SPONGEBOB CONSPIRACY #4: The Evolution Theory

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  • @AlexBaleFilms
    @AlexBaleFilms  3 года назад +14698

    Debunking the Krabby Patties are crabs theory (since I’m literally getting commented about it non-stop)
    Why is Mr Krabs the only crab in Bikini Bottom except for his family? You could ask the same question about Spongebob, Mrs. Puff, Plankton, Larry the Lobster, etc. By the same logic any of them could just as easily be the secret ingredient.
    At one point Krabs takes a bite of a krabby patty and says “so that’s what I taste like.” While this is a fun idea, he’s saying this because another fish just compared the old and dry taste of the sandwich to Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs has definitely eaten Krabby Patties before, so if they were crab meat he wouldn’t be saying “so that’s what I taste like” as if he’s never tried them before.
    The Krusty Krab is shaped like a Crab-Trap. It's been confirmed that it's actually based on a lobster trap, not a crab trap.

    • @mortalvehicle6138
      @mortalvehicle6138 3 года назад +194

      GOOD

    • @susanhowell2578
      @susanhowell2578 3 года назад +375

      i thought it was drugs or crabs was the secret formula

    • @SyNc51409
      @SyNc51409 3 года назад +119

      i think i know why the pets are not as evoled

    • @rafiahmed9348
      @rafiahmed9348 3 года назад +42

      E

    • @SyNc51409
      @SyNc51409 3 года назад +320

      you know how the pets are worms and snails? they are less advanced then fish even when they were primal so when the radiation hit they got more advanced like snails could say meow and the worms could bark so they did evlove

  • @owens.
    @owens. 3 года назад +2324

    I will never hear “Mother of Pearl” the same again.
    *THAT’S* putting me into a deep depression.

    • @xin7547
      @xin7547 3 года назад +10

      ok

    • @zojirushi1
      @zojirushi1 3 года назад +31

      Is it as deep as Mr. Krab’s post depression after defeating Peral’s mom in the battle between primal and civilized sea creatures? 😶 OOOOOOF

    • @owens.
      @owens. 3 года назад +5

      @@zojirushi1 Yes, that is exactly what I meant lol

    • @thedotgiver2820
      @thedotgiver2820 3 года назад +2

      .

    • @GabePickles3837
      @GabePickles3837 3 года назад +1

      ………..that seemed endless.

  • @ye4us
    @ye4us 3 года назад +24879

    This confirms it.. That one episode, "One more bite", where Squidward has a Krabby Patty for the first time and becomes addicted is because giant squids fight and eat whales.

    • @resean2727
      @resean2727 3 года назад +3441

      Holy crap that makes sense.

    • @zunderz5311
      @zunderz5311 3 года назад +1948

      Holy shit dude

    • @blivhes7537
      @blivhes7537 3 года назад +630

      😨😨

    • @shakomn6679
      @shakomn6679 3 года назад +2594

      He then blows up because whale carcasses are known for blowing up because of gases...

    • @MV-wn6kc
      @MV-wn6kc 3 года назад +643

      It is the other way around. Whales fight and eat giant squids

  • @woahjuice.
    @woahjuice. 3 года назад +5864

    i don't even think this is a "childhood ruined" moment, this is a "childhood explained" moment. so as haunting as these theories are, they are somewhat satisfying to think these are the true answers.

  • @KrabbyPatty99Archive
    @KrabbyPatty99Archive Год назад +525

    Adding more to this theory, in the episode "Spongicus" (the one where Plankton turns the Chum Bucket into the Colosseum), Plankton reveals the ingredients for chumsticks as the following: Jellyfish squeezings; Seahorse snout; Sprinkle of anchor rust, and....
    Whale blubber. Assuming Krabs and Plankton developed the formula together in "Friend or Foe"
    @AlexBaleFilms

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 2 года назад +4826

    The theory of Pearl's mother being used to feed fish for years has some basis in reality. When whales die, their corpses sink to the seafloor and are scavenged by a wide variety of species. This is called a "whalefall" and it can sustain a mini-ecosystem for *years.*

    • @dew7555
      @dew7555 2 года назад +347

      Would totally expect Stephen Hillenberg to come up with that and tell the writers about it

    • @treyspencer4596
      @treyspencer4596 2 года назад +104

      Bro a whalefall video came up on my recommended yesterday that’s wild 🤯

    • @JessicaGarcia-xf9wr
      @JessicaGarcia-xf9wr 2 года назад +69

      @@treyspencer4596 that’s the data RUclips is stealing from your phone

    • @laylaminrir
      @laylaminrir 2 года назад +153

      Definetly believable since Stephen hillenburg studied marine biology. Would definitely expect him to base his work on reality during the making but also make it subtle enough that when you don't know it, you don't see it.

    • @dantdmfangamingrich9802
      @dantdmfangamingrich9802 2 года назад +14

      Don’t whales explode when they are on land or something so maybe that’s why squidward exploded in one more bite

  • @jubisisters
    @jubisisters 3 года назад +4402

    my theory: spongebob is nearsighted. he wears glasses for jellyfishing and consistently fails driving tests. if he just wore his glasses when driving maybe he'd be ok

    • @killerquinn64
      @killerquinn64 3 года назад +648

      And even crazier: in Mrs Puff You’re Fired he can drive blindfolded. He just fails because everything is blurry!

    • @nutbuster4204
      @nutbuster4204 3 года назад +190

      Wow this makes so much sense I’ve been wondering this since i was young what an underrated comment.

    • @evanthompson3745
      @evanthompson3745 3 года назад +76

      This is such a good comment make sure Alex sees this

    • @luisquintero4471
      @luisquintero4471 3 года назад +95

      No it’s because he can drive well in the spongebob movie (original) it’s the stress

    • @kokeveli
      @kokeveli 3 года назад +30

      Wait theres one thing blocking thi theory if he sees all blurry then how come he can make krabby patties fast and perfect?

  • @ds_axe12
    @ds_axe12 3 года назад +9044

    Alex: “Nope, no no no no no no, Mr. Krabs wouldn’t do that. He loves Pearl.”
    Don’t forget that he also sold Spongebob to the Flying Dutchman for 62 cents.

    • @simplethings749
      @simplethings749 3 года назад +804

      He almost tore a man’s arm off for a penny

    • @Kromer__
      @Kromer__ 3 года назад +605

      Also in the song he was singing he just straight up killed the bird for no reason

    • @Naturebycarter
      @Naturebycarter 3 года назад +312

      You do have a point there are many occasions when mr krabs chooses money over pearl

    • @sarahhight9765
      @sarahhight9765 3 года назад +67

      Ahhh shit Mr crabs caut in ak ultra

    • @moisesinfantes2797
      @moisesinfantes2797 3 года назад +189

      I was wondering when they said that Mr krab had depression after the war if it was because he was broke after it, not because of ptsd.

  • @lielouetta
    @lielouetta 11 месяцев назад +442

    Maybe that’s why Mrs. Puff and Mr. Krabs are so perfect for each other, they’re both insane.

    • @kathyortega4021
      @kathyortega4021 4 месяца назад +1

      lol

    • @kathyortega4021
      @kathyortega4021 4 месяца назад +5

      I mean, Mr krabbi the anti hero murdered a huge whale for meat, and Mrs puff is insane cuz SpongeBob is making her life a prison
      Dam that’s dark

    • @AvaLeonard-k4j
      @AvaLeonard-k4j 3 месяца назад

      Yep

  • @CryptoNWO
    @CryptoNWO 3 года назад +16006

    BRUV IT LITERALLY ALL MAKES SENSE!

  • @mochann1133
    @mochann1133 3 года назад +4075

    I’ve seen multiple examples of people pointing out how weird it is for fish people to eat fish. I can never find myself to be bothered by it. Fish already eat fish

    • @huang111
      @huang111 3 года назад +275

      I guess people just find it weird when there is cannibalism in a cartoon, even though it’s in the real world

    • @bossgamera123
      @bossgamera123 3 года назад +290

      Not to mention the fact that there’s 10s of thousands of species of fishes. They’re not even the same species

    • @muhamadrizkyananda
      @muhamadrizkyananda 3 года назад +95

      Maybe because fishes/citizen in Spongebob show is represent humans so can be interpreted as human eating human ?

    • @themadlass5584
      @themadlass5584 3 года назад +2

      @@huang111 Just because there is cannibalism in the world does not mean we need to be okay with it. 😐

    • @lilybelden9405
      @lilybelden9405 3 года назад +178

      @@themadlass5584 I think he means if you think fish eating fish is cannibalism. the humans eating cows is also cannibalism. mammals eating mammals.

