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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024

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  • @yeeb2945
    @yeeb2945 4 года назад +2969

    When he said introducing Jimmy Neutron I was half expecting Michael Reeves to come around the corner

    • @lucasbread4836
      @lucasbread4836 4 года назад +106

      Nah man it would be “Introducing crackhead Neutron”

    • @Fancehhhh
      @Fancehhhh 4 года назад +3

      doubt

    • @NotNicot
      @NotNicot 4 года назад +23

      Tazer Crackhead is more fitting

    • @Leo7s1822
      @Leo7s1822 4 года назад +3

      Nicolas Tohá lol

    • @b5a5m5
      @b5a5m5 4 года назад +2

      More like Mandrake; A mix of evil & genius. _Ratio of evil to genius may be a bit high._

  • @NileRed
    @NileRed 4 года назад +6285

    You have told me at least 20 times to stop refilling my drink, but I will never stop.

  • @prod_toonami
    @prod_toonami 4 года назад +4158

    William: "calls his wife a snack"
    His wife: *visible pain*

    • @bitterjames
      @bitterjames 4 года назад +119

      her bussy will never be the same after the quarantine.
      also isn't that his caretaker?
      or is that how he calls his wife?

    • @emilyheeg
      @emilyheeg 4 года назад +32

      Caretaker is not his wife

    • @catinwall4256
      @catinwall4256 4 года назад +160

      @@emilyheeg yes she is

    • @akubi6
      @akubi6 4 года назад +54

      @@bitterjames its a joke, shes his wife

    • @williamharker5391
      @williamharker5391 4 года назад +91

      emilyheeg her name is literally Chelsea Osman

  • @omarqudah7848
    @omarqudah7848 4 года назад +722

    I love how william is just building a scale peacefully in his house while there was a bloody fight involving police right outside his house like he's saying "yeah it's normal it just happens"

    • @JohnDoe-wx2oo
      @JohnDoe-wx2oo 3 года назад +20

      Welcome to socal

    • @organicleaf
      @organicleaf 2 года назад +11

      murica

    • @co5micwaffle742
      @co5micwaffle742 Год назад +10

      "there was a fight
      And someone lost really bad
      Anyway here's where the keypad goes"

  • @trashcompactorYT
    @trashcompactorYT 4 года назад +561

    *Murder happening outside*
    William: _awkwardly puts together food taser_

    • @anionshade970
      @anionshade970 4 года назад +5

      seriously are we not going to talk about this? the crime happened in ventura california since thats where he lives, does anyone have any news story about a fight/ murder happening in that area? i really wanna know what happened!!

    • @luisbrito2367
      @luisbrito2367 4 года назад +3

      @@anionshade970 I live near Ventura and I didn't hear of any incident but you can check VCStar (the local paper) for any reports last month. I'll look on the website as well.

  • @jeanttbs
    @jeanttbs 4 года назад +1365

    I lost it at "Anyway, the keypad goes here" meanwhile people being murdered and sirens in the background.

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy 4 года назад +33

      Just another day in the ghetto, sad sax music plays

    • @geckowithapin4284
      @geckowithapin4284 4 года назад +12

      @@Hevvvyyy not the ghetto, Ventura County. 👍

  • @JGunn7799
    @JGunn7799 4 года назад +430

    Ethan: eats Arbys meat mountain - goes vegan for a month
    William: eats Arbys meat mountain - builds a weight loss robot

    • @Glazedonut
      @Glazedonut 4 года назад +14

      The meat mountain will change your life.

    • @ThatNoobartist
      @ThatNoobartist 4 года назад +4

      I think I’m sensing a pattern here

    • @Nirrrina
      @Nirrrina 4 года назад

      What's meat mountain at Arby's?

    • @AlexScottDixon
      @AlexScottDixon 4 года назад +3

      @@Nirrrina Its a sandwich with like 9 different types if meat, like ham, roast beef, bacon, and I think they just added fish. Basically it's a disgusting abomination of meats.

  • @user-mw8hu5be7n
    @user-mw8hu5be7n 4 года назад +813

    I wonder if he thought that putting an electrically charged fork in his mouth was a bad idea

    • @isla3885
      @isla3885 3 года назад +13

      nah

    • @Iianator
      @Iianator 3 года назад +2

      Metal fork

    • @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429
      @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429 3 года назад +9

      he's an engineer i'm sure he knew

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 2 года назад +4

      @@dumpstercast-refuseradio8429 he would know if he thought about it but I feel he doesn’t think a lot of stuff through.

    • @juandirection3751
      @juandirection3751 2 года назад +5

      @@dumpstercast-refuseradio8429 he's an engineer I'm sure he didn't care

  • @plague4661
    @plague4661 4 года назад +1531

    This is the best evolution of William, Beardilliam.

  • @Gamingbanjo
    @Gamingbanjo 4 года назад +2217

    Will - “Now when I go to a hamburger restaurant, I only get a single patty”
    Also Will - *“Can I get 6 cheeseburgers?”*

    • @vituperation
      @vituperation 4 года назад +86

      Each with only 1 patty. It's healthier than the three double cheeseburgers he used to eat dont question it i can hear you questioning it stop

    • @vassly_visigoth8225
      @vassly_visigoth8225 4 года назад +2

      Thats the point.

