*Introduces himself with "It's me", assuming everyone already knows his name *Does like one bit that's actually from the original Kitchen Gun *The rest is straight up cold blooded murder *HE'S BREACHED CONTAINMENT! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
@@albertskoften1452 WHO SAYS THE RUM0RS ARE [[True]]?!?!??! I'VE [[Broke]] OUT OF [[Secure, Contain, Protect]]!! YOU WON'T HAVE TO LIVE IN THE [[Don't Forget, I'm with you in the dark...]] ANYMORE!!!!
well considering her reaction to Toriel and the fact that she intentionally did *not* call home at the end of chapter 2, I'm not so sure it is if it's her house
@Stickman Studios bye 👋bye🤗 FILTH 🤬 *Shoots* "You and your friends are now disintegrating to death thanks to Spamton's [[Big Shot]]" Spamton:AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
OH, THAT'S [[ME]], THE REAL [SPAMTON] VOICE?! ALWAYS REMEMBER [kiddo], KITCHEN GUN™ IS NOT [RESPONSABLE] FOR [injuring] THE HANDS OF THE [PSYCHO] [[ANIMATOR]] WHO WORKED ON THIS INCREDIBLE [[COMMERCIAL]] (You are so awesome-- Holy--)
I like to think that this was the school project Alphys wanted Kris and Susie to do, there’s something about the way it’s filmed, as well as Susie doing that exaggerated sigh and British accent. For a better effect, they probably filmed this in the Dark World in Cyber City, that’s why Spamton just appears-
IT DEF1NT3LY W4S ONE OF THE B3ST [[Addisons]] I M4DE N0W WOULD YOU L1KE T0 BUY A [[Kitchen Gun]] ITS [[Designed BY The Classics You've Come To Expect]] FROM [[Lancer Industries]]
I absolutely *LOVE* Susie’s model the *MOST*. I also love the other models too, but Spamton and his Neo model is absolutely fantastic! The Neo one is SO detailed!
That [Clean up at a distance] on the three [lighteners] was almost as impressive as [[Three Strikes] and your out at old ball game]. Just remember not to be [Trigger] happy, not even a [big shot] is a match for a [true ace].
Excellent job on animating this bizarre short pose-by-pose! The animation style gives this short a surreal look and feel! Also, the ending is bound to make anyone jump out of their seat and think "Oh shit! He's coming for me next!"
Transcript: This Kitchen is so hard to clean. If only there was an easier way. Hey every- it's me! Say [BYE BYE] to custom laundry and [FILTH] with the NEW kitchen gun! This sink is [FILTHY], but just thee [SHOTS] from KITCHEN GUN and it spark- like NEW! Look how it cleans this [UTENSIL]. Bye Bye [FILTH]! Minecraft! I [RESPECT] you kitchen gun [SMOOCH]. Lightners! write any corrections or objections in the answers. I still can't belive we were robbed of our community captions system.
Only thing is that Spamton's dialogue is IN ALL CAPS by default, with the samples inside the [[brackets]] simply Capitalizing Every Word like Queen does. He also has the reading comprehension of a mid-2000s tween, so you can creatively misspell some words (like evry instead of every) if you want.
Spamton saying “Minecraft” in a minecraft with gadget voice was not something I thought I needed in my life but regardless here it is
I'm pretty sure he said Minecrap
BROWN BRICKS
I love building brown bricks
I told ya to shut up, but you didn't listen. Oh look, a free iPad!
What is Mineycrafdot?
"I respect you KITCHEN GUN!"
*mwah*
Simply brilliant
BRILLIANT [indeed]
THAT mwah WAS JUST IN SUCH A monotone VOICE😂
0:27 I respect this [k i t c h e n g u n] mwah
I [[respect]] THIS [[Pipis]] GUN!! Mwaa.😙
0:30
LIGTHNERS
*BAM BAM BAM*
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
It's interesting how the fandom draws Toby's female characters as absolutely busted,
while Toby's art style is just:
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For Spamton’s neutral special he wields a KITCHEN GUN
FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF [HeartShapedObject], EVERYBUDDY'S FAVORITE [Number1RatedSalesman1997] CAN USE [Kitchen Gun] FOR A NEUTRAL [Specil]
his neutral special upgrades to KITCHEN GUN SPECIAL, it handles the same as before but now, special
@@NimonoSolenze BE A [[kitchen gun]]
@@TheGrammarNazi123 unless it holds 6 bullets but fires two at once
He said it as I read kitchen gun
For the love of all that is holy, don't give Spamton a "Toilet Grenade".
