The US Government's Airline for Prisoners

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @halfasinteresting
    @halfasinteresting  5 лет назад +2716

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    • @edwin3928ohd
      @edwin3928ohd 5 лет назад +48

      Team up with mentour pilot for a video.

    • @driftracerepeat7334
      @driftracerepeat7334 5 лет назад +16

      u sponsoring con airlines?

    • @Joenah.
      @Joenah. 5 лет назад +6

      😳

    • @Jack-zy6ik
      @Jack-zy6ik 5 лет назад +38

      if you don't write "bricks" as your topic suggestion, i'll book you a jpats flight.

    • @goldensniper4you
      @goldensniper4you 5 лет назад +2

      Ok ok i did

  • @Statusinator
    @Statusinator 5 лет назад +5177

    Someone: "I am going to kill the president of the United States."
    JPATS: "You've unlocked bonus miles!"

    • @Ubersnuber
      @Ubersnuber 5 лет назад +187

      Our sweet and careful-minded crew will be at your location shortly! You simply won't be able to resist their arousing offer!

    • @marijuanavlogger
      @marijuanavlogger 5 лет назад +14

      😆 😆 😆

    • @rohanshekhawat2071
      @rohanshekhawat2071 5 лет назад +22

      This one was epic

    • @CC80
      @CC80 5 лет назад +30

      JPATS, United, Spirit... They all sound the same.

    • @SirShanova
      @SirShanova 5 лет назад +25

      Jon M. Unlike United, JPATS you’re guaranteed legal rights and not beatings.

  • @emilymann377
    @emilymann377 5 лет назад +2514

    “a passenger’s journey on America’s second worst airline”
    Spirit has entered the chat

    • @ericxue3244
      @ericxue3244 5 лет назад +31

      ryanair

    • @biponacci
      @biponacci 5 лет назад +60

      Yeah but that’s not American is it?

    • @subashpariyar8102
      @subashpariyar8102 5 лет назад +79

      United

    • @emilymann377
      @emilymann377 5 лет назад +5

      Pure Competizione I think it’s American-owned even if they fly to places other than the US

    • @yashi5119
      @yashi5119 5 лет назад +18

      Eric Xue ryaniar is european

  • @TimTams_64
    @TimTams_64 5 лет назад +3087

    That sponsor transition was so smooth i didnt even notice it was an add until you said HAI.

    • @doublevizzion
      @doublevizzion 5 лет назад +57

      Ikr it’s so smooth on most of them

    • @lukas-ds3cm
      @lukas-ds3cm 5 лет назад +104

      Same, I was actually getting ready to hear about her story from him

    • @doodskie999
      @doodskie999 5 лет назад +14

      I aint even mad lol, usually I end the video when I see ads,
      We got played by HAI

    • @mrhatman675
      @mrhatman675 5 лет назад

      Tesla!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Siract
      @Siract 5 лет назад

      MaddFuzion OITNB on Netflix ;)

  • @TheLiamster
    @TheLiamster 5 лет назад +712

    During 9/11, JPATS was one of the only aircraft which were allowed to fly after the attacks.

    • @JoeFromDetroit
      @JoeFromDetroit 5 лет назад +29

      I was going down the comments, looking to see if anyone brought that up.

    • @oliviersavard8676
      @oliviersavard8676 5 лет назад +62

      That nice little place where you can do waterboarding at Guantanomo Bay isn't going to get filled up by itself now ain't it

    • @kobesn1fan24
      @kobesn1fan24 5 лет назад +3

      "one of the only aircraft" bro do you even English???

    • @BigRizza1
      @BigRizza1 5 лет назад +54

      @@kobesn1fan24 nothing wrong with that english at all, from an englishman.

    • @nouyoeurn1765
      @nouyoeurn1765 5 лет назад +8

      @Jacob C. lol

  • @ShimmeringSpectrum
    @ShimmeringSpectrum 5 лет назад +1378

    An eleven day layover? It's like trying to fly on Spirit airlines.

    • @CinemaDemocratica
      @CinemaDemocratica 5 лет назад +2

      buh'dump-SWISH!

    • @r0ck3ttttt
      @r0ck3ttttt 5 лет назад

      @ /r whoooossshh

    • @evilpimp2475
      @evilpimp2475 5 лет назад +2

      False, i chose spirit airlines because i needed a cheap plane ticket on very short notice. Apart from being very uncomfortable the trip was on time and that's what matters.

