"I can't die! The dark lords won't let me die!" Pippa's digestive and immune system is literally too strong to let her die. This God that might exist is one spiteful mf, lol.
I mean, the black mold didn't kill her, its either going to be something completely mundane to the point of hilarity, like she slips on some water when she finally takes a shower and spits her gourd, or something random and stupid like inhaling a Kraft single wrapper or an ulcer from the Dew she did... Something like that.
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with Him brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
I don't think people know how far gone Pippa really is. She has mold all over her house. She's a hoarder, is missing her front teeth from all the soda she drinks. When she puts on a camera to show something she bought, a ton of critters come flying by like ants or whatever, probably maggots too. She owns a puke drawer and sprays herself with pesticide before she goes to bed. I like her, but she honestly needs help, it was funny, but it's starting to be really concerning.
She is not a hoarder. She has mentioned that she keeps her house mostly clean because she has pets. If she didnt have pets she would probably be drowning in trash.
Phase Connect is probably the one group of Vtubers I know even less than Nijisanji and stuff, I'm only aware of randomly finding Pipkin stuff, I guess she's pretty memeable. :p
It's fishman's menhera collection. All the girls are deranged in their own ways, and are fun to watch. Pippa has caught on hard because she's paranoid, heavily armed, and not afraid to throw her opinions around. They're all worth watching though, especially their collabs. Just, uh... volume warning.
Can o chili, some frozen potaoes mixed in. Mustard and Sriracha when the apocalypse isn't getting in my way. Some lemon juice concentrate mixed with water to drink. It's a living.
Love any time Pippa is being doomerish, that music is gonna start going in the background
I need to be consistent with the music on my clips to keep a theme.
@@AzeharaCh that was just some god tier editing, i hope it becomes a running gag :3
@@AzeharaCh name of the song please
@@bennygairns2235 which one? Pippa's doomer arc song? "Mozart - Lacrimosa"
@@AzeharaChI think you could get away with "dies irae" too.
"You are not supposed to actually eat the food at 7-11. It's behind glass for your own protection."
Pantsahat
Mmmm. Gas station pizza with a 40.
True
asmon's words on the steak are how I feel about pippa "I don't care if it's a cheap steak. It's a good fucking steak, and it's good enough for me"
I agree good steak is good steak no matter how much the store picks to charge for it. Sometimes the cheapest option is the best tasting option too.
Its a very lean steak and its pretty thin so it shouldnt be too hard.
> how are people alive
They get barely enough vitamin C from ketchup
Listen, at least we know she’s going outside.
You just ousted your location with that 7-11 image, and so have I.
kek
It's pretty sad. Then I realize I'm living on 2 bucks per day.
Ah, I see you're living the "every day is end of month" diet.
I pray that your doctor's sausage never goes bad and your Butterbrod never gets moldy.
Shit's rough
@@kaybe9797 watching Boris's end of month survival guide helps a lot lol
That's the threshold for absolute poverty...the international threshold...
I keep on getting distracted by Toad nibbling on Pippa's hair while they are talking.
He tastes the fungus
Editor Editor's note: it's ackhtually a 3$ steak now due to inflation
"I can't die! The dark lords won't let me die!"
Pippa's digestive and immune system is literally too strong to let her die. This God that might exist is one spiteful mf, lol.
I just realize all of them have glasses
Glorious perfection, this timeline.
they're really versatile
Poor Airi had a permanent thousand yard stare by the end of that stream.
Airi was dead inside
I mean, the black mold didn't kill her, its either going to be something completely mundane to the point of hilarity, like she slips on some water when she finally takes a shower and spits her gourd, or something random and stupid like inhaling a Kraft single wrapper or an ulcer from the Dew she did... Something like that.
*splits her gourd
>featuring froot
you made me very concerned ngl
Ackshully with inflation it's $3 steak now
0:28 the instant visceral answer was incredible, like she was fed up with the reality
Pippa is actually the Reincarnated Rabbit of Caerbannog. Explains the carnivorous diet.
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of
Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics
Brother Maynard carries with
Him brother Maynard!
Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
Pippa needs to move to japan... the family mart food is actual real food...
She hates foriegners and leaving the house so unlikely.
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 hey japan is the place you want to be if you hate talking to people.
Also for the sake of her long term health.
I would agree but she has a very dumb excuse for not to leave the country.
@@AzeharaCh Oh, she isn't on a no-fly list or something?
