Best HFY Reddit Stories: Machine Angels
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
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“Wake the angels” is such a raw line
Real _Unseal the Hushed Casket_ vibe
mm , i would find wake the daemons , or the 'beasts' more raw.. but yes wake the angles is a lethal one to in the ruthless undertone ..be like having the exo being told to go wake up Cerberus or such
If they needed a low orbit shot to disable an angel I wonder what these humans would call it demon lol😅
Warhammer dreadnoughts lol just interred soldiers who got too maimed but have too much knowledge to lose lol
"I AM MERCILESS FURY!"
"I AM CLEANSING RAGE!!"
"I AM THE ANGEL'S VENGEANCE!!!"
We are the Imperiums Avenging Angels.
Forged in battle, tempered with fury.
Come Alien. Show me what passes for fury amongst your misbegotten kind.
For the EMPEROR!!!!!!
Xeno*
I knew the loyal were here... HAIL the GOD EMPEROR! ......And purge any that lie in your way
"We have arrived and it is now, that we preform our charge. In fealty of the God Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne I declare exterminatus on the Krizian home world of the xenos horde. I hereby sign the death warrant of a billion souls to oblivion. May imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor protects."
"Your deeds shall be remembered"
Immortality of song and history is worth so much more than immortality of just the body.
Why?
It's absolute proof you DID something with your life. You could live for a million years and never mean anything (you could live as a hermit for instance)
But immortalized in song means you immortalized your ACTIONS.@@utarefson9
@@utarefson9it means that you just ingrained yourself to a culture. Your name and stories will be told across however long the songs persists which have a long time not dying.
Humanity. A species so violent that it understands the horrors of war.
Humanity. A species so kind, it won't turn away from you in your time of need.
When violence and kindness meet, pray you are not the reason they do, for hell is coming, and it's coming for you.
Worf would be proudly raising a toast with prune juice.
NOPE . DEFINITELY BLOOD WINE for that .
I love the polite war machine doggos~
Good doggos are good even if they are weapons systems of xenos destruction.
Nice to know that even in the future, there is a place by our side for our hunting hounds.
Did they have names?
That comment even made me smile on top of sorta sour tone of a bit of grim ending
@@mackenziedrakeyup their called the good bois and who wants a treat? 😂
LET FURY GUIDE YOUR WEAPONS! LET VENGEANCE BE YOUR SONG! WE ARE THE ANGELS OF SOL AND OUR ENEMIES SHALL FALL!
FOR GOD AND SPECIES!
"Help is coming. You'll know it when you see it."
Chills
Unless you’re on the other side. If so then ya should have started praying
If you can digitize someone there is nothing stopping you from making a backup...
Yes, except there's this thing called "morality". I think the humans in this story still believe in sweet release of death
@@shrimpgaming7667and it could also be incredibly expensive or potentially even dangerous. Not everyone could be compatible with digitization.
with our current form of digital that is, who knows what kind of quantic thing would entirely change that medium?
True but not thematic.
I imagine its the same with how the idea of cloning other humans is taboo in most societies
Reminds me of "The Sentinels" archeology site from Stellaris.
Exactly what what I was thinking.
Beware the Angel of Terrasol's Wrath. For it is not the nature of ours to go quietly into that good night.
"Brace for Titanfall."
😂 i was thinking this exact thing bro
If humans have the tech to digitize themselves, it seems like that would be the ideal state for ship crew as well. There would be no need for life support systems, and thrusting themselves into another ship like the scout cruiser did here might not be enough to kill the crew members if each of them were wrapped in a hardened shell.
Not necessarily. We can probably assume it to be like Spartans from Halo.
If they could digitize themselves they could manufacture enough android bodies to house themselves, the problem being the black box was a 1’ cube. The android body would be pretty chonky.
There might also be more practical reasons why they chose not to use it though.
@@Afoxi why would they need to put themselves into an android body? You'd just secure it into the ship like any other data module. maintenance can be done by robots.
@@Jeff55369why robots, you don't need a whole crew at all times and there already digitized, might as well get your money's worth out of them and give them something to keep them occupied
@@jamesbyworth9938 by robots, I'm not referring to humanoid robots. The reason why you don't want humans in the ship, is due to inertia. Without physical human bodies, you can accelerate make other maneuvers that the human body can't withstand.
If the normal maintenance robots can't handle repairs, the ship could make it's way to a human staffed fleet tender.
Now THAT was a great story
The last sentence of the first paragraph of this whole piece can kind of sum up ALL of the HFY stories in a way xD
bless the author
bless the narrator
If you can digitize someone you can make a backup copy of the data in case the working copy is destroyed. Using that technology you could duplicate your best warriors and scientists as well or make improved composites of them. Being able to digitize and reconstitute people is basically a human 3D printer.
I think by "digitize" they mean that they can do a mind upload. Body goes essentially brain-dead and on life support while the conscious mind is in the box. Reversing it puts the conscious mind back in the body that it departed from to begin with (and maybe have the ability to clone in the case that the original body is destroyed while the mind is not there).
@@chrislaf89that is horrible fate. Just at cyberpunk for why
Ya gotta love Solar Warden.
