Shoplifter at my petrol station on the nightshift. This is the UK, mind you. He had his hood so far over his head that he didn't see the six police officers (5 carrying machine guns). They searched him (he'd emptied a shelf of chocolate bars) and started giving it large, acting like a hard case. Then an officer bought in 'Ross'. Ross was a weird mix breed police dog who was looked like he was from the devils own pet store. He was ordered to stand on his hind legs with paws on the theifs shoulders. He soon stopped. Police found drugs, needles and his warrants. It was fun to watch. Coppers got free coffee and Ross got his teddy bear and a hot dog.
Ross sounds equal parts amazing and terrifying. Amazing when you're on the right side of the law... terrifying if otherwise. Bet he gives the BEST dog hugs, though, if he's that absolute a unit.
This happened about 10-12 years ago at a fast food joint I was an assistant manager at in North Alabama. I was always super nice to all public service employees like the police 🚔. There was another assistant that 100% of the time always poked at me for doing it. Well within 6 months after I quiet, the same manager was robbed at gun 🔫 point. I called him up & said I bet you regret it now being mean to me. NO I didn't have anything at all to do with it.
My middle school had a prank war going on for some time. One day i got dragged in, because someone thought it funny to damage my locker's lock. i ended it the next day with a tube of glue, and a black marker. kitted the principle's locker shut, used a stencil to write my name on it, to avoid it looking like my hand writing. then slipped the stencil through the slit in the locker of the guy who messed my locker up, and dumped the glue and marker into a trashcan near there. I got called to the principle's office before school started, as expected. asked to explain myself. I asked him, if he thought that i (straight A student) was stupid enough to write my own name on his locker. He bought that and asked me if anyone would want to set me up so i gave him that my locker had been damaged the day before and it was no secret who did it. they found the stencil in his locker and he had to do the suspension for my vandalism.
Got into a brawl with a group of guys, 1 against 5 the odds are not in you favour, spent a few days in hospital and police couldn’t find any witnesses or cameras to prove my side and I got charged with starting the fight. 6 months later all 5 have been caught with drugs and get fired from the job and blacklisted from the entire industry
Story 13 reminds me of a story my dad told me. There was a guy who would drive really fast into a cul-de-sac, hit the brakes and swerve his car into a trashcan, knocking it over and spilling trash everywhere. Guy who owned the trashcan got fed up and filled the trashcan with concrete. You can guess how that ended.
For story 1 that thing at the end about the chicken being good if it hits the windshield only applies if you clean your windshield regularly with nontoxic windshield wash, otherwise it is very dangerous
A girl from high school tried to bully me and make fun of me So I beat her in several competitions and she yanked my hair for beating her in said competitions (Context: When I mean beat, I didn't physically fight her lmao We were gifted students and alethles but I was better in certain subjects) She didn't know I was the one who threw the dodgeball near her direction and whacked her across 😂
Squatters are a major problem where my friend stays at, as the law favors the Squatters more than the property owners. When his unfaithful wife (and the two bastard children he thought were his) divorced him, he gave up the house and a chunk of his 401K in exchange for no alimony (kids were 18) and no further contact. Ex-wifey and her spawn go on a month-long vacation, only to come back and find squatters inside their home. As it was a civil matter, she blew through the money she got in the divorce to get them out. When the squatters finally were evicted, the house was a mess, and she had no money to get it repaired and cleaned. She ended up selling it at a loss.
Not me, but many years ago my nephew worked as a waiter at a hotel restaurant that had a lot of well-off clients who complained about everything and treated the waitstaff as trash. One group was particularly bad and was making the life of a waiter (not my nephew) hell. The biggest loudmouth ordered Fettuccine Alfredo for everyone at his table. The waiter added his own particular ingredient to the Alfredo sauce before taking the plates out. I've never been able to eat Fettuccine Alfredo since.
There's a guy in my apartment complex who always carries a Harry Potter wand. Another guy jokingly asked him to cast a spell on him. But before anyone could do anything, the roommate of the guy with the wand came up. For context, the roommate is a big guy, both in height and weight, and his voice borders on being a growl, but he's really a nice guy. So this big guy comes right up to the guy who asked for a spell, and simply told him to stop. He stopped!
Main problems between boys and girls renting is usually a difference in what they were taught. Most families teach girls to cook, sew, and clean but boys learn to repair and yard work. My family was different. We all learned basic housekeeping, sewing, cooking, yard work, home repair, and car maintenance. My two brothers and myself started housekeeping, sewing, and cooking lessons at about 8 years old from mom and then got tools and boxes for our twelfth birthdays and dad took over yard work, repair, and maintenance lessons.
