If Santa Was Southern

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @alostrich
    @alostrich  Год назад +405

    Subscribe or I’m putting antlers on your truck

    • @kvol1668
      @kvol1668 Год назад +24

      Jokes on you, you'd have to buy me a truck

    • @InFamousPauleyD1985
      @InFamousPauleyD1985 Год назад +2

      I subbed please don’t 🙏🏻😂❤️

    • @Mr-G131
      @Mr-G131 Год назад +10

      @@kvol1668 Jokes on Both of you. The wife had em' on before Thanksgiving, and used the kids to guilt me in keepin' them on. :(

    • @christianoliver3572
      @christianoliver3572 Год назад +4

      I've been subscribed for more than a year and I enjoy your videos and other posts.
      Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas.

    • @tswain92_
      @tswain92_ Год назад +3

      Subscribed almost since you started. Too funny to miss.

  • @heathermoczydlowski1742
    @heathermoczydlowski1742 Год назад +1013

    Fun fact! The grinch is from Easthampton, Massachusetts. We have a Dr. Seuss museum here since he's from the area :) So yes, the Grinch is a Yankee

    • @alostrich
      @alostrich  Год назад +334

      I knew it!

    • @McSomething15
      @McSomething15 Год назад +111

      If he were southern, he'd just be passive aggressive instead.

    • @starlingfox1700
      @starlingfox1700 Год назад +70

      If he were southern he'd be my cousin Wayne. Overalls with no t shirt and about 50 chickens

    • @battlereadyarmour2362
      @battlereadyarmour2362 Год назад

      Fun fact, santa is an anagram for satan.... that's why he wears red. Learn something new everyday.

    • @RushFanatic87
      @RushFanatic87 Год назад +40

      @@starlingfox1700 Or my Uncle Bubba whose entire plot is covered in trees and old cars he swears he’s “been fixing” for the last 30+ years.

  • @gregorywhite6918
    @gregorywhite6918 Год назад +238

    “If you’re going to Walmart, at least get the good stuff” - (
    Little Debbies). That’s good.

    • @lv2flip24
      @lv2flip24 Год назад +6

      havent been able to find those simce thanksgiving😡 vendor said they didnt make enough this year to put out

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 Год назад +1

      @@lv2flip24 little Debbie’s are still around 🙄we have enough junk food with out them

    • @Bad_Llama
      @Bad_Llama Год назад +3

      It’s the Buc-ee’s hat that really sells this. LOL.

    • @jameswood231
      @jameswood231 11 месяцев назад

      That was a good one, Southern Santa😂😂😂

    • @ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb
      @ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb 8 месяцев назад

      Honestly the best cookies are the ones that have those little designs full of food dye

  • @seigephoenix
    @seigephoenix Год назад +279

    "The Grinch is either a Yankee. Or he's from Atlanta." I love it.

    • @scottfw7169
      @scottfw7169 Год назад

      Hotlanta was already getting infiltrated by yankees when we live in Macon in the 1970s.

    • @Michael_B82
      @Michael_B82 Год назад +9

      Why Atlanta catching strays tho? Lmbo

    • @macking104
      @macking104 Год назад +12

      but if the Grinch got caught in Atlanta, he would probably sit in jail 236 days without being indicted…

    • @katcraig7525
      @katcraig7525 Год назад +16

      Chances are if you live in Atlanta, you weren't born in Atlanta. I've lived in Atlanta for over 20 years & only know 4 people born in Atlanta. Two of those are my children.

    • @shellbell2167
      @shellbell2167 Год назад +14

      @@katcraig7525ep. I was born in an ATL suburb (but you know we call it all ATL). Pretty much everyone who was born and raised there has left. Hell has no fury like… ATL traffic.

  • @light_and_sound
    @light_and_sound Год назад +105

    Not just any plastic bag, a DG bag. Perfect.

    • @CeliaBordeaux
      @CeliaBordeaux 5 месяцев назад

      Using duck tape too 😂😂😂😂

  • @chrisdavenport6992
    @chrisdavenport6992 Год назад +156

    “But I live in the county and nobody cares. “ FACTS!

