in your car to absorb the odors. Sprinkle it on the carpets and vaccum it later. Another all natural cleaner: lemon juice and water. Just put lemon juice in about 25% of the bottle fill the rest with warm water. Should be safe for your car as far as surface cleaner. You can also put lemon juice in the microwave in a bowl and put it on for 1-2 mins. Then just wipe down the inside of your microwave. Sorry about your car. That really stinks! You make me laugh so hard my Husband looks at me like there is something wrong with me. Lol. Of course there is but he married me so it shouldn't be a surprise 10 years later. Lol
All the peppermint, baking soda and air fresheners in the world won't get rid of that smell. He's going to have to have his car cleaned professionally to even have a hope of getting rid of it. There is a reason those cans often have warnings about opening them indoors.
And coffee grounds! They will kill the stink of damn near anything if you leave them in there for a couple few. I actually screamed. Rip beautiful car. Lol Edit: it’s what was used to get the smoker stink out of my car when I bought it. It like, eats the stink not just covers it. Thought it was worth the add. Lol
You’re supposed to open them outside, in a plastic bag or underwater As a Swedish person this is absolutely hilarious, especially when people thinks the smell is because it’s gone bad It hasn’t, it just comes from the deepest watery pits of hell
@@faarsight you put it in a plastic bag and hold it in like a barrel of water, since the plastic bag is kinda thin you either put your hand through the opening and open it inside the bag or you just open it with the bag. Like you hold it warped in the plastic bag and grab the metal tab used to open the can and pull. This is rly hard to explain lol but think of it kinda like if you have a jar with a lid that won’t open and you use a towel or shirt or smthn to get a better grip to twist the lid off. You have a sort of barrier between you and the can but since that barrier is flexible and thin you can still move your hand open the can whilst using that barrier as almost a sort of reverse glove. I have no idea if this makes any sense 😭
Interesting what Wikipedia has to say about it: "In 1981, a German landlord evicted a tenant without notice after the tenant spread surströmming brine in the apartment building's stairwell. When the landlord was taken to court, the court ruled that the termination was justified when the landlord's party demonstrated their case by opening a can inside the courtroom. The court concluded that it "had convinced itself that the disgusting smell of the fish brine far exceeded the degree that fellow-tenants in the building could be expected to tolerate""
why is no one talking about the fact he could sit inside a closed car with surströmming everywhere and not even puke?? he's tough as a fucking mountain.
Haha that's why i had to click on the video haha. I saw him sitting in a car in the thumbnail and I just had to watch if he was actually gonna do it, R.I.P. car
A Swede's interaction from home: 00:03 "How do I open it?" - Are you sure you wanna do that? 00:08 "Do I need a can-opener?!" - You really should google that thing first. 00:10 "It's a can't-opener!" - How are you missing all the signs the universe is providing you?? 00:17 "Oh, here we go! :D" - Lord have mercy on this innocent soul. 00:39 "It. Is. Everywhere." - HOW ARE YOU STILL INSIDE THE CAR??!
i've avoided all that hustle by simply opening it by dipping the bloated can in a bucket of water and puncturing the lid, letting the gasses out first. When molecules of Hydrogen Sulfide(rotten egg smell) plus propionic acid, butyric acid and acetic acid(the perfect ensemble of "exploded ass" aroma) mix with water only a small fraction of the stank is released into the air, as opposed to "dry opening". Edit: there is no free hydrogen in water, so i've been told, thus forced to retract my statement :)
When someone says “im dead” in relation to something funny, from now on, this is the standard of hilarity they will aspire to. I laughed until I cried, then I coughed, and wheezed... I choked I laughed so hard. Honestly the entire thing over took me I laughed so hard. For a solid 5 min I was just laying there, shaking with wheezing nearly silent laughter. This is the standard to which all things “I’m dead” should be held.
Ooooohhhhh nooooooooooo, i couldn't remember what the name in the title was, but then i saw the can and i knew, but i wasn't expecting an explosion lol
Heather Archer It’s a fermented Beltic sea herring that smells horrible and tastes horrible. It basically counts as the worst smell in the world and the smell is gonna be stuck in his car for like a week. I’m from sweden, I know ..
