Best Of Milton Jones Part Two | Compilation | Mock The Week

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  • Опубликовано: 24 июл 2022
  • Producer: How many Milton puns do you want in the video?
    Mock The Week: Yes
    #MockTheWeek #MiltonJones #BestMoments #DaraOBriain
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    Watch the funniest Mock The Week moments here! We're uploading your favourite Mock The Week clips featuring Milton Jones, Romesh Ranganathan, Stewart Francis, Hugh Dennis and more every week, hosted by Dara O'Briain.
    Mock the Week is a British topical, satirical celebrity panel show, that was created by Dan Patterson and Mark Leveson.
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Комментарии • 53

  • @top_banananaplays
    @top_banananaplays 2 года назад +165

    I just love the idea that Milton had the carrot in his pocket and didn't tell anyone.

    • @TangoWolf09
      @TangoWolf09 2 года назад +9

      Ah, the old "Is that a carrot in your pocket or are just happy to see me?" gag

    • @geoffroi-le-Hook
      @geoffroi-le-Hook 11 месяцев назад +2

      was that one from the field of dead snowmen?

    • @MichaelKingsfordGray
      @MichaelKingsfordGray 10 месяцев назад

      A dead snowman.

    • @AngelicusImmortus
      @AngelicusImmortus 6 месяцев назад

      We dont know how long he kept it there!
      Sean Walsh knows him fairly well and said (quote) "Knowing Milton he kept one there for the perfect moment"

    • @RoswelliVideos
      @RoswelliVideos 2 месяца назад +1

      Dara: "If you didn't get that [Mr Truffles] joke in, how long would you have kept the carrot in your pocket?"
      Milton: "It's been there since last series."

  • @Tryo707
    @Tryo707 2 года назад +55

    Milton Jones is by far my favorite performer on this show. He gets me laughing with such regularity.

  • @lucas.k13
    @lucas.k13 2 года назад +66

    I can watch Milton for hours. Good honest humour 👌

    • @peterg6677
      @peterg6677 Год назад +2

      Big fan of one liners, Gary Delaney is a favourite of mine, but good clean funny jokes, Milton Jones is outstanding

  • @Master_Petes_Theater
    @Master_Petes_Theater 2 года назад +46

    Bring on more Milton Jones compilations! They're stellar! 👍👍😂😂

  • @timboyle5424
    @timboyle5424 2 года назад +33

    But nothing beats “you can’t, Beatrice”

    • @BluntArrows
      @BluntArrows 2 года назад +8

      You can, Tim, sure.
      No, wait...
      You can't, I'm sure.
      There :D

  • @TheFrankiemonkey
    @TheFrankiemonkey 2 года назад +36

    My fav MTW panellist! He is so funny with his enjoyable wordplay!

  • @neilcam
    @neilcam 2 года назад +21

    Without a doubt, one of the funniest people on the planet!

  • @WxB2001
    @WxB2001 2 года назад +32

    How could you not include the WW1 giraffe bit? The answer was 1 and Milton goes and asks:
    "Is it how long would a giraffe last in a World War 1 trench?"

  • @MadHax-wt5tl
    @MadHax-wt5tl 9 месяцев назад +3

    It's the wonderful way he leaves the audience laughing and totally baffled at the same time.

  • @drewlovelyhell4892
    @drewlovelyhell4892 2 года назад +8

    1:34 Ha ha! That looks like it could be Milton's actual family!

  • @luuketaylor
    @luuketaylor 2 года назад +9

    Milton is a national hero. Hands down.

  • @robertosborne8694
    @robertosborne8694 2 года назад +36

    Milton Jones for PM. Imagine what question time would be like. His grandfathers could form the Cabinet.

    • @joshwheatley5457
      @joshwheatley5457 2 года назад +7

      Well one who’s a carpenter definitely could

    • @robertosborne8694
      @robertosborne8694 2 года назад +6

      @@joshwheatley5457 your comment sounds like something Milton would say

    • @wessexdruid7598
      @wessexdruid7598 5 месяцев назад

      His _other_ grandfathers...

