Apparently, If You’re a British Woman, You Can Marry a Ghost

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  • Опубликовано: 11 окт 2024
  • A British woman claims she’s engaged to a ghost, and Big Jay and Dan want to know: Will she have a phantom baby? (Contains strong language.)
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Комментарии • 118

  • @7g6f5e4d3c2b1a
    @7g6f5e4d3c2b1a 5 лет назад +136

    *Its AMAZING that Big Jay and Dan have a few topics scribbled on a piece of paper at the beginning of the show and with that alone they can effortlessly freestyle riff off each other for hours and spin straw into comedic gold! It's a true testament to Big Jay Oakerson's and Dan Soder's genius/chemistry!* #CrackleCrackle

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 5 лет назад +1

      Is this Jay and Dan's youtube handle haha yes they are just fucking amazing

    • @wermzer1312
      @wermzer1312 5 лет назад +2

      Thanks Marijuana!

    • @SparksDrinker
      @SparksDrinker 5 лет назад +5

      Your font is weird. Too cool to use the same one as the rest of us?

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 5 лет назад

      @SparksDrinker _Fuuuuck youuu_ *you piece of* -shit-

    • @SeeWorldKevin
      @SeeWorldKevin 4 года назад +1

      @@kevinfry1850 you get it fatty.

  • @msmo4127
    @msmo4127 5 лет назад +114

    Soder should be way more famous than he is, consistently hilarious.

    • @zachlawson5238
      @zachlawson5238 4 года назад +4

      For sure. If him and jay would tour instead of doing a radio show they'd be way bigger but I think they dig their life bro. They're happy.

    • @johnnyjohnny6174
      @johnnyjohnny6174 3 года назад

      He mostly just tags whatever jokes Jay comes up with tbh

    • @bigheverly
      @bigheverly 3 года назад

      And he could be…. If he sold out and said things he didn’t really feel or think but that’s why he’s been in comedy for so long and still popular

    • @mudface72
      @mudface72 6 месяцев назад

      His stand up is sleep inducing.

    • @michelletaylor3140
      @michelletaylor3140 2 дня назад

      Right, but it’s clear he isn’t a sellout! ❤❤❤

  • @rgaud8
    @rgaud8 5 лет назад +81

    Comedy Central needs to use these guys more. Their show probably the best out there right now.

    • @rgaud8
      @rgaud8 5 лет назад

      @Admiral Roadsoda Not all heroes wear capes.

  • @cgree9570
    @cgree9570 5 лет назад +22

    This one had me curled up trying to catch my breath for 20 minutes. Jesus Christ I love their riffss

  • @kayisfunkyfresh
    @kayisfunkyfresh 5 лет назад +9

    " You want me to put my *spector* in your *sphincter* " 👻😂😂😂

  • @joshuamullaney195
    @joshuamullaney195 5 лет назад +16

    literally cried from laughter on this one, the poo ghost baby bit was killer ...

  • @cillarandle
    @cillarandle 5 лет назад +7

    This is one of the funniest clips so far. When Jay says I think you're lying lmfao I lost it

  • @squishmitten664
    @squishmitten664 5 лет назад +4

    "did you put googly eyes on a piece of shit?" XD im dead

  • @hollywoodredneck8565
    @hollywoodredneck8565 5 лет назад +4

    When big Jay said did you put googly eyes on a piece of shit... I can't stop laughing. I laughed when the episode aired and I can't stop again.

  • @jeffhargrove759
    @jeffhargrove759 2 года назад +4

    Excuses a phantom dude has to use to get out of a date with an alive woman had me in tears 😂

  • @Sonicthehedgefundmanager
    @Sonicthehedgefundmanager 3 года назад +4

    5:33 “did you put googly eyes on a piece of shit?”

  • @MrNobody91
    @MrNobody91 Год назад

    2:31 "specter in ya sphincter" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 stg I love these guys man. I wish Dan was on LOS tbh.

  • @danielpenrod5843
    @danielpenrod5843 5 лет назад +5

    The Bonfire is truly a billion times funnier on their worst day than You Up is on their best. Comedy Central and Sirius need to give Big Jay and Dan so much more funding!

    • @rjphilla
      @rjphilla 5 лет назад

      Truth. You up is un-listenable. When Tom was on it it was alright...but the Bonfire just kick ass all day everyday

    • @apmcmanus93
      @apmcmanus93 5 лет назад

      YES! This is one of the top 5 comments on RUclips right now

  • @auroraborealis13579
    @auroraborealis13579 5 лет назад +2

    "Philip's on the Wiiiing!"... I wish I could make that my ringtone.

  • @derrick_v
    @derrick_v 5 лет назад +3

    One of the top shows on SiriusXM. Love this group!

  • @ronanturner219
    @ronanturner219 5 лет назад +1

    it’s a shame these guys and this show don’t get more recognition, every episode is fucking gold

  • @450kcrackparty
    @450kcrackparty 5 лет назад +60

    leg on table jay is coolest jay

    • @dankoni
      @dankoni 5 лет назад +1

      corporate dan was NONE too pleased

  • @rjphilla
    @rjphilla 5 лет назад +2

    @ComedyCentral you need to publish the Air Date of the clips

  • @AppByDesign
    @AppByDesign 5 лет назад +14

    I hope for your sake the husband doesn't see this

  • @thomasphil9311
    @thomasphil9311 5 лет назад +6

    These guys are the only reason I would consider getting Sirius. Super funny and crush every topic.

