I think Sakanyan suffers a condition called "being a Beethoven", He is deaf on social issues and has NONE defusion skills on situations where feelings are running wild... But damn if the guy knows what the market wants and to let her mentally ill woman take the internet by ransom at gunpoint.
I do like girl that enjoy eating or a big eater, in moderation of course, and I genuinely think that is a good thing to compliment. If the fish word it better then that would be all good. But then it's fishman so what can you expect.
To be fair, it says a lot about him that they are comfortable enough with him to do that publicly and that he seems cool with it. I looked at their turnover and it's only one so far that no longer works with the company. Even VShojo has a higher turnover rate.
@@kolamsusu3147 Just the pause on "Airi". He paused on Lia because he couldn't think of anything, he paused on Airi because she constantly annoys him lol
@@Soridan Most people who read this understood that it was a joke, they would quit if Sakana was an actual problem. They all clearly love working at Phase and don't actually hate Sakana.
Clueless dad adopted a bunch of girls, despite not knowing anything about such wild creatures, makes coffee all day and tries connecting with them with... mahjong 😆
yea did you not realize tenma has her chat constantly watching sakana to report anything worthy of being added to the book of minor grudges as well as more importantly when and how to best murder him and hide the body....XDXDXDXD
Hiring Muumi is his best business decision because if this how he talks to them after two years I couldn't imagine how bad the first few months were with the girls😂
In the Fish’s defense, he was probably talking about Tenma’s personality, jokes, and things she intended to be funny; not her looks, voice, or things she didn’t intend to be funny. And not just because I assume he’s scared for his life, because I most certainly am not (please don’t kill me, Tenma)
@@OneBiasedOpinion the same way chiuauas do..... they were all created with the wrath of 100 men and than had that compacted into such a tiny body that on its own is capable of nothing only stocking the fires of their rage to unimaginable heights and as the saying goes.... "life, uhh... finds a way to brutalize and maim anything that angers it enough...."
One of these days, Sakana's gonna wake up in his own bed to the faint smell of bleach and a sticky note on his forehead that simply says: "I forgive but I never forget."
Imagine working in the same office as OL Tenma... You accidentally do something to peeve her and she tapes razors to the underside of your filing cabinet's drawer handles....
Tenma is like that one bud that people talk behind their back jokingly, not knowing (or fully knowing) they’re actually on front of em because they’re very *very* smol.
I think there were missed opportunities here. Sakana could have called someone "autistic" then paused for 3 seconds and say "artistic, sorry." Name one of them then give an awkward 5 second pause and just say "huh..." then just move to the next person lmao. People would've lost it. It would have been a great bit for content. Maybe even make Tenma's compliment that she's "very Canadian" and watch the meltdown. I mean I would maybe worry for his safety but it would be very entertaining.
Sakana's design _really_ makes me wish more Phase Connect members played through LISA: The Painful and it's fangames, mainly just because I wanna see their reaction to the Fishmen. Tenma's reaction to their village still lives rent-free in my head XD
The way the talents roast their CEO, it feels like the organizational structure of PC is essentially a flat line with the CEO maybe like a centimeter above them. It's amazing how comfortable the talent are with him.
I mean the man needs to run his warehouse and shill his coffee. His "idol project" on a budget is his funny side hustle. One where he constantly abused and gets odd request. Honestly all he wanted was mahjong partners
Sakana, you can't create a company of girls with father issues then deny them some closure.
Sakana doesn't understand girls, he only understands coffee and league.
@@SecretJambalaya phase connect runs on autism- not just the talents', but his
all sakana does is drink coffee, play league, pretend to be a turret, and lie XD@@SecretJambalaya
@@Skywolfhd20 At least he's found his true calling as a warehouse magician
@SecretJambalaya
that's not fair.
He also understands Majong.
And starcraft, so he can rp as a turret with his little boy friends.
I honestly can't tell if Sakuna is just trolling them, or just legit sucks at complementing people.
Either way it is hilarious
A little of column A, a little of column B.
It's hard to speak when you know there's a wild fox stalking you ready to attack.
He's like a dad with too many kids, he loves them all and knows each one is special but they all just kinda merge into one entity in his mind.
