2:56 when she call Hall the f slur fucking kills me everytime and literally speaking when I am driving and this bit pops up. One I will die due to this and will due happy
So much of the comedy of cum town rests on the impressions being just good enough that you actually picture the characters/people he is impersonating saying the ridiculous shit they say.
Nick was right or atleast prescient, Frankie basically gets by shilling products on instagram and has a post in 2021 trying to get his baby to eat a Ridgewallet hoping he'll confuse it for an Arrowroot.
9:45 only heard so many clips but Nick is practically belligerent m/can’t contain himself and stav has to be voice of reason?! Lol Jesus, way too gay for me
I can’t handle mouth sounds, or any kind of crunching and eating sounds from anyone around me. Nick munching whatever the fuck he was made me happy. That means I’m gay I guess?
I do these bits constantly to myself in my head due to severe isolation as a kid I'm mentally ill shits cool and all but the worst part is I don't find myself funny. *The Brenda Schaub Syndrome* Ba dum tshh.... Jersey
i like the cranston/walter white on the roof that exhibits the actors newest/most popular work then the dewey/sullivan in the corner just to emphasize the fact that neither adam, stav, or nick haven't or will NEVER reach that level of fame
These guys literally use the typical dialogue of three 10 year olds sometimes. Between that and Stav's grotesque laugh, I can't see me persevering with this shite for much longer 🤷
There was a show that was like, a knockoff of Malcolm in the Middle (called The Middle) where the youngest son was a mutant too. It's wild. Guy's like 40
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"You know, maybe it was a dream i had" is an all time way to avoid getting caught lying 😂
It was true though that’s what’s fucked up
"I had this dream" is the all time way of telling a story idea you had without sounding like a tool
It's amazing that they can make the same 3-5 jokes over and over again episode after episode and its still funny
And im still gay
"I'm the black wheelchair kid?"
"Yeah but you don't even get to be black"
“Malcolm.. do…. You… think….. I’m…. A…. Ni…” - that absolutely killed me 😂😂😂
Would be funnier if he said it.
One of the best bits by far
3:28
Aaaaand were outa time
2:56 when she call Hall the f slur fucking kills me everytime and literally speaking when I am driving and this bit pops up. One I will die due to this and will due happy
it is legitimately one of the funniest things ever idk why
No way u just said f slur 😂
@@mhead1117 then say it
idk if it’s the funniest thing i’ve ever heard, but it is easily the hardest i’ve ever laughed for no reason. over and over again
@@brunomendoza3132what he's creative ma he's you know funny like a clown
the mom voice nick keeps doing is so fucking good, every time
So much of the comedy of cum town rests on the impressions being just good enough that you actually picture the characters/people he is impersonating saying the ridiculous shit they say.
@@AVerySillySausage so much do the comedy on cumtown rests on Nick
@@AVerySillySausage “they” meaning just nick
@@04mdsimps clearly the main act. Very multi-faceted and just gay enough
and it's POSITIVE
Lois' anger always made my lower gut tingle and flutter with some strange feeling when I watched Malcum in the Middul as a children
hell yeah
Hell yeah, also I'm gay
'...Philadelphia, Atlanta, I'm gay...'
😂😂😂
I've been to Penis, Arizona, all the way to Tacoma
This is awesome. It’s even better that Nick is just eating and doing the bit in between bites
Nick was right or atleast prescient, Frankie basically gets by shilling products on instagram and has a post in 2021 trying to get his baby to eat a Ridgewallet hoping he'll confuse it for an Arrowroot.
Damn they did Cranston dirty.
😂
Have you seen the show ? That’s what his character is.
@@SoleZelf think he means that they neglected to mention his insane rollerblading skills
@@marksism4292 nothing's more impressive than a retard on rollerblades
@@marksism4292 they weren’t talking about Adams dad though
@@paulcarmi8130 "WHY IS THERE A DOG IN THAT ROOM? UNLOCK THIS DOOR!"
Hal, quit Chris Benoit-ing the family.
MALCOM! DID YOU BUY ANOTHER BOW FLEX, AND HANG DEWIE WITH IT???
