No One Expects Bear Cavalry - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @trashdragon7
    @trashdragon7 4 года назад +487

    “It was pulsing so we had to beat it”
    -Captainsauce 2020

  • @rossbeltdevera3977
    @rossbeltdevera3977 4 года назад +402

    Captainsauce: “DONT SHOOT OVER EACH OTHERS SHOULDERS”
    A musketeer: kills the king by shooting him in the shoulder

  • @Michaelboi319
    @Michaelboi319 4 года назад +903

    Fun fact: Some of these modded units are based off of official teased units that were either scrapped or not added yet.

    • @NotMySelfAtAll
      @NotMySelfAtAll 4 года назад +12

      Cool

    • @leolu3186
      @leolu3186 4 года назад +62

      I definitely remember seeing some bear cavalry in an ancient trailer!

    • @Smofacini
      @Smofacini 4 года назад +9

      Huh

    • @mollyball2113
      @mollyball2113 4 года назад +8

      yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

    • @elijahard1735
      @elijahard1735 4 года назад +36

      They should add the bear for the Russian faction

  • @winged_destro
    @winged_destro 4 года назад +96

    “It’s like a beyblade on LSD, it’s just a beautiful thing.” -CaptainSauce, 2020

  • @BenNewtonCliveOswald
    @BenNewtonCliveOswald 4 года назад +68

    "Helping Bilbo"
    Place one dark peasant on the blue side, and one halfling on the red side. Do everything to protect the halfling, but here's the thing, you can't place any extra units. You must use the god powers only. And, I do count slo-mo and super slo-mo as god powers, by the way.

    • @KristenRobertskris10lr
      @KristenRobertskris10lr 4 года назад +5

      That would be too easy he could just grab him and push him into the void

    • @BenNewtonCliveOswald
      @BenNewtonCliveOswald 4 года назад +2

      @@KristenRobertskris10lr True, True....

    • @gipsyavenger7345
      @gipsyavenger7345 4 года назад +2

      Probably make captainsauce not use the hand?

    • @toasthead
      @toasthead 4 года назад +1

      @@gipsyavenger7345 super slomo or time freeze and just place hundreds of ballista inside the orb that protects dark peasant

    • @watchersomwhere7175
      @watchersomwhere7175 4 года назад +1

      The dark peasant is resistant to the God hands.So it isn't totally unfair

  • @R2daBar2
    @R2daBar2 4 года назад +215

    “Not that you should put down dalmatians with hammers”
    -Captain Sauce 2020

  • @orinwalker349
    @orinwalker349 4 года назад +215

    "Comrade, we must go to kill on horse" the captinsauce army: "dogs and bears will do perfect"

  • @drblood1559
    @drblood1559 4 года назад +147

    "Till death do we part"
    1 pirate queen
    1 blackbeard
    2 reapers
    1 priest
    10 hobbits
    3 bards (the three amigos)
    (No super peasent, super boxer, dark peasent, thor, or tank)

    • @Yami_noshogun
      @Yami_noshogun 4 года назад +3

      Yes I must see that

    • @Yami_noshogun
      @Yami_noshogun 4 года назад +2

      Sean Time yea

    • @mrvoice3436
      @mrvoice3436 4 года назад +4

      Preety sure the first 3 are too expensive anyways

    • @dusktilldawn173
      @dusktilldawn173 4 года назад +2

      Just gonna say, he has to use the same amount of money your formation costs, so those no-now won’t work unless the formation costs 10million

    • @lilylal3004
      @lilylal3004 4 года назад +1

      TILL DEATH DO US PART

  • @kingconrad4577
    @kingconrad4577 4 года назад +245

    Bear jockey: appears
    Soviet anthem plays
    Everyone liked that

    • @adriannavarrete9332
      @adriannavarrete9332 4 года назад +3

      Aa the only exception

    • @thekittamers7471
      @thekittamers7471 4 года назад +4

      Actually the Soviet anthem and the current and before Russian anthem were the same.
      The before soviet, after soviet, and soviet anthem were all the same

    • @AiryAary
      @AiryAary 4 года назад +2

      @@thekittamers7471 the russian anthem is different than the soviet anthem. The starting of the russian anthem is i think "Rossiya" and the start of the soviet anthem is "Soyuz" if i am not wrong

