Putting your absolute trust in doctors is like putting your absolute trust in politicians. Most gp's do the minimum amount of work thats possible and phone it in. Had a friends mom die because a gp diagnosed her witg having hepatitis(she had liver cancer)
7:53 “So, are ya Chinese or Japanese?” “Neither, we’re Laotian.” “The ocean? What ocean?” “No, we from Laos, stupid! It’s a country in Southeast Asia.” “....” “....” “So, are ya Chinese or Japanese?”
@@REDFRLegend There were people from Spain called Spaniards or Spanish. Hispanic means speaking the Spanish language. So Spaniards are Hispanic, as are many people in the Americas.
next tme you sohuld set the hidden camera nearly her, set the angel that can record her face boviously, and trig her to said sometihng like that again, and then post that clip in any subreddit about dog.
“That’s going by science I’m going by the Bible” that was their response when we were arguing because they thought men were superior to women because the first person on earth was a man and I researched and proved him wrong and told him the first identifiable human was female. The Bible isn’t an excuse to be sexist.
Where did you get that notion? The mitochondrial Eve isn't literally the first human, and oldest fossil (Lucy) being female doesn't mean the first human was female.
My sister once said, while watching an action movie: "I wouldn't waste my time screaming if I fell off a building." Dad and I asked her what a person was supposed to do. Work on their knittings? Write a book?? Solve world hunger???
“Wings are legs!” Said by a former cook offering me chicken thighs or wings and getting very frustrated when I just kept saying “legs.” She was so adamant she was right I had to ask a bunch of students the next day to confirm that no, they are different types of limb. She wasn’t always an idiot, but her stubbornness made her look really stupid when she refused to accept defeat.
@@Crazylom but they continuos eating the cheese of cow's milk? bc really already exist vegan cheese, maybe they eat that cheese xd like from milk of seeds, nuts, cashew chestnut, etc xd is soo weird that cheese, we sale it xd
Said with absolute confidence: "If it's called [plague]-19, then [plague]- one through eighteen must have been created in a lab and failed at being deadly enough."
Reminds me of that reporter who said "it's covid-19 not covid-1!" the 19 in the name is for 2019. So, what happened in 2001? Oh wait... (yeah, I shouldn't joke about that)
@@zenithkaijaou4182 youtubes been dealing with misinformation by deleting the word unless they are paid to advertise it by medical people or something like that.
@@evanarmont I'm quite surprised you responded. One of my friends very distant uncles that took their aunt's name, because of some family traditions about whoever marries into the family has to take the name. Most of my aunt's kept their names, or hyphenated them.
The amount of times people have asked me, “How many fingers am I holding up?” when I’m not wearing my glasses, could have paid my college tuition 😂 I would respond, “I can see your fingers 🙄 They’re just slightly blurry.”
Effectively, there is sometimes little or no difference. If I have put my glasses down in an unusual place? My very small, thin, glasses with dark wire earpieces? Like on top of a magazine cover that has a dark background with a lot of lines. In low light. Sometimes I find my glasses by patting flat surfaces carefully.
@@FuzzyElf Yeah, I have dark green glasses so when I put them on a black couch or bench or table it's hard to see, but still, I know the general area and then just squint in that direction.
One day, my friends and I went on a walk. While on said walk, someone in a car drove past us and screamed, "I LIKE FROGS" we then just absolutely died.
My brother recently reminded me of when I was moved across the country to live with him at 17 and I encountered a fridge with the built in ice maker for the first time in my life. I figured out the ice part no problem, I'm not an idiot. Maybe a month went by until we were talking in the kitchen one night and I make a remark about the "fancy fridge" he owned saying "you can get regular ice and crushed ice which is pretty cool - but what about the light water?". My brother starts laughing, like a real gut laughter and I didn't understand into he walked over and pressed the "light" button and a light came on. Up until that point, every time I pressed the light button it was daytime and I didn't notice any change so I legit thought the fridge was magically filtering my water to make it "lighter" and I'm sure this will be told at my wedding someday.
"You should eat the crust because it's the most nutritious part of the bread" I just realized I also internalized that from my mother. There's no reason to eat the crust, my life has been a lie.
They weren't lying about some skins of vegetables being more nutritious. Well, they probably were, but they were unintentionally right. Or, probably passed down from their mothers.
@@SnoFitzroy stupidest thing I've heard. Half the time rich people are depressed because they don't feel the need to live because they already have a bunch of money
"Capacitors store positive energy, Resistors store negative energy" - Me, whenever I meet an electrical engineer/electrician. their reaction is priceless
Someone I was working with told me we shouldn't help another person catch up on their work because we need to have teamwork so they have to do their part. It apparently it was bad teamwork to help others because it prevents them from doing their job. He was so serious and refused to listen. I didn't really care if he helped out but it hurts my head to hear something that stupid.
Once when I was a kid, I thought those moon pie snacks were called cow pies, so I confidently said, "Aw yeah, have you ever had a cow pie? They're *so* good" I never heard the end of it
@@EneTheGene I have no idea. They always told me that and it took me years to get them to understand that Japan and China are two different countries that each has their own capital city. They always thought China is the capital city of Japan or the other way around
"Iran is located in Afrika" took 10ish year old me almost an hour and a map to convince my dad it's located in Asia. He just didn't want to look at it and accept his mistake.
@@nukiradio I highly suggest you whip up a map, before making a clown of yourself in public. The only thing between Iran and Africa, is Saudi Arabia, doofus. :P
When I was in like the 6th or 7th grade I had an old friend of mine tell me she was vegetarian but she still ate fish. We got into an argument where she insisted that she was vegetarian and that fish wasn't meat. I actually thought I was going insane. I was literally breaking everything apart and looking up the definition of "meat" and "vegetarian." That was when I even found out that the term "pescatarian" was a thing.
@@VideoDeadGaming: To an extent, I agree, I can’t fault people for not knowing too much about certain conditions. With that said though, the confidence that people state some of their statements: “does that mean you need sugar then?” And so on... While we’re there, I could go on about hypoglycaemia awareness, but I’m too lazy for that and want my bed...
"I'm Half bear." This was said by a girl on my bus at school. "I've met your brother before and we talk all the time out of school." Me and my brother would go home at the same time on the same bus. "Your nails are fake." I have longer nails than most people. Said by the same girl who claimed to know my brother. "Heavier things fall faster." I would then pick up two different weighted objects and drop them, both hitting the ground at the same time. "The bulb won't break." My friend then proceeds to shatter a Christmas light by biting it. "Coke and Pepsi are owned by the same company." Same person as the Christmas bulb one. "You'll get used to it." Said by a guy who would keep putting his arm around me. Note: Being touched is uncomfortable to me usually. "If hummingbirds land, they die." Someone told me thing when I was talking about birds. Kid thought they flew in their sleep. "I'll beat you in Mario Kart." I then proceed to beat them. Online is a different story, though. There's probably a lot more, but I can't think of them right now.
Hummingbirds dying if they land is an old one, since the belief is that if their wings stop, their hearts stop. Flying in their sleep is not the most unusual thing, since sea mammals can rest half their brain at a time and still keep swimming. Of course, hummingbirds actually have no problem perching, and their heartbeat slows down considerably, with no issue getting back up to speed once they start flying again.
This actually makes sense... Sure, hummingbirds don't die, if they land. But they probably land, before they die. So, some persons saw hummingbirds landing, before they take their final breath, and assumed their heart stopped because if the landing, not because of age/pesticides/whatever So, they spread the news, and it becomes a myth. But actually, it is just correlation vs causation
Except heavier things do fall faster on Earth, because of the air. Take a ball and a feather and drop them at the same time. The feather will fall slower. You have probably used two objects not that different in weight to really spot the difference in their speed. Anyway, they would all fall at the same speed in vacuum.