  • @mrpockets28248
    @mrpockets28248 3 года назад +4155

    One more observation that goes hand in hand with this theory: I don’t recall pearl ever eating krabby patties. In fact when she starts the kuddly krab she replaces the krabby patty with a salad

  • @kirby4221
    @kirby4221 Год назад +171

    What makes this theory even more darker that the boat looks insanely similar to the one in Mr. Crab's Dreams

  • @juliagiles1547
    @juliagiles1547 3 года назад +4694

    Daddy found me on the day I was born. According to him, my mom had died suddenly. I had no other family, so he took it upon himself to raise me. I never cared about the fact that I was adopted, or that I never knew my mom. It was always me and him, and I knew he loved me. That was all I needed.
    On my 5th birthday, Daddy got me a bike. He taught me how to ride it, even if he kept complaining about his back. That was the last time I remember him being taller than me.
    On my 7th birthday, I tried getting on the bike to ride with friends. It broke in half. I cried so much I thought my eyes would float clean off. But Daddy was there to comfort me. Despite his cheapness, he'd promise me a new one. He said that I was just going to be bigger than the other girls when I grew up, and that it was nothing to be ashamed of.
    On my 12th birthday, Daddy threw me a birthday party at the Krusty Krab. It was embarrassing how much he dotted on me, but it was still sweet to see how much he cared. He wouldn't let me eat any of the patties, and even though I didn't even like them, I still wanted to know why. Daddy seemed to panic a little, and he threw out an excuse that I needed to watch my weight since I was almost twice his height now.
    On my 16th birthday, Daddy threw me another birthday at the Krusty Krab. It was really embarrassing at first; it seemed like he put in no effort into anything, and it didn't help that my friends kept complaining. It's funny how I cared so much about how they thought of me, but now I don't even remember their names. By the end of the party, though, I found out that my Daddy got me everything I asked for: presents, ponies, a performance from my favorite band, it was all so sweet! It was only later when I caught him trying to return half the stuff did I realize that Spongebob was the one behind all of it. Around that time, it seemed like exciting things only happened when Spongebob was around. Daddy was so withdrawn during that year, always at the Krusty Krab, giving out excuses about "managing the business". Apparently there was a meat shortage that he had to deal with.
    On my 20th birthday, I resigned myself to the fact that I was going to be Daddy's sole caretaker. It was getting harder for me to move around the house. I didn't mind, it was Daddy I was more worried about. His nightmares were getting worse, even with the pills I gave him every morning. He said that his spirals were all because of stress from work. The meat shortage was getting worse. I told him that I could help with the business, if he would tell me the formula. He refused over and over, giving out more excuses about how I wasn't old enough yet, how knowing the family recipe was a special event that couldn't be spoiled. I couldn't remember the last time we had a conversation that didn't include an excuse.
    It's my 21st birthday. Daddy looks happy today. Almost too happy, given all the crying I heard last night. He tells me that I'm big enough, and that he's gonna teach me the secret formula.
    We drive to the Krusty Krab. Daddy's quiet. He looks over once, the mask-like smile he has slipping a little. I can see it in his eyes. He looks away when he notices me starring back.
    We get to the Krusty Krab. Daddy tells me to follow him. It's empty; Squidward and Spongebob's usual banter is nowhere to be heard. That's strange, Daddy never gives them a day off. Daddy leads me to the kitchen, not his office, where the formula is. He leads me to the freezer.
    He tells me he loves me.
    He closes the door.

    • @zeroddor2665
      @zeroddor2665 3 года назад +864

      Oh shi-

    • @godsclown4419
      @godsclown4419 3 года назад +1158

      10/10 would read again

    • @Diana-yd2ct
      @Diana-yd2ct 3 года назад +706

      This is scary good

    • @Janeywaney455
      @Janeywaney455 3 года назад +602

      Protect Pearl at all costs.

    • @killerquinn64
      @killerquinn64 3 года назад +555

      See- here’s the thing. According to Planktons Intern, Pearl knows the formula. And while this theory disproves it totally, I’d like to think this so that I don’t lose my love for the series entirely.

  • @Carlos-go5ce
    @Carlos-go5ce 3 года назад +3049

    the fact that there is an entire episode about pearl getting acne because of krabby patty soap, also means pearl washes herself with her mothers corpse

    • @SpiderconPrime
      @SpiderconPrime 3 года назад +318

      Whale blubber could be used for soap

    • @badcaseofstripes
      @badcaseofstripes 3 года назад +420

      @Jheiden Maveric G. Damasco well the point is that the meat wouldn't be exhausted quickly, when whales die in real life their corpses feed many ocean animals for several months to almost a couple years

    • @Kallichore09
      @Kallichore09 3 года назад +54

      JESUS CHRIST

    • @Im_Him_Fr
      @Im_Him_Fr 3 года назад +12

      Who doesn't smh

    • @duckman62
      @duckman62 3 года назад +21

      how has the meat not gone rotten though

  • @thepancakespy2355
    @thepancakespy2355 3 года назад +2275

    If this isn’t trending then the RUclips algorithm is just flat out stupid. This is quality content right here

    • @sarthakjain1824
      @sarthakjain1824 3 года назад +56

      No cringe tiktokers already conquered trending page, or some "i am pregnant , telling to my husband, my friends, my dog , my boyfriend" type of videos are there.

    • @cosmiceyness
      @cosmiceyness 3 года назад

      its beautiful

    • @sambuetow5225
      @sambuetow5225 3 года назад

      So true, so true

    • @spiritual9574
      @spiritual9574 3 года назад +8

      @@sarthakjain1824 lmao this is 100% accurate

    • @hello-jn2cy
      @hello-jn2cy 3 года назад +2

      How did you comment 4 hours ago

  • @charlesnoname1541
    @charlesnoname1541 2 месяца назад +11

    All words and letters in order where were said/appeared (for the muse arg):
    0:18: "ONE" - 2
    3:59: "PHASE" - 1
    4:30: "SHOWING" - 5
    5:10: "COMPLETE" - 3
    5:13: "RESISTANCE" - 6
    6:35: "HIS" - 8
    8:17: "BREAK" - 7
    8:58: "HIS" - 11
    11:13: "REMOVE" - 10
    11:43: "SPIRIT" - 9
    16:07: "ASPIRATIONS" - 12
    17:03: "HOST" - 4
    the numbers with the words are the order they go of the sentence, like this:
    *PHASE ONE COMPLETE, HOST SHOWING RESISTANCE, BREAK HIS SPIRIT, REMOVE HIS ASPIRATIONS.*

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 3 года назад +878

    “Eugine Krabs aspiration for money and greed caused him to do terrible terrible things”
    Literally the entire plot of Bikini Bottom Horror Story

    • @jamiepandahugs8246
      @jamiepandahugs8246 3 года назад +11

      ay yo bikini bottom horror story?? what is that??

    • @ritishsalwan1225
      @ritishsalwan1225 3 года назад +5

      @Jah'Lee Robinson with just curiosity where can i find it is it like super scary ?

    • @Sivanot
      @Sivanot 3 года назад +3

      @@ritishsalwan1225 It's just called The Bikini Bottom Horror. It's lovecraftian horror, and gets it's name from The Dunwich Horror.

    • @ritishsalwan1225
      @ritishsalwan1225 3 года назад +2

      @@Sivanot thanks bud

    • @ritishsalwan1225
      @ritishsalwan1225 3 года назад +2

      @Jah'Lee Robinson will that f up my sleeping schedule ?

  • @CryptoNWO
    @CryptoNWO 3 года назад +5153

    Best one yet! You have no idea how excited I am for more content from you

  • @samueltesta1558
    @samueltesta1558 3 года назад +688

    Community: “Wait so what theory are you covering?”
    Alex Bale: “Yes.”

    • @nathanlevesque7812
      @nathanlevesque7812 3 года назад +4

      This joke format has become unintelligible.

    • @shaquilleautomobile4795
      @shaquilleautomobile4795 3 года назад +1

      Your pfp is blessed

    • @wingedstring
      @wingedstring 3 года назад +2

      Thay's exactly what he did! He did asked on yt what thelry would be the best and then did all at the same time

  • @BlackMamba0206
    @BlackMamba0206 Год назад +74

    I heard of all these theories, but you are so detailed in explaining and proving them, and even extend and linking them and also proving it with every single evidence you find. A true Sherlock

  • @mionadragutinovic1625
    @mionadragutinovic1625 3 года назад +791

    I think you should make theory about Patrick and his inteligence, bc he has several moments in show when he shows that he is actually smart and he hides it for some reason

    • @tylermitchell.420
      @tylermitchell.420 3 года назад +53

      That actually might be theory number 5 that he teased at the end of the video. Idk for sure, but I’m calling it lol

    • @ßallofweirdneß
      @ßallofweirdneß 3 года назад +16

      actually i think its just for comedic purposes

    • @amarugo4224
      @amarugo4224 3 года назад +2

      I suspected the exact same thing too

    • @savagequeen3039
      @savagequeen3039 3 года назад +19

      The Patrick Intelligence Theory

    • @akkralla
      @akkralla 3 года назад +8

      I actually watched a Video about that conspiracy and the guy in the video said that Patrick has a personality disorder and he had a bunch of different personality and he duplicates every time the plugh in his head gets unplugged or when a part of his body falls off and the reason why sometimes in the show he looks in the mirror and theirs a different one of him that looks different or acts different or makes fun of him because that's his other personality and he's imagining talking to his other personality and his personality keeps changing like for example when he's smart but then he turns dumb again that's him changing personalitys and and he's actually smart because he can litterly plug and make a TV out of sand but he doesn't want to be that smart so he's smart enough to act dumb and funny sometimes and also the episode where he fell off the cliff and his head fell off that was another change of his personality and also since his head fell off he duplicated into another Patrick to act dumb and funny again and that's all I can remember but if you want to check out the channel it's called the theorist if you want more info and also the channel the theorist made a conspiracy about plankton so yea

  • @RobertoDeMundo
    @RobertoDeMundo 3 года назад +775

    Every time the screen goes black, my eyes go wide and I stare at my reflection as if it was a brief realization

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +8349

    When he said "there is so much more here than anyone thinks" I thought he was exaggerating
    I was wrong

    • @vAqeii
      @vAqeii 3 года назад +20

      yes

    • @giancarlo418
      @giancarlo418 3 года назад +75

      Wow you're everywhere

    • @doomguy8445
      @doomguy8445 3 года назад +25

      Hello mr. without moustache

    • @Ameenlox
      @Ameenlox 3 года назад +6

      nah man he was not exaggerating

    • @YehudiNimol
      @YehudiNimol 3 года назад +24

      I wonder, do you actually watch the videos you comment on or do you just watch the first minute and just guess what the video is about?

