Doctors Who Were Your Dumbest Patients?
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school nurses still wouldnt send you home
the shit chronicles just apply ice and it’ll get better in an hour
I used to have horrible period cramps, so bad that I literally couldn't move. Asked my teacher if I could go to the nurse and she said "all girls deal with it, you can too". I went to the nurse myself and she said the same thing. Had to go to the hospital after lmfao, it was that bad. She didn't even give me ice smh.
The only time the school Nurse sent someone home was when a kid came in with a knot on his head so big it made it square, and he looked like Frankenstein.
She legit said to his mom "Ma'am your son just came in with the worst case for this school yr alone, and you have to come get him"
the story around 14:40 reminded me of my grandpa who has one eye. he lost it cuz while camping someone accidentally shot him a an arrow and he said “4 cm deeper and I would’ve died”. this man has also been struck by lightning and didn’t notice till ppl ran over to ask if he was alright, he just went back to class. He’s also had 4 heart attacks and had broken his neck, I think he’s immortal
Reminds me of an uncle of mine...got struck by lightning while chopping a tree in the woods by himself, he was healthy enough to return home by foot. Had a motorcicle accident that made him fly for 32 meters (measured by the police officers who attended the accident) and his helmet broke in half but he only had a neck injury, broken ribs and a minor concussion. He also ate poisonous mushrooms that made his head swollen to almost double its normal size, a huge umbrella got picked up by wind from a restaurant and the metal bar holding it open ended up landing on his head and on top of all of this his dick got frozen once.
Iron Grandpa
I love the profile picture
Your gtltandpa is metal af
Sounds like my Dad. He’s been bucked off a bull, unconscious 3 days without hospitalization, survived a plane crash, survived Ww2 bombs dropped on his village, survived a head on collision with a transport and died a few times but revived, survived 4 heart attacks. Broke almost every bone in his body. Finally, Covid got him 😢 he certainly had 9 lives like a Cat and made it to 83.
Months of not being able to eat properly, throwing a lot of it back up, like 30lbs lost, middle of goddamn pandemic with pre-existing respiratory issues. Finally saw a doctor, cancer thankfully still in the early stages
Damn bro sorry to hear that hope it doesn’t grow and if it does god forbid Godspeed man
jeez, you're lucky! i wish you all the best with whatever treatment you have to go through in the future.
My prayers for your healing and what you are going through! 💞 Especially when life is scary enough these days. Love to you & your family!
This is bad but can be removed mabe. And seeing these comments makes me realise the world aint all bad
The end Gamer Ik how that feels my guy some people don’t have hearts that’s just reality the sad reality people allow but you yourself as a person can choose to make things better for yourself etc
Call us idiots when we come in too late and idiots when we come too early but know something is clearly wrong
I think bad medical professionals would condemn you for coming in early. We usually all recommend coming in sooner than later
we had a guy come through the ER after a motor vehicle accident. so, he keeps complaining about pain in his knee. the radiology tech does the x-rays and the knee is unbroken, but bruised. he also grudgingly complained of a little neck pain. she looks at these x-rays and realizes that the guy's neck is BROKEN but his spinal cord swelled up and kept all the little pieces in place. she calls upstairs and probably saved the guy's life.
My mother fell down the stairs a few years back (mind you she has had 5 surgeries on her right shoulder and 2 on the left for rotator cuff injuries and fixings of botched rotor cuff surgeries, plus 3 neck surgeries and 3 back surgeries at this point and has hardware in the cervical, thoracic, and lumbar spine AND she was around 60). She went to the E.R. and they did x-rays. Sent her home saying nothing was broken. Called her husband 2-3 hours later when a qualified individual finally looked at the x-rays and told him to bring her back ASAP because the fucking assholes sent her home with broken hardware (immediately next to her spinal cord!) and a cracked vertebrae to which said broken hardware was attached! She was quite lucky she'd not turned her head (not that she really has much movement to do so with the degree of hardware she has) wrong because it could've been lights out in an instant. 😳😳😳
@@lcoq19 that sounds awful. Sounds kinda like when my brother broke his shoulder so bad that that his shoulder was half way down his ribs and ER sent him home saying they would call him in a few days to schedule surgery. Next day he got a call from another doc that had looked at his x-rays and was told to come in immediately because his clavicle had slipped down behind his ribs and was close to puncturing his lung. Luckily he got surgery in time. I hope the same happened with your mom.