@@ESCLuciaSlovakia A crumbled piece of paper falls faster than an uncrumpled piece even if they're the same weight. The reason the feather falls slower is wind resistance.
"What do you MEAN narwhals are real?! They're just like Unicorns, stop messing with me!" Whole 5th grade class spent about 2 months trying to convince him that narwhals were, in fact, real. He was a transfer student, he would be in 6th if he was still at his old school. A 6th grader thought that narwhals weren't real. After the 2 months our class just... Gave up.
That's so nice for the unknown guy to give Adam his findings administering drip torture. It's so nice when experienced people pass on their knowledge 😃
I mean it's not 100% false (depending on where you are) but it is a dangerous mindset to have. I remember one time I heard the philosophy of fascism be described as "the stat's interests are also the people's interests", or something along those lines. I can't find the quote again, and doubt I will because of how liberally people throw around the word "fascist" in recent times. But if that is true, then that makes what that person said an incredibly dangerous mindset.
People who treat "the government" as one entity, one beeing, one individual, one mind, surely said a few. Expecially considering that the people who compose it get renewed constantly, both in the capital and locally.
"Men don't use conditioner when washing their hair." I must also elaborate; he didn't have short hair. he was growing it past his shoulders, and for long hair, you NEED conditioner.
"Hes not Caucasian, he's white!" This came from a girl that I'm still friends with about one of the (very white) dudes that we're friends with, and I've never let her live it down.
@@Trotsky.-.83_years_ago_-_and How is this a whoosh? They weren’t making a joke and said something that is commonly mixed up by a lot of people and I just told them what Caucasian really means
@@Trotsky.-.83_years_ago_-_and Mongoloid, you're thinking Mongoloid. Those are based on an archaic "race theory" that was put forth by a German anthropologist in the late 19th century as justification for white supremacism. Those categories are not accepted by modern anthropologists.
1: I’m a french teacher, my student was talking about « Les Misérables ». I said « Marius » many times, in the french pronunciation because this is a french character in a french book by a french author set in France. She doesn’t understand, so I say it many times, in different intonations. She still doesn’t get it. So I write it down and she goes « aaaaaaaah! Marius » , she said it with the pronunciation of her mother tongue, very different from the original one, which would have been ok if she didn’t proceed to tell me « of course if you don’t use the right and correct pronunciation there is no way I can understand !! » 2: when I was a kid, I moved to Ecuador for one year. In my mother tongue, Ecuador and Equator is the same word. I told my karate teacher that I would stop because we were going to Ecuador. He laughed and asked my mother where we were moving. She said « Ecuador » and he said it’s impossible because « we draw this line on maps as an indication but you cannot live on a line. » 3: old dudes asking me how many time a month I cut my ferret’s teeth. Not even counting the times when people confused him with animals that are nothing alike. The great prize goes to the boy who said « mom, look, a meerkat » to which the mother answered « don’t be dumb. It’s a beaver »
I dont blame her and we were very young, elementary school, and a girl who rode my school bus argued with me that my first name WAS short for Clayton, when in fact it is not. I understand her confusion as at the time I was probably the only person named "Clay" (that wasn't short for Clayton) at this point in her life, but why would she think that she knows my name better than I do?
In some parts of the world (my country is one of them, there could be more), only the "original" name can usually be the formal name and that belief actually represents the truth (there are exceptions though).
@@XenophonSoulis that's pretty interesting, see where I am from (US), my mother calls my sisters by their full name (the names they typically go by are shortenversions of their proper full name) when they are in trouble (not exclusively), however, due to my name being short and not shortened she uses my first and middle name
I answer all questions Idk the answer to like that. Example: “What number am I thinking of?” Me: “Hmmm... You’re thinking of the number you are currently thinking of.”
my parents told me, and i believed it up until the age of 12 that, additionally to santa and the tooth fairy, there is also the pacifier guy, that took all your pacifiers away when you were little and gave you a present. Even after I learnt about santa, I fully believed that it was an accurate job, similar to that of a junk dealer, but for pacifiers 🤦♀️
"This place is a god damn mess! Sweep that shadow till it's gone!" and my dumbass just replied "Yes drill sergeant!" and swept that floor like hoping that by some miracle the shadow would disappear before I get smoked
Why the f*ck was a drill sergeant mad enough at a shadow to want it sweeped up? O_o Or did you f*ck up and the drill sergeant was punishing you for being a stupid @$$?
It wasn't in English, but I kind of changed it into something similar so that you guys can understand it in the English way. So there's this new volume of a children fiction series came out called "Chopin's Choir" (it wasn't actually called Chopin's Choir, but the incident works with something like this) or something, and it was from a very famous series in our hometown, so famous that if you're kid that haven't heard of this series, either you have no access to the outer world or you have amnesia. That time I was a student librarian of my elementary school, and the library bought this "Chopin's Choir" and quickly made it onto the shelves. Then when I saw this book while shelving it, I said to my classmate (also a student librarian): "Oh look, Chopin's Choir!" Then another student librarian underclassmen came and yelled at me: "it's "Chop-ing's Chor-ar", not "Sho-pan's Kuai-ar"!!!! How come you guys can't even pronounce it correctly? You're an upperclassmen! Either I'm too smart or you're too stupid..." and walks away. Since then I always pronounce Chopin and Choir in her way, and when people tell me it's not the right pronounciation, I respond with "an underclassmen, who is smarter than me, taught me this correct way".
“I’m from California so I now a bit of everything” precedes to explain how the pyramids were somehow both a lightning rod and giant Tesla coil that powered all of ancient Egypt. Mind you, he did not know what a Tesla coil was, so trying to figure what the hell this crackpot theory was about was one of the most brain melting experience I’ve ever had.
@@misscyanic2484 or atlanteans! Or humans possessed by interdimentional spirit creatures with no physical bodies on this plane of existence. Only they never left, and they still here fuckin around, getting elected president and raising tigers in oklahoma n shit
"The work you put in is a direct reflection of your character." No. The work most people put in is a direct reflection of their pay or desperation. Character doesn't pay bills or put food on the table and too many businesses are all lip service, no reward. Stop using that bullshit as an excuse to overwork the underpaid.
There was a restaurant in America that decided to start selling 1/3rd pounders at the same price as McDonalds 1/4 pounders. Even though they advertised it extensively, it didn't sell. When they hired a market research company to find out why it wasn't selling it was because, the majority of Americans thought that 1/4 lb is bigger than 1/3 lb. So there seems to be something lacking in the education system there.
My former wife was talking to me about someone she referred to as a "barflee." I had no idea what she was saying, then I realized she was saying "barfly" and was merely pronouncing it as it was spelled....my howls of laughter did nothing for our marriage, I will say.
@@Pensive_Scarlet Actually she was a very intelligent woman; however she had little formal education, and now I regret poking fun at her....I was young and had little wisdom about how to treat people I loved.
@@mistality2678 Yeah, I know New Mexico in the US not Mexico and I'm Australian. My answer to those Americans who tell me NM is in Mexico is to say "so you think New England is in England". That generally causes them to malfunction and fall silent or just run away.
14:30 "in the beginning [of WW1] Cavalry was still being used" Fun fact: Not only was it used throughout the war, but it wasn't unheard of in WW2 and the last time the US used Cavalry was in 2001.
“I LOVE fun!!” I still laugh about that one, not because it’s actively stupid but rather because he thought he was dropping some deep thoughts when he said that
22:56 this reminded me of something my therapist said to me recently. “You say you have bad anxiety and yet you go out of your way to be in a relationship”
Backstory, we were learning about cell theory when they got to the part of spontaneous generation my teacher said, "is there a way they could have monitored things better?" When a kid said, "they could have used security cameras." To which we told him that they didnt have cameras back in the 1600s. To which he replied,"then how did they get the footage of the people studying in the 1600s hmmmmmmmmm? Maybe you should study better b!+(h." Then we told him it was a reenactment of something. Upon further questioning it turned out all of the bible reenactments and Roman's fighting he saw believed that they had been filmed on location, at the same time. Tdlr, kid thinks reenactments are real. (This was gt pre ap 8th grade science.)
