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@@TolarianCommunityCollege Considering how you're a long time fan of LoadingReadyRun, and that their type of humor is similar to Door Monster's, I guess I should've expected you to have also been a big fan of Door Monster.
"Geth do not use windows. They're structural weaknesses." Whoever The Collective is, I am now picturing them as Legion thanks to the hive mind comment.
@@isaiahf-d846 you practically search the card into the computer it tells you "yeah this is a 200$ bill have fun you filthy scoundrel" and go sell it to someone
I think the fact that the Sol Ring that gets accidentally flipped while she shuffles causes me stress because it’s not modern legal shows I have a problem.
As my knowledge of Magic the Gathering is summed up by “its a card game that involves manna for some reason”, I can only imagine that this is what ever game of Magic is like.
The original un-sets were sorta like this, having cards that made your opponent get you drinks or stopped them from saying a certain word. Also, magic uses mana as its primary resource, and it'swhat you use to play cards. You get it by drawing mana from the leylines of the land (represented by tapping A.K.A turning your cards 90 degrees, indicating that it has been used) There are 5 colors of mana: white, blue, black, red and green and each color has it's own strengths and weaknesses
@@marvinhubregtse5776 well yugioh is objectively the harder and deeper game... subjectively the better one as well Doesn't mean magic is not a fun cute card game
@@marcgehrmann5203 "To be fair, you have to have a pretty high IQ to understand Yugioh..." And I'm not going to finish that meme because I'm getting sick of it.
As an ex-Yugioh Player, I see Dredge Decks as easily understandable. A more on-theme version of the old Lightsworn Archetype. And I just wanna say the YGO is in dire need of keywords. Those stupidly long paragraphs of text can be reduced to like 6 words...
I'm pretty sure the sense of achievement I had from knowing all these cards beforehand indicates that I have a problem. (Yes, even *Bronze Bombshell* . I was looking for things to put in Zedruu EDH. It didn't make the cut.)
With the Professor's appearance in this sketch, we are one degree of separation away from the Door Monster/LoadingReadyRun crossover I've been dreaming of.
Just imagine it a Loading Ready Rumble putting the best of LRR's characters against the best of Door Monster's in a bloody free-for-all culminating in a final showdown pitting Graham against Kyle. It would be glorious!
1. I didnt recognize the prof until he started speaking 2. I forgot how brutal magic cards sound lol i mean murder to me is just a 3 mana kill spell, its been a minute before I spared a thought about the name XD
I feel like kyle was just teleported there at the beginning of the video and was unable to see the magic happening, so instead, he took all the things the other judge was saying literally and tried talking through it.
The Professor is a long time fan of LoadingReadyRun, and their type of humor is similar to Door Monster's. I guess I should've expected him to also be a big fan of Door Monster.
I love the MTG videos they are awesome especially since I just got into the game recently and I actually understand the references. Great video @DoorMonster
Damn, there was a sketch (in Frost report or something similar - can't find it now), called Tennis, about a couple who were going thru a breakup and a greek chorus, consisting of Marty Feldman and somebody else (I think...), announcing the score after each line.
It doesn't matter. The fact that they can use the names of Magic cards as representations of a domestic argument in a relationship. That's really the joke here.
Having played only a single game of Magic, I honestly couldn't tell whether any/all of those cards were real or not. I'm curious whether this chain of events (just the cards, not the, ah, arguement) could actually happen in a game; and whether something similar is what inspired this skit.
I'm pretty sure they are all real cards. The fact that they can use the names of Magic cards as representations of a domestic argument in a relationship... That's really the joke here.
The RUclips API doesn't always produce accurate results because they have multiple servers handling this. Numberphile did a video on it. ruclips.net/video/oIkhgagvrjI/видео.html
This hurts so much to watch as an MTG player. She cast Condescend for X=0, with a single red mana and still countered the spell!! And who the fuck plays Bronze Bombshell?!?
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Door Monster it was an absolute blast! Thanks for having me.