@@starlightequestrian6729 they actually waited waaay longer than I feel like they should've and she was begrudgingly stuck back in a neck brace for a while but it was eventually "repaired". I put that in quotes because they actually removed some of the hardware and didn't replace it. 🤦🏻♀️ actually, she just had another surgery about 2 weeks ago. A tiny bone fragment from one of the numerous shoulder surgeries had torn a tendon in her bicep and the only doctor in the area for those particular issues will not repair that type of injury on anyone older than 50 for whatever reason (I assume it has to do with an older person's lessened ability to heal but I really feel like it should be determined on a patient-by-patient basis...but what do I know 🙄🤷🏻♀️) and he said he'd go in and just cut it the rest of the way. He said she'd experience a 1% strength loss but the pain would go away. So she, unhappily, agreed. She went in for surgery (his last patient of the day and he was ready to leave) and instead of doing the simple job he'd said he would, he decided, instead, to leave it (even though it's causing her discomfort/lessened ability to use it because of said discomfort) and claimed to have just "cleaned out some of the scar tissue from previous surgeries". We don't actually know that he removed anything at all. But she's raising a 2 year old at the moment (my nephew who was abandoned to social services by my brother and then adopted by one of our sisters and, despite have the means and ability to raise and care for him, she and her husband decided to pawn him off on our mother and won't let anyone else, for instance me, being I'm far more able-bodied and financially stable than our 64 year old mother and her equally physically disabled husband, take him) so she hasn't even slowed down or taken time to heal. It's all frustrating as hell. I'm glad your brother was treated before anything disastrous could happen! Some doctors are magnificent and helpful and others make you wonder why they ever became doctors to begin with.
@@lcoq19 that's horrible. I am so sorry. I wish I could do something to help other than wish her luck. Nobody should have to go through that. Your mother sounds like a strong woman.
@@starlightequestrian6729 she really is! And thank you 😊
The machete guy: I'd have to say "what" brain tissue.....
That dude also took sepukku to a while other level. Or at least tried.
Honey, just put a ribbon on it....
No
I hate that I know what that’s about before even watching the video. It’s about the thorns in the dick isn’t it
@@jalexoneschanel1356 think so
My dad got flesh eating bacteria on his leg and in the end he had a huge gauge on his leg and a mostly skinless other leg (from a skin transplant surgery). He’s fine now, but all the other stories I’ve heard about flesh eating bacteria did not end well. It’s really nice to hear that someone else ended up ok.
A friend's mom had her nose broken by my friend jumping up into it at a donut counter. She waited a day before she went to the doctor, another 3 day wait for the specialist, & by then it had started to heal wrong so they just said "hang on" & broke it again without even telling her what was going on. Massive bloodspray went everywhere as she screamed & she almost killed that doctor. Husband was told 5 seconds before & told to hold her down but didn't have time to warn her. She almost killed him later on too 🤣
Dude I heard the story at 11:11 from the cashiers side but still that shit sounds painful
The kid with spinal injuries is a wholesome story. He might've only gotten control of his hands but given the odds of complete paralysis he got away with a much better situation. Superman actor for instance unfortunately stayed paralysed below the neck until he departed.
I've actually heard that the bigger you are, the less painful it is to give birth and I can attest to that at least seemingly being true. The last kid I just had, I was the biggest I've ever been and thinking back when I was at my smallest, giving birth seemed to be the most painful. I have 4 kids and this last one I bounced back immediately. I had almost zero pain or soreness down there like a day later. It was crazy.
You mean on the last one you had no trouble in the valley?