  • @harz632
    @harz632 Год назад +792

    The Question now is, did he really adopt Pearl because he feels bad about her mothers death? If he uses her mother as meat for the krabby patty he clearly can't feel to bad about it, what if instead he took her in and is spoiling her in hopes that she grows up big so she can supply more meat once her mother is all used up.

    • @carsonsmith6124
      @carsonsmith6124 Год назад +64

      Did u watch the whole vid

    • @natashapavlova6776
      @natashapavlova6776 11 месяцев назад +5

      True 😅

    • @pezzable
      @pezzable 9 месяцев назад +47

      Watch the whole video, that's the final plot twist

    • @Waolom13_
      @Waolom13_ 8 месяцев назад

      You made it more darker

    • @ultimazilla9814
      @ultimazilla9814 6 месяцев назад +6

      That is mentioned in the video

  • @murvdx3692
    @murvdx3692 3 года назад +3569

    Pearl: “hey dad,what’s the secret formula?”
    Mr.krabs: “joe”
    Pearl: “who’s joe?”
    Mr.krabs: “joe mama”

  • @ACAmazing
    @ACAmazing 3 года назад +553

    y'all talk about the Spongebob theories but his real life film plots at the end of these theories really thickens

    • @batstoast3560
      @batstoast3560 3 года назад +19

      THE PLOT THICKENS A BIT MORE FOR MORGEN

    • @itsthekyle8841
      @itsthekyle8841 3 года назад +4

      I’d like your comment but 69

    • @blueduo2423
      @blueduo2423 3 года назад +2

      Woooooah

    • @thespectaculargamernerd8114
      @thespectaculargamernerd8114 3 года назад

      It's a win win.

    • @nutbuster4204
      @nutbuster4204 3 года назад +8

      Im assuming that the black shadow is a representation of his mind, thats why it’s forcing it to make theories instead of short films, its making him not follow what he’s actually passionate about.

  • @tommymassa7999
    @tommymassa7999 3 года назад +515

    When he said “Where does Krabs get all that meat from?” I just left the room.

  • @NotSoNormalSquirtle
    @NotSoNormalSquirtle Год назад +50

    0:40 At first, it was "haha, funny crazy old guy."
    Now it's "oh god, crazy old guy and his son have been killed by the muse"

  • @WaxyLT
    @WaxyLT 3 года назад +888

    This whole series is incredible. Not only is he making a whole background story around this with an extended universe, but he also has to actually make SpongeBob theories this good! You’re a genius, Alex

  • @Matshiro
    @Matshiro 3 года назад +2210

    Depression of Mr Crabs sounds like Pearl's mother was once evolved, but maybe she de-evolved and Mr Crabs has to kill her, even if she loved her

    • @KiLLJOY1056
      @KiLLJOY1056 3 года назад +235

      Maybe he was forced to kill her during Neptunes Moon 100 years prior

    • @humantwister9209
      @humantwister9209 3 года назад +125

      @@KiLLJOY1056 but could mr krabs really be over 100 years old?
      Actually, do we even know how long the evolved fish live for?

    • @KiLLJOY1056
      @KiLLJOY1056 3 года назад +103

      @@humantwister9209 Prehistoric Episode dated back millions of years, so yes, krabs could very well be long over 100 years old.

    • @saucevc8353
      @saucevc8353 3 года назад +111

      @@humantwister9209 Well none of the characters have really visibly aged throughout the decades long show, so maybe they're all immortal.

    • @agenti4734
      @agenti4734 3 года назад +47

      @@humantwister9209 i mean look at mr krabs dime

  • @-princessbee-9742
    @-princessbee-9742 3 года назад +671

    He wouldn't do that, he loves Pearl
    "I'D GladLY give up eVerThiNg For thE mOneY thAt I've EarNt"

    • @missmimosa777
      @missmimosa777 3 года назад +12

      That part took me OUT😭

    • @user-rq5uy4ye5f
      @user-rq5uy4ye5f 3 года назад +6

      @@pancakedestroyer9897 wait birds cant live in water

    • @2nCat
      @2nCat 3 года назад +4

      @@user-rq5uy4ye5f amogus

    • @jayden4917
      @jayden4917 3 года назад

      earned

    • @coolcatcastle8
      @coolcatcastle8 3 года назад

      @@jayden4917 yep

  • @lifeiscats1337
    @lifeiscats1337 7 месяцев назад +26

    DUDE!!! That ending was fucking amazing. It’s 3:33 AM for me, it’s raining, and I’m alone. Watching that horror short was so cool. It was so mysterious and engaging it genuinely left me on the edge of my seat.

  • @johnturner6504
    @johnturner6504 3 года назад +645

    Alex u also forgot to mention mr Krabs killed her with a hook that’s why he gets severe ptsd whenever spongebob plays with them that’s more proof

  • @JakobDemyan
    @JakobDemyan 3 года назад +346

    To add to the theory, in the episode “hooky” Mr. Krabs mentions the “chum famine of 59”, which could be a direct result of the war between the evolved fish and the regular fish

  • @onyxsylvian
    @onyxsylvian 2 года назад +825

    11:05 Mr. Krabs' expression looks almost nervous or even holding back from crying while he's holding Pearl in that photo. Deep down, he knows what he's done and he's trying to hide it.

    • @NamHoang-oy7lj
      @NamHoang-oy7lj 2 года назад +42

      He know what would eventually come...

    • @fisman8680
      @fisman8680 2 года назад +17

      @Oswald Cobblepot gigacringe response

    • @fisman8680
      @fisman8680 2 года назад

      @Oswald Cobblepot you puke lies

    • @Icekreamsandvich
      @Icekreamsandvich 2 года назад +5

      @Oswald Cobblepot gigacringe response to less cringe response to gigacringe comment

    • @gun3662
      @gun3662 2 года назад +1

      @Oswald Cobblepot you spit gigacringe responses all your facts are 100x gigacringier

  • @CruzingAroundTheBlock
    @CruzingAroundTheBlock 9 месяцев назад +19

    The way he teased this theory is absolutely genius.

  • @nicholasmaharaj6588
    @nicholasmaharaj6588 3 года назад +1051

    you should do a theory about Patrick's real parents, since he has like 3 different types of parents now one of which was considered fake

    • @jjjjbrbwnnrmazmn
      @jjjjbrbwnnrmazmn 3 года назад +19

      YES he has to do that

    • @officeroildab4950
      @officeroildab4950 3 года назад +18

      Sandy first! Considering it counters his theory about Neptune being the cause of the evolution of Bikini Bottom. Sandy has this same higher intelligence as other fish, and can even communicate with them! Its already been stated that Sandy hasn't always resided in Bikini Bottom, so how did she get so smart?

    • @nicholasmaharaj6588
      @nicholasmaharaj6588 3 года назад +11

      @@officeroildab4950 didn’t he already do sandy and explained that she’s a spy for the tv show, and he also talked about how sandy went back in time to warn her younger self about the Kraby patty formula

    • @officeroildab4950
      @officeroildab4950 3 года назад +2

      He explained she could be a spy, but why send a squirrel? Theres the narrator, hands, scuba divers with cameras and Alex goes on to explain even Mr Krabs could be a spy to sell out his fellow citizens... So why Sandy? Where did her character come from?

    • @officeroildab4950
      @officeroildab4950 3 года назад +3

      This theory started off with humans documenting this higher intelligent fish species, observing and learning from them, but if higher intelligent life exists on land (i.e. Sandy Cheeks and other ape species) .. Why would undersea life be more intriguing to study? Unless life on land isn't as evolved in the Spongebob universe, and these are the only other animals that share human characteristics... So again, how did Sandy become so advanced?
      In my opinion, Alex should do a background history on each character, and go from there.

  • @slystudios6046
    @slystudios6046 3 года назад +748

    the ending was crazy genius, he showed that he is self aware that no one cares about his films, and gave a valid reason to "chase for clouts" and denied future attacks that may tell him he is a "sellout".

    • @pvtblu1613
      @pvtblu1613 3 года назад +66

      Also a good way to promote his film skills.

    • @revenevan11
      @revenevan11 3 года назад +40

      @@pvtblu1613 that's what I thought too, that ending really made me want to check out his other stuff!

    • @geezluis9945
      @geezluis9945 3 года назад +21

      Hes really good ngl

    • @bqfilms
      @bqfilms 3 года назад +11

      But he also applied the film aspect to the video, without having to remove the spongebob subject, making this even more genius.