    • @Username-1939t9
      @Username-1939t9 4 года назад +14

      i mean that means it's 6 less patties

    • @wade7959
      @wade7959 4 года назад +3

      @@vituperation LOLOLOLOL!!!

    • @Gamingbanjo
      @Gamingbanjo 4 года назад +18

      Sarbecue Bauce - just as a side note, 6 cheeseburgers is actually more unhealthy than 3 double cheeseburgers. They may have the same number of patties, though that’s less of an issue. With 6 cheeseburgers you’re getting three times the number of sugar-filled burger buns, making the total number of calories higher than compared to three double cheeseburgers

  • @dougthedonkey1805
    @dougthedonkey1805 4 года назад +446

    Caretaker: “you’re getting kinda red and sweaty, you’re making the other customers uncomfortable”
    William: *moans*

    • @MatthewMilton
      @MatthewMilton 4 года назад +2

      William should I quit youtube my friends keep making fun of me for it

    • @dougthedonkey1805
      @dougthedonkey1805 4 года назад +1

      @Matt Milton pretty sure you accidentally replied to my comment instead of leaving a normal comment there chief

    • @RandomThings12
      @RandomThings12 4 года назад

      @@MatthewMilton i am worried but also scared

    • @melody-wr7rs
      @melody-wr7rs 4 года назад +1

      @ 9:33

  • @dankmememan2839
    @dankmememan2839 4 года назад +2404

    are we just gonna gloss over the fact that someone probably died outside will’s house

    • @MD_Films
      @MD_Films 4 года назад +39

      Yung Pancakes 5:12

    • @KyleBaran90
      @KyleBaran90 4 года назад +96

      @@bronzecat He lost a fight badly, it seems

    • @WeeTheDuck
      @WeeTheDuck 4 года назад +183

      Anyways the keypad goes here

    • @andrew13yearsago2
      @andrew13yearsago2 4 года назад +87

      the 7 segment goes here

    • @noether9447
      @noether9447 4 года назад +83

      And the load cell here 👍

  • @sunshine-mt7hc
    @sunshine-mt7hc 4 года назад +1555

    When he included Caretaker in the snack list 😭❤️

    • @samyray2k851
      @samyray2k851 4 года назад +27

      Is her name actually caretaker? Why tf does he call her that. Plz I need answers I’m so lost and confused

    • @Mar5_21
      @Mar5_21 4 года назад +47

      Samyra y2k her name is Chelsea

    • @elnickel815
      @elnickel815 4 года назад +54

      The better part is that he said he was eating his snacks.

    • @unhinged135
      @unhinged135 4 года назад +19

      I'm starting to think she's more than his caretaker😳

    • @bananasplit566
      @bananasplit566 4 года назад +7

      I ship them

  • @PKMartin
    @PKMartin 4 года назад +1860

    Americans: "how is this packing 1400 calories?"
    Rest of the world: "Holy shit that salad comes with half a pint of dressing?"

    • @Xeylo
      @Xeylo 4 года назад +114

      Im just surprised meals this small actually contain over 500 calories lol.

    • @linum861
      @linum861 4 года назад +189

      yeah im seriously concerned how just a burger meal could pack 2k calories and a milk shake/ice cream shake thingy could be 1k calories. that's absurd

    • @starbrownie
      @starbrownie 4 года назад +8

      Isnt that just a cup?

    • @clueless_cutie
      @clueless_cutie 4 года назад +35

      Yeah when he's said I'm assuming that weight and calories have a linear relationship... Marshmallows: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @Icytits
      @Icytits 4 года назад +98

      He meant "I'm assuming if I take away half of the weight of an item, that item will contain half of the calories." Now obviously not all portions of a meal have the same calorie density of each other, but you can see the practicality behind that line of thought. Well, as practical as electrified utensils can be anyways.

  • @treehugger4089
    @treehugger4089 4 года назад +691

    Holy shit, that quarantine hair is really taking a toll on the poor man

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад +1

      I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear tree

    • @treehugger4089
      @treehugger4089 4 года назад +11

      AxxL ima stick with your friends on this one. The title of your video matters.

    • @NeonNG
      @NeonNG 4 года назад +2

      @@AxxLAfriku they look like click bait garbage man try something else

    • @trackmaniaIIDX
      @trackmaniaIIDX 4 года назад +2

      @@AxxLAfriku if im not sugarcoating, your videos are terrible just stop uploading

  • @luisguzman2570
    @luisguzman2570 4 года назад +461

    "William did you lose weight?"
    "......no"
    It hurts to laugh but the hurt makes me laugh even more pls send help

  • @oscarfrancoferreiro4025
    @oscarfrancoferreiro4025 4 года назад +2199

    Okay, but can we appreciate how breathtakingly beautiful caretaker looked in that wedding look???

    • @shaynguyen836
      @shaynguyen836 4 года назад +61

      IKR holy shit, she looked amazing

    • @Kcoolin
      @Kcoolin 4 года назад +86

      Snack

    • @bradleyklicsu573
      @bradleyklicsu573 4 года назад +35

      She actually looked so good. William and her aren’t married, are they?