GIVE HIM A TOILET GRENADE
I have a question!
I gave the spamton a toilet grenade
@@Omniversic_Axolotls …what.
@@Omniversic_Axolotls THATS A STATEMENT NOT A QUESTION BUT GOOD JOB
@@thelivingglitch1371 I said- I gave the spamton a toilet grenade
*Introduces himself with "It's me", assuming everyone already knows his name
*Does like one bit that's actually from the original Kitchen Gun
*The rest is straight up cold blooded murder
*HE'S BREACHED CONTAINMENT! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Ah yes, SCP-1997, Spamton G Spamton
@@bozo460 Unfortunately, the real SCP 1997 is just a sheet of paper. Or at least, that's what the Foundation tells the public it is.
@@albertskoften1452 WHO SAYS THE RUM0RS ARE [[True]]?!?!??! I'VE [[Broke]] OUT OF [[Secure, Contain, Protect]]!! YOU WON'T HAVE TO LIVE IN THE [[Don't Forget, I'm with you in the dark...]] ANYMORE!!!!
@@dr.coomer324 Oh shit he got out.
@@dr.coomer324 ¡¡¡¿SPAMTON G SPAMTON?!!!
I was totally just expecting an animated version of the original Kitchen Gun ad, but holy shit this version is so much better.
0:05 The look of utter terror on Susie’s face when Spamton rises from behind the counter is both hilarious and scarring.
Susie being distressed over her kitchen being destroyed is somewhat out-of-character for her.
well considering her reaction to Toriel and the fact that she intentionally did *not* call home at the end of chapter 2, I'm not so sure it is if it's her house
It's Toriel's kitchen
A bit more than somewhat, lol
@Triadicoder "kris! this damm creepy puppet man keeps destroying the kitchen... I WANTED TO DO THAT DAMMIT!!!"
its probably because it isn't hers
Why is no one talking about the amount of power he puts into saying “Filth”
RIGHT??!? I love it and it makes laugh, I was laughing for a minute and every time I rewatch it I immediately start laughing 🤣
F I L T H
@Stickman Studios bye 👋bye🤗 FILTH 🤬 *Shoots*
"You and your friends are now disintegrating to death thanks to Spamton's [[Big Shot]]"
Spamton:AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[[[FILTH]]]
[[[FILTH]]]
It's surreal hearing Ditchu's voice in an animated short, oh my god.
Thank you for making this, this animation is bonkers man!
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Spamton’s animation at the Steve part is 1 for 1 with Joker’s Gun animations in Smash.
THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING
I was totally going to comment that! I recognized it too bro
YO WAIT WHAT IT IS!
... for his neutral special, he wields a BIG SHIT
I [[respect]] YOU KITCHEN GUN!
*_m w a h_*
M W A H 😘. just perfect
OH, THAT'S [[ME]], THE REAL [SPAMTON] VOICE?!
ALWAYS REMEMBER [kiddo], KITCHEN GUN™ IS NOT [RESPONSABLE] FOR [injuring] THE HANDS OF THE [PSYCHO] [[ANIMATOR]] WHO WORKED ON THIS INCREDIBLE [[COMMERCIAL]]
(You are so awesome-- Holy--)
I respect this kitchen gun!!! Mhaw.
It's you yeahhhh!!!
Nice dub, dude!
The way he gets all close to the camera when he says “filth” always gets me
GOODBYE [ fī łţ h ]
Same
F I L T H legit jumpscared me
I like to think that this was the school project Alphys wanted Kris and Susie to do, there’s something about the way it’s filmed, as well as Susie doing that exaggerated sigh and British accent.
For a better effect, they probably filmed this in the Dark World in Cyber City, that’s why Spamton just appears-
IT DEF1NT3LY W4S ONE OF THE B3ST [[Addisons]] I M4DE
N0W WOULD YOU L1KE T0 BUY A [[Kitchen Gun]] ITS [[Designed BY The Classics You've Come To Expect]] FROM [[Lancer Industries]]
Probably why Susie went into panic when Spamton appeared, because she knew things were gonna derail fast.
