Fixing Fast Food

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @andrewmore6058
    @andrewmore6058 5 лет назад +1672

    1. SONIC
    2.SONIC
    3.GAMESTOP

    • @CallieSqueakz
      @CallieSqueakz 5 лет назад +15

      C O N G A

    • @bobross8424
      @bobross8424 5 лет назад +11

      S O C I E T Y S T O P

    • @grkb
      @grkb 5 лет назад +3

      4. SONIC ARMS ARE WEIRD REEEE
      5. hold up wasn't that chrischan
      6. yeah he got arrested lol just for spraying some guy's shirt in gamestop.

    • @Midrealm_DM
      @Midrealm_DM 5 лет назад

      Incorrect,
      3:14 He worked at Sonic

    • @Craze_1209
      @Craze_1209 4 года назад

      W e i r d
      F a n f i c t i o n

  • @flutterdashie64
    @flutterdashie64 5 лет назад +275

    My favorite fast food memory was when I was enjoying a blizzard at DQ. Someone complained about the food, so the janitor rolled out the guillotine. I saw a public execution that day. Cookie dough wasn't bad too.

  • @optimisticscales7081
    @optimisticscales7081 5 лет назад +1017

    "How do you make Wendy's food better? First off fix the fries, the fries are okay but they could be much better."
    THEY WERE! Before the textured fries you see on screen, Wendy's used to have the plain looking fries like McDonald's had. But when they first switched over to this new kind of fry they were OUT OF THIS WORLD (for fast food fries). Then after they hooked everyone in with their SS tier fast food fries they downed the quality of the fries and made them taste how they are now: "okay". I would kill for another of those awesome New Wendy's fries.

    • @epochpilot9404
      @epochpilot9404 5 лет назад +9

      Wait they changed them?

    • @optimisticscales7081
      @optimisticscales7081 5 лет назад +13

      @@epochpilot9404 A while ago yeah.

    • @epochpilot9404
      @epochpilot9404 5 лет назад +23

      @@optimisticscales7081 Damn. I had a feeling, but I didn't want to believe it. I fuckin' LOVED those fries.

    • @Andriale
      @Andriale 5 лет назад

      Wendy’s fries used to be great

    • @Fearia6
      @Fearia6 5 лет назад +5

      @@Andriale make Wendy's fries great again?

  • @peelingonions
    @peelingonions 5 лет назад +1017

    "im not dating the Colonel no matter how much you want me to"
    2 months later *KFC dating sim

    • @khasanbekmalzagov6240
      @khasanbekmalzagov6240 5 лет назад +70

      *they answered to his challenge, proof that the elder gods listen, no matter how cruel they might be*

    • @McDADDyK
      @McDADDyK 5 лет назад +27

      Remember 2017 when he made "The worst fallout game" then a year later Fallout 76 dropped...

    • @gamingrequiem7912
      @gamingrequiem7912 5 лет назад +3

      r/beatmetoit

  • @basedmanlet8726
    @basedmanlet8726 5 лет назад +347

    1. Grandma's House
    2. Grandma's House
    3. The Stop of Game

  • @anomaly3206
    @anomaly3206 5 лет назад +134

    1. Sonic, I was served by brendaniel.
    2.I was served by brendaniel
    3. Subway

  • @ooosomugles4234
    @ooosomugles4234 5 лет назад +231

    1.I forgot
    2.I walked into an Olive Garden
    3. Sonic (not the blue hedgehog)

    • @reportedbooch697
      @reportedbooch697 4 года назад +6

      Your lists composition is more funny after the Sonic movie. Ya now
      cause they kept talking about olive garden.
      I'm funny.
      right?

    • @portersona
      @portersona 4 года назад +1

      How the fuck did you predict the sonic movie

    • @elijahechicagobearsboyd5734
      @elijahechicagobearsboyd5734 4 года назад

      @@portersona I know right?!

  • @charwarrioryt8174
    @charwarrioryt8174 5 лет назад +44

    FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO SEES MY FRENCH REVOLUTION IDEAS FOR RESTAURANTS THANK YOU

  • @lukemuench8369
    @lukemuench8369 5 лет назад +172

    I can't believe Brendaniel gave us a quiz during finals!

  • @ThatSmolFloof
    @ThatSmolFloof 5 лет назад +39

    1. Wendy's, I love the frosty uwu. And probably the time when Pokemon GO was a thing and everyone inside ordered food for everyone that was an awesome party lol
    2. Kid in Chipotle runs out of bathroom absolutely covered in shit and spreads it all over the place in their wild panic (thankfully me and family were spared

  • @Monomiknose
    @Monomiknose 5 лет назад +134

    1. Pals, a place so dedicated to getting fast food right they erect giant statues to the fast food gods at a lot of their chains. Honestly super surprised it hasn't left the eastern Tennessee area. All my trips to Pals are my favorite memories, since I haven't been in the area since childhood and a like once about 5 years ago.
    2. My worst experience is prolly getting food poisoning from Popeyes like three days before I moved back to the US from Germany. That made flight plans interesting.
    3. You said Sonic, but I'm woke to this deception. Luckily for me, you dropped a hint by making an analogy to Sonic the Hedgehog. And what does Sonic always wear, no matter the version that he is? Red shoes. Red is a prominent color in GameStop, however you already said that wasn't the answer. That's when I thought about the word "red". It also sounds like "read" when spoken out loud. What is one thing that is often read? Magazines. You say to improve Sonic, they should take their restaurant on the road to shoot food into other people's cars. Therefore, you made articles for a car-themed magazine. You can't pull a wool over my sharp eyes, sheeplord.