UK, All of my class passed Grammar Test and a person I absoloutely detest came and said ' What was your score.' I asked him his. He replied telling me he got 350. I told him i got 371.😂
Easy. I lived with a guy for 2 years who was my friend first. For years. Had the rep. Of being greatest guy ever. I trusted him completely. He started working out of town, i lived at his house. His good friend, a lady who lived in my own neighborhood, her husband committed suic*de. He was of course there for her, I supported that. 2 months after the husbands death, he broke up with me by text 3 days before X-mas. I had scrubbed walls at his house the night before. I moved home, had to watch him come constantly come past my home on the way to hers. Within a month while he worked out of town, I saw her constantly in and out with another man. I just waited. I hear it hurt his feelings pretty badly. I sure hated that!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m a dishwasher but I’m not so “mean” to spray them outright But I’ll just so happen to be cleaning a tub and have some mist or stray water from that hit them feel they get the hint as they Try to actually put them in and not chuck them like they’re playing basketball or ring toss
You used to link the short to the video the story was from. When did that change? Please either go back to the way it was, (which was so much better than pretty much all of the other channels like this were) or put the rest in the description.
My girlfriend amber ripped her skirt at work and all her coworkers saw her undies. Well I wouldn't let her live it down for a entire month I kept referring to her as dumpy. Well about a month later we had a party to go to black tie. Well I had no suit so I wore my suit from prom that I hadn't worn in 4 years since highschool I've gotten muscle and my butt has also bigger and the pants were tight amber told me not to wear undies since it would make the pants less tight. Well on the way to the party amber drop her purse I squatted to pick it up and split my pants front to back and everything was out. Amber was in hysterics and said my balls were out. After hiding in a bush amber walk into a store and came out a few minutes later with pink underwear and told me I was wearing those to the party. I refuse she then said she leave me with my goodies out. So I put them on and amber made sure to let everyone know I split my pants
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Shoplifter at my petrol station on the nightshift. This is the UK, mind you. He had his hood so far over his head that he didn't see the six police officers (5 carrying machine guns). They searched him (he'd emptied a shelf of chocolate bars) and started giving it large, acting like a hard case. Then an officer bought in 'Ross'. Ross was a weird mix breed police dog who was looked like he was from the devils own pet store. He was ordered to stand on his hind legs with paws on the theifs shoulders. He soon stopped. Police found drugs, needles and his warrants. It was fun to watch. Coppers got free coffee and Ross got his teddy bear and a hot dog.
Ross sounds equal parts amazing and terrifying. Amazing when you're on the right side of the law... terrifying if otherwise. Bet he gives the BEST dog hugs, though, if he's that absolute a unit.
This happened about 10-12 years ago at a fast food joint I was an assistant manager at in North Alabama. I was always super nice to all public service employees like the police 🚔. There was another assistant that 100% of the time always poked at me for doing it. Well within 6 months after I quiet, the same manager was robbed at gun 🔫 point. I called him up & said I bet you regret it now being mean to me. NO I didn't have anything at all to do with it.
My middle school had a prank war going on for some time. One day i got dragged in, because someone thought it funny to damage my locker's lock. i ended it the next day with a tube of glue, and a black marker. kitted the principle's locker shut, used a stencil to write my name on it, to avoid it looking like my hand writing. then slipped the stencil through the slit in the locker of the guy who messed my locker up, and dumped the glue and marker into a trashcan near there. I got called to the principle's office before school started, as expected. asked to explain myself. I asked him, if he thought that i (straight A student) was stupid enough to write my own name on his locker. He bought that and asked me if anyone would want to set me up so i gave him that my locker had been damaged the day before and it was no secret who did it. they found the stencil in his locker and he had to do the suspension for my vandalism.
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Got into a brawl with a group of guys, 1 against 5 the odds are not in you favour, spent a few days in hospital and police couldn’t find any witnesses or cameras to prove my side and I got charged with starting the fight. 6 months later all 5 have been caught with drugs and get fired from the job and blacklisted from the entire industry
Story 13 reminds me of a story my dad told me. There was a guy who would drive really fast into a cul-de-sac, hit the brakes and swerve his car into a trashcan, knocking it over and spilling trash everywhere. Guy who owned the trashcan got fed up and filled the trashcan with concrete. You can guess how that ended.
I love how we used karma from assassination classroom 💀💀💀
What do you mean?
@@JaelinBezelKarma Akabane. From "assassination classroom"
@@JaelinBezelThe anime character in the thumbnail is named Karma.
@@fullmetalgamer6062thank you for explaining. I never saw the show. I only heard of it
That time I watched someone realize he got ticketed for parking in a handicap spot.
Instead of me getting even with anyone who did me wrong , I rather ignored such people 😒. That's my sweet revenge 😅.