I think Sakanyan suffers a condition called "being a Beethoven", He is deaf on social issues and has NONE defusion skills on situations where feelings are running wild... But damn if the guy knows what the market wants and to let her mentally ill woman take the internet by ransom at gunpoint.
@@whazzup_teacup Most of them are feral. He's simply rolling a roulette wheel of who will be waiting in his car with a lead pipe.
Sakana: Tenma is funny.
Tenma: Funny how? Do I amuse you ? Am I a clown to you?
Pretty much, yes 😂
I guess this evening one particular fox will have sashimi to her drink.
WHY DID I READ THIS IN HER VOICE??
You forgot the "Huh?" At the end of every question 😂
Schizo Tsundere. Or Shizodere
Fishman, blink twice if you're under any kind of threat or pressure...
What do you mean fishes can't blink ? Oh well, sucks to be him
He's a land fish, he can blink... he's just blinking so fast that you can't see it.
He can't blink because of TENMA, she did this to him
"Tenma is what keeps me moving forward.
Because I know if I'm not, she'll catch up to me.
And I don't want to find out what happens then..."
XDXDXDXDXDXD
The long hesitation when it came to Lia...
"That's not a positive adjective, that isn't either, no, no, no, no... curious! Lia is very curious."
I half expected him to say "special" lmao
Although, funnily enough, “curious” is probably a very good positive descriptor for the Diva of Deep Dives
I'd say very "Lia," and leave it at that.
And proceeds to call remi stupid later on as a compliment
@@PenguinBaconPHshe's HELLA special
"Da Michi... eats a lot."
Fishman architect enjoyer strikes again.
He said the same thing about Ember, oh boy
I do like girl that enjoy eating or a big eater, in moderation of course, and I genuinely think that is a good thing to compliment. If the fish word it better then that would be all good. But then it's fishman so what can you expect.
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@@SecretJambalayashe's a big girl
Should have worded it as "she has a healthy appetite".
This is what happens when an awkward dork runs a company filled with sadgirls.
And we wouldn’t have it any other way.
This question was designed to harm Fishman in unspeakable ways.
The gun was loaded and he knew it. Yet he put it to his head anyway.
@@OneBiasedOpinionFish was playing Buckshot Roulette with only live rounds loaded, and chose not to shoot the dealer 😂
Poor Sakana. He gets attacked if he compliments them, he gets attacked if he he insults them, he gets attacked if he is silent.
This is what you get for working with women.
He gets attacked when he is attacked
To be fair, it says a lot about him that they are comfortable enough with him to do that publicly and that he seems cool with it. I looked at their turnover and it's only one so far that no longer works with the company. Even VShojo has a higher turnover rate.
Pippa was right, Sakana doesn’t know how to talk to women 😂
Well, fish don't usually talk to women.
@@sonicXstarhedgehogso true
@@sonicXstarhedgehogI don't think fish talk at all
@@andrewdoudna8894 That's the point, friend.
Where did she say that?
This entire segment had big "I Don't Do Well Under Pressure!!" energy.
no wonder he quit living in the sea then, too much pressure
landmines deal with pressure better than him
@@methuselahhoneysuckassthey explode, he implodes
I cant believe they gas lit him into thinking he forgot a member lmaoo
You can hear the struggle in his voice ahaha
He had PTSD flashbacks while trying to remember something nice
the more I learn about phase connect the more sure I am sakuna legitimately bought a mental asylum and turned the inmates into idols
XDXDXDXDXD too fuckin true man!
That would be the greatest anime ever
@@ProfSir1There's a somewhat similar anime where 3 Yakuza members became idols😂
@@frozbytee4001what's it called?
@@immortal_shrooms6757 Back Street Girls: Gokudolls
He did ended up complimenting gen 2 and invaders later near the end, but of course in fish style lol
Yeah, casually calling Remi stupid is definitely a peak Fish moment
@@SecretJambalaya and that he fail to compliment airi afterward is cherry on top
@@kolamsusu3147 Just the pause on "Airi". He paused on Lia because he couldn't think of anything, he paused on Airi because she constantly annoys him lol
@@kolamsusu3147and he says Dizzy is disgusting
@@SecretJambalaya I get him though. Stupid but like a toddler or baby animal kind of endearingly stupid.