For real, that smell will never come out. Doesn't matter how well you clean it, be ready to smell unbearable fish odor every single moment you're in the car. This guy just essentially totalled his car
@Krister Lagerström I remember many years ago when I went to school in Eslöv. Me and local girl wanted to try surströmming. We had in in the dorm common kitchen and was about to open it when the neighbor (from Norrland) walked in and screamed at the top of her lungs at us to stop immidiately and take it outside to open it. 🤣
@Krister Lagerström I can understand that perfectly. I only tried it once, and that was enough for me! I think it was worth trying just to have the experience, but it was disgusting. Now I'm looking for a good place to try the Norwegian specialty Smalahove.
4 года назад+11
- "I have to sell my car." No, "I have to smell my car" Nobody want´s to buy it :-D
@@ripleycastle5668 its designed to be bloated, there a rivets in the can to allow it to swell. Surströmming is fermented fish, meaning gasses are expanding inside. If it wasnt designed to bloat it would crack open with time. (Obviously it can still crack with enough time, but allows longer expiration date)
@@ripleycastle5668 it probably got bloated due to shipment and different heats, it’s fermented so it’s probably gonna produce additional gas and pressure
Hilarious moments that have made my day awesome since I found this video: - “It’s a CAN’T Opener” - “What’s HAPPENING?!?!?” - *Sips tea through shirt* - “I have to sell my car!” - “Oh what have I did... ew!” - *Upchucks in mouth* “How is it INSIDE of me already???” - “Temporary relief” *with the vent clip hanging from nose* - “Who put the blinker on???” Thank you for these few minutes of genuine laughter and pure happiness. Forgive me for pleasuring off your pain but this is perfection!
I guess no-one told you beforehand that it's labeled a terrorist weapon in Sweden 😁 I hope you enjoyed it! It's delicious with onion and sour cream on dark rye bread 👌😋
BulletBitN I’m laughing and gagging at the same time. There are also some miscellaneous snorts! More than anything I just feel like vomiting 🤮! After I watched the video about Americans eating Surstromming, I cannot stop the gag reflex!!
“Severe projectile.” “I’ve done a lot of stupid things in my life but none of them smelled this bad.” “You think my girlfriend’s gon’ kiss me with this stench?” THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW!
As far as I know: There is a reason why in Sweden they open these things up 1) Outside and 2) in a bucket underwater. It's not a confetti cannon for a gender reveal party.
So. I talked to my friend who knows how you’re supposed to eat surstrommings and this is what he said. 1. ALWAYS eat it outside. 2. NEVER eat alone, always with family & friends. 3. You ONLY eat it once or twice a year. 4. You spread it THINLY on a slice of bread. 5. But that’s only AFTER mixing it with potatoes, onions & mayo. So Brandon. You did it wrong. 😂
This vid was one of my favorites presented by you back then, brah. I still ended up having tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. You seriously should put together montages of your epic past crazy life video's. Refresh our memories!!
Gillar danskarna i husvagnen. Skrattar lika mycket varje gång som jag ser den och den ena sliter ner lampskärmen och spyr i den 😂 I really like the Danes in the caravan. I laugh every time I see the video and one of them tears down the lampshade and use it to puke in 😂
How to commit every single surströmming mistake 1. Acquiring a can that has not been shipped as refrigerated goods 2. Opening said can even though it's severely bulged 3. Opening said can in an enclosed space 4. Opening said can inside a CAR
My mother's relatives live in Norrland (Ångermanland) and Surströmming is traditionally served at family gatherings during August. The cans are opened outside about garden hose length away from the house, preferable downwind, in a bucket of water. Because the odor that emanates from the can is usually described as the odor from the Toyko sewer in August. The fillets are rinsed and place on a serving dish. It is served with chopped red onions, chopped dill, chives, small boiled potatoes, and sour cream or creme fraiche on buttered tunnbröd. Good Pilsner and hembränt to accompany it. We usually sing a lot of traditional drinking songs during the festivities.
"ITS EvErYwHeReeeeeeeeeeeee" "Its crunchy, how is it crunchy already?" "The smell has a memory, you cant get rid of it" "How is it inside of me already?!" " if this isn't the best commercial for febreze, I dont know what is"
Tell me why you thought it would be a useful or funny comment to just literally quote from the video everyone has already watched. You didn't even add any laughing till I'm crying emojis or fire emojis.
As a Swede I my heart sank to my butt when I read and saw the thumbnail. This is definitely meant to be eaten outside 😂 the smell can stain furniture, sort of like skunk spray
it´s meant as a condiment. Everyone talks about it in hushed voices, as if it will summon the devil, but apparently it´s still tradition to eat it around midsummer. Never tried it myself, and never will -.- I mean it´s rotten fish, the joke´s on whoever eats it :D But i guess some ppl like it...
