3.22: "Obviously like in any big city we are having our share of crime. Burglary was a big problem here but we are proud of the way tackled it because since we legalized burglary, there is no longer a problem" 😂😂😂
Dutchies now prepare for a new law that declares our good stuff illegal for uneducated "drug tourists" who apparently cannot handle our high quality stuff because of the illegal, horrible quality drugs in their own country. ;-)
Inbraak was zeker geen probleem, want je zag een politieagent sleutels dupliceren in een ijzerwarenwinkel, en elke keer kwam hij weer met smoesjes als "mijn schoonmoeder komt"! P.S. Op je fiets, Ken en anderen!
What is disturbing is that I visited Amsterdam back in the 80's with my wife. My hair and moustache were the same as here...and I was stopped in the street and asked to "audition" in porn movies. 😂
I went in `81 on a converted racing motorcycle with a mate, for a two-week tour/hol. I tried to find some leather bike trousers before travelling, but somehow ended up buying flared Speedway trousers. I felt very self conscious walking around Amsterdam in those tight flared black leather bottoms....and sometimes my mate could not be seen. I too had a tash. Everything that could happen or go wrong did, but like some mad comedy. I`ve retold the stories at parties and even had Dutch here in England, peeing themselves laughing....probably at my attempt at a Dutch accent for some bits. I will include that fortnight in my book, because it was a hell of a time, starting as soon as we left town to head for Harwich...until getting back here.
I’ve heard the Trance artist Armin van Buuren use the expression ”uplifting experience” several times. Is this a direct translation of some expression in Dutch?
Normally when I think of the Amsterdam stereotype of hookers, drugs, crime, and corrupt cops, I imagine a cyberpunk dystopia. But Harry and Paul just make it sound silly. :D
Harry and Paul were visionaries. The old people mentioned who complained about gays in the park would be arrested and charged with homophobia (amongst a dozen other -isms and -phobias) and end up dying behind bars or in some re-education camp.
@Serial Killa They probably weren't Dutch. I'm Dutch myself, and i think this impression sounds like South-African English more then a Dutchman speaking English..
I think the accent is accurate. Dutch speaking English as a second language as opposed to white South Africans speaking English as bilingual. It’s sublime but I have friends from the Netherlands and they speak like this.
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This Accent is so accurate..Paul is such a talent
He really is a class act.
Didn’t Johnny Depp say that Paul was one of his favourite actors? Paul Whitehouse is amazing, so it make sense.
@@77jamess yeah I heard that. Paul's a legend around my way
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77jamess I believe so
Yes. A Dutch friend of mine commented on how well Paul Whitehouse had caught the accent.
You can't even make FUN of Amsterdam without making it sound like a great place to live
3.22: "Obviously like in any big city we are having our share of crime. Burglary was a big problem here but we are proud of the way tackled it because since we legalized burglary, there is no longer a problem"
😂😂😂
Dutchies now prepare for a new law that declares our good stuff illegal for uneducated "drug tourists" who apparently cannot handle our high quality stuff because of the illegal, horrible quality drugs in their own country. ;-)
this has now happened in California
Inbraak was zeker geen probleem, want je zag een politieagent sleutels dupliceren in een ijzerwarenwinkel, en elke keer kwam hij weer met smoesjes als "mijn schoonmoeder komt"! P.S. Op je fiets, Ken en anderen!
What is disturbing is that I visited Amsterdam back in the 80's with my wife. My hair and moustache were the same as here...and I was stopped in the street and asked to "audition" in porn movies. 😂
Tancred de Beaumanoir
Marvellous!
Then what happened?
I went in `81 on a converted racing motorcycle with a mate, for a two-week tour/hol. I tried to find some leather bike trousers before travelling, but somehow ended up buying flared Speedway trousers. I felt very self conscious walking around Amsterdam in those tight flared black leather bottoms....and sometimes my mate could not be seen. I too had a tash. Everything that could happen or go wrong did, but like some mad comedy. I`ve retold the stories at parties and even had Dutch here in England, peeing themselves laughing....probably at my attempt at a Dutch accent for some bits. I will include that fortnight in my book, because it was a hell of a time, starting as soon as we left town to head for Harwich...until getting back here.
As a German in Amsterdam you know you’re stoned when you meet guys from Austria and keep talking in English, deeming them to be from Australia.
crying with laughter lmao
“Amsterdam??? Well Mister Chumley Warner you’ve convinced me... I shall not be going there..”