4:13 "I'd like to take a Paige out of that book if you know what I mean... and I'd like to turn the Paige... over... and...
Muniz looks like a mix between Seth Myers, wee man and some dude I know
That’s Dewey
What’s his name
@@michaelvittori948 Peter pumpernickel
Stav thinks hes every other character but he definitly is Craig (the fat guy with cats) an gets no strange.
He gets no familiar either.
I miss my friends so much
Not the biggest, but 7:15 is actually one of my favorite Stav laughs
Yeah, it's a very whimsical laugh.
Mom.. that's Dewey
RIP Cumtown. You guys had a good run.
You guys had a gay run*
Yeah right, what did they have a good run transplant?
What happened?
@@mr.niceguy3583 Show ended, Adam and Nick now do The Adam Friedland Show.
@@mr.niceguy3583 What is going on?
"I think Reese was in the capitol riots"
I think that all of you are Craig Feldspar. The dude who worked at the store with Malcolm's mom and had the unrequited crush.
Defo a relative of STAV.
Singlehandedly the funniest thing I've ever listened to.
Single handle
Single handle
There may or may not have been a president from New Hampshire, but Stavros is president of New Hamshire
2:57 i got fucking chest pain cause i was laughing so hard.
That classic punchline, 'James K Polk'
Loving the title dude, mostly because I'm gay.
Mindset
I also like it, but I'm gay
So fucking true.
@@ja1799 agree
Hell yeah dude
seriously one of the funniest things they’ve done
Just behind the Houston Holocaust museum
Also the Mr. Feeny/Ben Shapiro, robocop batman showgirls, gay jackass, Regis Philbin Who Wants to Cum ect...
Man I haven't laughed this hard in a long time lmao true Kings thank you for the upload!
True Kangz.
Hope you enjoyed the 0.05 cents you made from the 6 ads on this vid.
I did!
He's got to have some money to take your Mom out somewhere nice
@@prestohobo7685 he’s gay and so are you. Pay attention.
He did
3:00 that pig squeal of a laugh just got me so good
Life is unfairrrrrr
People may not admit it but Adam is on fire in this one
Had to stop working cuz I was laughing too hard. Holy shit guys 😂
It's great to hear Nick laugh.
Nick riffs best with a mouth full of food.
Adam is stevie 😂
Naw, he's the weird kid with mittens in Dewey's class.
@@Soloman_Gumball Adam is Craig and Dabney also.
5:43 is my favorite part
might be the best bit they’ve ever done
Thursday boots
No, "if I could Change the world" caused me physical harm I laughed so hard
John wick thinking he’s black is probably top for me
Gay Italian mobsters is up there too
Elmo learning about comprise
One of my favorite bits ever
Malcolm's mom is Adam's dad
I don’t think Stav has ever laughed harder than at this bit 😂
The cumtown pimps and players presents: to kill a mockingbird, from memory
He had a hearty, staged laugh at "I hope you're enjoying my as, Batman, because now you're gay!"
@@Tunkkis His biggest laugh ever is from the CIA Recruitment Video
Nick sniping Adam or during the Jordan Peterson bit are some of the hardest Stav laughs
“U gotta find the line”
one of the best bits here is as Nick is saying this Adam chimes in with "pull mike pence down" and Nick loses it
Goddamn I wish I could hear this for the first time again
2:38 summed it all up
snacking Nick has some sort of interesting bliss/contentment about him
Gods doing your work
You do gods work
You do gays work*
@@Southlakesown damn
@@Southlakesown this show was propaganda of the homosexual military industrial complex
god i love this show
of course the first word of the video is Stav thinking about cereal
I love how Stevie's dad is Uncle Ruckus
9:45 holy shit lol
If there's one thing I DON'T miss about cumtown it's listening to them loudly eat chips directly into the microphone
I wanna jump into the video and front kick those chips thru his face lol.
You’re wrong. Also, I’m gay.
1:43 Suggid Anthony diggins
I'll have one Bustacino please
Clicking on this solely for the title
my mom is traaaaaanssss
Malcum in the middle is way more enjoyable if you view it as the story of walter whites secret family
Reddit take
Steven seagull is actually an Indian guy just spamming content.