    • @evilpimp2475
      @evilpimp2475 5 лет назад +1

      @ I take it you live in a forest and only breathe the purest air? Studies have already shown that a cell phone is dirtier than a public restroom, we do what we can to *reduce* not eliminate exposure, as it is impossible.

    • @boxuanjiao6644
      @boxuanjiao6644 5 лет назад

      Bruh, Spirit airlines treat their passengers as prisoners

  • @ErnestJay88
    @ErnestJay88 4 года назад +265

    Fun fact :
    Leg room on JPATS planes are bigger than most budget airlines, it means prisoner have a better leg room than YOU ! yes YOU who fly with budget airlines.

    • @paulzapodeanu9407
      @paulzapodeanu9407 4 года назад +5

      Speaking from experience?

    • @ubergeek1968
      @ubergeek1968 4 года назад +40

      You are correct. I am 6'5" and have been a "passenger" on JPATS for 5 total flights. I was (even considering the waist chain, handcuffs, and shackles) more comfortable than I was on my 2001 flight on EVA Air to the Philippines. A JPATS flight is not something I would recommend, but it is not the horror show that CON-AIR made it out to be.

    • @Wheagg
      @Wheagg 2 года назад +7

      @@ubergeek1968 why have you been on 5 JPATS flights?

    • @pu239
      @pu239 2 года назад +8

      @@Wheagg touring the US, i assume

    • @Wheagg
      @Wheagg 2 года назад +1

      @@pu239 in PRISON?

  • @loganperson811
    @loganperson811 5 лет назад +1243

    I have a topic suggestion: How and why the worlds tallest buildings exist. From a financial, economical, and physical standpoint.

    • @acoow
      @acoow 5 лет назад +164

      The world's tallest buildings exist because they are not all the same height. Someone HAS to be tallest, the shortest, and the averagest.

    • @cityfans5723
      @cityfans5723 5 лет назад +42

      acoow lol that’s exactly what Sam would say

    • @humzahemani9701
      @humzahemani9701 5 лет назад +27

      seems more like something for Wendover Productions rather than HAI

    • @varana
      @varana 5 лет назад +4

      As for why: There's a reason why skyscrapers usually look like a giant d!@k. ;)

    • @User31129
      @User31129 5 лет назад +10

      It's a city notoriety and tourism promotion thing. Not much to do with actual need for office space slash residential demand. The Burj Dubai has a large amount of vacancies. The World Trade Center, rest in peace, had a large amount of vacancies.

  • @akmalazlynaziz4769
    @akmalazlynaziz4769 5 лет назад +1806

    They do this so the prisoners cant dig straight down

    • @pewdiepieisstillabadyoutub4490
      @pewdiepieisstillabadyoutub4490 5 лет назад +50

      Yes, Steal Them Of Grian’s Hermitcraft Minigame

    • @TheLiamster
      @TheLiamster 5 лет назад +49

      Well they can dig through the plane but then they will fall through the sky.

    • @angeloc1340
      @angeloc1340 5 лет назад +30

      Liam Walsh they just gotta wait until they are over a puddle of water and fall into it

    • @pewdiepieisstillabadyoutub4490
      @pewdiepieisstillabadyoutub4490 5 лет назад +1

      David King Thanks

    • @somejabroni51
      @somejabroni51 5 лет назад +6

      PewDiePie Is A Nazi So Subscribe To T-Series that’s a username right there

  • @deathtool1
    @deathtool1 5 лет назад +346

    Planes: *exist*
    Half as interesting: write that down

  • @kevinroylancephotography9437
    @kevinroylancephotography9437 5 лет назад +688

    Loved the subtle "printer codes" reference

    • @Klearence
      @Klearence 5 лет назад +4

      You mean the "audible" ad in the background?

    • @GusThePrankster
      @GusThePrankster 5 лет назад +16

      And the illegal words reference

    • @DewaKrishna_
      @DewaKrishna_ 5 лет назад +1

      @arnold jayeola his other video on how printers print secret codes

    • @betterwithrum
      @betterwithrum 5 лет назад +1

      @@DewaKrishna_ so did some research, not all printers. Go back to the early 90s and LaserJets don't have these codes

    • @rockyhermitYT
      @rockyhermitYT 4 года назад +1

      And I'm going to kill the president reference

  • @yustinj.3910
    @yustinj.3910 5 лет назад +565

    1:27 "Justice Prisoner and *Alien* Transportation System"
    Alien? Is this the planes they use to fly aliens from New Mexico to Area 51?

