DSP Disaster Stream, Insulting Viewers, No Support for Dragon's Dogma 2 & Rant at the End of Stream

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @BenHeckHacks
    @BenHeckHacks 9 месяцев назад +80

    "Let's say you have a sandwich shop, and it's failing. And when a customer finally comes, you swear at them and call them a moron"

  • @alpaca_picnic
    @alpaca_picnic 9 месяцев назад +421

    who tf seriously watches this guy? what a miserable stream

    • @veezuhlife
      @veezuhlife 9 месяцев назад +33

      rpg’d out dood

    • @creeker124
      @creeker124 9 месяцев назад +107

      99% hate watchers but I've tried hate watching his streams live and theyre just too dull, I can't do it. I think people who hate watch may be just as dented as the dents

    • @d3parturee
      @d3parturee 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@veezuhlife how in the world are you here in the detractorsphere 😹

    • @93FilmsandMedia
      @93FilmsandMedia 9 месяцев назад +6

      He has a miserable life. 😂

    • @Silenthilldude87
      @Silenthilldude87 9 месяцев назад +12

      It's not him doode, it's the stupid games that are boring. He's the best streamer alive like real tawlk!

  • @bobsmith5088
    @bobsmith5088 9 месяцев назад +331

    >put ridiculous restrictions before you are allowed to chat
    >ban anyone who does make it through those restrictions
    >complain that you only have 4 chatters
    😂

    • @veezuhlife
      @veezuhlife 9 месяцев назад +28

      he is so unself aware

    • @scorpion6328
      @scorpion6328 9 месяцев назад +24

      This is why Phil has been a failure for over a decade.

    • @RP-dy5mu
      @RP-dy5mu 9 месяцев назад

      And people chilling and talking to each other is a great way to build a community. The idiot does not understand how blessed he is to have the following he does. All he needs to do is be a decent human and let them enjoy their time. Plus he doesn't enjoy the game anyway so why does he insist people only talk about the game? It'd do him some good to just talk about life with his dents. Then again, his dents probably don't have the most enjoyable life...

    • @egghgfe6116
      @egghgfe6116 9 месяцев назад +20

      even the dents get banned when they give him "wrong" suggestions lol

    • @catscanhavelittleasalami
      @catscanhavelittleasalami 9 месяцев назад +3

      he is incredibly insecure

  • @BagKingBrian
    @BagKingBrian 9 месяцев назад +305

    How are he and Kat supposed to afford Doordash for breakfast, lunch, and dinner with a measly 7 dollars in tips. Hopefully his dents step up to fill the void

    • @noahboat580
      @noahboat580 9 месяцев назад +19

      All those doordash stories on his fake podcast along with his verbal-punishing personality explains kat's stature

    • @AstroWilliamss
      @AstroWilliamss 9 месяцев назад +27

      Dave definitely has *Leave at door” option enabled on skip the dishes to avoid human interaction

    • @Silenthilldude87
      @Silenthilldude87 9 месяцев назад +17

      Disability checks probably hit this week, so they will contribute like they always do.

    • @samgoff5289
      @samgoff5289 9 месяцев назад +8

      For real how can people expect Dave to pay his own bills with no support? That isn’t fair everyone enjoys the life changing meaningful content and need to step up with support

    • @SrCarlo20
      @SrCarlo20 9 месяцев назад +9

      Fr so sad, I wonder what makes people not drop a 100 dollar tip on the people's streamer, DSP😢

  • @mdouet
    @mdouet 9 месяцев назад +38

    Game is so realistic, they invited DSP to a party and no one showed up, lol.

  • @fizzilgig1993
    @fizzilgig1993 9 месяцев назад +179

    He's so ridiculous. If the game doesn't tell him EXACTLY what to do, its stupid. What a fucking regard.

    • @Silenthilldude87
      @Silenthilldude87 9 месяцев назад +1

      He doesn't have critical thinking skills even to play a game. What a sad piece of a human.

    • @FKATorp
      @FKATorp 9 месяцев назад +13

      He chose the wrong game to play if he wants hand holding. Though I guess he expected chat to tell him how to do everything.

