@@macewbee But what can you do? It's Alan Harper, which it went toe to toe with Seinfeld's George Costanza in being the unluckiest son of a bitches in the world!
@@macewbee that'a chump change to some, there's people pay way more... it's based on how much the individual makes in a year. My business partner pays 10k+/month, he makes lucrative earnings.
I have a question before Alan lost his cryoprecipiticing license and when he still had his business no one ask how much money he was making a year after taxes why didn't anyone ask why didn't he bother to put some money into a side business like a candy vending machines he could of made a few bucks like $200 a month from 12 of those machines and after he didn't alimony any more he could had two businesses and moved out of the beach house with 25 machines like that make $200 per month $5k that's $60k a year
Not kidding, its my favorite scene. How Alan and Charlie are finally united as brothers figjting against Alans ex wife. I wish the show had more moments like that.
I was buds with a guy who, after paying his final alimony check, through a huge "That Bitch Ain't Getting Any More Of My Money" party. Even took out an ad in the local paper and everything. It was a great time.
3875. a month in alimony and that's not even including the child support. No wonder Alan had to live with his brother. And she also got the house. This is just fukked up on so many levels.
I always hated everytime he got punked by that bitch for money. Had him pay for other shit, like that time Jake came back with new shoes then gives the receipt to alan to pay her back. That pissed me off.
+Jens Hammerlund The cheque is for the alimony,which doesnt include the child support and all other costs that Alan pays for Judith.Since then is over 4000 dollars.
Many years ago, when I first saw this episode, I was laughing hysterically at Alan's plight. Fast-forward some years, I feel really bad for him. 3800 USD is way too much, even for alimony.
@@whatdidyoutoldme9395 he later mentioned that he tore the agreement and fired the lawyer and was looking for a new lawyer. So I don't think that the lawyer that Charlie dumped was the main reason.
I can totally relate to this. I was the same way when I made my last child support check for my daughter. my ex was a cheater and turned my kids against me. she lied and accused me of all kinds of foul crap in family court and fixed it so's I couldn't see the kids I was paying child support for. I never cheated on her or mistreated her in any way and I gave her the house and she still wouldn't let me see my kids. Was so glad when I made that last payment. Such crazy anger every time I had to write her name on a check. It feels so good to be a free of a crazy & angry woman!
Family court is such an evil and horribly corrupt shakedown racket. It keeps loving and good fathers away from their children. The courts favor women 99% of the time! Fathers pay the court, the attorney, the mother, and the kids and the fathers get squat in return! No more kids! Condoms and vasectomies 4 life!
@@ashishbhatt3467 it seems to be, but in reality it really isn't. Talking about western countries here, obviously the middle east and africa are way different.
WHAAAAT??? I’m not American so I don’t know the laws, I thought alimony WAS child support, dang no wonder men don’t want to get married. And to think I almost married an American girl 😂
@@edsonbojorquez2913 Nope. Alimony is separate from child support. Alimony is supporting the leech wife then you have child support on top of that hence why so many man are living on the street, can't eat or even have a change of cloths. The rest are in prison because they can't afford to pay alimony and because they are in prison never will. NEVER get married in America. The woman is rewarded for breaking the contract while the man is utterly destroyed and neither women or the government care. Hence why marriage rates are WAY down and will continue to go down as men wake up to the total rorte of a system. Robin Williams committed suicide because of this system and so has countless men over the last few decades. Alimony is a crime as far as I'm concerned and the government gets rich off of it. Just like taxes it's legalized theft.
Stefanie Mago Now you’re finally seeing why more of us men are reluctant on marriage!! It’s a financial playground for women! Men never benefits from women!
That’s the reason men are so reluctant on marriage because they know if it doesn’t work out, that we are the ones that are going to end up paying. But Prince is right at the end of the day.
This is probably something me and older brother would do if he ever got a divorce from his wife. Of course, we definitely would have gone with the big check the first time around lol
They also don’t cover assets acquired during the marriage, just everything you had before. So if you get married early 20’s and then start a business, your fucked
Alimony is bs. Why should the man have to support his ex-wife indefinitely? If she wants out, fine, but why should that entitle her to one cent of her ex-spouse's money? Ridiculous. 🙄🙄🙄
Its usually becauze when you get divorced it could lead to the standard of living of the least earning individual to decrease exponentially hence alomoney is arranged so that the standard of living can continue as it did before. Its not just for women and men are known to seek alimony and its more on a rise these dags
Theul couldn’t have said it better, although to the original comments credit it does depend on the circumstances for instance I believe if the wife was found to be unfaithful or something to that extent they wouldn’t be awarded nearly as much if at all compared to a situation where she or he just wants out for other reasons
@@ejj9956 Yeah also many couples employ a tactic where they deliberately lower their income while married because once you divorce its basically easy cash
It happens to men as well. It’s the circumstances of leaving I think the courts or lawyers take into account. If it’s indifferent, then I think it goes more smoothly since they’re not out to cut throats. If it’s due to cheating, it must be proved and the cheater gets nothing. If it’s in anger, then it’ll cause more harm than good and lawyers aim for the highest benefit for their clients and so negotiate a good leaving package. Again I think it comes down to earning and the reputation of the bread winner. If they’re equal then they split the belongings like another divorce stereotype depending on what is needed (e.g. The husbands name is on the house but the wife needs to commute so she gets the car). It’s not a sexist thing at all, it’s just the majority of the stories we hear and I assume the majority of alimony instances are women who sit back and wait for their ex husbands to work extra hard to pay for his future and then hers. There are other factors in on it but alimony laws ought to be changed like an income threshold and the alimony receivers are to get a job etc.
@@nyongtory4e actual depending on the country there is “common law marriage” Scotland for example, cohabiting for 2 years can constitue a common law marriage and so you’d still have to give “half your stuff”. Although what the guy said definitely struck me as copium
Neither should the wage gap, promotions based on gender and rape/sexual assault or harrassment cases that are swept under the rug. Sadly the world ain't fair, so boohoo.
