Literally Anybody Else is Running for President

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  • Опубликовано: 2 апр 2024
  • In the upcoming presidential election, you could vote for Joe Biden…you could vote for Donald Trump…or you could vote for Literally Anybody Else.
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Комментарии • 2,9 тыс.

  • @iammrbeat
    @iammrbeat  Месяц назад +7596

    Are you voting for Literally Anybody Else?

    • @ShinySakura
      @ShinySakura Месяц назад +278

      i would if i could vote

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Месяц назад +191

      I’m voting for Vermin Supreme

    • @stephenj9470
      @stephenj9470 Месяц назад

      Only if he doesn't somehow start finding a path to victory. Then again, he wouldn't get 270, and Congress wouldn't put the actual guy in office in a million years.

    • @frodolagging6002
      @frodolagging6002 Месяц назад +31

      I wish I could vote for anyone else

    • @jeremiasrobinson
      @jeremiasrobinson Месяц назад +28

      I have screenshots of a conversation with Literally Anybody Else that he keeps deleting from his Facebook. He just started, and he already can't handle screenshots of his own responses to questions getting out.

  • @Arc_Firstlight
    @Arc_Firstlight Месяц назад +17372

    I mean, I would at least want to see him on the ballot. I'd sign that petition.

    • @iammrbeat
      @iammrbeat  Месяц назад +1482

      Are you in Texas? If so, he's gathering signatures as we sit.

    • @jeremiasrobinson
      @jeremiasrobinson Месяц назад +171

      @@iammrbeat I have screenshots of a conversation with Literally Anybody Else that he keeps deleting from his Facebook. He just started, and he already can't handle screenshots of his own responses to questions getting out.

    • @Decaliyon
      @Decaliyon Месяц назад

      ​@jeremiasrobinson you went on there camera in hand looking for a reason, you.crab in the bucket having AZ clown

    • @RickyFromNewMexico
      @RickyFromNewMexico Месяц назад +59

      ​@@iammrbeataverage Texan running for president (Bush's last name is literally Bush)

    • @inovotny1412
      @inovotny1412 Месяц назад +49

      ​@@jeremiasrobinson what was the question and what was his response?

  • @thomasspielman577
    @thomasspielman577 Месяц назад +1722

    "Barely old enough to be president" Well, I see that as a win in itself actually.

    • @Timewarpiaman
      @Timewarpiaman 23 дня назад +81

      A world leader who actually understands current technology would honestly give the US a major advantage.

    • @jam-ham-handed
      @jam-ham-handed 22 дня назад +37

      Woah! Someone who isn't going to fall over and die at any second! Wooooooosshhaiwoaiahaoai

    • @digitail4000
      @digitail4000 22 дня назад +7

      Yeah, more chances for him

    • @Timewarpiaman
      @Timewarpiaman 22 дня назад +1

      @@jam-ham-handed You say that but the hitman the establishment sent in case Literally Anybody gets too far is betting he does.

    • @Thomanski
      @Thomanski 16 дней назад +1

      Barely legal guy smashes the US election

  • @tdflky9944
    @tdflky9944 28 дней назад +197

    History class in the future: Okay, class, if you turn to page 432, you'll see when President Literally Anybody Else win the election in 2024 🤣

  • @zombathinlostleghackercat5233
    @zombathinlostleghackercat5233 Месяц назад +118

    Dad: "Else is president."
    Daughter: "ELSA IS PRESIDENT!?!?"

    • @jellii
      @jellii 14 дней назад

      cheesy spotted in the wild!?!!? 😱

  • @Part_Time_Camel
    @Part_Time_Camel Месяц назад +8226

    We need more than two parties in our country.

    • @ThePoodle
      @ThePoodle Месяц назад

      It is a product of the voting system

    • @natesmith5185
      @natesmith5185 Месяц назад +174

      Then make it you expect it to happen on it's own get people who agree with you and make a party

    • @RickyFromNewMexico
      @RickyFromNewMexico Месяц назад +31

      Ummmm

    • @Holden-uf7
      @Holden-uf7 Месяц назад +222

      Being able to manipulate only 2 sides is way more efficient and easier than a bunch of smaller parties

    • @SirSX3
      @SirSX3 Месяц назад

      If you guys believe that, then you need to stop demonising new parties like the Forward Party that is trying to break the two party deadlock

  • @inventorsam
    @inventorsam Месяц назад +2553

    If “Literally Anybody Else” was on the ballot I’d select that option so he’d probably win honestly.

    • @nekolu
      @nekolu Месяц назад +59

      Literally anybody else could get triple the signatures needed, and Texas still wouldn’t put him on the ballot

    • @SporkyMcFly
      @SporkyMcFly Месяц назад +2

      ​@@nekolu Why?

    • @Slimmsnarl
      @Slimmsnarl Месяц назад

      @@SporkyMcFlysurprise surprise the government is corrupt

    • @Leo-ok3uj
      @Leo-ok3uj Месяц назад +16

      @@SporkyMcFly
      Because of how Texas government works

    • @SporkyMcFly
      @SporkyMcFly Месяц назад +2

      @@Leo-ok3uj Explain it to me.