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen 9 месяцев назад +5

      DarkSydeBeggard

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 9 месяцев назад +8

      The terrifying thing is AAA devs think there is an entire audience of DSPs they should cater to. They literally have used his footage before in these meetings

    • @afairchance
      @afairchance 9 месяцев назад

      His legacy has been nothing but a detrament to anything he touches

  • @Montbtw
    @Montbtw 9 месяцев назад +305

    This dude is SOOOOOO weird when it comes to anything that involves sex. It's genuinely embarrassing how uncomfortable he gets lol

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 9 месяцев назад +93

      He's so avoidant of any female interaction that BG3 "forced" him into getting married to Halsin, the male bear druid. Even the games know how deep in the closet he is.

    • @Onii-chan899
      @Onii-chan899 9 месяцев назад +1

      Its especially weird when you compare it to how excited he gets talking about poop, dicks, balls and ass

    • @lobo2367
      @lobo2367 9 месяцев назад +1

      He's 100% gay

    • @DarknessXxMaster
      @DarknessXxMaster 9 месяцев назад +39

      At this point, the 40+ year old virgin just needs to shut up about things he doesn't understand but won't

    • @fizzilgig1993
      @fizzilgig1993 9 месяцев назад

      "I don't need to get 4.000 STDs from being in here"....What? But he found a chest at the back door.....he's so transparent.

  • @TheSlashd0t
    @TheSlashd0t 9 месяцев назад +128

    My god, how much Stockholm Syndrome do his 'fans' have? He's only talking down to and outright insulting them... And he is still getting money (however small) for it!

    • @TJ-bu2mq
      @TJ-bu2mq 9 месяцев назад +11

      Eternal Napalm is the last of the old guard. Phil lost everyone else.

    • @Sharkmane25
      @Sharkmane25 9 месяцев назад +6

      And today for this hissy fit he’s gonna get 200 bucks just watch

    • @catscanhavelittleasalami
      @catscanhavelittleasalami 9 месяцев назад

      they have a fetish

    • @AyeThatsHandsomePete
      @AyeThatsHandsomePete 9 месяцев назад +3

      They’re not all there mentally. Look up some of his dents sometime.

  • @dorkasaurus_rex
    @dorkasaurus_rex 9 месяцев назад +62

    He literally only alternates between complaining about the game or not getting enough money, and insulting viewers. That's it. His only two moods.

  • @superdog619
    @superdog619 9 месяцев назад +135

    the amount of entitlement he believes he has to tips is amazing

    • @veezuhlife
      @veezuhlife 9 месяцев назад +9

      dood, its an ahbservashun

    • @vahlok1426
      @vahlok1426 9 месяцев назад +9

      "Its not about the money, dood!" - unironically DSP

    • @ArsynZ
      @ArsynZ 9 месяцев назад +5

      "I played video games... you owe me money!"

    • @EvilToaster77
      @EvilToaster77 9 месяцев назад +3

      Bugged support mechanics dood, I've got bills to pay guys and I'm not sure I'm going to able to make it through this month!

  • @Elintasokas
    @Elintasokas 9 месяцев назад +26

    Every time sex gets hinted at, he gets awkward as hell, like a claustrophobe stuck in a box desperately trying to escape. What's wrong with this guy?

    • @sonsofkojimarip
      @sonsofkojimarip 9 месяцев назад

      🌈 🌈 🌈 or maybe his gout ridden aunt diddled him

  • @Sas-freegrace
    @Sas-freegrace 9 месяцев назад +23

    >Terrible gameplay
    >Attacks his own chat
    >Trashes the game
    >”Why aren’t I getting any donations????”

  • @Pochitadesu
    @Pochitadesu 9 месяцев назад +15

    Keep in mind that the viewer just asked "What did the game do wrong?" No insults or anything and that is how he was treated, also he was immediately banned just because of this...

  • @havyn88
    @havyn88 9 месяцев назад +50

    I'm pretty convinced that he has a deep seated trauma of consistently wearing dunce caps when he was young.

  • @Doge-bz3vj
    @Doge-bz3vj 9 месяцев назад +72

    The door man would tell him that there were no masquerades that day if he asked and all he had to do was to rest for a day

    • @pablopablo4567
      @pablopablo4567 9 месяцев назад +1

      Knew it lmfao

    • @joeg7428
      @joeg7428 9 месяцев назад +1

      hilarious.