They're sadgirls for a reason. The fish man is the reason.
The asylum is very much run by its inmates, just their founder is also one of them.
Listen to what they say about their lives before the Fishman started his LoL harem. He is not even close to being the reason.
@@Soridan Most people who read this understood that it was a joke, they would quit if Sakana was an actual problem. They all clearly love working at Phase and don't actually hate Sakana.
@@GD0nly "most people" show me your peer reviewed studies on that.
@@Soridan You can see the likes to number of comments on this comment just the same as I can you intellectually devoid bozo.
Clueless dad adopted a bunch of girls, despite not knowing anything about such wild creatures, makes coffee all day and tries connecting with them with... mahjong 😆
And the weirdest part is they all love him for it in their own strange ways.
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poor sakana, he sounds like they were resting a gun to his head lmao
That’s because they were. 🤣
yea did you not realize tenma has her chat constantly watching sakana to report anything worthy of being added to the book of minor grudges as well as more importantly when and how to best murder him and hide the body....XDXDXDXD
Hiring Muumi is his best business decision because if this how he talks to them after two years I couldn't imagine how bad the first few months were with the girls😂
The zoom in while he's still thinking at 1:57 just made me.
In the Fish’s defense, he was probably talking about Tenma’s personality, jokes, and things she intended to be funny; not her looks, voice, or things she didn’t intend to be funny.
And not just because I assume he’s scared for his life, because I most certainly am not (please don’t kill me, Tenma)
How can someone so smol instill such primal fear with her words alone? Truly Tenma is a mystery.
@@OneBiasedOpinion the same way chiuauas do..... they were all created with the wrath of 100 men and than had that compacted into such a tiny body that on its own is capable of nothing only stocking the fires of their rage to unimaginable heights and as the saying goes.... "life, uhh... finds a way to brutalize and maim anything that angers it enough...."
@@C_A_I_N_N an eminently fair point.
"Lia is... "
Y'know, mr. Fishman, those couple seconds of silence were very loud.
Sakana just can't win when it comes to Tenma.
She was wrong too, he didn't forget her.
@@MASJYT She's senile and sober, please understand.
"Do you have anything to say????" "Yeah next question." Based fishman.
Sakana never stopped to think if he should, not if he could. Now he lives in a constant fear of his creations.
One of these days, Sakana's gonna wake up in his own bed to the faint smell of bleach and a sticky note on his forehead that simply says: "I forgive but I never forget."
Bleach? :|
@@AccountInactive
Tenma uses a lot of bleach when she cleans. Enough to make herself sick on more that one occasion.
@@ryxamcross OH I gotcha!
of course for nasa there is no hesitation
He really feels like a single dad with a lot of crazy daughters lol
The Fishman is all about coffee and running an idol company of similar energy to crackhouse. He needs all the energy he can reserve
I couldn't understand anything past the "WTF, Sakana?" line by Tenma and it still broke me in laughter
I will never forgive Fishman for making Da Michi cry.
God i love autism connect
my oshi’s so scary
sakana knows any time he appears on anyone’s stream, there’s a really good chance tenma’s gonna spawn and talk shit to him LOL
The fishman struggle is real.
Imagine working in the same office as OL Tenma...
You accidentally do something to peeve her and she tapes razors to the underside of your filing cabinet's drawer handles....
Yagoo: i am the punching bag of my talents
Sakana enters the room with a swollen face*
I love how Sakana’s REALLY trying his best to sound genuine so he won’t get yelled at again lmaooooo it sounds like he’s being held at gunpoint
These are some quality compliments, you know he isn't lying
why does sakana always sound like he's trying to leave the room and conversing with him pulls him back into the room
For some reason at 1:33 I had a picture of a turtle from "over the hedge" flash before my eyes. Wish it didn't.
turtle chad is just sakana in disguise
@@prikoker lmao that's why he took so long to answer. He was holding on for his dear life not to say his usual line
I knew the clips from this stream were gonna be good af
"Diamonds are made under pressure"
Yeah, and so are fishcakes, my boy Sakana got COOKED
The silent open mouth at the end got me
Well, they said gunpoint time... fishman literally held in gunpoint lol
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Tenma should host the next Sakana ama
It's not a day ending with y if Sakana doesn't piss off Tenma
When is Fishman going to learn that Tenma is the kind of woman who you have to say I love you until she puts the knife down.
