Phase Connect Girls Talk about Pippa's Asmongold-like Diet ft. Froot

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @otakubartender7764
    @otakubartender7764 Год назад +580

    Love any time Pippa is being doomerish, that music is gonna start going in the background

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  Год назад +92

      I need to be consistent with the music on my clips to keep a theme.

    • @NoticeThisMusic
      @NoticeThisMusic Год назад +12

      @@AzeharaCh that was just some god tier editing, i hope it becomes a running gag :3

    • @bennygairns2235
      @bennygairns2235 Год назад +4

      ​@@AzeharaCh name of the song please

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  Год назад +16

      @@bennygairns2235 which one? Pippa's doomer arc song? "Mozart - Lacrimosa"

    • @Rorek0fNol
      @Rorek0fNol Год назад +2

      ​@@AzeharaChI think you could get away with "dies irae" too.

  • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
    @melvinmerkelhopper5752 Год назад +116

    "You are not supposed to actually eat the food at 7-11. It's behind glass for your own protection."
    Pantsahat

  • @xyz39808
    @xyz39808 Год назад +73

    asmon's words on the steak are how I feel about pippa "I don't care if it's a cheap steak. It's a good fucking steak, and it's good enough for me"

    • @yumri4
      @yumri4 Год назад +11

      I agree good steak is good steak no matter how much the store picks to charge for it. Sometimes the cheapest option is the best tasting option too.

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  Год назад +6

      Its a very lean steak and its pretty thin so it shouldnt be too hard.

  • @slowpnir
    @slowpnir 11 месяцев назад +117

    > how are people alive
    They get barely enough vitamin C from ketchup

  • @obi_wanshinobi
    @obi_wanshinobi Год назад +46

    Listen, at least we know she’s going outside.

  • @InfiniteEel
    @InfiniteEel Год назад +76

    You just ousted your location with that 7-11 image, and so have I.

  • @anhnguyenhoang210
    @anhnguyenhoang210 Год назад +59

    It's pretty sad. Then I realize I'm living on 2 bucks per day.

    • @kaybe9797
      @kaybe9797 Год назад +18

      Ah, I see you're living the "every day is end of month" diet.
      I pray that your doctor's sausage never goes bad and your Butterbrod never gets moldy.

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  Год назад +14

      Shit's rough

    • @anhnguyenhoang210
      @anhnguyenhoang210 Год назад +8

      @@kaybe9797 watching Boris's end of month survival guide helps a lot lol

    • @matthewrawlings1284
      @matthewrawlings1284 6 месяцев назад

      That's the threshold for absolute poverty...the international threshold...

  • @anotherdan4920
    @anotherdan4920 Год назад +99

    I keep on getting distracted by Toad nibbling on Pippa's hair while they are talking.

  • @Somerled_Pox
    @Somerled_Pox Год назад +18

    Editor Editor's note: it's ackhtually a 3$ steak now due to inflation

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 Год назад +29

    "I can't die! The dark lords won't let me die!"
    Pippa's digestive and immune system is literally too strong to let her die. This God that might exist is one spiteful mf, lol.

  • @NeostormXLMAX
    @NeostormXLMAX 9 месяцев назад +76

    I just realize all of them have glasses

    • @Veristelle-
      @Veristelle- 8 месяцев назад +3

      Glorious perfection, this timeline.

    • @CBeavr
      @CBeavr 5 месяцев назад +2

      they're really versatile

  • @branchu8121
    @branchu8121 Год назад +37

    Poor Airi had a permanent thousand yard stare by the end of that stream.

  • @madisonbray95
    @madisonbray95 Год назад +77

    I mean, the black mold didn't kill her, its either going to be something completely mundane to the point of hilarity, like she slips on some water when she finally takes a shower and spits her gourd, or something random and stupid like inhaling a Kraft single wrapper or an ulcer from the Dew she did... Something like that.

  • @COsArchive
    @COsArchive Год назад +102

    >featuring froot
    you made me very concerned ngl

  • @smexijebus
    @smexijebus Год назад +25

    Ackshully with inflation it's $3 steak now

  • @SeikOsito
    @SeikOsito Год назад +57

    0:28 the instant visceral answer was incredible, like she was fed up with the reality

  • @JTruong3rd
    @JTruong3rd 6 месяцев назад +27

    Pippa is actually the Reincarnated Rabbit of Caerbannog. Explains the carnivorous diet.