@@852internationalconnect what? My youngest daughter I had last year when I was £80 overweight. My body recovered the fastest it ever has out of all 4 of my children. I got the least amount of stretch marks which was actually no stretch marks and there was no pain and soreness afterward
@@troubleinthevalley5884 yeah that's why i made the joke sadly it seems i didn't connect
@@852internationalconnect oh okay, looking back at it I see what you were trying to do there
when a man flashes someone without consent, it’s not called a flashing fetish, it’s called assault
Pretty sure that's not how assault works
my grandpa was a dairy farmer his whole life. so his pain scale is different than most. a 6/10 for him is really an 8/10. the one day he fell in the barn(i think he was 88) but was able to get up, so he didn't tell anyone. a few weeks later he had a routine gp appt. he says his leg has been bothering him, send him for x-rays. he goes back home.
Gets a phone call. his doc got yelled at by the ER doc for sending an 88 year old home with a broken hip.
It was just a hair line fracture that had already started to heal.
nothing was done about it because 1.surgery for an 88 year old would be risky 2. it was only a hairline that was healing on its own 3. grandpa wouldnt have wanted it
and i can watch murder or medical shows all day without a problem . the big toe nail story would of made my knees buckle if not sitting
"Swamps of Dagobah" oh please jesus don't remind me
I was a patient at a dental clinic. I saw an idiot bu++head being told, "Don't smoke until tomorrow." He goes outside, lights up and sucks on a cancer stick, and starts bleeding like crazy out of his mouth. The dental staff showed no mercy, no more painkillers as they stitched up the wound from the removed tooth. It was hilarious.
10:50 ... At the 7-11. Also have heard this one from the cashier's side.
imagine u wake up at the hospital and u move your arm, and the frickin surgeon calls bullshit
I felt my soul leave my body at least 4 times listening to this
His level was 9.0
Me, a nurse: HOLY F#$#ING DINK!
6:40 I have two questions about this story
1) How the hell do you fall off a catwalk and then be minced by an industrial fan that's *being cleaned?*
2) Come to think of it, how do you even clean a running industrial fan without losing all ten fingers and possibly both arms from the middle point between the elbow and the wrist down?
Stories like these are why I wish I had a delete button for memories.
I could be on this list.
I arrived to the hospital in an ambulance after having been in a car accident (crashed my car on some rocks, no one else involved). Doctor came in and I had to explain that I was not, in fact, there because of an injury during the accident. Nope, I had actually been making donuts, forgot what happens when you mix hot oil and cold water, created a boiling oil volcano and had first/second degree chemical burns on my hand. In my pain-altered state of mind, I had decided I would drive myself to the hospital as no one else was around. About four blocks into my drive, I crashed my car.
I had minor head trauma after the accident (to this day I don’t actually remember crashing), and was sent home with bandages and creams for my hand. Not the dumbest thing I've ever done to get injured, but certainly the most memorable!
I hope they weren't greasy creams. That was what I was sent home with after I caught my hand on fire (2nd degree burns on my Knuckles, 1st degree on my fingers) and as soon as I could after I got home, I washed that crap off and threw the tube of it I was given in the trash.
butterfly cut: a butchers cut where the neat is sliced lengthwise starting on the side but not cutting all the way through so the two halves can be separated but still joined in the middle so it resembles a butterfly. a cut not normally used an a hotdog.
I’ve seen a butterflied hot dog before, though not very often. Sometimes it’s done so you can grill the dog inside and out, then push it back together and throw it in a bun.
@@WASDLeftClick i was making a circumcision joke
I think i have to puke
@@theevilonerises skinning still seems less gruesome than slicing it open
I think it refers to how you cut a hotdog bun.
Who was your dumbest patient? “Idk but listen to this story where something cool happens to me”
Who else developed a phobia of rugs after listening to this. Might walk with socks in the house for the next months
I think the lesson learned here is that monsters will never be as bad as ripping your toenail off trying to run from them.
The second guy was probably the do the flop guy
love a good asdfmovie reference lmfaoo-
I can attest that burning gasoline on the skin would be a horrendous way to die. Mine was across the knuckles on my right hand, and it took over six months (might have been shorter if I'd had an aloe plant to use on it), and it was about the most painful burn I've ever had.
If that woman's leg was broken in that way, it's a wonder she could walk at all after it broke.