@Todd Gaak, women will willfully ignore it cause that doesn't fit their women being oppressed narative. Feminism was a mistake. How many women do we see working in high risk jobs? Almost non existent. Feminists just wants to be treated like princesses without deserving it.
Two and a Half man was originally the best satire comedy there is, then they killed of Charlie and the entire show start going down hill from there onwards
juiweiYang2000 after Charlie was gone, it was horrible to see how they purposely destroyed what the show used to be. It was so mean spirited. They started ruining Charlie's character, even claiming he knew all along he had a daughter and decided to pay her mom to keep her away from him, when there was actually one episode in which he thought he has a son and was showing interest in the kid.
@@KBlade1 yes, Charlie was always shown as a guy with no morals but deep down you knew he cared about Jake and Alan,they showed that at least in the first few seasons, I haven't watched in so long.
@@storiesrecap2400 I mean, to some extent, but after he left they could have gone a completely different direction and they could have salvage the show. Instead, Lorry proved Charlie was right about him and turned the show into a "I hate Charlie" fest. It was cringy. I did watch season 9 completely, because I was a huge fan of the show and I've always liked Ashton so I decided to give it a chance. And out of curiosity too, train wrecks are amusing to watch. But after that season was over I was done with it. And from what I heard it just got worse and worse. I think I may have seen some clips of later episodes cuz I remember seeing Charlie's daughter and they kid who eventually replaced Jake, but I don't remember seeing a full episode.
And he also had a shitty lawyer who wanted to have revenge on charlie by punisihing Alan by giving all he has to judith. Charlie is very at fault about how poor Alan is, other than letting him live at his house
Johaylon Personally, Alan never should've married Judith in the first place. Everyone, including Charlie tried to talk Alan out of marrying Judith but Alan claimed that he saw things in Judith no one else did. I think really Alan was just desperate for companionship as he's always had bad luck with women and he probably figured he would never do any better than Judith. I mean Alan let Judith bully him through their whole marriage and even long after their divorce. I even recall Charlie once saying that Alan married the only woman who would touch his penis. Although, Alan insisted that wasn't true.
Alexander Edward Pytko If I had to guess, Judy reminded Alan of his mother. Cold, callous, selfish, vindictive, greedy and self-centered emotionally. Its stated by therapist that often times, men grow older and settle down with females with similar aspects to their mother because it feels familiar and safe. If not, men usually go the complete opposite route simply out of spite but yeah, in Alan's case, I'm sure it was that
Seen it happen so many times. Just like child support. It's a reason why it's called that. To support the child. Not the bitch that screwed you over. I am happily married and have a daughter and I feel so sorry for the men who get screwed because the woman wants out of the relationship
I feel sorry for Alan - it's Judith who kicked him out. I bet he was a loving and caring husband. Judith was just dissatisfied with him. Yet she gets the kid and the money. This is so unfair :(. However, I find jokes concerning Alan's alimony hilarious.
Dominika Magdalena96 HE MARRIED HER. He also married the scammer porn actress Kandi. He also married Lyndsey. He also "married" Walden. He exercised very poor judgement and then complained he was a victim. Yeah he was a victim of his own stupidity. The tragedy is people like this exist in real life.
@@jamalpeoples3736 and her lawyer fees, house note, 100% of all Jake's medical bills, school fees and anything non school related activities that had fees. She basically was only responsible for her utilities, groceries, and personal expenses. Charlie screwed him when he did his lawyer
@@motodog242 even tho that happened after the fact, this was a second chance for alan. not the first time in court. and we all know how unethical and completely illegal it would be for the lawyer to act this way [except in hollywood fantasy land] that lawyer would have been disbarred, a mistrial declared and had the hell sued out of her without a chance of winning making alan more rich than charlie. still, if charlie didnt want alan living with him, he would have paid for a better lawyer even after this mess. a male lawyer that he didnt want to boink.
Ironic how Herb was suppose to be happy in love with Judith but he ends up despising her and ultimately wanting to live Charlie and Alan’s lives instead lol
Who would wanna live with a leeching, bitter and hateful shrew like Judith! Hell I'm a woman and as much as I hate misogyny when it comes to Judith fair enough hate away she gives women a bad name I wish the writers had shown Judith getting her come uppance the vindictive bitch definitely had it coming!
You know as somebody who’s been married 3 times. I feel Alan’s pain. But thankfully I married young and my two ex wives remarried anyway. And I never had kids with them. THANK GAWWWD.
@@shrim1481 you know it’s a funny thing. i learned what it is i truly want out of marriage. i spent two years single after my second divorce trying to figure out if it was me or them. it was me and it was her. it was both parties. it takes two for a relationship to work and two to let it crumble. my first wife i truly loved. we were young in love. she was everything. just perfect for me. but sadly we found out she couldn’t have children and never would be able to. it torn us apart. we were very young. she left me because she didn’t want me to hate her in the future and resent her because she couldn’t give me kids. at the time i told her she was wrong i begged her to stay that we’ll figure it out. but she didn’t. and my heart was torn. but now that i am older and have kids. she was right. if she didn’t leave me i would’ve left her because i wanted kids. i really did. my second wife was just narcissistic woman. and i ignored soooo many red flags. that marriage didn’t last long at all. that marriage mentally drained me however and i truly thought there was something wrong with me. and thought that way for a very long while. everything i did was never good enough for her. i left her because i just couldn’t take it anymore. i essentially ran away. moved back to where i grew up and sent divorce papers to her parents. now my third wife we met truly by accident at a convention in dallas related to our fields. i thought she was the most beautiful woman i had ever seen in my life and i had to talk to her at her booth. talking led to playful flirting and then afterwards we exchange info and i learned she lived only one city away from me back in Canada. we started off just dating and then it slowly became a real relationship. and we fell in love with each other. about a year and half after we first met i asked her to spend the rest of her life with me. fast forward nearly 13 years later we have 4 children and i still look at her the same way i looked at her when i first met her in dallas. she is my rock. she is everything to me. and there’s not a day that goes by that i dont think about the many lessons i learned from my previous marriages and exercise good values in my third marriage. so i learned my lesson. just took many years to learn.