    • @xpurplethighs7596
      @xpurplethighs7596 9 месяцев назад +7

      How was he supposed to know that DOOD, the game didn't tell him!

    • @Atarius
      @Atarius 9 месяцев назад +10

      He tries to brute force everything. "Go to a party? Okay, surely whenever i decide to showup it'll be going on."
      I wonder how many quests he'll fail or miss out on if he legit kept waiting around and going at the wrong time day after day. One of the hallmarks of Dragon's Dogma was that NPC's often times won't wait around for the 'hero' to showup.

    • @hillarybanks92
      @hillarybanks92 9 месяцев назад +1

      I like how he thought the empty room is a party 😂

  • @UKRobs
    @UKRobs 9 месяцев назад +59

    the absolute meltdown over the sundial message is insane.

    • @selfawaredrew
      @selfawaredrew 9 месяцев назад +6

      ikr, a simple no would have been fine 😂

  • @innocentorphan1213
    @innocentorphan1213 9 месяцев назад +23

    "Why am I taking damage" he said while standing in fire.

  • @chew8087
    @chew8087 9 месяцев назад +102

    I love when piggy looks stressed after a slow stream and starts trying to come up with excuses. He will never admit it’s him being a horrible streamer and person. Keep yelling at your dents Phil I’m sure that will get tips rolling in

    • @Silenthilldude87
      @Silenthilldude87 9 месяцев назад +6

      Blame it on RPG overload. If his dents had money to keep tipping BG3 for months they are basically withholding money with these trash games. Funny actually, that DSP regardless of everything is being played like a fiddle by his few dents and it's hilarious!

    • @richardmcgowan1651
      @richardmcgowan1651 9 месяцев назад +7

      No WWE Champion rolls tonight.

    • @BooktownBoy
      @BooktownBoy 9 месяцев назад +4

      Hmmm, if I play fighting games no one tips. If I play RPGs no one tips...if I react, no one tips. Hmmm what on earth could the problem be?!

  • @alfgart
    @alfgart 9 месяцев назад +53

    What's his pawn ID?? I have tons of rotten scrags and fish I want to get rid off

    • @DoctorKarkand
      @DoctorKarkand 9 месяцев назад +9

      Do you have 60 skulls?

    • @torkhi6349
      @torkhi6349 9 месяцев назад +4

      i have a bunch of counterfeit ferrystones (ferristones)

    • @RyzzeRose
      @RyzzeRose 9 месяцев назад

      @@torkhi6349gimme
      That shit

  • @ANDYWOUNDSABRXS
    @ANDYWOUNDSABRXS 9 месяцев назад +34

    'go to the ball between midnight and dawn' - Game says. DSP 'the game doesnt tell you when to go there its broken~!!'

  • @ruminating1596
    @ruminating1596 9 месяцев назад +27

    I think this rage comes from him sitting up at night reading comments on his videos and twitter. He then sees a collective majority call him slow, stupid, or a dunce and he gets triggered. Since he's on his own and can't "admit" he reads comments at night, he holds it in. He then waits for someone to say something slick during his live chat just to unload on them like in this video. This dude is absolutely pathetic.

    • @CrashKazooie
      @CrashKazooie 9 месяцев назад +11

      Definitely - remember he manually approves every RUclips comment so he has to read every single one

  • @MrDewie
    @MrDewie 9 месяцев назад +88

    $7 dollar streams are great! Can almost get a big mac for fat horse

  • @EmanS117
    @EmanS117 9 месяцев назад +37

    1:39 I feel like Phil's been in this position before, everyone being invited to a party but when he asks for the address so he can go they give him a random address because no one wants to be around him 🤣

  • @CarlBriggs861
    @CarlBriggs861 9 месяцев назад +51

    Phil said he loved the first Dragons Dogma. This game plays exactly like the first yet he hates it.
    Maybe the reason he liked the first game is because he was still swimming in money back then and had an army of dents giving him their high level pawns to cheese the game…

    • @hemogoblin69
      @hemogoblin69 9 месяцев назад +1

      He also grinded to make the whole playthrough mindless

    • @DoctorKarkand
      @DoctorKarkand 9 месяцев назад +7

      Guess what, he didn't really like the first one either.