    • @kgsaucyboy5326
      @kgsaucyboy5326 4 года назад +45

      Bradley Klicsu They are.

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 4 года назад +16

      @@bradleyklicsu573 Y, u jelly? >:P

  • @Picobits
    @Picobits 4 года назад +623

    "It's a simplified TENS unit"
    Micheal Reeves watchers: *I've seen this power only once before...*

    • @typechecked9069
      @typechecked9069 4 года назад +16

      Yup, he's turning into a Micheal Reeves clone. Torturing cats, zapping people.

    • @trashcompactorYT
      @trashcompactorYT 4 года назад +14

      @@typechecked9069 It's contagious.

    • @siddharthdas4735
      @siddharthdas4735 4 года назад +2

      They, Peter & iDubbz were trying this...
      That video is in iDubbz's channel if someone haven't seen that yet

    • @ubaimohammed1938
      @ubaimohammed1938 4 года назад +3

      Its a really not a surprise that the gnomes habits rubbed of on big willy

  • @CodeRedCody
    @CodeRedCody 4 года назад +641

    if Wall-E taught me anything it's that William has just experienced some slight bone loss, he's not fat

    • @iced-imran1247
      @iced-imran1247 4 года назад +9

      I don't think you paid attention while watching it

    • @KayteeT
      @KayteeT 4 года назад +3

      that’s what happened over time, bone loss doesn’t occur in a matter of a few months

    • @dougthedonkey1805
      @dougthedonkey1805 4 года назад +4

      @Kaytee you must be really, really short for the joke to go that far above your head

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 4 года назад

      @@dougthedonkey1805 She's spineless due to boneloss, her head's dragging on the ground so of course everything goes above her head >:P

  • @Shahad-ym3gl
    @Shahad-ym3gl 4 года назад +320

    First man In the history who gained weight while making a video on "how to lose weight"

  • @oof2731
    @oof2731 4 года назад +1392

    Im scared of this william, he looks like a a florida man

    • @schloany4479
      @schloany4479 4 года назад +29

      im scared of regular william

    • @smartstuf1026
      @smartstuf1026 4 года назад +6

      Toggled.R6 William BUT he is a florida man
      Good luck sleeping tonight.

    • @oof2731
      @oof2731 4 года назад

      @@smartstuf1026 bruh 😔

    • @elf334
      @elf334 4 года назад

      YESS florida man team

    • @snekkyboi
      @snekkyboi 4 года назад +5

      Floridians assemble!! ಠωಠ

  • @ReverendTed
    @ReverendTed 4 года назад +460

    "I had an eating problem. Now, thanks to William Osman, I have an eating _disorder_ ."

    • @vassly_visigoth8225
      @vassly_visigoth8225 4 года назад +2

      How? Maybe he was being sarcastic?

    • @lilo7452
      @lilo7452 4 года назад +2

      Cassandra Carpenter r/woooosh

    • @alex_walsh
      @alex_walsh 4 года назад

      **triggered**

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 4 года назад +2

      I'm picturing this as one of those ads that says "Real people. Not paid actors." opening with this line.

    • @vassly_visigoth8225
      @vassly_visigoth8225 4 года назад

      @@alex_walsh I like your vids btw. Great job!

  • @Jake-rb8yk
    @Jake-rb8yk 4 года назад +3025

    I think we can all agree quarantine has hit Will harder than most 😂

  • @gabelstapler19
    @gabelstapler19 4 года назад +192

    "The ice cream machine is broken." Ah, the quintessential fast food experience.

  • @BentleyS6336
    @BentleyS6336 4 года назад +460

    Can we make an appreciation video for caretaker? She's got to be going crazy in quarentine with William around

    • @XibaXela
      @XibaXela 4 года назад +12

      Apparently he makes up for it by being a god tier lover

    • @badepapa7212
      @badepapa7212 4 года назад +6

      For a long while I thought he was autistic/ epileptic or something and actually needed the "caretaker" to be with him in his house to take care of him

    • @Isopropyl_Alcohol
      @Isopropyl_Alcohol 4 года назад +2

      He already did (the one with the otter in it)

    • @PaulNuffer
      @PaulNuffer 4 года назад +3

      The very recent episode of the H3 podcast with William and Chelsea is really great, you get to see more of caretaker's personality and her role in everything, and their dynamic when it's not a heavily edited William Osman video.

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 4 года назад

      @daddy can i play That was my reality for a while

  • @EmoKillsBest
    @EmoKillsBest 4 года назад +103

    When he called his friends but didnt call Michael Reeves that broke my heart.

