Best of Zach's Most Disturbing Thoughts (OneyPlays Compilation)

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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

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  • @Jan3_do3
    @Jan3_do3 2 года назад +3126

    "STEAL YOUR PARENTS CREEEEDIT CAAAARD!!" has to be one of the best things ever uttered in Oneyverse history

    • @dustinsharp9027
      @dustinsharp9027 2 года назад +65

      CRRRRRRREDIT CAAARRRRRDD!

    • @patrickbyrne5070
      @patrickbyrne5070 2 года назад +26

      Charlie’s Grandma mode

    • @patrickbyrne5070
      @patrickbyrne5070 2 года назад +27

      @@spencerm5612 . In the immortal words of Paulie Walnuts- or possibly Phil- it’s a couple of three things. Zach got 4 voices and three of them are screams. Not a diss but I’m equally surprised he’s an adult - and that he hasn’t genuinely destroyed his frickin voice box by now. Thank god he has tomar pouring thick Israeli dairy products into his iconic larynx every morning

    • @Serucipe
      @Serucipe 2 года назад +1

      I think about Zach screaming that all the time!

    • @Zimage00
      @Zimage00 2 года назад

      I'm partial to "big red clitoris" personally

  • @skorpanaxius4467
    @skorpanaxius4467 2 года назад +773

    "I walk Brickleberry up on stage!"
    Love that quote.

    • @HusbandofLois
      @HusbandofLois 2 года назад +43

      I wish Trump walked in and yelled “Brickleberry, yer fired”

    • @skorpanaxius4467
      @skorpanaxius4467 2 года назад

      @@HusbandofLois I looked at Brickleberry's fat ugly and say "Brickleberry! Yer Fired!"

    • @benweaver9151
      @benweaver9151 11 месяцев назад

      WHO THE FACK ARE YOU?

  • @HoboHunterRik
    @HoboHunterRik 2 года назад +738

    The worst part about the "You're shitting yourself" video for me is that fact that he's doing that to Mafia 3. Mafia 3 isn't worth more than 45 mins of gameplay let alone being on it for so long that you're actually shitting yourself.

    • @joshriley2936
      @joshriley2936 Год назад +1

      I am 100% positive he has some pretty serious form of autism. I've seen other videos of his, it looks like he has autism for sure.

    • @menialbee
      @menialbee Год назад +110

      you gotta fill up those daipies somehow

    • @marcopivetta7796
      @marcopivetta7796 Год назад +41

      Yea... That's the worst part... Sure

    • @globmonkey200716102
      @globmonkey200716102 Год назад +57

      Yeah that video without any other info paints a somewhat grim picture of that dude's life.

    • @mycocodog47
      @mycocodog47 Год назад +33

      I think what got me was the absolutely clear and audible sound of his pants getting filled and how it can be heard squishing between himself and the place he is sitting.

  • @kadoharp
    @kadoharp 2 года назад +312

    I love how the Minecraft series started as a normal playthrough then ended with Chris, Zach, and Tomar being benevolent and violent gods to the random people that join the server

  • @ramadansteve6573
    @ramadansteve6573 Год назад +83

    4:05
    Imagine not getting up to shit because you're playing fucking Mafia III.

  • @SincereDecay
    @SincereDecay 2 года назад +1613

    7:06
    One of if not the only time I’ve been genuinely disturbed by a joke they made

    • @Gob.
      @Gob. 2 года назад +295

      You don’t give big booperz to your doggos nosorz?

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 2 года назад +7

      The uwu owo -part, or the booping on the clitoris -part?

    • @hesiolite
      @hesiolite 2 года назад +240

      Yeah that joke makes me laugh a lot nowadays, but the first time I heard it I thought to myself "Dear God! What the fuck!"

    • @ye6973
      @ye6973 2 года назад +125

      Yeah that’s my favorite let’s play OneyPlays has ever done & that is the one joke in the entire channel’s history that genuinely disturbs/makes me uncomfortable

    • @spoinkalicious
      @spoinkalicious 2 года назад +30

      saw this comment and knew the clip before i even got to it

  • @Abysalss
    @Abysalss 2 года назад +205

    The craziest thing about brickleberry is that as soulless as it seems the writers/show runners legit cared it wasn’t just a paint by numbers cheap copy of family guy, it was them legitimately trying and still putting out something so bad

    • @EsteemedReptile
      @EsteemedReptile Год назад

      Everything those guys make is pure fat guy sweat.