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Yup, thats kinda charlie's fault when he slept with alan's lawyer and then dumped her, she wanted to take revenge, giving everyting alan has to judith.
Johaylon Worst. Lawyer. Ever. If Alan had any money left, I'm pretty sure he could sue her for malpractice. She doesn't have the right to fuck with her clients finances for her own personal vendettas. But ofcourse, he doesn't have any money left so yea... And even if he did, it's Alan. He'd probably lose that trial because Charlie slept with the judge and never called her back.
My mom makes me give her $650/week just because she think she deserve it because she has to pay taxes and thinks her UNDOCUMENTED $650/week is justifiable to recover the income tax she owes....
I just Love when charlie and alan are a Team. Together they fight Everyone. I know charlie hates alan in General but deep in his soul He think all this is funny in my opinion ❤️
The lives of both brothers were heartbreaking. Sometimes I wonder, how can I laugh??? This happens in real life. There are time in our life when we all are abused, misunderstood and taken for granted...
Dialogue by me; Alan: Alan gets new underwear. Berta:(walks by) I've seen your underwear and sadly sometimes you in them, so may I suggest boxers or boxer briefs? Those tighty whities of yours make you look like you're wearing a diaper. Charlie: A diaper would suit him better as he does have a history of bed wetting. Alan: Hey! That stopped when I was 8... I mean 6! (To Berta) A-And you wouldn't see me in my underwear if you'd knock before coming in to clean my room. Berta: I'm talking about that morning when I saw you asleep on the couch in your skivvies. Alan: For the record, the air conditioner was broken, Charlie was out of town and he didn't say you coming over. Charlie: Did you remember to clean the couch after this stain was lifted from it?(points to Alan). Berta: No. Charlie picks up the phone. Alan: What are you doing? Charlie: Ordering a new couch.
When I was young my dad told marriage is hard and that In the long run I’d be better off paying $200 once a month for sex with a hooker than getting married. I’ve been married 20 years and Im starting to think he was right.
Was insanely funny when I was young. Now I see that 3875 and that only gets my blood boiling. They definitely shoulda gone with the big check. Now that I’m older I see that this is the centerpiece of why Alan makes those jokes about being cheap in all the episodes and has to live with his brother
Not against feminism or something but thats so wrong. She seems independent and young enough to work somewhere and still taking alot of money every month from her husband. Thats fucked up man. Most of the Men are definitely screwed during divorce.
Who keep alimony going? Think about it. Any time men try to stop alimony, feminists claim it's an attack on women's rights..... rights. Their right to steal an ex husbands money...... I suggest you reconsider your stance on feminism
@@elenavanderwoodsen9783 That's like, 3% of the whole thing (www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052748703399204574505700448957522), if feminism was actually about equality they would complain about just as they complain about the gender pay gap (that was proven false a long time ago). The actual movement aiming for equality is called egualitarianism.
Really hope Charlie Sheen stays sober long enough (1.4 years so far), and Jon Cryer forgives the earlier madness, for them to do a revival. We need it.
That's the joke throughout the series, up to this point, that after Charlie dates and breaks up with Alan's attorney, she screws Alan over by giving Judith their entire pension fund and almost doubling his alimony payments so he constantly finds ways to cut corners expense wise...there is an entire episode dedicated to it, where Alan becomes a human lab rat for a pharmaceutical company and is swiftly falling apart while Charlie gets his new gig as Charlie Waffles
at the start he was a very good chiropractor making good money, Charlie sleep with his lawyer and he they took all of his money and as the years go buy alan works less and less.
It got even worse for Alan when he married Kandi and then she kicked him out and for a short period of time, Alan was paying alimony to 2 women! It's never mentioned if he had to keep paying alimony to Kandi or not.
Actually it was mentioned. Judith said she talked to her lawyer, and said that even if Kandi takes him for everything he has, he still owes Judith alimony.
Yeah, I'd tell Alan, "May I suggest you get a set of multi-colored boxers or boxer briefs? Those tighty whities you always wear make you look like you're wearing a diaper!" Charlie would probably say, "A diaper would suit him better as he does have a history of wetting the bed," and Alan would yell out, "That stopped when I was a kid!"
Jan. 1, 2019---It's because of women like this that men take the red pill. As for Alan and other men like him, all he/they will ever do is take the blue pill.
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Yea $3,876.32 a month is stupid.
@@macewbee But what can you do? It's Alan Harper, which it went toe to toe with Seinfeld's George Costanza in being the unluckiest son of a bitches in the world!
@@macewbee guck
@@macewbee that'a chump change to some, there's people pay way more... it's based on how much the individual makes in a year. My business partner pays 10k+/month, he makes lucrative earnings.
I have a question before Alan lost his cryoprecipiticing license and when he still had his business no one ask how much money he was making a year after taxes why didn't anyone ask why didn't he bother to put some money into a side business like a candy vending machines he could of made a few bucks like $200 a month from 12 of those machines and after he didn't alimony any more he could had two businesses and moved out of the beach house with 25 machines like that make $200 per month $5k that's $60k a year
How degrading for a woman to accept payment from a former husband. Feminists should fight this horrible injustice.
Feminists don't things that benefit them
Your right Kenny... Less feminism, and more mens rights activists.
lol owned
men can get alimony checks too, the former spouse who made the most money is the one who pays
Are you kidding or just stupid?
_"The Spanish Inquisition was a bad time, this is hell!"_
One of Herb's finest, pretty much sums up Judith! 😂😂😂
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!…
He could run away just there
She got the house and 4 thousand dollars per month... Why ? I mean WHY ???
***** Plus tennis lecture fee for Judith's parents
Robson1898vascao So she could order more Garlic Balls.
Because divorce is fucking biased as all hell
he had a really bad lawyer
Bryan Prynce no a bad brother who slept with his lawyer
Not kidding, its my favorite scene.