    • @thekittamers7471
      @thekittamers7471 4 года назад +1

      Yeah but pretty much the rest of it is completely the same

    • @heatherbeegle866
      @heatherbeegle866 3 года назад +3

      Glory to the ussr

  • @barleynotfound
    @barleynotfound 4 года назад +64

    Me: goes to bed
    Cap: I t s t i m e t o u p l o a d

  • @athinancado1484
    @athinancado1484 4 года назад +397

    No one:
    Bear Jockey: THE CALVALRY IS HERE

  • @jointPounder
    @jointPounder 4 года назад +345

    I can’t blame the bear, I would be confused as heck if I had armor and someone riding on me too.

  • @zookeri5377
    @zookeri5377 4 года назад +80

    Viking Siege
    10 Berserkers
    5 Ullr
    20 Ice Archers
    4 Ballista's
    10 Valkyrie
    2 Catapults

  • @thatonepersonwhoair-dropsy268
    @thatonepersonwhoair-dropsy268 4 года назад +100

    “But the malot suggests polo” best scentence in human history

  • @TheNopster753
    @TheNopster753 4 года назад +62

    someone should make a unit called 'a good boi' and its john wicks dog and when you kill the dog, a bunch of john wicks rain down from the sky
    edit: smelling

    • @j.hawkins8779
      @j.hawkins8779 4 года назад +3

      **DIES**

    • @chaoticsilver8442
      @chaoticsilver8442 3 года назад +3

      One John Wick, but he's *angey* at having his dog killed. Perhaps this can be represented by having him have the effect of being cheered on, relative to a standard John Wick, so he's a rapid-firing, fast moving, John Wick.
      Or, alternatively, every time one of the dogs die, any Johns on the same team get powered up. Perhaps automatically focusing on the dog's killer.

    • @the05council61
      @the05council61 2 года назад +1

      No when 1 dog dies 1 john spawns with 2 full auto rifles

  • @captainpaccon8280
    @captainpaccon8280 4 года назад +39

    Already said this in a different comment
    My army: The harvesting
    2 harvesters
    1 reaper in between the 2 harvesters
    10 yarls or 20 brawlers
    And 15 samurai
    Hope you choose my army and hope you win if you choose my army
    Please put on medeviel 1

  • @TheManWithNoPlan-MrOOF
    @TheManWithNoPlan-MrOOF 4 года назад +140

    "What if there was bear cavalry?"
    Me: *Laughs in Far Cry Primal*

    • @n7kie269
      @n7kie269 4 года назад +3

      Its not bad or anything but i dont get why people say "Me:" when they dont actually need it, its just weird to me

    • @flamewolf2936
      @flamewolf2936 4 года назад +3

      Oh god *speaks Russian*

    • @BreakFromTheAds69
      @BreakFromTheAds69 4 года назад +10

      @@n7kie269 it's called a meme format you uncultured normie

    • @BreakFromTheAds69
      @BreakFromTheAds69 4 года назад +5

      Also yes, i like that game and i like the meme 10/10

    • @n7kie269
      @n7kie269 4 года назад +1

      @@BreakFromTheAds69 it was just an opinion?

  • @franceferret5137
    @franceferret5137 4 года назад +26

    Can we talk about how under-represented the samurai giant is? Seriously, I haven't seen him in ages.

  • @professorxivass
    @professorxivass 3 года назад +10

    CptSauce: “This is the equivalent driving into battle on a tank and shooting people with your BB gun.”
    Me: “So.....the other guy on the tank unit”

  • @engineerbutwithoutgoggles6940
    @engineerbutwithoutgoggles6940 4 года назад +9

    "Do squires become knights through training or rampant steroid abuse" Actually, in medieval times, squires were 14 years old, so all of those people you kill all the time are just kids.

  • @whippyjeans6008
    @whippyjeans6008 4 года назад +63

    “Oh we win, did we though”
    -No General Ever

  • @SkamDrank08
    @SkamDrank08 4 года назад +44

    “It was pulsing, so I had to beat it - Captain sauce 2020

  • @lamaduckie932
    @lamaduckie932 4 года назад +164

    “Mother Russia”
    5 Ivan
    10 bears
    30 peasants

    • @the-anhpham3364
      @the-anhpham3364 4 года назад +2

      O7

    • @redsoldier3264
      @redsoldier3264 4 года назад +5

      No, 50-100 peasants

    • @TheHunterFromBloodborne
      @TheHunterFromBloodborne 4 года назад +3

      Good comrade yes, yes this is a good recomendentation.