  • @Soapetr394
    @Soapetr394 Месяц назад +12

    When my parents said they’ll vote for literally anybody else I didn’t think they’re serious 😭

  • @josephmartin9737
    @josephmartin9737 Месяц назад +11

    I hope this election leads to both parties being like “yeah ok let’s examine our methods and not do that ever again”

  • @glitchvlogs6597
    @glitchvlogs6597 Месяц назад +3639

    he's a veteran, so he understands the horrors of war, he's a teacher, so he's competent and knows how to deal with short attention-spanned children. He's literally better than the other 2 pyschopaths.

    • @yulfine1688
      @yulfine1688 Месяц назад +112

      A lot of veterans currently are in office be be it democratic or republican and many of them suck..

    • @PowerSimplified1871
      @PowerSimplified1871 Месяц назад +48

      ​@@yulfine1688 Certain Austro-Hungarian and a certain Italian was also War Veterans.

    • @Lemon_Sage9999
      @Lemon_Sage9999 Месяц назад +33

      Good point 😂 a government OF the people FOR the people needs to come back

    • @rogueguerrilla4902
      @rogueguerrilla4902 Месяц назад +42

      Being a teacher doesn’t mean you're competent. It doesn't even mean you could teach.... We all have or had teachers that just can't teach in a way that people can understand, not even to save their own life.

    • @eeeeee8762
      @eeeeee8762 Месяц назад +21

      ​@rogueguerrilla4902 still better than the other options. Senile grandpa vs rich dumbass vs teacher war veteran, one has an advantage in pathos, ethos, and logos. The other two have one advantage over each other

  • @KainFuery
    @KainFuery Месяц назад +4903

    At this point I wound vote an actual golden retriever.

    • @iammrbeat
      @iammrbeat  Месяц назад +910

      Golden retrievers have empathy

    • @titoyama5760
      @titoyama5760 Месяц назад

      Golden retrievers are smarter than Biden so yes they are more qualified than Biden

    • @uhjay109
      @uhjay109 Месяц назад +77

      Dogs are actually pretty smart 👍

    • @fatman1152
      @fatman1152 Месяц назад +28

      You might have a winning formula here lmao

    • @HasnoRats
      @HasnoRats Месяц назад +35

      Changing my name to actual golden retriever

  • @mc_jojo3
    @mc_jojo3 Месяц назад +130

    As a Swede we have like 10+ parties to choose from, why does the US only have 2?

    • @OatmealTheCrazy
      @OatmealTheCrazy 28 дней назад +14

      Logical outcome of first past the post arrangement

    • @danielfernandezpeinado6294
      @danielfernandezpeinado6294 27 дней назад +26

      They have more. Just not as popular or financiallly supported. For 2024, the Independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. who is Kennedy's nephew, is running for president

    • @scottishemu159
      @scottishemu159 27 дней назад +5

      And libertarians + greens (they can be a bit crazy)

    • @altaccount9716
      @altaccount9716 27 дней назад +1

      As another Swede. It doesn't make much difference. They all still suck, lol.

    • @koolerstuff
      @koolerstuff 27 дней назад

      other parties are literally irrelevant, virtually no one votes for these

  • @E44792
    @E44792 21 день назад +6

    we need someone from low or middle class to be President

    • @Deathnom
      @Deathnom 21 день назад

      I agree, but its never gonna happen. Its just a popularity contest, and the only way you get to be in the limelight is if you have a lot of money to burn on a political campaign you could lose, or you suck up to someone with money, which puts us back to square 1.

  • @Ammiethyst
    @Ammiethyst Месяц назад +1036

    Remember that one time a literal clown won an election in some country just because of people being fed up with the politicians?

    • @mage3690
      @mage3690 Месяц назад +191

      The current president of Ukraine was a comedian who got in on a protest vote

    • @Ammiethyst
      @Ammiethyst Месяц назад +64

      @@mage3690 oh really? Oh wait yeah i remember that. But i was talking about some country like Britain or Czechia where like... a literal clown did it about half a century ago

    • @nasfoda_gamerbrbigproducti5375
      @nasfoda_gamerbrbigproducti5375 Месяц назад +47

      Brazil elected a previous jailed man, in this case the population are the clowns

    • @julianhuber6850
      @julianhuber6850 Месяц назад +18

      I think you mean iceland

    • @blackrose3653
      @blackrose3653 Месяц назад +10

      @@Ammiethyst Iceland I think

  • @X23SSaviourGundam
    @X23SSaviourGundam Месяц назад +973

    Let's be real, he could get double those signatures, Texas government still wouldn't put him on.

    • @johnmorrison312
      @johnmorrison312 Месяц назад

      nuke texas!

    • @sonicwave779
      @sonicwave779 Месяц назад

      Dumb hicks can't even take a joke.

    • @land_shark_maw1048
      @land_shark_maw1048 Месяц назад +16

      Fr

    • @andrelunaisatuna
      @andrelunaisatuna Месяц назад +1

      😢

    • @yulfine1688
      @yulfine1688 Месяц назад

      Um what? Texas didn't have a magical 105% voter turnout and the democratic party wouldn't even let people see or know what was going on are you smoking something?
      The last election was the biggest mess in history and exactly why the electoral college is so important because it makes cheating more difficult since you'd need to manipulated further the votes for the 2 electorate across multiple varied states and yes it can happen but unlikely.

  • @mr.ligertiger
    @mr.ligertiger Месяц назад +5

    In my house, my dad always encouraged us to vote for him if we didn’t like our current choices. “Hell, that’s what I always did!”