    • @Camska427
      @Camska427 5 лет назад +12

      My brain has enlarged.

    • @ojdidntdoit9217
      @ojdidntdoit9217 5 лет назад +2

      As someone who lives in east tn I cannot agree more pals is far superior

    • @lemonsmug
      @lemonsmug 5 лет назад +4

      you say he cant pull the wool over your eyes but you believe him when he says its not gamestop? FOOL! it is gamestop, you buffoon!

    • @Frawg1
      @Frawg1 4 года назад +1

      You have been granted for Vice President of the biggest brain club. President is Keanu reeves

    • @UKMDI
      @UKMDI 4 года назад +1

      P O G C H A M P

  • @CounteredSnow
    @CounteredSnow 5 лет назад +31

    1. McDonalds, eating food
    2. Getting basically all of my order wrong
    3. Sonic

  • @trop7736
    @trop7736 5 лет назад +507

    1. McDonalds, and also mcdonals because I saw a homeless man claiming to be a veteran get kicked in the jaw
    2. Subway when the hot girl making my sandwich didn't sneeze on my bread
    3. Sega

    • @tomtheconqerur
      @tomtheconqerur 5 лет назад +15

      4. Hitler, wrote my favorite book.

    • @Otzkar
      @Otzkar 5 лет назад +8

      Hate it when there's no free slimy food with my subs

    • @egg5802
      @egg5802 5 лет назад +10

      when I read #3, the sega noise played in my head. you know the one.

    • @PlaidDin
      @PlaidDin 5 лет назад +4

      @@egg5802 SEGAHH

    • @tylerlivingston8020
      @tylerlivingston8020 5 лет назад +4

      Next time I'm in a Subway, I'm going to ask the person making my sandwich to sneeze on it when they ask what sauce I want

  • @RikuuTheRiolu
    @RikuuTheRiolu 5 лет назад +42

    1: sonic, got an oreo milkshake for free
    2: Taco bell gave me onions when I said no onions and I threw up in the restaurant
    3: gamestop

    • @LeeryMuscrat
      @LeeryMuscrat 3 года назад +2

      You threw up because onions?

    • @RikuuTheRiolu
      @RikuuTheRiolu 3 года назад +1

      @@LeeryMuscrat I had a really bad allergic reaction to it when I was little

  • @chasesayshi9194
    @chasesayshi9194 5 лет назад +243

    Brendaniel: murder is still illegal
    Also brendaniel: Arby's needs a guillotine

    • @Paddy656
      @Paddy656 5 лет назад +27

      It's for the goblins

    • @corphish129
      @corphish129 5 лет назад +21

      It's not murder if they've been sentenced to death.

    • @vizzy61
      @vizzy61 4 года назад

      I mean, your not wrong?

    • @whydoitrystuff
      @whydoitrystuff 4 года назад +1

      A chipotle, and dairy queen

    • @clanofclams2720
      @clanofclams2720 4 года назад +6

      It ain't murder if it's state sanctioned

  • @TheGameGetterKuzuri
    @TheGameGetterKuzuri 5 лет назад +16

    1. Sam's club liquor store while dressed as Sonic the hedgehog
    2. Popeyes
    3. Babbage's

  • @Spectralhyena
    @Spectralhyena 5 лет назад +447

    1.tacos el Cuñado
    2. Your mom
    3. Sonic

    • @the-kq7um
      @the-kq7um 5 лет назад +2

      make sense

    • @obsidian_oki
      @obsidian_oki 5 лет назад

      Oof

    • @Spectralhyena
      @Spectralhyena 5 лет назад

      Please elaborate as to what didn’t make sense, and who oof’d? Please elucidate my understandings of my possible short comings on daddy Brendaniel’s test?

    • @slothbaby2104
      @slothbaby2104 5 лет назад +1

      Pastor is better for taco meat

    • @Spectralhyena
      @Spectralhyena 5 лет назад +1

      leyen Tacos El Cuñado is a small taco joint near me that has authentic Mexican tacos with everything from shrimp and pork up to lingua. Amazing food fast. They have tacos el pastor too. Your mom was directed at everyone becuase eating out (with) yer mum was the worst experience of my life.

  • @muggy87
    @muggy87 5 лет назад +6

    1 Five guys the first time i went was when i went to a film competition that we won and i haven't forgotten since
    2 saw someone get executed via guillotine at Arbys and was emotionally scarred
    3 Sonic (not the fast blue rat)

  • @pepsipaclypse
    @pepsipaclypse 5 лет назад +57

    1. Whataburger
    2. Whataburger staff not giving me the fries I ordered
    3. Sonic

  • @TreadTheDonutDuck
    @TreadTheDonutDuck 5 лет назад +31

    “Wendy’s fries are okay.”
    Me, adding more salt to them: EXCUSE ME?!?

    • @knightmare39
      @knightmare39 5 лет назад +3

      You can have some of the salt from my fries, I swear the fries at all my local Wendy's are so heavily salted that I think they dip them in the dead sea before they serve them.