  • @benpat23
    @benpat23 3 года назад +203

    the ending is him flexing his filmmaking skills, earned a sub from me for sure! That was so unexpected but so good!

    • @rockhistoria2537
      @rockhistoria2537 3 года назад +6

      The guy made an whole ass ARG already! He is really good!

    • @crazycrap7166
      @crazycrap7166 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/oD6rHU8Zxm0/видео.html

    • @Mangk89
      @Mangk89 3 года назад +2

      I just realized this is pizza time pizza guy

    • @rockhistoria2537
      @rockhistoria2537 3 года назад +2

      @@Mangk89 yeah me too, when I discovered that I was in shock, he is really talented!

    • @444._lovergrl
      @444._lovergrl 3 года назад +2

      @@Mangk89 same

  • @chadcreeper9777
    @chadcreeper9777 7 месяцев назад +19

    When you thought matpat was the only one who's ruin your childhood just remember Alex bale exist

  • @itsbrae
    @itsbrae 3 года назад +316

    The teacher: You can do your project on anything
    Alex:

  • @ninajeanspears
    @ninajeanspears 3 года назад +357

    i just realized that one episode when pearl takes over the krusty krab and makes everyone eat salads… i know it’s supposed to represent being a weight conscious trendy teen or whatever but what if pearl just sensed something not right..

    • @originalgangsterloc
      @originalgangsterloc 3 года назад +24

      Lmfao I forgot all about that episode. TWO SA-lads

    • @Hellothere-ky4jr
      @Hellothere-ky4jr 3 года назад +6

      Hold on....

    • @chaotic5610
      @chaotic5610 3 года назад +5

      Well mr krabs went somewhat crazy that episode so pearl must be on thin ice

  • @christianjohnson2918
    @christianjohnson2918 3 года назад +153

    Anyone else noticed how Alex used the Spongebob background music so perfectly throughout all of his videos?

  • @Tsudkyk
    @Tsudkyk Год назад +7

    I didn’t watch the end of this video last time. I really loved it. it’s so creepy, meta, and it was honest about how you feel about these SpongeBob videos. Plus it makes me want to check out other work. Good stuff!

  • @kloozefn2003
    @kloozefn2003 3 года назад +229

    I love how there's gonna be secret lore in his own channel for us to theorize about and he is able to do it so well because he already has experience with storytelling and short films. Bravo

    • @maerus5227
      @maerus5227 3 года назад +3

      Oh come on. THIS videos arguments SUCKED, and are EASILY defeated, compared to the first 3 episodes.
      It’s like the character said at the end skit: he hates making these videos, and I think he INTENTIONALLY is running this series into the ground.
      He WISHES his film stuff was what was popular on his channel, but it isn’t. So he’s trying to MAKE it be.
      Real sad so see. I was really looking forward to this episode.

  • @PrinceSamMusic
    @PrinceSamMusic 3 года назад +259

    He really wasn't kidding when he said this was the darkest one yet

  • @xdrghmkl
    @xdrghmkl 3 года назад +197

    The end of the video where it's like 'I gave you views and everything, if you ditch me, you'll be unknown again blah blah blah, keep focusing on me instead of doing what you like because no one cares about your other stuff blah blah blah'? That's honestly really relatable.
    I just wanted to listen to theories in the background while I drew, but instead I got a reminder of that feeling.

    • @HotDavidPlayz
      @HotDavidPlayz 3 года назад +7

      same here but personally i like his films

    • @xdrghmkl
      @xdrghmkl 3 года назад +2

      @@HotDavidPlayz so far, I've only checked out the animation playlist, but I liked them all and plan to check out more of his stuff

  • @valkyrie283
    @valkyrie283 9 месяцев назад +5

    Honestly the whale part makes a lot of sense. When a whale dies and falls to the ocean bottom, it provides enough food to make an entire temporary mini-ecosystem.

  • @matthewwylie2735
    @matthewwylie2735 2 года назад +1014

    Krabs being in a war against primitive fish actually makes much more sense after you consider Krabs and one of his ship crews were once attacked by the abominable snow mollusk. Maybe attacks like that kept happening over time to other Bikini Bottomites and led to the war and Krabs joined the war because of that event, realizing the threat of primitive creatures firsthand.

    • @DavidLIVE_
      @DavidLIVE_ 2 года назад +6

      Mr. Empty
      We are more closely related to sharks than you think.

    • @parkerpeter9218
      @parkerpeter9218 2 года назад +8

      we need a more adult themed Mr. Krabs spin off of him in the war

    • @gingincoo
      @gingincoo Год назад

      Lol

  • @donniejefferson9554
    @donniejefferson9554 3 года назад +316

    A little addition: This could help explain why Mr. Krabs works with the film crew. They threatened to expose his secret

    • @MS-nb2zg
      @MS-nb2zg 3 года назад +31

      Or they paying him money

    • @minhhuynh5059
      @minhhuynh5059 3 года назад +18

      @@MS-nb2zg cit could be both

    • @ImACat13
      @ImACat13 3 года назад +7

      @@MS-nb2zg it's most likely both. Drug cartels follow a philosophy that states "plata o plomo", which is literally translated to “silver or lead.” A person saying the phrase is telling the listener to either accept a bribe (plata, meaning “silver,” a common slang term for money) or lose their life (plomo, a metaphor for “lead bullet”).

    • @MS-nb2zg
      @MS-nb2zg 3 года назад +1

      @@ImACat13 bruh I just said money cuz mr krabs would do anything for money

    • @AJ-hx5uf
      @AJ-hx5uf 3 года назад

      HOLLY SHIT

  • @Darkfire612
    @Darkfire612 3 года назад +354

    "Why aren't you running."
    "Well I can't read"
    "Get outta here"
    "EHuck"

  • @polumathes9729
    @polumathes9729 Год назад +35

    Another potential problem with this theory is that Mr. Krabs is canonically in his 50’s-60’s, and Pearl, for most of the show, is not yet 18. The show seems to imply that Krabs was a soldier is his youth, and that the Krusty Krab has been open for a couple of decades. If Krabs really got Pearl after the war and before the KK, one would think she’d be significantly older than she is in the show.

    • @dafilmqueen556
      @dafilmqueen556 9 месяцев назад +9

      He must've killed a whale before Pearl's mother and only hunted her once that whale's body ran out of meat to use. Even if we assume Pearl is gonna be used next, Mr Krabs wouldn't be able to use her. Not only would he have gotten attached to her by then, but even if he didn't, she's too young. Not to mention, going by her age, by the time she is old enough to become Krabby Patty meat, Krabs would've been old and dead before he even saw her grow up. Am I reading into this too much? Maybe. Would it be a viable solution to allow Pearl to live against this cruel fate? Maybe, maybe not. Would I make it happen so Pearl gets to live? Absolutely!

    • @SurprisedFireflies-ik4kt
      @SurprisedFireflies-ik4kt 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@dafilmqueen556I'm sure he has plans

  • @riverdaisy4215
    @riverdaisy4215 3 года назад +415

    The guilt of killing Pearl’s mother and discovering she had an infant daughter consumed his soul to the point where he adopted her and goes to extreme lengths to work and earn money to distract himself from not only the guilt of that but also the stress of other hardships in his life

    • @J-manli
      @J-manli 3 года назад +39

      Not to mention that since he grew up poor, and was bullied and harassed because he was poor, his greed is a coping mechanism to never feel "powerless" again.

    • @jessicaalmany5593
      @jessicaalmany5593 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/8-IxWu77cIk/видео.html

    • @tobytrish1007
      @tobytrish1007 3 года назад

      Wait why did he kills mother to begin with. I must have missed that part.

    • @themalcahtwinz4743
      @themalcahtwinz4743 3 года назад +7

      @@tobytrish1007 there was a war between the evolved fish and the less evolved fish

    • @iceluvndiva21
      @iceluvndiva21 3 года назад +3

      @@J-manli
      All of this! Now obviously this doesn't excuse his actions but it does help explain it. Plus it's pretty clear Krabs dose get his punishment for his crimes. A worthless hat he graverobbed for, throwing away a friend for money (both plankton and sponge Bob), being annoyed by the teens who he hired to replace sponge Bob and squidward with when they went on strike, being stung to hell an back when abusing WILD jellyfish, being pelted with peanuts (and maybe facing jail time) for stealing a giant oyster's pearl-like egg. (look just cuz he thought it was a Pearl and didn't know it was an egg doesn't change that he still stole something important to the oyster.)
      Plus the idea krabs would fatten his daughter up like that ignores that he's willing to prioritize her happiness over his own selfishness. Hell the tell tale boots show us another karmic punishment for not just being cheap with his family but lying to spongebob. That and when spongebob had to pretend to be him infront of his navy friends? He gets annoyed and offended when spongebob suggests he'd do a surgery on his own daughter just to save money. Heck, when Pearl was working at the krusty/kuddly crab? Yes he put his profits first but his primary concern was how firing his own daughter would affect their relationship as family. Pearls prom date ditches? He dose everything he can to make sure she has a date. His relationship with Mrs. Puffs has him having to choose between the two and eventually he figures out she isn't interested in his money, she's interested in him.
      So while crabs is terrible at priorities? At least he actually cares and comes to his senses.