    • @68able2
      @68able2 Год назад +14

      paradise pd is just a brickleberry asset flip

    • @coopergw3463
      @coopergw3463 Год назад +2

      Enough of the Brickleberry slander. It is extremely crude but there is a lot of funny stuff in it.

    • @Abysalss
      @Abysalss Год назад +14

      @@coopergw3463 there are things that can be funny but the comedy is so skewed to just being “haha that’s this characters one or two personality traits” there’s just never really a lotta joke set up or pay offs for paying attention ya know?

    • @coopergw3463
      @coopergw3463 Год назад +2

      @@Abysalss I don't think the character are that "flanderized". The jokes didn't come off as repetitive to me. I've always wanted to make a Brickleberry funny moments comp online because I feel like all people do online is shit on it without even watching it and there's hardly any footage on youtube anyway besides promos. It's definitely better than Paradise PD anyway which I couldn't finish. I'm not saying it's super clever or prime tv but if it makes you laugh that has to count for something

  • @kassandra_sae4563
    @kassandra_sae4563 2 года назад +97

    "POISON!?" Is a bit I steal for my daily life regularly

  • @Xloudy684
    @Xloudy684 2 года назад +227

    “Aww he loves it”
    **dog demon noise**
    Still takes my lungs 😂😂😂

  • @dxjohncenacaz
    @dxjohncenacaz 2 года назад +1710

    Can we get a Cory's most disturbing thoughts? Zach acts crazy, but Cory IS crazy, and I fuckin love it every time Cory and Zach are together on an episode because Cory always out-crazys Zach and it seems to get on his nerves a little lmao. Zach will be smiling and laughing telling a weird story and Cory says something that's way too far out there for even him and you can hear Zach's whole demeanor change and he just stops sounding happy. It's kinda funny.

    • @OGgoatsrcool
      @OGgoatsrcool  2 года назад +83

      ruclips.net/video/vS_ioPJqtZU/видео.html

    • @Boa796
      @Boa796 2 года назад +565

      I heard that's actually the reason we don't see them on episodes togheter too often, zach is just way too toxic to cory like one time I heard he tried to drip some of his "toxic sludge" on him and the only reason cory didn't say anything was because he was blasted on crystal weed.

    • @Mazerwolf
      @Mazerwolf 2 года назад +138

      This must be the “psychoanalyst” that they love to talk about

    • @Mazerwolf
      @Mazerwolf 2 года назад +71

      Psychoanal is the best kind

    • @brianbarajas2948
      @brianbarajas2948 2 года назад +4

      @@Boa796 source

  • @Aatroxious
    @Aatroxious Год назад +25

    “Aww my doggy loves it, look how happy he is-“
    *Banshee scream*

  • @nerdy_hedgehog
    @nerdy_hedgehog 2 года назад +75

    Zach's scat compilation

  • @thiago2000.mp4
    @thiago2000.mp4 2 года назад +876

    3:18 This has to be the funniest stupidest thing. I nearly choked because i laught with a lot of food on my mouth. Love it

    • @ryanotte6737
      @ryanotte6737 2 года назад +94

      "Steal your parent's cRRRedit caaarrrd!!!" 🤣

    • @josheaster1547
      @josheaster1547 2 года назад +5

      @@ryanotte6737 Dude, that's a hot friggin femboyy!!!

    • @chefduke3719
      @chefduke3719 2 года назад

      Kinda shows your level of humour is quite low. It's like you're just taking everything for face value and never thinking beyond that if that makes sense to you, Thiago.

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 2 года назад +5

      @@chefduke3719 assuming somebody’s way of thinking because of one comment they made, jeez.

    • @handfulofmushrooms1135
      @handfulofmushrooms1135 2 года назад +3

      @@chefduke3719 genuinely curious, what was the thought process behind this comment? why would you say this?

  • @NochVtuber
    @NochVtuber 2 года назад +305

    Zach jokes just like, a little too much about being a fecalfeliac. I'm starting to worry.

    • @deviousedits4737
      @deviousedits4737 2 года назад +27

      Side note that name rolls to well off the tounge

    • @Kianleahy
      @Kianleahy 2 года назад +20

      You knowing the name for being into feces is sus

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 2 года назад +29

      @@Kianleahy he got it wrong actually.

    • @Vesdus
      @Vesdus Год назад +1

      What distrubs me the most about this comment is that you clearly know the word for being sexually excited by people shitting, but you don't know how to spell fecalphilia.
      So you've definitely talked about it in coversations with people you know, but your exploration of the word is clearly elementary and probably shameful.