    • @kinga6347
      @kinga6347 5 лет назад +84

      The FBI would like to know your location

    • @Fitch93
      @Fitch93 5 лет назад +60

      No, that would be JANET out of Las Vegas, I think he has a video about them already.

    • @Chicken_o7
      @Chicken_o7 5 лет назад +16

      @@Fitch93 We all know HAI is secretly run my the government.

    • @TheDutchMitchell
      @TheDutchMitchell 5 лет назад +21

      We'll find out soon enough when we storm the place.

    • @DimasHaryoGustama
      @DimasHaryoGustama 5 лет назад +14

      Foreigners without legal documents or permit were considered as alien right?

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +96

    Prisoners need a vacation too sometimes, which is why they made this airline in the first place. Prisoners can now visit other prisons whenever they like.

  • @NickFerry
    @NickFerry 5 лет назад +148

    it's almost as though you suggest our government is wasting money - they never dare

    • @richardstraus4493
      @richardstraus4493 4 года назад +1

      Pp

    • @cobijing
      @cobijing 3 года назад +1

      doesnt matter what do they use, they will always load more money to the final bill.

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 3 года назад +2

      Reddit moment

  • @Hubcityhap
    @Hubcityhap 5 лет назад +57

    Crazy you did a video on this. We had a JPATS plane come through the airport I work at last month. We just had to fuel it. You were completely right about the grumpiest flight attendants ever. They made sure we were moving fast, not looking around the plane or bothering anyone on it. They got refuelled and left within 45 mintues.

    • @gotacallfromvishal
      @gotacallfromvishal Год назад +2

      guaranteed they assigned a dude to the flight instead of the fuel bunny who wears shorts and rolls up her sleeves *rrrrrrraaaarrrr*. nothing personal lol. i miss the ramp

  • @craigdeblock3421
    @craigdeblock3421 5 лет назад +140

    "It's sort of like connecting through Newark Airport." Sheer brilliance.

    • @vedantshah9480
      @vedantshah9480 4 года назад

      Agreed. I have had to connect through Newark a handful of times and it's been less than fun every time

    • @TheSonicsean
      @TheSonicsean 2 года назад +1

      Any excuse to dunk on Newark.

  • @chrissytheconqueror7049
    @chrissytheconqueror7049 5 лет назад +206

    Wendover: Planes
    HAI: Weird stories about the government.
    Me: *sees this video*
    Me: What is this? A crossover episode?

    • @dice4572
      @dice4572 5 лет назад +6

      Ayyyyy Bojack horseman

  • @JA-in5de
    @JA-in5de 5 лет назад +86

    Air travel (link it to almost anything) - Wendover Productions/HAI
    China (link it to almost anything) - Polymatter

    • @altair-channel
      @altair-channel 5 лет назад +11

      Akshat Jain Toyota Corolla (link it to almost anything) - RealLifeLore

  • @Snapmare_
    @Snapmare_ 5 лет назад +128

    Imagine first class prisoner seats lmao

    • @J37182
      @J37182 5 лет назад +10

      It's where they give you 2 hours of sleep and water

    • @samu-chan
      @samu-chan 5 лет назад

      lmao😐

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 4 года назад

      @@J37182 Two hours of water?
      More like 6 minutes of water and then 54 minutes and 1 hour of a body decomposing even faster than usual...

  • @TheGreatCooLite
    @TheGreatCooLite 5 лет назад +404

    Person: I'm going to kill our leader
    North Korea: Death sentence.
    US: How about you go on a plane ride with us

    • @cigmorfil4101
      @cigmorfil4101 5 лет назад +29

      On a 737-max?

    • @Smokecall
      @Smokecall 5 лет назад +24

      @@cigmorfil4101 a death sentence without the troublesome wait for a judge

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 5 лет назад +1

      Argentina likes your way of thinking. yes get in the air plane.

    • @Ptaku93
      @Ptaku93 5 лет назад +1

      Sounds like Chile and helicopter rides for commies

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 5 лет назад

      @@Ptaku93 one may have inspired the other?