@@piruga512yes I would love 3 don't ask why
Definitely filmed in the dark world. Susie is wearing her dark world outfit instead of her normal clothes.
those big shots really are something else
say hello to my [LITTLE FRIEND]
Susie being soft spoken and British is more cursed than anything else in this video
The fact he did the Joker Neutral Special animation while shooting Steve was great
Spamton kissing his kitchen gun seemed so dead and neutral but so funny
*[mwah]*
I absolutely *LOVE* Susie’s model the *MOST*. I also love the other models too, but Spamton and his Neo model is absolutely fantastic! The Neo one is SO detailed!
“i love Susie’s model the most!” ok boys we got his search history
I [Respect] YOU KITCHEN GUN!!!
mwah.
M w a h .
Mwah
[[mwah]] !
LIGHTENERS!
[PAW!] [PAW!] [PAW!]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It is now my head cannon that Spamton makes auto-generated commercials with the random people he sees on the street.
"I RESPECT NEW KITCHEN GUN! mwah" great line
The ending actually made me jump no joke!
0:10 a jumpscare combined with a lightskin stare
P e r f e c t
For some reason he looks like a mosquito at the end in his NEO form
I like how in he escapes the aspect ratio. I feel threatened. Which is probably the exact way i should feel.
The fact Susie looks terrified as Spamton glitches In and out of the universe, shows her the gun, and fires at her sink is golden
0:26 I see that Joker Neutral Special animation. You can’t hide that from me!
Susie:
"KRIS, YOUR GODDAMN PUPPET FRIEND IS ADVERTISING CONTRABAND AGAIN!"
LOL THIS HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
that part where he comes out of the screen is great editing
Messing with perception by using those black borders is always a treat.
Proof that Spamton always knows how to sell its products.
He is truly a salesman of all time
I like to imagine that kris and susie were recording something different and Spamton just kinda showed up and made it about kitchen gun.
THANK YOU for actually making spamton sound sentence mixed
0:27 FOR HIS [neutral b press] HE WEILDS A [gunn]!!!
I love how he does in Steve, he does a joker from persona/super smash bros
*The Kitchen Gun is The Enforcer.*
I see what you did there.
WOAH WHAT
THE WAY HE TALKS, THE WAY HE MOVES, THIS IS STRAIGHT UP A MASTERPIECE!
Haha ralsei spamton
Simply ralsei spamton
@@brightman5711Good thing I didn't see this until much later.
Or else I would've been seeing unicorns.
I appreciate the choice of making this short in 4:3, so that the final shot of him emerging from the screen is all the more terrifying.
Spamton destroys another family
This is the special kind of cursed usually reserved for childhood fever dreams that you confuse with memories of tv shows from 2nd grade.
This was actually... amazing
Why is spamton such a meme-able character
Toby fox finally figured out how to make an unruinable character. (By ruining it before anyone else could.)
@@Virtual_Jesterlol true
I wasn’t expecting the audio to be edited as well, which for Spamton, was even better.
“I RESPECT NEW KITCHEN GUN!!!” (*mwah*)
That [Clean up at a distance] on the three [lighteners] was almost as impressive as [[Three Strikes] and your out at old ball game].
Just remember not to be [Trigger] happy, not even a [big shot] is a match for a [true ace].
That bouncy South Park-style gravity is absolutely delightful in 3D.
The fact that he interrupts susie is so in character
"I respect you, kitchen gun! [mwah]"
best line
That last frame is a great reaction shot
"T H I S S I N K I S [[ F I L T H Y]]"
*The sink is perfectly clean*
0:25 i love the 1 to 1 recreation of all three stances in jokers neutral special, spamton does indeed have a *gun*
It gets me how, when Spamton rises from behind the counter, it's just his disembodied head.
"I RESPECT YOU, KITCHEN GUN! mwah." Perfect
I don't know why, but I'm kinda diggin' British Susie.
I feel like Noelle would've worked better instead of Susie, but other than that, this is perfect.
Or ralsei
Or Toriel.
Excellent job on animating this bizarre short pose-by-pose! The animation style gives this short a surreal look and feel! Also, the ending is bound to make anyone jump out of their seat and think "Oh shit! He's coming for me next!"
Love how he pops out at 0:33
Great work!
He will take [cash or credit] now please
That last frame with NEO is actually fuckin creepy
This is... a lot, Gene.
Keep it up.
