im currently losing the potato war
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- Опубликовано: 12 мар 2020
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im not leaving! the #1 potato spot will be mine!
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if somebody put a gun to my head and told me "you have to switch to #1 pigs" tell my family i love them
do it squid
You have nice hair
I respect you for respecting your rivalry . Also your hair looks good
im a squid kid dew it
Oh yeah and nice shoes
Nice hair
"Don't cyberbully kids online thats bad."
Techno:Thats what my teacher told me and i made it a *career*
TomK Gaming he was also in college to be a teacher
@@doctor.d.r7280 yeah, no. you cant go to teaching college he just had a major in english mate.
That’s bad, m’kay
@@doctor.d.r7280 If every English major I've met were to become a teacher, the world would be a far darker place
Nerds Galore yeah, by then viruses would be helping the world. And guys, I get it by now.
Squid, I'm sorry, but Techno literally crawled through your farm with a stopwatch and made a spreadsheet of your potato output. This man is insane.
Sebastian Demerjian ikr lmao
Lmao
*crawled* lmao
Noooo NOT Expose MY FAV RUclipsR!!
Sebastian Demerjian that was the funniest part of the video, techno blade is a mad man
Some people: *technoblades side*
Some other people: *squid kids side*
Hypixel getting more attention either way: I just hope both sides have fun
I'm both sides
NO FUN ALLOWED. ONLY MISERY
@@hyenajokes hypixel skyblock in a nutshell
@@okaythen4784 lol
fun?
"I could become #1 again by farming potatoes by hand."
Techno: "you fool, I've been farming potatoes by hand before you were BORN"
This man was playing checkers while I WAS FARMING POTATOES!
I'm 4 multi verses ahead of you
This is like the Irish potato famine, except instead of no potatoes there are millions of potatoes, England and Ireland get competitive over their potatoes, and start a war. Actually this is the exact opposite of the famine
HI R2
This is golden
I think this is my favorite joke
*A Potatu Surplus!*
the great potato flood of the 20's
“If you wish to defeat me, train for another 1000 years.”
-Technoblade
Lol
Its Farm Not Train
Blood 4 The Blood God
And what Squid will do in 1k years technoblade will somehow do in 10
Sun tzu
Squid: “I’m gonna get it even if it takes me a thousand years” Also squid: “50 days of non stop farming, which isn’t reasonably doable”
Frelly Eventually Techno will die And Squid Kid will won
Who says he is being reasonable
@@rusty_thecat9880 technoblade never die
he doesn't mean 50 days of non-stop farming as in wake up, farm, sleep, continue. He means 1200 hours. That's why he said not reasonably doable.
I heard that when I was saw the comment and yeah he couldn't win techno has out run the squid kid.
You can never defeat the potato god, he has no life, he has no school, he has no family. POTATOES ARE HIS EVERYTHING
@@gavindao6754 Potato vs Potato
I mean, during quarentine Squid probably doesn't have school
Online classes
@@sunitamolasi184 they're harder. trust me.
@@Billy-be5fk squid is 21 you know
Squid to his guild:
*i am once again asking for your financial support*
TFTrst lmao bernie
Muichirooooooo
No Refunds.
He’s gonna be in a whole bunch of dept
Is his a Jerome reference
Technoblade: “Train for a thousand years!”
Squidkid: *”Ok.”*
**Challenge accepted.**
Loses anyway
Brb 1000 years
Actually he said to train for a million years....