  • @jojishiox.9507
    @jojishiox.9507 5 лет назад +68

    #1 FiveGuys, The one about a mile from my house has this one old guy who makes a bomb ass burger.
    Best memory is probably after a really bad day in which I failed a Chemistry Test, had my bike Stolen and then broke my Glasses, going in the same FiveGuys and having everyone light up when they saw me. Got a free burger, and one of the guys was able to fix my glasses with a tiny toolkit.
    #2 This one's between Subway and a McDonald's. Subway was just awful, I asked for a Turkey Club with banana peppers and olives, and I watched this grown ass woman of at LEAST 25 years, put maybe two or three peppers on there. And of course, when I ask for more, she does this exasperated sigh and then proceeds to put two more peppers on. Now mind you, banana peppers are pretty small, at least the ones at Subway are, so naturally I wanted a few more but I didn't want her to spit in it, so I just let the sandwich go. Then it gets to the next guy, and he walks up and wipes his nose with his hand (Visible boogers on his hand) and proceeds to go near my sandwich. At this point, I walk out, and I haven't been back since.
    As for the McDonald's, it was more on the customers than the place or it's staff.
    So for some reason, a mother decided to have 20, Twenty...***TWENTY*** 7-9 year old's inside this one McDonald's to celebrate one of the little demons' birthday. I walked in and there was no one in sight, like apocalyptic, cars are outside, but their owners are gone type deal. I take a moment and say "Hello?" And before I can do anything, this 40 year old, (as much as I hate to do this to her) "Karen" comes out of nowhere and asks me where my present is for little Tammy or Tina, whatever. I tell her I'm not there for a party, I'm just hungry and she points behind me and says "Well you can leave then." Naturally, I take this as a joke because...well...hungry. So laughing it off I see a worker at the counter and wave as I go to walk up.
    This woman full on tries to stiff-arm me and stop me from going up to the counter. I look her in the face and ask: "Are you serious?" So now I'm in the middle of the dumbest argument of my life about how I "shouldn't crash a private party". (Really? In a damn McDonald's?) And I'm yelled at for 10 MINUTES before a worker just shouts over her "So what do you want?!" I yell my order back and get a thumbs up.
    So now the kids come back in from that jungle gym of hell and now about 12 parents and 20 kids are watching this woman tear into me as I relax in a booth. As they enter, she finally calms down and the birthday girl, tiara, dress and all says "Mommy, why are you yelling at him?" "Well honey, you see-" I am a very nice man, but if you mess with me when I'm hungry, I get evil. "She was just saying how excited she was to buy you all nuggets!" Oh...BOY. The kids start losing their collective shit, Nuggets have been promised, and goddammit, they want them. Two kids are now jumping on the table and the rest are chanting "Nuggets! Nuggets! Nuggets!" Now, a little fun-fact. If you ever tell a kid they're getting nuggets and they DON'T get nuggets? 9/10 times you'll get a huge tantrum. So after "Karen" told them that they weren't getting any nuggets. First silence, then a single sob, then 16 or 17 full blown tantrums quickly break out. Amidst the chaos of napkins being flung, streamers getting torn down, and presents being thrown to the floor. I made my way to the counter, slapped down a $10 and a $5, collected my burgers and fries and swiftly got the f outta dodge. Last thing I heard as I walked out was someone yell "Put the cake down now!" I assume the many screams I heard was some kid putting the cake down...on the floor.
    #3 Sonic...Yeah I dunno how you'd write an essay for this one, he said it.
    Sorry if this is TOO DAMN LONG, but I really wanted to put that McDonald's story somewhere where it belongs.

    • @wizaro2487
      @wizaro2487 5 лет назад +6

      Jojishio X. Post that to r/entitledparents on reddit and get some free internet points

    • @Vic_XD
      @Vic_XD 5 лет назад

      nice stories

    • @aliza_h
      @aliza_h 4 года назад +1

      God damn, you're a hero

    • @elijahechicagobearsboyd5734
      @elijahechicagobearsboyd5734 4 года назад +1

      Wow, that McDonald's story definitely sounds like a see it to believe story...
      That's just INSANE!

    • @meepmew-mostlydeadaccount-6795
      @meepmew-mostlydeadaccount-6795 3 года назад +1

      Why.

  • @xAureliusx
    @xAureliusx 5 лет назад +33

    "Not dating the colonel"
    Well maybe the kfc dating sim cam change your mind

    • @when7573
      @when7573 5 лет назад

      ive seen a lot of people complain about the dating sim but...goddamn those thighs
      EDIT: when the fuck did i say this. the kfc dating sim has had zero, literally ZERO, effect on anybodys memory or the public conciousness and thats fucked up because its like. a memorably awful, fucking rancid stinky idea combined with what i remember to be painfully thick thighs. normally the internet loves both of those things.

  • @jevy2099
    @jevy2099 5 лет назад +61

    In my opinion, it's the McChicken, the greatest fast food sandwich

    • @gabrielp.m5079
      @gabrielp.m5079 5 лет назад +2

      finally i've found a person with good taste

    • @kosherkingofisrael6381
      @kosherkingofisrael6381 5 лет назад +2

      Tbh McChicken-chan is pretty thicc.

    • @vizzy61
      @vizzy61 3 года назад

      @Kosher King of Israel why am i surprised that exists

  • @gekkokamenrider
    @gekkokamenrider 5 лет назад +23

    1.Taco bell
    2.When i got guillotined at arbys
    3.tails

  • @hobowitharay-gun261
    @hobowitharay-gun261 5 лет назад +49

    1. Five Guys Burgers and Fries
    2. Subway. Walked into one at Wal-Mart and the floor was dirty and saw a fly land on the turkey five times in under a minute and walked out when the manager asked for my order.
    3. Sonic.