When I was a teenager a guy several years older than me said to me, "You know what I've never understood? How did the cavemen not all get eaten by dinosaurs way back in the past? It seems like a human wouldn't be able to get away from, like, a T-Rex?" 🤣
You don't run from a T-Rex, you fist-fight it! Doesn't matter how good or bad a boxer you are, T-rexes only have titchy little arms with no reach, you can just pick them off with a good hook or uppercut!
I know compass directions and understand some of the underlying facts like Earth's magnetic poles and so on. Yet somehow my interna) operating system knows that: North is forward. West is left. East is right. And -- get this -- South is down. (Sometimes, though, behind me.) It screws up a lot of navigation. I tell people in need GPS (satnav) to get from my kitchen to my living room.
Wait... what? My brain short circuited from that. So the obvious dumb thing of Asian people can't be jewish is wrong but then also white people can't be jewish? And then all asians are apparently white or is that a separate rule?
this was me saying something stupid because it makes me laugh out loud when i think about it. i watched a youtube video of a random guy making fun of gay people so i was gonna leave a catty comment. i commented something like “i wouldn’t talk when your head is shaped like a guacamole.” i meant avocado. i sent a photo of the comment to my friend thinking i did such a good job and he said “girl do you mean avocado”
When I was in elementary school I was convinced I was born on the 7th but I was actually born on the 6th of the month. My mom said "I'm pretty sure I remember when you were born since I gave birth to you"
When my dad was a kid a teacher insisted that my dad was spelling his name wrong... when my dad said he wasn't he got hit on his knuckles with a ruler over and over. Needless to say, my dad wasn't wrong and the teacher got a visit by my granddad and got the crap beat out of him.
My Dad actually had the reverse of this. Was raised thinking his birthday was August 27th. When he turned 18 and registered for the military draft, the paperwork came back with an error that he had submitted an incorrect birthdate. So he got a copy of his birth certificate to prove the date... and discovered that his birthday was actually August 26th and he had been celebrating the wrong date for 18 years.
I thought I was born on 7th up until I got my birth certificate as a teen and found out it was actually the 8th and my mom was wrong all those years telling me, and everyone it was 7th
My mother believed until I was one year old, that I was born 6 days before my actual birthday. Edit: This may sound fake but it's true. For some reason she was convinced that I was born 6 days before my actual birthday. My father had to correct her the whole time. When I reached my first birthday she finally remembered it. She always had a hard time remembering birthdays
@@grueslayer You mean a teacher that has basic human respect for other people and their identities? That’s a smart teacher. The fact you think differently shows a lot of about your own character.
God forbid should the bigots children be taught to respect others. How will their churches ever get them to burn people at the stake for heresy? They get a bonus if said person being burnt at the stake is a teacher. Double bonus if it's a science teacher.
The teacher bashers don’t have the cobbles to be teachers. They’re like the mouth breathers who couldn’t go into the military so become mommy’s basement soldiers, playing CofD and committing stolen valor.
There was this girl on the Internet who told me that playing video games is stressful, but it's good because it makes kids playing them immune to stress when they grow up.
Here’s one from my friend, love him and bless his soul. We were watching a video of fail compilations and someone got bird poop in their mouth during a soccer game, my friend turns to me and says “Man can u imagine if an airplane flies over and someone was shitting, he could have had real human shit in his mouth!” I looked at him puzzled and ask what he’s talking about He looked at me and said dead seriously “yeah didnt u know when u poop on the airplane they flush it right out to the ground?” I wish I made this up
0:21 I'm no expert on science, but that teacher sounds like they're in the wrong career. Edit: OMG. How are these ppl teachers? Our children are doomed...
The wealthy, via our government is dumbing us down. The uneducated are much easier to control and manipulate. The first 27 weeks of school they teach absolutely nothing but the test. That gives teachers 9 weeks each year to teach children. Now that they're not teaching cursive writing who will tell the people what our important,historical papers say? The same people who are intentionally dumbing us down?
The craziest thing that happen to me was when my Christian wellness teacher took me into the hall and without asking started spraying me with holy water. 😂
I saw someone in a comment section saying that 110 - 91 was 21. they said they did the subtraction in a calculator and called anyone who replied with "19" "kids that don't understand basic math" I'm bad at basic math and used to put myself down whenever I answered something wrong, but after seeing that guy being so confident about a wrong answer i felt so much better
It bugs me that people think accents are only what other peoples have. Not trying to be mean, but I've met a *lot* of U.S. Americans who truly believe that they don't have accents. Sometimes they're genuinely confused at the suggestion of such an idea.
That's absolutely true. It's a well-known paraphrasing of a Mark Twain passage: “The glory which is built upon a lie soon becomes a most unpleasant incumbrance. … How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and how hard it is to undo that work again!”
Talking about the tour de France with a friend years ago and they say "the ride can't be that stressful, they're French." I was already like lol what, but they continue, "and why is Lance Armstrong so cocky about winning it, isn't he an astronaut? Shouldn't he be riding bicycles on the moon?" - When I was 20, my dad was gonna take me shoe shopping and asked what size I wear, I told him 9. He proceeded to tell me I was wrong. I was like "what are you talking about? I wear size 9 shoes. " He argued that women's shoe sizes don't go that high because women are obsessed with everything being small sizes, no higher than 6, so therefore I could not wear size 9 shoes because they didn't exist. Yes I showed him the 7 and up size at the store, no he did not apologize. He said "well that must be new."
A teacher I had in middle school said 911 was the number for the police because of 9/11 and that before that the number was just 0. I wasn’t too sure about it and my mom told me that the number was changed to 911 years (maybe decades?) before 9/11.
A bit late, but 999 was changed to 911 shortly after the mobile phone became available. the old phones had buttons, and lots of people carried them in their back-pockets. When sitting down and moving in your seat it was very easy to hit the 9 a few times. Then, when you stood up the phone moved and the call-button was hit, with as result the phone dialed 999 without anybody noticing. It gave huge problems, mostly because everybody thought it was some unknown electronic problem. Once they realized what happened it was easier to change the number than to chance every phone. Modern phones don't have buttons anymore. It has nothing to do with 9/11 indeed.
One of my "friends" said that video games make you violent and that's the reason he likes playing outside. I have played video games my whole life and they didn't have any negative effect on me.
Back when trains first started to be a thing people advocated for them not to go too fast because, direct quote, 'the female body is not designed to travel at 50 miles per hour, her uterus would fall out!'
I have a few 1. England is a city in China 2. Italy is an island near Japan 3. Ireland and the Galapagos Islands are mistakenly swapped on maps Same person, by the way
The with confidence part of this reminds me of my dad He can say something and say it in a way that even if you just proved it is incorrect you doubt yourself
"That will last me for at least until there's no more left!"
I mean, that's not wrong
Wherever you go, there you are!
It's guaranteed to work until it's f***ed up.
...I actually repeat this one OFTEN...
...AND with supreme confidence. ;o)
@@gnarthdarkanen7464 accurate, if you ask me
@@Burneth_ At least I don't get sued for false advertisement. ;o)
I remember everything apart from what I forget
somebody once told me “the world was gonna roll me”
i’m still around and the world hasn’t rolled over me. he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed
Rule is what it says I get it’s a joke but yeah
Oh wait nvm I was wrong it says roll dang my life is a lie.
This is my new favorite comment
Oh, you.
Hahaha
He probably looked pretty dumb, did you throw him the "loser" sign?