  • @ayanna9281
    @ayanna9281 3 года назад +6561

    The Spongbob creators: “He’s onto us”

    • @Soundish_Wave
      @Soundish_Wave 3 года назад +127

      Welp, looks like the raids aren't over yet. *grabs alien gun I stole from area 51* Let's go naruto run boys.

    • @Soshiflani
      @Soshiflani 3 года назад +27

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @rebeccacummings6697
      @rebeccacummings6697 3 года назад +25

      @@Soundish_Wave how'd you get that if the raids failed last time...

    • @Soundish_Wave
      @Soundish_Wave 3 года назад +29

      @@rebeccacummings6697 that information is classified.

    • @doru6650
      @doru6650 3 года назад +7

      @@Soundish_Wave 😏😏😏

  • @dontaskdontjudge
    @dontaskdontjudge 3 года назад +321

    Remember that one episode where krabs was harvesting jelly from jellyfish by literally squeezing them dry? I'm not all that shocked that he'd use pearl's mother as meat for the patties

    • @missmimosa777
      @missmimosa777 3 года назад +2

      True as fuck.

    • @nguyenphuoctuephong1083
      @nguyenphuoctuephong1083 3 года назад

      There was an tik tok called top 10 things that will ruin ur childhood and there was an
      Part when he says me crab in an cannible but I when I watched this I think the person who made that
      Tik tok was ding darn wrong

  • @L4AGGERT4GGER
    @L4AGGERT4GGER 8 месяцев назад +5

    Observe, #1, the life span of a starfish is 10-34 years. If it was 100 years in the past, 5:36, it would mean Patrick is immortal, right?

  • @mimilogan76
    @mimilogan76 3 года назад +491

    The ending really got me. Just to let you know you’re so much more than Spongebob. You don’t have to continue them if you’re not passionate! Some of us really care about you not just these conspiracy theories! But great video as always!!!

    • @Duality2222-2
      @Duality2222-2 3 года назад +16

      Dude whoever that fucking creature is I don't want to see it. If this guy gave up on the theories then we would have to witness the horrors of what that creature is. And I don't wanna see it.

    • @isoheru
      @isoheru 3 года назад +6

      @@Duality2222-2 dude i swear to god i feel like it’s hermaeus mora from the elder scrolls series

    • @Duality2222-2
      @Duality2222-2 3 года назад +5

      @@isoheru I feel like it's Patrick from the Bikini Bottom horror comics and videos. And listen to his voice in one of those videos you'll see where I'm going with my theory

    • @JimTheCurator
      @JimTheCurator 3 года назад +3

      Alex, you better get down here and heart this guy's comment.

    • @devastator9415
      @devastator9415 3 года назад +1

      @@isoheru I thought that it was Hermaeus. When he talked about knowledge, that is what sold that to me. The speech pattern was a dead give away to me.

  • @okc7u372
    @okc7u372 3 года назад +206

    “Why did mr. krabs go into such a deep depression after the war” is so funny too me

    • @nyx3969
      @nyx3969 3 года назад +4

      Bruh I read this when he said it in the video

    • @C003
      @C003 3 года назад +1

      @@nyx3969 cool

    • @suprisebuttsecksspy5958
      @suprisebuttsecksspy5958 3 года назад

      If i was good enough in drawing i will do animatic video about krab killing pearl mom and how krab start adopting pearl. Dramatic music also voice actor from people who can voiced mr krab. At the moment krab deep depression he actually memorize how he kill moby money and how guilty he is. And when he was alone he always seeing picture of pearl on memory album and said "pearl..., you are only think that money cant buy, the only one who can shine and give your father hope to live. Thats why you will always be my pearl" **close book**
      Edit: sorry im not good enough at english but atleast i finally my idea for upcoming future

    • @thundy9124
      @thundy9124 3 года назад

      What if Mr Krabs was in Vietnam ? His age checks out

    • @faeri_
      @faeri_ 3 года назад

      @Wolf Gamer PlaysZ the way it was said.

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO 3 года назад +497

    Forget about just spongebob, Alex should do conspiracies on all cartoons

    • @anokrya975
      @anokrya975 3 года назад +22

      Dont u think its hard going around watching every episode, reading every comic, and looking at all the websites of cartoons though😭 I wish he could but he has a life lmao

    • @bluejeans6377
      @bluejeans6377 3 года назад

      I'd watch too

    • @lixd3054
      @lixd3054 3 года назад +1

      @@anokrya975 that is very true even if he post a theory video once a month I wouldn't be mad 1 bit because all the work and time he puts in his theory vids

    • @ch6ky
      @ch6ky 3 года назад

      He works for spongebob😭😭

  • @nicklapallo9090
    @nicklapallo9090 2 месяца назад +1

    Dude.
    Dude.
    This ties into an amazing almost paradoxical explosion of life in the deep sea.
    Whalefalls.
    Holy crap, it's a whalefall metaphor. I never realized that but dude,it makes so much sense now. Doubly since one of the main species of animal that flocks to the carcass; crabs. You weren't kidding, the OG show writers were next level man.

  • @mhal-bj8uq
    @mhal-bj8uq 3 года назад +461

    The secret formula was never fish. It was mammal: whale. That's how the creators got away with it because most people don't know or forget that a whale isn't a fish.

    • @coletonstephenson3596
      @coletonstephenson3596 3 года назад +18

      Yes I heard a theory that mr krabs found or killed pearls mom and took pearl and used her mom as the secret ingredient which is crazy and funny

    • @coletonstephenson3596
      @coletonstephenson3596 3 года назад +13

      Oh my bad I didn’t know he mentioned it in the vid

    • @michaelg8841
      @michaelg8841 3 года назад +5

      @@coletonstephenson3596 you know you can delete comments, right?

    • @thephaneron3676
      @thephaneron3676 3 года назад +12

      Pearl's biological father could've been Moby Dick, who was killed in the ocean. No doubt he was the first Krabby Patty meat. Pearl's mother was next.

    • @Grievingbow
      @Grievingbow 3 года назад

      @@coletonstephenson3596 sounds pretty stupid to me

  • @Kylesaystuff
    @Kylesaystuff 3 года назад +227

    Also, in the episode "Snail bites", Spongbob were trying to find a snack for Gary so he travels from the USA to Russia and other country and they're all intelligent fish underwater.

    • @crazycrap7166
      @crazycrap7166 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/oD6rHU8Zxm0/видео.html

    • @thisisachannel7654
      @thisisachannel7654 3 года назад +1

      I would like this but it has 69 likes

    • @georgia8865
      @georgia8865 3 года назад +9

      those could just be immigrants from bikini bottom

    • @crazycrap7166
      @crazycrap7166 3 года назад +1

      @@georgia8865 ruclips.net/video/oD6rHU8Zxm0/видео.html

    • @Kylesaystuff
      @Kylesaystuff 3 года назад +1

      @@georgia8865 That's true but is unlikely that they'll be able to develop a completely different language in less than 50years, cuz otherwise it should be like the UK and the USA. But the fish in Russia speak Russian. The immigrants' theory still stands, but it has to be millions of years ago.

  • @HeroesRiseUp
    @HeroesRiseUp 2 года назад +975

    Dude is making the struggles of the RUclips algorithm into legit channel lore while also giving us a little snippet of his film talent in that little ending. Actually brilliant.

    • @ballofmayo5132
      @ballofmayo5132 2 года назад +14

      I actually only found out about this guy from the Game theory Happy Meat Farms and these videos endings.

    • @HeroesRiseUp
      @HeroesRiseUp 2 года назад

      @@ballofmayo5132 I found his videos slightly before that theory. Timing was perfect lol

    • @everyonetime9593
      @everyonetime9593 Год назад

      @@HeroesRiseUp
      Debunking Alex bale theory is easy.
      Excative producer of sponngbob show said on a tweet said krabby patty has no animal parts. Fuck ,Alex bale Food theory did it better.

    • @everyonetime9593
      @everyonetime9593 Год назад

      @@HeroesRiseUp
      Alex Bale's theory that Krabby Patty is made of fish is false. The creator of the SpongeBob show, as well as the executive producer, have both stated that there are no animal parts in Krabby Patty. This confirmation from their Twitter accounts proves that Alex Bale's theory is 100% false. Additionally, on Twitter, a fan asked the executive producer if they intentionally hid the ingredients and the executive producer confirmed that the formula will always remain a secret.

    • @everyonetime9593
      @everyonetime9593 Год назад

      @@HeroesRiseUp
      Alex bale theory krabby patty is made of fish is false
      The creator of spongbob show ,even Excuative producer both said theory no animal part in krabby patty. Mean it is confremation Alex bale theory is 100% false. Based on info on twiter. Second imfo we seen twiter a fan ask excuative producer of spongebob ,if they purposfully hided the ingrindence not reavel them. The excuative producer said yes ,the formula will alway remain a secrect.
      The fan tweet is reffreing to episode plankton ,make music band try to start steal Krabby Patty formula. In that episode we seen formula briefly with gibirsh word .

