imagine being a mystery box seller in the darkweb and you know that Crypto NWO is trying to buy your product so you put random creepy stuff in the box knowing how others react despite the products being completely normal.
Since the black "slime" smells like ink my best guess is that it was a squid's ink sac (if there actually was anything solid) or just straight up squid ink. Also I beg of you please don't lick everything!!!
My theory is all these boxes are made by the same people and they just put random shit in there that can make a narrative. The dark web isnt really quite what you think it is.
The silver balls are also called Harmony Balls which I would LOVE. Anyway, I actually really like that you put the editor notes because points of views from during and after you process everything.
I have a set and love them! Mine are called Baoding Balls and are jade green and dark blue. The box they came in is a puffy, green patterned fabric, also closes with a hinge and locks with a clasp. They're so perfect for meditation! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baoding_balls
Nope. They are Geisha balls. It's not for meditation, but rather to increase the strength of the pelvic floor muscles. In other words, they are adults toys.
9:40 thats actually really cool! i have those, they help with things like focus, meditation, and other things! you just clink them in a single hand and rotate them together, its neat :)
Yes abot 20:40 😄 I'm sorry but these videos are so stupid - If possible to earn money from selling this crap of "DarkWeb-boxes" I want to know what to do 😄 - I believe I can send something more interesting and scary than he gets in these boxes - disgusting is easy but would be more interesting with something more thought out content.. 😉
Constructive criticisms: don’t sniff and lick “marital aides” you find in random boxes people send you. There is a better way to detect odours (if you insist on smelling things), put the object in front of you and use your hand to move the air towards your face. That’s the way you should have been taught in your high school chemistry classes. Edit your videos in a way where there is a slight pause between sentences so you don’t sound like a person on meth. Why are meth heads so happy? It’s always only 2 sleeps till Christmas. Haha. Non constructive criticism: have a competition at the beginning of your clip “guess how many things that could have been inserted in a persons orifice will I sniff today?”
I’ve watched 5 or so dark web reveals, I feel like it’s the same items only different. 1. Foul smell 2. Cameras/recording devices 3.SIM cards 4. Fake blood 5. S&M devices 6. Dildo/vibrators 7. Items inside items 8. Imitation dr#gs
OMG you are so funny I haven't laughed so hard. STOP tasting everything, I'm surprised you didn't taste the slime. You had me in cramps with vibrator. And at 20:40 you had me in stitches laughing when you farted while coughing. This had to be the first video I've watched of yours and for that I am subscribing..
I just love all about your videos.. the content of the creepy boxes, your comments, editor comments, and the hard laugh when you remember putting your gloves on 🤣 great job Kevin 💙💙💙 love from Brazil
I would love to request the bondage cuffs, my critique would be if you could reach out more to some comments and it would be nice it you could open your fan mail PO box, I love your videos and I've been supporting your channel since you started with your very first Dark Web Unboxing video. I really see you hitting 1 Million subs, all the love here from South Africa 🌍❤️💯
12:42: those are digging stones. If u dig into them, u can either get a real diamond or some type of stone. There's also one for gold and fossils. There are many different kinds. Me personally love them because it passes the time by and they are so fun to do!
I love how you just act like a normal human...other than sniffing vibrators lol don't change a thing the channels great!! I would love to have that voice changer though tons of fun lo
Although I cannot solve the mystery of this box, I always love having some answers. So obviously we are presented with baby clothes and children's toys (the mouse plush I believe is hand made and represents hickory dickory dock) and also clues like Sunday May 26th (which has only occurred in years: 1957, 1963, 1968, 1974, 1985, 1991, 1969, 2002, 2013, and 2019). The slime, if naturally occurring, could be a mix of hydrogen sulfide and Sulphur bacteria, which is made in clogged drains and smells of rotten eggs. The hat, mask, bones, and little skeletons were probably all bought from a Halloween store (or something of the sorts). The Brownie Hawkeye flash camera was made from 1949 to 1961 and would need film to print out your pictures. Now since there were no photographs or film in the box, I assume the camera its self is a clue or the seller was just trying to get rid of it. Now even with all this.... the box makes no sense so do what you want with this information!
