@@SamtasticOnline Female voice: "This is Lock Smashing Lawyer (substitute for adequate profession if necessary) and today we are going to show the fastest method to pass this 25cm brick wall..."
Your channel earned me free Wendy’s today. I knew how to properly shim a door and was able to let apartment management back into their office. Thanks for the burger and coke!
You party encounters a puzzle with loot inside. What do you do? Wizard: use intelligence to solve quickly. Rouge: pick it open. Barbarian: smash it with hammer.
your party encounters a transparent puzzle with loot inside, what do you do? Rogue: I check for trap. Entire dungeon: Stops, turns and stares at the rogue. DM: So, you're looking for traps... in a transparent puzzle. No need for dice that's an automatic 1 on the skill check. The puzzle explodes doing 6d6 damage to everyone nearby.
He'd probably be pretty good at it even without obvious circumvention of obstacles (which is often specifically disallowed). Would definitely watch that!
@@AesculapiusPiranha he'd probably have to work it out with the company/operators, but I could totally see him demonstrating the correct method, then the lockpicking lawyer method of the escape room
I really appreciate the different kinds of approach. Everytime Mrs. LPL makes an appearance it's either thinking outside the box, utter chaos or brute force. She really gets sh*t done. I would not mess with her. 10/10 🤣
@@hinether That was quite funny! No time for shenanigans when she wants the ice cream. She must be a very patient woman. I know if I tried that, I'd have caught heck for it.
@@IceBergGeo you have to allow your husband his hobbies, and while it occasionally frustrates you, you remember all the times his tinkering in a far off room meant you had 10 minutes of peace.
@@hinether My favorite part of that video was when he said he came home to his wife standing next to the refrigerator looking like the cat that ate the canary. XD
I honestly expected him to involve a magnet to drag the ball. Didn't expect a dry-erase marker. Should've figured he'd just slide a pick in there to move the lever.
You’ve heard of Chekhov’s gun? The idea that if you show a gun on stage, someone has to use it before the end of the play? Well, meet the Lockpicking Lawyer’s Hammer.
I was almost disappointed when only two methods were presented, followed by the "all I got for you today" And then hammer Colomboed in (или выстрелил Чеховским ружьём, да)
I know it probably is, but I still want to know for definite if that that ball is steel/magnetic. Using a magnet would have afforded the LPL so much more control, I kind of can't believe he didn't go for that.
@@Natsuki814 Well I don’t know it’s a song… But I sure that it didn’t came from any games Anyways, gotta lock it up Edit: *look, totally didn’t make that typo on purpose
As he was wrapping up the video, I was confused because the title said "three ways", but he only demonstrated two methods. The very ending of the video was unexpected and clearly demonstrated the third method. Perfect!
I once opened a lock with a bobby pin (basically just functioned as a wave rake) and I'm sure you could bend a paper clip into a semi effective pick... granted it was not a difficult lock if a teenager could do it with a bobby pin having never tried to pick a lock before, but I'm sure LPL could do better lol
I opened a Master lock model 140 yesterday with two bent bobby pins. I’d never picked a lock in my life before that so I was rather pleased with myself. Just to make sure it wasn’t a fluke, I did it again. Twice. Attempt number one took two hours, attempt number two took under a minute and the third attempt took slightly longer at a little under two minutes.
I've picked a couple of locks with two paper clips bent into a hook and a tensioning tool. It's definitely doable, but the softness of the average paper clip can be an issue.
@@Tantalus010 So true! The paper clip is too soft to exert high tension on the core and to be used effectively as a hook it needs a wide keyway. They're only good for simple locks like cabinets and closet locks.
Get her together with Demolition Ranch. See how a Bowley withstands a plasma cutter lockpick. Covered in thermite. With a hammer on top for good measure.
I had expected the box to have passageways that weren't just around the outside of the box. They used to sell puzzles like that back in the day. If you could get clear filament I suppose you could 3D print one.
Oh man I want to see a saw parody with LPL so badly now. "Do you want to play a... what are you doing?" "And that's a click out of one, two is binding... small click on three..."
"Let me explain the game to you..." "Is it longer than 1min 30sec? Cause I'm out of my restraints and you unfortunately chose a schlage keypad for the door..."
That ending, though. Once again I am amazed at his prowess for deadpan. I probably would not have been able to stifle a laugh at how sudden and effective that was.
I absolutely love that the Lock Picking Lawyer's spouse has the initial reaction of "Beat it with a hammer!" Coupled with the Thor/Avengers reference... this may be my favorite LPL ever :D
@@ereynolds72 how is that misogyny? He didn’t say that he hates women or that women are socially less valuable than men. He just said in marriage it’s smart to hold you tongue, especially on smaller insignificant issues, to avoid unnecessary conflict. If you don’t think that’s normal, then you must either be extremely blessed or inexperienced with long term relationships lol
This brings to mind Jacques Futrelle's short story "The Problem of Cell 13" wherein the hero, "The Thinking Machine," smugly asserts that nothing is impossible to a knowledgeable man. So he is placed, unprepared, in a jail cell of an escape-proof prison. He effects an escape with a certain in-your-face panache, while asserting he had two other routes available. Tragically, Futrelle went down with the Titanic, cutting short his writing career.