  • @Thor_the_Doge
    @Thor_the_Doge 23 дня назад +5

    As someone from Eastern Europe, I do believe that, whether you americans vote for Literally Anybody Else or literally anybody else, yall's country will end up much better off

  • @Rusty_Rat_Huntsman
    @Rusty_Rat_Huntsman Месяц назад +961

    It’s about time we got another veteran to run for president.

    • @DouglettDD
      @DouglettDD Месяц назад +9

      There was desantis but he kinda crashed and burned

    • @Bamawagoner
      @Bamawagoner Месяц назад +2

      Lt Gen Bone Spurs not good enough for ya?

    • @Disconnected66
      @Disconnected66 Месяц назад +18

      @@DouglettDD he never got off the ground in any shape or form, and has never under any circumstance been fit to lead anything.

    • @DouglettDD
      @DouglettDD Месяц назад +3

      @@Disconnected66 i disagree with that second half but the pemise was a veteran, Not if you thought he was a good candidate

    • @thomasbarton1050
      @thomasbarton1050 Месяц назад

      I miss George... he was such a good boy👴😢

  • @Venator-Class_Star_Destroyer
    @Venator-Class_Star_Destroyer 24 дня назад +3

    Man, I love America
    Best TV show ever!

  • @junichinekrosama4789
    @junichinekrosama4789 26 дней назад +3

    This is Deez Nutz back from 2016 and we just don't know it yet 😂😂😂

  • @AuribluOfficial
    @AuribluOfficial Месяц назад +1526

    For the first time ever, I wish I was American just so I could vote for this mad lad

    • @Proud_Troll
      @Proud_Troll Месяц назад

      Only people who like freedom and prosperity love America. You're probably not qualified to love America.

    • @VIPER-oh3br
      @VIPER-oh3br Месяц назад +34

      I’m glad you’re not, this country is already as horrible as it is.

    • @Sinix946
      @Sinix946 Месяц назад +9

      @@VIPER-oh3brwhy

    • @toastlonely8121
      @toastlonely8121 Месяц назад +101

      @@Sinix946because literally anybody else isn’t president yet

    • @VIPER-oh3br
      @VIPER-oh3br Месяц назад

      @@Sinix946 you like paying $2,000 dollars in taxes!? Just so Biden can go to the beach in a cargo plane with his crack fueled crooked family?

  • @cheeseman6833
    @cheeseman6833 Месяц назад +619

    The problem is this perfect future will never happen because unknow candidates will go unoticed and the 70 year old grandpas will vote for the 80 year old grandpas

    • @lssweet
      @lssweet Месяц назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @7six590
      @7six590 Месяц назад +15

      It’s not even just old people that vote the old people it’s just because no one else will win besides trump and Biden so you kinda have to vote for one or it’s just basically voting for nothing

    • @schmooples5788
      @schmooples5788 Месяц назад +6

      Literally anybody else is 35 right now he would be one of the youngest presidents ever elected

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason Месяц назад +6

      That's a fact.. Old people see themselves when they see other old people like them..

    • @7six590
      @7six590 Месяц назад +1

      @@kenrickeason no they dont

  • @hWat-Ever
    @hWat-Ever Месяц назад +7

    •Registerer to vote.
    •If you can, show up to vote in person.
    •Leave the presidential selection blank.
    •If there are good choices in down ticket elections, vote for those good choices. Otherwise, also leave those blank.
    •Vote on ballot issues.
    •If there are exit polls, stop to answer there questions and answer them honestly.

    • @mpgodjr
      @mpgodjr Месяц назад

      I'm good.

    • @91thewatcher23
      @91thewatcher23 20 дней назад

      @@mpgodjrHi good, I'm dad.

    • @mpgodjr
      @mpgodjr 20 дней назад

      @@91thewatcher23 Hi dad, what’re your thoughts on the current status of Asian-American cofinancing and it’s impact on the middle level class, sighting source? (I will find you)

  • @discokids8273
    @discokids8273 Месяц назад +10

    I’m proud of this comment section. He mentioned trump and Biden and there aren’t any far wing people arguing

    • @MultiSaintsfan123
      @MultiSaintsfan123 Месяц назад +3

      There's a few, but I'm pleasantly surprised at how few there are

  • @Justanotherpokespepfp
    @Justanotherpokespepfp Месяц назад +457

    Imagine this man ordering something
    “What’s your name for the order?”
    “Literally anybody”
    “No but what’s your name, we need it for the order”
    “LITERALLY ANYBODY”
    “GIVE ME YOUR DARN NAME!”

    • @alexc3504
      @alexc3504 Месяц назад

      Haha, check my nametag buddy

    • @Venaticc
      @Venaticc Месяц назад +5

      Hello fellow multi-level-marketing person!

    • @vassilus915
      @vassilus915 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@Venaticc Are you selling something good this time?

    • @_Epidemic_
      @_Epidemic_ Месяц назад +4

      “Did you hear who’s on first?”

    • @Venaticc
      @Venaticc Месяц назад

      @@vassilus915 Homosexuality

  • @SageArdor
    @SageArdor Месяц назад +1068

    Humble job? Young buck? Served our country? Has politically nuanced policies that don't just favor any one side?
    He's my perfect candidate

    • @iammrbeat
      @iammrbeat  Месяц назад +105

      lol ikr?