    • @vituperation
      @vituperation 4 года назад +30

      Every time he goes to check if Michael's online, he always sees that he's Offline now :(

    • @cream9905
      @cream9905 4 года назад +9

      He didn't want to be tazed

    • @theburgerboy5936
      @theburgerboy5936 4 года назад +5

      The "Weight Loss" machine electrocutes you

    • @Case2_0
      @Case2_0 4 года назад

      The Burger Boy burns the fat

    • @cactuscraze4877
      @cactuscraze4877 4 года назад +3

      @@gunrodkaew4089 Pretty sure michael lives somewhere else now

  • @burgos582
    @burgos582 4 года назад +525

    10:42 I see iDubbbz has taught William his voices

    • @cosmicHatdog
      @cosmicHatdog 4 года назад +26

      @@TristanIvy yes

    • @adem2725
      @adem2725 4 года назад +3

      @@TristanIvy probably

    • @raymondpjoyce
      @raymondpjoyce 4 года назад +2

      @@TristanIvy think it's been a bit over a year now
      They lived quite close to each other and I'm guessing will was a fan

    • @Logjambam
      @Logjambam 4 года назад +6

      They've been friends since they bonded over their mutual love of eating sand out of the sandbox in grade 6

  • @thedylan1956
    @thedylan1956 4 года назад +536

    “You don’t have to build a machine, you can just buy one, it’s called a treadmill” 😂🤣

  • @trapgodjules
    @trapgodjules 4 года назад +397

    William: Caretaker made me shave my be-
    McDonalds dude: How can I help you

    • @Floedekage
      @Floedekage 4 года назад

      That was indeed something William said........

    • @maritzasanchez6520
      @maritzasanchez6520 4 года назад

      * sad violin intensifies *

  • @brookerobinson9726
    @brookerobinson9726 4 года назад +319

    Hearing the amount of calories in those food items like wtfff that’s the whole days worth of calories in a burger and fries😂😂

    • @artsy196
      @artsy196 4 года назад +12

      Yeeeahhh,, the sad truth of fast food

    • @chimerasofhafgufa
      @chimerasofhafgufa 4 года назад +6

      I was shooketh cuz don't see this numbers even when I'm trying to spoil myself with something tasty 0-0

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 4 года назад +3

      Dur Durka [Myafosya] yeah, that’s the thing. fast food places don’t really show you the calories count so you only see the meat, cheese, and greasy stuff. when you do see it you kinda stop

    • @NoSubsWithContent
      @NoSubsWithContent 4 года назад +4

      I got like a grease phobia, i won't eat anything greasy so im like an unintentional vegetarian

    • @dragonlordme
      @dragonlordme 4 года назад +1

      @@abramo7700 from my experience looking at calories form different fast food places and food in general, it is very surprising the amount of calories in these foods. It seems a little off.

  • @maggifrischundlecker5349
    @maggifrischundlecker5349 4 года назад +526

    Alternative: put ghost pepper in every meal thank me later

    • @misha.michael
      @misha.michael 4 года назад +8

      big brain

    • @Hans-dm1hs
      @Hans-dm1hs 4 года назад +11

      Thats the secret to Andreas incredible physique

    • @lamoona4269
      @lamoona4269 4 года назад +3

      but wont your body build tolerance in like a week?

    • @schwuzi
      @schwuzi 4 года назад +6

      Oder hau ne Flasche Maggi rein dann kannst es auch nicht mehr fressen 😂

    • @bastipear2864
      @bastipear2864 4 года назад +1

      Bester Avatar

  • @leiladekwatro3147
    @leiladekwatro3147 4 года назад +16

    Alex Ernst is that painfully honest friend who will call you out on your dumbassery and we all need a friend like that

  • @Vogueshit1989
    @Vogueshit1989 4 года назад +83

    William:"Let's loose weight"
    *eats 4,000 callories in the process*

    • @mizoba
      @mizoba 4 года назад +1

      since when is it 'loose'? william said this aswell, i thought this was wrong xd

  • @Nico-di7vq
    @Nico-di7vq 4 года назад +282

    "What side would you want your fork?"
    "Yes"

    • @MatthewMilton
      @MatthewMilton 4 года назад +1

      Will should I quit youtube my friends keep making fun of me for it

    • @Chris-hi1hf
      @Chris-hi1hf 4 года назад +1

      Matt Milton huh? don’t worry about what your friends think. just do you. I think that’s what you meant.

  • @bigmanmac9444
    @bigmanmac9444 4 года назад +156

    I imagine William being in a restaurant and shouting "I CANT FEEL MY ARMS"

  • @hi.9133
    @hi.9133 4 года назад +565

    why didn't you just make a belt that detected belly width, and shocked you if it got too big

    • @12many4you
      @12many4you 4 года назад +92

      the old slow and painful approach... i like it

    • @Peluceus
      @Peluceus 4 года назад +12

      This -- actually might have been a better approach.

    • @Acidfunkish
      @Acidfunkish 4 года назад +28

      I mean... It's not something for which immediate negative reinforcement will really work? You can't will yourself to lose belly fat within minutes. Doesn't really work that way.

    • @academyjason
      @academyjason 4 года назад +13

      Wouldnt breathing heavily affect that

    • @andreiarg
      @andreiarg 4 года назад +3

      Well it doesn't make sense because you'd die of electrocution and a similar project has been already made by electro boom

  • @p11_studios
    @p11_studios 4 года назад +670

    I only recently learned that “Caretaker” is Will’s wife, so hearing him call her a snack would have been really weird 😂

    • @TheMidlifeIntrovert
      @TheMidlifeIntrovert 4 года назад +60

      Nope, calling her a snack makes perfect sense!

