Pete Davidson's Best Roast Comebacks 🔥

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @stroboscopetm4305
    @stroboscopetm4305 2 года назад +19710

    "Don't give up kid, whatever disease you have you can beat it" 🤣 Pete really enjoyed that one

    • @ravenecho2410
      @ravenecho2410 2 года назад +85

      awesome, i can now wait for that punchline and already know it

    • @soumayanegi1098
      @soumayanegi1098 2 года назад +11

      Yea

    • @lstarbuck20
      @lstarbuck20 2 года назад +63

      Pete’s comebacks to Peyton had me in stitches

    • @allahuakbar4217
      @allahuakbar4217 2 года назад +11

      Read this comment as he said it😂

    • @Dizzydawne
      @Dizzydawne 2 года назад +9

      @@ravenecho2410 ohh really? Cry about it then

  • @kfost55
    @kfost55 3 года назад +22013

    The fact that Pete says "that was dope" after Jimmy's 9/11 joke while the crowd was groaning.
    Class act. It's all for the love of comedy

    • @darklord279
      @darklord279 3 года назад +500

      The response to the joke shocked me, I get that its a weird thing to joke about, but i think that is still one of Jimmy's tame jokes

    • @skankhunt-wy9wy
      @skankhunt-wy9wy 3 года назад +170

      @@darklord279 it's America bud, we can laugh at the joke, but only after a victim.

    • @Tridentus
      @Tridentus 3 года назад +121

      @@darklord279 Yep. I mean they probably told him a roast was meant to be "dark" so "bring your A game", and that's exactly what Jimmy did.

    • @StarfruitFilms
      @StarfruitFilms 3 года назад +172

      Jimmy’s humor is always brutal

    • @joechill9146
      @joechill9146 3 года назад +66

      Game recognize game

  • @jordanistrying
    @jordanistrying 3 года назад +42454

    The anger in Pete’s voice when he’s talking about Ann is so funny

    • @kristelpi652
      @kristelpi652 3 года назад +247

      Why is he so angry at her?

    • @JoshNormandy
      @JoshNormandy 3 года назад +1741

      @@kristelpi652 because she's Anne Coulter....

    • @roninkraut6873
      @roninkraut6873 3 года назад +336

      Blind hatred is hilarious

    • @raphfelix6305
      @raphfelix6305 3 года назад +279

      Destroyed her.

    • @iah8344
      @iah8344 3 года назад +1507

      Kristel Pi: she is notorious for dissing 9/11 survivors and families. She should be ashamed of herself

  • @rachellemorgan7556
    @rachellemorgan7556 2 года назад +2438

    “Ann Coulter, if you’re here, who’s scaring the crows away from our crops” 😂

    • @Cerberus8295
      @Cerberus8295 2 года назад +18

      I read it as he said it 🤣

    • @K0BRAKID
      @K0BRAKID 9 месяцев назад +7

      That joke is so basic that it's great 😂😂😂

    • @Sonny_Desousa
      @Sonny_Desousa 6 месяцев назад +1

      We watched the video mate

  • @Casey_and_Cars
    @Casey_and_Cars 3 года назад +34123

    The person responsible for Ann Coulter being there is a true genius

    • @Gioware
      @Gioware 3 года назад +4129

      and irresponsible at the same time, because of the crops.

    • @therealDANCEhall
      @therealDANCEhall 3 года назад +92

      How did this happen?

    • @Casey_and_Cars
      @Casey_and_Cars 3 года назад +1575

      @Talal Qureshi She's a political commentator. A lot of people hate her because she said that 9/11 victim family members didn't deserve to mourn.

    • @katiee4396
      @katiee4396 3 года назад +212

      @@Casey_and_Cars yeah she’s…odd

    • @thopkins2271
      @thopkins2271 3 года назад +194

      @@Casey_and_Cars She was referring to four of them specifically, four that spent great deals of money blaming the United States government. Was she wrong? Obviously. We’re they wrong? Not really. But it’s also disingenuous to suggest that she attacked them for grieving, or that it was more widespread than that.

  • @Ccamp-oe1io
    @Ccamp-oe1io 3 года назад +32433

    Pete seemed more bothered by Ann’s presence than he was by any of the 9/11 jokes. Absolutely phenomenal

    • @klipser66
      @klipser66 2 года назад +1963

      Unlike his father he took that roasting pretty well

    • @user-ix7bt3kq3h
      @user-ix7bt3kq3h 2 года назад +272

      @@klipser66 I- can I laugh or-

    • @PlraX
      @PlraX 2 года назад +143

      Who the f is ann?

    • @okay4567
      @okay4567 2 года назад +161

      @@PlraX blonde old woman

    • @denverattaway136
      @denverattaway136 2 года назад +17

      When did pushing government propaganda become synonymous with comedy? Sad, sad days that Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, George Carlin would push back against...not promote for their own career. Davidson is a pathetic hack.

  • @internetnerd73
    @internetnerd73 3 года назад +18961

    "I guess he has his dad's ashy skin" is a solid line.

  • @isabellanavarre832
    @isabellanavarre832 Год назад +1765

    “i guess you just have your dads ashy skin” took me OUT

    • @hempwire420
      @hempwire420 Год назад +2

      Ong

    • @Ch50304
      @Ch50304 Год назад +11

      That was brutal..

    • @Njx063
      @Njx063 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@Ch50304brutally hilarious

    • @davida6919
      @davida6919 2 месяца назад

      Just like 9/11 took his dad out

  • @brandonerickson1851
    @brandonerickson1851 3 года назад +12917

    You can tell in Pete’s voice he actually meant what he said to Ann Coulter.