  • @jazzunlive
    @jazzunlive 5 дней назад +1

    Just to back up the theory of “krabs killed pearls mom and hes feeding her to the other fish as krabby patties”, in one episode where pearl gets barnacles on her face, spongebob asks her what soap she uses. Spongbob looks for the source ( where krabs makes it) and he finds that its made out of krabby patties. *WHALE BLUBBER WAS USED TO MAKE SOAP BEFORE WHALING WAS BANNED*

  • @Spranneagainsttheworld
    @Spranneagainsttheworld 3 года назад +323

    What if the reason that Mr. Krabs keeps giving Pearl money is because he feels bad that he’s making it by selling food made from Pearl’s mom!

    • @oreopopcorn3706
      @oreopopcorn3706 3 года назад +22

      I think mr Krabs is her... S U G A R D A D D Y

    • @auo7919
      @auo7919 3 года назад +4

      yes 16:14

    • @mr.scared8667
      @mr.scared8667 3 года назад +2

      @@oreopopcorn3706 yea

    • @yoongisgirlfriend9302
      @yoongisgirlfriend9302 3 года назад +5

      @@oreopopcorn3706 "he LOVE me, he GIVE ME ALL HIS MONEY"!!! You are not wrong

    • @user-py4dz3wk6o
      @user-py4dz3wk6o 3 года назад +3

      But doesn’t he still only give her like 5$ ? I remember an episode were they had a fight about that maybe I’m wrong

  • @elekoto3485
    @elekoto3485 3 года назад +795

    The fact that Spongebob is not allowed to share or even memorize the formula with ANYONE, except Krabs himself, implies that Spongebob knows what the patties are made of and possibly knows what Mr. Krabs has done and is sworn to absolute secrecy, and has promised to take it to his grave

    • @cyqry
      @cyqry 3 года назад +83

      Sworn to take it to the grave, or perhaps he is too traumatised to remember it?

    • @elekoto3485
      @elekoto3485 3 года назад +40

      @@cyqry perhaps both?

    • @rokia3929
      @rokia3929 3 года назад +43

      That’s why he was there from young to old her never trained another Fry cook

    • @jcstaff1007
      @jcstaff1007 3 года назад +43

      Spongebob doesn’t know what krabby patties are made of. He earnestly believes mr.krabs when he told spongebob that krabby patties’ secret ingredient is love.

    • @DetihForm
      @DetihForm 3 года назад +18

      Mr crabs can call it just meat and SpongeBob would just believe it

  • @AlexBaleFilms
    @AlexBaleFilms  3 года назад +1225

    Additional thought: So how is Pearl evolved when her mother was unevolved?
    Maybe she’s not evolved or only partially evolved, and her being raised in an evolved society made her able to talk and fit in.
    But then why isn’t she massive like her mother? In the episode “Growth Spout” Pearl goes through a sudden growth spurt and briefly grows massively, bigger than any evolved whale in Bikini Bottom. So maybe she will resemble her unevolved mother when she’s fully grown.

    • @MegaD-wo5kt
      @MegaD-wo5kt 3 года назад +22

      What high school did you go to because I have miss parks

    • @Kenichi_13
      @Kenichi_13 3 года назад +19

      If you think about she is the only whale in the bikini bottom, so I don’t think we can go off of much, but I’m no expert, you watched and probably are still watching spongebob everyday 😂 you make amazing work and I’m glad RUclips recommended you to me

    • @AlexBaleFilms
      @AlexBaleFilms  3 года назад +74

      @@Kenichi_13 there are many whale background characters in Bikini Bottom

    • @qwjk1
      @qwjk1 3 года назад +3

      bruhddah

    • @SkySprice
      @SkySprice 3 года назад +8

      The part about Mr Krabs and pearls mom reminds me of Metal Gear Solid, where a soldier killed a little girls parents but couldn’t bring himself to kill the girl too so he raised her as his “little sister”

  • @Jonaverse
    @Jonaverse Год назад +10

    When he says about chum, it could also mean chopped up plants and vegetables but speaking on the way that it looks. Yes, it’s definitely ground up fish

  • @Lottabaggage
    @Lottabaggage 3 года назад +159

    How this guy go from creepy horror films to SpongeBob theories. I mean, I'm not complaining, I hope there will be more of this.

    • @Dominion69420
      @Dominion69420 3 года назад +2

      I mean he is working on more of the arg content Im sure this is just atleast padding for the time being as a side thing but still Im not complaining his content is always gold

  • @CryptoNWO
    @CryptoNWO 3 года назад +502

    Congrats again on the 1M views Alex 🎉

    • @solxtude.6456
      @solxtude.6456 3 года назад +5

      He deserve it

    • @franchescamontana
      @franchescamontana 3 года назад +3

      I saw you on the stream

    • @tandlek6994
      @tandlek6994 3 года назад +2

      What a great guy educating so many people.

    • @Ok-fj7xx
      @Ok-fj7xx 3 года назад

      @Vincent Phan he’s really good I don’t need to go to school I can just watch him

    • @Ok-fj7xx
      @Ok-fj7xx 3 года назад

      @Vincent Phan I don’t know what you mean, this guy is the best teacher

  • @ZinnYT
    @ZinnYT 3 года назад +320

    About the war: There was an episode called "The Battle of Bikini Bottom", where Patrick describes the battle to be Dirty vs Clean. But then someone mentions that Patrick was completely wrong. What if this is referencing the battle between primitive vs evolved?

    • @tryplot
      @tryplot 3 года назад +91

      I could see many soldiers calling them "dirty primitive freaks", and then a family line as stupid as Patrick's only remembering "dirty"

    • @braderaku
      @braderaku 3 года назад +1

      👍

    • @glowingeyes5567
      @glowingeyes5567 3 года назад +3

      OH I REMEMBER THAT EPISODE!!! OH WOW YOURE RIGHT

    • @CrossyChainsaw
      @CrossyChainsaw 3 года назад +1

      Woa

    • @anonymuxx4452
      @anonymuxx4452 3 года назад +5

      HOLY SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT

  • @kurt_laflipperflabber
    @kurt_laflipperflabber Месяц назад +1

    Lol. Towards the end of the vid, the little piano tune Alex used, that was originally in my favourite Patsy Cline song, 'Crazy'. And this video sure is crazy but I love it :D

  • @MSonnyday
    @MSonnyday 2 года назад +626

    Another thing that makes this theory interesting is in Grandpappy the Pirate when Redbeard Krabs comes to visit Mr.Krabs Redbeard literally tried to kill Pearl himself thinking she was a "sea monster".

    • @SQUlDWARD
      @SQUlDWARD Год назад

      ^^^

    • @akio_kuro
      @akio_kuro Год назад +18

      Oh shit-

    • @everyonetime9593
      @everyonetime9593 Год назад +1

      @@akio_kuro Excative prducer of Spongbob show said on tweet ,there are no animal parts in Krabby patied .Alex Bale theory of krabby patied made fish is deunked.

    • @everyonetime9593
      @everyonetime9593 Год назад

      @@Avitrek12345
      There one more Alex bale forgot.
      Remeber the episode where plankton has music band try steal krabby patty formula. We seen Krabby Patty formula that episode just gibirsh word.
      A fan go twiter tags excative producer of spongbob show. Fan ask did he hiden secrect formula within gibirish word.
      Excative producer said "Yes ,the formula will always remain a secrect".
      Based on of Excutive producer of spongebob show .The 2 tweet dosen't fit with Alex bale theory. Wnile Food theory does a theory about krabby patty formula fit cleanly with those 2 tweet by excative producer of Spongebob show. One thing I' have notice.

    • @everyonetime9593
      @everyonetime9593 Год назад

      @@Avitrek12345
      Wonder while Alex bale make the theory about krabby patty formula he didn't notice 2 nd tweet ,What I said last from my last comment ,afther you responed ok ? One thing for sure Matpat more obeservant then Alex bale.🤣

  • @thehumenthing8504
    @thehumenthing8504 3 года назад +946

    Pearl: “Hey dad, what’s the secret formula?”
    Mr. Krabs: “Your mom!”

    • @kanai7711
      @kanai7711 3 года назад +18

      No because this made me cryyyyyyy 🐳🤣🤣🤣

    • @justn01._.
      @justn01._. 3 года назад +16

      Get out 💀

    • @saturno6324
      @saturno6324 3 года назад +16

      Krabs be like: *Joe MAMA!*

    • @notreal7849
      @notreal7849 3 года назад +7

      Your mom joke on whole another lvl :D

    • @monsealvarado7948
      @monsealvarado7948 3 года назад

      @• iiLoisss • same that's why the restaurant is a crab trap

  • @BlackDogsAndLadybugs
    @BlackDogsAndLadybugs 2 года назад +471

    Another point towards this theory being canon is the show's creators using marine biology in tons of aspects in the show, and "Whale falls" (Where a whale dies and sinks to the bottom of the ocean) are often described as "restraunts" for tons of different fish. This creates an ecosystem/"restaurant" that thrives from anywhere between 50-100 years! Super cool stuff. :]
    (Sorry if another commenter mentioned this, btw- I tried looking & couldn't find any.)