    • @jeremiasrobinson
      @jeremiasrobinson Месяц назад +10

      @@iammrbeat I have screenshots of a conversation with Literally Anybody Else that he keeps deleting from his Facebook. He just started, and he already can't handle screenshots of his own responses to questions getting out.

    • @Isaaac165
      @Isaaac165 Месяц назад +3

      Vote Else 2024!

    • @someone6764
      @someone6764 Месяц назад +11

      @@jeremiasrobinsonwere they damaging?

    • @RaspberryTurtle
      @RaspberryTurtle Месяц назад

      Exactly

  • @OhNoNoBattery
    @OhNoNoBattery 25 дней назад +1

    we need someone who wont die if they trip on the sidewalk

  • @wolf-mv1dr
    @wolf-mv1dr 25 дней назад +2

    I feel like he has more qualifications because of him actually been in the military. That should be a minimum requirement for presidents

  • @nathanos42
    @nathanos42 Месяц назад +576

    I'd vote for him

    • @no_name4796
      @no_name4796 Месяц назад +64

      I would vote for literally anybody else
      Hehe

    • @b1ztake
      @b1ztake Месяц назад +11

      Same, even though I don't live in the US

    • @iammrbeat
      @iammrbeat  Месяц назад +97

      I bet a lot of folks would.

    • @tigerwoods373
      @tigerwoods373 Месяц назад +6

      I wasn't going to vote after trump won the nomination but I think this changes that. I'll vote for literally anyone else.

    • @jeremiasrobinson
      @jeremiasrobinson Месяц назад

      @@no_name4796 I have screenshots of a conversation with Literally Anybody Else that he keeps deleting from his Facebook. He just started, and he already can't handle screenshots of his own responses to questions getting out.

  • @panzerlite8108
    @panzerlite8108 Месяц назад +48

    Texas, please. I want that man in the office.

  • @tamathompson1643
    @tamathompson1643 25 дней назад +1

    Bro, if i was older, he'd have my vote.

  • @bensteinhauser784
    @bensteinhauser784 26 дней назад +1

    The lack of run-off voting stifles 3rd party canidates. Write to your reps!

  • @foolishgamer99
    @foolishgamer99 Месяц назад +86

    Everything looks great about his policies except for one thing: a work-based tax plan that functions as a reverse income tax? I’m at a loss. It may be the most counter intuitive thing I’ve ever heard a modern politician openly propose.

    • @user-tp8pf5ke8o
      @user-tp8pf5ke8o Месяц назад +9

      it could make sense where it stops at a point, because corporations dont NEED less taxes, although less taxes on them has been proven time and time again to just make the entire country richer with the people

    • @ahyesname3283
      @ahyesname3283 Месяц назад +3

      Ngl it taxes work like Bell Curve going to the more rich, but I would support the Work Based Tax Plan

    • @foolishgamer99
      @foolishgamer99 Месяц назад +2

      I guess it would require us to trust these companies to deliver on the hand we would be dealing them, either way now that I think about it, it might require more nuance.

    • @UdumbaraMusic
      @UdumbaraMusic Месяц назад +26

      @@user-tp8pf5ke8o What? No it doesn't. It often just leads to higher income disparity, countless studies have proven this. Many countries (including mine) have been adopting "trickle down" economics and austerity for decades now and it's doing nothing but make the country worse for the average person. Having "more wealth" doesn't mean anything if it's hoarded by the few. Long term effects from inevitable cuts to social services are also terrible.

    • @gray9590
      @gray9590 Месяц назад +2

      Yeah exactly, how does he expect *that* to work? His explanation doesn't really make sense because there's a point at which you're making a lot of money not from your own hard work, but from *others' hard work* and that's one fundamental issue I have with that policy.

  • @coachtaewherbalife8817
    @coachtaewherbalife8817 Месяц назад +96

    You didn't say enough about his policy for voters to decide. Do I have to google his name?

    • @Kamado4949
      @Kamado4949 Месяц назад +3

      Yeah you can go on his website, the policies are listed there

    • @iammrbeat
      @iammrbeat  Месяц назад +43

      Just go to literallyanybodyelse.com

    • @tigerwoods373
      @tigerwoods373 Месяц назад +16

      I don't even care at this point. As long as it's not trump or Biden I'll vote for them.

    • @tomrogue13
      @tomrogue13 Месяц назад +2

      They aren't bad just vague

    • @coachtaewherbalife8817
      @coachtaewherbalife8817 Месяц назад

      @@tomrogue13 Vague policies are the quest because nothing gets accomplished. He'll provide no direction to Congress and the country fails to advance. The problems just get worse. Regardless of what the Republicans say, Biden has helped the country recover from Trump's pro corporate policies.

  • @sarkastikartist7044
    @sarkastikartist7044 Месяц назад +1

    The one time voting for a Centrist is the most appealing option.

  • @angelolaurenzaMJJ
    @angelolaurenzaMJJ 17 дней назад +1

    That reminds me of when in Italy a man founded a party called "Partito dell' Uomo Qualunque", or Average Man Party, to protest against italian politics, but then the party actually became a thing and still today we say "qualunquismo" to address populist ideas. We literally had a remake of it, the 5 Star Movement, which is the third party of Italy and ironically it isn't as bad as the other ones. Italy politics are fucking wild.