    • @TheStuckNorris
      @TheStuckNorris 3 года назад +120

      Yea its pretty hard to hide bigotry.

    • @jamesteegardner2273
      @jamesteegardner2273 3 года назад +140

      @@TheStuckNorris No, don't you get it? She doesn't believe in the EXACT same things as you and I, so it's OK to hate her.

    • @jessicagay4872
      @jessicagay4872 3 года назад +26

      maybe she hadn't spent enough time with minoroties, and once she did and they treated her inclusively, they changed her beliefs about them.

    • @a12shotman
      @a12shotman 3 года назад +198

      @@jamesteegardner2273 yeah, turns out it's ok to hate racists. Who knew?

    • @Txtennisbabe07
      @Txtennisbabe07 3 года назад

      💯

  • @R0man.Geck0
    @R0man.Geck0 3 года назад +8342

    “First we had Martha Stewart who sells sheets now we have Ann Coulter who cuts eyeholes in them” that beats the scarecrow joke for me by a long shot💀💀💀

    • @demiofniets
      @demiofniets 3 года назад +59

      Yes so clever and true 😂

    • @mohamedayoub1194
      @mohamedayoub1194 3 года назад +21

      @@demiofniets I didn’t get his joke

    • @DaltonSmith
      @DaltonSmith 3 года назад +267

      @@mohamedayoub1194 everyone is calling her racist. The KKK’s uniform looks like sheets

    • @mohamedayoub1194
      @mohamedayoub1194 3 года назад +27

      @@DaltonSmith thank you for explaining ❤️

    • @factbeaglesarebest
      @factbeaglesarebest 3 года назад +3

      Golden lol

  • @sl1v876
    @sl1v876 3 года назад +12359

    His roasts with other people: absolutely destroying them
    His roasts with Shaq: *i'm so scared, please dont eat me*

    • @apotato1213
      @apotato1213 3 года назад +116

      @Repent to Jesus Christ no

    • @Ctrlaltme
      @Ctrlaltme 3 года назад +6

      BRUNOOOO

    • @factbeaglesarebest
      @factbeaglesarebest 3 года назад +29

      He roasted Shaq quite well.

    • @MrOrangeonion
      @MrOrangeonion 3 года назад +17

      @Repent to Jesus Christ Remember to show Wisdom with your posts,
      Spamming the same things everybody would have heard before wont help them as much, although what Lord Christ said is amazing and true, just stating something wont help many people.

    • @alongija
      @alongija 2 года назад +8

      @Repent to Jesus Christ nope

  • @kristisessions1109
    @kristisessions1109 2 года назад +1945

    Pete davidson is something else. He is so talented and funny and I truly think he has the sweetest heart. He took all of that in stride so well.

    • @chuckdeuces911
      @chuckdeuces911 2 года назад +24

      You're literally just typing words that you type everytime you comment on a celebrity. You have no idea who this dude is... none. And that's so creepy. It's almost like people leave comments expecting that person will read it and call you and make you famous because people just say anything...

    • @Scotthamilton8462
      @Scotthamilton8462 Год назад +7

      He's not funny or clever at all

    • @michaelbayne3474
      @michaelbayne3474 Год назад +2

      @@chuckdeuces911 Exactly, Pete Davidson and every other celebrity, wouldn't relieve themselves on her, if she was on fire.

    • @MthrowawatAccount-mf4tb
      @MthrowawatAccount-mf4tb Год назад +2

      "Funny"😂😂😂

    • @leonardsmith2170
      @leonardsmith2170 11 месяцев назад

      Pete Davidson is a hack. Straight up.

  • @joshniehaus4378
    @joshniehaus4378 3 года назад +19910

    That 9/11 joke about roasting Pete’s father was next level

    • @MrAjtello4
      @MrAjtello4 3 года назад +506

      That was insane

    • @yacobz
      @yacobz 3 года назад +1076

      Idk how he can laugh at that honestly. Pros for him for being able to disengage like that.

    • @tomazjordan8203
      @tomazjordan8203 3 года назад +516

      That shoukd not be a joke. Thats just pure Evil..

    • @tazdivil6527
      @tazdivil6527 3 года назад +11

      @L_B42 __ how?

    • @SquallSZ
      @SquallSZ 3 года назад +107

      @L_B42 __ what should be known? Some jokes are just of bad taste

  • @divmodx
    @divmodx 3 года назад +42009

    I love how it's jokes with everyone, except with Ann Coulter, you can see in his eyes he's dead serious.

    • @glenndanzigsmanycats2045
      @glenndanzigsmanycats2045 3 года назад +3173

      Oh dude if you watch the whole roast they ALL were dead serious with their Ann Coulter jabs.

    • @BAW47
      @BAW47 3 года назад +1422

      That's what I thought. It was difficult for him to hide his disdain for her (rightfully so imo)

    • @tiffanywyatt5137
      @tiffanywyatt5137 3 года назад +187

      I like how y'all just assume things but somehow always justify your assumptions

    • @erican3244
      @erican3244 3 года назад +721

      How could anyone even pretend to like that horrible woman? And why tf would anyone invite her to a roast in the first place!?

    • @Cactusmack-n9l
      @Cactusmack-n9l 3 года назад +79

      Goes to so show you he can't take a joke. Well he can if it's scripted.