Maybe someday I'll learn not to be eating or drinking when I open a Brandon Farris video. As I was choking to death, re-evaluating my choice of extra whip and drizzle as I watched my life flash before my eyes, I realized I couldn't make a 911 call for help as my phone landed across the room covered in caramel frappe.
I can't believe that he just decided to stay in the car trying to clean it up without puking all of his car. He is a king, a legend, are God that we needed.
*opens surströmming in a car*
Swedes: "Oh so you have chosen death."
thats what i thought
lol
Yes.
My first thoght when i saw the pic on the video "you complext idiot to morron you should be opening it outside! You stupid?" And yes he has chosen death
Best opened under water! If at all.....
"If this isn't the best commercial for febreeze, i don't know what is."
*- Brandon 2019*
I laughed for 30 min straight
It is 2020 not 2019
It's not a good commercial if you have to use that much febreeze though 🤣
2:11
@@amandawilliams4518 it was posted in 2019
"Oohhhhh it's crunchy already. How did it get crunchy?"
" ItS eVoLvInG"😂😂😂
Where do you think they got the slime for the movie Evolution🤔
Lmao😂
😂
Yoo😅
20 seconds in I’m already laughing harder than I have in years.
Naxelar SAME!! The kind of laugh where is so hard no noise comes out!! I’m dying! Wheeew that was awesome
Dude, y'all, oh holy hell,
I about passed out.
Really, things went fuzzy. Had to hit the pause button twice to catch my breath. XD
Damn. I think we laughed so hard because it just resonates with us.
Had a friend open a horribly old warm beer in my Ford F-onefitty once.
He bought me another bench seat. -.-
Dude, no shit 😂 "WHAT'S HAPPENING!!!!!?"
Na
Ssaaaaameee
Instead of air fresheners, put some peppermint oil on cotton balls and leave them all over your car, and at the vents. Baking soda absorbs odors, sprinkle it and vacuum later.
I agree about the baking soda! I use baking soda for nearly everything. Leave an open box in your car to absorb the odors. Sprinkle it on the carpets and vaccum it later. Another all natural cleaner: lemon juice and water. Just put lemon juice in about 25% of the bottle fill the rest with warm water. Should be safe for your car as far as surface cleaner. You can also put lemon juice in the microwave in a bowl and put it on for 1-2 mins. Then just wipe down the inside of your microwave. Sorry about your car. That really stinks! You make me laugh so hard my Husband looks at me like there is something wrong with me. Lol. Of course there is but he married me so it shouldn't be a surprise 10 years later. Lol
All the peppermint, baking soda and air fresheners in the world won't get rid of that smell. He's going to have to have his car cleaned professionally to even have a hope of getting rid of it. There is a reason those cans often have warnings about opening them indoors.
And coffee grounds! They will kill the stink of damn near anything if you leave them in there for a couple few. I actually screamed. Rip beautiful car. Lol
Edit: it’s what was used to get the smoker stink out of my car when I bought it. It like, eats the stink not just covers it. Thought it was worth the add. Lol
Good idea
I second this
"Is it reproducing?? Lord knows I won't. Not with this smell!" -Brandon Farris 2019
LMAOOO
You’re supposed to open them outside, in a plastic bag or underwater
As a Swedish person this is absolutely hilarious, especially when people thinks the smell is because it’s gone bad
It hasn’t, it just comes from the deepest watery pits of hell
Plastic bag? How on earth would that work? Underwater sure but plastic bag?
@@faarsight you put it in a plastic bag and hold it in like a barrel of water, since the plastic bag is kinda thin you either put your hand through the opening and open it inside the bag or you just open it with the bag.
Like you hold it warped in the plastic bag and grab the metal tab used to open the can and pull.
This is rly hard to explain lol but think of it kinda like if you have a jar with a lid that won’t open and you use a towel or shirt or smthn to get a better grip to twist the lid off. You have a sort of barrier between you and the can but since that barrier is flexible and thin you can still move your hand open the can whilst using that barrier as almost a sort of reverse glove.
I have no idea if this makes any sense 😭
@@faarsightinstructions are : open in bag then place bag on neighbors doorstep then proceed to light bag on fire and ring doorbell
If it doesn't smell bad, it's gone bad.