I hate when I have to defragment my garbage and this really helped thanks
The part where he shoots Steve uses the same animation as joker from smash bros when he uses GUN…. That’s all… I thought it was funny…
Something about that Spamton NEO model saying “ L I G H T N E R S “ and laughing maniacally makes me laugh and scared at the same time.
For his neutral special, he wields a gun
No captions : kitchen gun
Captions: hit some gun
0:26 and for his neutral special, he wields a GUN
That's the frickin enforcer from the hit game TF2
After nine years in development hopefully it would have been worth the wait,
Thanks and have fun
For his neutral [specil] spamton wields [KITCHEN GUN]
Gotta love how when shooting steve, he does joker’s animations from smash ultimate
I like how the first time he shoots he doesn't even wait to finish his own sentence.
okay but why is that the best Susie design I've seen?
I love the detail of him doing Joker standing gun from ultimate
Spamton climbs out of the TV and starts running in the general direction of your kitchen.
Prepare.
Spamton NEO reaching out of the aspect ratio frame of the ad at the end legitimately jumpscared me.
I KNOW
Fun fact: Spamton only has three strings left, meaning he doesn't have much health, which means he used [[KITCHEN GUN]] only at the end of the battle
Spamton is never popular :(
“Lightners!” *Shoots Ralsei*
That (FILTH) had a weed Spa m ton feared for his LIFE
I like how he had Smash Bros Joker’s animation stance when shooting Steve
I respect YOU KITCHEN GUN muah
love how, unlike the commercial, this gun doesn't clean anything. It's just a normal gun.
Wdym do you see how clean [minecraft] was and the lightners?
I like how the kitchen gun is just an Enforcer, nobody give Spamton the kitchen gun Ambassador edition he will go absolute nuts
THE "WOW" LMAO I LOVE THEM
Earthbound :)
*IT EVEN FUNCTIONS AS A [Neutral Specil]!!*
Missed opportunity to have Spamton say "AND 3 [[big shots]] FROM KITCHEN FUN!"
This video & “3 big shots from kitchen gun” go hand in hand.
The Spamton Neo model looks great
I'm waiting for the mandella effect to kick in where everyone thinks old ads always included spamton
0:21 spamton kills forky from toy story
Transcript:
This Kitchen is so hard to clean. If only there was an easier way.
Hey every- it's me! Say [BYE BYE] to custom laundry and [FILTH] with the NEW kitchen gun!
This sink is [FILTHY], but just thee [SHOTS] from KITCHEN GUN and it spark- like NEW!
Look how it cleans this [UTENSIL]. Bye Bye [FILTH]!
Minecraft! I [RESPECT] you kitchen gun [SMOOCH].
Lightners!
write any corrections or objections in the answers. I still can't belive we were robbed of our community captions system.
Only thing is that Spamton's dialogue is IN ALL CAPS by default, with the samples inside the [[brackets]] simply Capitalizing Every Word like Queen does. He also has the reading comprehension of a mid-2000s tween, so you can creatively misspell some words (like evry instead of every) if you want.
U didn't mention that he does the "WOW WOW" think from he songs
Look at his hand at 0:13 rrright when he says "FILTH"y
Any one else noticed that when he shot the gun he made the "WOW WOW" noize from he's theme songs
Lol i just noticef
This has no right being animated so well
This thing is filthy with the new kitchen gun. Wow. Wow wow!!
I love Spamton, such a funny guy.
0:28 Gotta love the joker shooting animations
Press R to reload 3 [BIG SHOTS]
Spamton sampling "Minecrap" from that one Mike Matei Inspector Gadget video is equal parts cursed and cursed
That damn Ralsei, always chuffing darts
Using the wow sound effect when he shoots was the cherry on top 👌
Spamton just murdered forky!...Good job 👍
NAHHH 0:25 WAS SO GOOD, I ALMOST MISSED THE FACT HE DID THE JOKER STANCES 😭😭😭
Spamton would absolutly sell/use a kitchen gun
God Susie is even cuter when she isn’t pixels bro. I like the lesbian Barney with Big Woman muscles and RUDE BUSTER
Someone should animate Spamton to Mike the TV's "Bucket o' Nothing" skit in ReBoot.
...Unless Mike the TV is the Mike that Spamton mentions?
"I reSPECt thIS KITchEN gUN!"
*mwah*