  • @rishtia4486
    @rishtia4486 3 года назад +2265

    the genuine hatred in pete face when ann coulter made the joke ab him and when he roasts her is the best part of this video

  • @JagoVAL
    @JagoVAL 2 года назад +475

    shaq: crying with laughter
    Pete:
    “please don’t eat me..”

  • @michellemerchant7070
    @michellemerchant7070 3 года назад +12832

    I love seeing Shaq laughing so hard he’s crying.

    • @jaimied349
      @jaimied349 3 года назад +273

      That tissue looks like an microfiber cloth for cleaning glasses in his big hands.

    • @deltablaze77
      @deltablaze77 3 года назад +36

      Right :) very contagious laughter.

    • @unban
      @unban 3 года назад +205

      @@jaimied349 that's actually a full sized beach towel he's using. Hard to tell based on the scale.

    • @teofilstevenson
      @teofilstevenson 3 года назад +23

      Shattering crevices…now I am crying

    • @brianhecimovich4488
      @brianhecimovich4488 3 года назад +21

      79 cervixes AND COUNTING

  • @SuperJNG18
    @SuperJNG18 3 года назад +2642

    I love his small "...that was dope" after Jimmy Carr's joke. Like he knew that was gloriously next-level.

    • @luda.chrisotzz
      @luda.chrisotzz 3 года назад +2

      I'll be the comment to ruin the like/comment ratio

    • @SuperJNG18
      @SuperJNG18 3 года назад +3

      @@luda.chrisotzz thank you sir

    • @sugarmix7778
      @sugarmix7778 2 года назад +1

      I got you too bro

  • @robkramer6336
    @robkramer6336 3 года назад +6143

    All those people crying about the 9/11 jokes. Pete is a comedian, he can take those jokes otherwise he wouldn't make them himself. You can tell by his comebacks that he did not take it personal. THEY ARE JOKES. Except the one with Ann Coulter, that one seemed a bit personal though.

    • @szn7548
      @szn7548 3 года назад +87

      Havent seen a single comment about 9/11 jokes in this comment seciton, wdym.

    • @Master__Chief117
      @Master__Chief117 3 года назад +24

      @@szn7548 the crowd

    • @soleyeinarsdottir2118
      @soleyeinarsdottir2118 3 года назад +70

      There’s a big difference between joking about oneself and others joking about that same subject. Not all “jokes” are just jokes

    • @samu2292
      @samu2292 3 года назад +61

      yeah but to be fair it got boring pretty quickly, like that's the only thing they can joke about

    • @greyk610
      @greyk610 3 года назад +58

      @@samu2292 It didn't get boring because the jokes were really clever and funny tbh. Just pretty dark, and sad.

  • @TheRealBDouble
    @TheRealBDouble Год назад +654

    That Peyton joke was awesome. And Pete's reaction was great

  • @yobamos2158
    @yobamos2158 3 года назад +18310

    I feel like he actually likes everybody he roasted there
    except for Ann Coulter

    • @dogslobbergardens6606
      @dogslobbergardens6606 3 года назад +527

      Having her on the panel is one of the best trolls ever. It was sooooooo obviously a trap... and she was so desperate to peddle her goofy book that she fell for it. Even funnier is the fact that she really thought for half a second that she could be funny and keep up with professional comedians. The whole spectacle is very meta, as the cool kids said ten or fifteen years ago.

    • @marikamoore3175
      @marikamoore3175 3 года назад +12

      what timestamp is she on?

    • @yobamos2158
      @yobamos2158 3 года назад +18

      @@marikamoore3175 5:50

    • @IMCcanTWEESTED
      @IMCcanTWEESTED 3 года назад +6

      Another shocking fact, Don Lemon doesn't hang out with Jesse Waters at the gay bar either. Tell us something we don't know, Lars.

    • @_lil_lil
      @_lil_lil 3 года назад +7

      As he should.

  • @sheltertwo7957
    @sheltertwo7957 3 года назад +3804

    I’ll never get over that who’s guarding the crops bit. I love Pete 😩

    • @tonywords6713
      @tonywords6713 3 года назад +16

      what is wrong with you and the hundred people who liked your comment. hes calling her a scarecrow ffs

    • @rydemk4168
      @rydemk4168 3 года назад +99

      @@tonywords6713 she is one 💀

    • @davidjaymz64
      @davidjaymz64 3 года назад +83

      @@tonywords6713 thats the joke, and its funny

    • @deviation43
      @deviation43 3 года назад +54

      @@tonywords6713 you think that was the rudest joke in this video, really?

    • @sigmasquadleader
      @sigmasquadleader 3 года назад +23

      Tonywords, you're correct, she clearly resembles the plow horse.

  • @katiee4396
    @katiee4396 3 года назад +16525

    Pete is so much smarter than people give him credit for

  • @Gingy2002
    @Gingy2002 2 года назад +138

    "Thanks for taking a break from throwing barrels at super Mario" that one got me🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @iah8344
    @iah8344 3 года назад +4784

    I'm actually very impressed with Pete Davidson. I've heard he battles mental health issues. He does so by keeping on keeping on. He's putting one foot in front of his other and staying productive on his tasks rather than being stuck and wallowing.
    Pete: You are like your dad. Thanks for being braver than most. I think your dad would be proud of you and I hope you live long and continue to prosper 🖖🏽👍🏽🙏🏽

    • @joshie9120
      @joshie9120 3 года назад +32

      Everyone struggles with mental health issues

    • @iah8344
      @iah8344 3 года назад +10

      Josh Teb: TRUE

    • @brycebowen5353
      @brycebowen5353 3 года назад +116

      @@joshie9120 no hate but people struggle with it worse then others

    • @iah8344
      @iah8344 3 года назад +21

      Bryce Bowen: ALSO TRUE

    • @brobrotv834
      @brobrotv834 3 года назад +18

      If you’re reading this Jesus Christ loves you unconditionally and He will never leave you 💛💛💛

  • @xeo7626
    @xeo7626 3 года назад +4999

    I love how Pete doesn’t even let anyone have a chance to clap for Ann he just goes straight to a roast. Boss move 6:06

    • @ATBPjako
      @ATBPjako 2 года назад +250

      If anything, Pete saved her from the awkward silence because her joke did not land.