@@Pentti_Hilkuri Norge her, det er en helt sinnsyk tradisjon med surstrømming🙈🙈
Interesting what Wikipedia has to say about it:
"In 1981, a German landlord evicted a tenant without
notice after the tenant spread surströmming brine in
the apartment building's stairwell. When the landlord
was taken to court, the court ruled that the termination
was justified when the landlord's party demonstrated
their case by opening a can inside the courtroom. The
court concluded that it "had convinced itself that the
disgusting smell of the fish brine far exceeded the
degree that fellow-tenants in the building could be
expected to tolerate""
"Your honor, may I present evidence"
*unleashes bio-weapon*
😂
I’m literally crying while reading this
Do you by chance have a bluebook cite for that?
So can surstromming be used as a war crime? Imagine using a firefighting plane full of surstromming and dropping that stuff around enemy grounds
why is no one talking about the fact he could sit inside a closed car with surströmming everywhere and not even puke?? he's tough as a fucking mountain.
That is easy
he smell his wife Everytime
Texas tough hahaha
But how did it spray like that?!? It's FISH! I'm so confusedddddddddd
@@graceb093 It's gas build-up inside the can from the fermentation.
the second sentence... "how do I open it" - I was like "NOT IN THE F*CKING CAR THAT'S FOR SURE!!!!!!!!"
Haha that's why i had to click on the video haha. I saw him sitting in a car in the thumbnail and I just had to watch if he was actually gonna do it, R.I.P. car
That car is forever FUCKED 😂 that smell Will never fully go away
Yeah I can't believe he did that. No joke, getting that smell out will be almost impossible.
The worst smell I’ve ever smelled in my life😆
A Swede's interaction from home:
00:03 "How do I open it?"
- Are you sure you wanna do that?
00:08 "Do I need a can-opener?!"
- You really should google that thing first.
00:10 "It's a can't-opener!"
- How are you missing all the signs the universe is providing you??
00:17 "Oh, here we go! :D"
- Lord have mercy on this innocent soul.
00:39 "It. Is. Everywhere."
- HOW ARE YOU STILL INSIDE THE CAR??!
Eller som många svenskar satt och tänkte "nej nej nej nej nej nej!!!"
Very true!
I was gonna like but it’s at 69
Matt1544 well you can like it now, it’s not at 69 anymore
Best comment ever!
“How to permanently ruin a car interior in one minute”
Is a proper title for this video
Brandon: I can’t open my can opener, it’s a can’t opener
😂😂😂❤️❤️ best quote yet!!!
Nah, the best quote by far is "WHAT'S HAPPENING"
@@kirisamevt I came here to say exactly this. #teamWHATSHAPPENING?!
It was God trying to stop him from doing it inside of his car... he didn't take the hint...
First rule of surströmming: DoNt open the surströmming.
Second rule of surströmming: Carefully read rule #1 again.
Pussies
What is surstömming? when I'm allowed to ask
@@kmb9236 a lightly-salted fermented fish, in short.
@@silc3ents74r oh no
Opening a swollen can of rotten fish in my car seems like a great idea....
Darwin D That’s why there is an award named after you
@@jjvdk90 ever heard of sarcasm Mr. Original?
Darwin D I knew you were sarcastic, but I thought the coïncidence with your username was funny. No offence.
@@jjvdk90 my apologies. I am just an old asshole who no longer knows when people are joking. I gotta go....damn kids are on my lawn again.
Darwin D no problem mate, good luck with those damn kids
Respect to him to stay in a small, confined space with surstroming everywhere
i’m more concerned with the amount of febreeze he’s inhaling lol
Watching that actually made my lungs hurt lol
My asthma would have have killed me lol
Me too
Better question, why did he have so many in his car
I'm more concerned about his lack of opening stuff with his hands
The "what's happening" part of this video has to be the funniest thing to ever hit youtube. My god i could not stop laughing.
The fact that he hearted a comment from a 2 year old video is awesome
I’ve replayed it multiple times and it only gets better the more I watch it 🤣😆
I’m stilll laughing
Hi, swedish guy here. Just saying that smell is never gonna go away. Have fun
"Have fun"
i've avoided all that hustle by simply opening it by dipping the bloated can in a bucket of water and puncturing the lid, letting the gasses out first.
When molecules of Hydrogen Sulfide(rotten egg smell) plus propionic acid, butyric acid and acetic acid(the perfect ensemble of "exploded ass" aroma) mix with water only a small fraction of the stank is released into the air, as opposed to "dry opening".
