Chances are if you live in Atlanta, you weren't born in Atlanta. I've lived in Atlanta for over 20 years & only know 4 people born in Atlanta. Two of those are my children.
@@katcraig7525ep. I was born in an ATL suburb (but you know we call it all ATL). Pretty much everyone who was born and raised there has left. Hell has no fury like… ATL traffic.
Maybe just a caravan of pickups. Now Ranger, now SRT-10, now Raptor and Silverado. On Power Wagon, on Lightning, on (insert your diesel tribe here) and Colorado.
Not a empty cookie tin sewing starter kit! Someone’s definitely on the naughty list with that almost empty jug of Milo’s Sweet Tea. So sad for Santa. 😆🤣😂
I give everyone pocketknives in their stockings. I don't have to help open nothin'. (Victorinox Swiss Army Commander/Bijou - $10 and handy af.) Marvelous, Matt. Happy family.
My Swiss Army knife paid for itself the first week; I retrieved quarters left stuck in pop machines, pulled some from between counters/dryers/etc. ‘Course, back then a keychain knife was only about $5.
"but I live out in the county, so nobody cares" Santa brings something for everyone in this video! Thank you :).....And the used tire shop in the old Chevron lol too true!
Matt this was so funny I had to watch it twice to catch what I missed the first time because I was laughing. Thanks Matt…Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Elf on the shelf, Intimidator on the refrigerator, and Matt over by the cat. You kids better behave! Actually, I wish Santa would publish his naughty list. Maybe I'll meet some really interesting people. Merry Christmas, Matt n'ems!
We ain't forgotten the last time Santa brought Texas a white Christmas... It was delayed until February 2021... We still have flashbacks every time we need to start breaking out the space heaters. And now there's talk of another snowfall on Christmas weekend this year... Santa, no! Santa, why? Plus side, I knew Santa was a union man! Besides, they ain't converting the Polar Express to oil firing yet. They're gonna get those kids to the North Pole on the best black diamonds of the two W's: West Virginia and Wales.
@@patrioticbeats2089 Yeah, I know. Just pray it's one of those quick snowfalls that looks pretty for maybe half a day and then melts. We've gotten those before, we can just about handle that. It's when we get the big 1-2 punch of strong front after strong front that we're in deep trouble.
Dear Santa, I never did get a chance to say thank you for my Vol sweater last year (you did well finding me in England). I don't mind you wearing red. You are the only one who truly can. The rest, well, just bless their hearts.
It was All Good! Thanks for giving the Best laugh I've had in a long time! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all y'all! Needs a part 2! Gotta add some General Lee/ Dukes of Hazzard references and the iconic car horn!
I feel like Southern Santa would appreciate a bit of how we do things here in the UK. To Hell with milk and cookies, how about a glass of a hard spirit, we always did whiskey growing up, and a slice of christmas cake?
Subscribe or I’m putting antlers on your truck
Jokes on you, you'd have to buy me a truck
I subbed please don’t 🙏🏻😂❤️
@@kvol1668 Jokes on Both of you. The wife had em' on before Thanksgiving, and used the kids to guilt me in keepin' them on. :(
I've been subscribed for more than a year and I enjoy your videos and other posts.
Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas.
Subscribed almost since you started. Too funny to miss.
Fun fact! The grinch is from Easthampton, Massachusetts. We have a Dr. Seuss museum here since he's from the area :) So yes, the Grinch is a Yankee
I knew it!
If he were southern, he'd just be passive aggressive instead.
If he were southern he'd be my cousin Wayne. Overalls with no t shirt and about 50 chickens
Fun fact, santa is an anagram for satan.... that's why he wears red. Learn something new everyday.
@@starlingfox1700 Or my Uncle Bubba whose entire plot is covered in trees and old cars he swears he’s “been fixing” for the last 30+ years.
“If you’re going to Walmart, at least get the good stuff” - (
Little Debbies). That’s good.
havent been able to find those simce thanksgiving😡 vendor said they didnt make enough this year to put out
@@lv2flip24 little Debbie’s are still around 🙄we have enough junk food with out them
It’s the Buc-ee’s hat that really sells this. LOL.