@@brianm.595 My guess is it has to do with the Finns and Slovenians that settled the area. If not them, I'm guessing some other ethnic group was involved.
@@SamWise050 Ely is actually mentioned by name in one of the articles I pulled up on Slovenian settlement in the US to learn myself a thing or three about another ethnic group I wasn't as familiar with. So, thanks for that!
I would assume that it is named after the Cathedral city of Ely in Cambridgeshire in England, the name of the city dates back to the formation of the Abbey in 673 but the name comes from the isle of Ely on which the Abbey was built, so the name Ely is probably a lot older. It's not an island anymore, the area was drained in the 17th Century. The name probably comes from the abundance of Eels in the region hence an eel-ly place. Many place names in the UK don't follow modern pronunciation trends, the places have been there so long that the English language has changed around them, I'm afraid even as a native you can get caught out sometimes.
I find that mazes are vastly easier from the end, most off branches are designed to fool you as a prospect exit, but theres usually one good "entrance" branch
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0:40 I love the way he addresses his method of using a dry erase marker to plot the route for a ridiculous puzzle like it's something that is: A) Something he does every day, and B) Akin to a trade skill, such as when doing carpentry. What a time to be alive. 😂
When will we see the return of the GlockFlickingLawyer? When will we see more forced entry methods utilizing 42g of Tungsten flying at 3,000 ft/second?
@@skreeog Last video of his where he was shooting at a lock, it took 120 rounds (60 5.56, 40 7.62 AP and 20 .50 BMG) to defeat the lock. It was a lot easier for him to just pick it.
My reactions during this video: 0:46 Oh wow he’s actually gonna solve it… 1:18 Jesus he solved it without even trying, he’s a god. 2:18 oh wow, this one took longer than some locks, even the kriptonite 2:35 great vid, unexpected, but highly appreciated. 2:47 goddam it, of course she made him do it…
normal people: *solves the maze* Mr. LPL: *ignores the maze and gets in with big brain time and a lock picking tool* Ms. LPL: "Stop! Hammer time! Da nanana dada nanaaaa na (Can't touch this)"
I work at a lowes in north carolina. I was able to re key both quickset and schlage locks without any kind of training from my employer whatsoever due to your videos. Thank you.
Not gonna lie. If LPL had a 30 second video with 25 seconds of explaining, 1 second of suprise smashing, and 4 seconds of outro, I wouldn't be mad. I would be rolling around laughing, and that video would become something I show family and friends.
Mrs. LPL has the same thought process as I do: “It can’t be locked up if it’s in a million pieces.” Alternatively: *fires up oxyacetylene torch* It can’t be locked if it’s liquid!
He did do that in a previous episode. Any time a gun related lock comes up, he'll also usually use common household objects to emphasize just how unsafe they are.
LPL: Im going to slip a shim behind the deadbolt housing and access the thumb latch from the inside of the door Mrs LPL: *loads breaching slugs with malicious intent*
My grandma got myself and my two siblings a puzzle box for Christmas one year. I, the diligent one, spent the next 5 minutes opening it the proper way and got my $100. My little brother, seeing me open mine, decided to punch his and it opened right up for him. Then my older sister asked me to open hers which I did after some light teasing. One of my fondest memories of my teenage years and it just breaks my heart knowing my brother is no longer with us. Genuinely enjoyed this video
"And to demonstrate that wasn't a fluke..."
[continues to smash the already shattered bits of plastic]
THat's brilliant XD
When people ask me why I would waste my time scrolling through the comments section of RUclips...
“And to demonstrate that wasn’t a fluke…”
[smashes it on the ground]
And that kids is how you solve it the bored way
He does smash it
I don’t think we have seen a destructive entry in a while.
Yeah, nice ending. It's nice to see LPL cut loose.
At least the maker of the puzzle box did not advertise it as "hammer resistant". (I assume).
@@wulf2121 oddly enough, this puzzle box would actually qualify for slash resistant, unlike everything else LPL had tested with that claim.
Oooo matron..
Cousin of the AvE X-ray device.
Whenever LPL talks about Mrs LPL is to teach us humility and the simplest of approaches may be the most effective
I still love when he locked up a pint of ice cream and she cut the bottom off.
@@Acorn_Anomaly I loved that video
@@Acorn_Anomaly very wholesome
Also, she demonstrates perfectly that violence works.
You don’t have a problem if the problem doesn’t exist 🤔
I just imagined LPL's wife making her own chanel specifically about non covert entry/opening methods.
I'd watch that.
“This is Mrs. LockPickingLawyer and what I have for you today is a fun little wrecking ball!”
"This is Mrs. LockPickingLawyer, and what I have for you today is this solid brick wall. To gain entry, we will be using breaching charges."
@@SamtasticOnline
Female voice:
"This is Lock Smashing Lawyer (substitute for adequate profession if necessary) and today we are going to show the fastest method to pass this 25cm brick wall..."