    • @He_is_armed.
      @He_is_armed. 4 года назад +4

      Ay, Comrade what are ye doin with them peasants? They need to be farming potatoes!

    • @TheHunterFromBloodborne
      @TheHunterFromBloodborne 4 года назад +3

      @@He_is_armed. just leave them to the bears they look hungry, and i think we all agree with non of us getting eaten, right?

  • @washingpepe2522
    @washingpepe2522 4 года назад +18

    The reason why sometimes the werewolf attacks his allies is because the werewolf was transformed again by the rune mages

  • @Bobby_mc52
    @Bobby_mc52 4 года назад +44

    The reason that there are more werewolves is because the runemages end up transforming werewolves into other werewolves and then they get glitches into two werewolves.

  • @youraveragenerd5148
    @youraveragenerd5148 4 года назад +141

    Bear: Whinnie
    Mammoth: Snuffy
    Halfling: Canonfodder

    • @Silverhand20203
      @Silverhand20203 4 года назад +4

      Thats canon for sure

    • @TheOneWhoAsked123
      @TheOneWhoAsked123 4 года назад +4

      Love it

    • @greatgiant2462
      @greatgiant2462 4 года назад +7

      Welcome to the SCP foundation Halfling... You will be a D-class and under Captain Sauce's autority! Hopefully your first battle will not be against a god.

    • @Darigosh
      @Darigosh 4 года назад +3

      Peasants: Bob

    • @astroidadams5456
      @astroidadams5456 4 года назад +4

      Naked guy: Fluffles

  • @fayelawson6804
    @fayelawson6804 4 года назад +67

    Idea:
    “Western john wick” (or wick of the west)
    Quickdraw with 15 cheerleaders and don’t use ranged units, cap

    • @AtomicWaffle
      @AtomicWaffle 4 года назад +7

      3 cheerleader is enough. More than that and he will launch himself into space

    • @Melancholic_Choir
      @Melancholic_Choir 4 года назад

      @@AtomicWaffle he would probably enjoy that

  • @Guhhhshhhsgwhsvhz
    @Guhhhshhhsgwhsvhz 4 года назад +29

    2019=highly advanced guns 2020=soviet bear cavalry

    • @Yami_noshogun
      @Yami_noshogun 4 года назад +1

      Cannon Rowe yep you summed it up

    • @tormentor950
      @tormentor950 4 года назад

      Actually back then in I think ww2? Maybe I dunno it’s been a while since I’ve heard it but there was a bear that fought along side of soldiers

    • @zachbatsford
      @zachbatsford 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @NotMySelfAtAll
      @NotMySelfAtAll 4 года назад +1

      2021: Hold my beer

    • @spirited_wall_titan
      @spirited_wall_titan Год назад

      @@NotMySelfAtAll 2023 hold me vodka comrade

  • @etienneleroi9515
    @etienneleroi9515 4 года назад +18

    I hope this won’t mean the end of TABS, it’s your greatest series maybe.

  • @FFangsYt
    @FFangsYt 4 года назад +13

    Captain Sauce: “Is it a good time to ask what a bear jockey is”
    Me: what, have u never seen one before? It’s not weird or anything...

    • @b-17theflyingfortress
      @b-17theflyingfortress 4 года назад +1

      Just another day in mother Russia

    • @FFangsYt
      @FFangsYt 4 года назад +1

      @@b-17theflyingfortress is that a real thing or a meme?

    • @b-17theflyingfortress
      @b-17theflyingfortress 4 года назад

      @@FFangsYt It's a meme, if you're wondering why it's because bears are the national animal that symbolize russia.

    • @FFangsYt
      @FFangsYt 4 года назад +1

      @@b-17theflyingfortress I know that, but is it still in use, the bear jockey

    • @b-17theflyingfortress
      @b-17theflyingfortress 4 года назад

      @@FFangsYt Not really cause if you try it irl the bear will just shake you off but the reason why the bear jockey exist is kinda like a russian version of Donald Trump riding a T-rex.