    • @hemogoblin69
      @hemogoblin69 9 месяцев назад

      @@DoctorKarkand did you watch the playthrough?

    • @DoctorKarkand
      @DoctorKarkand 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@hemogoblin69 I watched the TIHYP. He kept his character very heavy or overburdened and complained about dumb stuff as always.

    • @hemogoblin69
      @hemogoblin69 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@DoctorKarkand imo he seemed to like it overall. Complaining is just part of any experience for him

  • @MotherRat-ii6ji
    @MotherRat-ii6ji 9 месяцев назад +48

    5:51 he's like worried if he has sex in the game it counts as cheating on khet or something lol..

    • @lawlessx9
      @lawlessx9 9 месяцев назад +3

      That's exactly what it is

    • @SupremeCaptainHWD
      @SupremeCaptainHWD 9 месяцев назад +6

      I'm not sure it's that, I think it's the opposite. If he acknowledges it's okay to do romance stuff in games it means he is saying Kat can do that too and that's what he is afraid of.

    • @CFronTV
      @CFronTV 9 месяцев назад

      his life is entirely online and the only “people” he interacts with outside of her(if he even interacts with her) are NPCs in games, his brain has wired into thinking that exactly. that’s how much of a loser he is lmfao

  • @MaesterMike
    @MaesterMike 9 месяцев назад +120

    I'm so sick of his rpg scapegoat. No one has ever had this mythical "RPG overload" he loves to boast about. It's all you, Phil. Nothing else. Also, not everyone plays every single game so half assed like you do. You've boxed yourself into this stupid mentality of having to play every single game release.

    • @phattyfresh
      @phattyfresh 9 месяцев назад +15

      He *has* to come up with something to blame since he never does anything wrong. He’s going to blame “rpg overload” for the next year

    • @Hoscue
      @Hoscue 9 месяцев назад +14

      He doesn't realize RPGs don't work because he's as interesting as a brick. Personality and interactivity carry RPGs, he's got neither.

    • @TheNonEdibleCheese
      @TheNonEdibleCheese 9 месяцев назад +7

      I watched Luality do multiple playthroughs of BG3, and she always had great support. Then again, she's entertaining.

    • @michael.a-e
      @michael.a-e 9 месяцев назад +5

      He plays so many new games because he thinks one of them will be a big hit, so he’s scared of missing out.

    • @c4bb4g3
      @c4bb4g3 9 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@michael.a-eAnd the main one that was a hit for him was a game he hated with every fiber of his being. Chef kisses all around.

  • @JoelElTractor
    @JoelElTractor 9 месяцев назад +76

    Another SCORN-style begment rant 😂😂😂

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 9 месяцев назад +3

      Recurring more and more frequently, lately.

  • @Angrymonkey2489
    @Angrymonkey2489 9 месяцев назад +68

    Use the tie as a noose.

  • @Charlie-zf1rg
    @Charlie-zf1rg 9 месяцев назад +43

    Abuses people who tip and continually shits on the game he's playing then goes shocked Pikachu when nobody tips

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 9 месяцев назад

      I like how he keeps blaming too many RPGs when really its just Dave feeling the pressure of his dents not having as much disposable income due to the economy.

    • @confusedbadger6275
      @confusedbadger6275 9 месяцев назад

      What are you talking about ? Phil told me that inflation isn't real and there's nothing wrong with the economy.

    • @TheDrizzle56
      @TheDrizzle56 9 месяцев назад

      Bans anyone who dares go against what he says and then wonders why chat is dead

  • @Hoscue
    @Hoscue 9 месяцев назад +17

    What you had for lunch one day in 2011 is the same exact thing as a mechanic in a 50 hour playthrough game you finished. Brilliant comparison.

  • @SaintFent
    @SaintFent 9 месяцев назад +8

    That giant turd was basically DSP’s entire gaming career summed up.