*yeah*
He said more the 10 mil years
"The whole secret lies in confusing the enemy, so that he cannot fathom our real intent." - Sun Tzu
“Whatever you do, don’t reveal you tactics in a RUclips video, you fool, you moron” ~sun tzu
"wait i didnt say that" ~ Sun Tzu
That aged beautifully
“The #1 potato spot is gonna be mine and I’m gonna get even if it takes a thousand years”
Hehe, Techno said that you better farm *FOR A MILLION YEARS*
He said ten million
*Squid:* Techno missed how expensive is it to level this rabbit
*Techno:* I spent so much I ended up ranked 4 Globally in Alchemy
yuh but theres some nerds like me who dont even play skyblock so i dont know how much that is
@@wa-egg9666 imagine passing over 3 million people
Gets rank 1 to further flex on squid
Third xd
@@JaxReds hes 3rd now, soon to be second. I think he will actually do it lol
imagine losing a battle to a humanoid pig who reveales his secrets
Except Technoblade revealed that he DIDN’T reveal all his secrets
But techno didn't reveal his hot elbows 🤣
The problem is that RUclips is his job, and he can afford to play Minecraft for more than 8 hours a day and manually grind.
chill out man
@@ashifyer2226
Was techno blade chilling out while he was counting his enemies potatoes?
No, this is a war.
Techno cant afford to do his job though
Per stream, I think the dude makes 300+ dollars from donations... now imagine that with ad revenue.
@@forsakenfish he heccin raised 11k from 3hr stream. What would have happened if was a normal stream
You can't beat someone who spends 90% of the time farming potatoes.
Oh, and nice hair
I'm missing something what is the fair joke
nvm
Nice hair
Giovanni Procopio technoblade told people to compliment his hair in his video
His hair smells nice, right?
I realized and immediately thought “what’s a good Bob Ross joke that I can use?”
I find most impressive that techno used excel to estimate he is 22mil in front..
And he was of by only 30%
Its hard to decide since days upload different
Yeah Techno uploaded his video before Squid's which means he was probably correct
@@Duskforge he wouldnt have increased the gap by 10 mil in that time. Maybe 1 mil at most. He was just overestimating squidkid lol
@@Menlock1998 the gap is not 1mil idiot
In his video he said at the end that it's tough to estimate the lead after the pets update, but it was over 25mil lead, and that's only 4mil off of the real lead at the time
Everyone: Where's Dungeons omg????
Technoblade + squid kid: Where's the next farming update????
No techno didnt want a FARMING update
These 2 have been clashing for so long while I’m across the street eating a sandwich with my #1 carrot spot
Murphy is knocking on your door
No cares about carrots come back when become a interesting vegetable
@@Bruh-bb5tn U live up to your name........
name noted.
as technoblade said, carrots are a garbage vegetable
Technoblade: “watch this”
technoblade: **sacrifices social life and upload speed to farm potatoes**
Squid kid: frick
What upload speed and schedule. LOL
he just basically went back to his old upload schedule lol
he didn't have a social life to begin with
Covid-19: Allow me to introduce myself
Things Are About To Get GRUsome Playing Minecraft is Technoblade’s Job, so he can afford to play over 8 hours a day
You’ll always be #2 in our hearts
@lasergun hp no I think he means no.2
That’s a paradox
Facts
Uhhhhh.
Haha haha LLLLLLLÒOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
“Most opportunities in life are presented by luck, but it takes actual skill to grasp those opportunities.” Rest In Peace potato king, that quote will forever live with me.
"You may be strong, BUT I AM STRONGER!"
- Technoblade
Techno is insane. Once he starts something, he is determined to keep doing it.
But not his education sadly
「Shiro ꜱᴇɴᴘᴀɪ」 oof
off
Pe
@@asahich.2219 he is already smarter than most of the gamers
How are you going to win if the MAN calculates your potatoes/hour even by hiding your potato count
And making a psychological profile of you
Squid: I’m gonna get that spot, even if it takes 1000 years.
Well said my boy, well said
if you wish to defeat me, farm for another 1000 years.
@@spaceshipearth481 Squidkid: k brb...
2:27 it happened...but it wasn’t enough
"if you wish to defeat me, train for another 1000 years"
"I'll take number one back even if it takes me 1000 years"
Techno: if you want to beat me, train for another 1000 years
Squid kid: im gonna get the spot even if it takes me 1000 years
*scared pig with hot elbows noises*
i saw you again
No, he has to train for 1000 years then try to beat him but by then techno would be too far ahead
The problem is techno will also be training in those 1000 years
@@chewbaccadog5859 Obviously.