Edit: there is no free hydrogen in water, so i've been told, thus forced to retract my statement :)
@@timberwolfmountaineer873 r/iamsmart
@@timberwolfmountaineer873 how about water neutralizes acid
Jag är svenne brä
Still just as funny as it was 3 years ago! Thank you Brandon
I can't get past the fact that you were trying to drink your Starbucks through your shirt 😂
Katie A. I started dying
Gotta filer it. Turn it back into water.
Let’s play “When Will Brandon Learn To Stop Opening Things In His Car?” !
Never
Yesss! 😅 😂 😂
WHO want to opening horror Can in car 😂
Hopefully yes.
Never, hopefully
Brandon, from the bottom of my heart, thank you....thank you for not looking up Surstromming before opening that can in your car.
Almost 3 years, still scream laughing at this long after the videos over 🤣🤣🤣
Oh lord the sacrifices Brandon’s made to make us laugh
From the moment I saw the guy sitting in his car with the can in his hand, all I could think of was “Nononononononononono!”
He should open it underwater.
That's what I thought as well
When someone says “im dead” in relation to something funny, from now on, this is the standard of hilarity they will aspire to. I laughed until I cried, then I coughed, and wheezed... I choked I laughed so hard. Honestly the entire thing over took me I laughed so hard. For a solid 5 min I was just laying there, shaking with wheezing nearly silent laughter. This is the standard to which all things “I’m dead” should be held.
Yesss! 😅 😂 😂
Agreed, sir.
As a swede I yelled out "NOT IN THE CAR" the minute I saw the thumbnail
As a Dane, me too
Hahah same
Is there anyw0ay to get the smell out?
That car is a gonner! How in the world is he going to get the stench out?!! Swede as well😉
@@patriciamesa8150 Dry it out first. Then put on vinegar and lemon. Then wipe it away with a cloth dipped in warm water like normal.
I haven't laughed this hard in a while
I saw the title and said "oh no" out loud and then it starts spraying. Poor Brandon
I said the same thing through my screen lol I was like Oh God NOO!!!
HAHAHAHAH SAME. Light it on fire and start again 🤣
Ooooohhhhh nooooooooooo, i couldn't remember what the name in the title was, but then i saw the can and i knew, but i wasn't expecting an explosion lol
I felt his disgust in my soul.
Is it supposed to bulge like that.
Noo! Do not try surströmming in a car. Time to say goodbye and buy a new car now
Tommy H what IS suratromme?
Heather Archer It’s a fermented Beltic sea herring that smells horrible and tastes horrible. It basically counts as the worst smell in the world and the smell is gonna be stuck in his car for like a week. I’m from sweden, I know ..
Heather Archer also it’s surströmming, meaning “sour herring”
Cadera 美学 Omgosh! Noooo poor Brandon! Thx for clarifying
Heather Archer Yeah •__• I feel really bad for him
- "I have to sell my car."
Yes. Yes you do. Did someone trick you into opening a can of fermented and rotten fish inside your car?
Biggest problem is: who would buy it?
For real, that smell will never come out. Doesn't matter how well you clean it, be ready to smell unbearable fish odor every single moment you're in the car. This guy just essentially totalled his car
@Krister Lagerström I remember many years ago when I went to school in Eslöv. Me and local girl wanted to try surströmming. We had in in the dorm common kitchen and was about to open it when the neighbor (from Norrland) walked in and screamed at the top of her lungs at us to stop immidiately and take it outside to open it. 🤣
@Krister Lagerström I can understand that perfectly. I only tried it once, and that was enough for me! I think it was worth trying just to have the experience, but it was disgusting. Now I'm looking for a good place to try the Norwegian specialty Smalahove.
- "I have to sell my car."
No, "I have to smell my car" Nobody want´s to buy it :-D
"WHAT'S HAPPENINGGG" lmao 😂 this was wonderful
The first red flag should have been the fact that the can was bloated like a land mine
Supposed to look like that.
@@swedfilms no it's not
@@swedfilms I did. That exact brand actually. Not bulged.
@@ripleycastle5668 its designed to be bloated, there a rivets in the can to allow it to swell. Surströmming is fermented fish, meaning gasses are expanding inside. If it wasnt designed to bloat it would crack open with time. (Obviously it can still crack with enough time, but allows longer expiration date)
@@ripleycastle5668 it probably got bloated due to shipment and different heats, it’s fermented so it’s probably gonna produce additional gas and pressure
Hilarious moments that have made my day awesome since I found this video:
- “It’s a CAN’T Opener”
- “What’s HAPPENING?!?!?”