  • @ZachTNT
    @ZachTNT 5 лет назад +35

    Government officials: let’s have them fly with Ryanair that will show em

  • @Yadoking-w4m
    @Yadoking-w4m 5 лет назад +27

    3:05 “absolutely ancient 26 year old plane”
    My dude. I fix KC-135s. Those are from the 50s-60s

    • @benmarchessault7289
      @benmarchessault7289 5 лет назад +3

      Yadoking Yeah, and most GA aircraft aren’t any younger than 1980, this clown in the video doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

    • @jaysmith1408
      @jaysmith1408 4 года назад +2

      Benjamin Marchessault first aircraft on which I was training, was, shit you not, older than both my instructor and I combined.

  • @thomas5
    @thomas5 5 лет назад +280

    Wow, they made Con Air into a real thing

    • @dragoonTT
      @dragoonTT 5 лет назад +14

      Air Canada's new budget line. Or their current line could pass as prisoner transport as well.

    • @CedarPinesFieldGrove
      @CedarPinesFieldGrove 5 лет назад +5

      moar malkovich

    • @andymadden8183
      @andymadden8183 5 лет назад +1

      Sounds like Ryanair.

    • @Hubcityhap
      @Hubcityhap 5 лет назад +5

      @@CedarPinesFieldGrove Cyrus the virus!

    • @haroldlawson8771
      @haroldlawson8771 5 лет назад +1

      Garrett stick with trains

  • @Shibbymatt
    @Shibbymatt 5 лет назад +36

    Can't we just ship them all to Australia like the good old days?

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 5 лет назад +1

      Or Georgia.
      Side note: Georgia was initially a prisoner colony, just like Australia. Only difference is that Georgia is better than Australia because there is a lack of many venomous snakes, deadly birds, giant kick boxers with long tails,bears that are constantly high, dinosaurs, and Australians.
      *Last part is a joke. I love y’all Aussies. Please don’t sick a cassowary or magpie on me.

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 5 лет назад

      @@howardbaxter2514 Geargia has never been a colony. it was ether a protectorate of the Russian empire or later just full on part of the USSR. And Russia does not sent criminals to Georgia. Siberia works better for that. Siberia breaks people.

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 5 лет назад +3

      sirBrouwer I meant the state of Georgia, not the country.

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 5 лет назад

      @@howardbaxter2514 you should have said so. if i read Georgia i amuse that you are talking about a country. especially when we where talking about countries. in your case that would have been the USA.

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 5 лет назад

      sirBrouwer my bad. I should have clarified that I was talking about the state.

  • @endermeap6488
    @endermeap6488 5 лет назад +42

    “Russia and China get rid of that burden of trial” Too real man, too real

  • @addaxi
    @addaxi 5 лет назад +20

    Never thought Id hear "thicc" from this channel

  • @stefmyt5062
    @stefmyt5062 5 лет назад +37

    "America's second-worst airline"
    I'm in tears from laughter!!

  • @alphaadhito
    @alphaadhito 5 лет назад +32

    4:42 So did she jailed because she failed to check the rocket staging?

  • @evanyoung2919
    @evanyoung2919 5 лет назад +55

    I hope I will get first class by raiding area 51

  • @Violent2aShadow
    @Violent2aShadow 5 лет назад +15

    "Thank you for flying prison airlines! In the unlikely event of a water landing..... You're screwed! Enjoy your flight!"

  • @compad6951
    @compad6951 5 лет назад +176

    When you plan to hijack a plane but you're already in prison

  • @NathanAlarid
    @NathanAlarid 5 лет назад +1

    I love that Audible watermark though out the entire video. Nice one HAI

  • @chinmaysutagatti540
    @chinmaysutagatti540 5 лет назад +85

    2:18 Second only to Spirit,lol😂😂😂😂

    • @User31129
      @User31129 5 лет назад +4

      My Dad worked for Spirit from like 2003-2006. It was a way different and way better airline back then. They've let it go to shit and they're just like "yeah, but you won't pay shit either." It's the Little Caesar's of airlines.

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 5 лет назад +1

      Ryanair is laughing back at them. you can be even more cheap and crappy.

    • @hammerheadmatt9987
      @hammerheadmatt9987 5 лет назад +2

      Or United

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 5 лет назад

      @@hammerheadmatt9987 united is a saint when you compare it with Ryan air

    • @Sabrintwitt3r
      @Sabrintwitt3r 4 года назад

      @@sirBrouwer in America hai said

  • @mustachewalrus
    @mustachewalrus 5 лет назад +5

    Did you ever notice how the whole video is watermarked by audible at 1% opacity, I'm not kidding, go to a visually dark part of the video and you'll see the letters faintly, like at 2:24 you can see the e and the wifi symbol.