Yo why and how do i keep finding you
"L"
Sun tzu
Underrated
this saga >>> every movie franchise ever
they should adapt this moment to cinema
write it in the history books
I thought he would fight back in this video
Then I realized he was fighting a grown man that had dropped out of college to farm potatoes
Still love you technoblade
you love technoblade but not squid kid!!!
both are legendary
Yair Rodriguez squid is cool but techno is superior
He is only about 18 though
techno has all the free time in the world and instead of uploading 1 video every week during a time where he is not allowed outside he farms potatoes for hours on end to win a war over a stat on minecrafts largest server. techno is a bit of a shit youtuber
I've got mad respect for squid.
*He's the only enemy of technoblade who hasn't insta died after being exposed to pure 100% awesomeness*
*101% now he going above and beyond the limits just to beat him
True ^^
"My eyes!"
"He's too awesome!"
You are wrong that still only 1% of his power
true true true
The war has ended. Techno's insanity has prevailed.
Okay but seriously don’t tell him how you’re doing, it gives him an idea of how much he needs to do.
NO! TELL HIM HOW YOU ARE DOING BUT LIE ABOUT IT! DECEIVE HIM!
fishkitty whiskers UNLESS THAT WAS BOTH OF THEIR PLANS GASP
unless he just crawls through his farm and gets an accurate estimate of what his potato count is.
@@fishkittywhiskers5433 Thats an advanced tactic
Its funny how they predicted by it
Lol sorry. Looks like techno isn’t gonna give up any time soon.
Yeah agreed XD he takes it so seriously.......
Aberranturtle it is his job.
He’s fighting to become the master of potatoes that is his job. He must take it seriously.
Sad
You know the rules and so do i
“If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him. If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant. If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them. If sovereign and subject are in accord, put division between them. Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected .”
*― Sun Tzu, The Art of War*
i can die now
"if his forces are united, separate them."
Techno might do this one. Squid has a whole alliance sooo ya.
And dont upload all your tricks in a youtube video, you fool
But if he is 30 mil potatoes ahead of you in the war it is time to give up
I'm a technoblade spy, thank you
Andoryu Tsuyoi you moron
"So I'll have to take his insanity, and multiply it by THREE!"
- Technoblade
even tho the pig king has gone to pvp the gods, he will still remain the potato king
everyone fighting over who will will the war but I’m just here like ”you’ll never beat the Irish”
irish has a potato famine, they've probably only farmed lik 500m potatoes like LOSERS
Why beat the Irish when a blight will come around and beat them like grandad used to beat me when he had his angry juice
"You gotta train like hell until the point where your hair falls out. That’s the only way to become truly strong.”
-Saitama
It’ll be hard to tell Squids apex since squids don’t have hair.
How are we supposed to compliment his hair if he doesnt have hair
Mum: what are you watching
Me: a grown man harvest potatoes
me just scrolling through my RUclips recommendations
RUclips: im currently losing the potato war
Im_A_Squid_Kid: “Technoblade how are you so powerful? What’s your secret.”
Technoblade:
*”It’s all in the elbows.”*
no the real answer is:
"I'm an anime protagonist"
-Technoblade 2019
Matthew Nickolas no the answer is Technoblade: I sit next to the window
@@mr_anime_man "Near the Childhood friend(In this case a Hoe which he used to farm Potatoes since he was little) and the new love rival (a diamond sword)"
If you want to beat Technoblade, train for another 1000 years
nigh another 1,000,000 years
Ouch
Rip
Damn get em
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.187 Years
I actually enjoyed your new content ever since the start of the war.
Keep the good work!
I really hope you beat him! I’ve never played skyblock. But I love seeing the war between you two. Rise up and beat him!
Techno actually DID mention how expensive the pet exp got -
"I leveled alchemy so hard I got #4 globally. What's the rabbit's level? not even level 100 the experience you need is ridiculous"
*shows that he needs some insane amount of exp just to get from level 96 to level 97
Squid Kid: Establishes a guild to help him
Technoblade: Solo’s it
*Technoblade still wins*
technoblade does have a coop, i don't know how much they would've helped him, but i would assume a lot.