- *Sips tea through shirt*
- “I have to sell my car!”
- “Oh what have I did... ew!”
- *Upchucks in mouth* “How is it INSIDE of me already???”
- “Temporary relief” *with the vent clip hanging from nose*
- “Who put the blinker on???”
Thank you for these few minutes of genuine laughter and pure happiness. Forgive me for pleasuring off your pain but this is perfection!
For anyone that doesn’t know, surstrommings is just basically deadly smelling fermented fish
Thankyou 👏🙄
Thank you
@@chaosdisembodied5483 ofc!
@bendy 2089 of course! If I’m being completely honest, at first I didn’t know what it was either that’s why I decided to leave this comment!
Smells more like an anal disaster than fish at this point though.
I guess no-one told you beforehand that it's labeled a terrorist weapon in Sweden 😁 I hope you enjoyed it! It's delicious with onion and sour cream on dark rye bread 👌😋
What's wrong with you. Who hurt you?
“Ugh it’s evolving” 😂😂
“Is it reproducing?? Lord knows I won’t, not with this smell!!!” 😂😂😂 dude lmao made my day
Brandon: “Did you hear it hiss at you when I brought it in”
"I have to go to a car wash... With the windows down."
-Brandon Farris
Dosen't help, the smells will still be inside the car.
@@RoteLars still it's funny he said it XD
@@RoteLars True, that car is done for.. Som i helt færdig! :D
500th
This is one of my most favorite videos ever! not sure how many times i have watched it since it came out but I LMAO every time! Thank you Brandon!
"What's happening?!" has me laughing so hard I cant breathe 😂😂😂
Same🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭
unbreakmyheart sameee
Same
Neither could he
who else is crying because your laughing so hard while watching this for the 10th time
BulletBitN I’m laughing and gagging at the same time. There are also some miscellaneous snorts! More than anything I just feel like vomiting 🤮! After I watched the video about Americans eating Surstromming, I cannot stop the gag reflex!!
Not many video get me like this one. Tears are rolling down my face.
The first 30 seconds might be the hardest he's ever made me laugh... in ever.
I’m crying from laughter
Almost died 🤣😂
You're gonna have to throw out the whole car.
Just throw the car out the window
I love how he didn't even eat any it just killed him
0:54 "I have to sell my car"
Nobody will buy this car. Whatever you paid for it is lost.
The value plummeted in one second flat.
Rebrand it as a authenticly swedish scented car........
I started laughing at this comment and now my cat is mad because it's going on a rollercoaster ride on my lap.
He realy just totalled it
0:55 how much?
Anyone else disappointed that he never actually tried it? 😂
Not me 😂
No, this fiasco was worth him never trying it
@@imbrandonfarris I haven't even smelled it but you reacting too the smell was bad enough for me RIP to your nose Brandon
I am... Would love see you try it! Its really better then it smells like.. U should come to The north of Sweden in The summer and try it for real!
What is that stuff.
his reaction to the smell was probably the most genuine thing I've heard in a while
“Why did God put noses so high up on the face.”
“On what day did the lord create this mess.” 😂😂😂
ℋ𝒾
🅻🅾🅻
Jessica Hansen Brandon’s asking the real questions 😂
I read the first quote right as he was saying it
Snatched the 1000:th Like! 😄
“Severe projectile.”
“I’ve done a lot of stupid things in my life but none of them smelled this bad.”
“You think my girlfriend’s gon’ kiss me with this stench?”
THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW!
I scrolled down to this comment as soon as he said it
As far as I know: There is a reason why in Sweden they open these things up 1) Outside and 2) in a bucket underwater. It's not a confetti cannon for a gender reveal party.
"Oh golly! Quick open so we know if its a boy or a girl"
"OH MAH FAKKN GAWD! Its a putrid baby demon! Clense it with FIRE!"
The confetti cannons used in gender reveal parties are literal pipe bombs
Not underwater, you'll knacker the flavour. Just put a plastic bag around it.
I mean it could be. very fitting actually if think how the parents should feel in the moment...
@@jonasols FFS Rosemary's having another baby. 🤣🤣
"I've done stupid stuff in my life, but none of them have smelled this bad" That took me out 🤣🤣🤣
"I have to sell my car" - Good luck with that!