    • @donjackson5522
      @donjackson5522 11 месяцев назад +3

      Roosters next door, cows behind me and a donkey on the next block… and I’m in a subdivision!

    • @nzingahendricks4128
      @nzingahendricks4128 10 месяцев назад +1

      Lived in the middle of Atlanta, neighbors one door down had a rooster and chickens, best/worst alarm clock ever

  • @Desaki65
    @Desaki65 Год назад +45

    "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is getting off early and cracking a beer!"
    OFFICIALLY MY HOLIDAY MANTRA FROM NOW ON Y'ALL (thank you Matt! 🤣🎄)

  • @live2create
    @live2create Год назад +114

    Intimidator on the fridgerator! Raise hell and praise Dale! Barry McGunthrie Jr. Would be proud of this Southern Santa! 😉

  • @davidadcock8717
    @davidadcock8717 Год назад +64

    DANG! Santa is wearing a BUC-EES cap!

  • @kevinramsey417
    @kevinramsey417 Год назад +103

    Southern Santa doesn't use reindeer, he has a pickup truck.

    • @Lenzid82
      @Lenzid82 Год назад +8

      Yeah he does! And it woke me up dropping off my go kart one year. 😂

    • @trollerpilotxiv3079
      @trollerpilotxiv3079 Год назад

      Instead of a sleigh he uses an Old West stagecoach

    • @Impaleify
      @Impaleify Год назад +2

      Maybe just a caravan of pickups.
      Now Ranger, now SRT-10, now Raptor and Silverado.
      On Power Wagon, on Lightning, on (insert your diesel tribe here) and Colorado.

    • @melissacooper8724
      @melissacooper8724 Год назад +2

      Isn't the pickup truck driven by Leroy The Redneck Reindeer?

    • @aubreycasler-qd1yl
      @aubreycasler-qd1yl 9 месяцев назад +1

      Whitetails, not reindeer

  • @MrsAlmaTrumble
    @MrsAlmaTrumble Год назад +73

    Lmbo. The Dollar General bag as a stocking.

  • @dclark142002
    @dclark142002 Год назад +134

    Standing with the brothers on strike!
    Awesome.

  • @pattywilliams788
    @pattywilliams788 Год назад +85

    Not a empty cookie tin sewing starter kit! Someone’s definitely on the naughty list with that almost empty jug of Milo’s Sweet Tea. So sad for Santa. 😆🤣😂

  • @kellie6496
    @kellie6496 Год назад +193

    Don’t know where to start, this was so good. But dad and the pocket knife really took me back. 💛

    • @MuriKakari
      @MuriKakari Год назад +11

      My dad wrapped my presents in duct tape, so I learned to bring a pocket knife to Christmas.

    • @brettlindke5226
      @brettlindke5226 Год назад +4

      I’m a dad…yup,all I here is do you have a knife…

    • @zuzuspetals9281
      @zuzuspetals9281 Год назад +3

      My husband always has one. Offered it multiple times yesterday.

    • @meganofsherwood3665
      @meganofsherwood3665 11 месяцев назад

      Looking back, some of my favorite moments of childhood Christmas were when I got to help Dad open the Really Tough packages ❤

  • @Prederick
    @Prederick Год назад +18

    Alright, the "Month of free CMT" gag got a genuine LOL out of me.

  • @ghostlyrose8946
    @ghostlyrose8946 Год назад +382

    "It's a Southern Thing" hasn't quite been the same since you left, Matt, but I am loving your videos here! Keep it up! And Merry Christmas!

    • @MomLife-wb3qr
      @MomLife-wb3qr Год назад +20

      I agree I stopped watching IAST like it's just not funny anymore

    • @BunnySlippers82
      @BunnySlippers82 Год назад +10

      Why did Matt leave IAST?

    • @fishrocker95
      @fishrocker95 Год назад +12

      @@BunnySlippers82 he wanted to do his own thing

    • @shelpippg2202
      @shelpippg2202 Год назад +17

      I left IAST to follow Matt. Matt was the real star of the show anyway.