  • @baranjan6969
    @baranjan6969 4 года назад +19

    imagine after getting trained as a spearman against armoured horses for years or maybe decades suddenly you find out enemy has a bear

    • @accountusername7900
      @accountusername7900 4 года назад +2

      *armored

    • @jaydenthomas4579
      @jaydenthomas4579 4 года назад +4

      @@accountusername7900 no he's corect

    • @BreakFromTheAds69
      @BreakFromTheAds69 4 года назад +2

      @@accountusername7900 yeah he's correct, that's sad when you try to correct someone and get it wrong, now go drown in your little puddle of shame buddy

    • @mr.bluefox3511
      @mr.bluefox3511 4 года назад

      Or, some Norse-men riding over-side Wolf ... wedding 2 axes.

    • @TAOEXPRESS
      @TAOEXPRESS 4 года назад

      @@BreakFromTheAds69 I think both you and Jayden are wrong but right at the same time, right in the sense that there wasn't really anything wrong at first, but wrong in the sense that he's saying to put "armored" in the comment, like this "suddenly you find out the enemy has an armored bear" so yeah

  • @danielauen7790
    @danielauen7790 4 года назад +163

    401 comments and we're only a minute in lmao.

  • @Eatmynoodles428
    @Eatmynoodles428 4 года назад +60

    Bear"appears"
    Soviet union"intensifies"

  • @crazylegs299
    @crazylegs299 4 года назад +19

    Captainsauce: I cant use the runesheild in this level
    Any sane person: *turns on 'unlock all units' setting*

  • @R3DR3X55
    @R3DR3X55 4 года назад +14

    Real life knights: TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN, Tabs knights: DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS

  • @apuffofpink8484
    @apuffofpink8484 4 года назад +76

    “How about something a little more distracting..?”
    There should be a Henry Stickmin reference in there somewhere

  • @facelessfear2229
    @facelessfear2229 4 года назад +7

    Everyone: I wonder what’s going to happen in raft chapter 2
    Cap: funny bear roar

  • @taniabettencourt8983
    @taniabettencourt8983 4 года назад +14

    “Rock concert”
    -lots of bards
    -lots of rock throwers with cheerleaders

  • @cans7683
    @cans7683 4 года назад +14

    "How will they fair against a bear" - Captainsauce 2020

  • @TK3477
    @TK3477 4 года назад +3

    XD i love how he was like there are 101 domations and the bear was like silence amigo and rekted them

  • @rubberducks6844
    @rubberducks6844 4 года назад +6

    I laughed at the Bear Jockey, it's just a awesome mod. Then when the bear crowd surfed the units I lost my mind. 😂

  • @lukehubchen6160
    @lukehubchen6160 4 года назад +65

    I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again how in the world does he only Have 1.86 million subscribers

  • @roceythecatbg2846
    @roceythecatbg2846 4 года назад +8

    Cap: why do you need a weapon?
    Jockey and wobbly horse riders: you
    Wouldn't get it.

  • @Valopias
    @Valopias 4 года назад +13

    Poor horse who literally got broken by the bear jockey's hammer

    • @kharnyx8884
      @kharnyx8884 4 года назад +1

      Please, you can't break what's already broken, besides, how do you break rubber?

    • @Valopias
      @Valopias 4 года назад +1

      No no he's got a point...

    • @astroidadams5456
      @astroidadams5456 4 года назад +2

      Not broken, blazeguy 404. Liquefy is more of the term

  • @godricktheminecrafted3113
    @godricktheminecrafted3113 4 года назад +13

    “It’s high noon, again”
    QuickDraw but you can only use one unit

    • @thetarr2
      @thetarr2 4 года назад +1

      @@F1rstNameLastName u do know the quick draw shoots like 5 bullets

    • @brothsipper-h5o
      @brothsipper-h5o 4 года назад

      He shoots 6.