    • @wigglebot2368
      @wigglebot2368 4 года назад

      Can't find it

    • @mustachewalrus
      @mustachewalrus 4 года назад +1

      ​@@wigglebot2368 if your monitor supports 1080p resolution or higher, turn your screen on to full brightness, pause at the dark part in 1080p, and look right of the human symbol, and you should clearly see the "e"

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher 5 лет назад +22

    They should put more prisons in the air, so that way if the criminals mess up they will crash and burn

  • @icrazyfish2661
    @icrazyfish2661 5 лет назад +3

    Since hollow points are designed to not go through the target, it would also hypothetically reduce the chances of the round going through the first target and hitting a second target. Awesome video, btw!

  • @checkmyplaylist6879
    @checkmyplaylist6879 5 лет назад +123

    0:32 Yeah, their people are morbidly thicc

  • @wesleyblum2965
    @wesleyblum2965 5 лет назад +1

    "Regularly Scheduled" is just airline pilot speak for flights operated under part 121 of title 14 of the code of federal regulations. This is differentiated from part 135 which is non-scheduled (i.e charter) and part 91 which is general operations. -a pilot

  • @eol5931
    @eol5931 5 лет назад +11

    When You've Flown Every Airline In The World, But Not This One, *Well.....*

  • @revenevan11
    @revenevan11 5 лет назад +6

    This was a pretty good video, interesting info and it made me chuckle a couple times, but I was a bit frustrated that you used the part about Piper Kerman's "review" of the airline exclusively as a sponsor transition (though it was smooth). I wanted to hear a bit about what it's like from someone with first hand experience, and what she thought about it, you could've at least put in a one sentence quote from her :(. I especially loved the shot you took at the USA's prison industry and absurd fear of welfare at the beginning though!

  • @arfn1973
    @arfn1973 5 лет назад +10

    Justice Prisoner and "Alien" Transportation System..
    Aviation-spotter we got our target.

  • @Fitch93
    @Fitch93 5 лет назад +3

    I remember in the Early 2000's the JPATS 727 would land, like clockwork, every Thursday between 11am and 1pm in Terre Haute. Was fun to see, especially since it was a 727-100 and there weren't too many of them flying in "Commercial" Service in the US.

  • @itaybron
    @itaybron 5 лет назад +6

    and in the U.K you get a ship ride for a few months to battle royale island now with killer flora and fauna expansion.

  • @Pharry_
    @Pharry_ 2 года назад +1

    I like how in the thumbnail, the windows are made of jail bars. Like wow, great job. That’ll keep the cabin pressurized.

  • @rajeevsrikar
    @rajeevsrikar 5 лет назад +14

    Prisoners must use Brilliant to escape JPATS and US Marshalls.

    • @richardyost2522
      @richardyost2522 4 года назад

      Don’t know. Never happened.

    • @wigglebot2368
      @wigglebot2368 4 года назад +1

      No, I heard one of them did it with Skillshare

  • @evanhilton279
    @evanhilton279 5 лет назад +17

    "The other thing the US is good at is being THICC" 😂😂

  • @devoted_eater567
    @devoted_eater567 5 лет назад +4

    I swear, I'm gonna die watching a HAI video about planes

  • @canadianplanespotter
    @canadianplanespotter 5 лет назад +16

    If you think 26 years old for a plane is ancient, come to Canada my friend :)

    • @kdarkwynde
      @kdarkwynde 2 года назад +1

      Here in the States, Kalitta Charters out of KYIP on Ypsilanti, MI is still flying a plane that carried the Beatles in the 1960s.
      But then, Kalitta is a "small" charter airline...

    • @canadianplanespotter
      @canadianplanespotter 2 года назад

      @@kdarkwynde I'm aware, though I didn't know of that Beatles fact! Just today actually, a Kalitta Dassault Falcon 20 (built in 1967) arrived at my home airport. That is absolutely ancient for a private jet

  • @chinmaysutagatti540
    @chinmaysutagatti540 5 лет назад +51

    Airplanes:*exist*
    Wendover Productions:Hippity Hoppity your idea is my property.