    • @BunnySlippers82
      @BunnySlippers82 Год назад +1

      @@shelpippg2202 Do you mean you worked there or that you unsubscribed from IAST?

  • @nellwarnes7273
    @nellwarnes7273 Год назад +140

    Thank you for acknowledging the coal miner's strike. It should be in the news more than it is

    • @etprint
      @etprint Год назад +5

      best part of this skit!

    • @solutionorppt
      @solutionorppt Год назад +9

      Zero coverage of it up here in the northeast. I shouldn't have to find out about it in the comments on a hilarious video.

    • @pamela5250
      @pamela5250 Год назад +1

      Yes!!!

    • @infallibleblue
      @infallibleblue Год назад +3

      Wonder why? Hardest workers out there. Geeze.

    • @TheCJTok
      @TheCJTok Год назад +1

      Hadn’t heard of it either here in Oklahoma.

  • @mikebridges20
    @mikebridges20 11 месяцев назад +3

    "They're magical, but they ain't smart." Words to live by, right there!

  • @mitchellminer9597
    @mitchellminer9597 Год назад +49

    I give everyone pocketknives in their stockings. I don't have to help open nothin'.
    (Victorinox Swiss Army Commander/Bijou - $10 and handy af.)
    Marvelous, Matt. Happy family.

    • @llamasugar5478
      @llamasugar5478 Год назад +6

      My Swiss Army knife paid for itself the first week; I retrieved quarters left stuck in pop machines, pulled some from between counters/dryers/etc. ‘Course, back then a keychain knife was only about $5.

  • @tommyhawks856
    @tommyhawks856 Год назад +39

    "Someone is going to try to stuff and mount this baby." - Perfect, and so true.

  • @Predemption
    @Predemption Год назад +41

    Love the classic early 90s Reba shirt Matt.

  • @jonnewton9747
    @jonnewton9747 Год назад +26

    All the NASCAR and Country music references were placed in perfectly

  • @terryschiller2625
    @terryschiller2625 Год назад +205

    Southern Santa wants beer and beef jerky left for him. Merry Christmas to you and your family Matt.

    • @kristyhilt7317
      @kristyhilt7317 Год назад +5

      LOL when I was little we left Santa a beer and potato chips.

    • @iDoit4LoLz
      @iDoit4LoLz Год назад +5

      Nah a true southern Santa wants a moon pie and an RC.

    • @donjackson5522
      @donjackson5522 11 месяцев назад +1

      Nabs and a Cheerwine!

  • @jessicaaudate
    @jessicaaudate Год назад +29

    Intimidator on the refrigerator 🤣🤣🤣

    • @deemariedubois4916
      @deemariedubois4916 Год назад +1

      That was perfection. I like to think of Dale watching over us.

    • @TheSaltySeaman
      @TheSaltySeaman Год назад +1

      I died. Raise hell praise Dale

  • @buttertoast117
    @buttertoast117 Год назад +60

    More crimson than I thought but I'm fine with that, unless.....
    That made me bust out laughing 🤣. Great as always Matt. RTR!

  • @valeriebroussard630
    @valeriebroussard630 Год назад +15

    “Intimidator on the Fridgerator” 😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀l laughed so loud!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!❤️🎄🎅🏼

  • @tswain92_
    @tswain92_ Год назад +54

    Jeff Foxworthy said to give Santa pickled eggs and a cold beer, but who wants a drunk Santa with diarrhea. Things could get awkward.

    • @ronald3419
      @ronald3419 Год назад +3

      You beat me to it about the pickled eggs and cold beer. I've never had pickled egss, so I don't know first hand about the side effects.

    • @tswain92_
      @tswain92_ Год назад

      @@ronald3419 🤣

  • @GH0ST_76
    @GH0ST_76 Год назад +75

    Don’t give em milk, give em a bud light… or a Budweiser, maybe a Busch

    • @nautifella
      @nautifella Год назад +9

      We used to leave out two or three airport bottles _Jim Beam._
      I used like the idea that dad drank the same whiskey as Santa.