@@aelarlightbringer6372 Lawson is the true meta
It was pointed out that there's a good possibility that Asmongold avoid scurvy because of the single potato he includes in every steak meal.
No. Soda is fortified with ascorbic acid because these dudes would die if it wasn't.
Interesting. 1 potato to save them all
It's basically impossible to get scurvy eating modern processed food. They dump vitamin c in everything just about.
I’m surprise she doesn’t have scurvy
Pippa's gonna get a receding hairline like Asmongold pretty soon.
All those microplastics... Very tough bnoy.
As a Pennsylvanian, gas station food can be a true cuisine even the 5 richest kings of Europe would yearn for.
Sheetz or Wawa
@@Akial2935 Rutters.
"How are you stil alive?"
W E A K
Real men survive on raw meat, rain water and dirt diet. And they THRIVE.
Read that as "diet dirt"
That's not true
@@kotorandcorvid4968 Yes it is, false male.
@@spymander7492 Avoid dark brown humus, too many calories and carbs.
Shiina sounded horrified...
Airi with a "I've had enough of this shit" face the whole time.
not gonna lie that kimchi fried rice from the picture looked great
Well at least pippa eats fruit
*watches while eating three dollar ramen*
I don't think people know how far gone Pippa really is. She has mold all over her house. She's a hoarder, is missing her front teeth from all the soda she drinks. When she puts on a camera to show something she bought, a ton of critters come flying by like ants or whatever, probably maggots too. She owns a puke drawer and sprays herself with pesticide before she goes to bed. I like her, but she honestly needs help, it was funny, but it's starting to be really concerning.
She is not a hoarder. She has mentioned that she keeps her house mostly clean because she has pets. If she didnt have pets she would probably be drowning in trash.
@@AzeharaCh You don't get ants and shit if you have a clean house. She's bluffing.
She's put in a lot of work to better herself. She's started brushing her teeth once a day, and she doesn't have the puke drawer anymore
I doubt half of it were true
@@lemonlupinreuben5362 >once a day
Bro her dragonbreath must be RANK. I brush twice a day minimum
Redborder thumbnail looks like an already watched video.
Yeah it's a good way to get people to skip your vids OP, maybe should fix that moving forward?..
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1:20, 1:32, what is the music called i forgor and need it :D
Lacramosa~ motzart
@@Rorek0fNol thankyou
@@ModrunOfficial You're welcome! ^_^
Please tell me Pippa's entire streaming area looks like as messy as Asmongolds kitchen 😂😂😂
Phase Connect is probably the one group of Vtubers I know even less than Nijisanji and stuff, I'm only aware of randomly finding Pipkin stuff, I guess she's pretty memeable. :p
It's fishman's menhera collection. All the girls are deranged in their own ways, and are fun to watch. Pippa has caught on hard because she's paranoid, heavily armed, and not afraid to throw her opinions around. They're all worth watching though, especially their collabs. Just, uh... volume warning.
@@suprtroopr1028 She was also linked to Jimbo at his end, which got a big awareness boost for her.
He who loves he live shall lose it.... Pippa is going to be here a bit...
Say what you will, that 7/11 Spicy bite is a banger of a hot dog
It is but you are not meant to survive eating that shit every day. Sodium content alone will fuck you over.
@@AzeharaCh "Sodium content alone will fuck you over." that's the best part
I will not tolerate 7 eleven food hate of any kind. literal life and money saver.
I wish there was one nearby. They would know me by sight, and get them hotdogs ready.
never forget, the loaded doritto
100% average diet in the south lol
same to be honest
Can o chili, some frozen potaoes mixed in. Mustard and Sriracha when the apocalypse isn't getting in my way. Some lemon juice concentrate mixed with water to drink.
It's a living.
we need to fund Pippa like a Factor subscription that's gotta be better than the 7eleven right? I remember her saying she didn't like hello fresh.
Let's get her Sheetz
@@toadfan64 That's a funny way to spell Wawa
@@leolopp oh I see… you’re one of them…
You're bold to assume she'd do anything with it. This is Pippa "skittles shower soup" Pipkin.
Pog, Asmon Cameo
Is the 2 dollar steak a bunch of other meat that's been glued together?
no just really thin cuts of steak
No, it is the meat they didn't even brother gluing together.
You miss spelled fruit with your stupid click bait and got me worried
kek
This video and comments explain why pippa hates Top G. No way in hell she can get a high value man XD
At this rate we better start getting good at hunting out local animals. I know some deer and coyotes that been living kinda nice recently.