Pickle Unite: #1 TU Tier List

On TowerUnite.tv The stream's about to start,
Goosely's pickle tier list, a work of art.
Slender's hosting, with a smile so wide,
GreenOne, Peter, and Cat, all by his side.
Oh, Goosely's pickle tier list, the stream of the year,
With laughs and delays, it's all so clear.
In the world of Tower Unite, where pickles never end,
We gather 'round the screen, with all our friends.
Green One's ready, with a pickle in hand,
Pixel Puppet Peter, takes his stand.
Cat's in the corner, with a curious gaze,
But Goosely keeps stalling, in a pickle daze.
Pickled banana peppers, and red pepper strips,
Pickled red onions, for tangy sips.
Pickled beets and veggie blends, so fine,
Pickle chips and more, in a tasty line.
Pickles of all kinds, from dill to sweet,
Goosely's got them all, a tasty treat.
But the setup's not done, the clock ticks away,
As the viewers wait patiently, for the big display.
GreenOne's getting restless, Peter's cracking jokes,
Cat's chasing shadows, as the tension pokes :(
Slender's holding steady, with a host's calm grace,
While Goosely's still stalling, at a snail's pace.
Finally, the moment, the tier list revealed,
Pickles ranked and rated, the fate is sealed.
But just as we start, the screen goes black,
Slender's power's out, and we can't go back.
Oh, Goosely's pickle tier list, the stream of the year,
With laughs and delays, it's all so clear.
In the world of Tower Unite, where pickles never end,
We gather 'round the screen, with all our friends.
In the dark we sit, with a laugh and a sigh,
The tier list postponed, as the minutes fly by.
In Tower Unite, where the fun's never done,
We'll try again soon, for more pickle fun.