Well, if the rest of the planet is all forest or all ice or all desert then everyone naturally converges towards that city. It makes it so much easier to “accidentally” stumble upon important plot devices like a light saber or a droid.
Bold of you to assume you’ve seen every locale of every planet in just the movies. I mean at the same time I’m sure the maps of the planets in the books or whatever are still desolate but if so that’s a missed opportunity because we see so little of these giant planets in the movies that you totally have the freedom to add canyons and mountains and whatnot
Jenny and this show are the only things on this channel worth watching. I suggest you replace everyone on SJnews with Jenny. In the interests of maximising views, of course.
I haven't subscribed to the channel for that reason. If Jenny's show were its own channel, then I'd definitely subscribe. Too funny! (And I'm not even a Star Wars fan! :-) )
Hi Jenny, I thought up some ideas for new segments on your show. I also think really long comments are inherently funny, because why would a person spend that much time writing a RUclips comment? Anyway, these are pretty good, so I'm sure you will want to use them. 1. BB-Date This would basically be a complete knockoff of The Bachelor with BB-8 as the star. Eligible droids (droidettes?) would vie for his affections as they attempt to find a way past his hard outer shell and win over his tender CPU. The torture droid from Jabba's palace is a contestant and she's into--wait for it--BB-SM. Guests can weigh in on the various contestants and perhaps BB-8 can find love. 2. Ship-to-Ship Warfare This segment would pit literal Star Wars ships against fandom ships, and guests would be forced to choose a side. For example, you could feature: -Rey and Kylo vs. an Imperial Shuttle -Finn and Poe vs. a J-type 327 Nubian -Luke and Mon Mothma vs. a B-Wing I'm sure viewers would be pinned to the edge of their seats as they awaited the outcomes of these hotly-contested pairings. 3. Dangling Plot Threads The basic idea here is that there would be a huge clump of string dangling from the ceiling; guests would pull on a loose thread and each thread would be attached to a slip of paper describing a totally unresolved or unneccesary plot thread from Rogue One, like the weird tentacle monster, Jyn's anger towards Cassian, or Forest Whitaker's appearance in the movie. They would then have to suggest a change to the film that somehow resolves the plot point. You could get the the most mileage out of this if you bring on someone who actually believes Rogue One is good. 4. Charming and Disarming In this segment, you would have a guest's actual arm be literally cut off, but you would have a robotics expert on hand to immediately fit them with a high-tech prosthetic. I understand if this stretches your budget a little bit, but, like most Star Wars films, I think your show will really hit its stride after someone loses an arm onscreen. The name is also a fun reference to your personality, and the fact that you would be smiling while all of this happened. 5. Japor Snippets This bit would involve extremely brief clips of character quotes from the Star Wars films edited completely out of context. You would then ask guests to come up with alternate characterizations based on these snippets. Like, Yoda's last words could be edited down to "Am I the last Jedi?" and we would think, this is probably a huge clue about Episode VIII. Or Han could just yell "Tell me the odds!" and we would be like, oh, this character is really passionate about statistical analyses. Or Palpatine belts out "UNLIMITED!" and we realize he is a huge Wicked fan but that force lightning really did a number on his singing voice. 6. Phony-Wan Kenobi I admit the name needs work, but essentially this would be a hard-hitting journalistic segment about the fact that Obi-Wan is just a huge liar and hypocrite. Such as when he basically made up everything he told Luke right on the spot. Or the time he called Anakin out for being reckless in the same movie that he himself took a flying leap through a glass window to catch a droid hovering hundreds of feet in the air. Or when he told Anakin that rubbish about the high ground despite defeating all of his own major adversaries while hanging from a ledge. Then again, Star Wars jokes about the high ground are pretty over-played on the internet, so I understand if that last bit is "beneath you." Anyways, these are just a few ideas I had. If you use them, feel free to credit me as an executive producer, or maybe the best boy. Do you know what "best boy" even means by the way? I always figured it was code for "director's nephew" but if that's how you credit me, maybe we can agree that its meaning in this case is just completely literal. -Nick
Well Nick, I don't know about the `Best Boy' slot but if I were Jenny I'd hire you. Hey you wouldn't mind being the first to lose a hand on the show would you?