    • @tictac9229
      @tictac9229 Год назад +3

      @@DistractedGlobeGuy why do you know that he's wrong?

  • @JohnnyStrelok
    @JohnnyStrelok 2 года назад +137

    (Grabs dinner) Haha, this might be fun!
    0:12 never mind

  • @xtremegaming1232
    @xtremegaming1232 2 года назад +42

    I WALKED BRICKLEBERRY DOWN THE STAGE WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

  • @tiekut8989
    @tiekut8989 2 года назад +176

    Watching the thought process go into Trumpet Guy makes me laugh so hard

  • @stuv1996
    @stuv1996 Год назад +25

    Zach with the "POISON!" is the funniest shit.

    • @shenisdiscovery
      @shenisdiscovery 11 месяцев назад

      i say that to myself so often now

  • @OLIVERGAMINGFUNNY
    @OLIVERGAMINGFUNNY 2 года назад +172

    7:27 i can deal with edgy jokes but holly shit this line disturbed me, nice one zack

  • @bayersbluebayoubioweapon8477
    @bayersbluebayoubioweapon8477 2 года назад +55

    5:19 lmao I just realized my friend watches OneyPlays because he told me this and I was really sad

  • @ButterZack
    @ButterZack 2 года назад +71

    Alternate title: Zach Talks About Shit for 8 Minutes

  • @drinkspartypack
    @drinkspartypack 2 года назад +373

    im so hungry for futa meg "chocolate eggs" 🤤

    • @shroomzys
      @shroomzys 2 года назад +21

      futa meg's chocolate eggs
      Should walk around with that on a sign/shirt and film the reactions of people who notice. If I read that for the first time in public I think I'd retch involuntarily

    • @mynamajeff1631
      @mynamajeff1631 Год назад +27

      Why would you say that

    • @reubenc0039
      @reubenc0039 Год назад +10

      Making nofap reallll difficult pal.

    • @SamArt6607
      @SamArt6607 4 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

  • @Pinnaporaptor
    @Pinnaporaptor 2 года назад +110

    Hadel's Delicious Doo Doo feces compilation.

  • @catsock
    @catsock Год назад +8

    if you joke about having a kink enough, your brain will actually download that kink. go shit boy go.

  • @AtomicFlounder42
    @AtomicFlounder42 Год назад +16

    The instant "yep" on "you ever have dreams about Megan griffon" kills me every time

  • @1abnormalman23
    @1abnormalman23 Год назад +23

    1:14 they just trynna spread JOY man 😩

  • @bohOHteez
    @bohOHteez 2 года назад +112

    I don't know if this would fit in this video but Zach screaming
    "I'm gonna kiss your son in the mouth!, I'm gonna grab him by the legs and throw him around!"
    pops in my head at least 10 times every year.

  • @GuineaPigEveryday
    @GuineaPigEveryday 2 года назад +51

    I can only imagine what putrid thoughts he might bring into season 2 now that season 1 was such a big hit. We've allowed an actual insane asylum prisoner to helm a tv show

  • @cthulhuchan9587
    @cthulhuchan9587 Год назад +6

    More like “Iconic Zach moments that live rent free in my frontal cortex like a cancerous tumour that is self-aware and is in fact killing me slowly every day”

  • @alexiryo
    @alexiryo Год назад +14

    Lyles Last Words is one of my favorite bits 2:17

  • @BuyRawrXD
    @BuyRawrXD 2 года назад +18

    it’s the way he words things

  • @CheapCreep
    @CheapCreep Год назад +15

    Zach is an uncontained keter-class cognito-hazard SCP.

  • @jamishmcquo7590
    @jamishmcquo7590 2 года назад +20

    that casual "Yup" at the beginning got me for some reason lmao

  • @functional200
    @functional200 4 месяца назад +2

    That joke Zack made about the croc wiki led to Goatse being uploaded there.

  • @ennsomniac
    @ennsomniac 2 года назад +20

    Thank you Zach

  • @GrayD_Fox
    @GrayD_Fox 2 года назад +11

    That opening is the worst thing I have ever heard, its so descriptive it sounds like a real dream he had and not a reddit post

  • @cvrlos583
    @cvrlos583 2 года назад +40

    You could replace otto heckel ever since his schizophrenia kicked in

  • @ewwjelly
    @ewwjelly 6 месяцев назад +2

    I WALKED BRICKLEBERRY UP ON STAGE

  • @Heyesy
    @Heyesy 2 года назад +31

    It's unfortunate that almost half of this video about disturbing thoughts came from the Minecraft series, one of the most beloved pg games of all time.