  • @jayemar527
    @jayemar527 Месяц назад +72

    This NEEDS to happen, both because let’s be honest Mr. Else is a much better candidate then Biden or Trump, but ALSO because it would be SO FUCKING FUNNY. Like, imagine a hundred years from now kids in 7th grade history looking at the presidents poster on the wall and seeing “President Literally A. Else”

    • @theswissmiss69
      @theswissmiss69 Месяц назад +5

      I‘m so curious if Republicans would respect his name.

    • @OatmealTheCrazy
      @OatmealTheCrazy 28 дней назад +3

      ​@@theswissmiss69Gonna be wild if deadnaming the president is somehow a concern

    • @whyisitsodifficultomakeahandle
      @whyisitsodifficultomakeahandle 26 дней назад +3

      Am not American, but politics shouldn't be taken as a literal joke. You want your own country destroyed. In what way do you think this guy is better than Biden or Trump? Being a nice guy isn't what makes you perfect for being a president. The government is very complex and controlling it and the wild directions of the public is difficult.

    • @Known_ErrorMe-vm5pr
      @Known_ErrorMe-vm5pr 25 дней назад +2

      @whyisitsodifficultomakeahandle this country is already in the pits of hell, and both of the other candidates should have Been in a retirement home right now, And I think its really good that a normal person who is actually grounded in reality is trying to run, and maybe they'll try to raise the payment of teachers considering he is one.

    • @whyisitsodifficultomakeahandle
      @whyisitsodifficultomakeahandle 25 дней назад

      @@Known_ErrorMe-vm5pr how is America in the pits of hell while also being the most developed in the world? stop pretending like you didn't literally win the life lottery being born in America, easy studies, get a job, your good for life and the government has provided enough infrastructure for you. I'd be glad for either Trump or Biden being my country's prime minister.

  • @jaysleezy5464
    @jaysleezy5464 Месяц назад +61

    "Our tax plan rewards hard work and success by reducing the percentage of income you pay in taxes as you earn more."

    • @Kamado4949
      @Kamado4949 Месяц назад +29

      Correct me if i am wrong but, that sounds like the opposite of "eat the rich"

    • @iammrbeat
      @iammrbeat  Месяц назад +11

      That's from his website, no?

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Месяц назад +29

      …that’s literally just making the poor poorer and the rich richer

    • @fiyum333
      @fiyum333 Месяц назад +26

      it's very odd because he advocates for more humanized healthcare but then says "eat the poor". how you gonna implement those progressive reforms and then not have a sustainable tax system?

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Месяц назад +2

      @@fiyum333
      That’s the thing: he’s not going to.

  • @Dan-625
    @Dan-625 22 дня назад +1

    I’m 17 so I can’t vote this year but I just want someone who can ride a bike without falling

  • @astraadams1692
    @astraadams1692 Месяц назад +1

    I THOUGHT THIS WAS SATIRE???

  • @Jay-mh3cp
    @Jay-mh3cp Месяц назад +115

    I’m voting for him in Virginia

    • @iammrbeat
      @iammrbeat  Месяц назад +26

      But he won't be on the ballot there :/

    • @Jay-mh3cp
      @Jay-mh3cp Месяц назад +9

      @@iammrbeat 😭

    • @ohiodfs
      @ohiodfs Месяц назад +7

      ​@@iammrbeatWrite in candidate

    • @bricegrimes5053
      @bricegrimes5053 Месяц назад +5

      Im going to volunteer for him and try to get him on the ballot

    • @illohminati_Prints
      @illohminati_Prints Месяц назад +2

      ​@iammrbeat I'm a fellow Kansan, can we just write him in?

  • @ruski77
    @ruski77 Месяц назад +53

    I’d vote for him if one of his policies wasn’t literally “tax people less as they make more money”
    Yay, making the rich richer and the poor poorer, such a good idea!

    • @goofygelad
      @goofygelad Месяц назад +9

      Disappointing how Mr Beat decides to omit one of the most important details here.

    • @nathanr3447
      @nathanr3447 Месяц назад

      That applies to everyone even you.

    • @nathanr3447
      @nathanr3447 Месяц назад

      As you make more money. You get taxed less

    • @WesternWaster-2299
      @WesternWaster-2299 Месяц назад +14

      @@nathanr3447so why should we tax the people who have less money

    • @ptrq3743
      @ptrq3743 Месяц назад +10

      ​@@nathanr3447Then it would be way easier to stay rich in comparison to getting out of poverty.
      The impoverished don't make enough money already and higher taxes wouldnt affect the livelihood of the rich nearly as much.
      Make sense?
      There is a limit for how good your life can be (in terms of having your needs covered) and the limit for the other end is starving.

  • @snickerdoodle1962
    @snickerdoodle1962 25 дней назад +1

    "Is Literally Anybody Else here for class today?"

  • @CucumberSaladGuy
    @CucumberSaladGuy Месяц назад +1

    LITERALLY ANYBODY ELSE 2024 🗣️❗️❗️🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @slippylunatic
    @slippylunatic Месяц назад +13

    reddit we have lift off

    • @iammrbeat
      @iammrbeat  Месяц назад +3

      I think I found out about this initially on Reddit

  • @robyn051
    @robyn051 Месяц назад +6

    I would absolutely sign the petition to get him on the ballot but I’m not in Texas

  • @imcommunist
    @imcommunist Месяц назад +1

    honestly if "literally anybody else" shows up on my ballot i am ticking his name off hard

  • @pumpgunranger2336
    @pumpgunranger2336 25 дней назад +9

    Our real “literally anybody else” is RFK.