@@TolarianCommunityCollege Considering how you're a long time fan of LoadingReadyRun, and that their type of humor is similar to Door Monster's, I guess I should've expected you to have also been a big fan of Door Monster.
I was gonna ask: how do you feature an entire college in a four person sketch?
Kyle playing his second most natural role: the generally concerned peacemaker.
His most natural: the exhausted workaholic.
YunsAvatar Those two sentences describe Steven Universe
Corporate asked me to tell them the difference between these two images. They're the same picture.
Oh I get it, Allison was so edgy that she wasn't even in this skit...
...and neither was the edge-meter!
@@gravijta936 I do refrain from doing an Edge Meter for her unless she shows up or does something that influences the video.
This is the best way to have any kind of argument
Why do I only ever see you on this channel? Do you now watch anything else?
@@deathtaall We watch plenty, we're just not as active on other channels
You dont have to argument if you are a connected hive mind
@@ProfTuNichts An argument would imply conflict. This is merely answering a question
"Geth do not use windows. They're structural weaknesses." Whoever The Collective is, I am now picturing them as Legion thanks to the hive mind comment.
I now know what people who've never played Civilization must have felt trying to figure out what was happening during the rise of the Boat Mormons.
I now get how people feel when they see a game they don't understand.
Explain! : )
things are happening I don't know what but they're funny
"I'm just gonna stream arena"
Truer words have never been spoken
This is why we don't do game night anymore Nadine
Honestly we should've just stopped after the third casualty...
thought the punchline was going to be that Kyle thought he was commentating an actual peacekeeping conference between international leaders lol
I thought pretty much the exact same!
I have little idea about magic the gathering so I'm going to assume this is exactly how it works
This is actually pretty accurate. Besides judges making sloppy calls, that is.
Well, apart from the murder. That only happens ever *other* game.
Kyle Hart nope that’s probably the most accurate part
@@ravensshade or simic fog control and his wincon is milling you
@@ravensshade if taken out of context, you have america
Dang, bribing the judge with a Jace just to let a Go for the Throat through? Not worth it, dude
The judge doesn't even know what to do with Jace too
@@isaiahf-d846 you practically search the card into the computer it tells you "yeah this is a 200$ bill have fun you filthy scoundrel" and go sell it to someone
I think the fact that the Sol Ring that gets accidentally flipped while she shuffles causes me stress because it’s not modern legal shows I have a problem.
Ben Vidmar-McEwen lol, im not the only one!!!🤣🤣🤣
They never said they were playing modern
As my knowledge of Magic the Gathering is summed up by “its a card game that involves manna for some reason”, I can only imagine that this is what ever game of Magic is like.
The original un-sets were sorta like this, having cards that made your opponent get you drinks or stopped them from saying a certain word.
Also, magic uses mana as its primary resource, and it'swhat you use to play cards. You get it by drawing mana from the leylines of the land (represented by tapping A.K.A turning your cards 90 degrees, indicating that it has been used) There are 5 colors of mana: white, blue, black, red and green and each color has it's own strengths and weaknesses
Most games are interrupted when we eat our manna. I've yet to see one to conclusion, but man do I love my sky bread.
@@daanjamo
imagine having a resource system
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@ENCHANTMEN Imagine only being allowed to play five creatures.
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Imagine being able to play Magic the Gathering
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"No no that was a jace the mind sculptor"
id never give up one of those, even to win a massive tournament
I was starting to wonder where the girl who played Nadine had gone. She's got great timing and delivery and I don't remember seeing her in a while.
That's Rachel, she has a full time job as a teacher and is probably busier than all of us. You might be seeing her in some more sketches soon, though!
Ironically she barely spoke in this one!
@@DoorMonster except Kyle
"thats your brother, he plays yu-gi-o"
truly, the worst insult in Magic history
to be fair it is widely accepted that yugioh is a complex rule riddeld mess
makes magic seem simpel and straight forward
@@marvinhubregtse5776 MTG's rules are well defined and not excessively difficult to understand. Yu-Gi-Oh's rules about missed timings alone are not.