  • @Bleuf0963
    @Bleuf0963 2 года назад +10

    intrusive thoughts intrusive thoughts intrusive thoughts intrusive thoughts

  • @Nerdtendo6366
    @Nerdtendo6366 Год назад +4

    This man was given a TV show, remember that

  • @statingfakts2156
    @statingfakts2156 2 года назад +28

    The fact that Chris didn't play along with the last one really shows how disgusting it is

  • @stumpy5467
    @stumpy5467 2 года назад +11

    4:50 completely forgot that they edited in soundscapes for the Minecraft episodes

  • @respectable-username
    @respectable-username 2 года назад +6

    This took approximately 4 months off of my life span, ty 💥

  • @teleportsaroundyou4629
    @teleportsaroundyou4629 2 года назад +20

    I hope his Steve Brule dream is on here

  • @koruton9925
    @koruton9925 2 года назад +33

    More accurately this should've been "Zach talking about shit for 90% of the time and 10% haha funny"

  • @Lottabaggage
    @Lottabaggage 2 года назад +10

    People are gonna use his to incriminate Zach in the future and when they do its gonna be real fucking hard for Zach to say anything

  • @sebastianuglyrat
    @sebastianuglyrat Год назад +4

    Love the 2 pixel quality! Keep it up👍

  • @CrustaceousB
    @CrustaceousB 2 года назад +10

    I have never subbed to a channel more quickly. Keep up this sort of thing and I'll be a happy shrimp. 💜💜💜

  • @TRIC4pitator
    @TRIC4pitator 2 года назад +7

    he has such a way with words

  • @funnybone6149
    @funnybone6149 2 года назад +61

    Meg X Zach fanfiction bought to blow up

  • @RoshDroz
    @RoshDroz 2 года назад +40

    A-tier compilation, but I do have to say this could've easily been an hour longer with the shit Zach regularly says

  • @quaker47
    @quaker47 2 года назад +10

    i think about the jimmy carter thing a lot and i crack up every time

  • @PsychorGames
    @PsychorGames Год назад +2

    Cuts to a compilation of Zach's most disturbing thoughts.

  • @justsomegoblinwithinternet6231
    @justsomegoblinwithinternet6231 Год назад +4

    he makes a little too many references to eating poop. im afraid he could be in my toilet when i check next.

  • @alexneufeld6952
    @alexneufeld6952 2 года назад +15

    I love zach

  • @sunnypodbelsek6697
    @sunnypodbelsek6697 Год назад +5

    When you joke about a kink that you aren’t sure if it’s a joke anymore

  • @Lattrodon
    @Lattrodon 2 года назад +23

    These are some of the funniest oneyplays clips holy shit

  • @SocialNoMore
    @SocialNoMore Год назад +1

    I literally never know what the fuck they are talking about or referring to and I kinda love it

  • @otemplet9915
    @otemplet9915 2 года назад +3

    Brings back the sleepycast feeling

  • @astillia6073
    @astillia6073 2 года назад +6

    Whenever zach says "yeah well" or "guess what" you know he's about to impersonate the most cringe person you've ever knowm

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 Год назад +2

    Zach makes the most of his intrusive thoughts.

  • @severalcakes3267
    @severalcakes3267 2 года назад +5

    My favourite part is Chris’ impression of Lyle.

  • @Badex_1313
    @Badex_1313 3 месяца назад +3

    0:43 why is he laughing like that

  • @Kingofthecrickets4882
    @Kingofthecrickets4882 2 года назад +16

    Of course it opened up with zach talking about a scat fetish dream 😂 come on zach, you can’t be doing this to me right off the bat!

  • @rogerlamvert9378
    @rogerlamvert9378 Год назад +1

    I love how half of these are either from the left 4 dead playthrough or the Minecraft one

  • @crash-ew6hw
    @crash-ew6hw Год назад +6

    Why is there so much scat stuff

  • @1everysecond511
    @1everysecond511 8 месяцев назад +1

    Is the bit about looking down at what you just drank, then looking up and shouting "POISON!", then immediately dropping dead a reference to something specific? I don't think it's the Princess Bride, but I swear it's on the tip of my tongue...