    • @picax8398
      @picax8398 2 года назад +115

      @@ATBPjako just like the two planes back in '01

    • @stevenhicks7613
      @stevenhicks7613 2 года назад +19

      It's because the joke wasn't funny and nobody laughed, lol.

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/видео.html !

    • @monkey_ish4117
      @monkey_ish4117 2 года назад +8

      @@picax8398 ow they landed, but on the side of the buildings unfortunately.

  • @blissful_hate2657
    @blissful_hate2657 2 года назад +1445

    The absolute terror in Pete's voice when he says "Please don't eat me" is hilarious. I replayed that clip like 6 times

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 2 года назад +1

      Don't blame him

    • @den93050
      @den93050 Год назад

      Such an underrated joke by him

  • @zookytar
    @zookytar 2 года назад +832

    Pete's fake laugh at Ann Coulter is the single most devastating moment

    • @datapusher-
      @datapusher- 5 месяцев назад +9

      Nah, makes him look like a salty kook and a bad sport. He is cringe.

    • @max7even284
      @max7even284 5 месяцев назад +36

      ​@@datapusher-youre salty your mommy got raosted

    • @vshekar
      @vshekar 5 месяцев назад +7

      It was bad roast etiquette

    • @joeloes4147
      @joeloes4147 4 месяца назад +14

      @@vshekar justified. She wrote in her book that 9/11 widows were happy because they got money

    • @Barack_trump
      @Barack_trump 4 месяца назад +9

      @@vshekaretiquette doesn’t matter when it’s against her

  • @no_peace
    @no_peace 3 года назад +3639

    I love Hannibal so much
    He is one of the weirdest people on earth but still ridiculously, cohesively funny even to regular people

    • @NickRamone0
      @NickRamone0 3 года назад +72

      He's a gem. So underrated. I hope he never stops stand up.

    • @danielclark612
      @danielclark612 3 года назад +42

      Hannibal was by far the best bit in this vid!

    • @braddivens5179
      @braddivens5179 3 года назад +13

      Seashells by the seashorpheus

    • @bvck4708
      @bvck4708 3 года назад +36

      “You’re just real…vague mayne”

    • @migol1984
      @migol1984 3 года назад +10

      Hannibal is one of those dudes who no matter how much he will insult you, you just still love the guy. He's hilarious

  • @pierivruys2567
    @pierivruys2567 3 года назад +9035

    I love how he laughs at ALL of the jokes but Ann Coulter's. You can tell he has nothing but contempt for her and he doesn't hold back.

    • @allieoop.
      @allieoop. 3 года назад +561

      she’s also painfully unfunny

    • @juanishernandez6673
      @juanishernandez6673 3 года назад +46

      Why did something happen with her?

    • @wowerz82
      @wowerz82 2 года назад +49

      I dont think anyone in that place laughed

    • @WayofTheZach
      @WayofTheZach 2 года назад +166

      @@juanishernandez6673 Because she was born

    • @jayy2949
      @jayy2949 2 года назад +46

      Who is she? Legit? I love the way Pete hits her back

  • @PerfectlyImperfct
    @PerfectlyImperfct 2 года назад +5971

    I love how hes laughing at the jokes about himself just as hard as everyone else

    • @TheSnakehunter
      @TheSnakehunter 2 года назад

      He sure didn't laugh at Ann's joke. Probably because he's a Leftist crybaby

    • @stephiegee5416
      @stephiegee5416 2 года назад +37

      When you can hear people insulting you and still be able to laugh about it, that shows class. Go Pete!

    • @TheSnakehunter
      @TheSnakehunter 2 года назад +7

      @@stephiegee5416 again, he didn't laugh when Coulter jokes. So I guess he doesn't have that much class

    • @Paytri0t
      @Paytri0t 2 года назад +4

      I think some of them he was laughing harder.

    • @johnnytee911
      @johnnytee911 2 года назад +24

      @@TheSnakehunter Orr because she wasn't funny and they ranged from "falls flat" to "actively bad" ... she did worse than the situation. I wouldn't even think that was possible

  • @nataliakowalczyk6276
    @nataliakowalczyk6276 2 года назад +517

    "You seem like a nice person but when I talk to you, I don't have fun"
    for some reason it's the funniest for me lol

    • @newleft2254
      @newleft2254 Год назад +16

      It’s like he wasn’t trying to be funny, he was dead serious 😂💀

    • @ktriplej23
      @ktriplej23 6 месяцев назад +2

      Hannibal has always been funny af 😂😂

  • @aaaallleex
    @aaaallleex 3 года назад +23624

    The way Anne Coulter just doesn’t laugh is honestly terrifying

    • @truthdetector4036
      @truthdetector4036 3 года назад +1065

      and Pete completely annihilated her lol

    • @ParkTheSnark
      @ParkTheSnark 3 года назад +839

      You need a soul to understand humor.