    • @pointlessopinion611
      @pointlessopinion611 5 лет назад

      Same, keyword being consider bc stealing is easy and it makes everything free.

  • @jordanprewit4164
    @jordanprewit4164 5 лет назад +5

    That Hollow Man reference doe. #phantomprops

  • @sethjoyner391
    @sethjoyner391 5 лет назад +1

    I can't believe I missed this in studio, I listed to this bit like 3 times, so crazy

  • @pizzolo313
    @pizzolo313 4 года назад +2

    I’m kinda upset they never made the joke about the abusive ghost husband

  • @slxxpyhollow
    @slxxpyhollow 4 года назад +1

    6:20 "Everyone fuck a ghost!"

  • @MrNobody91
    @MrNobody91 Год назад +1

    1:53 this whole segment once he said Anna Nicole Smith and She’s a bad bird, I just couldn’t stop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ebz3001
    @ebz3001 5 лет назад +1

    i keep waiting for a Bill Cosby "Ghost Dad" joke.

  • @MrNobody91
    @MrNobody91 Год назад

    2:07 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @josetrevino5991
    @josetrevino5991 5 лет назад

    Whoever put these 2 together is a fucking genius🤣. I wish I could hang out with these dudes and make fun of people

  • @tbrwy
    @tbrwy 4 года назад +1

    I'm watching in order--as of rn this might be the best episode

  • @TheLadygrl
    @TheLadygrl 5 лет назад +1

    This rivals the nunchucks as the funniest video. Holy sh*t.

  • @NS1.
    @NS1. 3 года назад

    These guys are like the Steve Vai and Joe Satriani of comedy, trading licks back and forth.

  • @blazedandconfused477
    @blazedandconfused477 5 лет назад

    These fellas are very talented. Very underrated.

  • @subgrappling805
    @subgrappling805 5 лет назад +9

    Crackle crackle campers 🔥🌲🏕

  • @douglife3720
    @douglife3720 5 лет назад +2

    Dan ruined Big Jay's bit about the pizza with extra cheese

  • @dwoodard5717
    @dwoodard5717 5 лет назад +4

    holy shit Jacob looks way different than what i saw in my head

    • @iprrdm6353
      @iprrdm6353 5 лет назад

      You would think hed be a young boy right? Not a creepy old man.

  • @boujiatexas1870
    @boujiatexas1870 5 лет назад +3

    Is anyone else going to the rager at doogans later?

  • @jimr9499
    @jimr9499 3 года назад

    Does Dan have a soul patch..? Or is that a shadow? Hahah

  • @DoesNotInhale
    @DoesNotInhale 4 года назад

    they need to make these videos longer

  • @JahRandom
    @JahRandom 5 лет назад

    Yo...this show is fucking amazing. So unbelievably funny words cannot describe.

  • @BlastBeats1
    @BlastBeats1 5 лет назад +1

    Best one yet!!

  • @DingusMcWingus
    @DingusMcWingus 5 лет назад +1

    What if her Ghost wasn’t satisfied when she left the airplane shitter?

  • @ssian5678
    @ssian5678 4 года назад

    I wanted to marry both the Phantom of the Opera and Casper (the O.G. cartoon, and teenage Devon Sawa in that Christina Ricci/Bill Pullman '90s movie) when I was a little British girl.
    Thinking about it, obviously that's an ultimate straight female fantasy; a man who's always there, but also *isn't*.

  • @11pointedLeaf
    @11pointedLeaf 5 лет назад +1

    Crackle, crackle, M-Fers. Can Billions come to it's natural end already so the Bonfire can blaze forth in full glory Ehry God Damn Day, PLEEEEEASE!! Pancho Mike is the shit, but put him on a third Mike and let's make magic happen all the work week long. I NEED THIS AND YOU DO TOO COMEDY CENTRAL.

  • @dre-afa
    @dre-afa 5 лет назад +1

    Haha this show is always funny

  • @j-boogiebrown9961
    @j-boogiebrown9961 5 лет назад +3

    Hey, how do I suggest footage for these guys to make fun of? I've got 3 things in mind that I think they'd love.

  • @duke3250
    @duke3250 5 лет назад

    JACOB!

  • @nicollasaleixogomes7392
    @nicollasaleixogomes7392 5 лет назад +2

    Hilarious!!!

  • @newyork5165
    @newyork5165 5 лет назад

    Phantom still born?

  • @LucOfTheBind
    @LucOfTheBind 5 лет назад

    Talk radio allstars

  • @andrewcahill2991
    @andrewcahill2991 Год назад

    Imagine trying to hit on her and you find out she’s banging ghost

  • @PoissonVisageStudios
    @PoissonVisageStudios 4 года назад +1

    I like how their span of accents is so minimal that when impersonating Eamonn Holmes, who has a very thick Northern Irish accent, they still opt for a stereotypical Southern English one.