250$ YOU PUT THOSE BLUE GEM THINGS IN WATER AND SEE WHAT YOU GET. One of those square stones will come out and it could be a stone like obsidian. Sometimes you get actual diamonds Similarly, the gold one can give you actual gold.
WHERES YOUR GLOVES NOOOO 🙈 OH HELL YES I’ve been waiting for this Kevin. I would say you paid $350 for it. Love your channel and you as a person, when are you gonna do some Randonautica videos? Much love ❤️ to you and Stormy
You are honestly one of RUclipss best channels, really engaging content, real unboxing’s that are actually really scary sometimes ~ and not to mention quite risky Absolutely love the virus videos, find these very interesting
I'm writing this as the vid goes on 1st it's a mouse 2nd I'm early for once in my life 3rd gloves lol 4th blue man group ? 5th could I request the metal balls? There for stress and I've been wanting them for a bit 6th is that blood in the squirt gun? 7th put the blue diamonds in water or break em open 8th plz stop smellin stuff waft it or somethin 9th the gold bar can also be put in water or broken open they have rocks inside 10 is the key for the safe? 11 why... did you put it by ur face 😭 12 I wouldn't squeeze the black bag 13 I would say that's not slime 14 ew 15 sorry this is a long comment
my constructive criticism is at 1:21 tell your editor to check his spelling for you if it wasn't intentional, I'm not sure what "comonstructive" criticism is 🙃🤔😂
The silver balls are dexterity balls or sometimes called, “Boading balls.” You move them both around in one hand to improve range of motion and movements.
Hey Crypto, I have been watching you for about 2 years now, your enthusiasm is a wonderful sight. I have no complaints about the way you do your videos, just don't forget your gloves and don't lick things that come out of the box. I would be interested in the mario and Luigi walkie talkies, my son loves mario and it would be a great gift for him. Stay safe man!
@@faded_witness i totally get where you are coming from. I refurbish electronics for a living so they would definitely get completely tore apart and sanitized inside and out
@@GoofalieGaming Pretty cool, OK. I will clarify, IF YOU'S GOTS NO IDEA HOW TO CLEAN ITEMS LIKE THIS GUY HERE, DONT BE GIVING DARK WEB ITEMS TO OTHER PEOPLE. There, i put it... Its a disclaimer XD
9:28 right when I heard that sound I recognized it. There is gonna be 2 silvery balls inside the box that have some weight and make noise. I had one when I was younger and so did my brother. I don’t know where they went. I don’t know what they are used for though. Our grandma got us them but she passed away when I young. I don’t think we even have them no more tbh
After some time I looked it up. They are called baoding balls or Chinese medicine balls (there’s many names lol). They are used to be rotating in your hand (2 or more). It helps for stress, to relax your hand, motor skills (which is probably the reason why my grandma got them because when I was younger my motor skills sucked) and aid to recover strength in your hand
The first thing you took out, it was a mouse clock toy, inside was a unicorn kids blanket, onsie, and a childrens jacket. It also had some kids toys in it. Concerning.... The silver balls in the red box i believe are those asian focus/meditation things, they are supposed to have bells inside and help with dexterity (you have them both in one hand and try to make them both like... Spin? In your palms without dropping them) The blue sandy diamonds are a common kids toy in america, if you put them in water they break apart and most often common minerals are inside... Sometimes a really small diamond Also the fact that there are a lot of kids items, and the water gun with the odd liquid... Its.. concerning theme That doesnt look like earwax on the metal thing (that you found in the same).. The gold bar is also a common american toy (the same as the diamonds, but instead of a chance for a small bit if diamond it gives a small chance of gold). The black "slime is definitely squid ink, either a squid ink sack or just plain squid ink, but definitely ink. You even stated that it smelt like fish, and its completely safe unless mixed with something... Some restaurants even usebit to dye food! Since its that strong im assuming it expired due to lack of refrigeration :D (Ps. Ik i was 3 years late, i just came across this vid .. shhhh)
4:11 i think its one of like 10 items that u can get from the tiktok sand gold bar im pretyt sure, the one u destroy and u might get gold / other rocks
Crypto, is there a way that with some of the items you throw out, would you consider selling them to people who would want them? Also the substance in the spray gun is probably FX blood. What you think is part of a phone... is actually a vibrator.