Tenma is like that one bud that people talk behind their back jokingly, not knowing (or fully knowing) they’re actually on front of em because they’re very *very* smol.
Sakana interviews always being haunted by tenma from now on lmao
I think there were missed opportunities here. Sakana could have called someone "autistic" then paused for 3 seconds and say "artistic, sorry." Name one of them then give an awkward 5 second pause and just say "huh..." then just move to the next person lmao. People would've lost it. It would have been a great bit for content. Maybe even make Tenma's compliment that she's "very Canadian" and watch the meltdown. I mean I would maybe worry for his safety but it would be very entertaining.
My colleague in Christ, _I want Sakana to live to see tomorrow._
Sakana seems like a nice guy. Sucks at compliments but a nice guy.
I was listening live and he did mention Tenma second so I was bewildered when she got upset 😂
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Sakana starts talking like a man with a gun to his head once Tenma actually shows up
bro the ceo is funny. He fits in really with the actual talents
This is devastating for everyone involved.
kinda dissapointed that sakanas model isn't in a fishbowl
Fishman says sth nice
Tenma:
*WTF SAKANA?*
Tenma stopping whatever she was doing: "Ican smell fish... TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME!"
“Yeah yeah next question.” Sakana 😂😂
A CEO being yelled at by all his female talents is something I didn't know I needed.
OH MY LORD,those compliments had so much force behind them, you could mistake him for a jedi
2:08 bro is Sakana blushing?
Apparently when he smiles yes 🤣
Yes, they added blushing to his model for this stream
He got PTSD.
Sakana's avatar reminds of the news reporter fish from Spongebob.
"Pippa is very kind" he hasn't seen the tetris stream
Fishman effortlessly funny
Poor Sakana lmao
That thumbnail is awesome
Sakana speaks:
Tenma: And I took that personally
fishman said nasa the fastest😂
Sakana is like the Emperor of Mankind, he "loves" all his sons, some more, some less. But you wont understand it until you ask to him
I never know fish can sweating but if they do, this is the only time.
I can't, he talks like he is describing smurfs.
ISTG every time sakana opens his mouth he's digging his grave deeper😂😂😂
I can see Sakana sweating behind the screen
Sakana san, your warehouse is top tier.
3:23 He said it with the same exact tone as a father trying to shoo their child away so that they can continue watching the football game.
Fish needs his heart meds
Sakana: Gen 2? Y’all are invaders! You’re more like step-kids…
It feels like tenma is final boss for sakana.
i love this guy
Wonder if Tenma would beat shit out of Sakana if he was in her vicinity.
Sakana's design _really_ makes me wish more Phase Connect members played through LISA: The Painful and it's fangames, mainly just because I wanna see their reaction to the Fishmen. Tenma's reaction to their village still lives rent-free in my head XD
Now, I understand why the girls doing the earlier stage a rebellion against the company
dude, to manage these chicks.....that would be terrifying
Tenma is *always* watching
What Mental Ward did he get these girls from?
They poppin fr.
Och the poor man, he's tryin' his best
The way the talents roast their CEO, it feels like the organizational structure of PC is essentially a flat line with the CEO maybe like a centimeter above them.
It's amazing how comfortable the talent are with him.
It's like they are a group of friends just having fun messing with each other, with Tenma being the glue that holds them together 😂
To be fair he was trying to be 100% honest
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The fish either has no rizz or couldn't compliment someone to save his life lmao
I mean the man needs to run his warehouse and shill his coffee. His "idol project" on a budget is his funny side hustle. One where he constantly abused and gets odd request. Honestly all he wanted was mahjong partners
i love how you can tell which ones he's afraid of angering.
"Lets start with gen 1" bro was already stepping on a landmine when they said gen 1 😂 1:31
Sakana just couldn't do it.
Imagine your bosses compliment is you just eat alot 😂😂
Poor fishman