  • @jamesmonroe5846
    @jamesmonroe5846 5 лет назад

    She's gets roofed on the reg

  • @AlexanderPolen
    @AlexanderPolen 5 лет назад +26

    Who disliked this???? I WANT NAMES!!!

    • @Roughneck8
      @Roughneck8 5 лет назад

      Vladamir Putin ..now go do something about it

    • @andrewtaylorjr3129
      @andrewtaylorjr3129 5 лет назад +2

      English poltergeists in committed relationships.

    • @JahRandom
      @JahRandom 5 лет назад

      @@andrewtaylorjr3129 lmao that's _exactly_ what I was gonna say: people's ghost significant others that don't appreciate the slander against their...existence....hahaha. Gooooood shit.

  • @DingusMcWingus
    @DingusMcWingus 5 лет назад

    Or maybe the Ghost is in there freshening up after and she leaves and just some Behemoth squeezes in there after just leaving an airport bar hot & spicy chilli eating contest and starts laying heat and the Ghost boyfriend gets pinned underneath this monster and the bowl he is laying waste too?

  • @benische
    @benische 2 года назад

    Sloppy thirty firsts 🤣

  • @jamesmonroe5846
    @jamesmonroe5846 5 лет назад

    Fuckin autocorrect,,, goddammit

  • @timjespersen9614
    @timjespersen9614 3 года назад

    2 GOATS in there prime. Bring in Gillis and Mat on a rotation.

  • @paper_panda
    @paper_panda 7 месяцев назад

    Check out Lennon Claypool Delirium/Amethyst Realm.

  • @andrewpowell3950
    @andrewpowell3950 5 месяцев назад

    Love dans British is Scottish 😂

  • @KieranThomasSmith
    @KieranThomasSmith 5 лет назад

    jays british accent sounds australian, which is funny because i find it really hard to do an austrailian accent but its really easy for me to do an american accent

  • @lcharlesesquire4087
    @lcharlesesquire4087 2 года назад

    The fact Comedy Central got rid of these two is perplexing. Very non central move comedy

  • @ssian5678
    @ssian5678 4 года назад

    Why are Dan & Jay more attractive speaking with awful drunken quasi-Cockney, RP & Scot? Jay's Mockney is particularly dreadful, he sounds Aussie. They'd be great on EastEnders.

  • @empowermph
    @empowermph 5 лет назад +1

    17:53 ..Becky, my tech angel, in the building. she's such a smoke show..im worried about her gut & what she's eating, but everything else is magnetic.

  • @pointlessopinion611
    @pointlessopinion611 5 лет назад

    TF2Deff

  • @robertweeks2218
    @robertweeks2218 Год назад

    i hate the way jacob says "always". he says ulwuz

  • @CSick27
    @CSick27 5 лет назад +1

    wait, thats jacob? he looks like a man

  • @ku______
    @ku______ 5 лет назад +1

    What is the bonfire?

    • @bluecollarrealists8451
      @bluecollarrealists8451 5 лет назад +1

      The name of the show....

    • @daugbret
      @daugbret 5 лет назад +2

      It's a radio show. It plays on Comedy Central Radio on Sirius XM, about 6 eastern Monday-Thursday.

    • @ku______
      @ku______ 5 лет назад +8

      No Dave Smith fans here I see

    • @daugbret
      @daugbret 5 лет назад +2

      @@ku______ Haha, I know the Dave Smith joke, I just thought you genuinely wanted to know.

    • @kylefitzy
      @kylefitzy 5 лет назад +1

      Buck Swope and yet he has one more comedy special then you...

  • @Marcus51090
    @Marcus51090 5 лет назад +1

    Powdered wigs where worn by the French not the British.

    • @macheetah49
      @macheetah49 5 лет назад +5

      British barristers still wear wigs in court please do not spread disinformation.

    • @sethtaylor7519
      @sethtaylor7519 5 лет назад

      @@macheetah49 But do they powder them? lol ;) jk

    • @Marcus51090
      @Marcus51090 5 лет назад

      macheetah49 exactly not powdered

    • @macheetah49
      @macheetah49 5 лет назад +1

      @@Marcus51090 They are called powdered because of their white color.

    • @Marcus51090
      @Marcus51090 5 лет назад

      macheetah49 lol but French actually used a white powder on their hair and wigs it’s not because of colour

  • @wasnt_it
    @wasnt_it 5 лет назад +1

    same bad accents/bit for the millionth time. these two can drag-out and beat an idea/bit to death so bad. "he goes, he goes", "She's like, she goes, she goes" " I'm British I am, I am, I am, I am I am so over these lame accents and stupid 30 min bits that suck!!

    • @jimr9499
      @jimr9499 3 года назад +1

      Read the comments: you're literally the only person who thinks that. You must be great fun at parties.

  • @touchmycamerathroughthefence
    @touchmycamerathroughthefence 5 лет назад +1

    I completely fucking lost it at 5:33

  • @p0rnmonkey
    @p0rnmonkey 5 лет назад

    Pippah Naoe!