BALLS YOU MEAN!!! KEVIN STILL DOESNT KNOW WHAT SEX TOYS ARE STILL LOL AND MISTA GG IS RIGHT HE DOES SPEND MORE TIME WITH THOS ITEMS THEN ANYTHING ELSE LOL KEVIN YOU FUNNY GUY
That might have been a cock ring you tried to put on your hand. The blue diamonds and gold bar are bathbombs that fizz when put in water and may have rings or stuff inside. The silver balls are Chinese medicine balls, I have some that I use for my ADHD. They are amazing. (Please don't put on hats, they could contain lice!!)
You remember those old time phones? I dont know why they made those, the "phone" says 50 shades of gray...the look on your face was Priceless!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I find it hilarious when your not sure what something is... you kev are adorable!
9:58 Those are just to roll around in your hand to relieve stress. You put them both in your palm and just kinda maneuver them around each other, we own a couple of pairs. They're super cool!
I would love to get my hands on those silver balls, and for constructive criticism I would write myself a note on my phone for every time you pick up a box to put on gloves 👍
It might be a good idea to submit some of that stuff to the pd to be tested, especially the water gun filled with maybe maybe not so fake blood, if it has a smell with it that's how you know something's not right
$750. The fluff stays in for 10 minutes and 45 seconds. I would love to have the good bar and the diamond ones. You open them up and can get either a real piece of gold or a diamond and the rock you got was from the gold bar. I would make sure to not lick things that go on male members
Kevin: “Not gonna be putting these gloves on” Me: You most deff shouldn’t good call 😁 Also Kevin: *proceeds to put on a glove* Me:🙃😒 *disappointed sigh*😂
The silver balls you found in the red box at 9:56 are meditation balls! You rotate them around in your hand and they ring like that. My mom has two sets- one pair looks like the ones you found, and the other pair are smaller and have yin-yangs on them
The balls are Chinese stress balls and you use 1 hand and roll them round in a circle without them touching each other! Suppose to be relaxing! Loving the videos bro! You crack me up and make me want to do some of these things haha! Not got the skills on the PC like you do bro! BE SAFE bro you should get some builders masks! KEEP THE AMAZING VIDEOS COMING! 💯✨✌
that little red cube thing from the beginning is "rainbow" stone from those sand diamond things the gold from the lock box thing is also the same you break them open and get a little rock like the rainbow stone or obsidian and there like a 1 in 100 chance for gold or diamond depending on which one you open
To prevent you from inhaling bad smells when opening a Dark Web mystery box, I'd advise burning 1/2 strong incense stick that you like the smell of. It should help a lot.
HOW, after all this time and countless encounters with sex toys can Kevin not recognize one when he sees one? I'm honestly getting concerned about his goldfish memory at this point. And for god sakes man stop sniffing everything like and 80s rockstar with a brick of coke.
But he does the same joke every time? He always buys sex toys to put in his boxes so he can do something stupid to generate comments from people who think any of it is real
did you know that the balls is the same as my mom has but hers are a lil lil lil smaller and gold but doesnt sound bye bye hope this helped somehow lol
10:02 those are Chinese stress balls, my friend has a pair in a similar box. You're supposed to put them both in one hand and roll them between your fingers! Pretty neat!
“oh my god oh my god im gonna burn my house down” i had a similar experience where i had a really bad bloody nose one night and it was all over my hands and my fear of blood is horrible. i was about to pass out so i put my hand on the wall. the next morning there were bloody handprints around the house and i completely forgot about my nosebleed so i scream at my mom “IM BURNING THE FUCKING HOUSE DOWN THERES BLOODY HANDPRINTS EVERYWHERE”
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imagine being a mystery box seller in the darkweb and you know that Crypto NWO is trying to buy your product so you put random creepy stuff in the box knowing how others react despite the products being completely normal.