    • @Karmag3
      @Karmag3 3 года назад +322

      Her:😀

    • @crisdlcruz145
      @crisdlcruz145 3 года назад +352

      She trying to remember if she has enough crosses and lighter fluid to plant in Davidson yard

    • @arielperetz7210
      @arielperetz7210 3 года назад +215

      Her eyes are lifeless and diabolical

  • @unusualsuspect25
    @unusualsuspect25 3 года назад +2570

    I think Pete laughed the hardest at Peyton Manning’s joke 😂😂😂

    • @emosongsandreadalongs
      @emosongsandreadalongs 3 года назад +96

      It was by far the best joke in the whole video

    • @borantandogan5524
      @borantandogan5524 3 года назад +7

      best one

    • @samuraijack9532
      @samuraijack9532 3 года назад +16

      that and the jacked up teeth one were great

    • @pinstripedynasty6117
      @pinstripedynasty6117 2 года назад +7

      I was literally dying laughing. Peyton is hilarious

    • @eolsunder
      @eolsunder 2 года назад +6

      so did i it really caught me off guard and i think it was the best joke of the night..

  • @jamaalpete9238
    @jamaalpete9238 2 года назад +1011

    It's wild how they got off so many dad jokes and he was a trooper about it, but his whole energy shifted when dealing with Ann lol

    • @czhaok
      @czhaok 2 года назад +17

      They are told exactly what jokes will be made about them and or what subject jokes will be about regarding themselves before filming, and can approve them or not. So sure he was a troope, but he knew what was going to be said and signed off on it. Any CS roast fan knows that

    • @jamaalpete9238
      @jamaalpete9238 2 года назад +6

      @@czhaok it's kinda weird to approve joke and do that too her, but I guess it wouldn't be a roast if they didn't have one "not funny" or "unlikeable" person; if he already knew and signed off than he wasn't really a trooper he's doing his job...but I guess you already knew that too huh

  • @flylowkey3407
    @flylowkey3407 2 года назад +862

    Pete Davidson is one of the funniest most quick witted people on the planet!!
    But Hannibal Burgess actually had him genuinely cracking tf up!!!
    Great sport Pete!!

    • @chuckdeuces911
      @chuckdeuces911 2 года назад

      Pete is pure trash. If you think all of that is true, I'm sorry...

  • @alexanderdegroote3887
    @alexanderdegroote3887 3 года назад +1623

    Seeing Kevin laugh at Pete's jokes is just so amazing to watch 😂😂😍😍

  • @crispy7335
    @crispy7335 2 года назад +1057

    I love how pete treats ppl making jokes about his dad. Its like you've got full pass to make the joke BUT Pete is coming for you in the clapback 😂😂

  • @bencooper6983
    @bencooper6983 2 года назад +381

    Jimmy's roast is the most savage thing that's ever been said by a human being to another human being.. and I love it

    • @vanguard7553
      @vanguard7553 2 года назад +23

      Carr is ferocious. He regularly roasts hecklers at his stand up shows.

    • @BasilOnatopp
      @BasilOnatopp 10 месяцев назад +2

      The best part is that Pete clearly loved it.

  • @casencmx
    @casencmx 2 года назад +915

    I like how before every roast, pete talks about how much he loves who he's roasting.

    • @5135sh
      @5135sh 2 года назад +137

      ...Except for Ann Coulter.

    • @owie4070
      @owie4070 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@5135sh haha right!

    • @LightSourceTemple
      @LightSourceTemple 10 месяцев назад +1

      Cause he does. Lots of them are his buddies

  • @hannahcrouch22
    @hannahcrouch22 3 года назад +704

    What part did you start crying laughing at? Mine was when Pete Davidson called Ann coulter a scarecrow and the camera panned to her and she looked *exactly* like a scarecrow

    • @peyton4895
      @peyton4895 3 года назад +40

      For me it was when he called Kevin Hart Shaq's d*ck

    • @altounedited3
      @altounedited3 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @tam6753
      @tam6753 3 года назад

      @@peyton4895 I didn't get that one :$

    • @anwsommer
      @anwsommer 3 года назад

      Xactly

    • @zinnia5659
      @zinnia5659 3 года назад +2

      @@tam6753 shak is so big Kevin heart is so short he can be as long as his divk

  • @seanbarr2173
    @seanbarr2173 3 года назад +3239

    Can we get a video of everyone roasting Ann Coulter

    • @Brendan-Black
      @Brendan-Black 3 года назад +15

      +1

    • @michael-nd4sr
      @michael-nd4sr 3 года назад +60

      Just look up, "The Roast of Rob Lowe", the first video should do the trick. :)

    • @jasonmoran7425
      @jasonmoran7425 3 года назад +16

      Does youtube have a video length limit???

    • @adamhbrennan
      @adamhbrennan 3 года назад +9

      ruclips.net/video/zwoGrDa5g2c/видео.html

    • @ginettealvarez4926
      @ginettealvarez4926 3 года назад +9

      Does Pete hates her right? He was no hiding it.Funny.

  • @joshhanson6538
    @joshhanson6538 2 года назад +41

    Jimmy Carr said in a recent interview that he told the exact same joke about Pete's dad at the Comedy Store a few days prior to this. The crowd reacted disapprovingly, apart from one lonely laugh in the background. He thought, "Oh, that guy really enjoys that joke." And then he really focused on who it was and went, "Oh, it's Pete" He also said he got into more trouble from Comedy Central for his Ann Coulter jokes than the 9/11 joke.