  • @seanspindleshanks2529
    @seanspindleshanks2529 Месяц назад +7

    Unironically, I'd vote for him if I were American

  • @baseball5260
    @baseball5260 Месяц назад +59

    Honestly a really good idea

    • @jaysleezy5464
      @jaysleezy5464 Месяц назад +11

      Except he wants to have poor people pay more taxs and rich people pay less. "Our tax plan rewards hard work and success by reducing the percentage of income you pay in taxes as you earn more."

    • @iammrbeat
      @iammrbeat  Месяц назад +9

      I agree

    • @baseball5260
      @baseball5260 Месяц назад +5

      @@jaysleezy5464 never mind then that’s stupid.

    • @raingirlcat2245
      @raingirlcat2245 Месяц назад

      @@baseball5260Do you seriously believe things at face value? Lmao. 😂

    • @tabularasa0606
      @tabularasa0606 Месяц назад

      No, it isn't. Every vote not given to Biden is a winning vote for criminal Trump. And while Biden is not perfect, Trump is beyond horrible.

  • @BobbleHatVr
    @BobbleHatVr Месяц назад +1

    LETS VOTE FOR LITERALLY ANYBODY ELSE

  • @Lord_Inquisitor_William7391
    @Lord_Inquisitor_William7391 28 дней назад +1

    "Bearly old enough to be present"
    Oh you mean someone whos not gonna die in the next 10 year's of old age and has to actually deal with the consequences of what happens in office? Hes got my vote.

  • @garlicbread1575
    @garlicbread1575 Месяц назад +11

    "Man i would vote for literally anyone else right now"
    Kid named literally anyone else:

  • @baconlord2545
    @baconlord2545 24 дня назад +2

    Best fucking vote in my life. He better win. I don’t want some billionaire as president who’ll tax the living hell out of my income and another president who’s basically in their coffin already.
    A literal cat can have my vote because it’s better than most of these politicians and I’m not joking. Ever heard of Stubbs? He was cat that ran for mayor in Talkeetna, Alaska. Probably the best mayor they have ever had since it’s foundation.

  • @danplewnarz
    @danplewnarz Месяц назад +1

    Play stupid games, win stupid Harambes.

  • @legoboy468
    @legoboy468 Месяц назад +109

    I don’t know how anyone can say this is the worst candidates in American history when we had 2016 happen. Biden has proven himself to be a better president than Hillary would’ve been imo

    • @fiyum333
      @fiyum333 Месяц назад

      both him and hillary are old bloodsucking demons, although biden probably isn't a cuckold

    • @Mr_Bunk
      @Mr_Bunk Месяц назад +34

      The difference is that Hillary wasn’t senile. You don’t want the ‘leader of the free world’ to not know where he is half the time.

    • @user-zc4sx9ig6p
      @user-zc4sx9ig6p Месяц назад +35

      His mind is free from the tyranny of the frontal cortex​@@Mr_Bunk

    • @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty
      @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty Месяц назад +19

      I agree, frankly Biden has done better than Obama did. I agree with more of Biden's policy than I did Obama. I'd argue Bush vs Kerry in 2004 was worse. Seriously, who wanted either Bush or Kerry? I wanted Dennis Kucinich.

    • @WolfofAsia012
      @WolfofAsia012 Месяц назад

      @@Mr_Bunkya better than serial liar and traitor who tries to steal election by making fake electors.

  • @zebbybaby
    @zebbybaby Месяц назад +57

    this is such a reddit brained thing to do

    • @TableandtheChair
      @TableandtheChair Месяц назад +17

      tf is a reddit-brained

    • @localidiot450
      @localidiot450 Месяц назад +22

      "this is is such a reddit brained-" yeah no gonna stop you right, there. Might wanna disconnect from the internet for a bit

    • @TableandtheChair
      @TableandtheChair Месяц назад +1

      @@localidiot450 tf is a reddit-brained tho

    • @zebbybaby
      @zebbybaby Месяц назад +10

      @@localidiot450 recognizing someone is too online = being too online? very interesting

    • @Bdcrock
      @Bdcrock Месяц назад +2

      @@zebbybaby you’re online too, though🤯

  • @ameliaarrows2790
    @ameliaarrows2790 Месяц назад +1

    The fact that this is a thing really expresses just how much dread ppl are having to vote for blue or red in 2025

  • @aaronlarson4358
    @aaronlarson4358 Месяц назад +1

    Honestly 35 is way too old, at that point you’re not even skibidi.

  • @MisterMick113
    @MisterMick113 Месяц назад +4

    Modern problems require modern solutions

  • @jamescaylor6864
    @jamescaylor6864 Месяц назад +16

    If we can get RFK Jr on the ballot as a 3rd party candidate this will be the best chance a third party candidate has ever had to win.

    • @azbika
      @azbika Месяц назад +2

      rfk jr is a monster :*(

    • @gammamaster1894
      @gammamaster1894 Месяц назад +5

      @@azbika In what way is he a monster?