How Alan and Charlie are finally united as brothers figjting against Alans ex wife. I wish the show had more moments like that.
I was buds with a guy who, after paying his final alimony check, through a huge "That Bitch Ain't Getting Any More Of My Money" party. Even took out an ad in the local paper and everything. It was a great time.
Good to see you here, I remember you from the dumpster fire videos
3875. a month in alimony and that's not even including the child support. No wonder Alan had to live with his brother. And she also got the house. This is just fukked up on so many levels.
Agreed.
@fast cash hello😉
@fast cash Tempting😏 But I must respectively decline.
I always hated everytime he got punked by that bitch for money. Had him pay for other shit, like that time Jake came back with new shoes then gives the receipt to alan to pay her back. That pissed me off.
This episode is like in late 2000s.
Paying over 4000 a month, for at least 4 years, no wonder Alan is so cheap..
When did 3875 dollars a month become over 4000? :/
Jens Hammerlund Oops sorry I meant to say "nearly"..
+Jens Hammerlund The cheque is for the alimony,which doesnt include the child support and all other costs that Alan pays for Judith.Since then is over 4000 dollars.
That's why he was broke he was basically paying 60% of his money to her monthly. Did she even work ?
pablo sanchez
With almost 4 grand per month, and a house, who really needs to work? Maybe she can out of sheer boredom. But out of necessity? Hell no.
Many years ago, when I first saw this episode, I was laughing hysterically at Alan's plight. Fast-forward some years, I feel really bad for him. 3800 USD is way too much, even for alimony.
There was an episode where he was audited by the IRS because they couldn't believe anyone was paying that much alimony.
@@stephenmobray2710 That’s because his lawyer screw him over. All because of Charlie 🤣🤣
@@S.R92 that’s not the reason
@@beanteam2217 yes it is alan said it in one of the episodes
@@whatdidyoutoldme9395 he later mentioned that he tore the agreement and fired the lawyer and was looking for a new lawyer. So I don't think that the lawyer that Charlie dumped was the main reason.
I can totally relate to this. I was the same way when I made my last child support check for my daughter. my ex was a cheater and turned my kids against me. she lied and accused me of all kinds of foul crap in family court and fixed it so's I couldn't see the kids I was paying child support for. I never cheated on her or mistreated her in any way and I gave her the house and she still wouldn't let me see my kids. Was so glad when I made that last payment. Such crazy anger every time I had to write her name on a check. It feels so good to be a free of a crazy & angry woman!
Family court is such an evil and horribly corrupt shakedown racket. It keeps loving and good fathers away from their children. The courts favor women 99% of the time! Fathers pay the court, the attorney, the mother, and the kids and the fathers get squat in return! No more kids! Condoms and vasectomies 4 life!
Omg that’s awful! I feel so bad for you. I wish you nothing but the best and karma for her! How are you doing now?
Oh that's awful, i feel sorry for ya. But this is just a show for comedy purposes, don't feel bad.
Good for you but not all women are like that you just chose the wrong one I hope you find a good woman
I guess she remarried. I feel sorry for the one who married your ex...
Those few seconds where he poses for the picture and when charlie said to get the bigger check were pure gold 😂
Funnier than the whole of season 10 and 11 combined.
Don't forget season 9 and 12
***** How about we all pretend season 9-12 never happened and the show simply got canceled after Charlie Sheen got fired
+WEEHAHA Well, Jenny is sort of a good replacement for Charlie.
Will
Season 10 and 11 and even 9 should never have happened.
Damn patriarchy keeping all these women down forcing them to accept alimony
Shame on their toxic masculinity, terrible they made that poor woman accept alimony, child support and that house.
😂 😂 😂
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Makes me glad I’m gay.
Alimony doesn't exist in Texas divorce laws.
This poor man finally can take a breath
Evan Yeung, I actually was glad Alan finally came up on top. Judith made his life a living hell! She squeezed every penny out of him.
For like 2 episodes
And they say, its a male dominant society
@@ashishbhatt3467 it seems to be, but in reality it really isn't.
Talking about western countries here, obviously the middle east and africa are way different.
@@akhsdenlew1861 i have never seen march against those countries. Especially middle east.
It always bothered me that the final episode didn't involve Alan & Walden drowning Judith in the septic tank.
Clutch7
Well, we all know Alan couldn't have done it by himself.
Clutch7
Now THAT'S a good point.
+Theomite Your ending was good too! Judith was, by far, the most despicable and manipulative character in this show!
I love Marin Hinkle though.
Walden was not that bad.
you know I always thought that Alan still loved Judith secretly
Now I will never question why Alan is so cheap. Imagine paying 4k on alimony a month outside of child support and other expenses 😭
@@tailgatecarpenter26 With child support Alan was paying pretty close to that.
WHAAAAT??? I’m not American so I don’t know the laws, I thought alimony WAS child support, dang no wonder men don’t want to get married. And to think I almost married an American girl 😂
@@edsonbojorquez2913 Alimony is for the wife
@@shawnc1016 man that is pretty screwed up
@@edsonbojorquez2913 Nope. Alimony is separate from child support. Alimony is supporting the leech wife then you have child support on top of that hence why so many man are living on the street, can't eat or even have a change of cloths. The rest are in prison because they can't afford to pay alimony and because they are in prison never will. NEVER get married in America. The woman is rewarded for breaking the contract while the man is utterly destroyed and neither women or the government care. Hence why marriage rates are WAY down and will continue to go down as men wake up to the total rorte of a system. Robin Williams committed suicide because of this system and so has countless men over the last few decades. Alimony is a crime as far as I'm concerned and the government gets rich off of it. Just like taxes it's legalized theft.
This should have been a wake-up call for herb
“See? She’s being a good sport, let’s get one with the big check.” 😂
Oh,The so-called strong....Independent Woman......Always getting that money and not on her own merit.
If the captain yells “women and children first” on a sinking boat, will a feminazi get offended if I let her go first?