  • @georgeplunkitt5565
    @georgeplunkitt5565 3 года назад +133

    8:59 Is Shaq wiping his eyes with Kevin Hart’s bedsheets?

  • @konversion
    @konversion 3 года назад +233

    I didn't know what to think about Pete's demeanor the first time I saw him on SNL but I learned over the years that he's an absolutely brilliant comedian. He can laugh at himself and at others while taking it all in stride. This clip collection showcases that, in my opinion.

  • @TheKodak111
    @TheKodak111 3 года назад +1476

    Jimmy car is an absolute savage

  • @wilfrednkhwazi2617
    @wilfrednkhwazi2617 Год назад +121

    "Ann Coulter, if you're here, who's scaring the crows away from our crops?"
    This one got me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @princesspeach6512
    @princesspeach6512 3 года назад +121

    “snoop dogg and ludicrous are here. i’d be freaking out if i was 38” 😭😭😭👏🏻👏🏻

    • @4rifr0mthe3nd
      @4rifr0mthe3nd 9 месяцев назад +1

      *Ludacris 😂

    • @K0BRAKID
      @K0BRAKID 9 месяцев назад

      You know that bothered Luda 😂😂

  • @0ffline333
    @0ffline333 3 года назад +316

    Pete vs Ann is giving strong Holt vs Wuntch energy

    • @jonahdavis8089
      @jonahdavis8089 3 года назад +4

      Yesssss

    • @rusty935
      @rusty935 3 года назад +3

      nine nineeeee

    • @jonahdavis8089
      @jonahdavis8089 3 года назад +4

      Literally realised how similar to the hades joke the scarecrow joke is lol

    • @americantopteam135s-t7
      @americantopteam135s-t7 3 года назад +3

      Bought a smile to my wee face seeing this reference. Noice

    • @reetika8932
      @reetika8932 3 года назад +3

      "If you're here, then who is guarding Hades?" 🔥🔥🔥

  • @ainiacs5108
    @ainiacs5108 3 года назад +290

    5:07 Rob Lowe’s laugh just shows how deep down he knows Pete’s spitting facts 😂

  • @zacharyenglish2904
    @zacharyenglish2904 4 месяца назад +4

    “You seem like a nice person but when I talk to you I don’t have fun” is maybe one of the cruelest, funniest burns I’ve ever seen at a roast, and it has just perfect delivery.

  • @TheSummerCoast
    @TheSummerCoast 3 года назад +693

    The best part isn't any of the roasts, is just Nikki trying to not burst laughing when he said the scarecrow one to Ann Coulter

    • @sergiovelasquez8525
      @sergiovelasquez8525 3 года назад +14

      That made me laugh even harder! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aishwaryargeddada681
      @aishwaryargeddada681 2 года назад

      @@sergiovelasquez8525 yep, exactly 😂😂

  • @Real28
    @Real28 3 года назад +620

    I love how Peyton Manning really got Pete to laugh. Manning has great delivery.

    • @NoBody-ro3xj
      @NoBody-ro3xj 2 года назад +10

      I thought his joke was the best out of all.

  • @zydecomoon2742
    @zydecomoon2742 3 года назад +477

    I love how Pete can laugh at the jokes at his expense

  • @BareHart
    @BareHart Год назад +12

    “Please don’t eat me” sounded so genuine like he actually sounded scared 💀

  • @Ngrd85
    @Ngrd85 3 года назад +3244

    So we are supposed to ignore Rob agreed to sleep with a 16 yr old and everyone laughs and jokes about it. Im glad Pete Davidson brought it up.

    • @loganalvarado2627
      @loganalvarado2627 3 года назад +576

      Hilarious how he was like "you did that... You know you did"

    • @TermIANator
      @TermIANator 3 года назад +61

      times have changed bro

    • @ginettealvarez4926
      @ginettealvarez4926 3 года назад +52

      I think I hear him saying " I disagree with that" in the background.

    • @SLURM187
      @SLURM187 3 года назад +11

      Exactly what I was thinking.

    • @kevinskipp2762
      @kevinskipp2762 3 года назад +142

      @@ginettealvarez4926 he says, "I'm coming for you". If you're referring to around 5:45

  • @usdepartmentoftreasuryinte6052
    @usdepartmentoftreasuryinte6052 3 года назад +345

    Love the way Anne never laughs at any of their jokes and is just seething in anger

    • @nicolewagner6549
      @nicolewagner6549 3 года назад +17

      They weren't jokes. Trust me, Pete meant it when he called her a C--- . She's said some pretty awful things to hurt him.

    • @usdepartmentoftreasuryinte6052
      @usdepartmentoftreasuryinte6052 3 года назад +3

      @@nicolewagner6549 and she deserves it tbh

  • @chewymercury7026
    @chewymercury7026 3 года назад +492

    Every time someone made a joke about Pete you could see in his eyes him planning their roast

  • @EmiliaLanders
    @EmiliaLanders Год назад +13

    “When i talk to you i don’t have fun”
    😂😂😂

  • @Kjca_1998
    @Kjca_1998 3 года назад +123

    "if I was 38 I'd be freaking out right now" idk why that one made me laugh the most.

  • @ilovemeanltty1
    @ilovemeanltty1 3 года назад +135

    "please dont eat me" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jenwarshawsky189
      @jenwarshawsky189 3 года назад +3

      "Thanks for taking to throw barrels at Super Mario brother to be here." Loved that joke!