Just like the fat actor. That's wild, man~
Hell yes
🎵life is unfair
Random epiphany…. Everybody Hates Chris is just black Malcolm in the middle
I like how half this show was gay jokes and stav laughing but the other half was where are they now and whats the deal with these guys
It’s so funny if you liked malcom in the middle back in the day
No love for Francis? He was my favorite
i know because im gay and he was my favorite
They forgot baby Jamie too
No love for a kitty croissant?
Cum collectivizin
2:56 funniest shit ever
what episode this from?
Ep. 263 - cruella summer
This is really funny
How high were they this episode?
It feels like they are talking to me
James K Polk.
damn i miss this. its like revisiting old friends 🥲
What ep is this? Did they have to remove up to ep 26 or whatever because of the tool time intro??
"I'd like to pull mike pence down and grape her" is such an underrated line
I lost it at 6:50 wtf man😆😆😆
2:47
5:44
My favs lmao
Stab couldn’t handle this one
9:45 only heard so many clips but Nick is practically belligerent m/can’t contain himself and stav has to be voice of reason?! Lol Jesus, way too gay for me
Exactly why the show is better now without Stav. Nick has free-reign to go wild with the jokes.
Does anyone have a source on Reece doing January 6th? I couldn’t find anything about right wing politics on google.
he was beheaded by some other guys in the riot when he tried to get first dibs on sniffing AOC’s chair. it was really sad
@@Slop_Dogg He died like he lived.
he was the guy who tazed himself in the balls
Actual disgusting crunching, 10-year old stuff. As a gay man Im appalled.
What crunching got to do with it
Uh, oh , eh , ah I'm gay ?!
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i laughed so hard at this i farted
I can’t handle mouth sounds, or any kind of crunching and eating sounds from anyone around me.
Nick munching whatever the fuck he was made me happy. That means I’m gay I guess?
I do these bits constantly to myself in my head due to severe isolation as a kid I'm mentally ill shits cool and all but the worst part is I don't find myself funny.
*The Brenda Schaub Syndrome*
Ba dum tshh....
Jersey
2:57
What did i stumble upon. 🌈
Great bid, also I am gay.
2:30
I don no - I don no who told him to do thad
Fuck yeah dude
i like the cranston/walter white on the roof that exhibits the actors newest/most popular work then the dewey/sullivan in the corner just to emphasize the fact that neither adam, stav, or nick haven't or will NEVER reach that level of fame
What?
Least schizophrenic Cum Town fan
Lol you’re def not a fag, bro
Are you related to Adam?
Meds
Cum Collectimatizim
Wish they stayed on Steven longer do......you......think......im......a..ni.....fa also I'm gay
I hate when they chew on to the mic
I hate when people hate stuff in the comments.
What is this fuckin oneyplays humor
Oneyplays but funny
@@thecaptain6520 Eh, it's _more_ funny than Oneyplays, but neither are all that funny
Someone commented once “ oneyplays, CT, and MDE fans are all the same people just in different parts of life”. I don’t think he’s too far off
@@Ryan.Schutt and I don't even know what mde is so I assume it's coming for me
@@dinkules Sam Hyde’s old show million dollar extreme
The eating bit is so gross
This is like the weak Costco version of mssp
This vid was a bust
These guys literally use the typical dialogue of three 10 year olds sometimes. Between that and Stav's grotesque laugh, I can't see me persevering with this shite for much longer 🤷
Best part about it
You just ain't gay yet cowboy.
U were like "im going to listen to this radio show about cum, I hope this doesn't fall below my intellectual standards"
I assumed that's the whole point? That's the niche. The gay niche.
Try being gayer
Insufferable
How about Malcom on the Bottom and he’s s gay twink.
That was malcom and the producer in between takes no doubt
This rules
somethings wrong with deweys body
im pretty sure that he looks like that in the show but what do i know im actually gay
@@ThousandIslandStares i googled him youre right, i forgot he had polio i am also a fogat
There was a show that was like, a knockoff of Malcolm in the Middle (called The Middle) where the youngest son was a mutant too. It's wild. Guy's like 40
NAH
@@UrineDeity slow ride blow ride idk forgot how that song goes