They sure do make some pretty mechs.
"please dont shoot us"
im dead😆
Gabriel ultrakill has a word to slash with you...
Not. Even. Mortal.
That is an Absolutely Magnificent Story ..
Damn this story is so well written. I had goosebumps.
Excellent story. thank you
I'm so used to listening to dark foreboding music whenever I listen to one of these HFY stories. I had to switch to "The Liberation of Gracemeria" for this one. Sabaton's "Winged Hussars" would've also been a good one.
"Standby for titanfall"
Remember the fallen
NGL, I had tears in my eyes through most of this. 10/10
such a good story 10/10
Oooh, I liked that one. The story did well to capitalize on the mistique of mecha as newly introduced technology rather than some Michael Bay kinda shit.
That was a great story.
good story
Holy shit, that was an outstanding story!
Excellent
"Commander, deploy the funny robot angel."
"I don't feel like fighting today."
"Captain says you have daddy issues."
"I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES! I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!"
They really sent in Gabriel Ultrakill
I will show you divine justice!
Brilliant story!!!👌
wow nice, avenging angel war machines!
So humans messing in someone else's war without any idea what's going on... More things change more things stay the same.
Everyone remembers the messengers but also forget that angels drove Adam and eve from the garden and killed the first born of Egypt. Angels are the best and worst thing to face.
Angels are the warriors of God and they follow his orders absolutely. Shortly, fanatics. Angels that weren't fanatics have become demons.
I have a feeling that I poorly phrased the above text, so just to clarify my position, I am an atheist interested in mythology.
@@leopavlov7165 you did but considering demons started as angels you are also not wrong. That is why the first thing they say is "fear not" because we never knew why they where there.
Metatron is supposted to be the only messenger of God that speaks with God's authority, something they forgot when they retcon'd Jesus into existence and sent Michael as the messenger, even though Michael was permanently stationed at the entrance to eden so humanity would never be able to sneak back in... hate when fan fics forget or ignore the lore so they can namedrop fan favorites at impossible times, I'm lookin at you, Legolas...
@@emilymiller3362demons and fallen angels are actually distinct existances, same with Satan and Lucifer, but don't try telling that to modern christians/catholics who have been spoon fed modified versions of the Bible since day 1, starting as early as 1100 years ago...
@@vedinokkriid6582 I'm no chritian, can be wrong, but if I remember correctly demons are the fallen angels that took part in the rebellion. So yeah, they are fifferent entities, bit not entirely different.
23:06 that line is so fitting for their final attack. A direct quote from Star Treks Worf during Star Trek First Contact. Worf if an amazing character and the best Klingon. Ka-pla!
I thought it sounded familiar 😂
"We have arrived and it is now, that we preform our charge. In fealty of the God Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne I declare exterminatus on the Krizian home world of the xenos horde. I hereby sign the death warrant of a billion souls to oblivion. May imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor protects."
Great story
I’m not crying your crying 😭
Took me a second to realise that the thumbnail is not ultrakill-related
IS THIS WHAT I LOST TO!?
Brave but dumb the human ship was faster and more advanced after dropping the angels to assist on ground combat engage the fleet till the shields failed the first time then speed away to make repairs restock ready ammunition and allow the shields to recharge over and over the enemy wouldn't be able to concentrate on the ground combat with this single advanced ship harassing them could of fought for days zoom in destroy a dozen ships zoom away reload recharge zoom in again and again
The Sentinel, The Helion and The Painkiller... \m/O\m/
Great story. Well done.
Loved it more please😊
Good damed Titans.
Jeehaaw
WITNESS ME!
Warf would be proud.
What a great sci fi story,
Good one.
Woe upon the Krizians who would end up facing Samael and Michael
Good morning fellow daily listeners😮
This was interesting.
Just imagine if in the future we become mechine angels.
awesome
Why dose this feel like a continuation of the first contact series
Most excellent.
my only gripe with this storie is the fact that the sheilds and hull are kinda bad for a civilization thats MULTIGALATIC in size
[edit: i made the grip to gripe, because i messed that up
You said grip instead of gripe
They're going up against a civ that's apparently taking over this galaxy, so not quite so far behind in tech. And it's a lightly armed scout. So it's likely that the rest of the war would have been way easier, what with actual warships being sent. I'm guessing an actual warship would have survived and driven off the trespassers. Two or three would have been unscathed, though they would have lost several times as many Angles. But that would have been out of thousands that survived.
they're one scout ship against 10 technologically inferior warship, no matter how well your tech is, it has a limit and on top of being overwhelmed by superior number of enemies
@@NanoBuns one word for you: KAMAKAZI
*Gripe, Story, Shields
WOW!!
So gundams?
Nvm not gundam
dope
Ultrakill reference ?!?!!?!!?!!!?!!!!!
BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!
@@VeryMauricius Ha ha coin go brrrrrrrrrr
One Day
Maximum speed? In space?
Mass + acceleration force + distance can work out the maximum speed needed to ensure you take whatever you hit out with you.
Would hate to not have enough speed to get the job done.
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