    • @rustyshackleford1235
      @rustyshackleford1235 Год назад +1

      Busch light

    • @lionheartholder6257
      @lionheartholder6257 Год назад

      Hell naw. I'm always on the naughty list. He's getting Natty Light lol

    • @LluluLefan
      @LluluLefan Год назад

      My Irish family leaves him a Guinness…

    • @paulabroadway1697
      @paulabroadway1697 Год назад

      Nah, Santa likes whiskey.

  • @john_pr2
    @john_pr2 Год назад +28

    That Eater Bunny joke was gold

  • @jakeizlove
    @jakeizlove Год назад +8

    That was funny as heck, but if there’s ever an “Inconsiderate’ list I am in deep doo doo. 😂

  • @GEAUXUNA
    @GEAUXUNA Год назад +23

    Please leave a Natty Light and a bojangles smoked sausage link biscuit for southern Santa y'all.

  • @marshaworkman2764
    @marshaworkman2764 Год назад +16

    The antlers were hilarious!! Especially since I took one on Christmas Eve morning! Guess how many wrecker companies take the day off!?!😖❤️😘

  • @marywaltet5080
    @marywaltet5080 Год назад +17

    Hope you enjoy making these as much as we enjoy watching. Thank you for your humor and a window home. Merry Christmas to you and your family.

  • @dylancotton634
    @dylancotton634 Год назад +28

    that cmt joke was slept on. well done 🤣

  • @CuriousEarthMan
    @CuriousEarthMan Год назад +5

    "but I live out in the county, so nobody cares" Santa brings something for everyone in this video! Thank you :).....And the used tire shop in the old Chevron lol too true!

  • @chriswoodson5075
    @chriswoodson5075 Год назад +27

    Matt you need to make a part 2! This was your best video yet!

  • @lacyhay9022
    @lacyhay9022 Год назад +3

    If this Santa came to my house a shot of whiskey, fried chicken, and homemade biscuits be waiting for him.

  • @t.thompson8985
    @t.thompson8985 Год назад +9

    The Buc-ee's hat. Yessssss

  • @JoeAllenD
    @JoeAllenD Год назад +11

    Santa supports workers' rights!

  • @deemariedubois4916
    @deemariedubois4916 Год назад +22

    Matt this was so funny I had to watch it twice to catch what I missed the first time because I was laughing. Thanks Matt…Merry Christmas to you and your family.

  • @andrewstafford6454
    @andrewstafford6454 Год назад +11

    The little debbie cameo

  • @glitch42
    @glitch42 Год назад +4

    Good on you. Solidarity forever

  • @crystalmcnear1483
    @crystalmcnear1483 Год назад +5

    A reindeer named Bocephus!! I love it! Merry Christmas!

  • @dope23island
    @dope23island Год назад +7

    ✊Santa ain’t finna cross no picket line

  • @Mitchell2311
    @Mitchell2311 Год назад +20

    I am that dad that has a pocket knife to open gifts even though I am not a dad LOL

  • @zack32460
    @zack32460 Год назад +7

    Up on the rooftop shot gun shells.
    Who rang memaws dinner bell?
    In through the screen door, flip flop flip
    Must be good ol' billie-john-nick.

  • @carlfromtheoc1788
    @carlfromtheoc1788 Год назад +1

    Intimidator on the Refridgerator. Love it.

  • @akross6966
    @akross6966 Год назад +5

    You never cease to make me laugh! Love these. Thank you for putting in the work to do them.

  • @skydiverclassc2031
    @skydiverclassc2031 Год назад +11

    Elf on the shelf, Intimidator on the refrigerator, and Matt over by the cat. You kids better behave!
    Actually, I wish Santa would publish his naughty list. Maybe I'll meet some really interesting people. Merry Christmas, Matt n'ems!

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 Год назад

      How old are you

  • @otisstodghill1448
    @otisstodghill1448 Год назад +17

    Now this Santa I can relate too. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sirrliv
    @sirrliv Год назад +10

    We ain't forgotten the last time Santa brought Texas a white Christmas... It was delayed until February 2021... We still have flashbacks every time we need to start breaking out the space heaters. And now there's talk of another snowfall on Christmas weekend this year... Santa, no! Santa, why?
    Plus side, I knew Santa was a union man! Besides, they ain't converting the Polar Express to oil firing yet. They're gonna get those kids to the North Pole on the best black diamonds of the two W's: West Virginia and Wales.