    • @MajorDeathWish
      @MajorDeathWish 5 лет назад +3

      Maybe don't go to a food place connected to a shit tier grocery store?

    • @trollreview5906
      @trollreview5906 5 лет назад

      @@MajorDeathWish walmart is for foods

  • @gavin_riggs
    @gavin_riggs 5 лет назад +4

    1: My favorite fast food place is A&W, and my favorite fast food memory is when a spicy burger made my big bro cry.
    2:My worst fast food experience is easily artic cod at Red Robin's. I never exercise, but boy did I feel the burn.
    3: Brendaniel worked at a Sonic!

  • @jayneboatis6494
    @jayneboatis6494 5 лет назад +25

    1. Subway, Getting smashed and ordering 45 chichen nuggets
    2. Taco time
    3. Gamestop

    • @rugtub3744
      @rugtub3744 Год назад

      Fuck yeah, taco time. How goes, my northwestern brother?

    • @jayneboatis6494
      @jayneboatis6494 Год назад

      @@rugtub3744 dude this vid is like three years old and my comment has 26 likes how did you find this.
      Also hi northwestern brother. I actually knew the former CEO of taco time lmao

  • @whatif3271
    @whatif3271 4 года назад +1

    I only come back to the video for the music in the background. Sometimes i put this video on when i can't fall asleep because I'm depressed or stressed out too much. The music plus the talking is soothing.

  • @DankPiscean
    @DankPiscean 5 лет назад +4

    2:07 he tried to warn us

  • @nerd_world8919
    @nerd_world8919 5 лет назад +82

    No One:
    Brendanial: A burger being opened underwater...

  • @Thechicagoted
    @Thechicagoted 5 лет назад +35

    1. My favorite ffr is Culver's and I met my girlfriend at said Culver's
    2. My girlfriend broke up with me at a Taco Bell
    3. Sonic

    • @mmarocker
      @mmarocker 5 лет назад +1

      Wait are Culver's gf and Taco Bell gf the same gf?

    • @Linguinesticks
      @Linguinesticks 5 лет назад

      Yo holy shit I work at Culver's and my girlfriend broke up with me at taco bell, too.

    • @stoplight2554
      @stoplight2554 5 лет назад

      culvers taste like wisconsin;

    • @minixlemonade2335
      @minixlemonade2335 4 года назад

      a man of culture i see

  • @Destroyer.2000
    @Destroyer.2000 5 лет назад +2

    1. Taco Bell.
    2. I was at Sonic and my parents got me a bacon breakfast burrito. I was 1/5 of the way into the burrito when I realized that the bacon was super chewy, like I phisically couldn't close my jaw chewy, it was at night so I couldn't see what was going on too well, I finally give a real good chew to the bacon and accidentally take all of the bacon out at once, I pick it up and realize that all of the bacon is clumped around a central thing, it was cardboard, there was a giant chunk of cooked cardboard that I had been trying to eat for 3 minutes. I think I might have actually eaten some too before I realized.
    3. Sonic

  • @rewrew897
    @rewrew897 5 лет назад +8

    “Graded by the end of the term”
    That fast?!
    Takes some of my teachers till the next school year
    And when they make mistake they won’t admit it and say it was the students who got it wrong
    also scolding students for showing up a minute late to from lunch
    BUT AT THE SAME TIME TAKES FOREVER TOGET BSCK FROM LUNCH
    My friend even counted how many mistakes this one algebra teacher made
    >400 mistakes in ONE SEMESTER

  • @Morgan-bo1mr
    @Morgan-bo1mr 5 лет назад +9

    1. Chipotle with a guillotine
    2. Working at Carl's Jr
    3. Hedgehogl

  • @BigR.O.B.
    @BigR.O.B. 5 лет назад +4

    1a. Wendy's
    1b. Getting breakfast with my grandpa at mcdonalds
    2. Once at a Captain D's after taking my order I waited at my table for half an hour because they forgot I was there. When I got my food the food was cold, my drink was warm, and there was a piece of plastic in my coleslaw.
    3. Sonic

  • @ianhammock4564
    @ianhammock4564 5 лет назад +21

    1: Taco John's, and just eating there with my Dad.
    2: Waffle House. I witnessed an ugly breakup there once and it was uncomfortable.
    3: Sonic.

  • @RobGrix
    @RobGrix 5 лет назад +1

    1.- Telepizza and my favorite moment was in one of those in the north; I arrived from a nearly 8 hour bus trip and hang out with a close friend of mine in there, and our first thought right after the greeting was "FOOD", so we went to the pizza place and ate 3 family pizza sized meals just the 2 of us.
    2.- McDonalds: I ordered one of those "Deluxe" burgers that have agnus meat and all that, ate it and then food poisoning. Spent all night in the hospital.
    3.- You worked at Sonic (the food place, not the hedgehog)

  • @KrisKrieg1
    @KrisKrieg1 5 лет назад +26

    #1 Pizza Hut
    #2 Steak and Shake
    #3 Sonic
    I win!

    • @kenshin4113
      @kenshin4113 5 лет назад +2

      KristophShmit senpai notice me!