"Cows, unlike elephants, are not mammals" "Have you ever seen a deer give birth? They lay eggs, I'm sure" - My Father, 2020
Hopefully he was just joking? If not, he needs to go back to school.
@@deborahyoung1873 he's got to be the dumbest smart person I've ever met. how is he a certified genius?
Wow. He'd be shocked on a farm.
@@fatimahlovesjoon6190 oh that explains it.
What, y’all never tried deer eggs? Best for omelettes.
A guy I knew said this guy came up to him at the mall and asked him, "Why come y'all so stu-pud?" He was laughing too much to respond.
Hi possum
Ah, come for your new source of garbage?
What's up Possum
I love randomly catching your comments on vids like this one, or the occasional viral tweet
again why did the goblin turn on the stove
"I don't believe in doctors, I only believe science"
-my best friend's wife
I feel bad for your friend
@@rednetherbrick3178 I feel bad for every that woman has ever said that too
TBH some doctors are quite lazy and don't update their scientific knowledge.
Doctors definitely do suck though
Putting your absolute trust in doctors is like putting your absolute trust in politicians. Most gp's do the minimum amount of work thats possible and phone it in. Had a friends mom die because a gp diagnosed her witg having hepatitis(she had liver cancer)
7:53 “So, are ya Chinese or Japanese?”
“Neither, we’re Laotian.”
“The ocean? What ocean?”
“No, we from Laos, stupid! It’s a country in Southeast Asia.”
“....”
“....”
“So, are ya Chinese or Japanese?”
*How among us randoms act in real life*
Editing my comment cuz i just remembered what laos was so nvm
@@Unknown-vx6qm LOL
"No, i am not gay! I sell propane, and propane accessories!"
@@tinbanger66 One of the funniest scenes in all of KotH and there are many funny scenes, I tell you hwat.
"Ann Frank is hitlers dauther"
Me:"What a twist!"
Sorry, I had to do a brain reset after that. I meant, it's possible, but... so improbable that its close to impossible...
Top 10 anime plot twist.
Do you know THAT DUDE?
Fucking soap opera level shit.
I legit had to pause the video and kinda just sit there in utter bewilderment for a solid minute after that...
"I can speak hispanic."
Yes, they were serious.
Non native English speaker here! Wasn't Hispanic the name of the people that live in the country?
@@REDFRLegend There were people from Spain called Spaniards or Spanish. Hispanic means speaking the Spanish language. So Spaniards are Hispanic, as are many people in the Americas.
@@damipark6534 Oh! I switched what people are called there with language! Thank you for explaining!
Hey i speak asian guys
Well, I know the Polish word for "Spanish" is "hiszpański"... so maybe there's some truth to that, depending on where you live.
"dont say that nonsense, chocolate is perfectly fine for dogs! If we can eat it so can they"
- My mother's husband
next tme you sohuld set the hidden camera nearly her, set the angel that can record her face boviously, and trig her to said sometihng like that again, and then post that clip in any subreddit about dog.
Chocolate is poisonus to humans, but the LD50 is over 5kg of pure chocolate in one sitting
Five day old roadkill fox with a tyre print down its back is perfectly fine for dogs. If they can eat it so can she.
Really hope they don’t have any dogs.
@@beastmaster0934 they do unfortunately 🥲
“That’s going by science I’m going by the Bible” that was their response when we were arguing because they thought men were superior to women because the first person on earth was a man and I researched and proved him wrong and told him the first identifiable human was female. The Bible isn’t an excuse to be sexist.
This, i hate how alot of people just turns on a blind eye about how sexist the Bible is, and how they treated women as objects or property
@@nethermore2946 exactly
@@jynx3978 okay? Doesn’t make them superior just because men have it easier in that way?-
Where did you get that notion? The mitochondrial Eve isn't literally the first human, and oldest fossil (Lucy) being female doesn't mean the first human was female.
@@MirzaAhmed89 hence: “first identifiable”
My sister once said, while watching an action movie: "I wouldn't waste my time screaming if I fell off a building."
Dad and I asked her what a person was supposed to do. Work on their knittings? Write a book?? Solve world hunger???
Bitch, better solve world hunger on the way down 😂 make yourself useful lol
@@ifiwsaflowridbearose
“Eureka, I’ve discovered how to stop aging, all we have to do is”
Splat
@@skeltonslay8er781 I don't know if that was intentional, but dying WOULD probably stop aging. XD
@@skeltonslay8er781 Well they solved aging for themselves
@@vertihippo1274 Yeah, no... You do indeed age, even if you're dead...
Have you heard of the term "decomposing" before? xD
"Someone who's hot can't be a bad person."
Well, it might seem that way if you rationalize away all the flaws of anyone who happens to be your type.
To be fair the moment I find out someone is a bad person I don't find them hot.
I live in Arizona (a state in America) but I don't think I'm a good person.
"You know, it's funny; when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."
And that is why the Crazy/Hot Chart is a thing.
@@maxinealexander9709 I wish Wanda came back ;( I like her and Bojack
As an Asian, i can confirm that we're all secretly ninjas.
And all speak Asian or Chinese
Not anymore.
@@daltonsmith8546mhm, my favorite language; *asian*
@@daltonsmith8546 I speak enchanting table language
Why the fuck this did make me laugh lol
I cackled at "he quoted "his own brain after much research" as his source"
I wish I could use that in essays
“Wings are legs!” Said by a former cook offering me chicken thighs or wings and getting very frustrated when I just kept saying “legs.”
She was so adamant she was right I had to ask a bunch of students the next day to confirm that no, they are different types of limb. She wasn’t always an idiot, but her stubbornness made her look really stupid when she refused to accept defeat.
I swear the amount of people I speak to that say "they aren't animals, they're mammals" or "they aren't animals they're birds" is mad
Not sure how "vegetarians" rationalise eating fish. What are they, dried fruit?
Ah yes. This this bird is no animal! It’s a stack of
LASAGNA
@@damipark6534...I actually don't know anymore. All I could think of is that there are different types of vegans: one likes cheese, and other's not.
@@Crazylom but they continuos eating the cheese of cow's milk? bc really already exist vegan cheese, maybe they eat that cheese xd
like from milk of seeds, nuts, cashew chestnut, etc xd
is soo weird that cheese, we sale it xd
@@Crazylom Vegetarians still eat animal products like eggs and milk, vegans dont eat any animal products.
Said with absolute confidence: "If it's called [plague]-19, then [plague]- one through eighteen must have been created in a lab and failed at being deadly enough."
Granted, it can be hard to remember 2019 after all the bull$#!+ of 2020. @_@ /s
Why have you censored the word COVID?
@Alexander McNearney And what’s wrong with COVID or corona virus?
Reminds me of that reporter who said "it's covid-19 not covid-1!" the 19 in the name is for 2019. So, what happened in 2001?
Oh wait...
(yeah, I shouldn't joke about that)
@@zenithkaijaou4182 youtubes been dealing with misinformation by deleting the word unless they are paid to advertise it by medical people or something like that.
Kid asked my male tech teacher “ what’s your maiden name”
It's unusual, but not unheard of that sometimes the husband takes his wife's name instead of the other way around
@@evanarmont and sometimes neither name changes, so yeah
🤣🤣🤣
@@BattlerOfEarth true, for example, Tom Hanks is married to Rita Wilson
@@evanarmont I'm quite surprised you responded. One of my friends very distant uncles that took their aunt's name, because of some family traditions about whoever marries into the family has to take the name. Most of my aunt's kept their names, or hyphenated them.
"When your glasses fall off how do you see them to put them back on?"
There's a difference between being blind and having bad vision.
The amount of times people have asked me, “How many fingers am I holding up?” when I’m not wearing my glasses, could have paid my college tuition 😂 I would respond, “I can see your fingers 🙄 They’re just slightly blurry.”