Sorry, Yoda would say, 'The last Jedi, am I?' - It hurts trying to imagine him speak normally! And 'best boy' is the chief electrician's assistant.. The chief electrician is also known as the 'gaffer', so best boy is the gaffer's gofer. Maybe she'll credit you as the 'gaffer's gofer'? :D lol Good stuff though, love the long comment.
I hope one day Jenny gets to interview or gets interviewed by Zach Galifetaspanokopitasouvlakis. The awkward levels will rival padme and anakin romance scenes
I have a lovely pit down on level 1313. It's a converted unit that was created by demolishing many other residences in the area & was going to be used in a Boba Fett-related franchise which fell through.
I think Jenny needs to be more awkward. I feel like she's somewhat started developing social skills and I'm afraid that she's going to lose what makes this show great.
You hear this a lot, I love the noise you make when excited ! I love when you awkwardly insult people! I love when you tell the guests to leave! I think I just love you Jenny !! Can insult me anytime !
When the Imagineers are ready to roll out Star Tours 3.0, that commercial may as well be your audition tape for tour guide. Who needs Rex or Threepio? Stellar.
I think she was laughing at herself. She totally through BB8 at him.. and I think his dry reaction and honest attempt to stay in character caught her off guard? :D
Fun fact: Me and Jenny are the same person. We both have the same "stormtrooper's head on top of a AT-AT body" action figure that was from like McDonald's in 2005 or something, so we are basically the same exact person. Sometimes, we switch bodies when we feel like it.
Pay no heed to that naysayer who thinks you need a tan. Rock that pearly complexion. Use an umbrella. Wear a three foot sombrero. Only come out at night. Eschew sunlight entirely and spend you life in the studio brainstorming ideas for new episodes so this show can last until we're all dead. Tan is overrated.
Yeah Jenny, you love it! There was one you forgot, that's Endor! I love that place, all foresty 'n stuff, that's be my place to stay, though that's a moon, I know :P Luv yah, keep up the good work :)
That intro was hilarious. "They're not real people and they're not your friends." Let's get started!
Ewok noises and the dulcet tones of Burl Ives!
Jenny has such an interesting sarcasm and it just flew like right over his head and seemed to take it personally which made it even more awkward
His "...ok" was the sound of a soul crushed to the core. It was amazing 😆
@@FrancescoDondi fatality
Jenny's constant shading of Rogue One brings me much joy.
I loved the commercial
I love the way Jenny can shut down any happiness a guest may feel.
I wonder if guests are briefed on what Jenny and the "interview" is like.
I got the feeling maybe this guest was already a friend...?
espeh75 yeah she was way too nice and comfortable.
espeh75 I hadn't met her before that day.
Mark Donica What does Jenny smell like?
Mark & I were not, nor will we ever be, friends
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Why does everyone want to go back to jakku?
Violets are blue,
roses are red,
their friends went to Alderaan,
now they're all dead.
Roses are red
The Senate is called Sheev
I'm sorry sir
It's time for you to leave
Film Stuff they have Disney land
tulips are flowers
carnations are pink
why do "new" star wars
stink like old feet?
+chris there is no rhyme there.
I don't understand why every planet in star wars only has 1 city
Well, if the rest of the planet is all forest or all ice or all desert then everyone naturally converges towards that city. It makes it so much easier to “accidentally” stumble upon important plot devices like a light saber or a droid.
Because writing is hard.
To be fair, Tatooine has two.
Bad writing, but it's star wars......so
Bold of you to assume you’ve seen every locale of every planet in just the movies. I mean at the same time I’m sure the maps of the planets in the books or whatever are still desolate but if so that’s a missed opportunity because we see so little of these giant planets in the movies that you totally have the freedom to add canyons and mountains and whatnot
I think this is the most I've ever seen Jenny laugh.
yeah I think there's something wrong with her. please include jenny in your prayers.
Like she said, she really doesn't get out much,,, or like,, at all. I'm concerned about her vitamin D levels. No sunshine in there.
Maybe she eats mushrooms? I heard if you dry mushrooms in the sun, they can absorb enough vitamin D and you can get it through consuming them instead.