    • @KrisKrieg1
      @KrisKrieg1 5 лет назад +1

      @@kenshin4113 Howdy. Didn't know you were a Brendaniel fan too :DD

  • @AwesomeMooseSmile
    @AwesomeMooseSmile 5 лет назад +2

    1. Whataburger, also getting 2 toys at Burger King when they had the revenge of the sith toys because it was my birthday, one of them was general grievous.
    2. Panda Express in general
    3. Sonic

  • @PKMNTrainerKelly
    @PKMNTrainerKelly 5 лет назад +3

    "dominoes, live up to your name! two words, pizza board games"
    math is not his strong suit

  • @MajorDeathWish
    @MajorDeathWish 5 лет назад +2

    1: subway. Castrate me if you will but I fucking love subway. Especially if the people working there speak English(I live in texas)
    2: chipotle. The food tastes like shit and it is incredibly expensive for a fast food establishment.
    3: Sonic (the blue hedgehog)

  • @nynnji
    @nynnji 5 лет назад +4

    1. Chic Fil A
    2. Borgar King (but i still love you)
    3. Best buy (if you count still working)

  • @thecripplingdepressiondog6546
    @thecripplingdepressiondog6546 4 года назад

    1. Culver's. As for my favorite memory, it's either the time I had an animal style meal at In'n Out for the first time and felt like I was having a stroke while covered head to toe in sauce, or the time I tried a Wisconsin Pub Cheese Burger at Culver's, which is what brought the place to #1 on my fast food list. Their concrete mixers are good and cheese curds. Culver's, Arby's, and In'n Out are my favorite fast food places respectively.
    2. Taco place called Papa John's. Place was empty aside from one guy who was eating and the drive through wasn't working, yet in an order of 5 things, only one taco was structured as a taco. The fillings of a taco are supposed to be inside of a taco, but only the one hard shell thing ordered followed that. One of the packs was just ripped tortilla and cheese sauce. Haven't been back there to this day except to get potato olés.
    3. Sega

  • @SleepyAshy93
    @SleepyAshy93 5 лет назад +37

    Brendaniel: stop making the colonial hot
    Kfc: Nah, bro, here's a whole dating sim about him.

  • @boraxkid
    @boraxkid 5 лет назад

    This video is right up there with "Scary Thoughts" for me. This is a much more traditional Brendaniel style but it struck a special chord in me that made me love it to death. Gotta be in the top 5 videos easy

  • @zaph9790
    @zaph9790 5 лет назад +3

    Top 10 Anime Quotes:
    “Who doesn’t want to eat a Big Mac surrounded by naked grandma?”

  • @MirunaNero
    @MirunaNero 4 года назад +1

    1. Favorite fast food is hard to pin down. There's a lot of places I like for different reasons. I guess it really just comes down to Golden Pride, Wendy's, and Pizza Hut/Little Ceasar's
    2. Working at one. Fast food is a waking nightmare to actually have to work in and I genuinely feel sorry for the people who end up staying for years at a time. It's a living hellscape. And I really wish I was joking about that.

  • @thefourthreich4523
    @thefourthreich4523 5 лет назад +4

    1. My favorite fast food place is Dave's Chillin N Grillin. Is that cheating? Probably, but they're Meat Clown approved! Furthermore, I cannot give you my favorite fast food memory. It's mine.
    2. The worst experience was 1400 EXP. I understand lacking a little on account of the generally weak mobs inside, but there were enough that I should have been able to squeeze a little more EXP.
    3. Brendaniel worked at Sonic High School, as the principal. He also has a distinct record of being the lawyer of Sonic, in his recorded unconscious case prior to when the spikeful blue hedgehog was found dead in prison.

    • @knockrotter9372
      @knockrotter9372 5 лет назад +1

      fool, he was also the deaf lunch lady
      try studying next time

    • @Kifuremu
      @Kifuremu 5 лет назад

      Whoa nice lore

  • @601billionlazer
    @601billionlazer 5 лет назад +1

    1. Wendys. My favorite fast food memory was going to McDonalds with two of my closest friends and just eating a shit ton of McNuggets.
    2. I tried to get the EXTREMELY LIMITED version of the szechuan sauce at mcdonalds
    3. Sonic

  • @metagas6946
    @metagas6946 5 лет назад +3

    2:08 “I’m not dating the Colonel”
    KFC: *releases Colonel dating sim*
    *UNLESS...*

  • @eyeconwastaken
    @eyeconwastaken 5 лет назад +1

    1:SubWay, at a McDonald's the workers were radical feminists and flashed everyone, they were fired on the spot
    2.SubWay, one month my acne was terrible and there was this group of girls just teasing me about it, I was 12 and I was hurt, I ended up calling one of them a bitch in front of my dad, they waited to see what he said, he laughed, I got a cookie and a stern talking to about how shitty my comeback was
    3.Burgerking, he said it was a family business

  • @nhignhog9556
    @nhignhog9556 5 лет назад +4

    1. Culver's because they have good ice cream
    2.Mcdonalds, finding a bone in my chicken tendie, and finding shit in the bathroom stalls.
    3. Sonic