    • @patrioticbeats2089
      @patrioticbeats2089 Год назад +2

      We may be due for another. Supposed to be in the 20s this week 🥶

    • @sirrliv
      @sirrliv Год назад

      @@patrioticbeats2089 Yeah, I know. Just pray it's one of those quick snowfalls that looks pretty for maybe half a day and then melts. We've gotten those before, we can just about handle that. It's when we get the big 1-2 punch of strong front after strong front that we're in deep trouble.

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 Год назад

      The water iced over but it never snowed here just flurries

  • @von_Farr
    @von_Farr Год назад +11

    Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays man!

  • @annette4444
    @annette4444 Год назад +4

    Mrs Clause always has Wesson earl in her cabinet

  • @nick.100
    @nick.100 Год назад +3

    Intimidator on the fridge-orator lol 😂

  • @ReidP
    @ReidP Год назад +3

    I can’t tell you enough how much I love your content!! Best stuff ever!!

  • @andersniemi6046
    @andersniemi6046 Год назад +3

    If Santa would name one of his reindeer Dale Jr. I'm afraid I would have to cancel Christmas in my house.

    • @donjackson5522
      @donjackson5522 11 месяцев назад +1

      Do the reindeer have sponsor stickers?

  • @TheNEPTY
    @TheNEPTY Год назад +14

    I just described my last three Exes lmfao

  • @kimberlymcguinness6016
    @kimberlymcguinness6016 Год назад +4

    Dear Santa, I never did get a chance to say thank you for my Vol sweater last year (you did well finding me in England). I don't mind you wearing red. You are the only one who truly can. The rest, well, just bless their hearts.

  • @piratescove4
    @piratescove4 Год назад +5

    "Now that you mention it, his ears are pointy"

  • @meticulous_pickulous30
    @meticulous_pickulous30 Год назад +1

    It’s the deer names for me😩😂 sounds like calling our huntin dogs😅😂🙌🏻

  • @PoBoyRacing80
    @PoBoyRacing80 Год назад +2

    It was All Good! Thanks for giving the Best laugh I've had in a long time!
    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all y'all!
    Needs a part 2! Gotta add some General Lee/ Dukes of Hazzard references and the iconic car horn!

  • @anthonymuzyczek
    @anthonymuzyczek 11 месяцев назад

    The Intimidator on the 'fridgerator...
    Lmfao... that one, for some reason, really got me... lol😂😂😂

  • @violetpup4272
    @violetpup4272 Год назад +5

    I am crying. I had to stop because I was laughing so hard 😂😂

  • @pamela5250
    @pamela5250 Год назад +1

    That’s hilariously true. Especially Papa with the pocket knife 😂❤

  • @67jdvann
    @67jdvann Год назад +2

    "I live out in the county" killed me. Good stuff!

  • @aieshadarby
    @aieshadarby Год назад +1

    Not Bocephus! I'm 💀. 🤣 🤣

  • @joelbyers8467
    @joelbyers8467 Год назад +3

    On Cope, on Hagen? Those must be some North Georgia reindeer. They probably come with two ex-wives and a Chevy Silverado.

  • @Heartwing37
    @Heartwing37 Год назад +8

    Santa wears a Reba shirt! 😂😂😂

  • @samuellawrencesbookclub8250
    @samuellawrencesbookclub8250 10 месяцев назад +1

    I feel like Southern Santa would appreciate a bit of how we do things here in the UK. To Hell with milk and cookies, how about a glass of a hard spirit, we always did whiskey growing up, and a slice of christmas cake?

  • @Westhe2nd
    @Westhe2nd Год назад +1

    @2:15 😂 Intimidator on the refrigerator, raise hell n praise Dale 🤣

  • @jasonbeymer4025
    @jasonbeymer4025 Год назад +1

    "Intimidator on a refrigerator" - I choked on my potato chips.

