Phase Connect Girls Talk about Pippa's Asmongold-like Diet ft. Froot

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  • Опубликовано: 24 май 2023
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    The gang decides to play Mario Party for Rie's Birthday donothon. At some point diet gets brought up and the girls are shocked when the realize that Pippa has the diet of a dumpster-diving hobo living in San Francisco. You can only survive for so long on Wendys' Spicy Chicken Nuggies, 7-11 Prepackaged food and $2 steaks.
    Truly the Goblin King would be proud.
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  • @otakubartender7764
    @otakubartender7764 Год назад +536

    Love any time Pippa is being doomerish, that music is gonna start going in the background

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  Год назад +89

      I need to be consistent with the music on my clips to keep a theme.

    • @NoticeThisMusic
      @NoticeThisMusic Год назад +12

      @@AzeharaCh that was just some god tier editing, i hope it becomes a running gag :3

    • @bennygairns2235
      @bennygairns2235 Год назад +4

      ​@@AzeharaCh name of the song please

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  Год назад +16

      @@bennygairns2235 which one? Pippa's doomer arc song? "Mozart - Lacrimosa"

    • @Rorek0fNol
      @Rorek0fNol 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@AzeharaChI think you could get away with "dies irae" too.

  • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
    @melvinmerkelhopper5752 Год назад +110

    "You are not supposed to actually eat the food at 7-11. It's behind glass for your own protection."
    Pantsahat

  • @obi_wanshinobi
    @obi_wanshinobi Год назад +43

    Listen, at least we know she’s going outside.

  • @anotherdan4920
    @anotherdan4920 Год назад +93

    I keep on getting distracted by Toad nibbling on Pippa's hair while they are talking.

    • @calebm9000
      @calebm9000 10 месяцев назад +14

      He tastes the fungus

  • @xyz39808
    @xyz39808 Год назад +67

    asmon's words on the steak are how I feel about pippa "I don't care if it's a cheap steak. It's a good fucking steak, and it's good enough for me"

    • @yumri4
      @yumri4 Год назад +10

      I agree good steak is good steak no matter how much the store picks to charge for it. Sometimes the cheapest option is the best tasting option too.

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  Год назад +6

      Its a very lean steak and its pretty thin so it shouldnt be too hard.

  • @slowpnir
    @slowpnir 7 месяцев назад +95

    > how are people alive
    They get barely enough vitamin C from ketchup

  • @InfiniteEel
    @InfiniteEel Год назад +72

    You just ousted your location with that 7-11 image, and so have I.

  • @anhnguyenhoang210
    @anhnguyenhoang210 Год назад +54

    It's pretty sad. Then I realize I'm living on 2 bucks per day.

    • @kaybe9797
      @kaybe9797 Год назад +16

      Ah, I see you're living the "every day is end of month" diet.
      I pray that your doctor's sausage never goes bad and your Butterbrod never gets moldy.

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  Год назад +12

      Shit's rough

    • @anhnguyenhoang210
      @anhnguyenhoang210 Год назад +7

      @@kaybe9797 watching Boris's end of month survival guide helps a lot lol

    • @matthewrawlings1284
      @matthewrawlings1284 Месяц назад

      That's the threshold for absolute poverty...the international threshold...

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 Год назад +29

    "I can't die! The dark lords won't let me die!"
    Pippa's digestive and immune system is literally too strong to let her die. This God that might exist is one spiteful mf, lol.

  • @JTruong3rd
    @JTruong3rd Месяц назад +13

    Pippa is actually the Reincarnated Rabbit of Caerbannog. Explains the carnivorous diet.

  • @COsArchive
    @COsArchive 11 месяцев назад +97

    >featuring froot
    you made me very concerned ngl

  • @NeostormXLMAX
    @NeostormXLMAX 5 месяцев назад +52

    I just realize all of them have glasses

    • @Veristelle-
      @Veristelle- 3 месяца назад

      Glorious perfection, this timeline.

    • @CBeavr
      @CBeavr 17 дней назад

      they're really versatile

  • @madisonbray95
    @madisonbray95 Год назад +75

    I mean, the black mold didn't kill her, its either going to be something completely mundane to the point of hilarity, like she slips on some water when she finally takes a shower and spits her gourd, or something random and stupid like inhaling a Kraft single wrapper or an ulcer from the Dew she did... Something like that.

  • @SeikOsito
    @SeikOsito 11 месяцев назад +52

    0:28 the instant visceral answer was incredible, like she was fed up with the reality

  • @branchu8121
    @branchu8121 Год назад +37

    Poor Airi had a permanent thousand yard stare by the end of that stream.