Perhaps Voldemort would buy it?🤔
@@silver5499 dude u slow slow
@@coldwater5814 what do you mean?
Edit after 8 months: still waiting on an answer 😑
So. I talked to my friend who knows how you’re supposed to eat surstrommings and this is what he said.
1. ALWAYS eat it outside.
2. NEVER eat alone, always with family & friends.
3. You ONLY eat it once or twice a year.
4. You spread it THINLY on a slice of bread.
5. But that’s only AFTER mixing it with potatoes, onions & mayo.
So Brandon. You did it wrong. 😂
Also vodka. There needs to be plenty of vodka.
While true, the most important step is step 0: ALWAYS open the can OUTSIDE, preferably under water in a bucket... this avoids that mess :)
verylongtrain Oh my gosh yesss!!! Does no one ever look up the instructions translation?? IT HAS TO BE OPENED OUTSIDE!!!
I would call your friend fake news. The only step you would need is:
1.Walk past it in the grocery store.
And keep walking
"WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?!"
I laughed so hard I had to rewatch it like 6 times just to be able to hear everything he was saying
me to
The panic in his voice when screaming "WHATS HAPPENING??" I can't stop laughing haha
Just hearing Brandon screaming "WHAT'S HAPPENING?" is probably one of the funniest things I've experienced in a while.
Same, same 🤣🤣🤣
Hi
He sounds like every mom who walks in to their teen sons room to get laundry and dishes
Lmao
TRUTH!
"are you done spewing... Ugh get out of my face..... nAaAaAaStY" 😂😂😂😂😂
the dude stayed in the car the whole time, what an absolute madman
Nobody:
Brandon: *FEBREEZE*
Us: *Worried*
Torah Pickens HOTEL TRIVAGO
Mans out here spraying febreeze to wipe the window 😂
for realllll 😂
"The smell has a memory, you can't get rid of it..."
This vid was one of my favorites presented by you back then, brah. I still ended up having tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. You seriously should put together montages of your epic past crazy life video's. Refresh our memories!!
0:17 It was at this moment, he knew he Fncked Up!!! 😱🤭🤣
StickAndMove keep playing it over lol
0:17-3:01 is basicall that
StickAndMove 🙋🏻♀️
😂😂😂😂😂💯😂😂😂😂
His face said it all 😂 and a rule of thumb never open a can that is bulging like these inside!
“WHATS HAPPENING?????” 😄😂😂😂
Sweden takes no responsibility for this!
Alltid lika kul att se folks reaktioner till surströmming xD
I agree
Jag håller med
Fking sweden
Håller med till 100%!
Never gets boring eller det blir aldrig tråkigt
Gillar danskarna i husvagnen. Skrattar lika mycket varje gång som jag ser den och den ena sliter ner lampskärmen och spyr i den 😂
I really like the Danes in the caravan. I laugh every time I see the video and one of them tears down the lampshade and use it to puke in 😂
How to commit every single surströmming mistake
1. Acquiring a can that has not been shipped as refrigerated goods
2. Opening said can even though it's severely bulged
3. Opening said can in an enclosed space
4. Opening said can inside a CAR
I lost it when he drank his Starbucks through his shirt 😂
LMAO
0:30😂😂😂
Starbucks is the name of a company! You can't "drink a company"!
then you can see the spot of it later lol
Its that brita shirt
I just laughed for 3 minutes straight😂😂 this is comedy gold
GOLD
I cant im crying
I commonly make the mistake of watching these too late at night while everyone is sleeping
I see that Ranboo profile pic
Same
Love your profile picture!
@@OddSodaBottles I love yours too
Ayyy the blade
The reason theres pressure in that can is probably because the decay is still taking place and releasing gases
most hilarious post we have ever seen here at fire dept. we all almost broke a rib!!!🤣🤣🤣
Wears a NASA shirt. Makes the most stupid decision in his entire life.
him: "its probably not as bad as in the videos"
Swedish people:👀
You are suppose to open surströmmning UNDER WATER. :D
@@nr1NPC Amen :D
It’s worst then he explained it
My mother's relatives live in Norrland (Ångermanland) and Surströmming is traditionally served at family gatherings during August. The cans are opened outside about garden hose length away from the house, preferable downwind, in a bucket of water. Because the odor that emanates from the can is usually described as the odor from the Toyko sewer in August. The fillets are rinsed and place on a serving dish. It is served with chopped red onions, chopped dill, chives, small boiled potatoes, and sour cream or creme fraiche on buttered tunnbröd. Good Pilsner and hembränt to accompany it. We usually sing a lot of traditional drinking songs during the festivities.