Effectively, there is sometimes little or no difference. If I have put my glasses down in an unusual place? My very small, thin, glasses with dark wire earpieces? Like on top of a magazine cover that has a dark background with a lot of lines. In low light.
Sometimes I find my glasses by patting flat surfaces carefully.
@@FuzzyElf Yeah, I have dark green glasses so when I put them on a black couch or bench or table it's hard to see, but still, I know the general area and then just squint in that direction.
@@FuzzyElfI once put my black glasses over black cords and lost them for 3 hours thankfully this was a Saturday and I had nothing to to
Impossible. I've seen Scooby Doo. Anyone with glasses immediately becomes blind if they are lost. It is known.
One day, my friends and I went on a walk. While on said walk, someone in a car drove past us and screamed, "I LIKE FROGS" we then just absolutely died.
Okay, what's this got to do with the video, or people being stupid?
Were any of you wearing green?
Should have yelled back "Go play Star Fox 64 and you'll change your mind!"
Answering a teachers maths question confidently with “Error 41” (they made a mistake on the calculator but thought that was correct).
As a teacher I would have found that freaking hilarious 😂
That’s freakin’ hilarious 😂😂😂
“Translate Server Error” xD xD
Well letters are sometimes used in math........
Jokes aside, some of us (just for fun) actually did that.
Class had a good laugh and we learnt to just left the solvable function as the answer.
That the Jedi are not evil
Ayo, my favorite Skywalker. How did the screams of those kids feel? I bet they sounded really evil right?
👉😎👉
That Seal Team 6 didn't kill Bin Laden
That’s true
@@psychopomp558 Not from his point of view
If only that were true
My roommate got really drunk and said, "The Earth is flat."
I rolled up a magazine and playfully tapped her on the nose saying, "No... No..."
Very “playfully” I hope
Edna Mode..?
*FECKIN WAP*
@@Ni-boo More like Brian Griffin disciplining Peter for telling Lois she was getting fat.
@@509Gman If physical contact intended to trigger heterosexual roughhousing is still playful, then yes. Very playful.
My brother recently reminded me of when I was moved across the country to live with him at 17 and I encountered a fridge with the built in ice maker for the first time in my life. I figured out the ice part no problem, I'm not an idiot.
Maybe a month went by until we were talking in the kitchen one night and I make a remark about the "fancy fridge" he owned saying "you can get regular ice and crushed ice which is pretty cool - but what about the light water?". My brother starts laughing, like a real gut laughter and I didn't understand into he walked over and pressed the "light" button and a light came on.
Up until that point, every time I pressed the light button it was daytime and I didn't notice any change so I legit thought the fridge was magically filtering my water to make it "lighter" and I'm sure this will be told at my wedding someday.
Suggestion: never marry. :-)
"You should eat the crust because it's the most nutritious part of the bread"
I just realized I also internalized that from my mother. There's no reason to eat the crust, my life has been a lie.
They weren't lying about some skins of vegetables being more nutritious. Well, they probably were, but they were unintentionally right. Or, probably passed down from their mothers.
The reason to eat the crust is to not waste any of the bread. No reason to lie about it though.
Why would you NOT eat the crust?
No, they put the crust around the bread to give consistency to the sandwich
@@geckoo9190 three years later, and I still stand by my comment.
"Pretty people can't be depressed "
Edit: He wouldn't know either way.
if that was true I would still be deppressed
@@shortleader0958 oof
Guess I never had depression then
Good looking people can be depressed but rich people can't lol. Like get a therapist, you can actually afford it
@@SnoFitzroy stupidest thing I've heard. Half the time rich people are depressed because they don't feel the need to live because they already have a bunch of money
asians dont have fingerprints.
me, an asian: **looks at fingers**
I’m only half Asian, so mine are just blurry 😩
i checked i didnt see any fingerprints just weird lines
As an Asian we do not, in fact , have fingerprints
Last I checked my grand ma is Asian, my finger prints should be 75% less visible.
HmMmMmMm
"Capacitors store positive energy, Resistors store negative energy" - Me, whenever I meet an electrical engineer/electrician. their reaction is priceless
I'm gonna use this one.
Someone I was working with told me we shouldn't help another person catch up on their work because we need to have teamwork so they have to do their part. It apparently it was bad teamwork to help others because it prevents them from doing their job. He was so serious and refused to listen. I didn't really care if he helped out but it hurts my head to hear something that stupid.
Once when I was a kid, I thought those moon pie snacks were called cow pies, so I confidently said, "Aw yeah, have you ever had a cow pie? They're *so* good"
I never heard the end of it
I love Moon Pies!
Cow pies, I will not eat.
I swear Moon Pies were better 40 years ago, though.
You are awesome for admitting that! Have a MoonPie on me.
"the ice cream truck only plays the song when they've run out of ice cream" i believed that until i was 15 years old.
My condolences, human
@@mecrumbly429___4 thank you fellow youtube user
@@josefwakeling7103 No, really! I can imagine being told that... Oh boy, that's damage!
My aunt had my little cousin convinced for several years that it was just a truck that drove around playing music to entertain people.
That was not dumb, that was real smart, though mean of an adult to dissuade the kid from getting the ice cream.
"china is the biggest city in Japan"
My family believing that Japan and China are the same country
@@REDFRLegend but how?
@@EneTheGene I have no idea. They always told me that and it took me years to get them to understand that Japan and China are two different countries that each has their own capital city. They always thought China is the capital city of Japan or the other way around
🤣🤣🤣
Yes in fact it's so big, it's bigger than Japan!
"Iran is located in Afrika" took 10ish year old me almost an hour and a map to convince my dad it's located in Asia. He just didn't want to look at it and accept his mistake.
In his defense, it IS pretty close to Africa though. :P
Wait i thought it was in the middle east or something??
@@Unknown-vx6qm the Middle East is in asia, it’s not its own continent
@@MyouKyuubi yeah, In the way that Texas is close to Newfoundland
@@nukiradio I highly suggest you whip up a map, before making a clown of yourself in public.
The only thing between Iran and Africa, is Saudi Arabia, doofus. :P
When I was in like the 6th or 7th grade I had an old friend of mine tell me she was vegetarian but she still ate fish. We got into an argument where she insisted that she was vegetarian and that fish wasn't meat. I actually thought I was going insane. I was literally breaking everything apart and looking up the definition of "meat" and "vegetarian." That was when I even found out that the term "pescatarian" was a thing.
Ooo, I just detest it when people say, "I don't eat meat, just fish."
YOU EAT FISH MEAT. WTF DO YOU THINK THAT IS?
“The solar system is the Milky Way”-a not so good classmate of mine when we’re leaning about astronomy
The sheer number of lay people who do NOT understand the enormous difference between type 1 and type 2 diabetes is astounding.
It's particularly distressing, considering the near epidemic spread of both. ;o)
I always mix them up.
i didn't know diabetes existed, i thought those commercials made it up! /j
Well there's probably medical conditions that you don't have that you know nothing about.
@@VideoDeadGaming: To an extent, I agree, I can’t fault people for not knowing too much about certain conditions. With that said though, the confidence that people state some of their statements: “does that mean you need sugar then?” And so on...
While we’re there, I could go on about hypoglycaemia awareness, but I’m too lazy for that and want my bed...
"You'll never find anybody like me"
I think that's the fucking point ex girlfriend who I won't mention for privacy reasons.
Oh go on, tell us. My ex bf was a wast of my time, too.
Ditto me on the ex bf. He was awful pretty but that was all he had.
"I'm Half bear." This was said by a girl on my bus at school.
"I've met your brother before and we talk all the time out of school." Me and my brother would go home at the same time on the same bus.
"Your nails are fake." I have longer nails than most people. Said by the same girl who claimed to know my brother.