@kragseven fuck that sucks
@cheesesteakphilly just push them into the water and have them swim to the safety rafts, let them work for it
Preach!!!!!
@Craig G that's why take the red pill don't get married again. Fool me once aNd all that
I'm a woman and I think no man should pay that much money to a woman. Child support is one thing, but this alimony is crap.
Stefanie Mago Now you’re finally seeing why more of us men are reluctant on marriage!! It’s a financial playground for women! Men never benefits from women!
Over three thousand that a lot
That’s the reason men are so reluctant on marriage because they know if it doesn’t work out, that we are the ones that are going to end up paying. But Prince is right at the end of the day.
Child support is crap too because it has nothing to do with supporting a child.
kinda worrying if youre dating someone you think will screw you over
I loved how the audience wooed when Alan said final alimony cheque lol
Someone could be heard clapping too
Spanish Inquisition was a bad time. This is hell🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is probably something me and older brother would do if he ever got a divorce from his wife. Of course, we definitely would have gone with the big check the first time around lol
Hahaha you wish your brother bad luck.
Syryu it's not gonna be funny until the last payment though
This is why you get a pre-nup boys. If she truly loves you she'll sign it.
well there are no foolproof prenup, women always get something. specially for the rich.
If you have a kid the prenup falls through
Prenups can actually be void in court, they're not 100% failsafe
They also don’t cover assets acquired during the marriage, just everything you had before. So if you get married early 20’s and then start a business, your fucked
@@ENZOxDV9 9 out of 10 prenups are indeed nullified by the court. lmao prenup wont help a goddamned thing.
Alimony is bs. Why should the man have to support his ex-wife indefinitely? If she wants out, fine, but why should that entitle her to one cent of her ex-spouse's money? Ridiculous. 🙄🙄🙄
Its usually becauze when you get divorced it could lead to the standard of living of the least earning individual to decrease exponentially hence alomoney is arranged so that the standard of living can continue as it did before.
Its not just for women and men are known to seek alimony and its more on a rise these dags
Theul couldn’t have said it better, although to the original comments credit it does depend on the circumstances for instance I believe if the wife was found to be unfaithful or something to that extent they wouldn’t be awarded nearly as much if at all compared to a situation where she or he just wants out for other reasons
@@ejj9956 Yeah also many couples employ a tactic where they deliberately lower their income while married because once you divorce its basically easy cash
well, partly its pretty reasonable when the kids are involved... you should take care of your kids...
It happens to men as well. It’s the circumstances of leaving I think the courts or lawyers take into account. If it’s indifferent, then I think it goes more smoothly since they’re not out to cut throats. If it’s due to cheating, it must be proved and the cheater gets nothing. If it’s in anger, then it’ll cause more harm than good and lawyers aim for the highest benefit for their clients and so negotiate a good leaving package. Again I think it comes down to earning and the reputation of the bread winner. If they’re equal then they split the belongings like another divorce stereotype depending on what is needed (e.g. The husbands name is on the house but the wife needs to commute so she gets the car). It’s not a sexist thing at all, it’s just the majority of the stories we hear and I assume the majority of alimony instances are women who sit back and wait for their ex husbands to work extra hard to pay for his future and then hers. There are other factors in on it but alimony laws ought to be changed like an income threshold and the alimony receivers are to get a job etc.
Spanish inquisition was a bad time :P
This is Hell XD
He's not wrong.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
José Roberto Alván grant Black leyend bro .
A bad time but also unexpected
Who else's paused it to see the amount on the check?
Probably everyone
@Fast Internet 3895
Poor Alan he was so miserable paying that amount.
@@Anthony-eo3ro three thousand eight hundred seventyfive and 32 cents
Bro, almost 4k a month + the house. Judith was the clear example of a modern day woman, clearly ahead of its time this series.
It's not funny when you realize this actually happens in real life...
What’s funny is the construct , not the many individuals that has to bear the costs.
Thanks.....
@@TheSerpent21 You dont have to avoid relationships lol just avoid marriage
@@nyongtory4e - or children
@@nyongtory4e actual depending on the country there is “common law marriage” Scotland for example, cohabiting for 2 years can constitue a common law marriage and so you’d still have to give “half your stuff”. Although what the guy said definitely struck me as copium
My favorite moment of the show
Jake: uncle Charlie is a genius
Judith: y is Charlie a genius?
Alan: he never got married (slams the door)
Alimony shouldn't even exist.
B C for reals!
Neither should the wage gap, promotions based on gender and rape/sexual assault or harrassment cases that are swept under the rug. Sadly the world ain't fair, so boohoo.
@@SaphireKancer90 The wage gap is a myth, women choose to work less hours on avg, and high earning women drop out at 35 in a Hail-Mary-pass for kids..
@@SaphireKancer90 The wage gap is a myth. So are promotions based on gender. Keep trying though!
@Todd Gaak, women will willfully ignore it cause that doesn't fit their women being oppressed narative. Feminism was a mistake. How many women do we see working in high risk jobs? Almost non existent. Feminists just wants to be treated like princesses without deserving it.
Two and a Half man was originally the best satire comedy there is, then they killed of Charlie and the entire show start going down hill from there onwards
juiweiYang2000 after Charlie was gone, it was horrible to see how they purposely destroyed what the show used to be. It was so mean spirited. They started ruining Charlie's character, even claiming he knew all along he had a daughter and decided to pay her mom to keep her away from him, when there was actually one episode in which he thought he has a son and was showing interest in the kid.
@@KBlade1 yes, Charlie was always shown as a guy with no morals but deep down you knew he cared about Jake and Alan,they showed that at least in the first few seasons, I haven't watched in so long.
Charlie ruined himself and indirectly ruined the show.