That Dark Web guy should get a cut from this RUclips channel views haha At this point, they basically collab.
Yeah like a knife and clues to a murder 😂
Since the black "slime" smells like ink my best guess is that it was a squid's ink sac (if there actually was anything solid) or just straight up squid ink. Also I beg of you please don't lick everything!!!
I was thinking it was either ink or paint myself, as some paints do smell kind of fishy.
I know we were alllll yelling at the screen the second he touched the box, "GLOVES KEVIN! GLOVES!" 😭🤣
That’s me right now 😂😂😂
it's making me crazy XD
Yeah it’s easy to forget the smaller details when you’re trying to pretend you didn’t literally just package it up before filming
my theory : kid clothes then toys then sunday 25 last blood sweet god dont tell me it is what iam thinking
Facts
And that ladies and gentlemen is why you don’t sniff everything… 😂
He farted 😂😂😂😂
Kevin!!! Nooooo stop tasting everything. Not everything should be in your mouth. Stay safe and thanks for the vids!
I think that he thinks I’d highly nessasry lol
@@bananaroll grammer.
Hes fine he probably cleans the stuff after going to the thrift shop to buy it.
@@SCP--sk7lz grammar
@@garydos420 grammer.
18:00 rethinking life choices😂😂😂
if you put the "blue crystal sandy thing" in water there's like a crystal inside
Yes you are right budy
they look like bath bombs to soak in the tub.
I just watched a tiktok on it and I’m Shook I’m gonna put it in the part 2
Yes yes. LOVE FROM INDIA 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
@@CryptoNWO OK and I hope your doing good
Me tearing up at the baby clothes then realizing what the bondage cuffs were for… SICK! Absolutely disgusting
What were they for
@@rachelbruce8561 children… they were for a child
Same.🙁
@@ryleekline750 no they are not. They are adjustable. Made for hog tying
My theory is all these boxes are made by the same people and they just put random shit in there that can make a narrative. The dark web isnt really quite what you think it is.
13:36 WHY THE F*** DID YOU LICK IT THOUGH
The silver balls are also called Harmony Balls which I would LOVE. Anyway, I actually really like that you put the editor notes because points of views from during and after you process everything.
I have a set and love them! Mine are called Baoding Balls and are jade green and dark blue.
The box they came in is a puffy, green patterned fabric, also closes with a hinge and locks with a clasp.
They're so perfect for meditation!
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baoding_balls
Crypto: **licks s3x toy** hmm smells freaking nasty
The silver balls are Chinese meditation balls; you are supposed you hold both of them in one hand and roll them around. Very cool stuff
Nope. They are Geisha balls. It's not for meditation, but rather to increase the strength of the pelvic floor muscles. In other words, they are adults toys.
@@annasakura2257 Madison was right. If it were to be a type of adult toy they wouldn't be metal. I have those exact meditation balls and same casing.
“It’s on my gloves, I’m gonna burn my house down”… best ever!! Sorry to laugh about that but it made me chuckle.
9:40 thats actually really cool! i have those, they help with things like focus, meditation, and other things! you just clink them in a single hand and rotate them together, its neat :)
yo did anyone else hear that fart when he was coughing his soul out😂😂
I did. I am still laughing. 😂😂😂
Lmao. I did
Yes abot 20:40 😄 I'm sorry but these videos are so stupid - If possible to earn money from selling this crap of "DarkWeb-boxes" I want to know what to do 😄 - I believe I can send something more interesting and scary than he gets in these boxes - disgusting is easy but would be more interesting with something more thought out content.. 😉
Almost reminds me of squid ink.
It's weird how I did hear it, and mentally acknowledged it, but only after reading your comment did I start laughing till I cried 😂
Constructive criticisms: don’t sniff and lick “marital aides” you find in random boxes people send you.