    • @concept8192
      @concept8192 Месяц назад +1

      He got on the ballot?? Why???

    • @brett9382
      @brett9382 Месяц назад +8

      ​@@gammamaster1894 people just hate him because he doesn't fall perfectly into one of the two parties

    • @EndOfForever
      @EndOfForever Месяц назад +7

      Average voter: "Can we vote for literally anybody else??"
      Also average voter: "EEEEEEK NOT RFK JR!!!"
      Get a grip people. He's not a monster. Listen to him on literally any of the 50 podcasts he's been on in the past year.

  • @trollnoble6445
    @trollnoble6445 Месяц назад +1

    If I had the money, I'd become a Texas citizen just to vote for that guy

  • @joshnizzle
    @joshnizzle 15 дней назад +2

    And he would probably do a better job than either of the two that we might end up with especially Trump.

  • @daniel-panek
    @daniel-panek Месяц назад +22

    I'm voting for the least worst one. I don't think protest votes work and we have seen that things can definitely get worse.

    • @pepper540
      @pepper540 Месяц назад +3

      finally someone with sense, until we get ranked choice voting, voting for a third party in a federal election is akin to not voting at all

    • @shimzini
      @shimzini Месяц назад

      @@pepper540 presidents arent elected they're selected

    • @enlightenedlightning121
      @enlightenedlightning121 Месяц назад +1

      Lesser of two evils has been quite the trend in recent US history

  • @Antares2
    @Antares2 Месяц назад +4

    I hope people vote for him. It would be hilarious if he won. Imagine news people having to announce his name as the new president.

  • @luckeclips53
    @luckeclips53 Месяц назад +1

    Not to mention you also need at least $100 million to do a presidential campaign in the U.S. 🙃

  • @Kai_The_Guy0
    @Kai_The_Guy0 24 дня назад +1

    one year my dad wrote down his own name. it was like a piece of paper with your options and you check a box. he checked “other” and wrote his name down because he didn’t like the other options. he actually showed up on the news to.

  • @ItsShatter
    @ItsShatter Месяц назад +3

    Where do I sign?

    • @dhishesj
      @dhishesj 11 дней назад

      Hello shatter

  • @Water-mi7l
    @Water-mi7l Месяц назад +3

    As a person who hates trump and Biden this is a absolutely huge W.

  • @ChetChet16
    @ChetChet16 25 дней назад +1

    In theory: not a bad idea
    Realistically: aw hell nah

  • @NintendoNerd64
    @NintendoNerd64 26 дней назад +1

    i'd vote for literally anybody else

  • @backup_almeknassi9824
    @backup_almeknassi9824 Месяц назад +3

    "Deez Nuts" in 2016
    "Literally Anybody Else" in 2024

  • @Tigerpanzer6666
    @Tigerpanzer6666 28 дней назад +3

    plz i want him as president hes better then trump or biden

    • @bullrun2772
      @bullrun2772 25 дней назад

      Biden has done way better than Trump and what what has this guy done nothing maybe he would have potential but honestly honestly I don’t I don’t think he’s gonna win and Biden has been awesome

  • @jrodd13
    @jrodd13 Месяц назад +2

    Imagine being friends with this guy
    Yo what's good Literally how you been?
    😂😂😂

  • @TrueSucrose
    @TrueSucrose 24 дня назад +1

    We need this in Australia

  • @osberswgaming
    @osberswgaming Месяц назад +4

    Tbh surprised it’s not Florida

  • @LWNforPresident
    @LWNforPresident Месяц назад +3

    Which website would you recommend to look up accomplishments and failures of the Trump and Biden administrations? God Bless you and God Bless the United States of America 🇺🇸

    • @iammrbeat
      @iammrbeat  Месяц назад +5

      One website? I don't think that exists.

    • @LWNforPresident
      @LWNforPresident Месяц назад

      @@iammrbeat or multiple just something to find information

  • @creeprvictor
    @creeprvictor 29 дней назад +1

    I would rather vote for Literally Anybody Else!

  • @gdmathguy
    @gdmathguy 25 дней назад +1

    A president that supports both sides? Hell yeah

  • @jokerzyo
    @jokerzyo Месяц назад +4

    I unregistered to vote a few years ago. I don't vote for evil and every election during my life has been a vote for the lesser of 2 evils.

  • @AwTickStick
    @AwTickStick Месяц назад +5

    He has my vote, I’m not even joking. Litterally anybody else is better than those 2.

  • @monkeynavyseal3958
    @monkeynavyseal3958 29 дней назад +1

    We need to make this video more mainstream like seriously if I knew how I would

  • @kittenlovesappleseeds5592
    @kittenlovesappleseeds5592 Месяц назад +1

    Honestly I think this guy is legit more qualified then both of the prsidents. I mean an army vet and someone who has real world experience in teaching kids? I'd definitely sign the petition. Oh and bonus he doesn't look like he's about to kick the bucket at any moment.

  • @d.strassler9080
    @d.strassler9080 Месяц назад +8

    I’d vote for Mr.Beat in a heartbeat.

    • @CokeFan-ql6vx
      @CokeFan-ql6vx Месяц назад +2

      Mr. Beat 2025!