    • @skceej
      @skceej 4 года назад +19

      Same, but in will fashion I would’ve thought nothing of it

    • @mfpuma_
      @mfpuma_ 4 года назад +17

      Joke's on you, he married his sister

    • @MrMCKlebeband
      @MrMCKlebeband 4 года назад +7

      *sweet home alabama*

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 4 года назад +9

      I never knew she was related to Max Headroom ( 6:14 ) >:P

  • @acdgamer7292
    @acdgamer7292 4 года назад +185

    5:44 You can't just drop something like that on us without any emotional preparation!

    • @bricolmane
      @bricolmane 4 года назад +1

      Anus gang

    • @iyadispog3851
      @iyadispog3851 4 года назад +1

      we should start a petition for william to grow it back in the same way

    • @acdgamer7292
      @acdgamer7292 4 года назад

      @@bricolmane Unus UNUS

  • @maxmerritt853
    @maxmerritt853 4 года назад +49

    -When people are at a wedding their dressed formally
    -Then when Williams at a wedding dressed he's in socks and sandals a Hawaiian shirt and a scruffy beard with a mullet

    • @conradkai9705
      @conradkai9705 4 года назад

      I hope he comes to my wedding like that

  • @KadeM-su6tf
    @KadeM-su6tf 4 года назад +37

    That smile when he said “Williams Shockingly Good Food” was awesome

  • @xaius4348
    @xaius4348 4 года назад +608

    Big willy: "I get iced tea, I used to get soda"
    Southerners: heh

    • @vassly_visigoth8225
      @vassly_visigoth8225 4 года назад +2

      Uh? What about southerners? Whats wrong with ice tea?

    • @BlameItOnGreg
      @BlameItOnGreg 4 года назад +68

      For those wondering what this comment is about. A lot of southerners are really into southern style sweet tea, in which you supersaturate the tea with sugar, so southern sweat tea probably has more sugar in it than soda does.

    • @MaybePancakes
      @MaybePancakes 4 года назад +11

      @jeff L. That's 7

    • @ungerongt6033
      @ungerongt6033 4 года назад +8

      The normal Ice Tea, you can buy,has as much sugar in it, as soda... Why dont many Americanss dont know that?

    • @Cocoabunny826
      @Cocoabunny826 4 года назад

      Sweet tea is the best
      If your underweight, your life is sad
      And you watch RUclips videos to keep yourself happy.
      This is joke

  • @Deoxide
    @Deoxide 4 года назад +711

    This video truly has michael reeves vibe.

    • @Proger-sj8cj
      @Proger-sj8cj 4 года назад +48

      The 3 foot long Elon musk would put tasers and straws on it though

    • @juliemittel3931
      @juliemittel3931 4 года назад +6

      hey what is the stick of deodorant doing here?

    • @archifps
      @archifps 4 года назад +5

      Wot are you doing here? Nvm you said u like tech in the live-stream soo yh

    • @nousername8162
      @nousername8162 4 года назад +4

      They flowed into him when Michael left

    • @cranefly7137
      @cranefly7137 4 года назад +1

      Hey it's Deoxide. How's it going?

  • @sparksycat
    @sparksycat 4 года назад +525

    Will, I was on one of your old videos and saw someone in the comments suggest a fridge with a water and ice dispenser except it dispenses milk and cereal. I thought this was an epic idea and so did you. Is it on the to do list? If not, can I re suggest it? Stay safe.

    • @kylefinnegan4608
      @kylefinnegan4608 4 года назад +41

      Imagine the germ and gunk that would accumulate in the milk nozzle after like, 2 days.

    • @absoluteunit8628
      @absoluteunit8628 4 года назад +15

      All you would need to do is put the water tube in a gallon of milk and fill the ice tray with cereal. See how lame that would be?

    • @TehBeersyBombz
      @TehBeersyBombz 4 года назад +2

      Kyle Finnegan Impromptu Kombucha Cereal

    • @javalin597
      @javalin597 4 года назад +7

      @@kylefinnegan4608 He said *epic* idea, not *good* idea

    • @ΦιαξδΞαδέλφη
      @ΦιαξδΞαδέλφη 4 года назад

      EPIC!

  • @captainphillips4118
    @captainphillips4118 4 года назад +14

    I never realized how good the editing for your videos is because I never have to think about it as I am too busy enjoying the video.
    Thanks

  • @strangerice4467
    @strangerice4467 4 года назад +96

    William: I need to loose weight
    Everyone else: William did you lose weight?
    William: I uh... shaved my beard.

  • @rayroberton1975
    @rayroberton1975 4 года назад +175

    I got the notification and the end was cut off, so I imagined the title as "I built a robot to stop over... population"

    • @hollar5560
      @hollar5560 4 года назад +4

      Quortas76 *oh no*

    • @Maou97
      @Maou97 4 года назад +25

      That's the Michael Reeves version

    • @typechecked9069
      @typechecked9069 4 года назад +1

      That'd be better than stopping over-eating. Wait, what'd I say? You didn't hear anything!