@@storiesrecap2400 yeah, he got pampered so much and that destroyed him, what a shame this show could have a better end
@@storiesrecap2400 I mean, to some extent, but after he left they could have gone a completely different direction and they could have salvage the show. Instead, Lorry proved Charlie was right about him and turned the show into a "I hate Charlie" fest. It was cringy. I did watch season 9 completely, because I was a huge fan of the show and I've always liked Ashton so I decided to give it a chance. And out of curiosity too, train wrecks are amusing to watch. But after that season was over I was done with it. And from what I heard it just got worse and worse. I think I may have seen some clips of later episodes cuz I remember seeing Charlie's daughter and they kid who eventually replaced Jake, but I don't remember seeing a full episode.
This show went down hill, when Charlie was no longer part of it..
I disagree.
The show has been going downhill since the half man grew up and become annoying.
Junia bones you are so right the show wasn't the same with out Charlie.
Charlie was an asshole. I'm glad he left.
It was starting to go downhill before he left. The 2 1/2 man was just turning into 3 men with Jake getting close to adulthood.
This show, the first five seasons were some of the best comedy stuff ever recorded.
$3895.00?! Whoa, that's too much.
It's Judith, what do you expect? Lol
And he also had a shitty lawyer who wanted to have revenge on charlie by punisihing Alan by giving all he has to judith. Charlie is very at fault about how poor Alan is, other than letting him live at his house
Johaylon Personally, Alan never should've married Judith in the first place. Everyone, including Charlie tried to talk Alan out of marrying Judith but Alan claimed that he saw things in Judith no one else did. I think really Alan was just desperate for companionship as he's always had bad luck with women and he probably figured he would never do any better than Judith. I mean Alan let Judith bully him through their whole marriage and even long after their divorce. I even recall Charlie once saying that Alan married the only woman who would touch his penis. Although, Alan insisted that wasn't true.
Yeah, that is also true.
Alexander Edward Pytko If I had to guess, Judy reminded Alan of his mother. Cold, callous, selfish, vindictive, greedy and self-centered emotionally. Its stated by therapist that often times, men grow older and settle down with females with similar aspects to their mother because it feels familiar and safe. If not, men usually go the complete opposite route simply out of spite but yeah, in Alan's case, I'm sure it was that
Everybody loves Herb !
"Hey she's being a good sport, let's get one with the big cheque" 😂😂😂
and then she cries to the judge and gets 6 more months of checks so she can "finish school" or because she "can't find work".
That's how my ex did it. 6 months later, karma got my ex. Without my money, she got evicted. She never could manage money.
Seen it happen so many times. Just like child support. It's a reason why it's called that. To support the child. Not the bitch that screwed you over. I am happily married and have a daughter and I feel so sorry for the men who get screwed because the woman wants out of the relationship
@@bowlnow824 I hope it never happens to you sir. But I'd be a little slower to feel sorry for others you might be on the same chopping block.
@@bowlnow824You might be happily married but that doesn't mean anything about your wife's position.
@@joshmonus That doesn't destroy the other guy's marriage.
This show convinced me to never get married.
Same
0:26 you can finally kick in a few bucks around here?
HAHAHAHA
Good one. No xDDD
Kicked him out.. changed to the locks and taken out a restraining order
I mean if it was in rl I'd beat up my brother but wouldn't kick him out that's what family's for,but since its a show who cares
@@Momo7O7 take a grown able body person I don't think so
I feel sorry for Alan - it's Judith who kicked him out. I bet he was a loving and caring husband. Judith was just dissatisfied with him. Yet she gets the kid and the money. This is so unfair :(. However, I find jokes concerning Alan's alimony hilarious.
Alan was a bit weird, but not someone a sane woman should even think of kicking out of the house.
Dominika Magdalena96 HE MARRIED HER. He also married the scammer porn actress Kandi. He also married Lyndsey. He also "married" Walden. He exercised very poor judgement and then complained he was a victim. Yeah he was a victim of his own stupidity. The tragedy is people like this exist in real life.
@@zapkvr and the courts favored HER. Gynocentrism has to end.
@@drunkenrampage1588 you idiot you think he doesnt know the courts "favor" women and the stupid ass STILL got married THREE TIMES to different women.
@@zapkvr No worries, like I said we got ways to dismantle Gynocentrism.
Finally found out how much Alimony he paid, wow he did get screwed
Because his brother fucked his lawyer
Don't forget this is just alimony. He also pays child support.
@@jamalpeoples3736 and her lawyer fees, house note, 100% of all Jake's medical bills, school fees and anything non school related activities that had fees. She basically was only responsible for her utilities, groceries, and personal expenses. Charlie screwed him when he did his lawyer
If charlie was smart, he would have paid for a better lawyer for allen so allen would not have had to live at charlies house.
tom ster Charlie slept with Alan’s lawyer... that’s why Alan is paying 4K instead of 2k or nothing at all.
@@motodog242 even tho that happened after the fact, this was a second chance for alan. not the first time in court.
and we all know how unethical and completely illegal it would be for the lawyer to act this way [except in hollywood fantasy land] that lawyer would have been disbarred, a mistrial declared and had the hell sued out of her without a chance of winning making alan more rich than charlie.
still, if charlie didnt want alan living with him, he would have paid for a better lawyer even after this mess. a male lawyer that he didnt want to boink.
his wife was so evil poor man
Absolutely loved this show, Alan is a beast
Ironic how Herb was suppose to be happy in love with Judith but he ends up despising her and ultimately wanting to live Charlie and Alan’s lives instead lol
Who would wanna live with a leeching, bitter and hateful shrew like Judith! Hell I'm a woman and as much as I hate misogyny when it comes to Judith fair enough hate away she gives women a bad name I wish the writers had shown Judith getting her come uppance the vindictive bitch definitely had it coming!
That's a lot for someone that didn't cheat on her.. Yikes!!! Who else was glad when they featured less of her on the show?
This was a good moment for Alan here.
You know as somebody who’s been married 3 times. I feel Alan’s pain. But thankfully I married young and my two ex wives remarried anyway. And I never had kids with them. THANK GAWWWD.
You didn't learn your lesson the first two times?