The safety dance one killed me
Not a doctor but I assisted the nurses when I had worked at the emergency department in a hospital. We had a gentleman come in, swollen stomach, wasnt able to to pass an urine for gods know how many days. He got a catheter placed and sent home, told to follow up for removal.
Guess who comes back the next day?
Our dear pal decided to try and pull out the catheter on his own. Bleeding horribly through uh.. his private area.
Moral of the story, everyone, do not try to remove catheters on your own. You'll just come back to the hospital because you've just hurt yourself.
Kid with the diving accident who miraculously wasn't paralyzed, and the lady who came into the morgue in pieces over days after an industrial accident. How are those dumbest patient stories?
That is a very good question. Thank you for asking.
Ya so I was a idiot and broke my arm back in March of this year.
Arm healed normally.
Couldn’t feel anything on half of my hand,(the hand that was connected to the broken arm.)
Went to physical therapy.
Finished physical therapy.
Tried to get that damn feeling back.
Got lazy.
Haven’t been able to feel for 6 months.
It took about 4 years for me to get feeling back in my little finger of my left hand after a motorcycle crash where a piece of glass went through my palm.
Yeah you might have nerve damage so get it checked out.
I regret eating while watching this video
That second story... It's pop and lock, not pop and shatter. Just because the term "cracking" is English slang for "great" doesn't mean it's not used for anything else. When you breakdance, there's not supposed to be actual breaking!
I could go on, but I think I made my point.
I knew a guy who was at least 560 lbs or 254.012 kilograms, he had 1 pair of jeans that almost fit him but they rubbed a sore on his leg and he left it go for way too long. When he called for an ambulance they were trying to get him into it but the gurney broke and they had to call for a heavy duty one by the time it got there he was to far gone to help transfer himself into it and he died from the gangrene poisoning his blood.
Shiz like this is why I'm going to be a physical therapist, and not work with stuff like that.
I've 2 questions, but I'm afraid to ask cuz although I got curious, I'm really disgusted ...
Ask anyway. There are always ways to give an answer without going into graphic detail.
@@demonqueen881 We'll see if I can even consider rewatching this vid to form words.
Morbid obesity is a fascinating thing, biologically speaking. until very recently on an absolute time scale, obesity was a problem limited only to people of extreme wealth, and it something not found in nature - except for instances of animals eating human food/excess. (like bears or racoons) so I'm pretty sure the body just...doesn't know how to handle that much fat. its probably never before been an issue for natural selection to have to cope with. starvation, sure, but such excess? not really.
Oh my God I had to plug my ears at the carpet ripping the toenail off. Some of these make me want to throw my phone across the room! My skull is like cringing in horror and my ears are slamming shut
i find i can take most other gory details. but finger nails and toe nails make my knees buckle. Arm ripped off by machine? leg hanging on by the skin after an IED? i can eat pulled pork while hearing about it. Toe nail ripped off? im on the floor because my knees gave out
@@melissaharris3890 RIGHT?! Heads exploding, meh. Massive shark ripping out someone's torso, yawn. Toenail snag gone horribly horribly wrong *lays on back with X's on my eyes, clutching a bouquet of withered flowers to my chest as the Funeral March song plays* Lmao
10:53
I've heard a very similar story from the clerk's perspective.
Don't whip your willy out within reaching/striking distance of your victim if you want to keep it
This is why insurance is so important. I bet 99.9999% of these cases would have been different if they could afford to get medical help. 😡
Is that an American problem that I’m to European to understand
@@bunnothebunny3286 Yep! I used to live in Germany and worked as a contractor under the German government, so I had German insurance. Never had an issue whenever I needed to use it. Including dental.
Not going to lie, paying as much as a week's worth of groceries to see a doctor to have him order a single test that costs add much as my monthly rent is a huge deterrent.