Inverse of people that have a dark inner side, she's desperately trying to hide her inner happy, giggly side.
Jenny has the Wookie accent perfected, but her pronunciation was a little off.
It's good to see someone else appreciate such things. She is clearly going for a different regional accent than that of Chewbacca.
I watch this just for the part where she awkwardly kicks the guests off the show at the end.
It's cool that I'll be able the say that I watched Jenny before she got famous.
hey look you were right
got my little pony video is making bank
Little did I know she was Horse Famous
Your foresight is on pointA
Literally the only reason I'm subscribed to this channel.
me too. her brain is so wonderful.
ditto
Harker de los Muertos Same here.
son tfg They both look in their mid 20s. Are you dense? Also I'm guessing you're under the age of 14
watch your mouth
"I just crouch in the shadows."
I can totally imagine Jenny hiding down in the basement like Gollum.
Jakuu! Not a Military Target!*
*might be a military target
Jenny and this show are the only things on this channel worth watching.
I suggest you replace everyone on SJnews with Jenny. In the interests of maximising views, of course.
I watched Millennial Falcon for the first 5 episodes then I saw Flickbait and I subscribed immediately. Both these shows are great.
Flickbait is also good.
I like her, so could casting choice.
I haven't subscribed to the channel for that reason. If Jenny's show were its own channel, then I'd definitely subscribe. Too funny! (And I'm not even a Star Wars fan! :-) )
Lol a Jenny show with other Jennies would be moofing highlarious 😂.
Hi Jenny,
I thought up some ideas for new segments on your show. I also think really long comments are inherently funny, because why would a person spend that much time writing a RUclips comment? Anyway, these are pretty good, so I'm sure you will want to use them.
1. BB-Date
This would basically be a complete knockoff of The Bachelor with BB-8 as the star. Eligible droids (droidettes?) would vie for his affections as they attempt to find a way past his hard outer shell and win over his tender CPU. The torture droid from Jabba's palace is a contestant and she's into--wait for it--BB-SM. Guests can weigh in on the various contestants and perhaps BB-8 can find love.
2. Ship-to-Ship Warfare
This segment would pit literal Star Wars ships against fandom ships, and guests would be forced to choose a side. For example, you could feature:
-Rey and Kylo vs. an Imperial Shuttle
-Finn and Poe vs. a J-type 327 Nubian
-Luke and Mon Mothma vs. a B-Wing
I'm sure viewers would be pinned to the edge of their seats as they awaited the outcomes of these hotly-contested pairings.
3. Dangling Plot Threads
The basic idea here is that there would be a huge clump of string dangling from the ceiling; guests would pull on a loose thread and each thread would be attached to a slip of paper describing a totally unresolved or unneccesary plot thread from Rogue One, like the weird tentacle monster, Jyn's anger towards Cassian, or Forest Whitaker's appearance in the movie. They would then have to suggest a change to the film that somehow resolves the plot point. You could get the the most mileage out of this if you bring on someone who actually believes Rogue One is good.
4. Charming and Disarming
In this segment, you would have a guest's actual arm be literally cut off, but you would have a robotics expert on hand to immediately fit them with a high-tech prosthetic. I understand if this stretches your budget a little bit, but, like most Star Wars films, I think your show will really hit its stride after someone loses an arm onscreen. The name is also a fun reference to your personality, and the fact that you would be smiling while all of this happened.
5. Japor Snippets
This bit would involve extremely brief clips of character quotes from the Star Wars films edited completely out of context. You would then ask guests to come up with alternate characterizations based on these snippets. Like, Yoda's last words could be edited down to "Am I the last Jedi?" and we would think, this is probably a huge clue about Episode VIII. Or Han could just yell "Tell me the odds!" and we would be like, oh, this character is really passionate about statistical analyses. Or Palpatine belts out "UNLIMITED!" and we realize he is a huge Wicked fan but that force lightning really did a number on his singing voice.