  • @blehe38
    @blehe38 5 лет назад +1

    1. On Friday June 26, 2009, at 5 o’clock in the morning, my mom, my sister (age 11), my brother (age 3), and I (age 9) went to mcdonald’s and got breakfast there. I could not tell you why we went there of all places or even went out for breakfast at all, but I do remember that my sister had a horse riding competition later that morning. I don’t remember the food being that great, but it was a novel experience to say the least. And how do I remember the exact date after all these years? It was the day after Michael Jackson died, which I now know is a very weird and disconcerting thing for a 9 y/o boy to care about.
    2. Not a particularly bad experience, but last week I went to Wendy’s. While I usually go inside to order, I decided to go through the drive-thru because the sky was so dark (for 5:30pm) and cloud-filled it looked like the world was about to drown. I ordered my usual, and the drive-thru man (who I recognized by his voice alone cuz last time I went there he took my order and while I know first-hand that any customer service job is as literally soul-sucking as they come, he couldn’t have made it more blatantly obvious that he didn’t care if I got hit by a bus) said they don’t have peach tea (which, while he’s way more likely to be correct than I am, seemed like bullshit). So, panicking, I decided to go for a regular sweetened iced tea. He then reads back my order but it sounded like he might’ve said unsweetened, so I clarify that he said sweetened iced tea to which he gives a noncommittal, vaguely affirmative response. I finish the ritual, drive home, go inside, go piss, and then begin consuming my freshly purchased goods. I take one sip of the beverage and what do I taste? UNSWEETENED. ICED. TEA. Satan’s own piss now in my mouth for sins I did not commit. A punishment meant for the lowest and most disgraced of God’s creation now done unto me, a simple man who found himself subject to the whims of someone too blinded by their own dissatisfaction that they couldn’t prevent the torment that was having to sweeten an already cold 16oz cup of tea lest I suffer another taste of the foulness that is the pure, undiluted venom of the tea leaf. The following thunderstorm felt all too appropriate, as washed away with the rain water and dirt was the $8.36 I spent on subjecting myself to liquid hell, a decent burger, and a few lukewarm, subpar fries.
    3. “Sonic”

    • @aliza_h
      @aliza_h 4 года назад

      Mad respect for your verbosity, holy shit

  • @MortimersTrench
    @MortimersTrench 5 лет назад +4

    1. McDonald's. No favorite memory. Just good food (Yeah I said it fucking sue me).
    2. When they don't get my order right
    3. Sonic and gamestop

  • @borisbutterscotch9482
    @borisbutterscotch9482 4 года назад +1

    1. Which Wich, had a really good idea for an unorthodox sandwich, they made it, I eat it all the time now it was so good.
    2. McDonald's, they took 45 minutes to bring my food that I had already paid for out to the drive through, and got my order wrong.
    3. The place where games go when the desire to no longer move.

  • @stitch3469
    @stitch3469 5 лет назад +6

    Happened to my brother at McDonald's: "where's your parents?!?!" And refusing service to his friends despite the fact my brother and his friends are teenagers.

  • @watt2785
    @watt2785 5 лет назад

    Havent watched a new Brendaniel video for like a year now
    And this was a good video to watch so I get back into this great channel

  • @Ribbitsbasement
    @Ribbitsbasement 5 лет назад +10

    Our taco bell has a bell you can ring but you have to pull the chain

    • @settingsun8403
      @settingsun8403 5 лет назад +1

      thats normally how a Bell works

    • @Ribbitsbasement
      @Ribbitsbasement 5 лет назад

      @@settingsun8403 there are also some that you have to move the bell back and forth

    • @settingsun8403
      @settingsun8403 5 лет назад

      @@Ribbitsbasement often with a Rope or Chain

  • @egg6998
    @egg6998 5 лет назад +1

    1. Goin to sonic and getting mozzarella sticks.
    2. Goin to sonic and getting mozzarella sticks. I don’t eat out a lot.
    3. Hedgehog café

  • @jinx3278
    @jinx3278 5 лет назад +5

    "I'm not dating the Colonel no matter how much you want me to" and now there is a KFC dating sim, so they clearly REALLY want you to date the Colonel.

  • @snakeygirl4296
    @snakeygirl4296 3 года назад

    There used to be a local pizza place in my town that actually had board games for customers to play with. Your ideal dominoes existed brendaniel!
    It’s been closed for years after the owner got too old to run it. I miss that place. The service was friendly and the gaming aspect was unique. The place was decorated like New York pizzeria and also had art from local schools on the walls (because the owner liked encouraging kids).

  • @SailorMaxie
    @SailorMaxie 5 лет назад +3

    I got my gums stick on a chain at a Burger King once.
    True story.

  • @neumaticexpert7715
    @neumaticexpert7715 5 лет назад +1

    1) Little Caesar’s, always having it when friends come over
    2) Going to them
    3) Sonic

  • @genericusername5520
    @genericusername5520 5 лет назад +4

    *get rid of the goblins*
    C'mon, Bren D' aniel, dont be so mean to the children

  • @zerk555
    @zerk555 5 лет назад +1

    1. My favorite place is Five Guys
    Favorite memory is when I ordered and payed for a small fry with my meal but got served the large portion.
    2. Worst experience was when a little kid attacked me while I was tryna eat breakfast at Jack in the Box
    3. GameStop

  • @roo726
    @roo726 5 лет назад +3

    GameStop
    GameStop, after they asked me to stop eating all the Wii U games
    Sonic

  • @connordarvall8482
    @connordarvall8482 5 лет назад +1

    My best takeaway experience was the first time eating pizza at a small place known as Urban Pizza. I ordered a margheritta and when took that first bite, I learned something very important. If the pizza has a good sauce, it doesn't need anymore toppings, whereas a pizza with average sauce will never be better than passable, no matter how much stuff you put on it. In other words, it was the first time I tasted good pizza.