Several years ago I had a sharp pain in the side of my head. It went away the next day, but sometimes It still bothers on occasion.
damn that nine yr with the toe nail got me ive had my toenail removed because it was ingrown and the pain after the med wore off were horrible poor child
everything I read/heard from this vid shaved 20yrs off my life.....more
I am a warfarin patient, due to a genetic condition. I have a prosthetic valve and therefore the dosage for me, the numbers for me more rather are 2.5 to 3.5. Regardless, nine is really high, and the only way you’re bringing that down is vitamin K, the easiest way I’ve found do this is to give him a big huge thing of green tea, doesn’t matter if it’s sweetened or not, doesn’t matter where it comes from, but any source of vitamin K will get that down, however, it does take 2 to 3 days for anything to change.
Recently found your channel and have been watching your videos every day. I especially like the medical ones...retired ED nurse. Have seen all the things in your videos, and then some. I could write a book!!
i’m not wearing jeans ever again
0:58 was he dancing with Mike Tyson?
Hi i love your voice. Love the way you tell these stories.♥️😊
Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery....
12:20 why she had a spoon and batteries- in her stomach
Pica is a mental condition that makes people eat not edible things.
(My phone is being annoying) and it said she had Pica.
Cats (and dogs?) Can also have Pica it is extremely dangerous for the afflicted person or pet.
I swear I saw the story of 11:13 in a different ask reddit video
*listens to the first one* Well, Imma head out
Why would they not go in sooner I mean just really
It was not surprising that the woman did not know she was pregnant. Look at the TLC show. I did not know I was pregnant till it came.
i once slept off a boxer's fracture for three months.
I fell 30 ft into the water once. My whole body - inside and out - hurt for about a week. I refused to go to the hospital. When I got home after the ordeal, the first thing I did was sleep. It's free and it works.
Had what I thiught was a minor problem with my eye. Was going out to meet friends but since the opticians was next to the bus stop I thought I would get a quick check done. 20 minutes later I am on the way to Moorfields eye hospital with a referral for detached retina. Would have lost vision in that eye if I had not had that whim. on e spur of the moment.
Toldda lot of friends about it and a few years later one told me I had saved her sight because without having heard my tale she would have ignored the symptoms.
I got cellulitis in my leg due to my foot being stomped on by a horse. Cellulitis is no joke. It's so painful all you want to do is sleep
That first one. I never understood what goes through someone head that leads them to the conclusion "i should put socks in that hole in my thigh" like what????
If they don’t have God handy, and not everyone does. Socks maybe the next best thing for her. For me, it would’ve been those cotton around to use for removing make up and swapping your face, but you may not have been in her bathroom when she did that, since that’s where I would keep those. Then again, I was prone to nosebleeds for a good period during high school, cotton swabs, cotton balls, that kind of thing is prevalent. It has to do what you have access to and will get the job done.
0:27 0:31 0:41 0:48 😅.😅.
All contraception should be do it at home just not improvised
5:39 where's the dumb?
It's not a can of soup to hit his dong. It's soup for my family.
This video gives me anxiety😬
For me, the two guys stuck together on the same dong. I didn’t bother to ask how. I just got them onto my stretcher and made them the local hospital’s problem.
I still don’t want to know how.
Stuck together? Like they were conjoined or something?
shit i hate listing to these type of videos these poor people, i got knots in my stomach now
A lot of these people aren't dumb but what do you expected from ask Reddit, people to post related to the thread.
GHEENS
This is why I’ll never become a doctor. Better stick with physiology.
Not a doctor but the patient. Got in a car crash, was basically fine no worries. Pretty tough dude with a pain threshold you wouldn’t believe. Few weeks later I still have this nasty bruise on my leg, cuz ya know it’s a bruise the size of my hand it ain’t gonna fade quick. Mom finally convinced me to go to the doctor which I thought was a waste. Turns out I have permanent nerve damage on my right calf. I mean... I can still move it I just can’t feel like a six inch stretch. No big deal. Didn’t notice because it was buried under a bruise. Three years later it hasn’t really improved much but whatever. Still find it kinda funny.
you need to stop switching the titles with other videos
Might be interesting to know the demographic around thise gasoline "suicides". one time here there were a suspicious number of female deaths from kitchen fires within a certain demographic
My story is best of all do I was acting like a raccoon basically I pounced and punched the ground and broke my finger
Needless to say his face was PRICELESS and he said , well this is a first
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