Um, Squid is in college and Techno farms potatos for a living so...i dont think him having a guild really makes up the difference
Technoblade never dies
Jack McLaughlin bruh did you not watch techno's video, the guild is giving him millions of coins. If you havent noticed on the auction house right now, he is getting a 107m bid on a potato.
@@deadman7026 it doesnt change the fact, that techno has co-op members AND doesnt go to school
Thank you for making these vids. You gave us Techno fans a lot of great content
keep on going! you're putting up a great fight
Squid kid when techno got his 1st rank:ok now he might move on to another thing, right?
Technoblade: POTATOES FOR THE POTATO WAR
3020: the New documentary about the legendary potato war
That has been going on for over a thousand years!
Can you believe techno blade has moved his brain into a robot to only form potatoes in Minecraft?!
He didn't bought a house or anything with that RUclips money, just invested it on robotics for a new body to play Minecraft.
Theodor Hanje how many potatoes does each of them have
MasterDoge987 that is a good question! Minecraft died along with the third intergalactic war and now they both control entire solar systems just for farming potatoes... it is very hard to know who has the lead now😩
@@zhade3967 it's technoblade still
Lipa Geodakova no its technoblades descendants... like the 100 generation
i wish u best of luck... cus this whole saga is fun to watch... though... i gotta admit i only hope that youll pass the blade so he makes another video and we see more of his madness
I have been on techno's side the whole time, but the sound of despair in your voice has switched me over.
Technoblade: Technoblade neva dies
Im_A_squid_kid: Squid neva gives up
Squidy sanders, “I am once again asking for your potato support”
I have nothing but respect for both parties, you 2 have dedication I can’t even comprehend, I believe in you Squid, keep it up
Are you going to make another video on your strategies in the last phase of the war? It'd be fun to see your perspective
Im only supporting both because i get more content *cough cough* Technoblade upload schedule *cough*
Technoblade never dies. Just like he never uploads.
@@aidanayuyang2505 lol.
Agree
Do you have corona there?
actually it's less content because he's farming potatos instead of making videos
*it's good content tho*
Squid Kid: Im currently losing The Potato War
Everyone: *No Shit Sherlock*
losing*
Btw this is a very useless comment.
Im talking about your comment not mine.
I’m*
@@HBomb2400 I am just imagine you go around the internet to correct someone grammatical eror.
Askun Chanel ^Imagine going around the internet with poor grammar
Squid rewatching these videos remind me of the potato war. Both you and technoblade have cheered me up when I was sad and I am eternally Grateful of that
“If you wish to beat me train for another 100 years” -technoblade
Squid: I ain't giving up
Techno: I see you've chosen DEATH
The world: we gotta stop the corona virus
Squid: I can't lose this war
"if you want to defeat me, farm for another 1000 years"
@@theticalhey3051 ah fuck. You caught me! I was lying.
Squid: I haven’t given up Technoblade: (crawls through squids potato farm with a stopwatch calculating his potato output like some gremlin creature)
You can't out endure a foe that doesn't have a life
He's rejected his education!
@@frankxu1407
Probably _Nerd inc._ as we all know that all English majors are *nerds*
The Number Four, you have the power of _DIO!_
Hes literally a lich at this point
If ur willing to wait YEARS then just keep playing until techno dies. He's older then u.
EDIT: dat a lot of likes
EDIT 2 (July 2022): well crap
Jokes on you techno blade never dies
Shhh keep it a secret dude come on!
I mean they aren't very far apart in age
He will die from lung cancer as a result of his smoking addiction
Yo Idiots there almost both the same age
I have no idea why I'm so intrigued in watching 2 grown men fighting over who has virtually farmed the most virtual pixel potatoes in the sky.
“57” catalyst, Technoblade 57 Double chest full
Your hair is as glorious as ever m8!