"Heavier things fall faster." I would then pick up two different weighted objects and drop them, both hitting the ground at the same time.
"The bulb won't break." My friend then proceeds to shatter a Christmas light by biting it.
"Coke and Pepsi are owned by the same company." Same person as the Christmas bulb one.
"You'll get used to it." Said by a guy who would keep putting his arm around me. Note: Being touched is uncomfortable to me usually.
"If hummingbirds land, they die." Someone told me thing when I was talking about birds. Kid thought they flew in their sleep.
"I'll beat you in Mario Kart." I then proceed to beat them. Online is a different story, though.
There's probably a lot more, but I can't think of them right now.
Hummingbirds dying if they land is an old one, since the belief is that if their wings stop, their hearts stop. Flying in their sleep is not the most unusual thing, since sea mammals can rest half their brain at a time and still keep swimming.
Of course, hummingbirds actually have no problem perching, and their heartbeat slows down considerably, with no issue getting back up to speed once they start flying again.
This actually makes sense...
Sure, hummingbirds don't die, if they land. But they probably land, before they die.
So, some persons saw hummingbirds landing, before they take their final breath, and assumed their heart stopped because if the landing, not because of age/pesticides/whatever
So, they spread the news, and it becomes a myth. But actually, it is just correlation vs causation
She may not be half bear but she is full clown XD
Except heavier things do fall faster on Earth, because of the air. Take a ball and a feather and drop them at the same time. The feather will fall slower. You have probably used two objects not that different in weight to really spot the difference in their speed. Anyway, they would all fall at the same speed in vacuum.
@@ESCLuciaSlovakia A crumbled piece of paper falls faster than an uncrumpled piece even if they're the same weight. The reason the feather falls slower is wind resistance.
"What do you MEAN narwhals are real?! They're just like Unicorns, stop messing with me!"
Whole 5th grade class spent about 2 months trying to convince him that narwhals were, in fact, real. He was a transfer student, he would be in 6th if he was still at his old school. A 6th grader thought that narwhals weren't real. After the 2 months our class just... Gave up.
That's so nice for the unknown guy to give Adam his findings administering drip torture. It's so nice when experienced people pass on their knowledge 😃
"the government cares about the people's will being"
That's the worst one I've heard
It dependes in which country you live in
"We have the people's best interests at heart"
I mean it's not 100% false (depending on where you are) but it is a dangerous mindset to have.
I remember one time I heard the philosophy of fascism be described as "the stat's interests are also the people's interests", or something along those lines. I can't find the quote again, and doubt I will because of how liberally people throw around the word "fascist" in recent times. But if that is true, then that makes what that person said an incredibly dangerous mindset.
Not really, some countries just care more than others, but none do 100%.
People who treat "the government" as one entity, one beeing, one individual, one mind, surely said a few.
Expecially considering that the people who compose it get renewed constantly, both in the capital and locally.
"Men don't use conditioner when washing their hair." I must also elaborate; he didn't have short hair. he was growing it past his shoulders, and for long hair, you NEED conditioner.
@JSkopezz well guy who told that to me was a moron.
I don't either, oh but wait. I'm female!??!!? 😱 plot twist
I have really curly hair so...yeah
Batman does. He gets a regular delivery from Conditioner Gordon.
@@pastychomper4939 omg im dying :P that was perfect!
"Hes not Caucasian, he's white!" This came from a girl that I'm still friends with about one of the (very white) dudes that we're friends with, and I've never let her live it down.
Well actually Caucasian is referring to the Caucasus mountains so technically not all white people are Caucasian
@@Bobobox95 r/woosh
Caucasian means white.
Negroid means black
I forgot the one for asian but there is one
@@Trotsky.-.83_years_ago_-_and How is this a whoosh? They weren’t making a joke and said something that is commonly mixed up by a lot of people and I just told them what Caucasian really means
@@Trotsky.-.83_years_ago_-_and Mongoloid, you're thinking Mongoloid. Those are based on an archaic "race theory" that was put forth by a German anthropologist in the late 19th century as justification for white supremacism. Those categories are not accepted by modern anthropologists.
@@Bobobox95 Right, and it's possible that's what she was referring to.
"I wish there was a window in between us so I didn't have to look at you."
That one made me laugh WAY too hard. LOL
1: I’m a french teacher, my student was talking about « Les Misérables ». I said « Marius » many times, in the french pronunciation because this is a french character in a french book by a french author set in France. She doesn’t understand, so I say it many times, in different intonations. She still doesn’t get it. So I write it down and she goes « aaaaaaaah! Marius » , she said it with the pronunciation of her mother tongue, very different from the original one, which would have been ok if she didn’t proceed to tell me « of course if you don’t use the right and correct pronunciation there is no way I can understand !! »
2: when I was a kid, I moved to Ecuador for one year. In my mother tongue, Ecuador and Equator is the same word. I told my karate teacher that I would stop because we were going to Ecuador. He laughed and asked my mother where we were moving. She said « Ecuador » and he said it’s impossible because « we draw this line on maps as an indication but you cannot live on a line. »
3: old dudes asking me how many time a month I cut my ferret’s teeth. Not even counting the times when people confused him with animals that are nothing alike. The great prize goes to the boy who said « mom, look, a meerkat » to which the mother answered « don’t be dumb. It’s a beaver »
I dont blame her and we were very young, elementary school, and a girl who rode my school bus argued with me that my first name WAS short for Clayton, when in fact it is not.
I understand her confusion as at the time I was probably the only person named "Clay" (that wasn't short for Clayton) at this point in her life, but why would she think that she knows my name better than I do?
In some parts of the world (my country is one of them, there could be more), only the "original" name can usually be the formal name and that belief actually represents the truth (there are exceptions though).
@@XenophonSoulis that's pretty interesting, see where I am from (US), my mother calls my sisters by their full name (the names they typically go by are shortenversions of their proper full name) when they are in trouble (not exclusively), however, due to my name being short and not shortened she uses my first and middle name
@@XenophonSoulis Xenophontac Solec?
@@monojitchatterjee3185?
I’ve had kids argue about my name too.. Which I don’t understand. But hey, what do I know? It’s not the name I was born with or anything 😂
"That will last me for at least until there's no more left" that's not stupid at all. That's 100% true
True. : /
Less dumbass, more smartass really.
That is what's called a "truism."
I answer all questions Idk the answer to like that.
Example: “What number am I thinking of?”
Me: “Hmmm... You’re thinking of the number you are currently thinking of.”
"Starting blocks make you run slower"
My buddy to me, a professional coach...
I did one track meet and immediately felt the difference when using a block. Your buddy is dumb.
@@ExcuseMyWeebRudeness well he's a cop, so that goes without saying XD
@@mastamizclix42 yikes dude
my parents told me, and i believed it up until the age of 12 that, additionally to santa and the tooth fairy, there is also the pacifier guy, that took all your pacifiers away when you were little and gave you a present. Even after I learnt about santa, I fully believed that it was an accurate job, similar to that of a junk dealer, but for pacifiers 🤦♀️
“If the primary fails to open, you have the rest of your life to open your reserve”
DAMN that one got me
"That will last me till theres no more left."
The actually only true statement in the entire vidro
No, all the statements in the Vidro are true.
Did you like the vidro and subscribed?
"This place is a god damn mess! Sweep that shadow till it's gone!" and my dumbass just replied "Yes drill sergeant!" and swept that floor like hoping that by some miracle the shadow would disappear before I get smoked
Why the f*ck was a drill sergeant mad enough at a shadow to want it sweeped up? O_o
Or did you f*ck up and the drill sergeant was punishing you for being a stupid @$$?
Someone my history class a few years ago stood up and proudly said that Asia was one of the 13 colonies. The entire class laughed at him.
When I broke my arm and my friend said to fix it, you just need to keep moving it as much as possible until there's no more pain
Old school dad fix, shake it off, walk it out!