  • @syok1107
    @syok1107 2 месяца назад

    Im so glad the "without kicking theSHIT out of the set!" bit was in lol

  • @merlapittman5034
    @merlapittman5034 2 года назад +17

    I nearly messed up. I had just picked up my tea to take a drink when one of Milton's jokes made me laugh out loud. I then remembered and repeated, "Prevent spit takes. NEVER drink anything while watching Milton Jones!" 🤣

    • @rebelraccoon9018
      @rebelraccoon9018 2 года назад +1

      Or watch late at night. I must've woken someone up at one point 😆

  • @sheilapollock8597
    @sheilapollock8597 21 день назад

    Absolutely love Milton Jones. Does When did his hair start to go unruly. He always looks as if he has just got out his bed.

  • @martinraxyz
    @martinraxyz 12 дней назад

    4:38 What a surprise!!! 😂😂😂

  • @peterg6677
    @peterg6677 Год назад +12

    One of my comic heroes, he's incredibly funny the way the curve ball hits you head on

  • @martini668
    @martini668 Год назад +2

    Love him

  • @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1
    @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 2 года назад +4

    4:09 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stephenwoehr6500
    @stephenwoehr6500 4 месяца назад

    Getting Hugh Dennis to laugh was probably worth more than the money he made on the show.

  • @maxmatthews2463
    @maxmatthews2463 2 года назад +1

    Marshmallow peeps and tea.

  • @archiewall124
    @archiewall124 Год назад +2

    My grandfather… John 😂😂😂😂

    • @needfoolthings
      @needfoolthings 6 месяцев назад +3

      His name was Jean. You botched it royally.

  • @jamesahibbard
    @jamesahibbard 9 месяцев назад +1

    736 is part of a non-primitive pythagorean triple with 273 and 785. Pythagoras would have indeed enjoyed that number.

  • @iamdb1990
    @iamdb1990 2 года назад +37

    idiots: "we want Frankie Boyle"
    Me, an intellectual: "Milton Jones all day long"

    • @notsonominal
      @notsonominal 2 года назад +8

      ..why can't we have both? they're pretty darn good in their own ways

    • @Tryo707
      @Tryo707 2 года назад +6

      I love Milton, but we don't need to put down Frankie to raise up someone else.

    • @rebelraccoon9018
      @rebelraccoon9018 2 года назад +1

      I'm surprised @cricket England isn't here to moan lol.

    • @anndownsouth5070
      @anndownsouth5070 2 года назад +1

      I love Milton, but Frankie isn't terrible. Most of the panelists are good.

    • @archiewall124
      @archiewall124 Год назад +1

      If you have to call yourself an intellectual you probably aren’t an intellectual

  • @EmileVinesh
    @EmileVinesh 4 месяца назад +1

    2:56 who is that? I've never seen her before on the Mock the Week clips?

    • @jeffl.9633
      @jeffl.9633 3 месяца назад

      That is Diane Morgan, and the clip is from episode one of series nine (S09E01), which aired 2010-06-17.

  • @arejetko
    @arejetko 5 месяцев назад

    MJ is the ultimate comic, in that you can hear his same jokes 20 times and still laugh!

  • @user-ek7yc5zm1v
    @user-ek7yc5zm1v 2 года назад +6

    This video is called part two but I can't find the first part or any evidence it exists

    • @tellytime1427
      @tellytime1427 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/TQCamszJig8/видео.html

  • @JamesLintonwriter
    @JamesLintonwriter 2 месяца назад

    How many magic biscuits are on the magic biscuit tree?

  • @astrotravellin
    @astrotravellin Год назад +1

    Where’s part one?

  • @martinraxyz
    @martinraxyz Год назад +2

    8:17 says the person who's not funny! 😂

  • @derektaylor2941
    @derektaylor2941 6 месяцев назад

    Mock the week was only funny when Milton Jones was on it. the rest of the time it was second rate lefty luvvies and some Irish lad from the back of a bus.