There is a better way to detect odours (if you insist on smelling things), put the object in front of you and use your hand to move the air towards your face. That’s the way you should have been taught in your high school chemistry classes.
Edit your videos in a way where there is a slight pause between sentences so you don’t sound like a person on meth. Why are meth heads so happy? It’s always only 2 sleeps till Christmas. Haha.
Non constructive criticism: have a competition at the beginning of your clip “guess how many things that could have been inserted in a persons orifice will I sniff today?”
That’s kinda what the “guess how much the mystery box cost?” Was right?
those silver balls are the O.G stress balls mate, you hold both in one hand and turn them in circles with your hand
I’ve watched 5 or so dark web reveals, I feel like it’s the same items only different.
1. Foul smell
2. Cameras/recording devices
3.SIM cards
4. Fake blood
5. S&M devices
6. Dildo/vibrators
7. Items inside items
8. Imitation dr#gs
Yep seen a mask with a hole in it 2 times...
17:51 see his face when he realized it is a freaking vaibrator
I like how it does “ it’s on my gloves “ directly to “ I’m gonna burn the house down @
The square rocks can be found in those goldbar chalange
I just googled the gold bar challenge and I’m shook I’m gonna crack em open
@@CryptoNWO the title of next video Scraping darkweb mystery gold bars and diamonds 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
17:20 AYO DONT SMELL THE FUCKING VIBRATOR
Mad respect for you with all the crap you get. Love all your videos bro, and I dig you expanding your content!
Man was using a used vibrator like an “old time telephone” 😂😂 yeooo wtf
Almost forgot, NEVER put on items you get in the boxes. You never know what's on them.
OMG you are so funny I haven't laughed so hard.
STOP tasting everything, I'm surprised you didn't taste the slime.
You had me in cramps with vibrator.
And at 20:40 you had me in stitches laughing when you farted while coughing.
This had to be the first video I've watched of yours and for that I am subscribing..
KEVIN!!! How did you not know that was a vibrator!?!😂 please remember to wear gloves before the video starts. Great content as always❤️
Home boy never seen a Koala before and it shows 🤣
It’s a desktop calendar that never expires. You set it everyday. That’s why there is no year, it’s good forever
I just love all about your videos.. the content of the creepy boxes, your comments, editor comments, and the hard laugh when you remember putting your gloves on 🤣 great job Kevin 💙💙💙 love from Brazil
I would love to request the bondage cuffs, my critique would be if you could reach out more to some comments and it would be nice it you could open your fan mail PO box, I love your videos and I've been supporting your channel since you started with your very first Dark Web Unboxing video. I really see you hitting 1 Million subs, all the love here from South Africa 🌍❤️💯
ummm why you want thus cought in 4k
That fart had me dyingggg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Am I the only one who heard the fart 🤔 😅 ts 20:42 please don't lick things from the mystery box yuck haha
12:42: those are digging stones. If u dig into them, u can either get a real diamond or some type of stone. There's also one for gold and fossils. There are many different kinds. Me personally love them because it passes the time by and they are so fun to do!
I love how you just act like a normal human...other than sniffing vibrators lol don't change a thing the channels great!! I would love to have that voice changer though tons of fun lo
1:08 DUDE YOU NEED TO WEAR GLOVES come on Kevin
Although I cannot solve the mystery of this box, I always love having some answers. So obviously we are presented with baby clothes and children's toys (the mouse plush I believe is hand made and represents hickory dickory dock) and also clues like Sunday May 26th (which has only occurred in years: 1957, 1963, 1968, 1974, 1985, 1991, 1969, 2002, 2013, and 2019). The slime, if naturally occurring, could be a mix of hydrogen sulfide and Sulphur bacteria, which is made in clogged drains and smells of rotten eggs. The hat, mask, bones, and little skeletons were probably all bought from a Halloween store (or something of the sorts). The Brownie Hawkeye flash camera was made from 1949 to 1961 and would need film to print out your pictures. Now since there were no photographs or film in the box, I assume the camera its self is a clue or the seller was just trying to get rid of it. Now even with all this.... the box makes no sense so do what you want with this information!