@@marvinhubregtse5776 well yugioh is objectively the harder and deeper game... subjectively the better one as well
Doesn't mean magic is not a fun cute card game
@@marcgehrmann5203 "To be fair, you have to have a pretty high IQ to understand Yugioh..." And I'm not going to finish that meme because I'm getting sick of it.
As an ex-Yugioh Player, I see Dredge Decks as easily understandable. A more on-theme version of the old Lightsworn Archetype.
And I just wanna say the YGO is in dire need of keywords. Those stupidly long paragraphs of text can be reduced to like 6 words...
What a wonderful way to start the week! Doormonster, you have made me more optimistic about spending Thanksgiving with my insufferable family.
I don't get any of it, but I still enjoyed it
Lol same
I think the gag is that most of these cards sound really terrible in the context of a domestic argument
I know right
So do I
I'm pretty sure the sense of achievement I had from knowing all these cards beforehand indicates that I have a problem.
(Yes, even *Bronze Bombshell* . I was looking for things to put in Zedruu EDH. It didn't make the cut.)
Good it's a horrible card never use it even in zedru
It worked so well I wondered if they were.
This could’ve been avoided if he just used the mono-red elf deck
Well Oko me and call me Elk. I never thought I'd see the Professor on Door Monster.
@@masonjames9966 can't say I'm sad though that guy's ridiculous on vintage even
With the Professor's appearance in this sketch, we are one degree of separation away from the Door Monster/LoadingReadyRun crossover I've been dreaming of.
Just imagine it a Loading Ready Rumble putting the best of LRR's characters against the best of Door Monster's in a bloody free-for-all culminating in a final showdown pitting Graham against Kyle. It would be glorious!
4 color? Red, green, black and one blue spell?
Seems like a normal competitive game
The really bad pile shuffling was incredible.
1. I didnt recognize the prof until he started speaking 2. I forgot how brutal magic cards sound lol i mean murder to me is just a 3 mana kill spell, its been a minute before I spared a thought about the name XD
I know nothing about magic the gathering so I wasnt sure I'd get this one but it was a hilarious work of genius as always. Good work guys
That was great. Would love to see you two collab more.
Same! Glad you liked it.
"Who's on first?"
"I don't know, but I got this whole deck full of Dad jokes."
I don’t know’s on third
@@aionicthunder that's what I wanna know
I love both of your channels awesome collaboration.
I feel like kyle was just teleported there at the beginning of the video and was unable to see the magic happening, so instead, he took all the things the other judge was saying literally and tried talking through it.
The Professor is a long time fan of LoadingReadyRun, and their type of humor is similar to Door Monster's. I guess I should've expected him to also be a big fan of Door Monster.
I have a friend that pretty much only ever plays red aggro. We're all very worried about him.
what's wrong with that? Well other than it being annoying sometimes but that's all decks
"From Ancient Grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean."
I honestly thought this was going to be about proxies. Judge, I'd like my 4 minutes back please.
1 jace the mind sculptor for a rewind or 1 mox sapphire for a cryptic command, take you pick with your bribery
Nice, I came to this channel after watching your video with the prof on TCC.
This would never fly at PT Alex's Kitchen.
I understood that reference.
I went from watching civilization videos to seeing Prof here all the way from Tolarian Community College. What a welcome surprise!
That guest star has a great casting voice!
Thanks!
These player's deck compositions are wild.
3:09 I need that card for real-life
What for, past me?
I love both of your channels, this is great.
I love the MTG videos they are awesome especially since I just got into the game recently and I actually understand the references. Great video @DoorMonster
Yes, God, that guy. That guy is who.I want narrating my life forever.
me, having never played magic in my life: haha yeah
I almost accidentally called the channel Door Monster HQ when mentioning it to my brother.
Note sure if the pile shuffling at a tournament is a joke or not
This is a crossover for the lifetime
Was the “Kevin’s kitchen table” joke a reference to LRR’s Friday Nights?
I don't actually watch Friday Nights, but I like Loading Ready Run and it's good to see a fellow LRR/DM fan.