  • @Cobra6Gaming
    @Cobra6Gaming 5 лет назад +12

    Con Air is a great film man, what are you on about :D

  • @lil5713
    @lil5713 5 лет назад +3

    0:40 Explained the Tay-K situation perfectly

  • @rootshaw586
    @rootshaw586 4 года назад +1

    The transition to the ad honestly floored me 😂 I didn't expect to see OITNB here

  • @Dezbo
    @Dezbo 5 лет назад +15

    Topic: has something to do with airplanes
    Wendover productions: ITS FREE REAL ESTATE

  • @ubergeek1968
    @ubergeek1968 5 лет назад +2

    A couple of corrections and additions: First, the Marshals are NOT armed while in flight, all firearms are stored in the baggage holds and the Marshals arm themselves before allowing any inmates to exit the craft.
    Second, the flights are not segregated by sex or by affiliation, females (or trans) are seated in the front and males in the rear, with seats filled back to front. Gang rivals are separated only by seat distance (unless someone is heading to SuperMax (ADX) for gang-related offenses, which would usually mean a dedicated flight).
    Third, some JPATS planes are 737's, but a few are MD-80's. ALL are piloted by US Navy personnel.
    I know this because I have made five total JPATS flights, as a passenger.

  • @ilias8187
    @ilias8187 5 лет назад +5

    R. Kelly truly wasn’t lying when he believed he could fly.

  • @tongtalks5123
    @tongtalks5123 4 года назад +3

    Welcome onboard JPATS Flight 1786, flight time will be roughly 2 hours, 15 minutes, and flight will be landing at Fremont County Airport, where you'll get an exclusive ride to a fun destination! On behalf of the entire crew, relax and enjoy your flight.

  • @JuliKanos
    @JuliKanos 5 лет назад +13

    1:27 alien transportation system
    area 51 intensifies

    • @alialyafee4847
      @alialyafee4847 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao I didn't notice that

    • @xyzno1cancer
      @xyzno1cancer 5 лет назад

      It refers to immigrants. More often than not, the airline is used by ICE to transfer detained immigrants to Texas and drop them at the border, or fly them to the captial of countries that agree to let the US drop their citizens there directly (for countries that don't, they just drop the immigrant on a commercial flight).

    • @4thalt
      @4thalt 7 месяцев назад +1

      i love 2019

  • @zidaryn
    @zidaryn 5 лет назад +2

    You got me good. I was expecting you to talk about the conditions on the JPATS planes, but the vid ended.

  • @TheCoakbo
    @TheCoakbo 5 лет назад +4

    Some say they make these planes disappear over the Bermuda Triangle

  • @emiltoteb
    @emiltoteb 5 лет назад +1

    Every HAI video - subtle jokes that only some will understand.
    THIS VIDEO - Amazing material! Keep up, dude, keep up!

  • @michael-le
    @michael-le 5 лет назад +6

    I’m sure their landings are probably better than Ryanair’s

  • @seanwatts392
    @seanwatts392 4 года назад +1

    I did 10 years straight in federal prison. And had to ride on an airplane about 20 times and alot of long bus rides across country. They call that desiel fuel. It's a secret punishment they do to inmates. They will fly you around for weeks to months at a time non stop. Or drive from California to Georgia and back to California. It's really uncomfortable and you start loosing your mind.

  • @urcnpam
    @urcnpam 5 лет назад +13

    I used to work at a facility that housed federal inmates. The paperwork required to release an inmate to go on one of these airlifts was ridiculous. Also, it is US Marshal, not Marshall.

    • @ubergeek1968
      @ubergeek1968 5 лет назад

      I hope you weren't a SHU guard at Victorville, I may have to hate you.

    • @hometownmedic7355
      @hometownmedic7355 3 года назад

      If you’re going to be pedantic, you need to also be accurate. There is one US Marshal per district. The rest are deputy or chief deputy US Marshals.

    • @urcnpam
      @urcnpam 3 года назад

      @@hometownmedic7355 All that I was pointing out is that there are not two L's, which I notice since Marshall is my last name. I wasn't going into rank or any other designation. Talk about being pedantic...

  • @GymDanceIsMe
    @GymDanceIsMe 5 лет назад +2

    That transition from video content to Audible advert was smooth asf

  • @MarcoGPUtuber
    @MarcoGPUtuber 5 лет назад +31

    Wendover is back with another plane video! I just wonder, are we scraping the bottom of the barrel or are there more plane topics I am unaware of?