  • @elfireii328
    @elfireii328 Год назад +66

    Pippa needs to move to japan... the family mart food is actual real food...

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 Год назад +13

      She hates foriegners and leaving the house so unlikely.

    • @elfireii328
      @elfireii328 Год назад +26

      @@melvinmerkelhopper5752 hey japan is the place you want to be if you hate talking to people.
      Also for the sake of her long term health.

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  Год назад +25

      I would agree but she has a very dumb excuse for not to leave the country.

    • @aelarlightbringer6372
      @aelarlightbringer6372 Год назад +15

      @@AzeharaCh Oh, she isn't on a no-fly list or something?

    • @Jaroartx
      @Jaroartx Год назад +8

      ​@@aelarlightbringer6372 Lawson is the true meta

  • @erikjimenez8671
    @erikjimenez8671 Год назад +52

    I’m surprise she doesn’t have scurvy

  • @Somerled_Pox
    @Somerled_Pox Год назад +18

    Editor Editor's note: it's ackhtually a 3$ steak now due to inflation

  • @MINIMAN10000
    @MINIMAN10000 Год назад +25

    It was pointed out that there's a good possibility that Asmongold avoid scurvy because of the single potato he includes in every steak meal.

    • @nouhorni3229
      @nouhorni3229 Год назад +14

      No. Soda is fortified with ascorbic acid because these dudes would die if it wasn't.

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  Год назад +8

      Interesting. 1 potato to save them all

    • @owlsayssouth
      @owlsayssouth Год назад +8

      It's basically impossible to get scurvy eating modern processed food. They dump vitamin c in everything just about.

  • @Wanky_Woop
    @Wanky_Woop Год назад +65

    "How are you stil alive?"
    W E A K
    Real men survive on raw meat, rain water and dirt diet. And they THRIVE.

    • @spymander7492
      @spymander7492 Год назад +2

      Read that as "diet dirt"

    • @kotorandcorvid4968
      @kotorandcorvid4968 Год назад

      That's not true

    • @Raoul.
      @Raoul. 9 месяцев назад

      @@kotorandcorvid4968 Yes it is, false male.

    • @nickkorkodylas5005
      @nickkorkodylas5005 8 месяцев назад

      @@spymander7492 Avoid dark brown humus, too many calories and carbs.

  • @ChristianStout
    @ChristianStout Год назад +33

    Pippa's gonna get a receding hairline like Asmongold pretty soon.

  • @chipiso
    @chipiso Год назад +17

    All those microplastics... Very tough bnoy.

  • @DAFORCEFilms
    @DAFORCEFilms 7 месяцев назад +41

    As a Pennsylvanian, gas station food can be a true cuisine even the 5 richest kings of Europe would yearn for.

    • @Akial2935
      @Akial2935 6 месяцев назад +4

      Sheetz or Wawa

  • @smexijebus
    @smexijebus Год назад +25

    Ackshully with inflation it's $3 steak now

  • @brettwallace7687
    @brettwallace7687 Год назад +24

    Shiina sounded horrified...

  • @gerardmourits8709
    @gerardmourits8709 Год назад +15

    Well at least pippa eats fruit

  • @cjnf11
    @cjnf11 Год назад +6

    Airi with a "I've had enough of this shit" face the whole time.

  • @dannyd.9932
    @dannyd.9932 Год назад +10

    *watches while eating three dollar ramen*

  • @rodrigoaces4368
    @rodrigoaces4368 Год назад +7

    not gonna lie that kimchi fried rice from the picture looked great

  • @Focaloren
    @Focaloren Год назад +93

    I don't think people know how far gone Pippa really is. She has mold all over her house. She's a hoarder, is missing her front teeth from all the soda she drinks. When she puts on a camera to show something she bought, a ton of critters come flying by like ants or whatever, probably maggots too. She owns a puke drawer and sprays herself with pesticide before she goes to bed. I like her, but she honestly needs help, it was funny, but it's starting to be really concerning.

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  Год назад +45

      She is not a hoarder. She has mentioned that she keeps her house mostly clean because she has pets. If she didnt have pets she would probably be drowning in trash.

    • @Focaloren
      @Focaloren Год назад +44

      @@AzeharaCh You don't get ants and shit if you have a clean house. She's bluffing.

    • @lemonlupinreuben5362
      @lemonlupinreuben5362 Год назад +52

      She's put in a lot of work to better herself. She's started brushing her teeth once a day, and she doesn't have the puke drawer anymore

    • @Eric-vs2he
      @Eric-vs2he Год назад +5

      I doubt half of it were true

    • @music79075
      @music79075 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@lemonlupinreuben5362 >once a day
      Bro her dragonbreath must be RANK. I brush twice a day minimum

  • @THEGOOD360
    @THEGOOD360 Год назад +17

    100% average diet in the south lol

  • @Fallen-Saint
    @Fallen-Saint Год назад +4

    He who loves he live shall lose it.... Pippa is going to be here a bit...