    • @Doodyhead64
      @Doodyhead64 Месяц назад

      Whos mr beat 😂

    • @Gunplus574
      @Gunplus574 29 дней назад +1

      ​@@Doodyhead64The guy who made this video

    • @Doodyhead64
      @Doodyhead64 29 дней назад

      @@Gunplus574 oh shoot i didnt look at the channel name 💀

  • @TheShurimanPigeon
    @TheShurimanPigeon Месяц назад +8

    So between a domestic terrorist and someone who can’t remember how to eat, yeah I’d go with the guy who changed his name as a protest

  • @grouchypotatowolfpack5580
    @grouchypotatowolfpack5580 Месяц назад +2

    if I was american, he'd get my vote. I want to vote for someone who understands their voters' issues. like not having anyone to vote for who actually represents us.

  • @thomasmohn8151
    @thomasmohn8151 Месяц назад +1

    Imagine being a student of Literally Anybody 😂

  • @geovanni2117
    @geovanni2117 Месяц назад +4

    Hi

  • @kinneyshoes1
    @kinneyshoes1 Месяц назад +10

    Of course its texas...🙄

    • @iammrbeat
      @iammrbeat  Месяц назад +8

      Texas is way better than Florida. :)

    • @pepper540
      @pepper540 Месяц назад

      ​@@iammrbeatboth are pretty shitty

  • @SDPTheGhost
    @SDPTheGhost Месяц назад +1

    The thing about the voting system in America is that the average Joe votes for whoever they see the most (Rep & Dem) or they just follow the crowd because they don’t actually bother to do their research.
    There’s literally always at least 6-8 candidates but nobody thinks anyone not from the most popular party will win, so nobody bothers voting for them.
    And then they complain about all the shit that they don’t like that they could’ve prevented from happening and the cycle repeats.

  • @yeetmcskeet9533
    @yeetmcskeet9533 Месяц назад +2

    Id vote for him. Veterans make good presidents. On top of that im tired of every one of our traitorous politicans being ancient. An under forty president would be wild.

  • @yazanfares2006
    @yazanfares2006 Месяц назад +5

    Literally Anybody Else can run for president better than those 2

  • @jessicacat4418
    @jessicacat4418 Месяц назад +3

    ❤❤❤

    • @iammrbeat
      @iammrbeat  Месяц назад +3

      How's it going?

    • @jessicacat4418
      @jessicacat4418 Месяц назад +2

      @@iammrbeat Good🤗💜

    • @Pmf95k
      @Pmf95k Месяц назад +1

      He has a misses beat you know

    • @jessicacat4418
      @jessicacat4418 Месяц назад +1

      @@Pmf95k i know that🙂

  • @bigbrain6966
    @bigbrain6966 Месяц назад +1

    Sure he has a chance, half of Americans vote for the person with the coolest name

  • @leonray1112
    @leonray1112 Месяц назад +4

    Vote for Leon Miguel Ray I'm walking for President of the Re-United States as the write in candidate I had created the Duck Party 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆 who believes in isolationist, peace of mind, eliminate Stresslavery Wasteful government spending is corruption

  • @MoraleIsHigh
    @MoraleIsHigh 27 дней назад +4

    If you want a president who cares about the people, is anti-establishment, wants protection for the environment, is pro-union, and will prevent wars, vote for RFK Jr.

    • @bullrun2772
      @bullrun2772 25 дней назад

      You just said the most popular things people were saying right now that’s dumb so so you don’t want the FBI or the CIA out there trying to protect her world you don’t you don’t want that so you’re basically killing the police department or or detective agencies. yeah I don’t know about that.

    • @wildmoose3979
      @wildmoose3979 21 день назад

      Bros doing campaigning already let the man at least do his funny speech

  • @tomtom2719
    @tomtom2719 Месяц назад +1

    As an anarchist I am waiting for a guy named Nobody to run.

  • @DolphinII_
    @DolphinII_ Месяц назад +1

    Im not 18 so I can't vote but I goddamn hope he wins. There's been a universal thought that if we found some random person on the street, they could probably run the country better than anyone currently running

  • @tabularasa
    @tabularasa Месяц назад +11

    Wow, these comments. I thought viewers of this channel were somewhat informed, engaged, knowledgeable of history... apparently not, with all the blind support of 45. Wild. Mr. Beat, you have your work cut out for you

    • @iammrbeat
      @iammrbeat  Месяц назад +2

      Might be a bunch of Russian trolls, tbh

    • @Hvovgo
      @Hvovgo Месяц назад +3

      Could just be the shorts demographic.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Месяц назад +3

      @@iammrbeat
      I think you’re overestimating the power of a good cult of personality. Who needs Russian bots when the average person is poorly educated and/or informed enough?

    • @tabularasa
      @tabularasa Месяц назад

      @@iammrbeat I don't know about that... looks like some of these accounts have existed for several years, and don't really bear the hallmarks of Russian trolls. There also seems to be RFK supporters in the comments too. Clearly people have not yet gotten the message that, whether you like his policies or not, there's only one candidate with a chance of winning who will actually keep our norms of democracy. Many people do recognize the stakes involved, but millions clearly do not. It doesn't help us to promote "literally anybody else" either, tbh

    • @hgservices5572
      @hgservices5572 Месяц назад

      You suck , MAGA!

  • @mikeschoe
    @mikeschoe Месяц назад +6

    I’m voting for Kennedy