    • @abderrahmaneelmahmi7749
      @abderrahmaneelmahmi7749 5 лет назад +6

      Dude this is HAI. Get your channels right man 😒

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 5 лет назад +1

      @Earth Titan no the more topics you go in to the more you can go deeper in to it.

  • @mywindowseat
    @mywindowseat 5 лет назад +2

    I wonder what the cost of transferring one prisoner from X to Y is in this system, compared to commercial aviation. Not saying general aviation should be used, I’d just be curious.

    • @petermichaelgreen
      @petermichaelgreen 5 лет назад +1

      I'd imagine that either way a big part of the cost is the marshals. If using dedicated planes allows for a lower marshalls to prisoners ratio it could well be more economic, even if the cost per seat mile of the planes themselves was higher.

  • @hunterbruyere5052
    @hunterbruyere5052 5 лет назад +3

    Dude I was getting kinda scared we haven’t had a plane video in a month.

  • @NickyvMLP
    @NickyvMLP 2 года назад +1

    Boy this is REAL interesting for someone who lives, oh I don't know, five blocks from the Lake Charles Regional Airport.

  • @Klipik12
    @Klipik12 5 лет назад +5

    So for a country with no national airline... how many airlines does the US run?

  • @mason9879
    @mason9879 5 лет назад +1

    BLV (St. Louis) Airport is only like 15 minutes away from me. They most likely land at the connecting Airforce base (Scott Airforce Base). I will definitely look into it more because I’d like to see one land. Great video by the way!

  • @newmono7341
    @newmono7341 5 лет назад +4

    For Sam, being in plane jail isn't a terrible punishment, but a great pleasure

  • @bbt305
    @bbt305 4 года назад +1

    They move the dates and time on purpose so Noone gets any ideas. They wake u at 3 am and keep u until 11am start the trips. They even take your ‘luggage’ or property before and disconnect your phone the night before so you can not tell anyone that you leave at 3 am. Its not a fun flight. Its all hectic and stressful for the inmates and the marshals. But its for security.

  • @jasondykstra3102
    @jasondykstra3102 5 лет назад +69

    They should replace those Boeing 737-400s with the 737 MAX.

    • @nihil1
      @nihil1 5 лет назад +23

      Then call it 737 SuperMAX

    • @nocunoct
      @nocunoct 5 лет назад +17

      It would only be fair if they were to fly only people that will get a death sentence.

    • @KanyeTheGayFish69
      @KanyeTheGayFish69 5 лет назад +3

      Jason Dykstra it would be more comfortable though

    • @bigboineptune9567
      @bigboineptune9567 5 лет назад +1

      If I were in prison I would gladly take a 737 MAX flight.

    • @Tolgakanal
      @Tolgakanal 5 лет назад +5

      And the pilot??

  • @thesavagesoutherner
    @thesavagesoutherner 5 лет назад +1

    It's cool you put Oakdale, LA in there. We used to get JPATS flights on a weekly basis in Alexandria, LA. I used to have to load the plane with people. It was a really fun job.

  • @anothernumber9753
    @anothernumber9753 5 лет назад +4

    One of the prisoners takes over and says "I am the captain now"

  • @evanamster946
    @evanamster946 2 года назад +1

    At 0:57 Sam mentions a "cross company criminal road trip" which I will choose to believe inspired HAI's crime spree

  • @CloverKapel
    @CloverKapel 5 лет назад +3

    Why don't we just kickstart a HAI Airline to satisfy him😂

  • @PaulMeranda
    @PaulMeranda 5 лет назад +2

    saw a RLL video last night advertising you as "a new channel called Half As Interesting." pretty neato. best in happiness & health💙

  • @chestertse8889
    @chestertse8889 5 лет назад +3

    3:05 The 737-400 is so old that it has beard on it lol.

  • @GaryFerrao
    @GaryFerrao 2 года назад +1

    i like how the US marshalls need guns on an aeroplane, but hollow it so they don't pierce the hull if fired.

  • @zhuolixie5922
    @zhuolixie5922 5 лет назад +4

    I remembered when China Eastern's 777 was hired to return criminals from Spain... just 76 of them occupied the entire 777. I mean, how spacious will that be!

    • @gamma_dablam
      @gamma_dablam 5 лет назад +1

      Great Person except it’s a Boeing, which means it would crash 🤔

    • @zhuolixie5922
      @zhuolixie5922 5 лет назад

      Great Person that’s a boeing 777-300ER produces by Boeing company. Are you suggesting that Boeing is a Chinese company?