    • @erikaedwards2959
      @erikaedwards2959 4 года назад +4

      *michele revs hass entered the chat*

    • @MaeveIsConfused
      @MaeveIsConfused 4 года назад +4

      I call it "peepee no more"

  • @adamgardiner5869
    @adamgardiner5869 4 года назад +119

    "What side do u want your fork on"
    "aaaah yes"
    dunno why, but that made me laugh.

  • @taylort00
    @taylort00 4 года назад +43

    5:18
    You could tell me thats the gta v intro and i wouldn’t be supprised

  • @Elegnt
    @Elegnt 4 года назад +269

    As silly as this may sound this could actually significantly help with a food addiction, addictions are caused by dopamine being released, from drugs, caffeine etc... so now when you go to eat food your body will associate that not with getting that nice dopamine boost but instead that shock, which could help over time

    • @ivocorte1580
      @ivocorte1580 4 года назад +143

      Or he will associate the shock with the dopamine release creating a new addiction to shock bdsm

    • @defectivepikachu4582
      @defectivepikachu4582 4 года назад +36

      @@ivocorte1580 yeah no that.. that too

    • @katchupp5067
      @katchupp5067 4 года назад +63

      Ivo Corte
      id rather be skinny and horny than fat and sad
      yeah

    • @thesovietdog1537
      @thesovietdog1537 4 года назад

      Wait so a taser

    • @thesovietdog1537
      @thesovietdog1537 4 года назад +6

      But like there's someone beside you that sits and watches you eat and when they think you've have enough they'll tase the living shit out of you

  • @walnutdbd5724
    @walnutdbd5724 4 года назад +105

    "There was a fight and someone lost real bad". YIKES WILL LMAO

  • @vietnamgamer9490
    @vietnamgamer9490 4 года назад +206

    I thought “hear the screaming” was just a joke... lol

    • @alviyaz6969
      @alviyaz6969 4 года назад +2

      Can i have a link for news in that scene

    • @ChickentNug
      @ChickentNug 4 года назад

      @@alviyaz6969 no

    • @heysaucemikehere1804
      @heysaucemikehere1804 4 года назад +3

      HEROGAMERS yea, I’m really curious, if anyone knows anything about it, please lmk :) not if it has anything that could trace Williams house, of course. I’m not _that_ curious lol

    • @stt577
      @stt577 4 года назад

      Heysauce Mikehere please

    • @geckowithapin4284
      @geckowithapin4284 4 года назад +1

      @@alviyaz6969 unfortunately, fights/stabbings/general public disturbances are very common where William lives. I doubt you'd be able to find that specific one.

  • @pillbugheart
    @pillbugheart 4 года назад +70

    "Turns out im just fat" me when i wake up and expect all of my snack weight to just exit my body

  • @copyright4138
    @copyright4138 4 года назад +408

    RUclips is getting real comfortable with those double adds

    • @GoinGreninja
      @GoinGreninja 4 года назад +11

      Yup. It seems to be a way to get tons of money out of us.

    • @Dreez
      @Dreez 4 года назад +9

      @Andrej smartphone mY FrIeNd

    • @santiblocks
      @santiblocks 4 года назад +2

      Time to install adblock buddy

    • @jonzo22
      @jonzo22 4 года назад +3

      Not if you use RUclips Vanced on Android or just an ad blocker on PC

    • @ubaimohammed1938
      @ubaimohammed1938 4 года назад

      Yup itnis really bad

  • @mikeysm9931
    @mikeysm9931 4 года назад +44

    “I’m fat”
    *Eats ice cream*
    I KNEW HE HAD BEEN USING THE ICE CREAM MAKING BIKE THINGY!!!!

  • @vigilancebrandon3888
    @vigilancebrandon3888 4 года назад +141

    Willliam: I need to lose weight
    Also William: *eats an 8 course meal of junk food for a video*

  • @jiosh_25
    @jiosh_25 4 года назад +9

    You suddenly popped in to my brain and i couldn't remember your name so i just searched "engineer guy that got his house burned" and you're video was the first one ahahaha

  • @ilikebunz7753
    @ilikebunz7753 4 года назад +118

    5:30 me playing with my Legos while my parents get arrested for tax fraud

  • @Magitek85
    @Magitek85 4 года назад +47

    This was like one of the classic William Osman videos I fell in love with! Even had an homage to the laser time dance and the throwing the parts down on the table quick cuts! Loved it!

    • @cwhy
      @cwhy 4 года назад +4

      no cameraman John though..

  • @moosechoose
    @moosechoose 4 года назад +29

    I love how William goes through like 4 hairstyles throughout the course of this video.

  • @Tararsupport
    @Tararsupport 4 года назад +236

    great

  • @lucasrodriguez2804
    @lucasrodriguez2804 4 года назад +129

    He is like the child-friendly Michael Reeves

    • @robertharmon4385
      @robertharmon4385 4 года назад +1

      Eat your cereal bröther

    • @forgottencereal113
      @forgottencereal113 4 года назад +12

      @@Jw12077 he was always building robots, especially when he lived with Michael

    • @blok3133
      @blok3133 4 года назад +1

      @@Jw12077 He's like built alot of robots before micheal lol.