    • @godricktheminecrafted3113
      @godricktheminecrafted3113 4 года назад

      First name Last name one

    • @RailwayRonny
      @RailwayRonny 4 года назад

      You can use shogun, because if I recall, he can deflect 9 projectiles at a time

    • @godricktheminecrafted3113
      @godricktheminecrafted3113 4 года назад

      Turtle Gaming it has to cost 1200 or less
      Shogun is over twice that

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 4 года назад +9

    Cap, the Waltz of the Wizard community misses you. If you do VR again, prove yourself as the true VR Wizard

  • @bunnymarshal9259
    @bunnymarshal9259 4 года назад +5

    "oh yeah that's a broken wobbly horse"
    Me: aren't they already as broken as all your poly bridge bridges ever did be?

  • @lilylal3004
    @lilylal3004 4 года назад +9

    Sauce with his first move:
    "When in doubt,snuffy it out."
    FENRIR? FENRIR?
    * Mukuro ikusaba intensifies*

    • @AceFuzzLord
      @AceFuzzLord 4 года назад +1

      Mukuro Ikusaba
      The 16th student
      The one they call The Ultimate Despair
      Hiding somewhere in this school
      Watch out for her

    • @lilylal3004
      @lilylal3004 4 года назад +2

      @@AceFuzzLord LMAO SOMEONE KNOWS

    • @IveGotANaggingFear
      @IveGotANaggingFear 4 года назад

      i see your a man of culture as well

    • @IveGotANaggingFear
      @IveGotANaggingFear 4 года назад

      but seriously when he said fenrir i automatically thought of danganronpa

  • @5w863
    @5w863 3 года назад +4

    English has horses. America has wolves. Russians has bears

  • @probablysnic
    @probablysnic 4 года назад +2

    "swing or death" 1 reaper 10 berserkers 3 Pirate Queens 8 kings

  • @springtrap-1093
    @springtrap-1093 4 года назад +5

    Bonkers army: 30 musketeers 20 halberds 15 ice giants

  • @pabbbesst61632
    @pabbbesst61632 4 года назад +6

    " Fight for the ages"
    Calvary and Jouster
    vs
    Bear Jockey and Reaver

  • @lamaduckie932
    @lamaduckie932 4 года назад +12

    “The Avengers”
    1 ice giant
    1 Thor
    1 shield
    1 Zeus
    1 poacher
    1 pirate queen

    • @emmalottie3346
      @emmalottie3346 4 года назад

      Would a pirate queen work for Black Widow?

    • @tinenatink
      @tinenatink 4 года назад

      It would be cool especially, with a pirate queen as black widow.

    • @BoyMadeOfCardBoard
      @BoyMadeOfCardBoard 4 года назад +1

      Why zeus

    • @lamaduckie932
      @lamaduckie932 4 года назад +1

      @@BoyMadeOfCardBoard Ironman

    • @lamaduckie932
      @lamaduckie932 4 года назад

      @@tinenatink ok, I’ll add it

  • @gokarts1011
    @gokarts1011 4 года назад +10

    The weaklings:
    1 hobbit vs 1 peasent

  • @kanineking4158
    @kanineking4158 4 года назад +6

    "Wonder how ranged units would BEAR against the BEAR." -CaptainSauce 2020

  • @babycystlwrlddd4491
    @babycystlwrlddd4491 4 года назад +13

    Captainsauce: He broke that wobbly back
    Sauce a few months ago: The wobbly horse is made out of rubber

  • @highfivedog2336
    @highfivedog2336 4 года назад +3

    19:09
    By far the coolest move I have ever seen

  • @hatstorm1097
    @hatstorm1097 4 года назад +12

    Game: has a prominent female character with a male main character
    Cap: “Pls smash?”

  • @MRMULPI-EXE
    @MRMULPI-EXE 4 года назад +1

    Primal fear:
    20:raptors
    30:cavemen
    17:chefton
    3:momaths

  • @oliverhawley9445
    @oliverhawley9445 4 года назад +2

    Alright bear cavalry are good and all, but what we need is a war snuffy. Mammoth cavalry would be broken.

  • @Fuzzymutt19
    @Fuzzymutt19 4 года назад +8

    World war wobbly:
    1 tank
    5 musketeers
    20 peasants ( as soldiers )
    You have to have 1 wobbly horse on your team to win. (And win)
    Backstory; After the debate, Wobbly west won. The non wobbly believers were very upset and declared war. Now you and the wobbly horses are going to war too.
    If you see this finish DDLC, you started a play through and never finished it.