It hurts? Don't touch it!
It wasn't in English, but I kind of changed it into something similar so that you guys can understand it in the English way.
So there's this new volume of a children fiction series came out called "Chopin's Choir" (it wasn't actually called Chopin's Choir, but the incident works with something like this) or something, and it was from a very famous series in our hometown, so famous that if you're kid that haven't heard of this series, either you have no access to the outer world or you have amnesia.
That time I was a student librarian of my elementary school, and the library bought this "Chopin's Choir" and quickly made it onto the shelves. Then when I saw this book while shelving it, I said to my classmate (also a student librarian): "Oh look, Chopin's Choir!" Then another student librarian underclassmen came and yelled at me: "it's "Chop-ing's Chor-ar", not "Sho-pan's Kuai-ar"!!!! How come you guys can't even pronounce it correctly? You're an upperclassmen! Either I'm too smart or you're too stupid..." and walks away.
Since then I always pronounce Chopin and Choir in her way, and when people tell me it's not the right pronounciation, I respond with "an underclassmen, who is smarter than me, taught me this correct way".
“I’m from California so I now a bit of everything” precedes to explain how the pyramids were somehow both a lightning rod and giant Tesla coil that powered all of ancient Egypt. Mind you, he did not know what a Tesla coil was, so trying to figure what the hell this crackpot theory was about was one of the most brain melting experience I’ve ever had.
Isn’t there a theory that they were actually giant batteries or something?
@@skeltonslay8er781 I've heard a theory that it might have been something like a giant chemistry set, used to produce hydrogen.
Duh! Everyone knows it's aliens
@@misscyanic2484 or atlanteans! Or humans possessed by interdimentional spirit creatures with no physical bodies on this plane of existence. Only they never left, and they still here fuckin around, getting elected president and raising tigers in oklahoma n shit
@@Thr0mamay 😂😂😂 oh, those infernal atlanteans!! Thx for the laff! 🧜♂️🧜♀️
“I think the political system in America is fine as it is”.
**Laughs as an American, then cries**
😂😂😂
*when you realize not all of these people are Americans* 👁👄👁
*As it is in the rest of the Earth*
@@actualrgescnt5337 The two party system doesn't work. Atleast in my opinion.
"The work you put in is a direct reflection of your character."
No. The work most people put in is a direct reflection of their pay or desperation.
Character doesn't pay bills or put food on the table and too many businesses are all lip service, no reward.
Stop using that bullshit as an excuse to overwork the underpaid.
There was a restaurant in America that decided to start selling 1/3rd pounders at the same price as McDonalds 1/4 pounders. Even though they advertised it extensively, it didn't sell. When they hired a market research company to find out why it wasn't selling it was because, the majority of Americans thought that 1/4 lb is bigger than 1/3 lb. So there seems to be something lacking in the education system there.
Grenades take 5 seconds, trust me...
Don't they though?
oh damn
No way it’s proto
Once heard somebody insist on pronouncing "dumbass" as "dumb-biss". Maybe it was just because of their unusual accent.
Lol that’s an accent thing.. Some places actually say it like that intentionally
My former wife was talking to me about someone she referred to as a "barflee." I had no idea what she was saying, then I realized she was saying "barfly" and was merely pronouncing it as it was spelled....my howls of laughter did nothing for our marriage, I will say.
@@ogivecrush Congrats on dodging *that* bullet, even if you still got grazed. ;D
@@Pensive_Scarlet Actually she was a very intelligent woman; however she had little formal education, and now I regret poking fun at her....I was young and had little wisdom about how to treat people I loved.
Stupid TTS. 😆😂🤣xD
Her "Are u located on America."
Me "Yes ma'am we are in El Salvador."
Her "what part of Mexico is that one"
i guess Los Angeles also must be mexican
Ive met more than a few people who thought New Mexico is part of Mexico and I would say no, its a US state and they would not hear it lol
@@mistality2678 Well, it _was_ part of Mexico
@@esh9x153 haha, makes me think they just haven't heard the news from 1846.
@@mistality2678 Yeah, I know New Mexico in the US not Mexico and I'm Australian.
My answer to those Americans who tell me NM is in Mexico is to say "so you think New England is in England".
That generally causes them to malfunction and fall silent or just run away.
14:30 "in the beginning [of WW1] Cavalry was still being used"
Fun fact: Not only was it used throughout the war, but it wasn't unheard of in WW2 and the last time the US used Cavalry was in 2001.
2001? Bruh that’s in modern times, I still can’t comprehend that! :O
“I LOVE fun!!”
I still laugh about that one, not because it’s actively stupid but rather because he thought he was dropping some deep thoughts when he said that
22:56 this reminded me of something my therapist said to me recently. “You say you have bad anxiety and yet you go out of your way to be in a relationship”
'you didn't make that', the stranger said as i resumed making that
I weep for humanity.
I weep Because of humanity
I'm out of tears.
...f*** humanity. ;o)
@Huon Sainsbury man destroy, monke create
@Huon Sainsbury Yes, return to monke
With monke we shall be reunited with Harambe
Backstory, we were learning about cell theory when they got to the part of spontaneous generation my teacher said, "is there a way they could have monitored things better?" When a kid said, "they could have used security cameras." To which we told him that they didnt have cameras back in the 1600s. To which he replied,"then how did they get the footage of the people studying in the 1600s hmmmmmmmmm? Maybe you should study better b!+(h." Then we told him it was a reenactment of something. Upon further questioning it turned out all of the bible reenactments and Roman's fighting he saw believed that they had been filmed on location, at the same time.
Tdlr, kid thinks reenactments are real.
(This was gt pre ap 8th grade science.)
There's always one kid who asks "If a cell is the smallest unit of life then what are Organelles?"
That "Practicality" isn't a word.
When I was a teenager a guy several years older than me said to me, "You know what I've never understood? How did the cavemen not all get eaten by dinosaurs way back in the past? It seems like a human wouldn't be able to get away from, like, a T-Rex?"
🤣
Were small! Just run underneath them, between their legs. Out the back, and you're free!
You don't run from a T-Rex, you fist-fight it! Doesn't matter how good or bad a boxer you are, T-rexes only have titchy little arms with no reach, you can just pick them off with a good hook or uppercut!
"The pandemic will be over by June!"
Oh boy were they mislead
@@danielyoung7534 as were you with your spelling :P
Two weeks to flatten the curve
@@davincent98 sadly the 2 weeks would be accurate if people stopped being children for that 2 week period and wore their masks
@@ruggedthread my friend I am ✨illiterate ✨
Maybe that person who thought every direction was north grew up at the South Pole.
I know compass directions and understand some of the underlying facts like Earth's magnetic poles and so on.
Yet somehow my interna) operating system knows that:
North is forward.
West is left.
East is right.
And -- get this -- South is down. (Sometimes, though, behind me.)
It screws up a lot of navigation. I tell people in need GPS (satnav) to get from my kitchen to my living room.
"No dude only people from Asia can be Jewish!!! *friend name* can't be because she's white!!"
??? Still not sure about that one.
Lmao, thinking Asian people cant be white is wrong anyways
@Kamepin UA Right??? Like there's just so much to unwrap in that statement
As someone who is quite white and Jewish, I can confirm that non-Asian people can be Jewish.
Wait... what? My brain short circuited from that. So the obvious dumb thing of Asian people can't be jewish is wrong but then also white people can't be jewish? And then all asians are apparently white or is that a separate rule?
I mean.... the Middle East is mostly in Asia.... so I mean.... yeah? But.... no? That was somehow so dumb it looped back to somewhat sensible.