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 9 месяцев назад +40

    it’s honestly embarrassing how uncomfortable he gets about sex. this dude is so weird. even baldur’s gate 3 predicted phil being deep in the closet

    • @CloakofAuron
      @CloakofAuron 9 месяцев назад +2

      FF16 says hello. Phil can't stand Benedickta and Jill. XD

    • @liltiachan9694
      @liltiachan9694 9 месяцев назад +4

      FF 16 force him to watch females,nothing he can do dood

    • @liltiachan9694
      @liltiachan9694 9 месяцев назад +1

      Dont forget they are nude as well 😢 poor piggy

  • @355scaper
    @355scaper 9 месяцев назад +6

    This is why the god of war ragnarok devs used him as an example of needing to dumb gameplay down

  • @maddcatzsminions3493
    @maddcatzsminions3493 9 месяцев назад +37

    He needs his hand held children

    • @DETRACT0RD00M
      @DETRACT0RD00M 9 месяцев назад +2

      Haha, nah, not even children would want this much help through a game; they would want to challenge themselves

  • @jervey123
    @jervey123 9 месяцев назад +9

    he shits on the game while people who are fans of the game are watching him, oh gee, i wonder why he's not getting support?

  • @pklifeupa7064
    @pklifeupa7064 9 месяцев назад +41

    $100 tie ain't happening.

    • @Arashi_2358
      @Arashi_2358 9 месяцев назад +12

      I believe the tie is $150. Too hot in Snort Korea for vests, dood.

    • @Onii-chan899
      @Onii-chan899 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@z9ao7vnah he said Tie would replace vest and Vest would jump to 200

  • @Carlisle-mn3fv
    @Carlisle-mn3fv 9 месяцев назад +37

    About to enter a work interview but getting my dose of memeology first TWU

    • @DETRACT0RD00M
      @DETRACT0RD00M 9 месяцев назад +6

      Just remember, you could be Phil..

    • @JoelElTractor
      @JoelElTractor 9 месяцев назад +10

      Good luck

    • @rubensano4860
      @rubensano4860 9 месяцев назад +16

      I hope it goes well. Don't ever break eye contact with the lead interviewer. Ever. Even after the interview. Walk to your car backwards if necessary.

    • @Staatspolizei1941
      @Staatspolizei1941 9 месяцев назад +5

      Put Josh Saunders down as a reference

    • @scootypuff_jnr9622
      @scootypuff_jnr9622 9 месяцев назад +5

      Hope it went well

  • @dangilbertson592
    @dangilbertson592 9 месяцев назад +13

    Someone's panicking about not having enough disposable income for gacha gambling

  • @aluyie9958
    @aluyie9958 9 месяцев назад +13

    Wow, 7 bucks? Did his dents not yet receive their disability checks?

  • @ourboyhemingway
    @ourboyhemingway 9 месяцев назад +38

    Step it ups dents, don’t you want to see him put on a tie? Wouldn’t that be meaningful?

    • @Atarius
      @Atarius 9 месяцев назад

      At what point does he just go to OnlyFans?

    • @myquest666420
      @myquest666420 9 месяцев назад

      Not very meaningful if you ask me, but it is robust.

  • @yourmaninlondoncollecting5749
    @yourmaninlondoncollecting5749 9 месяцев назад +12

    7:55 "No RPG gets support.."
    He is incapable of understanding, even after years of dwindling support...the the reason is HIM.
    He is the sole reason for No Support. 😈

    • @sts-31
      @sts-31 9 месяцев назад

      And for some reason he keeps picking up RPGs even though he has been saying that for a while now

  • @Athrun82
    @Athrun82 9 месяцев назад +12

    Just 2 days of work below 100$ and he is again in panic mode. But he runs a succesful business and is better then us right guys?

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen 9 месяцев назад +1

      VERY profitable business 😂

  • @shapestation4347
    @shapestation4347 9 месяцев назад +5

    Pause menu time indicators are nuanced now.

  • @condoreo37
    @condoreo37 9 месяцев назад +43

    Phil treats his viewers like such trash man
    Do they deserve it? Yes, but that's besides the point

  • @randomname4344
    @randomname4344 9 месяцев назад +48

    He got massively butt hurt hahaha

    • @biggsasha
      @biggsasha 9 месяцев назад +3

      He should have named his character Butthurtacus.