    • @Bloddrake
      @Bloddrake Месяц назад +1

      Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of
      Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics
      Brother Maynard carries with
      Him brother Maynard!
      Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!

  • @elfireii328
    @elfireii328 Год назад +66

    Pippa needs to move to japan... the family mart food is actual real food...

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 Год назад +13

      She hates foriegners and leaving the house so unlikely.

    • @elfireii328
      @elfireii328 Год назад +26

      @@melvinmerkelhopper5752 hey japan is the place you want to be if you hate talking to people.
      Also for the sake of her long term health.

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  Год назад +25

      I would agree but she has a very dumb excuse for not to leave the country.

    • @aelarlightbringer6372
      @aelarlightbringer6372 Год назад +15

      @@AzeharaCh Oh, she isn't on a no-fly list or something?

    • @Jaroartx
      @Jaroartx Год назад +8

      ​@@aelarlightbringer6372 Lawson is the true meta

  • @MINIMAN10000
    @MINIMAN10000 Год назад +25

    It was pointed out that there's a good possibility that Asmongold avoid scurvy because of the single potato he includes in every steak meal.

    • @nouhorni3229
      @nouhorni3229 Год назад +14

      No. Soda is fortified with ascorbic acid because these dudes would die if it wasn't.

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  Год назад +8

      Interesting. 1 potato to save them all

    • @owlsayssouth
      @owlsayssouth Год назад +8

      It's basically impossible to get scurvy eating modern processed food. They dump vitamin c in everything just about.

  • @erikjimenez8671
    @erikjimenez8671 Год назад +52

    I’m surprise she doesn’t have scurvy

  • @ChristianStout
    @ChristianStout Год назад +34

    Pippa's gonna get a receding hairline like Asmongold pretty soon.

  • @chipiso
    @chipiso Год назад +17

    All those microplastics... Very tough bnoy.

  • @DAFORCEFilms
    @DAFORCEFilms 11 месяцев назад +55

    As a Pennsylvanian, gas station food can be a true cuisine even the 5 richest kings of Europe would yearn for.

  • @Wanky_Woop
    @Wanky_Woop Год назад +65

    "How are you stil alive?"
    W E A K
    Real men survive on raw meat, rain water and dirt diet. And they THRIVE.

  • @brettwallace7687
    @brettwallace7687 Год назад +24

    Shiina sounded horrified...

  • @cjnf11
    @cjnf11 Год назад +6

    Airi with a "I've had enough of this shit" face the whole time.

  • @rodrigoaces4368
    @rodrigoaces4368 Год назад +7

    not gonna lie that kimchi fried rice from the picture looked great

  • @gerardmourits8709
    @gerardmourits8709 Год назад +15

    Well at least pippa eats fruit

  • @dannyd.9932
    @dannyd.9932 Год назад +10

    *watches while eating three dollar ramen*

  • @Focaloren
    @Focaloren Год назад +97

    I don't think people know how far gone Pippa really is. She has mold all over her house. She's a hoarder, is missing her front teeth from all the soda she drinks. When she puts on a camera to show something she bought, a ton of critters come flying by like ants or whatever, probably maggots too. She owns a puke drawer and sprays herself with pesticide before she goes to bed. I like her, but she honestly needs help, it was funny, but it's starting to be really concerning.

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  Год назад +47

      She is not a hoarder. She has mentioned that she keeps her house mostly clean because she has pets. If she didnt have pets she would probably be drowning in trash.

    • @Focaloren
      @Focaloren Год назад +47

      @@AzeharaCh You don't get ants and shit if you have a clean house. She's bluffing.

    • @lemonlupinreuben5362
      @lemonlupinreuben5362 Год назад +55

      She's put in a lot of work to better herself. She's started brushing her teeth once a day, and she doesn't have the puke drawer anymore

    • @Eric-vs2he
      @Eric-vs2he Год назад +5

      I doubt half of it were true

    • @music79075
      @music79075 Год назад +4

      @@lemonlupinreuben5362 >once a day
      Bro her dragonbreath must be RANK. I brush twice a day minimum

  • @luminous3558
    @luminous3558 Год назад +13

    Redborder thumbnail looks like an already watched video.