  • @spurdosparde7949
    @spurdosparde7949 5 лет назад +7

    1. checkers is the best
    2. working at sonic
    3. he worked at sonic too

  • @bigslurpee2078
    @bigslurpee2078 5 лет назад +1

    1. Wendy's, eating frosties with my grandpa when I was younger.
    2. Having a large fight in the McDonald's play place.
    3. Sonic

  • @Strangelove657
    @Strangelove657 5 лет назад +13

    Haven't set foot in a subway since the whole jared thing

    • @Mr__Joe
      @Mr__Joe 5 лет назад

      I hate this post

    • @Mr__Joe
      @Mr__Joe 5 лет назад +2

      Us Jareds have worked hard to get our rights to go to subway, and when we did, of course we took over! It was destiny! Screw you and your stupid post

    • @Goomatora
      @Goomatora 5 лет назад +4

      I visit my local Subway everyday hoping to catch a glimpse of our Lord and Savior Jared. Maybe one day he'll try taking me across the border and have illegal sex with me. We can only hope

  • @kyleforbes6048
    @kyleforbes6048 5 лет назад +1

    1. Whataburger, and the first time I ever had a burger from Whataburger. (For context, they got me to love burgers)
    2. In 8th grade, I went on a trip to Washington D.C., and we stopped at a Burger King. I had one bite of a chicken sandwich, and it was absolutely awful. Also, the fries were somehow not good. How do you do that!?
    3. Sonic

  • @warsaw1548
    @warsaw1548 5 лет назад +5

    1. Five Guys food restAURant, (or borgers and fries) and my best fast food memory is when i found out Arbys had Reubens again
    2. Capitalism
    3. brendaniel did work at Sonic, the one in the video

  • @angrypotyeto9656
    @angrypotyeto9656 4 года назад +1

    1 dominos and i ordered a regular cheesy crust pepperoni and i got an extra large pepperoni garlic bread crust, they definitely messed up the order but i didn’t pay extra and the pizza was good 2 the worst experience i have had at a fast food restaurant was when i couldn’t eat more ice cream at sizzlers 3 uhhh knuckles i think

  • @lol-wr2ni
    @lol-wr2ni 5 лет назад +4

    The fast food isnt fast enough smh

  • @Sentay0
    @Sentay0 5 лет назад

    1- Favorite fast food place is probably 5 Guys, favorite fast food memory was going to a Pizza Hut in late 90's and they had a cabinet with Super Mario Bros on it (this was the first time I encountered this game it was a big deal at the time).
    2- I worked at Round Table Pizza, and thought about burning it down every single moment.
    3- Sonic

  • @toster387
    @toster387 4 года назад +1

    1. Arctic Circle. My favorite memory was figuring out the best way to eat Arctic Circle in your lap.
    2. KFC
    3. Domino's

  • @Frigiduck
    @Frigiduck 5 лет назад

    1. Harvey's, and I always enjoyed the McDonald's play areas as a kid, especially when they had Gamecubes.
    2. I asked for a quarter pounder at McDonald's with just cheese and ketchup and I also got it all dressed. My milkshake was also overflowing and made everything messy, and I got a medium fry instead of a large fry.
    3. Mr. Brendan Daniels worked at a fast food joint called Sonic that is not very well known around where I live.

  • @officialswordmaster3069
    @officialswordmaster3069 4 года назад +1

    Suggestion: Whataburger, but with more of a Texan emphasis. The burgers need to be larger, and if you can beat the burger flipper in a fastdraw duel, you can not only get your meal for free but also can legally claim his job

  • @GoingDanInFlames
    @GoingDanInFlames 5 лет назад +1

    1: Cookout, it was always a great place to go with my college buddies and they have a great variety, low prices, and large portions
    2: I've never eaten inside of a KFC and it not be a greasy spawning-ground for flies
    3: Sonic, the hedgehog, not the restaurant

  • @DMSteeley
    @DMSteeley 5 лет назад +1

    1.
    2. Working there.
    3. My heart. 💙

  • @ryanm6004
    @ryanm6004 4 года назад +1

    1. None of them
    2. All of them
    3. Idk you think I take notes? GameStop, probably. They serve food, right?

  • @jamesjams2797
    @jamesjams2797 5 лет назад +1

    1. Ritzy’s and my favorite memory is how much I enjoy Pizza Hut when I eat it and then hate it when I have diarrhea the next day.
    2.getting yelled at by a entitled girl in a McDonald’s play place when I was 5.
    3. Sonic

  • @TheMadRatKing
    @TheMadRatKing 5 лет назад

    This video, much like every other cumin get video you make that isn’t some kind of review, starts our reasonable and understandable but quickly goes so far off the rails that we’ve left the entire fucking mountainside hiking trail and dove headfirst down the cliff face
    And I love that about your videos.

  • @ghhn4505
    @ghhn4505 3 года назад

    1. Favorite fast food place is a local hot dog joint. Favorite memory is my parents somehow sneaking a surprise birthday note into a McDonalds meal on my 6th birthday (there's more than that but I won't drag this out)
    2. I haven't really had any super horrible experiences outside of just someone getting my order wrong and I'm too shy/already gone to say anything.
    3. Knuckles the Echidna.