    • @zhuolixie5922
      @zhuolixie5922 5 лет назад

      Aayush Ganesh good god you are good at memes

  • @dawsonparker1685
    @dawsonparker1685 2 года назад +1

    The switched up times are probably security related
    wouldnt want anyone expecting regular same time flights leaving and arriving, be too easy to hijack or try to take the prisoner at ground

  • @horsthuber2076
    @horsthuber2076 5 лет назад +4

    Didn't anybody notice, that ther is an audible watermark in the background the whole video?

  • @spacelightning6587
    @spacelightning6587 5 лет назад

    Cool info, but the real star of the presentation is how smooth those video shoutouts and sponser transfer were.

  • @JeremyWS
    @JeremyWS 5 лет назад +4

    This show is educational and hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing and I learn something too.

  • @sharjk
    @sharjk 4 года назад +1

    Oklahoma city is flown to frequently because its the main transfer center. The airplane has it's own airstrip and it's own hangar, where the inmates are taken through a dark tunnel straight into the prison

  • @tehuselessguig3138
    @tehuselessguig3138 5 лет назад +12

    *Nicolas Cage intensifies*

  • @samhouston1288
    @samhouston1288 5 лет назад

    Here's a fun fact. Hollow points are not some special, super high tech mega killing thing reserved for "operators". They are cheap, common, and just about every single law enforcement agency in the US, along with almost every civilian gun owner uses them. You can buy them at any store that sells ammo.

  • @gehteuchnixan69
    @gehteuchnixan69 5 лет назад +16

    Can't be too many aviation topics left on the HIA list

  • @fersobe
    @fersobe 4 года назад

    The company I worked for used to fly JPATS for the government in Puerto Rico, St Thomas and St Croix... and often flying prisoners to Miami whenever courthouses where not available in San Juan.

  • @rocketryreuben
    @rocketryreuben 5 лет назад +4

    Lmao Emirates first class? This is the real deal for luxury.

  • @Pixaladd
    @Pixaladd Год назад +2

    HAI doesn't pay for Flightradar24?

  • @Quwertyn007
    @Quwertyn007 5 лет назад +9

    Justice Prisoner and ALIEN Transportation system????

  • @Roxx______________
    @Roxx______________ 2 года назад +2

    I did some Federal Time in the 1990's, and during my various trial and conviction stages was transferred around on a plane that was some sort of 707 or 727 with "Florida Marlins" markings on it. I guess the Feds confiscated the team plane at some point in time and put it into undercover use. The pilot I saw a few times had some sort of club foot. The plane would always lose lots of altitude suddenly for no reason and then fly back up. Or, it was just a very ruff ride with constant turbulence. Not something you appreciate when you are handcuffed and shackled. The U.S. Marshalls were always pretty nice though.

  • @melissajohnson2935
    @melissajohnson2935 5 лет назад +3

    I have a semi-personal experience with the real life "Con Air"! I have a close family member that's rode it and he was far more scared of that flight than going to federal prison 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣 p.s. if you didn't already know how fucked up the American justice system is, he was charged and convicted of a non violent MISDEMEANOR conspiracy charge, sentenced to 6 months in a federal prison camp and 1 year of probation. They flew him across the country to a federal prison for 6 months when their was literally a federal prison less than 3 hours from his home...that was also a federal prison camp.

    • @strnglhld
      @strnglhld 2 года назад

      Conspiracy to do WHAT?

  • @MRKatzz
    @MRKatzz 3 года назад +1

    We have a familiar airline like this in Europe. It's called Ryanair

  • @emiru-kun6323
    @emiru-kun6323 5 лет назад +8

    9 views and 60 likes
    *we live in the future*

    • @Cynyr
      @Cynyr 5 лет назад

      views and likes counters are not updated synchronously, both between each other, and between different youtube "cells".

  • @wetqerterterqyer
    @wetqerterterqyer 5 лет назад

    I love and hate the fact you don't pad your videos I want ten minutes but also love how concise it is!

  • @imahecc585
    @imahecc585 4 года назад +4

    "thicc"
    **trying to be a Gen Z kid**

  • @nisargdesai4759
    @nisargdesai4759 Год назад +2

    Bruh the voice sounds so different from current HAI