    • @randomname4344
      @randomname4344 9 месяцев назад

      @@biggsasha hahahahahhaha

  • @rickruss23
    @rickruss23 9 месяцев назад +4

    “Why are you contradictory.” The word is contrarian Phil.

  • @tiagoh.4120
    @tiagoh.4120 9 месяцев назад +3

    "How's the games fault? "
    DSP : "Because it doesn't tell you how to do it. Does it expect magically where to go, how to do it"
    Uh.. That's how a game is suppose to be. You figure things out on your own, you explore, discover, invest time into search for the right answers, you try and experiment. It's not an Ikea furniture, IT'S A VIDEOGAME ! LOL !

  • @electromagneticdave7552
    @electromagneticdave7552 9 месяцев назад +4

    DSP shows up to a party and everyone immediately leaves??
    It's actually scary how realistic games are getting these days

  • @youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580
    @youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580 9 месяцев назад +5

    Just because DSP complains bitterly every single day, doesn’t mean he won’t recon yesterday to have been much better than today! Morans!

  • @SlamHannigan
    @SlamHannigan 9 месяцев назад +4

    How inconsiderate of the game industry to release so many RPGs without thinking of how it will affect Phil Burnell and his "job".

  • @Corrderio
    @Corrderio 9 месяцев назад +3

    DSP: I'm a mature adult
    Also DSP: DOOOD! LOOK AT THAT BIG DOOKIE!

  • @bernieblack8819
    @bernieblack8819 9 месяцев назад +4

    "people were falling asleep." My guy you spent an hour running around in a circle trying to enter a party because the thought never occurred to you to come back the next day or talk to the doorman. It isn't the game

  • @mauriciohiure2192
    @mauriciohiure2192 9 месяцев назад +16

    so lemme get this straight, he thinks the industry "screwed" itself up because there's a lot of RPGs being released this year and they don't make any money for him? 😂😂😂

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen 9 месяцев назад +1

      Bingo 😂

    • @krustin
      @krustin 9 месяцев назад +1

      Even though everyone else has been using these games for a mountain of profitable content. There are several RPG dedicated RUclips and Twitch channels, doing fine.
      It's gotta be another bugged mechanic in this crooked unfair life of Phil's.

  • @damionag
    @damionag 9 месяцев назад +9

    Wrestlemania is next weekend so he needs that money for the wwe champions specials that are sure to come

  • @boozypixels
    @boozypixels 9 месяцев назад +1

    "There's a clock on the pause screen"
    "WHAT DID YOU EAT 12 YEARS AGO?!?!?"
    the salt is real

  • @pieminator6969
    @pieminator6969 9 месяцев назад +5

    Chooses to play the sh*t Battlefront port rather than Helldivers 2.
    "Why am I barely getting tips and views???"

    • @infernoROBO
      @infernoROBO 9 месяцев назад +2

      He has no friends for helldivers 2 😂

  • @youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580
    @youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580 9 месяцев назад +5

    He’s gets this pissed off and frustrated every day for decades and does not consider the common denominator in his life 😂

  • @mrundercity896
    @mrundercity896 9 месяцев назад +4

    DSP is probably the only person on this planet who's time is absolutely worthless. Every other person's time has value cause they could improve but he can't and since he decided to only take good vibes and money out of society his time isn't worth any other way either

  • @hatsuneelissu5924
    @hatsuneelissu5924 9 месяцев назад +1

    0:30 WOW the devs put his content in the game!

  • @IHMyself
    @IHMyself 9 месяцев назад +2

    When I did this quest, the game 100% told me that the masquerade happens at night (or at midnight). So Phil should have known when to go there...

  • @mushrooooooooooom
    @mushrooooooooooom 9 месяцев назад +8

    it's insane that youtube allows this. straight up bullying and manipulating his viewers.

    • @mikeb3808
      @mikeb3808 9 месяцев назад

      He’s so insignificant they don’t bother with his channel

  • @larkwans2725
    @larkwans2725 9 месяцев назад +9

    no tekken, no ff7, no stellar blade, no more bully. he's been consistently picking most boring playthroughs that no one asked for. I'd like to believe the dents have finally got annoyed enough with just how dismissive he is to their feedback, but I know better than to be that optimistic.