    • @Ashhley_the_shawty
      @Ashhley_the_shawty Год назад +5

      Yeah it's a good way to get people to skip your vids OP, maybe should fix that moving forward?..
      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @ModrunOfficial
    @ModrunOfficial Год назад +24

    1:20, 1:32, what is the music called i forgor and need it :D

  • @isaigutierrez1617
    @isaigutierrez1617 5 месяцев назад +18

    Please tell me Pippa's entire streaming area looks like as messy as Asmongolds kitchen 😂😂😂

  • @indigowendigo8165
    @indigowendigo8165 Год назад +42

    Phase Connect is probably the one group of Vtubers I know even less than Nijisanji and stuff, I'm only aware of randomly finding Pipkin stuff, I guess she's pretty memeable. :p

    • @suprtroopr1028
      @suprtroopr1028 Год назад +29

      It's fishman's menhera collection. All the girls are deranged in their own ways, and are fun to watch. Pippa has caught on hard because she's paranoid, heavily armed, and not afraid to throw her opinions around. They're all worth watching though, especially their collabs. Just, uh... volume warning.

    • @BigVEE
      @BigVEE Год назад +4

      @@suprtroopr1028 She was also linked to Jimbo at his end, which got a big awareness boost for her.

  • @Fallen-Saint
    @Fallen-Saint Год назад +4

    He who loves he live shall lose it.... Pippa is going to be here a bit...

  • @weeabooslime
    @weeabooslime Год назад +6

    Say what you will, that 7/11 Spicy bite is a banger of a hot dog

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  Год назад +1

      It is but you are not meant to survive eating that shit every day. Sodium content alone will fuck you over.

    • @TheGreatMaou
      @TheGreatMaou Год назад +1

      @@AzeharaCh "Sodium content alone will fuck you over." that's the best part

  • @brennenjames347
    @brennenjames347 Год назад +10

    I will not tolerate 7 eleven food hate of any kind. literal life and money saver.

    • @owlsayssouth
      @owlsayssouth Год назад

      I wish there was one nearby. They would know me by sight, and get them hotdogs ready.

    • @Mochachocakon
      @Mochachocakon Год назад

      never forget, the loaded doritto

  • @THEGOOD360
    @THEGOOD360 Год назад +20

    100% average diet in the south lol

  • @Raoul.
    @Raoul. Год назад +17

    same to be honest

  • @owlsayssouth
    @owlsayssouth Год назад +3

    Can o chili, some frozen potaoes mixed in. Mustard and Sriracha when the apocalypse isn't getting in my way. Some lemon juice concentrate mixed with water to drink.
    It's a living.

  • @shadowninja569
    @shadowninja569 Год назад +8

    we need to fund Pippa like a Factor subscription that's gotta be better than the 7eleven right? I remember her saying she didn't like hello fresh.

    • @toadfan64
      @toadfan64 Год назад

      Let's get her Sheetz

    • @leolopp
      @leolopp Год назад +1

      @@toadfan64 That's a funny way to spell Wawa

    • @toadfan64
      @toadfan64 Год назад +1

      @@leolopp oh I see… you’re one of them…

    • @Soridan
      @Soridan Год назад +2

      You're bold to assume she'd do anything with it. This is Pippa "skittles shower soup" Pipkin.

  • @az7433046
    @az7433046 Год назад +11

    Pog, Asmon Cameo

  • @connoromalley4004
    @connoromalley4004 Год назад +12

    Is the 2 dollar steak a bunch of other meat that's been glued together?

    • @Susumusoravt
      @Susumusoravt Год назад +9

      no just really thin cuts of steak

    • @_Ekaros
      @_Ekaros Год назад +1

      No, it is the meat they didn't even brother gluing together.

  • @sahargenish7058
    @sahargenish7058 Год назад +47

    You miss spelled fruit with your stupid click bait and got me worried

  • @shinyamada488
    @shinyamada488 Год назад +29

    This video and comments explain why pippa hates Top G. No way in hell she can get a high value man XD

  • @thepunisher4356
    @thepunisher4356 Год назад +1

    At this rate we better start getting good at hunting out local animals. I know some deer and coyotes that been living kinda nice recently.