  • @ThebigNut
    @ThebigNut 4 года назад +210

    Can we acknowledge the part where we hear screaming and sirens

  • @jorgelouiefragamartinez970
    @jorgelouiefragamartinez970 4 года назад +34

    Mexican here!, i actually made a "caja de toques" for my electronics class in high shcool.
    FUN FACT: it also is a fun little thing to do when you are at a bar with friends, some guy will shout asking if someone wants to try it out for some money, it also helps to not feel too drunk anymore.

  • @eranbroide3003
    @eranbroide3003 3 года назад +3

    4:45. In a serious note, this is the big problem that many people don't understand. Its not just about eating less to get less calories. It depends what food your eating. It's about eating healthier, not eating less.

  • @coolsk8r
    @coolsk8r 4 года назад +363

    Let's be real, prolly like 90% of his weight comes from his beard

  • @firelilly223
    @firelilly223 4 года назад +93

    When Will asked google for the translation it set off my own google home

    • @riondutt913
      @riondutt913 4 года назад

      Alexa ftw

    • @cloroxbleach7262
      @cloroxbleach7262 4 года назад

      I unplugged mine ever since it said "the mic is off" when I tried to say "ok Google" with the mic off.

  • @e.o.n.essenceofnothing9139
    @e.o.n.essenceofnothing9139 4 года назад +50

    William: this creates an electrical signal that stimulates your muscle
    Michael: *tazer noises*

  • @g1expert102
    @g1expert102 4 года назад +52

    My friend: food wont fill that void in your heart
    Me a person of science: have you heard of my lord and saviour Cholesterol

  • @v1ncebutreplacethe1withana14
    @v1ncebutreplacethe1withana14 4 года назад +372

    Will: eats icecream from McDonalds
    Also will:"I've been trying to eat healthy"
    Me: something's wrong I can feel it.

    • @elliadora
      @elliadora 4 года назад +1

      The thing that’s wrong is that the ice cream machine wasn’t broken

    • @the_patwick
      @the_patwick 4 года назад +1

      Bro I went to McDonald’s and they weren’t selling ice cream the hell

    • @vassly_visigoth8225
      @vassly_visigoth8225 4 года назад

      Thats the point

    • @syroscopesync2764
      @syroscopesync2764 4 года назад

      r/therewasanattempt

  • @rhyoiite_1392
    @rhyoiite_1392 4 года назад +162

    0:00 somewhere in a parallel universe
    Will: *cries
    Will: I am here to tell you... That today's sponsor is raid: shadow legends

  • @Synnipoe
    @Synnipoe 4 года назад +286

    I'm younger than him and my name's also William so when he calls me "Small Willy" it makes me uncomfortable. Just wanted to say that.

    • @hondacota4rt
      @hondacota4rt 4 года назад +6

      Don't feel bad, you should only feel pride.

    • @stoffers6419
      @stoffers6419 4 года назад +8

      Being a Small Willy is nothing to be ashamed of.

    • @tigressor
      @tigressor 4 года назад

      gmfd

    • @ilhandaanish2381
      @ilhandaanish2381 4 года назад +4

      It’s ok small wily just accept it

    • @xxxdiresaintxxx
      @xxxdiresaintxxx 4 года назад

      size does matter... sorry, not sorry?

  • @marasmiusoreades
    @marasmiusoreades 4 года назад +7

    I am upset I CANT BELIEVE IM SO STUPID. .... I THOUGHT CARE TAKER WAS HIS SISTER FOR SSOOOO LONG. IVE BEEN WATCHING THESE VIDEOS FOR YEARS. AND UNTIL HE CALLED HER A SNACK IT HIT ME.
    Holy shit everything makes sense now.

  • @jackieboyok
    @jackieboyok 4 года назад +68

    I love how caretaker is slowly becoming more and more of a character, she adds a lot to the videos

  • @Sealdrop
    @Sealdrop 4 года назад +374

    this is very american

    • @imcarlosjr4898
      @imcarlosjr4898 4 года назад

      Fr

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 4 года назад +4

      Should've released the video on July 4.

    • @jamble7k
      @jamble7k 4 года назад +4

      2000 calories in one meal tho that is american fatty tier

    • @12many4you
      @12many4you 4 года назад +2

      @@jamble7k bullshit.... 2k is a starter.. im just mad that the lucky yankeys can get their grub on that cheap.

    • @UncannyXander
      @UncannyXander 3 года назад

      @@12many4you 2k is all you're supposed to eat in a day wtf lol

  • @WondersOfMaddox
    @WondersOfMaddox 4 года назад +51

    "What side would you like your fork on?"
    “Yes”
    7:17

  • @ID.002
    @ID.002 4 года назад +10

    I can't feel my fingers so good, no more...
    - William Osman

  • @DAR_BOIO
    @DAR_BOIO 4 года назад +118

    5:25 when you're in a call with your friends and your parents are fighting in the background

  • @rigo3837
    @rigo3837 4 года назад +110

    "I cant feel my fingers so good no more"

  • @koolgool
    @koolgool 4 года назад +27

    Even though I knew it was a joke, when he said "I have something really sad to tell you" I still got preemptively sad.