6. Phony-Wan Kenobi
I admit the name needs work, but essentially this would be a hard-hitting journalistic segment about the fact that Obi-Wan is just a huge liar and hypocrite. Such as when he basically made up everything he told Luke right on the spot. Or the time he called Anakin out for being reckless in the same movie that he himself took a flying leap through a glass window to catch a droid hovering hundreds of feet in the air. Or when he told Anakin that rubbish about the high ground despite defeating all of his own major adversaries while hanging from a ledge. Then again, Star Wars jokes about the high ground are pretty over-played on the internet, so I understand if that last bit is "beneath you."
Anyways, these are just a few ideas I had. If you use them, feel free to credit me as an executive producer, or maybe the best boy. Do you know what "best boy" even means by the way? I always figured it was code for "director's nephew" but if that's how you credit me, maybe we can agree that its meaning in this case is just completely literal.
-Nick
Well Nick, I don't know about the `Best Boy' slot but if I were Jenny I'd hire you. Hey you wouldn't mind being the first to lose a hand on the show would you?
Dangling Plot Threads is great, consider that a request if you're reading this Jenny
Great job! I'd totally watch any of those... if i was tied to a chair and forced to...
Sorry, Yoda would say, 'The last Jedi, am I?' - It hurts trying to imagine him speak normally! And 'best boy' is the chief electrician's assistant.. The chief electrician is also known as the 'gaffer', so best boy is the gaffer's gofer. Maybe she'll credit you as the 'gaffer's gofer'? :D lol Good stuff though, love the long comment.
+Eric Scott That's how I watch this show now.
I thought I had run out of Jenny videos, then I find put about this series. I am very happy now!
Here I am 4 years later finally discovering this. Welcome to 2018 I guess!
When I see a new Millennial Falcon episode appear, I feel better.
gorillapancake vg
Jenny is HILARIOUS!!!!
Jenny is becoming more animated with every episode. Like a lizard warming up in the sun :P
these two have the best chemistry of all of her guests. Bring him back as co-host season 2.
The world loves Jenny
I hope one day Jenny gets to interview or gets interviewed by Zach Galifetaspanokopitasouvlakis. The awkward levels will rival padme and anakin romance scenes
Darth Claus. He finds your lack of milk & cookies disturbing.
These two have great comedic chemistry.
Jenny that intro was brutal
"This planet has no valuable resources, so it's a perfect target for testing our new planet killer weapon"
Soooooo, is it just me or do Jenny and Mark have some SERIOUS chemistry goin' on here?? Like WAY more than Padme and Anakin.
To be fair, that's not a very high bar to set.
"What planet would you live on?"
"Naboo."
"Naboo! Are you just gonna pick Naboo, for everything?"
"N-- now I'm not..."
ROFLCopter
I've lived in AK for almost 15 years. The only thing you need to do to qualify for the PFD is to live here for a full calendar year.
This is so my new favorite show!
I miss this show!!
I have a lovely pit down on level 1313. It's a converted unit that was created by demolishing many other residences in the area & was going to be used in a Boba Fett-related franchise which fell through.
I think Jenny needs to be more awkward. I feel like she's somewhat started developing social skills and I'm afraid that she's going to lose what makes this show great.
Agh, this one may be the funniest yet...I couldn't stop laughing, and actually triggeed a coughing fit.
"Now I'm not." Hahaha
The internet's Mark B. Donica!!! Keep the great guests coming Jenny.
I love how much he couldn't handle her in the beginning and how that turned...
Jenny, I love you more than I love my family.
That Wookie howl tho.
Jenny, you're a legend. Keep em coming!
Amazing job once again Jenny! Always look forward to this show. Best show ever.
I'd love to move to Alderaan, but I'm having bad feeling about this.
Why does Jenny NOT have a show on this channel anymore? She is killing it on her channel though!
I wish she had a weekly show in the future now again though :/
Foreshadowing
I enjoyed the video! Keep it up!
"They're not your friends."
You hear this a lot, I love the noise you make when excited ! I love when you awkwardly insult people! I love when you tell the guests to leave! I think I just love you Jenny !! Can insult me anytime !
there is no ground on Bespin. it's a gas giant. love the show.
This show was brilliant.
honestly jakku and tatooine would be great for glass factories, considering people already live there and there is just tons of sand
I've only seen one star wars movie and I love this show
An asteroid doesn't seem ideal for Life Day entertaining.