@@shrim1481 you know it’s a funny thing. i learned what it is i truly want out of marriage. i spent two years single after my second divorce trying to figure out if it was me or them. it was me and it was her. it was both parties. it takes two for a relationship to work and two to let it crumble. my first wife i truly loved. we were young in love. she was everything. just perfect for me. but sadly we found out she couldn’t have children and never would be able to. it torn us apart. we were very young. she left me because she didn’t want me to hate her in the future and resent her because she couldn’t give me kids. at the time i told her she was wrong i begged her to stay that we’ll figure it out. but she didn’t. and my heart was torn. but now that i am older and have kids. she was right. if she didn’t leave me i would’ve left her because i wanted kids. i really did. my second wife was just narcissistic woman. and i ignored soooo many red flags. that marriage didn’t last long at all. that marriage mentally drained me however and i truly thought there was something wrong with me. and thought that way for a very long while. everything i did was never good enough for her. i left her because i just couldn’t take it anymore. i essentially ran away. moved back to where i grew up and sent divorce papers to her parents.
now my third wife we met truly by accident at a convention in dallas related to our fields. i thought she was the most beautiful woman i had ever seen in my life and i had to talk to her at her booth. talking led to playful flirting and then afterwards we exchange info and i learned she lived only one city away from me back in Canada. we started off just dating and then it slowly became a real relationship. and we fell in love with each other. about a year and half after we first met i asked her to spend the rest of her life with me. fast forward nearly 13 years later we have 4 children and i still look at her the same way i looked at her when i first met her in dallas. she is my rock. she is everything to me. and there’s not a day that goes by that i dont think about the many lessons i learned from my previous marriages and exercise good values in my third marriage. so i learned my lesson. just took many years to learn.
just pay by the hour like charlie its probally cheaper with you lifestyle
@@shrim1481Exactly! Doing something repeatedly and expecting different results, that's the textbook definition of insanity.
@@patthonsirilim5739 That's already being prepared, you even get tired of prostitutes wanting something more than sex.
Don't get married. Simple.
AMEN :)
sampa humeoli a women
Christopher McAuley
Not only simple.
It's such a wonderful thing.
BlackWorldTraveler Haha what's so wonderful about it?
AdamasDragon
Financial freedom and independence.
Freedom to travel and do anything I want.
Establish career cheaper without female boat anchor.
Disposable income.
Save/invest all I want.
Debt free.
BastardKidFree®
Millionaire by 30 and 401k millionaire by 45.
No drama or stress.
Immune to divorce rape and weaponized child support.
Retiring 20 years early.
Oh man, i love the constant laugh track to tell me what emotions to feel. Doesnt bring down the show at all
ok boomer
One more two an a half men clip and I’m binge watching the whole series
This is why i will never marry
mrFalloutFan95 If you get a prenup then it’s all good
Yea, you can have a little ceremony if you want and be together but for the love of god don't sign ANY court documents that say you are married
@@alialkhamiri6687 Kevin Garnett disagrees with you.
Ali Al Khamiri
If the bitch stays in your house for more than a year, you are fucked... no matter what paperwork you have.
Maybe marry a competent woman who have a career path?
Such a simple scene, yet one of the funniest ever. Jon Cryer is one of the funniest. He and Charlie were made to star in this show.
$3,875.32!!?? Hope that's a month's worth!! And to think I used to bitch about $83.00 a week!!
Yup, thats kinda charlie's fault when he slept with alan's lawyer and then dumped her, she wanted to take revenge, giving everyting alan has to judith.
Johaylon Worst. Lawyer. Ever.
If Alan had any money left, I'm pretty sure he could sue her for malpractice. She doesn't have the right to fuck with her clients finances for her own personal vendettas.
But ofcourse, he doesn't have any money left so yea... And even if he did, it's Alan. He'd probably lose that trial because Charlie slept with the judge and never called her back.
Xylarxcode He didnt for story reasons :P
The nearly 4 grand is rich people money.
My mom makes me give her $650/week just because she think she deserve it because she has to pay taxes and thinks her UNDOCUMENTED $650/week is justifiable to recover the income tax she owes....
That smile is priceless and it gets me 😆
I just Love when charlie and alan are a Team. Together they fight Everyone. I know charlie hates alan in General but deep in his soul He think all this is funny in my opinion ❤️
Charlie and Alan, despite their fights and insults and the bad things they have done, love each other like brothers.
The lives of both brothers were heartbreaking. Sometimes I wonder, how can I laugh??? This happens in real life. There are time in our life when we all are abused, misunderstood and taken for granted...
One of the best scenes in a sitcom ever.
This 1:33 clip was funnier than the whole hour series finale of this show LOL
such a brilliant show always makes me crack up charlie alan and jake are a hilarious team
You lost me at Alan.. horrible character
@@CR7fatgirl You missed me... what a poor, weak and subjective argument without any horrible sense you impose
I just learned a valuable lesson about marriage...
Peter Anon Yes indeed!! DO NOT EVER GET MARRIED!!!
Never get married
Dialogue by me;
Alan: Alan gets new underwear.
Berta:(walks by) I've seen your underwear and sadly sometimes you in them, so may I suggest boxers or boxer briefs? Those tighty whities of yours make you look like you're wearing a diaper.
Charlie: A diaper would suit him better as he does have a history of bed wetting.
Alan: Hey! That stopped when I was 8... I mean 6! (To Berta) A-And you wouldn't see me in my underwear if you'd knock before coming in to clean my room.
Berta: I'm talking about that morning when I saw you asleep on the couch in your skivvies.
Alan: For the record, the air conditioner was broken, Charlie was out of town and he didn't say you coming over.
Charlie: Did you remember to clean the couch after this stain was lifted from it?(points to Alan).
Berta: No.
Charlie picks up the phone.
Alan: What are you doing?
Charlie: Ordering a new couch.
Alexander Edward Pytko
You should get paid for this. Funny stuff.
Alexander Edward Pytko hahahaahhaahhaahah Thats very good bruh
I’m not yelling! THIS IS YELLING!