  • @Jo-ew7lw
    @Jo-ew7lw 3 года назад

    chipotle was my comfort food for the winter season, combine that with my new comfort game DOOM 2016, and i grew pretty fond of getting a burrito at 8, kicking back, and just killing demons, i miss it

  • @COUNTERCOM
    @COUNTERCOM 5 лет назад +2

    1: Chick fil a, my favorite fast food memory being sick on my stomach but still eating a chick fil a sandwich for what ever contrived reason and proceeding to throw up all over my dads jacket and uncles car floor.
    2: waiting over 9000 years at sonic to get my order. Its always the same sonic that takes for ever too never any other sonic I'm suprised everyone hasn't been fired.
    3: movie go.

  • @acequs
    @acequs 5 лет назад

    1: Playing Pokemon Stadium and other N64/Gamecube games in McDonald's playplaces. Also the weird Sneak King game Burger King had. Video games and fast food just go together so well.
    2: One time I ordered a breakfast wrap at Tim Hortons and it was just the wrap and the scrambled egg. No sausage, no sauce, nothing. The worst part of the experience was my mom going back to yell at the staff.
    3: Sonic the GameStop.

  • @sStyleMo
    @sStyleMo 5 лет назад +2

    1- subway
    2- subway
    3- subway (the only way to know that a chain cant be saved is if you work there. the sonic was a lie)

  • @thecrimsonmeteor
    @thecrimsonmeteor 5 лет назад +1

    1: the local hipster burrito place and that time a loudly swore infront of children because i was doing a new york cabbie impression
    2. The time i tried to chug extremely spicey hot sause. I felt like i got pepper sprayed and had intense heartburn for the rest of the day
    3. Sonic and gamestop

  • @rileyjfosbre6383
    @rileyjfosbre6383 5 лет назад +1

    1. Joe’s
    2. The first time I had shawarma. I don’t remember what the place was called or if I liked it, because the whole time I wanted to punch the guy I was eating with in the face.
    3. Burger King, no wai-

  • @basilexposistion9211
    @basilexposistion9211 5 лет назад +2

    I want you to narrate an anime. Your voice is just so intriguing.

  • @hacim42
    @hacim42 5 лет назад +1

    1. Five Guys might say burgers and fries, but if it only said fries, it'd still be my favorite. Those fuckin fries are amazing.
    2. I waited 27 minutes for a burger in a local Jack in the box. Manager was shit and yelled at the poor fry guy in front of everyone, even though there's 4 people running drive and 1 sad sap in house. Food was eh.
    3. RUclips Incorporated TM

  • @lentlemenproductions770
    @lentlemenproductions770 3 года назад

    Oh CRAP I’m 1 year late for the final
    1. Subway, I don’t know your experiences there but I’m pretty sure there were days that a toasted footlong was the only thing that got me out of bed in the morning.
    Honorable mentions go to AW & DQ (I think of them as the same restaurant but DQ has better ice cream & AW has better cheese curds), & Sbarros: I don’t think it’s actually a real pizza place, this making it the best. My best memory I’ve had at a fast food place is the banter with my friend who works at Subway after barely seeing him for months during quarantine.
    2. Social anxiety.
    3. Blue Hedgehog.

  • @jaredchinchello1760
    @jaredchinchello1760 5 лет назад

    1. Taco Johns, spending time with my family on the way back from a family reunion.
    2. Getting ANYTHING from Fox's Pizza over the past few years.
    3. You worked for a fast blue rat.

  • @Sh1N0bi.mp4
    @Sh1N0bi.mp4 5 лет назад

    1. Little Cesar's for reasons, my favorite memory of fast food was during the Big Mac size thing and I ordered and Grand Mac, they were out of Grand Mac buns so they just gave me a big Mac with like 6
    patty's and double sauce.
    2. The one time a friend and I went to Wendy's and he ordered a VANILLA frost to dip his fry's in.
    3. Brendanial worked at Sonic and GameStop and currently works at the better of buy's.

  • @kieravermeal9127
    @kieravermeal9127 4 года назад +1

    (For Pizza Hut) "It's a s***** buffet of lies." **Todd Howard's face slides across the screen**
    Me: Noice

  • @meganhash7840
    @meganhash7840 4 года назад

    1. There's a Starbucks by my local theatre and bc I do shows there they remember me. When I mentioned opening night was that particular day, they slipped me an extra scone!
    2. This one time at Firehouse Subs, not only did my family get hair in our food, but we also saw someone use their phone WITHOUT CHANGING THEIR GLOVES AFTER and scratch themselves while still working behind the line. All in the same experience.
    3. Sonic('s Ultimate Harem)

  • @koolkid4825
    @koolkid4825 3 года назад

    “Dominos needs board games.”
    Pizza Ludica: am I a joke to you?

  • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
    @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 4 года назад

    Quiz Answers:
    1. A&W's mozza burger & rootbear, had after not eating for like a day. The gal behind the counter was real nice, too.
    2. Wicked Wedge. There was a hair baked into my pizza, and honestly I think that was a lateral move compared to the usual toppings.
    3. Executioner, but was laid off when goblins overran the castle.

  • @genericusername5520
    @genericusername5520 5 лет назад

    *you're doing great sweety*
    Hearing Brendaniel say that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside, it makes me feel better, and that things are gonna be ok