  • @indigowendigo8165
    @indigowendigo8165 Год назад +41

    Phase Connect is probably the one group of Vtubers I know even less than Nijisanji and stuff, I'm only aware of randomly finding Pipkin stuff, I guess she's pretty memeable. :p

    • @suprtroopr1028
      @suprtroopr1028 Год назад +29

      It's fishman's menhera collection. All the girls are deranged in their own ways, and are fun to watch. Pippa has caught on hard because she's paranoid, heavily armed, and not afraid to throw her opinions around. They're all worth watching though, especially their collabs. Just, uh... volume warning.

    • @BigVEE
      @BigVEE Год назад +4

      @@suprtroopr1028 She was also linked to Jimbo at his end, which got a big awareness boost for her.

  • @luminous3558
    @luminous3558 Год назад +13

    Redborder thumbnail looks like an already watched video.

    • @Ashhley_the_shawty
      @Ashhley_the_shawty Год назад +5

      Yeah it's a good way to get people to skip your vids OP, maybe should fix that moving forward?..
      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @owlsayssouth
    @owlsayssouth Год назад +3

    Can o chili, some frozen potaoes mixed in. Mustard and Sriracha when the apocalypse isn't getting in my way. Some lemon juice concentrate mixed with water to drink.
    It's a living.

  • @weeabooslime
    @weeabooslime Год назад +6

    Say what you will, that 7/11 Spicy bite is a banger of a hot dog

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  Год назад +1

      It is but you are not meant to survive eating that shit every day. Sodium content alone will fuck you over.

    • @TheGreatMaou
      @TheGreatMaou Год назад +1

      @@AzeharaCh "Sodium content alone will fuck you over." that's the best part

  • @Raoul.
    @Raoul. 9 месяцев назад +15

    same to be honest

  • @brennenjames347
    @brennenjames347 Год назад +10

    I will not tolerate 7 eleven food hate of any kind. literal life and money saver.

    • @owlsayssouth
      @owlsayssouth Год назад

      I wish there was one nearby. They would know me by sight, and get them hotdogs ready.

    • @Mochachocakon
      @Mochachocakon Год назад

      never forget, the loaded doritto

  • @az7433046
    @az7433046 Год назад +11

    Pog, Asmon Cameo

  • @sahargenish7058
    @sahargenish7058 Год назад +44

    You miss spelled fruit with your stupid click bait and got me worried

  • @isaigutierrez1617
    @isaigutierrez1617 7 дней назад

    Please tell me Pippa's entire streaming area looks like as messy as Asmongolds kitchen 😂😂😂

  • @ModrunOfficial
    @ModrunOfficial 8 месяцев назад +21

    1:20, 1:32, what is the music called i forgor and need it :D

    • @Rorek0fNol
      @Rorek0fNol 8 месяцев назад +5

      Lacramosa~ motzart

    • @ModrunOfficial
      @ModrunOfficial 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Rorek0fNol thankyou

    • @Rorek0fNol
      @Rorek0fNol 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@ModrunOfficial You're welcome! ^_^

  • @shadowninja569
    @shadowninja569 Год назад +8

    we need to fund Pippa like a Factor subscription that's gotta be better than the 7eleven right? I remember her saying she didn't like hello fresh.

    • @toadfan64
      @toadfan64 Год назад

      Let's get her Sheetz

    • @leolopp
      @leolopp Год назад +1

      @@toadfan64 That's a funny way to spell Wawa

    • @toadfan64
      @toadfan64 Год назад +1

      @@leolopp oh I see… you’re one of them…

    • @Soridan
      @Soridan Год назад +2

      You're bold to assume she'd do anything with it. This is Pippa "skittles shower soup" Pipkin.

  • @connoromalley4004
    @connoromalley4004 Год назад +12

    Is the 2 dollar steak a bunch of other meat that's been glued together?

    • @Susumusoravt
      @Susumusoravt Год назад +9

      no just really thin cuts of steak

    • @_Ekaros
      @_Ekaros 8 месяцев назад +1

      No, it is the meat they didn't even brother gluing together.

  • @thepunisher4356
    @thepunisher4356 Год назад +1

    At this rate we better start getting good at hunting out local animals. I know some deer and coyotes that been living kinda nice recently.

  • @shinyamada488
    @shinyamada488 11 месяцев назад +28

    This video and comments explain why pippa hates Top G. No way in hell she can get a high value man XD