90 sec of pure two and half men. love it
1:13 perfect timing 🤣
When I was young my dad told marriage is hard and that In the long run I’d be better off paying $200 once a month for sex with a hooker than getting married. I’ve been married 20 years and Im starting to think he was right.
😂
3,875 dollars a month???
Damn, no wonder he is always broke!!
that's 10-12 escorts a month.
Why does any man need to get married anyway? I don't get it.
carultch because of love
Realistically, marriage has nothing to do with love.
*cheap escorts
Probably get 4 good ones every month. Alan would be a happy guy even if he gets one every week.
5 6 7 8 no more alimony no more alimony!! 🤘🤘
One of the best moments of the show!!! 😊
That's dance😂
That dance was Hilarious!
the Spanish Inquisition was a bad time. this is hell
Was insanely funny when I was young. Now I see that 3875 and that only gets my blood boiling. They definitely shoulda gone with the big check. Now that I’m older I see that this is the centerpiece of why Alan makes those jokes about being cheap in all the episodes and has to live with his brother
That was my reaction when I finish my senior exam
The timing was perfect...!!! 😂😂
Way to go Alan. Someone said this before- marriage is a one sided deal.
this clip makes me not want to ever get married.
0:16 mostly a female audience, "ooooh" at his finale cheque.
I'm assuming it was a man clapping.
3875 dollars monthly for alimony?! Lmao Alan really got screwed over
GG, Exactly!
And this why I’m never getting married!!
I wonder if that included child support?
@@giraffesareselfish9563 probably i mean charlie did sleep and dump Alan's lawyer at the same time
@@scottwarnick5126 man, that's like paying for a car you can't drive.
Not against feminism or something but thats so wrong. She seems independent and young enough to work somewhere and still taking alot of money every month from her husband. Thats fucked up man. Most of the Men are definitely screwed during divorce.
nimish sharma : Feminism is exactly what you said above i.e alimony not needed and being independent, sadly it's a horribly misunderstood word..
Feminists claim to be all about gender equality. What they really are all about, is female superiority.
Now you know.
Who keep alimony going? Think about it.
Any time men try to stop alimony, feminists claim it's an attack on women's rights..... rights. Their right to steal an ex husbands money...... I suggest you reconsider your stance on feminism
This episode was just on last night and now its in my reccomendations.... the algorithm is watcing us
More like your phone is stealing your datam
Should have included the part where Allan sings "no more alimony" 😂
Charlie always been there for Alan
Facts 💯 he was trying to give Alan tough love, especially when he married kandi in Vegas he told him not to do it.
Only when they became adults, because as children it was never there for him.
Damn I forgot how good this show was before Charlie Sheen left!!!
This was the first part i saw on tv & found it very funny & watched the whole season 😁
I'm not yelling
THIS IS YELLING!!
me: Jesus
As a woman even im disgusted at the thought of alimony. Why should the woman get money from her ex husband.....so fucked up.
Dagg so if you don't sign a prenup you still gotta pay alimony? That's bogus as hell
@@tylerlynn3617 lmao even if you do get an alimony most of the time you still end up paying it.
@@parikshitrao4208 got damn it's a cruel world lol
3875 per month...wow...did he get royally screwed in that settlement
Charlie slept with Alan's divorce lawyer
snow vixen, I swear LOL! Charlie’s womanizing got Alan in so much trouble.
Why don’t feminists complain about alimony
they only complain when something doesn't benefit them. They want equality and preferential treatment.
Because it empowers them
They only complain when it's the women who are having to pay it.
@@elenavanderwoodsen9783 That's like, 3% of the whole thing (www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052748703399204574505700448957522), if feminism was actually about equality they would complain about just as they complain about the gender pay gap (that was proven false a long time ago). The actual movement aiming for equality is called egualitarianism.
This is so cathartic 😂
I always loved that big check bit 😂
Yo this dude was almost 4000 are you kidding mgtow
Really hope Charlie Sheen stays sober long enough (1.4 years so far), and Jon Cryer forgives the earlier madness, for them to do a revival. We need it.
Yet another example of why MGTOW exists...
Charlie Harper was actually MGTOW😂😂
MGTOW?
@@RussophileAmethystTsarina30 MGTOW = Men Go There Own Way
@@yourmayoradamwest Charlie Harper was definitely MGTOW lmao
It feel refreshing to see Alan was finally happy 😂
One of the most satisfying scenes
That alimony payment seems very high considering Alan is an unsuccessful chiropractor.
That's the joke throughout the series, up to this point, that after Charlie dates and breaks up with Alan's attorney, she screws Alan over by giving Judith their entire pension fund and almost doubling his alimony payments so he constantly finds ways to cut corners expense wise...there is an entire episode dedicated to it, where Alan becomes a human lab rat for a pharmaceutical company and is swiftly falling apart while Charlie gets his new gig as Charlie Waffles
at the start he was a very good chiropractor making good money, Charlie sleep with his lawyer and he they took all of his money and as the years go buy alan works less and less.
It got even worse for Alan when he married Kandi and then she kicked him out and for a short period of time, Alan was paying alimony to 2 women! It's never mentioned if he had to keep paying alimony to Kandi or not.
Actually it was mentioned. Judith said she talked to her lawyer, and said that even if Kandi takes him for everything he has, he still owes Judith alimony.
Actually he was successful. It was several times mentioned that association of chiropractors chose him as a chiropractor of the year.
this Alan's gonna get his new underwear😂😂😂
Yeah, I'd tell Alan, "May I suggest you get a set of multi-colored boxers or boxer briefs? Those tighty whities you always wear make you look like you're wearing a diaper!" Charlie would probably say, "A diaper would suit him better as he does have a history of wetting the bed," and Alan would yell out, "That stopped when I was a kid!"
Jan. 1, 2019---It's because of women like this that men take the red pill. As for Alan and other men like him, all he/they will ever do is take the blue pill.
Sad but true!
Best episode ever. Hilarious from start to finish.
Alan with big brain paying for his wife's lawyer and also marrying for the second time