  • @slullabys
    @slullabys 9 месяцев назад +1

    At 6:53 yet he remembers the taste of a sandwich from 15 years ago but can’t remember an obvious mechanic in a game.

  • @elodiealaya
    @elodiealaya 9 месяцев назад +6

    For someone who's tired of talking about the fucking money, he sure does talk about the money a lot.

  • @EriYT
    @EriYT 9 месяцев назад +3

    "I ran everyone off by being extremely unlikable, why won't anyone talk to me?"

  • @r3nz4h
    @r3nz4h 9 месяцев назад +8

    So he replaced all RPGs with RPGs to play less RPGs?

  • @relathan1
    @relathan1 9 месяцев назад +3

    "I walked in and everyone left." I imagine he gets that a lot.

  • @Dutchmaster707
    @Dutchmaster707 9 месяцев назад +3

    How many times has Phil told another man “f*ck you” to their face in real life??hilarious when he was talking to the sidescrollers he was so passive and even used a softer tone of voice definition of a peon

  • @adamcorela
    @adamcorela 9 месяцев назад +6

    I can’t wait to see him get Dragonsplague and lose his mind.

  • @Prime92
    @Prime92 9 месяцев назад +1

    "Why don't they have watches so I can tell the time dood?"

  • @BindingOfMe
    @BindingOfMe 9 месяцев назад +2

    Phil going into panic mode at the mention of possibly having sex 💀

  • @sixonepm
    @sixonepm 9 месяцев назад +5

    I still can't believe that DSP is a real person and not a character or anything.

  • @MrB0Obs
    @MrB0Obs 9 месяцев назад +2

    he wanted so badly to say " and im going to be honest i would like more people SUPPORTING the streams"

  • @Spudawg
    @Spudawg 9 месяцев назад +25

    The best bedtime routine, remembering I'm not phil. Time for a restful sleep.

    • @ghostsamongus3370
      @ghostsamongus3370 9 месяцев назад +1

      😂

    • @hemogoblin69
      @hemogoblin69 9 месяцев назад

      That's like going to sleep and being proud you're not a junkie. Like wow, good job man. Maybe pick up your goals a bit

    • @Spudawg
      @Spudawg 9 месяцев назад

      @@hemogoblin69 hi derich!

  • @francisboone2978
    @francisboone2978 9 месяцев назад +2

    I have been playing this game a lot in the past week and played the original. I didn't know there was a sundial in the pause menu, BUT you can see the transition of the day whenever you sit and past the time. It goes Early Morning, Midday, Evening, Night. It's hilarious to me that he can never figure anything out or work through a problem if he isn't given each step to solve it. It's like he has no knowledge or insight of anything which makes him unable to figure anything out.

    • @JesterNil
      @JesterNil 9 месяцев назад

      I don't think there is? Pretty sure there isn't one in the first one. I just replayed it before DD2 released and never noticed it. I'm assuming it was a troll.

    • @JesterNil
      @JesterNil 9 месяцев назад

      Regardless, Brant tells you to attend at night. Logically, I went to my house and slept until night and everything worked fine for me. He must have done something weird.

  • @GoutLord69
    @GoutLord69 9 месяцев назад +2

    Hands down the best Pigroach content is when he’s not getting tips, as it radiates into his attitude, commentary, interactions, everything.

  • @thelostradiant3953
    @thelostradiant3953 9 месяцев назад +2

    DPS a non-gamer that doesn't learn and figure things out by playing the game, he cries at any challenge and then looks/demands chat to tell him what to do.

  • @morgan872
    @morgan872 9 месяцев назад +6

    I can't wait until he's forced to go back to BG3.

  • @cdizzytv3753
    @cdizzytv3753 9 месяцев назад +3

    This guy DOES NOT enjoy video games, he only does this cuz of MONEY, if he actually enjoyed it he would remember things about video games he played in past... Dunce Level Mentality i guess, Glad his channel is dyin, SoOoOoOo glad...

  • @Alxmir23
    @Alxmir23 9 месяцев назад +1

    2:42 that weird stuttering head turn. dsp does that shit when he is legit ticked off.