1:24 Is that a sol ring I see? If so what format is this? Because it is clearly not commander.
Multirawr66 Kitchen table, it’s being streamed from “Kevin’s Kitchen Table”
It's restricted in Vintage, but that means you can still have 1.
Comment 201. Don’t understand Magic the Gathering but liked the creative undertone and layered story. Love your videos
If Magic the gathering was actually played like this i might start playing....
bet
It's amazing that these cards Exist.
Damm using a freaking card game as a replacement for a domestic dispute is genius... And also really dark.
Hank from vlogbrothers wore your pin on today's video !!!!
Can anyone tell me that song they use in their endcard? It sounds lovely, and so Christmassy
It's called "Living Forever". Kyle's friend JP De Ovando composed it for the channel.
The cascade into ancient grudge was hilarious
Damn, there was a sketch (in Frost report or something similar - can't find it now), called Tennis, about a couple who were going thru a breakup and a greek chorus, consisting of Marty Feldman and somebody else (I think...), announcing the score after each line.
Watched this before ever playing magic the gathering. I recently started playing two months ago and the video makes so much more sense now XD
Anyone else feel like Kyle is channeling his inner worried guidance counselor.
I'm so happy this exists
I love how both players kept breaking
I was waiting for a "Many Magic The Gathering players ask the question" joke
You know you're a nerd when you're not even listening to the announcers and just focusing on what's happening in the game
I clicked thumbs up as soon as i saw the profesor
60's Joker called, he wants that suit back
MOAR! I NEED MOAAARRREEEE! More! of! EVERYTHING!
Thanks for doing a skit for my favorite card game :)
ANOTHER VIDEO OF DOOR MONSTER AND PROFESSOR??? OH YEAH
Was efin great.
I have been dreaming for this
How did she cast a blue spell with all mountains... I think I missed the point.
It doesn't matter. The fact that they can use the names of Magic cards as representations of a domestic argument in a relationship. That's really the joke here.
Yay, coverage is back!
Thank you, a lot.
2:25
125% accurate
I watch both great job
So, so, sooooo much card word play!
Marvel, endgame is the best crossover in history. Door monster, hold our beer!
Well turned out how most my games do
Proffffff!
Remember they each use a new deck each turn
I loved this.
Great, now to wait for a Yu-Gi-Oh! video.
Nothing but puns the entire time
DAY9 WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
Looked for this, thank you!
YOU GOT THE PROFESSOR! AND HES BALD!
At 3:28 - “That’s not my college!”
A game of magic ending in a murder, sounds about normal
Two steps of seperation between Door Monster and Spice8Rack
"He's your brother, and he plays YuGiOh!"
That "Angrath" looks like he could pass as a minotaur and I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Having played only a single game of Magic, I honestly couldn't tell whether any/all of those cards were real or not. I'm curious whether this chain of events (just the cards, not the, ah, arguement) could actually happen in a game; and whether something similar is what inspired this skit.
I'm pretty sure they are all real cards. The fact that they can use the names of Magic cards as representations of a domestic argument in a relationship... That's really the joke here.
Alas. The last time I played, Kithkin decks were still powerful.
..It was like a Sliver deck, but with hobbits.
Listen guys I've got to know where I can get this outro song, I can't find it anywhere. Please help!
1:24 Did I just see a Sol Ring? This isn't Commander!
This is about an relationship
I really relate...
The Trading Card Game fury...
God I miss these games...
So... When is the next colab with tolarian?
That is an illegal shuffle...
I love how there's 4 likes but only 1 view this shows how good Door Monster is
The RUclips API doesn't always produce accurate results because they have multiple servers handling this. Numberphile did a video on it. ruclips.net/video/oIkhgagvrjI/видео.html
This hurts so much to watch as an MTG player. She cast Condescend for X=0, with a single red mana and still countered the spell!! And who the fuck plays Bronze Bombshell?!?
What happened to the proffessor?
I hadnt seen his stuff in years but i remember he had long hair
I was expecting everyone to turn into a 3/3 elk at the end. I am honestly kind of disappointed.