His hair has silk touch
His hair smells as nice as a rose!
Swag Lord his very nice invisible hair
Never give up!
Unless if techno is your competition
Then always give up no matter what
That’s a big oof
Always give up lmao
Or just always, no matter what
He should use baratone
Very good advice
...
3:15
*thats where you got this wrong there is no versions of this where you come on top..... And maybe your guild helps u and maybe you get no.1 spot but if techno cant get the #1 spot then we're damn shure he'll avenge it*
Coronavirus: *exists*
Squid kid: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.
We need squid to win mostly for the techno reaction
he has no chance anymore
I think he'd be fine with it. Pretty sure he started this anyway just for fun, but somewhat took it seriously since he's still grinding.
@@wumbogumbo and then he will win again and go to squids Island and say L
If the 1 in a quadrillion chance actually happens, his reaction will be:
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
Squid has no chance. He needs to train for 100 years
Make a potato army with all your guild members and take over the server, recruiting one skyblock player at a time, eventually beating technoblade through the power of sheer numbers. Or...you could just accept defeat..that workstoo
Well you see techno can also do that and considering the sub difference
@@conquestv4024
I doubt techno would trust his fans to help him
I like how Squid didn’t mention how this mad lad pig crawled through his farm and timed his potato production every day to get an estimate of Squid’s potato production. And not to mention how he spent 10 hours of his life, that he can’t get back, making a manual potato farm covering his exact words “over 21,000” blocks.
"YOU PUT THE WRONG NUMBER" *eternal pig wheezing*
RUclipsrs: I have a chance at beating technoblade at something
Techno blade: sorry but die nerds, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!
You know everyone might be on the side of techno, but I believe in you mr squid!
Same
No
No
No
No
“If u wish to defeat me train for another 1000 years” -Technoblade
SquidKid:
Begs for money
Sells statues
Flips items
Brings together a Scrappy team to help him
Technoblade:
Sells potatoes
I have watched Technoblade Over the years, I have seen him evolve into something bigger than god. Squid kid, I give you advice from the great lord Jacob himself. “If you must do something delusional for the sake of potatoes, Then Do What Must Be Done
No need crucifix, I beat you with olive garden garlic breadsticks
Send a hit man to techno to take him out
if you want to win, you need the workforce of a billion potato farmers.
"Even if it takes me a thousand years"
Humans can't live that long so you basically just admitted defeat
Technoblade might infuse Squid Kid with the immortality potion. Technoblade never dies, so an immortality potion must come from Technoblade.
@@GoogleAccount-if6pu good point
"who painted the mona lisa? mona lisa... ❗Da Vinki?❗
You have to switch to #1 in Raw Pork
:gun:
Hey squid I’ll always be trading crystal frags for hot pot books
Delete this lol
The man literally took a stopwatch and calculated your potato output
4 months later: nelson saying HAHA
Ngl I love techno but I’m rooting for you rn would be so funny if you took the lead and he couldn’t get it back
Squidkid is against million sub YT’r. I kinda want him to win as the underdog tbh and see technoblades reaction for losing
@@kxi._.5765 Techno was also an underdog until Minecraft Monday
well there will always be another underdog once an underdog is no longer under... dog
you get what I mean
Yess
@@kxi._.5765 I mean, I think he'd just be fine with that. You never actually see him mad for losing anything in minecraft so..It's more of for fun but at the same time actually being serious about the whole thing for him?
this is so scary like im gonna cry
Squid is fighting a mad lad who will acomplish anything if he wants
cool squid is actually still fighting! yay it's more interesting than some random person who just gave up!
This is the Anime series I want to see more of, the double perspectives is really nice.
Everyone: if you wish to defeat technoblade farm for a thousand years
Squid: souka. I see. Ok. So I shall. Challenge accepted. Is this a fool proof plan? Oh shit, here I go again
At least you tried your best thats all it matter squid if you are not in this war the war would not be that intresting
Sk respect bro
Techno will do anything to destroy a child even if that means months of a potato war