For story 1 that thing at the end about the chicken being good if it hits the windshield only applies if you clean your windshield regularly with nontoxic windshield wash, otherwise it is very dangerous
A girl from high school tried to bully me and make fun of me
So I beat her in several competitions and she yanked my hair for beating her in said competitions
(Context: When I mean beat, I didn't physically fight her lmao
We were gifted students and alethles but I was better in certain subjects)
She didn't know I was the one who threw the dodgeball near her direction and whacked her across 😂
Squatters are a major problem where my friend stays at, as the law favors the Squatters more than the property owners. When his unfaithful wife (and the two bastard children he thought were his) divorced him, he gave up the house and a chunk of his 401K in exchange for no alimony (kids were 18) and no further contact. Ex-wifey and her spawn go on a month-long vacation, only to come back and find squatters inside their home. As it was a civil matter, she blew through the money she got in the divorce to get them out. When the squatters finally were evicted, the house was a mess, and she had no money to get it repaired and cleaned. She ended up selling it at a loss.
Not me, but many years ago my nephew worked as a waiter at a hotel restaurant that had a lot of well-off clients who complained about everything and treated the waitstaff as trash. One group was particularly bad and was making the life of a waiter (not my nephew) hell. The biggest loudmouth ordered Fettuccine Alfredo for everyone at his table. The waiter added his own particular ingredient to the Alfredo sauce before taking the plates out. I've never been able to eat Fettuccine Alfredo since.
The handmade special sauce
What a scummy thing to say about someone who died from cancer.
There's a guy in my apartment complex who always carries a Harry Potter wand. Another guy jokingly asked him to cast a spell on him. But before anyone could do anything, the roommate of the guy with the wand came up. For context, the roommate is a big guy, both in height and weight, and his voice borders on being a growl, but he's really a nice guy. So this big guy comes right up to the guy who asked for a spell, and simply told him to stop. He stopped!
Main problems between boys and girls renting is usually a difference in what they were taught. Most families teach girls to cook, sew, and clean but boys learn to repair and yard work. My family was different. We all learned basic housekeeping, sewing, cooking, yard work, home repair, and car maintenance. My two brothers and myself started housekeeping, sewing, and cooking lessons at about 8 years old from mom and then got tools and boxes for our twelfth birthdays and dad took over yard work, repair, and maintenance lessons.
#23 “That’s what you get! All on video”
UK, All of my class passed Grammar Test and a person I absoloutely detest came and said ' What was your score.' I asked him his. He replied telling me he got 350. I told him i got 371.😂
10:09 😁 Who did he cheat on them with?
It's better to ask stupid questions and sound stupid, than act stupid and prove it.
Aaaaahhh, i see that pun you did in the thumbnail 😂
Easy. I lived with a guy for 2 years who was my friend first. For years. Had the rep. Of being greatest guy ever. I trusted him completely. He started working out of town, i lived at his house. His good friend, a lady who lived in my own neighborhood, her husband committed suic*de. He was of course there for her, I supported that. 2 months after the husbands death, he broke up with me by text 3 days before X-mas. I had scrubbed walls at his house the night before. I moved home, had to watch him come constantly come past my home on the way to hers. Within a month while he worked out of town, I saw her constantly in and out with another man. I just waited. I hear it hurt his feelings pretty badly. I sure hated that!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Random thing I want to mention, if I recognize d it accurately then the character in the thumbnail is actually named ‘Karma’
I’m a dishwasher but I’m not so “mean” to spray them outright But I’ll just so happen to be cleaning a tub and have some mist or stray water from that hit them feel they get the hint as they Try to actually put them in and not chuck them like they’re playing basketball or ring toss
DFW snows/ice EVERY year...I dated a woman who lived in Mansfield.
Mansfield England?
Texas
This game looks so cool, may I ask what it is?
It's called beyond blue.
I came here to find the full story about the twin that was being slapped and where is it??? not here.
You used to link the short to the video the story was from. When did that change? Please either go back to the way it was, (which was so much better than pretty much all of the other channels like this were) or put the rest in the description.
I love karma :)
My girlfriend amber ripped her skirt at work and all her coworkers saw her undies. Well I wouldn't let her live it down for a entire month I kept referring to her as dumpy. Well about a month later we had a party to go to black tie. Well I had no suit so I wore my suit from prom that I hadn't worn in 4 years since highschool I've gotten muscle and my butt has also bigger and the pants were tight amber told me not to wear undies since it would make the pants less tight. Well on the way to the party amber drop her purse I squatted to pick it up and split my pants front to back and everything was out. Amber was in hysterics and said my balls were out. After hiding in a bush amber walk into a store and came out a few minutes later with pink underwear and told me I was wearing those to the party. I refuse she then said she leave me with my goodies out. So I put them on and amber made sure to let everyone know I split my pants
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What gave is going on in the background.
I wish they would put what game they’re playing on the background too
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Great video btw keep up the good work
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I get complaints about 10 minutes and your glorifying it, love it 😎
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