Idk but maybe i think to far but i think it was a murder
“It’s a koala” meanwhile it’s a whole ass mouse 😂
250$
YOU PUT THOSE BLUE GEM THINGS IN WATER AND SEE WHAT YOU GET. One of those square stones will come out and it could be a stone like obsidian. Sometimes you get actual diamonds
Similarly, the gold one can give you actual gold.
Well said we get them here in Australia
9:40 -- The metal ball things are called Chinese Stress Balls. They are also kinda hard to get those.
WHERES YOUR GLOVES NOOOO 🙈
OH HELL YES I’ve been waiting for this Kevin.
I would say you paid $350 for it.
Love your channel and you as a person, when are you gonna do some Randonautica videos?
Much love ❤️ to you and Stormy
I got so much chills crypto playing not wearing gloves and when there's needles or sharp stuff he's not as careful as should be
You are honestly one of RUclipss best channels, really engaging content, real unboxing’s that are actually really scary sometimes ~ and not to mention quite risky
Absolutely love the virus videos, find these very interesting
I'm writing this as the vid goes on
1st it's a mouse
2nd I'm early for once in my life
3rd gloves lol
4th blue man group ?
5th could I request the metal balls? There for stress and I've been wanting them for a bit
6th is that blood in the squirt gun?
7th put the blue diamonds in water or break em open
8th plz stop smellin stuff waft it or somethin
9th the gold bar can also be put in water or broken open they have rocks inside
10 is the key for the safe?
11 why... did you put it by ur face 😭
12 I wouldn't squeeze the black bag
13 I would say that's not slime
14 ew
15 sorry this is a long comment
Long but informative;) I appreciate the info 👍😊
my constructive criticism is at 1:21 tell your editor to check his spelling for you if it wasn't intentional, I'm not sure what "comonstructive" criticism is 🙃🤔😂
Crypto WE LOVE YOU FAM!!! Can you please please please do more Randonautica videos
The silver balls are dexterity balls or sometimes called, “Boading balls.” You move them both around in one hand to improve range of motion and movements.
Crypto went through the outro so fast, he was rapping
Did he just FART 😂😂😂😂😂 LISTEN WHEN HES COUGHING AT THE END OR PLAY BACK LOL
Hey Crypto, I have been watching you for about 2 years now, your enthusiasm is a wonderful sight. I have no complaints about the way you do your videos, just don't forget your gloves and don't lick things that come out of the box. I would be interested in the mario and Luigi walkie talkies, my son loves mario and it would be a great gift for him. Stay safe man!
Probably dont wanna be giving your kid things from a dark web box bro... Carry some bad mojo home with you.
@@faded_witness i totally get where you are coming from. I refurbish electronics for a living so they would definitely get completely tore apart and sanitized inside and out
@@GoofalieGaming Pretty cool, OK. I will clarify, IF YOU'S GOTS NO IDEA HOW TO CLEAN ITEMS LIKE THIS GUY HERE, DONT BE GIVING DARK WEB ITEMS TO OTHER PEOPLE. There, i put it... Its a disclaimer XD
9:28 right when I heard that sound I recognized it. There is gonna be 2 silvery balls inside the box that have some weight and make noise. I had one when I was younger and so did my brother. I don’t know where they went. I don’t know what they are used for though. Our grandma got us them but she passed away when I young. I don’t think we even have them no more tbh
After some time I looked it up. They are called baoding balls or Chinese medicine balls (there’s many names lol). They are used to be rotating in your hand (2 or more). It helps for stress, to relax your hand, motor skills (which is probably the reason why my grandma got them because when I was younger my motor skills sucked) and aid to recover strength in your hand
It's crazy how NO ONE caught the "Easter egg"🤣🤣🤣 the cough and the fart @ 20:41 😳 I can't stop rewinding it 😅
🤣
The first thing you took out, it was a mouse clock toy, inside was a unicorn kids blanket, onsie, and a childrens jacket. It also had some kids toys in it.
Concerning....