  • @mason.2x17
    @mason.2x17 3 года назад +393

    Pete: Macaulay Culkin looks worst than I thought
    David: 😂😂😂 wait

  • @Dallasneedsmoreblegh
    @Dallasneedsmoreblegh Год назад +18

    Pete’s genuine excitement that a Super Bowl champion roasted him is wholesome.

  • @sammckinlay4821
    @sammckinlay4821 3 года назад +993

    Peyton Manning’s put down on Davidson is probably the funniest one there, if he came up w that himself that’s very impressive

    • @rowanwalch5284
      @rowanwalch5284 3 года назад +38

      Peyton is a hilarious dude

    • @emosongsandreadalongs
      @emosongsandreadalongs 3 года назад +7

      I almost spit out my drink on that one

    • @c3ramics
      @c3ramics 3 года назад +15

      Peyton delivered that so clean I was dying 😂

  • @swapnil3845
    @swapnil3845 3 года назад +473

    Rob lowe's reaction to jimmy car's pete Davidson's dad joke is quite wholesome. Wow. Wow. Wow.

  • @horussan
    @horussan 3 года назад +315

    Peyton's roast to Pete was the best in my opinion, that really made laugh so much I had to pause the video.
    I didn't see that coming.

    • @GoldieBoots
      @GoldieBoots 3 года назад +6

      no i agree, it was such an unexpectedly hilarious roast i loved it

    • @mrdude88
      @mrdude88 3 года назад

      It makes it more hilarious because Peyton Manning makes a lot of Make-A-Wish Foundation wishes come true and so he visits a lot of dying kids.

  • @cassiopeia4051
    @cassiopeia4051 Год назад +224

    5:40 best moment in all roasts when he calls Rob Lowe out for being a perv! 😂

    • @rnbrineg
      @rnbrineg 7 месяцев назад +7

      Yeah seems like he meant that one too

  • @IXthCircle
    @IXthCircle 3 года назад +661

    “I’m not the only athlete up here. As you know, earlier this year Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby”
    Legendary status lol, Peyton isn’t even a comedian but that just might be my favorite roast of all time

    • @sirah1282
      @sirah1282 2 года назад +2

      Can you please give context?

    • @likacl
      @likacl 2 года назад +30

      @@sirah1282 the kentucky dirby is a horse race. he called her a horse.

  • @baibai247
    @baibai247 3 года назад +173

    "Oh that was dope" is now my favorite thing anyone has says in response to a dead parent joke

  • @chipdiamond5104
    @chipdiamond5104 3 года назад +540

    Jewel still looks pretty dope for almost 50...

    • @cavebird2234
      @cavebird2234 3 года назад +10

      She looks like my 8th grade math teacher.

    • @kevinskipp2762
      @kevinskipp2762 3 года назад +18

      @Jay D she's 47 now, but obviously the roast is from 2016 so she'll have been 42 in the video.
      Her first album was 1995, so she'd have had to be 13 back then if she was still in her 30s today.

    • @katana723
      @katana723 3 года назад

      @@kevinskipp2762 47???
      Sheesh

    • @USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons
      @USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons 3 года назад +1

      Plastic surgery, enough money for personal trainers, and the lies of MAKEUP

    • @rita2774
      @rita2774 3 года назад +2

      @@USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons Lol you clearly don’t know anything about makeup or plastic surgery

  • @gabrielmorrison6689
    @gabrielmorrison6689 2 года назад +46

    I just love that blank stare Ann has one her face when he calls her a scarecrow

  • @BmoreIrish
    @BmoreIrish 3 года назад +633

    Why does Anne Coulture keep going in these. She seems so awkward when she gets roasted back.

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 3 года назад +67

      Cuz she's broke.

    • @matthewp9015
      @matthewp9015 3 года назад +27

      She’s only been on one hasn’t she?

    • @AllWIllFall2Me
      @AllWIllFall2Me 3 года назад +5

      Matthew P is right: everything on the "gold" set (everything before Kevin Hart) in this compilation comes from the same evening, they've just chopped up Pete's best lines from his time that night so that the specific exchanges are highlighted. (Rather than us watching 3 minutes of a variety of people dunking on Pete, and then Pete's unbroken monologue as he responds to all of them.)

    • @AJayAnswersYou
      @AJayAnswersYou 3 года назад

      @@brainflash1 Based on what facts?

    • @crltnmbr1
      @crltnmbr1 3 года назад +1

      She must get paid a lot to appear.

  • @ashleynicoledickerson8844
    @ashleynicoledickerson8844 3 года назад +301

    The way Pete is just happy that Peyton Manning is acknowledging him in any capacity 😂 albeit roasts

  • @Double.cherryXX
    @Double.cherryXX 2 года назад +293

    I love how Pete laughs with everyone’s jokes instead of getting but hurt like a lot of people don

  • @Stellar-Cubes
    @Stellar-Cubes Год назад +5

    "You're just real vague man" hannibal's comedy just sounds like someone's thoughts while high

  • @d4n4hh
    @d4n4hh 3 года назад +43

    when pete said “please don’t eat me i swear i have never cackled louder in my entire life

  • @salouab20
    @salouab20 3 года назад +334

    6:02 This was the only time Pete Davidson couldn't laugh with his roast. He is right though! He is sooo funny!

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 года назад +65

      I feel like he hates her lol

    • @chuckontal9962
      @chuckontal9962 3 года назад +83

      @@no_peace without a doubt. Jimmy Carr's joke was brutal and Pete loved it. Anne's was trash and delivered horrendously he was so happy to call her out on it.