I believe the real deal is yellow onion
@@vikingkrigare5329 Yellow onions are also good. I just enjoy the bite that red onions have with taste of surströmming.
This sounds so good and fucking fun
That's the respectful way to eat this food. I see mostly attention seeking with these videos. The same as with those people trying norwegian gamalost.
Nej det där går inte att äta
"WHATS HAPPENING" lmao dude thank you for that i needed to laugh
0:17 "WHat'S HAPpenNiNG?!?!"
You've just been coronated Prince of the Land of Eternal Stench.
😂😂😂
"No ya majesty not the eternal stench!"
"Smell, smell bad!"
Omg someone else who knows about that movie
Poor Hoggle.
Ludo friend
I saw the title and clicked so fast yelling "NOOOOO!" It was worse than I expected. RIP your car...
I've watched this about 10 times and I can't stop laughing at "WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?!?"
I almost pissed myself lol
Pamela Jacobson MEEEEEEE TOOO
0:17 that was me at puberty.
wut °_°
Naaaaah💀
"Oh [the smell], it's evolving!" LOL.
0:16 *Can: "You've just activated my trap card, "Stench of Eternal Suffering!"*
Yay a yugioh refrence
It’s super effective
He went from so happy he got it open to horrified he got it open
0:54 no one's gonna buy that car lmao
"ITS EvErYwHeReeeeeeeeeeeee"
"Its crunchy, how is it crunchy already?"
"The smell has a memory, you cant get rid of it"
"How is it inside of me already?!"
" if this isn't the best commercial for febreze, I dont know what is"
Tell me why you thought it would be a useful or funny comment to just literally quote from the video everyone has already watched. You didn't even add any laughing till I'm crying emojis or fire emojis.
@@philidor9657 😑
@@philidor9657 stfu dude
@@philidor9657 the fact that you didn't get why they chose these specific quotes makes me think that you are too innocent to be on the internet.
@@philidor9657 Well you just wasted my time making me read your pointless complaint.
“On what day did the Lord create this mess...”
I hope the revenue from this video covers the cost of a VERY deep cleaning auto detail service. 🤣
Yeah, it’s never leaving the car
Maybe he'll start to like the smell eventually? He'll just be a bit lonelier.
“Oh its evolving” 1:03 😂 😂 😂
As a Swede I my heart sank to my butt when I read and saw the thumbnail. This is definitely meant to be eaten outside 😂 the smell can stain furniture, sort of like skunk spray
You guys have weird food. But you're groovy people, so you can stay. 🙃
What is it
@Sean Harshman ick
@Sean Harshman No, it's rotten fish, not raw... And you don't eat it out the can, that's just dumb...
it´s meant as a condiment.
Everyone talks about it in hushed voices, as if it will summon the devil, but apparently it´s still tradition to eat it around midsummer.
Never tried it myself, and never will -.-
I mean it´s rotten fish, the joke´s on whoever eats it :D
But i guess some ppl like it...
“How are you inside the door?”
“GET OUT!” 😂😂😂 sameee
0:17 OMFG i almost shat myself from laughing so fkng hard, oh my god i love these Surstroming videos lmfao !
“That was some severe projectile.” That killed me 😂
Brandon saying: It’s….. everywhere…..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When he said “NaaaaaAAAssty” I felt that
omg brother
Anyone get thats so raven vibes form when he said nasty
When he pulled out the can opener I immediately knew how this was gonna go and it did not disappoint
Maybe someday I'll learn not to be eating or drinking when I open a Brandon Farris video. As I was choking to death, re-evaluating my choice of extra whip and drizzle as I watched my life flash before my eyes, I realized I couldn't make a 911 call for help as my phone landed across the room covered in caramel frappe.
I saw the thumbnail and screamed NOOOOOOOOI!!!!
Then spit my coffee everywhere when I watched the video. RIP Brandon's car.
“I can’t open my can opener. It’s a can’t opener” - underrated line
There's a (very good) reason why most people open these cans under water! *Laughing like a maniac in Swedish*
“I cannot explain the smell with words”.
*Explains with noises instead*
Not gonna lie, when it exploded; I self consciously died because it got all over the car. XD
I can't believe that he just decided to stay in the car trying to clean it up without puking all of his car. He is a king, a legend, are God that we needed.