“Only a bloody Dutchman!”
-Nigel Powers
absolute classic haven't seen this in years
Who else suddenly got this in their recommended
Just pure fucking genius. Comedy at its best
Well second to the Fast Show .
They got the accent on point
Little Venice sure is like Amsterdam .
I’ve heard the Trance artist Armin van Buuren use the expression ”uplifting experience” several times. Is this a direct translation of some expression in Dutch?
no its just common term use in trance (and other similiar drug music lol)
@@nostalginenhahmoalso: when forming a semicircle around the gay lovemakers and clapping along 😂
The Dutch 😂👍
Bloody brilliant
Vikings of nowadays. So lovely, so touchy.
When will the BBC release the early Harry Enfield show on dvd as well as the early Lennie Henry material & the Real McCoy shows.🤔
1:57 "obviously we can't tolerate this behaviour from the old people." Amazing, what was a joke in the 1990's is a dead serious reality in the 2020's.
Ahem, Balls of Steel Millitant Black Guy...
Captain van der Hastgracht looks quite like an old friend of mine from Rotterdam. 🇳🇱
Harry in this looks James Duffy from the show traffic cops 😂
That wing mirror is helping no one.
Since then they emigrated and now train the police in Vancouver, Canada
genius!
I don't know how Paul pulls it off to sound like a Dutchie speaking 'stone coal English'.
I would watch the BBC again if they put Harry and Paul back on. Alas, our public broadcaster has had a permanent sense of humour failure.
Its kind of funny how we laughed at the liberal police in Amsterdam, where now the whole world laughs at the liberal British police.
@@m.p.jallan2172 While the Rotterdam police now fire rubber bullets at protestors!
@@m.p.jallan2172 and yet liberals are the ones saving the world.
Harry Enfield followed the money to Sky, thats why he disappeared from the BBC.
Not enough funding for scripted comedy, I love panel shows but they can't be all the comedy on TV
spot on
LOL
The salute as well haha
Prinzen Ranzen wonzen Verhof an die Stach van den Pig Memorial park™️
If it ain't Dutch... It ain't much.
You know that spliff was real.
Normally when I think of the Amsterdam stereotype of hookers, drugs, crime, and corrupt cops, I imagine a cyberpunk dystopia. But Harry and Paul just make it sound silly. :D
That's how cool we Dutch are.
Perfect
use some good Poppers
Ronald is correct!
About what?
@@kate_cooper 2:42 Cocaine is best.
@@martinpoole1451 Well, yes, I’d agree then. But it depends on what effect you want.
If only this were satire......
Yeah true it probably was then, but now this tinkering has changed every part of Western society....
2021 and this video seems like nowadays
Those were the days when comedians were aloud to try to be funny.
Harry and Paul were visionaries. The old people mentioned who complained about gays in the park would be arrested and charged with homophobia (amongst a dozen other -isms and -phobias) and end up dying behind bars or in some re-education camp.
Oh shut up, you fucking arsehole.
@@clinteldorado are you not going to give a proper response. Or is mouthing off all you are capable of?
Nope. Having sexual activity in public will have you arrested for sure. If you’re not beaten up mercilessly first by civilians.
@@JaimeeTyrell depends where. We increasingly live in a completely insane world
@@carlitoab Oh shut up you old gammon.
Who knew this ultra-liberal type spiel would actually come true 😅😕
Nowdays this is how everywhere is
1:46 🤣🤣🤣
you beauty :D
Its more like a South-African speaking English.
Afrikaans is descended from Dutch..............
@Serial Killa They probably weren't Dutch. I'm Dutch myself, and i think this impression sounds like South-African English more then a Dutchman speaking English..
@@TheMarkitos81 was thinking the same
I think the accent is accurate. Dutch speaking English as a second language as opposed to white South Africans speaking English as bilingual. It’s sublime but I have friends from the Netherlands and they speak like this.
Beef or Cow?
more of this comedy is becoming reality
Hell on earth
😂😂😂😂
Sounds like the Met Police these days
Like most of their 'humour' totally unfunny
Someone's got a stick up their arse
Irony is lost on.
Why watch it in the first place then...?
And who held you at gunpoint and forced you to watch it?
Did your copy of gardeners weekly not turn up ?