Doctors, Who Were Your DUMBEST Patients?

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Комментарии • 29

  • @connormclernon26
    @connormclernon26 7 месяцев назад +9

    4:27, it involves the Marines, so you KNOW it's gonna be wild.

  • @lancebradshaw4829
    @lancebradshaw4829 7 месяцев назад +26

    "My foot was hurting, so I shot it."

    • @Legacy-sw7bv
      @Legacy-sw7bv 7 месяцев назад +2

      To be fair, the original issue is probably a MUCH smaller, more insignificant issue (comparatively).

    • @em1osmurf
      @em1osmurf 7 месяцев назад +1

      i have neuralgia in the left side of my left foot, due to a piece of shrapnel that was removed by an inept army surgeon 50 years ago. it can be agony sometimes. i even asked my neurologist if amputation would stop it. so not so dumb. she explained imprintation on the brain and used the guy with no legs that complains about his foot itching as an example. some folks commit suicide (particularly with trigeminal) due to neuralgia. i have a gun collection, and yes the thought has crossed my mind.

    • @lancebradshaw4829
      @lancebradshaw4829 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@em1osmurf I'm very sorry to hear that. I really can't imagine what that must be like.

  • @mred8002
    @mred8002 7 месяцев назад +9

    Not a doc, but nursing supervisor at the time (male). Got called to the ED as a young man was gluing fletches on arrows, and had to urinate. Some alcohol may have been consumed, too. Staff couldn’t stop laughing at the guy with his fingers glued to his penis long enough to acetone him loose. I did it, but he forgave my shaking shoulders as he was laughing too by then at the absurdity. The triage nurse was never the same, though.

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF 7 месяцев назад +11

    5:00 In Fallout: New Vegas you can provide scorpion stingers to a certain NP,C, who will bake them into nutritional pies.
    But if your head has the crippled status they kill you.

    • @JeremiahArt65
      @JeremiahArt65 7 месяцев назад +5

      Is it the old lady in primm that makes em? I think so

  • @MischiefAndTrickery
    @MischiefAndTrickery 7 месяцев назад +4

    it's stories like these that make me glad i changed my mind about going into medicine i think i would have lost my mind

  • @jeanneparisot237
    @jeanneparisot237 7 месяцев назад +3

    I always eat cherry and swallow the pit. At least when I was 8-10 yo, since now you can not even saw cherry in the fruits part of markets. I remember eating a lot of them, like almost 1-1,5kg (2-3lbs) and I never had problems with that. I not even saw them getting out.

  • @gypsydust
    @gypsydust 6 месяцев назад +2

    The amount of people who are unsure of how to conceive is astonishing!!! I work in OBGYN and it’s shocking.

  • @QueenSunstar
    @QueenSunstar 7 месяцев назад +6

    Let’s see.
    Guy got lost in the sewers. He came across a very narrow opening. Not realizing the opening was through a fat berg, he wiggled in, and got stuck.
    He was removed in two pieces. First half was by us. Second half was recovered while breaking up the fat berg.
    The guy was already dead by then. We didn’t realize he’d been cut in half until we pulled him free.
    Yes, there was some panicking over whether it was our fault.

    • @cassiejanow629
      @cassiejanow629 7 месяцев назад

      So what was it that did cut him in half? Also, I'm sorry you had to see that. I know that has to be tough to handle.

  • @thetobaccoguy1751
    @thetobaccoguy1751 6 месяцев назад

    Guy in my neighborhood had a "clogged" muzzle loder rifle. He was blowing down the barrel while his buddy picked at the flash hole with a pick. The pick made a spark. Guy lost his head.

  • @lnicole0025gma
    @lnicole0025gma 5 месяцев назад +1

    Love is magic

  • @grammybear4226
    @grammybear4226 7 месяцев назад +3

    🐼 Big Panda Bear Hugs from a 70 yr old grandma in Texas, USA and by the way l'm subscribed and l hit Like. 🐼 ❤ 🎀 👍

  • @mikebordewick9003
    @mikebordewick9003 7 месяцев назад

    I saw a guy at Old Chicago lighting his cigarette in the fire bowl they have out on the patio! And yes, it was in his mouth! I’m surprised he light his face on fire! 🤣🤣

  • @xxo_chimi_xxo
    @xxo_chimi_xxo 7 месяцев назад +1

    Protect us mighty doggo 🙏

  • @conman303
    @conman303 7 месяцев назад

    7:30 bro is that the noah from lacrosse Wisconsin?

  • @sammyhooligan803
    @sammyhooligan803 7 месяцев назад

    Absolutely incredible and marvelous 😅

  • @myalterego2878
    @myalterego2878 7 месяцев назад

    Did they also say fuck it'll be fine?

  • @Wortwort-Spooderbat
    @Wortwort-Spooderbat 5 месяцев назад

    PROTECT US MIGHTY DOGGO!!!

  • @pyschohysteria1363
    @pyschohysteria1363 7 месяцев назад

    "Drank antifreeze"
    Dude thought he was MC in and RPG game... what?

  • @user-hk2fc4jv2g
    @user-hk2fc4jv2g 5 дней назад

    Doctors call patients 'dumb' when patients, who are not medically trained, do not understand the Dr''s jargon. Doctors call patients' 'dumb ' when they cannot give a description of symptoms using the 'right' medical words. Doctors assume that all patients are time-wasters, and are stupid. The arrogance of doctors is off the scale.

  • @em1osmurf
    @em1osmurf 7 месяцев назад

    protect us mighty doggo

  • @AngelusNielson
    @AngelusNielson 3 месяца назад

    This video made me give up on humanity.

  • @kendoruslink7017
    @kendoruslink7017 7 месяцев назад

    Bruh

  • @TheTracystamand
    @TheTracystamand 7 месяцев назад

    His voice is unbearable