  • @petermahler853
    @petermahler853 2 года назад +4

    “Omg. Jimmy Carter just killed himself”

  • @tdata545
    @tdata545 Год назад +1

    If anyone questioned Zach's Germanic Origins, I think this video proves he's SUPER GERMANIC which how much he loves SCAT.

  • @tiredidealist
    @tiredidealist 2 года назад +3

    Immediately regretted clicking on this

  • @oweeb5909
    @oweeb5909 3 месяца назад +1

    Soft serve shit is an incredible visual

  • @trashiiii
    @trashiiii 2 года назад +5

    oney plays fan, valorant player & berdly pfp what a youtube account

  • @sandorrclegane2307
    @sandorrclegane2307 Год назад +4

    omfg 3:20 that voice obliterated me

  • @HardBloodNelza
    @HardBloodNelza 2 года назад +21

    Does this guy actually have a scat fetish

    • @walmart_ar1567
      @walmart_ar1567 2 года назад +12

      no, only guys like u do

    • @HardBloodNelza
      @HardBloodNelza 2 года назад +18

      @@walmart_ar1567 What does that even mean

    • @apap4606
      @apap4606 2 года назад +1

      @@HardBloodNelza Hes trying to insult you

    • @HardBloodNelza
      @HardBloodNelza 2 года назад +1

      @@apap4606 yeah that's clear but "guys like u" is unclear.

  • @devildante9
    @devildante9 2 года назад +23

    Was about to comment about the one centimeter string of shit missing, but of course it was the last one. Good compilation.

  • @Frank-vc3wi
    @Frank-vc3wi 2 года назад +1

    I love your Chris Chan channel banner

  • @squall-n2o
    @squall-n2o 8 месяцев назад +1

    3:21 lmao! X3

  • @Smartcoughdrop
    @Smartcoughdrop 2 года назад +4

    Zach might just be scarier than Tomar

  • @vidiottheowl2825
    @vidiottheowl2825 2 года назад +5

    I regret watching this.

  • @hugeweenfr
    @hugeweenfr Год назад +1

    i love how perfectly zach can sound like a screaming dog dude 😭😭

  • @supa92
    @supa92 2 года назад +4

    watching and eating

  • @lunamoona649
    @lunamoona649 2 года назад +2

    I'm interested yet terrified on what goes on in that little noggin Zach has.

  • @liammahan4497
    @liammahan4497 2 года назад +3

    Someone should animate Charlie saying this

  • @cowardkotagi
    @cowardkotagi 2 года назад +1

    Zach's Most Distributing Thoughts

  • @supergojirafan
    @supergojirafan Год назад

    Zachary Hadel comes out swinging with the very first clip of Meg Griffin laying the most delectable soft serve in his mouth.

  • @bergenehrlich8309
    @bergenehrlich8309 Год назад

    Great, I guess I’m binging oney plays comps now

  • @themagnanimous1246
    @themagnanimous1246 Год назад +1

    Does this guy voice the once character from that funny happy good times adult swim show?

  • @aztro.99
    @aztro.99 2 года назад

    what a great clip to open this video on, as i attempt to eat my full plate of spaghetti...

  • @ClarkKentai
    @ClarkKentai 2 года назад

    Clicking on this while eating was a good idea.

  • @jamariefucien3467
    @jamariefucien3467 2 года назад +1

    In 25 years a RUclipsr will be president.

  • @farukleonaltinsoy9151
    @farukleonaltinsoy9151 Год назад +1

    Why do they put a restricted area warning on kill all humans if he's an alien who's being hunted lol

  • @qnteban
    @qnteban Год назад +2

    Zach is so quirky and random

  • @Dolus_Joli
    @Dolus_Joli Год назад

    i wish i wasn't eating while watching this

  • @j.demo4
    @j.demo4 2 года назад +3

    3:30

  • @philip2.2.12
    @philip2.2.12 2 года назад +2

    I still don’t know if he was talking about the length or diameter of his shit

  • @Xx3nxX
    @Xx3nxX Год назад +1

    fill those diapies up, zach.

  • @bugman747
    @bugman747 9 месяцев назад +1

    too funny

  • @michael_the_man_7653
    @michael_the_man_7653 2 года назад +1

    I had a dream that a girl blew up and turned into a pile of soft serve ice cream

  • @KorvekKorborjordordon
    @KorvekKorborjordordon 11 месяцев назад

    why did I click on this video while I was eating