  • @lukegulley6838
    @lukegulley6838 4 года назад +4

    i almost died laughing from the start of the video

  • @Dark_Slayer3000
    @Dark_Slayer3000 4 года назад +3

    3:12 Zeus just shot the other zeus by accident lmao

  • @endlesstriplc2972
    @endlesstriplc2972 4 года назад +2

    18:49 0.25 speed: that wolf rider just neo's right under that cavalries's weapon (btw if u dont know who neo is hes the guy from the matrix played by keano reaves)

  • @tinenatink
    @tinenatink 4 года назад +1

    I said tjhis before, but little flying things 22 vampires in the front, 24 scarecrows in mid back and 2 couples consisting of candle men and cheerleaders lined up with the scarecrows. Plus, you can't use any artillery. Like so, cap can see.

  • @Ofxzh
    @Ofxzh 4 года назад +10

    I got this mod unit idea.
    Skeleton prince:
    M1: throws a bone that explodes.
    Space bar: summons 2 skeleton archers.
    M2: strikes with a blunt sword, healing for some of the damage dealt.

    • @slender1235
      @slender1235 4 года назад

      then a skeleton king if theres a prince

    • @depressedmole39
      @depressedmole39 4 года назад

      Nice. I feel like this unit would cost about 950-1450 points.

  • @phuctrongtran9432
    @phuctrongtran9432 4 года назад +39

    “All the animals”
    15 all kind of horses
    10 mammoths and bears
    15 raptors and raptor riders and 10 other animals
    And 19 musketeers and balloon archers and 20 snake archers and clams
    And u can only use (NOT giant)melee units only

  • @The0therGuy
    @The0therGuy 4 года назад +16

    The final battle: One Punch man vs The dark peseant

    • @stewiefamilyguy
      @stewiefamilyguy 4 года назад +1

      One punch man obliterates dark peasant but still a cool fight

    • @brothsipper-h5o
      @brothsipper-h5o 4 года назад +1

      I’m pretty sure the dark peasant can actually beat one punch man, if it’s in tabs that is.

    • @adrianbridgeman8769
      @adrianbridgeman8769 4 года назад

      @@stewiefamilyguy Yes, one punch man can lose.

    • @imortal6969
      @imortal6969 4 года назад +1

      One punch man would win his health bar doesnt move while the dark peasants does slightly

    • @Timothy2k17
      @Timothy2k17 4 года назад

      Bruh same

  • @rocketttroll5738
    @rocketttroll5738 4 года назад +1

    Rain of Terror
    2 Yhatchas
    8 gun slingers
    2 gattling guns
    40 cheerleaders

  • @zarudegaming4427
    @zarudegaming4427 3 года назад +3

    16:56 the king spun that musket around

  • @MgaDrkSkll
    @MgaDrkSkll 4 года назад +4

    Captain: YOU CAN’T JUST USE A BEAR AS A WEAPON
    the jockey: haha beargo bearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • @07philip
    @07philip 4 года назад +13

    The Bear Jockey is basically how Americans think Russia is.

  • @lacast7376
    @lacast7376 4 года назад +15

    I just had an idea of how to “defeat” one punch man, put some math guys in the same team as one punch man and posses one punch man, maybe you can break him?

  • @josephbogren444
    @josephbogren444 3 года назад +3

    “Wonder if ranged units could bear a bear”
    Me: pun intended

  • @dantheman718
    @dantheman718 4 года назад +3

    I'm honestly a little disappointed.
    He didn't make the Bear Jockeys and Reavers Fight each other ;-;

  • @Zman-gf7fn
    @Zman-gf7fn 4 года назад +53

    “Quick think of something funny to say!”
    Everyone in the comments.

  • @splatthepoisondartfrog1898
    @splatthepoisondartfrog1898 4 года назад +5

    "before their sculls became pudding"
    - sauce 2020

  • @ISplimeI
    @ISplimeI 4 года назад +8

    [Verse]
    Well, I won't see you around
    I'll slip away into sweet and somber
    'Cause you can knock me down
    But I will only come back stronger
    [Pre-Chorus]
    Run from me and don't hurt
    This could be our last word
    [Chorus]
    Please, don't let me become a monster
    Say you won't let go, I can't last much longer
    Please, don't let me become a monsterWhen full moon light shines I will explode like thunder
    [Buildup]
    Explode like thunder
    Please don't let me become a monster
    [Drop]
    Please don't let me
    Explode like thunder
    [Verse]
    Well, I won't see you around
    I'll slip away into sweet and somber
    'Cause you can knock me down
    But I will only come back stronger

  • @pillse
    @pillse 4 года назад +2

    Who else is disappointed that the wobbly horse lost to a stupid bear?