When the Imagineers are ready to roll out Star Tours 3.0, that commercial may as well be your audition tape for tour guide. Who needs Rex or Threepio? Stellar.
You and Mark need to work together more. It is demanded by the gods, it is.
I corrected stand
Going from Jenny's channel to this gives such a different insight into this.
The more I watch Jenny, the more I fall in love with her.
Jenny, thank you again! You always make me laugh! (And I love the fact that you never mention your very famous father!)
This was the funniest episode yet by far!!! Thank you for the LOLs!!!
OK the ad for Jakku is the funniest thing on this show so far
Not even Finns can afford to go vacationing in northern Finland, where they say Santa Claus is living.
I wonder how Jenny Nicholson was discovered.
Jenny, I love you, but you're a show host and I'm a senator. If you follow your thoughts to conclusion it will lead us down a path we cannot follow.
Right after she said this was her last idea and this might be the last episode, it immediately broke away to an ad. Well played, RUclips!
I generally like these, but this one is totally my favorite
I, too, have like *Star Wars* all of my life, which is pretty impressive, I think, since *A New Hope* came out when I was in college.
8-bit fireplace!
spit my drink out when she said 'reading nook'.
It's a year and a half old video and I still wanna hold Jenny close all night long
She was laughing a lot in this episode. That doesn't happen very often. I think she likes the guy.
Nice try, Mark.
I wondered as well! Got a little giddy
I think she was laughing at herself. She totally through BB8 at him.. and I think his dry reaction and honest attempt to stay in character caught her off guard? :D
Jenny is capable of many things but sadly love is not one of them.
They're just f*** buddies.
Fun fact: Me and Jenny are the same person. We both have the same "stormtrooper's head on top of a AT-AT body" action figure that was from like McDonald's in 2005 or something, so we are basically the same exact person. Sometimes, we switch bodies when we feel like it.
This is the best thing I have ever seen on youtube
Jenny just roasted him for no reason at 1:10 hahaha she aint stop she straight savage
Jenny looks like she really enjoyed this guest. Now I have a strange urge to write fanfiction about them.
As my good friend Sheev once said, "Do it."
Hello, Jenny. If you could freeze in carbonite anyone and put it as your decoration for your apartment, who would you freeze? Live long and prosper
the jakku infomercial was awesome
7:04 "The LA of the Star Wars Universe" is iambic pentameter.
I knead to dough where i can order space pizza
What's pizza?!?!
Pay no heed to that naysayer who thinks you need a tan. Rock that pearly complexion. Use an umbrella. Wear a three foot sombrero. Only come out at night. Eschew sunlight entirely and spend you life in the studio brainstorming ideas for new episodes so this show can last until we're all dead.
Tan is overrated.
Jenny rules that green screen! She definitely has the moves and a talent to be a great weather girl!
Jenny speaking Shyriiwook at 12:48 fucking killed me!
P.S. Don't ever tan. Embrace the Pale!
12:45-12:50 Jenny just turned into a Wookie for a second there.
I was drinking something when she did the Wookie sound. Screen Junkies owes me a new shirt.
Jenny, which band suits your style more? Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes, The Max Rebo Band? The band in Maz Kanata's bar perhaps?
she has the only knees I can stand
Jenny destroyed that man
You call Kylo adult supervision? He'll throw worse tantrums than the children!
Yeah Jenny, you love it! There was one you forgot, that's Endor! I love that place, all foresty 'n stuff, that's be my place to stay, though that's a moon, I know :P Luv yah, keep up the good work :)
The growls ruined me!
When you get old will there be a bunch of senior Star Wars fans dressing up like Jedi in the rest homes?
Chewbacca has four children? Time for a sequel to the holiday special! I need to learn about Lumpy's children.
LOL that greenscreen shot is a temptation to everyone with editing software...
She's so smart.
Love her smile
Jenny needs to make more of these videos.
Did I mention there's a desert?
More episodes about grunting please. Or just call me late at night and make Wookie sounds.
So much desert..... it goes on and on forever.... like my existence..... lol
For the last Grievancecquestion, you could have picked Rogue One and just kept reprating the word, “hope”.
12:48 killed me, my Force ghost that looks like Hayden Christensen is typing this
oh my god Jenny!!!