  • @johnyg8183
    @johnyg8183 11 месяцев назад

    Watched it again. "I live out in the county..." is my favorite line!

  • @Jenn_80
    @Jenn_80 Год назад +7

    Are you wearing a Reba shirt? 🧐🧐 niiiiiice!

  • @tahjjj1488
    @tahjjj1488 Год назад +1

    Mamas WILL be happy for the distractions so we can allow our minds to rest for a little while!🤣

  • @pantherlady7
    @pantherlady7 Год назад +2

    I just love that Santa is wearing a Reba shirt!! That proves that he’s the real deal!!! 😉😂💖

  • @nathandc
    @nathandc Год назад +2

    Okay, so now I kind of want to hear you perform Your own southern version of the famous night before Christmas poem

  • @landonsrt9587
    @landonsrt9587 Год назад +2

    I agree with the Ford not making it a mile down the road! 😂

  • @ginamarie2349
    @ginamarie2349 Год назад +4

    This is now my favorite!

  • @dyoung2739
    @dyoung2739 Год назад +1

    Santa probably does wear a Buc-ees cap,too🤣🤣🤣

  • @tristanjacobucci
    @tristanjacobucci Год назад +4

    IAST is still fine but we just love Matt he's infectious, and always gets a laugh

  • @MelissaJones-lj5de
    @MelissaJones-lj5de Год назад

    Maaaaaaatt!!! Thanks for the laughs! They are wholly appreciated.

  • @jacobwatson1406
    @jacobwatson1406 Год назад +1

    “That and he’s from Atlanta” Lol as someone from Atlanta that was funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @1976nighttrain
    @1976nighttrain Год назад

    "on dale and dale jr" that was the first of many things to make me chuckle lol

  • @2150dalek
    @2150dalek Год назад +4

    Southern Santa revealing secrets about Xmas...This is probably closer to the truth than we know.

  • @jgodwin717
    @jgodwin717 Год назад +1

    Probably one of ypur best Matt!!! Keep em coming!

  • @browneagle2393
    @browneagle2393 Год назад

    I just love this guy. When I watch his videos I make sure the tissues are near by. ;)

  • @hotpepper5125
    @hotpepper5125 Год назад +1

    The intimidator on the refrigerator gotta love Piggly Wiggly

  • @thewordlove4316
    @thewordlove4316 Год назад

    "yeah,
    that
    ain't goin' nowhere!"
    intimidator on a frigerator ... perfect.

  • @JkSapp
    @JkSapp Год назад +3

    😂😂😂 Merry Christmas, Matt and Family!!

  • @wmason1961
    @wmason1961 Год назад +1

    Yup "I live out in the county" is something I never heard up north.

  • @gypsybelle4757
    @gypsybelle4757 Год назад +1

    One of your best of all time! And that is saying something! Merry Christmas and God bless you and yours! Thank you for keeping us laughing. 😂❤

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 Год назад +12

    I love how southern Santa steals a Christmas tree cake, and it’s perfect.

  • @bigeddy8377
    @bigeddy8377 Год назад +2

    Dang, that was loaded with goodies, 😂❤ I’m gonna need to watch it at least one more time to catch them all, and I’m southern adjacent (Texas)

  • @toystorylover5257
    @toystorylover5257 Год назад

    This is hilarious! Well, thanks for sharing! Have a great day!

  • @amberyoung4425
    @amberyoung4425 Год назад +3

    The Easter bunny joke 😂😂

  • @macklyn
    @macklyn Год назад +5

    So good Matt! Roll Tide!!

  • @gaiasguardian205
    @gaiasguardian205 Год назад +1

    OML, the headlights on the plane.😂😂😂

  • @haileygiddings9230
    @haileygiddings9230 Год назад +1

    This video should be label “if Matt was Santa Claus”!!🤣

  • @BarnesArcade
    @BarnesArcade Год назад

    Intimidator on the fridgerator! New tradition 😂😂😂

  • @AtlantaRagtimeBand
    @AtlantaRagtimeBand Год назад +5

    Santa = Union Strong!!