The silver balls in the red box i believe are those asian focus/meditation things, they are supposed to have bells inside and help with dexterity (you have them both in one hand and try to make them both like... Spin? In your palms without dropping them)
The blue sandy diamonds are a common kids toy in america, if you put them in water they break apart and most often common minerals are inside... Sometimes a really small diamond
Also the fact that there are a lot of kids items, and the water gun with the odd liquid... Its.. concerning theme
That doesnt look like earwax on the metal thing (that you found in the same)..
The gold bar is also a common american toy (the same as the diamonds, but instead of a chance for a small bit if diamond it gives a small chance of gold).
The black "slime is definitely squid ink, either a squid ink sack or just plain squid ink, but definitely ink. You even stated that it smelt like fish, and its completely safe unless mixed with something... Some restaurants even usebit to dye food! Since its that strong im assuming it expired due to lack of refrigeration :D
(Ps. Ik i was 3 years late, i just came across this vid .. shhhh)
1:54 is actually a mouse 😅👉🏼🐭
Waitttt I’m laughing so hard you farted while coughing from the fish smell omg😂😂😂😂😂
13:30 DID MY MANS JUST LICK THAT 😨
4:11 i think its one of like 10 items that u can get from the tiktok sand gold bar im pretyt sure, the one u destroy and u might get gold / other rocks
Crypto, is there a way that with some of the items you throw out, would you consider selling them to people who would want them?
Also the substance in the spray gun is probably FX blood.
What you think is part of a phone... is actually a vibrator.
It made me cringe so hard when he put it next to his face.
I can appreciate the FART Ha hah
At 20.42 when his coughing he pushes out a fart hahahahah
19:33 that is the black goo call grapheoxide that they put in the c l9 v a x
The silver balls are for meditation, David Bowe uses it in the movie Labyrinth
The silver Bullets are for Qigong Hand Training. Mix from Training and Meditation.
BALLS YOU MEAN!!! KEVIN STILL DOESNT KNOW WHAT SEX TOYS ARE STILL LOL AND MISTA GG IS RIGHT HE DOES SPEND MORE TIME WITH THOS ITEMS THEN ANYTHING ELSE LOL KEVIN YOU FUNNY GUY
12:44 they are sand your supposed to dig or put them in water and there’s stuff like crystals inside
I'm surprised he doesn't know that diamonds are bath bombs.
14:54 my fav part of the video
That might have been a cock ring you tried to put on your hand.
The blue diamonds and gold bar are bathbombs that fizz when put in water and may have rings or stuff inside.
The silver balls are Chinese medicine balls, I have some that I use for my ADHD. They are amazing.
(Please don't put on hats, they could contain lice!!)
What is lice?
Did noone see him lick the cock ring??
@@Cranky0Bench RIGHT
You remember those old time phones? I dont know why they made those, the "phone" says 50 shades of gray...the look on your face was Priceless!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I find it hilarious when your not sure what something is... you kev are adorable!
Isn't it an adult toy
@@Calixxsings why yes...yes it is lol
I always feel like he knows what’s in the boxes. Seriously. I can’t take him seriously.
It’s hella cringe
9:58 Those are just to roll around in your hand to relieve stress. You put them both in your palm and just kinda maneuver them around each other, we own a couple of pairs. They're super cool!