That was a good one, Southern Santa😂😂😂
Honestly the best cookies are the ones that have those little designs full of food dye
"The Grinch is either a Yankee. Or he's from Atlanta." I love it.
Hotlanta was already getting infiltrated by yankees when we live in Macon in the 1970s.
Why Atlanta catching strays tho? Lmbo
but if the Grinch got caught in Atlanta, he would probably sit in jail 236 days without being indicted…
Chances are if you live in Atlanta, you weren't born in Atlanta. I've lived in Atlanta for over 20 years & only know 4 people born in Atlanta. Two of those are my children.
@@katcraig7525ep. I was born in an ATL suburb (but you know we call it all ATL). Pretty much everyone who was born and raised there has left. Hell has no fury like… ATL traffic.
Not just any plastic bag, a DG bag. Perfect.
Using duck tape too 😂😂😂😂
“But I live in the county and nobody cares. “ FACTS!
Roosters next door, cows behind me and a donkey on the next block… and I’m in a subdivision!
Lived in the middle of Atlanta, neighbors one door down had a rooster and chickens, best/worst alarm clock ever
"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is getting off early and cracking a beer!"
OFFICIALLY MY HOLIDAY MANTRA FROM NOW ON Y'ALL (thank you Matt! 🤣🎄)
Intimidator on the fridgerator! Raise hell and praise Dale! Barry McGunthrie Jr. Would be proud of this Southern Santa! 😉
I have that car, my son bought it for me.
woo-wee bo!
@@fishrocker95 That's a hoot!
Yee-yee!
DANG! Santa is wearing a BUC-EES cap!
Southern Santa doesn't use reindeer, he has a pickup truck.
Yeah he does! And it woke me up dropping off my go kart one year. 😂
Instead of a sleigh he uses an Old West stagecoach
Maybe just a caravan of pickups.
Now Ranger, now SRT-10, now Raptor and Silverado.
On Power Wagon, on Lightning, on (insert your diesel tribe here) and Colorado.
Isn't the pickup truck driven by Leroy The Redneck Reindeer?
Whitetails, not reindeer
Lmbo. The Dollar General bag as a stocking.
Standing with the brothers on strike!
Awesome.
Not a empty cookie tin sewing starter kit! Someone’s definitely on the naughty list with that almost empty jug of Milo’s Sweet Tea. So sad for Santa. 😆🤣😂
Don’t know where to start, this was so good. But dad and the pocket knife really took me back. 💛
My dad wrapped my presents in duct tape, so I learned to bring a pocket knife to Christmas.
I’m a dad…yup,all I here is do you have a knife…
My husband always has one. Offered it multiple times yesterday.
Looking back, some of my favorite moments of childhood Christmas were when I got to help Dad open the Really Tough packages ❤
Alright, the "Month of free CMT" gag got a genuine LOL out of me.
"It's a Southern Thing" hasn't quite been the same since you left, Matt, but I am loving your videos here! Keep it up! And Merry Christmas!
I agree I stopped watching IAST like it's just not funny anymore
Why did Matt leave IAST?
@@BunnySlippers82 he wanted to do his own thing
I left IAST to follow Matt. Matt was the real star of the show anyway.
@@shelpippg2202 Do you mean you worked there or that you unsubscribed from IAST?
Thank you for acknowledging the coal miner's strike. It should be in the news more than it is
best part of this skit!
Zero coverage of it up here in the northeast. I shouldn't have to find out about it in the comments on a hilarious video.
Yes!!!
Wonder why? Hardest workers out there. Geeze.
Hadn’t heard of it either here in Oklahoma.
"They're magical, but they ain't smart." Words to live by, right there!
I give everyone pocketknives in their stockings. I don't have to help open nothin'.
(Victorinox Swiss Army Commander/Bijou - $10 and handy af.)
Marvelous, Matt. Happy family.
My Swiss Army knife paid for itself the first week; I retrieved quarters left stuck in pop machines, pulled some from between counters/dryers/etc. ‘Course, back then a keychain knife was only about $5.