    • @danielsurvivor1372
      @danielsurvivor1372 Год назад +24

      Jesus, how does meat not rot after a month, let alone 50-100 YEARS?
      Also this is dark

    • @BlackDogsAndLadybugs
      @BlackDogsAndLadybugs Год назад +41

      @@danielsurvivor1372 You're right! My comment's a slight stretch in that aspect, lol. Not the timeframe, but in how it all actually works, details below:
      The meat/soft tissues actually gets picked off by bigger scavengers like sharks, octopus, and giant isopods pretty quickly.
      Then comes polychaete worms, tiny little crustaceans, and mollusks that basically clean everything up, including the sand/sediment around the "fall" and I believe inside the bones for their marrow but don't quote me on that, lol.
      So... it's technically the Sulfophilic stage that lasts the longest! Special bacteria break down the lipids in the bones to produce sulfide, that attracts thick bacterial mats, mussels and tube worms.
      There's even been new studies on types of life that thrive specifically off whale falls, technicalities of there being a "reef stage" all around neat stuff! Our oceans are so amazing. :]

    • @RVAULT
      @RVAULT Год назад +6

      @@BlackDogsAndLadybugs well damn

    • @everyonetime9593
      @everyonetime9593 Год назад +1

      ​@@BlackDogsAndLadybugs
      Excative prducer of Spongbob said on tweet ,there are no animal parts in Krabby patied .Alex Bale theory of krabby patied made fish is deunked.

    • @everyonetime9593
      @everyonetime9593 Год назад

      @@danielsurvivor1372 Excative prducer of Spongbob show said on tweet ,there are no animal parts in Krabby patied .Alex Bale theory of krabby patied made fish is deunked.

  • @Sava363
    @Sava363 Год назад +5

    my theory is that nukes did in fact drop,but only destroyed rock botom,while radiation has given them some sort of energy.While radiation is slowly killing fish in bikini botom and thats one of many reasons why the population is soooooooo small.

    • @dafilmqueen556
      @dafilmqueen556 7 месяцев назад

      That, and it would also explain the running gag where characters randomly explode for no reason yet they survive (like Squidward) the very next scene.

  • @alkimia1791
    @alkimia1791 3 года назад +286

    I just realized, I remember an episode where Mr.Krabs' grandfather came to visit and in that episode he tried to shoot pearl with a cannon because he thought she was some sea monster O_o

    • @originalgangsterloc
      @originalgangsterloc 3 года назад +10

      This has me dyeing of laughing if u know the episode lmk

    • @alkimia1791
      @alkimia1791 3 года назад +6

      @@originalgangsterloc I think it's "Grandpappy the Pirate", though I could be wrong

    • @zmickan7980
      @zmickan7980 3 года назад +2

      Oh yeh...
      T h a t s d a r k . . .

    • @minecraftmemes799
      @minecraftmemes799 3 года назад

      It was an act

    • @Bladz2323
      @Bladz2323 3 года назад

      What about making a story on how u come up of this ideas, maybe you’d find out that ur part of the spongebob conspiracy theory videos you made??🤨😂

  • @amyrodgers4252
    @amyrodgers4252 2 года назад +1435

    If the Pearl mother theory is true, then Mr Krabs' depression would make sense because he probably didn't know the whale was a mother until AFTER killing her. Can't imagine the amount of guilt he felt.

    • @luisaponvert1797
      @luisaponvert1797 Год назад +28

      I don’t believe that Mr krabs killed pearl’s mother because first of she was already harpooned when me krabs found her so how could he have done it

    • @smyleemylee
      @smyleemylee Год назад +7

      @@luisaponvert1797 wdym?

    • @rainearbuckle
      @rainearbuckle Год назад +2

      Yeah he said that in the video

    • @brandono_s
      @brandono_s Год назад +11

      @@luisaponvert1797 Yea, he found her after the mom died

    • @everyonetime9593
      @everyonetime9593 Год назад +4

      ​​@@luisaponvert1797
      Alex bale theory dosen't line up ,I say Food theory done a lot better more conected ,with the info they have.
      For every sea creature only 1% eat meat so Alex theory fall part in many ways.

  • @alliheart8336
    @alliheart8336 3 года назад +597

    "I'll save that for another theory." THERE'S MORE THEORIES GUYS LEZZGOO

  • @masonplayzz93
    @masonplayzz93 7 месяцев назад +3

    This guy is matpat making FNAF and Minecraft theories but with kids shows, destroying our childhood : I like it 😃👍

  • @swaggern2370
    @swaggern2370 3 года назад +455

    But here’s the real question, Is mayonnaise an instrument

  • @umr2818
    @umr2818 3 года назад +300

    If I remember correctly, in the episode where Gary was missing (episode: have you seen this snail), the old lady was always over feeding Gary and at the end of the episode showed that she eats snails (un-evolved animals) so it proofs that they really eat the other animals

    • @iliveinsideyourhouse3943
      @iliveinsideyourhouse3943 3 года назад +3

      I remember that too

    • @Summer-cz9qz
      @Summer-cz9qz 3 года назад +13

      That episode was dark af

    • @JoeMama-kj7bq
      @JoeMama-kj7bq 3 года назад +5

      I don't think everyone eats the un-evolved ones. She was an old, probably senile woman. She probably went mad and decided to eat snails.

    • @TyTitan77
      @TyTitan77 3 года назад +6

      ​@@JoeMama-kj7bq proves it happens

    • @oofmate911
      @oofmate911 3 года назад +10

      Maybe it used to be normal to eat snails, or other pre-evolved creatures that are now seen as pets, which was why the old lady was trying to eat Gary. Perhaps more modern generations have a different overall opinion on the subject. Idk this is just a random thought.

  • @Red-ov1be
    @Red-ov1be 3 года назад +102

    Yo all respect this man he probably lost his sanity trying to find out all these little details from all the episodes in Wikipedia

    • @missmimosa777
      @missmimosa777 3 года назад +2

      Reading all these comments is literally making me go Holy shit

  • @blockotheblock5672
    @blockotheblock5672 2 месяца назад +1

    Anyone else back in the days used to think the muse at the end was supposed to be Patrick thinking the next theory was gonna revolve around him?

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 3 года назад +303

    “What is the Krabby Patty Secret Formula?”
    Plankton: well then, this just got interesting

    • @madmimika1973
      @madmimika1973 3 года назад +16

      I don't think he'll want it after this.

    • @AztonMC
      @AztonMC 3 года назад +8

      Even If The Krabby Pattie Formula Is Whale Meat And Then If Plankton Finds Out He Can't Coz He's Scared Of Whales

    • @justanormalhttydfan9804
      @justanormalhttydfan9804 3 года назад +9

      @@madmimika1973 "That's it I'm becoming a lawyer"

    • @genastreeter5315
      @genastreeter5315 3 года назад +1

      its coke

    • @theyluvkaz_
      @theyluvkaz_ 3 года назад +3

      @@AztonMC oh sh- I thought it was crabs O.O Because Mr. krab is the only crab in bikini bottom-

  • @roserousan6411
    @roserousan6411 3 года назад +308

    I think if you want you should make a theory about Patrick Star. How he's insanely smart and acting stupid or plotting something. Also does he have a job ? How does he pay for his food and electricity? Is he taking advantage of Spongebob or is his family wealthy.

    • @Kromer__
      @Kromer__ 3 года назад +21

      He actually is smart. Theres a episode where he wears the wrong head and the new head starts his brain up again. He is now even more smarter than Sandy and it drives him to insanity. So he calls spongebob to help him become dumb again because he was happy when he was dumb. They end up finding his old head and it stops his brain. So now hes dumb but he's at least happy

    • @Kromer__
      @Kromer__ 3 года назад +12

      Also tvs in the spongebob universe dont need to be plugged In to work.
      So he dosent need electricity. And he eats out of the trash in some episodes because he has no money. When he dose eat a krabby patty he had to work for free because he has no money to pay for it. And spongebob mostly pays for his food. He also barely sees his family. Its been so long since hes seen them he mistook other starfish for his parents. And he is actually royalty but all his stuff goes to Gary (not sure if he even gets anything) since they are cousins.

    • @mr.eugenekrabs.44
      @mr.eugenekrabs.44 3 года назад

      I think spongebob pays for his food and electricity bur he maybe is smart just lazy

    • @muhammadfazlurrahman4929
      @muhammadfazlurrahman4929 3 года назад

      He's eat anything that exist in a pile of dump, why he even have to pay for that?

    • @roserousan6411
      @roserousan6411 3 года назад +1

      He eats a lot in the Krusty Crab and rides the bus so he must be carrying money .
      I don't think he cleans for exchange of patties because he eats a lot of them

  • @yourlocalanimecritic5633
    @yourlocalanimecritic5633 3 года назад +197

    The last part where Mr Krabs was singing about giving up everything, HOOOOLEEEEEEH SHEIT

  • @Mrjacharles
    @Mrjacharles 11 месяцев назад +2

    I love that ending. You got some good film ideas man. Don't give up on what you hold dear. :)

  • @possums154
    @possums154 2 года назад +2205

    I love how he’s incorporating his filmmaking skills into these theory videos, basically taking his channel back from the label ‘SpongeBob guy’

    • @TheGoodContent37
      @TheGoodContent37 2 года назад +61

      I love how your comment is almost lost into oblivion just as his films, covered over thousands of comments of dumb Sponge bob comments. It is the price for making a deal with the devil, having what you wanted, but in a way that kills you slowly.