    • @greatestwithin3700
      @greatestwithin3700 3 года назад +3

      @@chuckontal9962 I don’t even get her joke

  • @mickeymcgroartymusic
    @mickeymcgroartymusic 3 года назад +138

    I love how genuinely he cracks up when people make fun of him

  • @viridhornet5722
    @viridhornet5722 2 года назад +82

    Whats funny is NO ONE laughed at anything Ann said, everyone else had the audience going BUT Ann💀

  • @dixel_1804
    @dixel_1804 3 года назад +50

    6:51 For a moment I though Pete is like 7 feet tall but the I realized it's Kevin Hart

    • @ricardozk
      @ricardozk 3 месяца назад

      Me too 😂😂😂

  • @emme1908
    @emme1908 3 года назад +3142

    british dude: *makes somewhat horrific 9/11 joke that could be considered insensitive but was really frickin funny*
    crowd: *speechless*
    pete: that was dope:)

    • @aidossocratis1813
      @aidossocratis1813 2 года назад +37

      British dude....

    • @WonderLady
      @WonderLady 2 года назад +38

      Jimmy Carr is so brutal. Love him.

    • @johnjesus02
      @johnjesus02 2 года назад +53

      "British dude" bro thats Jimmy Carr 💀 hes one of the most famous comedians currently alive

    • @kylegilbert5089
      @kylegilbert5089 2 года назад +10

      "Somewhat horrific" is a fantastic line. 😂

    • @musicaldoge9412
      @musicaldoge9412 2 года назад +3

      Ann Coulter: on stage
      Pete Davidson: *can’t she just die*

  • @jesserondinelli5160
    @jesserondinelli5160 3 года назад +215

    he definitely held his own with a lot of celebrity power out there.

  • @1omarella
    @1omarella 3 года назад +184

    Pete’s roast work is so underrated. It’s some of his best. So freakin funny!

  • @cripplermaximus
    @cripplermaximus Год назад +14

    Pete isn’t one of my favorite comics but this is such gold. He was on fire.

  • @atomshope
    @atomshope 2 года назад +52

    The way pete laughs soo much for a lotta them roasts and how he says he loves some of them, man faced it like a pro🔥

  • @rapcapmedia5700
    @rapcapmedia5700 3 года назад +461

    This is not the roast of Pete Davison's father that was in 2001 😅 hurtful

    • @siya1175
      @siya1175 3 года назад +10

      Bro I'm 😮 at that joke I'd be hurt wow

    • @EagleBeagle4886
      @EagleBeagle4886 4 месяца назад

      "Excess of sorrow laughs. Excess of joy weeps."

  • @utbut6805
    @utbut6805 3 года назад +1522

    Even if Pete is okay with the “dead dad jokes,” I still cringe inside when people go there

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 года назад +136

      It's cheap

    • @aq348
      @aq348 3 года назад +29

      @@no_peace No. it’s *funny*

    • @Auroranyxxx
      @Auroranyxxx 3 года назад +111

      I mean, kind of. He's said himself he uses that humor to cope and he makes jokes about his dad all the time. Plus these roasts are always about "going there", IE being extremely offensive for the sake of shock comedy, which I'm sure he knows and is fine with. If this was just some random guy, yeah, but I think Pete doesn't care that much and even kind of "opens the door" so to speak.

    • @lostxaesthetic8942
      @lostxaesthetic8942 3 года назад +2

      @@no_peace just like your mom

    • @LucaBrasi0
      @LucaBrasi0 3 года назад +12

      Maybe comedy is not your thing.

  • @TentacleBees
    @TentacleBees 8 месяцев назад +2

    i love how pete's roasts always include a nice lil compliment somewhere in them

  • @jacelol7747
    @jacelol7747 3 года назад +46

    6:02 kills me everytime

  • @greggoat6570
    @greggoat6570 3 года назад +163

    Peyton Manning’s joke for Pete was incredible

  • @Ycifs
    @Ycifs 3 года назад +44

    That one with Coulter was personal 😂

  • @LFGM2400
    @LFGM2400 2 года назад +89

    The fact that they need to bring up his dad in 9/11 in like every joke is crazy.

    • @Njx063
      @Njx063 8 месяцев назад +1

      It is, but it’s so funny

  • @rapcapmedia5700
    @rapcapmedia5700 3 года назад +464

    Peyton looks like if football players evolved to no longer need helmets😂😂

  • @papagalooleo559
    @papagalooleo559 3 года назад +77

    Riggles military background comes out in how he screams "JACKED UP TEETH!"

  • @delena4evertvd267
    @delena4evertvd267 3 года назад +15

    no cause him and Anne are so genuine when they roast each other and it’s hilarious😭 like they are NOT kidding.

  • @tonyzarate8518
    @tonyzarate8518 2 года назад +8

    5:50 lol rob lowe, “I’m coming for you”

  • @lt.boinks992
    @lt.boinks992 3 года назад +59

    I love how david took a sec to realize that pete Davidson called him mccauley kaulkin

  • @GetSchanked
    @GetSchanked 3 года назад +109

    Pete was actually a solid roaster. Top 5 material.

  • @jaybudz1620
    @jaybudz1620 3 года назад +245

    I love how he can both give and take jokes about his dad

  • @metz60615
    @metz60615 2 года назад +69

    Peyton Manning won this entire roast. He absolutely killed it.