  • @colingreen1006
    @colingreen1006 4 года назад +2

    *sees bear rider*
    USSR ANTHEM INTENSIFIES

  • @xthefell9658
    @xthefell9658 4 года назад +3

    13:08 NOBODY WAS THINKING THAT!!

  • @sulfurnitride
    @sulfurnitride 4 года назад +43

    Hello have a great day

  • @transandpansanimation7020
    @transandpansanimation7020 4 года назад +13

    YES, JUST,
    YYYYYYAAAAASSSSSS
    Who else misses the GG outro

  • @theincredible5379
    @theincredible5379 4 года назад +1

    Captain sauce laughing or giggling is precious. He has that innocent vibe ngl

  • @brainstorm623
    @brainstorm623 4 года назад

    The sight of a woolly mammoth slowly sinking into a Venetian canal isn't something that should make me laugh as much as it does.

  • @tyler8364
    @tyler8364 4 года назад +41

    We need an episode with the Russian anthem the whole time even if it's just quiet...

  • @coalisthicc
    @coalisthicc 4 года назад +35

    I want to see more of my beautiful paper smile

  • @tomrichmond8388
    @tomrichmond8388 4 года назад +3

    Battle idea
    “Tabs orgy time “
    Surrounded by 50 vampires and 19 Cupid’s

  • @Temmie665.9
    @Temmie665.9 4 года назад

    5:56 Werewolf overboard! Get the rescue wobbly horse.
    7:33 NO SNUFFY! 😢
    8:00 Chariot horse nod
    12:40 DOG PILE!
    18:46 WHY IS THAT HORSE HAVING A BABY?

  • @geeklingc7848
    @geeklingc7848 3 года назад +1

    The mother land returns with a bigger army and some un-BEAR-able jokes

  • @thatonekid3219
    @thatonekid3219 4 года назад +5

    No one:
    Not even captain sauce:
    Calvary: BEAR IS HERE

    • @RobinRhombus2
      @RobinRhombus2 4 года назад

      I think you forgot about landfall

  • @ArmatusTheGreat
    @ArmatusTheGreat 4 года назад +13

    Beware: dont go further it’s all bots!

    • @LemonSmug
      @LemonSmug 4 года назад +1

      'Wait, it's all bots?"
      Always has been.