  • @spinti-t6t
    @spinti-t6t 2 года назад +6

    For all the Americans, I feel the need to clarify that Australians do not eat deep fried onion or whatever that "bloomin' onion" stuff was for the appetizers.

  • @kams1
    @kams1 4 года назад +42

    "What side do you want your fork on?"
    "Uh, yes."

  • @saranshgautam6551
    @saranshgautam6551 4 года назад +33

    7:16 What side do you want your fork on?
    *Yes*

  • @vivianokuratomi7485
    @vivianokuratomi7485 4 года назад +50

    William: names his machine of mass destruction “Fatboy”
    Me: Ohhhhhhh no

  • @thechowdacrew
    @thechowdacrew 4 года назад +3

    when he got shocked in the mouth at 9:02 I almost died.

  • @piandemic7979
    @piandemic7979 4 года назад +12

    You know it's gonna be a weird video when it begins with "**crying** it's me b i g w i l l y"

  • @kevinli808
    @kevinli808 4 года назад +43

    William: You can’t get fat overnight
    Me: Let me prove you wrong

  • @nekosousou
    @nekosousou 4 года назад +67

    I already know I'll need this robot

  • @TheSam1902
    @TheSam1902 4 года назад +23

    "I can't feel my finger so good no more"
    I need that on a teeshirt

  • @Evanator404
    @Evanator404 4 года назад +22

    I was dying laughing watching him regret his decision while trying to eat a burger.

  • @makuu-hita
    @makuu-hita 4 года назад +5

    5:35 building that while the police is there is a bad idea. looks like a fkin bomb

  • @TechCulture
    @TechCulture 4 года назад +73

    Average Human: I'll just work out everyday and eat my fruits and veggies.
    Willian (an Engineer): I'll just build and code a machine to force me to eat less.

    • @bobzillathebabykicker2981
      @bobzillathebabykicker2981 4 года назад

      Eating nothing but fruits and veggies will actually make u gain weight. One of the main culprits of weight gain is sugar, the other being fat. Natural sugars are very densely present in most fruits. And due to the low calorie count, you have to consume a lot of fruits and veggies to 'feel full' so unless u want to constantly feel hungry, u have to eat a shit ton of fruits and veggies. Which is counterproductive.

    • @dutchik5107
      @dutchik5107 4 года назад +1

      @@bobzillathebabykicker2981 he said "eat my fruits and veggies." Not only fruit and veggies.
      You feel fuller from WHOLE fruits and veggies than say super processed foods (juice is dangerous). It's eating an apple instead if crisps. Both will fill you up a bit.
      The less calorie dense so more to feel full. Yeah kinda. But our stomachs also measure by volume. And well. Sure don't eat an entire watermelon at once. Something I've done or like half. (Was a small one) but then you won't need lunch. And melons are like super cal dense.
      The fiber also helps digestion.
      You need fruits and vegetables.
      The meals William ate are way more calories you need to "feel full." Yet you keep eating. Cause sugar and fat. The most dangerous combo since our brain is addicted to it. (In the salad. The calories are mostly in the dressing.). You need fruit and veggies to have a balanced diet.

  • @loganfisher3138
    @loganfisher3138 4 года назад +16

    This device needs a few small improvements.
    1. A larger surface to set the plate on, so you don't have to balance it on top of a tuna can.
    2. A timer before shocking you, so you can pick up your burger and take a bite or two before setting it back down and resetting the timer. It would still shock you when the weight gets too low, but not instantly so you can actually eat.

  • @Supernaut710
    @Supernaut710 4 года назад +15

    Yo those screams were terrifying, last time I heard a scream like that was a florida man on bathsalts

  • @wizicdomriverman2657
    @wizicdomriverman2657 4 года назад +39

    caretaker: have you lost weight ?
    william: no
    i never related to someone so hard before

  • @wizbang3293
    @wizbang3293 4 года назад +108

    “Im trying to eat healthy” eats ice-cream

    • @bananek1208
      @bananek1208 4 года назад +2

      * looks at everything else * yeah, ice cream is the problem

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 4 года назад +1

      Tbh, portions are the issue. Most of those meals would have been relatively okay had they been split into two or three portions, which is what my mom and I used to do when we could afford eating out (unless we were craving different meals, in which case we got to go boxes to eat the other half the next day). I mean, with some foods the food is the issue if it’s soaked in grease and stuff, but most things you just have to portion correctly.

  • @andrew13yearsago2
    @andrew13yearsago2 4 года назад +8

    "What side u want the fork on"
    *Yes*

  • @capbaskets458
    @capbaskets458 4 года назад +5

    You can see how michael and will have been a major influence on each other. The humour, the edits, the ideas. Great work.

  • @mastarmon1322
    @mastarmon1322 4 года назад +17

    5:33 me doing my homework as my parents argue in the background

  • @codevenus174
    @codevenus174 4 года назад +30

    The outside neighborhood: _Apocalypse_
    Will: Happily making machine

  • @alexfaudel5245
    @alexfaudel5245 4 года назад +1

    Nothing like building robots in your garage while someone gets curbstomped outside