"Someone is going to try to stuff and mount this baby." - Perfect, and so true.
Love the classic early 90s Reba shirt Matt.
All the NASCAR and Country music references were placed in perfectly
Southern Santa wants beer and beef jerky left for him. Merry Christmas to you and your family Matt.
LOL when I was little we left Santa a beer and potato chips.
Nah a true southern Santa wants a moon pie and an RC.
Nabs and a Cheerwine!
Intimidator on the refrigerator 🤣🤣🤣
That was perfection. I like to think of Dale watching over us.
I died. Raise hell praise Dale
More crimson than I thought but I'm fine with that, unless.....
That made me bust out laughing 🤣. Great as always Matt. RTR!
“Intimidator on the Fridgerator” 😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀l laughed so loud!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!❤️🎄🎅🏼
Jeff Foxworthy said to give Santa pickled eggs and a cold beer, but who wants a drunk Santa with diarrhea. Things could get awkward.
You beat me to it about the pickled eggs and cold beer. I've never had pickled egss, so I don't know first hand about the side effects.
@@ronald3419 🤣
Don’t give em milk, give em a bud light… or a Budweiser, maybe a Busch
We used to leave out two or three airport bottles _Jim Beam._
I used like the idea that dad drank the same whiskey as Santa.
Busch light
Hell naw. I'm always on the naughty list. He's getting Natty Light lol
My Irish family leaves him a Guinness…
Nah, Santa likes whiskey.
That Eater Bunny joke was gold
That was funny as heck, but if there’s ever an “Inconsiderate’ list I am in deep doo doo. 😂
Please leave a Natty Light and a bojangles smoked sausage link biscuit for southern Santa y'all.
The antlers were hilarious!! Especially since I took one on Christmas Eve morning! Guess how many wrecker companies take the day off!?!😖❤️😘
Hope you enjoy making these as much as we enjoy watching. Thank you for your humor and a window home. Merry Christmas to you and your family.
that cmt joke was slept on. well done 🤣
"but I live out in the county, so nobody cares" Santa brings something for everyone in this video! Thank you :).....And the used tire shop in the old Chevron lol too true!
Matt you need to make a part 2! This was your best video yet!
If this Santa came to my house a shot of whiskey, fried chicken, and homemade biscuits be waiting for him.
The Buc-ee's hat. Yessssss
Santa supports workers' rights!
Unless you’re an elf
Matt this was so funny I had to watch it twice to catch what I missed the first time because I was laughing. Thanks Matt…Merry Christmas to you and your family.
The little debbie cameo
Good on you. Solidarity forever
A reindeer named Bocephus!! I love it! Merry Christmas!
✊Santa ain’t finna cross no picket line
I am that dad that has a pocket knife to open gifts even though I am not a dad LOL
Up on the rooftop shot gun shells.
Who rang memaws dinner bell?
In through the screen door, flip flop flip
Must be good ol' billie-john-nick.
Intimidator on the Refridgerator. Love it.
You never cease to make me laugh! Love these. Thank you for putting in the work to do them.
Elf on the shelf, Intimidator on the refrigerator, and Matt over by the cat. You kids better behave!
Actually, I wish Santa would publish his naughty list. Maybe I'll meet some really interesting people. Merry Christmas, Matt n'ems!
How old are you
Now this Santa I can relate too. 🤣🤣🤣
We ain't forgotten the last time Santa brought Texas a white Christmas... It was delayed until February 2021... We still have flashbacks every time we need to start breaking out the space heaters. And now there's talk of another snowfall on Christmas weekend this year... Santa, no! Santa, why?
Plus side, I knew Santa was a union man! Besides, they ain't converting the Polar Express to oil firing yet. They're gonna get those kids to the North Pole on the best black diamonds of the two W's: West Virginia and Wales.
We may be due for another. Supposed to be in the 20s this week 🥶
@@patrioticbeats2089 Yeah, I know. Just pray it's one of those quick snowfalls that looks pretty for maybe half a day and then melts. We've gotten those before, we can just about handle that. It's when we get the big 1-2 punch of strong front after strong front that we're in deep trouble.