I would love to get my hands on those silver balls, and for constructive criticism I would write myself a note on my phone for every time you pick up a box to put on gloves 👍
“It’s importANT” I love how you say important
It might be a good idea to submit some of that stuff to the pd to be tested, especially the water gun filled with maybe maybe not so fake blood, if it has a smell with it that's how you know something's not right
10:03 Chinese medicine balls
$750. The fluff stays in for 10 minutes and 45 seconds. I would love to have the good bar and the diamond ones. You open them up and can get either a real piece of gold or a diamond and the rock you got was from the gold bar. I would make sure to not lick things that go on male members
“yea lemme just put a bunch of random stuff In a box and sell to an idiot for a couple hundred on Craigslist and call it a mystery box “
Kevin: “Not gonna be putting these gloves on”
Me: You most deff shouldn’t good call 😁
Also Kevin: *proceeds to put on a glove*
Me:🙃😒 *disappointed sigh*😂
The silver balls you found in the red box at 9:56 are meditation balls! You rotate them around in your hand and they ring like that. My mom has two sets- one pair looks like the ones you found, and the other pair are smaller and have yin-yangs on them
18:06 I love your innocence 🤣🤣. You assume real sex toys as a simple toy and a simple toy as a real sex toy in all your videos.😂😂😂
Yo crypto dig the content bro definitely one of my favorite channels
The balls are Chinese stress balls and you use 1 hand and roll them round in a circle without them touching each other! Suppose to be relaxing! Loving the videos bro! You crack me up and make me want to do some of these things haha! Not got the skills on the PC like you do bro! BE SAFE bro you should get some builders masks! KEEP THE AMAZING VIDEOS COMING!
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I want the stress balls and I think you need to make more mystery box videos I love them keep them coming
HELL YEAH CRYPTO CONTENT!!! Can't wait to watch! Gonna guess $420 🤣 much love Fam 💖
Hahahha I guessed the same I just saw this after I commented hahahha nice
that little red cube thing from the beginning is "rainbow" stone from those sand diamond things the gold from the lock box thing is also the same you break them open and get a little rock like the rainbow stone or obsidian and there like a 1 in 100 chance for gold or diamond depending on which one you open
Also back in the day when you weren't gaging at everything, way better more realistic even if the boxes are fake and u know what is inside
11:45 when he “tsssss!” Was he blessing the blood? Dang I hope it ain’t real I just hope some red koolaid
To prevent you from inhaling bad smells when opening a Dark Web mystery box, I'd advise burning 1/2 strong incense stick that you like the smell of. It should help a lot.
Im sure he will if he ever opens a dark web box
The doll/clock at 2:00 is a giant mouse, not a hampster/koala bear. Object at 8:11 is a 50s-60s era office desk calendar.
HOW, after all this time and countless encounters with sex toys can Kevin not recognize one when he sees one? I'm honestly getting concerned about his goldfish memory at this point.
And for god sakes man stop sniffing everything like and 80s rockstar with a brick of coke.
Lol that blue ring thing he opened 💀😭
Did you lick that blue toy. BRAH. How have you lived this long 😂.
$400 BOX
Using the vibe as a phone lol brilliant!!
But he does the same joke every time? He always buys sex toys to put in his boxes so he can do something stupid to generate comments from people who think any of it is real
@@shawnargo7950 it still makes me laugh.
I guess I just don’t like dishonest people. Film fake stuff fine but don’t pretend it’s real
@@shawnargo7950 so why are you in his channel?
Honestly I don't know... Its like a train wreck you just can't look away as much as you wish you could
Love your videos 🔥🔥💯
ok Ummm considering the whole recent Balenciaga thing, the stuffed animal with the harness on was chilling
What whole Balenciaga thing??
13:15 yeah bluetooth speaker :D dont be that naive
Kevin:😂 when it vibrated:😶🌫️😶
did you know that the balls is the same as my mom has but hers are a lil lil lil smaller and gold but doesnt sound bye bye hope this helped somehow lol
The ringing silver balls are for anxiety you try to rotate them around in your hand
Kev , stop smelling everything!! 🤣
10:02 those are Chinese stress balls, my friend has a pair in a similar box. You're supposed to put them both in one hand and roll them between your fingers! Pretty neat!
What if the reason why Kevin keeps getting bondage and other bedroom toys is really because the person/stalker is flirting with them xD
Amazing bro 🔥🔥🔥🔥🤟
“oh my god oh my god im gonna burn my house down” i had a similar experience where i had a really bad bloody nose one night and it was all over my hands and my fear of blood is horrible. i was about to pass out so i put my hand on the wall. the next morning there were bloody handprints around the house and i completely forgot about my nosebleed so i scream at my mom “IM BURNING THE FUCKING HOUSE DOWN THERES BLOODY HANDPRINTS EVERYWHERE”