  • @gaelsaucedo3487
    @gaelsaucedo3487 4 года назад +4

    0:04 what song is this I keep hearing it

    • @Histography1453
      @Histography1453 2 года назад +1

      1944
      (mp3)
      Союз нерушимый республик свободных
      Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
      Да здравствует созданный волей народов
      Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
      Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
      Дружбы, народов надежный оплот!
      Знамя советское, знамя народное
      Пусть от победы, к победе ведет!
      Soiuz nerushimyj respublik svobodnykh
      Splotila naveki Velikaia Rus.
      Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov
      Edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
      Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe,
      Druzhby, narodov nadezhnyj oplot!
      Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe
      Pust ot pobedy, k pobede vedet!
      Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
      И Ленин великий нам путь озарил.
      Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу
      На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.
      Славься, Отечество чаше свободное,
      Счастья народов надежный оплот!
      Знамя советское, знамя народное
      Пусть от победы к победе ведет!
      Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody,
      I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril.
      Nas vyrastil Stalin - na vernost narodu
      Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil.
      Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe,
      Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot!
      Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe
      Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedet!
      Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях,
      Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем!
      Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений,
      Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем!
      Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
      Славы народов надежный оплот!
      Знамя советское, знамя народное
      Пусть от победы к победе ведет!
      My armiiu nashu rastili v srazheniakh,
      Zakhvatchikov podlykh s dorogi smetem!
      My v bitvakh reshaem sudbu pokolenij,
      My k slave Otchiznu svoiu povedem!
      Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe,
      Slavy narodov nadezhnyj oplot!
      Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe
      Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedet!
      1977
      (mp3)
      Союз нерушимый республик свободных
      Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
      Да здравствует созданный волей народов
      Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
      Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
      Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
      Партия Ленина - сила народная
      Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
      Soiuz nerushimyj respublik svobodnykh
      Splotila naveki Velikaia Rus.
      Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov
      Edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
      Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe,
      Druzhby narodov nadiozhnyj oplot!
      Partiia Lenina - sila narodnaia
      Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vediot!
      Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
      И Ленин великий нам путь озарил,
      На правое дело он поднял народы,
      На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.
      Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
      Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
      Партия Ленина - сила народная
      Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
      Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody,
      I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril,
      Na pravoe delo on podnial narody,
      Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil.
      Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe,
      Druzhby narodov nadiozhnyj oplot!
      Partiia Lenina - sila narodnaia
      Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vediot!
      В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма
      Мы видим грядущее нашей страны
      И Красному знамени славной Отчизны
      Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны!
      Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
      Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
      Партия Ленина - сила народная
      Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
      V pobede bessmertnykh idej kommunizma
      My vidim griadushchee nashej strany
      I Krasnomu znameni slavnoj Otchizny
      My budem vsegda bezzavetno verny!
      Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe,
      Druzhby narodov nadiozhnyj oplot!
      Partiia Lenina - sila narodnaia
      Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vediot!
      English translation (of the 1944 version)
      (mp3)
      United forever in friendship and labour,
      Our mighty republics will ever endure.
      The Great Soviet Union will live through the ages.
      The dream of a people their fortress secure.
      Long live our Soviet motherland,
      Built by the people's mighty hand.
      Long live our people, united and free.
      Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
      Long may our crimson flag inspire,
      Shining in glory for all men to see.
      Through days dark and stormy where Great Lenin lead us
      Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above
      And Stalin our leader with faith in the people,
      Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
      Long live our Soviet motherland,
      Built by the people's mighty hand.
      Long live our people, united and free.
      Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
      Long may our crimson flag inspire,
      Shining in glory for all men to see.
      We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
      And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
      Our glory will live in the memory of nations
      And all generations will honour her name.
      Long live our Soviet motherland,
      Built by the people's mighty hand.
      Long live our people, united and free.
      Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
      Long may our crimson flag inspire,
      Shining in glory for all men to see.
      English translation (of the 1977 version)
      Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics,
      Great Russia has welded forever to stand.
      Created in struggle by will of the people,
      United and mighty, our Soviet land!
      Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
      Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
      O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
      To Communism's triumph lead us on!
      Through tempests the sunrays of freedom have cheered us,
      Along the new path where great Lenin did lead.
      To a righteous cause he raised up the peoples,
      Inspired them to labour and valourous deed.
      Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
      Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
      O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
      To Communism's triumph lead us on!
      In the victory of Communism's immortal ideal,
      We see the future of our dear land.
      And to her fluttering scarlet banner,
      Selflessly true we always shall stand!
      Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
      Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
      O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
      To Communism's triumph lead us on!

    • @MrDoggoCraft
      @MrDoggoCraft Год назад

      A bit late
      It's the Soviet anthem

  • @Ugh718
    @Ugh718 2 года назад +1

    So anyone notice the music at 11:23/11:24?No?Just me?Ok then lol

  • @Randomness7175
    @Randomness7175 4 года назад

    13:32 the bear: you looking at me! Damn right you are. XDXDXD

  • @aeughdphish
    @aeughdphish 4 года назад +4

    "Norse gods"
    1 Odin(modded)
    1 Thor(modded)
    1 Thor(Legacy update)
    1 Ullr (Secret unit)
    Viking 1 map
    Equal amount of money, no artillery

  • @Pepsi19260
    @Pepsi19260 2 месяца назад +3

    Well well well

  • @deathbear5953
    @deathbear5953 4 года назад +8

    I WAS WAITING

  • @keedthatsbad3378
    @keedthatsbad3378 Год назад

    16:55 that backflip the musketeer did tho😂

  • @sawyerglauser5236
    @sawyerglauser5236 2 дня назад

    15:31 just as cap said the Haybailers are useless the last standing Haybailer singlehandedly pushed two knights off the cliff