The water iced over but it never snowed here just flurries
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays man!
Mrs Clause always has Wesson earl in her cabinet
Intimidator on the fridge-orator lol 😂
I can’t tell you enough how much I love your content!! Best stuff ever!!
If Santa would name one of his reindeer Dale Jr. I'm afraid I would have to cancel Christmas in my house.
Do the reindeer have sponsor stickers?
I just described my last three Exes lmfao
Dear Santa, I never did get a chance to say thank you for my Vol sweater last year (you did well finding me in England). I don't mind you wearing red. You are the only one who truly can. The rest, well, just bless their hearts.
🤣🤣🤣
"Now that you mention it, his ears are pointy"
It’s the deer names for me😩😂 sounds like calling our huntin dogs😅😂🙌🏻
It was All Good! Thanks for giving the Best laugh I've had in a long time!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all y'all!
Needs a part 2! Gotta add some General Lee/ Dukes of Hazzard references and the iconic car horn!
The Intimidator on the 'fridgerator...
Lmfao... that one, for some reason, really got me... lol😂😂😂
I am crying. I had to stop because I was laughing so hard 😂😂
That’s hilariously true. Especially Papa with the pocket knife 😂❤
"I live out in the county" killed me. Good stuff!
Not Bocephus! I'm 💀. 🤣 🤣
On Cope, on Hagen? Those must be some North Georgia reindeer. They probably come with two ex-wives and a Chevy Silverado.
Chew!😂
Santa wears a Reba shirt! 😂😂😂
I feel like Southern Santa would appreciate a bit of how we do things here in the UK. To Hell with milk and cookies, how about a glass of a hard spirit, we always did whiskey growing up, and a slice of christmas cake?
@2:15 😂 Intimidator on the refrigerator, raise hell n praise Dale 🤣
"Intimidator on a refrigerator" - I choked on my potato chips.
Watched it again. "I live out in the county..." is my favorite line!
Are you wearing a Reba shirt? 🧐🧐 niiiiiice!
Mamas WILL be happy for the distractions so we can allow our minds to rest for a little while!🤣
I just love that Santa is wearing a Reba shirt!! That proves that he’s the real deal!!! 😉😂💖
Okay, so now I kind of want to hear you perform Your own southern version of the famous night before Christmas poem
I agree with the Ford not making it a mile down the road! 😂
Found
On
Roadside
Dead
This is now my favorite!
Santa probably does wear a Buc-ees cap,too🤣🤣🤣
IAST is still fine but we just love Matt he's infectious, and always gets a laugh
Maaaaaaatt!!! Thanks for the laughs! They are wholly appreciated.
“That and he’s from Atlanta” Lol as someone from Atlanta that was funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"on dale and dale jr" that was the first of many things to make me chuckle lol
Southern Santa revealing secrets about Xmas...This is probably closer to the truth than we know.
Probably one of ypur best Matt!!! Keep em coming!
I just love this guy. When I watch his videos I make sure the tissues are near by. ;)
The intimidator on the refrigerator gotta love Piggly Wiggly
"yeah,
that
ain't goin' nowhere!"
intimidator on a frigerator ... perfect.
😂😂😂 Merry Christmas, Matt and Family!!
Yup "I live out in the county" is something I never heard up north.
One of your best of all time! And that is saying something! Merry Christmas and God bless you and yours! Thank you for keeping us laughing. 😂❤
I love how southern Santa steals a Christmas tree cake, and it’s perfect.
Dang, that was loaded with goodies, 😂❤ I’m gonna need to watch it at least one more time to catch them all, and I’m southern adjacent (Texas)
This is hilarious! Well, thanks for sharing! Have a great day!
The Easter bunny joke 😂😂
So good Matt! Roll Tide!!
OML, the headlights on the plane.😂😂😂
This video should be label “if Matt was Santa Claus”!!🤣
Intimidator on the fridgerator! New tradition 😂😂😂
Santa = Union Strong!!