In sixth grade honors math, a girl told me that 4 is not a multiple of 20 because 4 isn’t a multiple of 10. Why the hell are you here???
this was me saying something stupid because it makes me laugh out loud when i think about it. i watched a youtube video of a random guy making fun of gay people so i was gonna leave a catty comment. i commented something like “i wouldn’t talk when your head is shaped like a guacamole.” i meant avocado. i sent a photo of the comment to my friend thinking i did such a good job and he said “girl do you mean avocado”
When I was in elementary school I was convinced I was born on the 7th but I was actually born on the 6th of the month. My mom said "I'm pretty sure I remember when you were born since I gave birth to you"
It may be hard to be aware of the date when you're in labor.
When my dad was a kid a teacher insisted that my dad was spelling his name wrong... when my dad said he wasn't he got hit on his knuckles with a ruler over and over. Needless to say, my dad wasn't wrong and the teacher got a visit by my granddad and got the crap beat out of him.
My Dad actually had the reverse of this. Was raised thinking his birthday was August 27th. When he turned 18 and registered for the military draft, the paperwork came back with an error that he had submitted an incorrect birthdate. So he got a copy of his birth certificate to prove the date... and discovered that his birthday was actually August 26th and he had been celebrating the wrong date for 18 years.
I thought I was born on 7th up until I got my birth certificate as a teen and found out it was actually the 8th and my mom was wrong all those years telling me, and everyone it was 7th
My mother believed until I was one year old, that I was born 6 days before my actual birthday.
Edit: This may sound fake but it's true. For some reason she was convinced that I was born 6 days before my actual birthday. My father had to correct her the whole time. When I reached my first birthday she finally remembered it. She always had a hard time remembering birthdays
The teacher ones deeply concern me.
Edit: I can't believe I'm saying this, but if you are a transphobe, this is not the reply section for you.
The teaching program is where they send their dunces in many colleges.
@@grueslayer Some trans people don't have the money for the surgery. Maybe respect people's identities?
@@grueslayer You mean a teacher that has basic human respect for other people and their identities? That’s a smart teacher. The fact you think differently shows a lot of about your own character.
God forbid should the bigots children be taught to respect others. How will their churches ever get them to burn people at the stake for heresy? They get a bonus if said person being burnt at the stake is a teacher. Double bonus if it's a science teacher.
The teacher bashers don’t have the cobbles to be teachers. They’re like the mouth breathers who couldn’t go into the military so become mommy’s basement soldiers, playing CofD and committing stolen valor.
Petition to start using vegaquarian
There was this girl on the Internet who told me that playing video games is stressful, but it's good because it makes kids playing them immune to stress when they grow up.
Here’s one from my friend, love him and bless his soul.
We were watching a video of fail compilations and someone got bird poop in their mouth during a soccer game, my friend turns to me and says
“Man can u imagine if an airplane flies over and someone was shitting, he could have had real human shit in his mouth!”
I looked at him puzzled and ask what he’s talking about
He looked at me and said dead seriously “yeah didnt u know when u poop on the airplane they flush it right out to the ground?”
I wish I made this up
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I'm no expert on science, but that teacher sounds like they're in the wrong career.
Edit: OMG. How are these ppl teachers? Our children are doomed...
The wealthy, via our government is dumbing us down. The uneducated are much easier to control and manipulate. The first 27 weeks of school they teach absolutely nothing but the test. That gives teachers 9 weeks each year to teach children. Now that they're not teaching cursive writing who will tell the people what our important,historical papers say? The same people who are intentionally dumbing us down?
The children are our FUTURE. 😂😂😂😭
I have cancer. I was in a group of people and this one girl finds out and blurts out, “omg! Do u need a ride to the hospital?” Lol
Oop
I sincerely hope you get better
I swear to god I also had a girl ask me if I could use ambulances as taxis.
The craziest thing that happen to me was when my Christian wellness teacher took me into the hall and without asking started spraying me with holy water. 😂
Thank god she was there!
"When seconds count..."
I like the robot voice it’s so peaceful
Ikr
I love how it pronounces some words and it's hilarious when it's voicing two sides of an argument.
When it sez "hahaha "
I saw someone in a comment section saying that 110 - 91 was 21. they said they did the subtraction in a calculator and called anyone who replied with "19" "kids that don't understand basic math"
I'm bad at basic math and used to put myself down whenever I answered something wrong, but after seeing that guy being so confident about a wrong answer i felt so much better
It bugs me that people think accents are only what other peoples have. Not trying to be mean, but I've met a *lot* of U.S. Americans who truly believe that they don't have accents. Sometimes they're genuinely confused at the suggestion of such an idea.
It's easier to fool someone than to convince them they have been fooled
That's absolutely true. It's a well-known paraphrasing of a Mark Twain passage: “The glory which is built upon a lie soon becomes a most unpleasant incumbrance. … How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and how hard it is to undo that work again!”
"the laptop is hacking itself"...
The fake IT guy in me is having a stroke...
I can just imagine the chaos in the "Pearl Harbour is Japan" poster's classroom
Talking about the tour de France with a friend years ago and they say "the ride can't be that stressful, they're French." I was already like lol what, but they continue, "and why is Lance Armstrong so cocky about winning it, isn't he an astronaut? Shouldn't he be riding bicycles on the moon?"
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When I was 20, my dad was gonna take me shoe shopping and asked what size I wear, I told him 9. He proceeded to tell me I was wrong. I was like "what are you talking about? I wear size 9 shoes. " He argued that women's shoe sizes don't go that high because women are obsessed with everything being small sizes, no higher than 6, so therefore I could not wear size 9 shoes because they didn't exist. Yes I showed him the 7 and up size at the store, no he did not apologize. He said "well that must be new."
A teacher I had in middle school said 911 was the number for the police because of 9/11 and that before that the number was just 0.
I wasn’t too sure about it and my mom told me that the number was changed to 911 years (maybe decades?) before 9/11.
My brain keeps wanting to draw a connection between 911 and 9/11. I have no idea why.
A bit late, but 999 was changed to 911 shortly after the mobile phone became available. the old phones had buttons, and lots of people carried them in their back-pockets. When sitting down and moving in your seat it was very easy to hit the 9 a few times. Then, when you stood up the phone moved and the call-button was hit, with as result the phone dialed 999 without anybody noticing. It gave huge problems, mostly because everybody thought it was some unknown electronic problem. Once they realized what happened it was easier to change the number than to chance every phone. Modern phones don't have buttons anymore. It has nothing to do with 9/11 indeed.
One of my "friends" said that video games make you violent and that's the reason he likes playing outside. I have played video games my whole life and they didn't have any negative effect on me.
"We can't live without animal mass production in Germany because potatos won't be able to grow in the Alps." (German mountains)
Please tell me they were joking! Please tell me, a person from Germany, that they were joking!
I mean... did.. did they mean animals won't produce natural fertilizer?
Wait so they think that potatos are animals?!
Where's the logic😭
Some people are so dim their allergic to logic :_(
My parents says some stupid things but compared to these, they are above average smart...
Back when trains first started to be a thing people advocated for them not to go too fast because, direct quote, 'the female body is not designed to travel at 50 miles per hour, her uterus would fall out!'
I have a few
1. England is a city in China
2. Italy is an island near Japan
3. Ireland and the Galapagos Islands are mistakenly swapped on maps
Same person, by the way
"You're defending homosexuality, you must be a lesbian"
4:43 So this girl is telling me that if I wanted to move south, I would have to walk backwards?
That I should refer to demons as “mortally challenged.”
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHhhahahhHahayyayhahahahahhahahahhHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
please proceed with aggression
I hope Isabell and you are fighting the good fight!
@@ItsBunnyBuns Always.
I mean, _technically_ they are, taking you in mind
The with confidence part of this reminds me of my dad
He can say something and say it in a way that even if you just proved it is incorrect you doubt yourself
My twin sister said Sound is faster than light because you can hear it miles away and not see what makes it.