    • @possums154
      @possums154 2 года назад +29

      @@TheGoodContent37 i can't tell if i should be offended or thanking you

    • @diwang3845
      @diwang3845 2 года назад +5

      The muse

    • @vshcvsh98
      @vshcvsh98 Год назад +2

      @@TheGoodContent37yes yes fucking yes.

    • @roguehordeclone7671
      @roguehordeclone7671 Год назад +2

      @@TheGoodContent37 as someone who is a demon and has made multiple deals with "the Devil" it's almost slowly kill you, it's slowly eats away at your soul, but I don't have that problem since I don't have a soul

  • @SpringdayAutumnmoon
    @SpringdayAutumnmoon 3 года назад +1489

    Riddle me this: Pearl is only about 16, but in the Spongebob movie, we learn that Spongebob has 374 employee of the month awards, implying he's been working there for over 30 years. In fact, according to Atlantis Squarepantis (or Truth or Square, those episodes are basically the same in my mind), we learn that the Krusty Krab has existed since before Spongebob was even born. Plus, in The Chaperone, it's heavily implied that Spongebob is way too old for Pearl's school prom. So how can Pearl's mom be the meat used for the Krabby Patties when the Krabby Patty has existed longer than Pearl herself?

    • @katherineseve777
      @katherineseve777 3 года назад +334

      Maybe 16 whale years equals to 30 real years. I do know that some whales live for a loooong time. Some spices have been around since before the dinosaurs. But imnot sure

    • @everyone4352
      @everyone4352 3 года назад +106

      @@katherineseve777 The crabby patty was made before the death of pearl's mother

    • @bluny8392
      @bluny8392 3 года назад +105

      Great comment, the only part that could be true that krabs did kill pearl's mother, but he did that cuz of the war and not to get meat for his kraby patties.

    • @drawnborn5896
      @drawnborn5896 3 года назад +258

      @@bluny8392 Idk if this might be something mind-blowing or that I'm over exaggerating,but I managed to look up a Stephen Hillenburg Wikia and so far,I looked at the trivia points and it shows the rules and restrictions that Stephen himself asked his production crew to follow:
      ▫️One of them was that SpongeBob shouldn't never get his driver's license because to him and him only,the show will end. Especially since he mentioned that he loves the dynamic banter between SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff.
      ▫️And speaking of love,Stephen also mentions that SpongeBob shouldn't have a love interest since he written SpongeBob asexually just like real life sponges.
      ▫️And in this one,he mentions that no one should reveal about Pearl's Mother *OR* The Krabby Patty Secret Formula in the show
      Now that last one I mentioned got me thinking. The moment that I read it,I just said: "I think you already *DID* revealed the secret."
      Now I maybe over exaggerating here,but why even mentioned both Pearl's Mother *AND* The Krabby Patty Secret Formula *BOTH* in the *SAME* sentence??? Think about it. 😅

    • @bluny8392
      @bluny8392 3 года назад +55

      @@drawnborn5896 that could be a coincidence, but i do get your point. But the theory says Krabs is raising Pearl so when she grows up Krabs kills her and uses her meat for the krabby patty's. Why doesn't krabs just finds another whale that isn't Pearl to kill? We have seen that there are normal fish in the series so what's stopping him from killing a normal whale again, then needing to kill his own daughter? I think it is easier to kill another whale then to raise a baby whale with the intent to killing it when it grows up. Also, the Krusty Krab is older than Pearl. So before Krabs killing Pearl's mother, what was the formula?

  • @chazington1073
    @chazington1073 3 года назад +316

    Why is no one talking about the side plot of Alex trying to get away from being the Spongebob guy, I think it’s his actual perspective but he’s decided to put it into the videos which is something you don’t see a lot

    • @blades9152
      @blades9152 3 года назад

      People are

    • @TheOddMindofSamBo
      @TheOddMindofSamBo 3 года назад +15

      He’s always gonna be the Pizza Time Pizza guy for me

    • @DaGr0uch
      @DaGr0uch 3 года назад

      @@TheOddMindofSamBo those videos aren't just good for you... they're good for you

    • @sneakyfurret
      @sneakyfurret 3 года назад

      @@TheOddMindofSamBo Likewise xD

    • @TheOddMindofSamBo
      @TheOddMindofSamBo 3 года назад

      @Ahlan Malik Considering he's doing a college thesis film as his next video, I'm gonna say a hard no to that one

  • @haroeneissa790
    @haroeneissa790 3 месяца назад +3

    There are multiple plotholes with this theory.
    1. Why is sandy evolved if she is from land instead of the sea. The feral friends episode cleary shows that the green moon and neptune don't have any influence on her as she doesn't devolve. Also the monkeys from chimps ahoy are evolved and they are most likely not from the exact same area as sandy.
    2. There are also normal animals from land such as the seagulls that are shown sometimes. So there has to be some other reason why the primitive and evolved animals exist simultaneously.
    3. In the orginal spongebob movie every sea animal in the gift shop turns into an evolved animal once they get wet. It is very unlikely that they were all from bikini bottom or one of the towns with evolved fish such as new kelp city.
    4. How could a primitive whale have an evolved whale as a daughter? I don't think that would be possible.
    5. Where was the father of Pearl when the mom died and why did he never look for her?

    • @Jovan892
      @Jovan892 2 месяца назад

      Ur a bit late man

  • @coffeeelk6364
    @coffeeelk6364 3 года назад +328

    I can’t even imagine how many hours you’ve spent making all of these haha.

  • @tahaa.
    @tahaa. 3 года назад +459

    Finally after 22 years of waiting its finally here the secret formula is revealed.

    • @me-fl1sq
      @me-fl1sq 3 года назад +12

      Me that learned what is was at age 7: *LOL*

    • @lvvsick
      @lvvsick 3 года назад +6

      The formula is crabs

    • @Antonio-cm8gi
      @Antonio-cm8gi 3 года назад +2

      @@lvvsick the secret formula is crack xd

    • @bd_2213
      @bd_2213 3 года назад +3

      Crab or whale meat

    • @lvvsick
      @lvvsick 3 года назад +2

      @@Antonio-cm8gi lolll😂😂

  • @evelynjade3151
    @evelynjade3151 3 года назад +487

    the only thing i wouldn’t mind waiting 3 hours for

    • @Antonio-cm8gi
      @Antonio-cm8gi 3 года назад +4

      which character is your pfp? i havent watched total drama island in forever

    • @lll-w
      @lll-w 3 года назад

      it’s time

    • @totaldramaella.5245
      @totaldramaella.5245 3 года назад

      We eat cow and pigs

    • @d3adxb0yxwalk1ng
      @d3adxb0yxwalk1ng 3 года назад

      @@Antonio-cm8gi i'm pretty sure it's an edit to look like them (or maybe i'm wrong idk)

  • @funnycat9962
    @funnycat9962 5 месяцев назад +5

    A fish eating another fish isn’t cannibalism any more than a human eating a hamburger is.

  • @metanoia8517
    @metanoia8517 3 года назад +183

    Spongebob theories, I NEVER WANT THEM TO END 😭😭

  • @sp1ckaxe
    @sp1ckaxe 3 года назад +571

    My theory about Bikini atoll is that the prehistoric episodes are when the testing was actively going on, and fish feels time longer than humans do.

    • @darthmaul7434
      @darthmaul7434 3 года назад +36

      Nah,that island and even the kelps would be dead but no,the nature of the episode is very alive which wouldn't make sense if it was nuked,and it feels like it is pre historic

    • @itsybitsycart9451
      @itsybitsycart9451 3 года назад +16

      @@darthmaul7434 that would make the bikini atoll theory invalid

    • @s4shrish
      @s4shrish 3 года назад +26

      Eh, not during, but rather JUST AFTER. It's highly likely that their lifespan was reduced by nuclear radiation leading to faster evolution. So felt different to them.

    • @RMSLusitania
      @RMSLusitania 3 года назад +18

      In the spongebob bc episodes we can still see trilobites, horn corals, etc that only lived in the paleozoic era so the bikini atoll theory is invalid, unless it brung the prehistoric animals back for some reason

    • @darthmaul7434
      @darthmaul7434 3 года назад +2

      @@s4shrish yeah i rewatched SB-129 on Amazon Prime and a Pre-historic Octopus appeared in the background

  • @CominSider
    @CominSider 3 года назад +377

    And to add to this theory, in the episode where pearl has acne and at the end of the episode its revealed that Mr Krabs makes his soap out of old Krabby patties, you know what they used to make soap out of in the olden days? Animal fat, and whales are known to have a metric fuck ton of it.

    • @Ok-fj7xx
      @Ok-fj7xx 3 года назад +37

      Holy shit

    • @kristine5510
      @kristine5510 3 года назад +36

      That’s a good connection

    • @senorvillarruel8129
      @senorvillarruel8129 3 года назад +10

      Wonder why its called shamPOO

    • @koriander9559
      @koriander9559 3 года назад +24

      Also you see in ´one coarse meal´ that Plankton is afraid of whales. He never get close to any whale, thats why he cant get behind the secret formula of whale meat. Even if he chop down any other kind of fish in his chum buckets.

    • @explicitcomments
      @explicitcomments 3 года назад +1

      holy shit