  • @BlakeandRyanVa
    @BlakeandRyanVa 9 месяцев назад +2

    Phil for the thousand time you are the boss of “the business!” You have control of what you do for work. You overloaded your dents on rpgs. You yell at them more than usual. Of course there is discourse in the pigcult

  • @AyeThatsHandsomePete
    @AyeThatsHandsomePete 9 месяцев назад +2

    0:34 machoor adult with a business degree. Also he’s already save scumming 😂

  • @User-s7j5u
    @User-s7j5u 9 месяцев назад +1

    "Whats the sundial?"
    No he cannot be serious he HAS to be making it up holy shit

  • @hansolo9868
    @hansolo9868 9 месяцев назад +3

    14:38 - 14:46 is definitely a clip that Snort Hogan and Burnell are gonna use from now on. Thank you for the endless receipts Dsp

  • @FatherofSerge
    @FatherofSerge 9 месяцев назад +1

    5:40 translation: I don’t even do it with my mom wife.

  • @jackhazardous4008
    @jackhazardous4008 9 месяцев назад +2

    Of course he's playing the big weapon class, which requires positioning and timing with charged attacks

  • @Shintigercurl
    @Shintigercurl 9 месяцев назад +2

    phil's streams are just miserable. no fun. no real engagement. phil isn't charming or funny or smart or witty. he just radiates this aura of misery that doesn't attract people.

  • @konnen7354
    @konnen7354 9 месяцев назад +6

    Its genuinely impressive how easily triggered he gets.
    He never grew up mentally.

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen 9 месяцев назад +1

      There's literally 12 year olds more mature than he is. Its absolutely insane

  • @Timmmmmma
    @Timmmmmma 9 месяцев назад +5

    If it's "RPG overload" why didn't he pick Rise of the Ronin instead?

  • @larkwans2725
    @larkwans2725 9 месяцев назад +11

    not only did dave make under $100 today by a good margin, but we also got another pahsitive hard R drop, that's 3 since may 2021 but he didnt mean to dood! he was trying to say something else!

  • @KenseiRaptor
    @KenseiRaptor 9 месяцев назад +4

    IF Phil gets up to the Sphinx, 100% he's going to whinge and complain about all the riddles but he literally has the pawn required for one of them now and he won't even remember...

  • @RipTheJackR
    @RipTheJackR 9 месяцев назад +3

    Yelling at viewers, auditing, blaming the game. The robust and meaningful chill-style vibes will save the business.
    Oh I forgot, people don't like RPGs anymore. Yeah thats not aggressively regarded at all.

  • @kurby426
    @kurby426 9 месяцев назад +2

    Love the mental gymnastics he does to justify how shitty his streams are doing "ITS THE RPGS, ITS THE RPGS FAULT" he said it like 5 or 6 times to hammer it home

  • @amyford2971
    @amyford2971 9 месяцев назад +5

    It’s you Phil, not the fact Dragons Dogma 2 is another RPG. Plenty of other people playing it on RUclips getting lots of views. Maybe it’s because they aren’t harassing their viewers for engagement and contributions and moaning about RPG overload then picking another RPG.

  • @pipehelix5776
    @pipehelix5776 9 месяцев назад +5

    Rpgs are supposed to be played in several ways at the player's taste, yet phil plays it the most vanilla, basic ass character with 0 interesting gameplan or personality while complaining about everything, and if not he's just saying what is happening on screen

  • @stephencallen7017
    @stephencallen7017 9 месяцев назад +2

    Captain Brant tells you exactly when the Masquerade is happening and yet he still fails the quest miserably. Phil never changes and this rant was comedy gold. What a buffoon.

  • @poethegamer118
    @poethegamer118 9 месяцев назад +1

    I still don't get why he thought playing an rpg after complaining about playing rpgs would save the business

  • @ghostlywindsChao
    @ghostlywindsChao 9 месяцев назад +11

    People are gonna get tired of it? Wow Phil it's like the world is bored with you Phil

  • @mrthaimaster
    @mrthaimaster 9 месяцев назад +2

    Hahaha he went to the party on a night when its not a ball.

  • @Silenthilldude87
    @Silenthilldude87 9 месяцев назад +3

    Dude didn't even make that much on alone in the dark either 😂