@@SamtasticOnline haha haha haha
He only hit it with a hammer once; how are we supposed to know that it wasn’t a fluke?
Your comment makes me so angry.
Hahaha 👍
Holy shit, it's true
Your comment made me laugh.
No problem there, try the other two methods if you don't trust the hammer :D
"Just to keep Mrs LPL happy..."
Dude has his priorities right ^_^
".... It apears that it does"
It appears that he does.
Happy wife, happy life
If Mrs lockpickinglawyer isn't happy, no lock picker is happy
The makers of "the slash proof bag" now proudly present: "the smash proof box"
crack proof box! will only shatter lol
@@outseeker no, the hammer-proof box. cannot be opened by MC hammer.
@@sharkforce8147 why not? because he *can't touch this*
@@bernds6587 alright, stop! Hammer time! 🕺🤣
*somewhere at those bags designing place*: This is genius! Let's market our bags as sMash proof!
Literally everyone at the 2:35 signoff , "He only opened it two ways, the title says three...I suppose the hammer is merely an implied option."
Thank Gob for the comments, right?
Then he picks up the hammer and _puts the hammer down_
@@dielaughing73 But he smashed it afterwards
I was already composing a comment about false advertising and click baiting titles when he completed his promise =) Made my day!
You read the title? I just saw a LPL vid and clicked.
Your channel earned me free Wendy’s today. I knew how to properly shim a door and was able to let apartment management back into their office. Thanks for the burger and coke!
I expected that tale to go differently.
Haha that's awesome
@@doctorwhouse3881 they had us in the first half
never been locked out of my house... At this point I am considering just not locking doors... hahaha
Two things here...
1) you work very cheaply. Shudda gotten fries with that.
2) Apartment management is going to keep an eye on you from now on. 🤣
Based on this and the Ben and Jerry's ice cream episode it seems like Mrs LPL is a fan of destructive entry methods
More like of optimalized and effective ones 😅
She's a practical, no none sense sort of woman. A trait l hold in high regard. 😎
She definitly is a fan of Photonicinduction... :-)
We never heard a word from her, and based on her entry methods she probably opens their front door with a crowbar. So Mrs. LPL is Gordon Freeman.
So you're saying she smashes 😏
I fucking lost it at the end. I did not expect him to do that.
I stopped before the smash. Thanks for the comment :)
@@bassett9555 you're absolutely fucking right, these fucking youngsters nowadays are saying fuck every fucking sentence.
it was a perfectly placed smash indeed James.
I did expect it, since the title said “opened three ways” and until the end it had only been opened two ways…
@@DrLex1 *slow clap* good job me big brain we are all impressed.
You party encounters a puzzle with loot inside. What do you do?
Wizard: use intelligence to solve quickly.
Rouge: pick it open.
Barbarian: smash it with hammer.
A fellow rpg player.
You sure are cultured!
No one checked for traps
@@aaronfuzion no one ever does… players just don’t seem to learn that lesson.
@@blaqronin316 Because the DM says "There doesn't appear to be any..."
your party encounters a transparent puzzle with loot inside, what do you do?
Rogue: I check for trap.
Entire dungeon: Stops, turns and stares at the rogue.
DM: So, you're looking for traps... in a transparent puzzle. No need for dice that's an automatic 1 on the skill check. The puzzle explodes doing 6d6 damage to everyone nearby.
I was *NOT* expecting that ending. I got a good laugh out of that.
i was kind of suprised when i heard the crash.... couldn't help laughing
Happy wife, happy life.
@@stephane.9406 Same, I thought I may have woken up the neighbors
He said 3 ways.... Ohhhh, ok
should have cut right before the hammer hit, that would have been so much better
Now I want to see LPL speedrun an escape room
this
There is a reason those typically don't allow picking
He'd probably be pretty good at it even without obvious circumvention of obstacles (which is often specifically disallowed). Would definitely watch that!
I think Mrs LPL's speedrun might be more exciting to see, provided she was appropriately armed.
@@AesculapiusPiranha he'd probably have to work it out with the company/operators, but I could totally see him demonstrating the correct method, then the lockpicking lawyer method of the escape room
I really appreciate the different kinds of approach. Everytime Mrs. LPL makes an appearance it's either thinking outside the box, utter chaos or brute force. She really gets sh*t done. I would not mess with her. 10/10 🤣
You and Mrs. LockPickingLawyer appear perfectly matched. She is clearly capable and smart, but has *no* time for this shit. It’s great.
Reminds me of the ice cream lock video
@@hinether That was quite funny! No time for shenanigans when she wants the ice cream. She must be a very patient woman. I know if I tried that, I'd have caught heck for it.
@@IceBergGeo you have to allow your husband his hobbies, and while it occasionally frustrates you, you remember all the times his tinkering in a far off room meant you had 10 minutes of peace.
@@ithinkdoyou or is allowing similar space to pursue your own hobbies. Granted I view make up and "fashion" as hobbies.
@@hinether My favorite part of that video was when he said he came home to his wife standing next to the refrigerator looking like the cat that ate the canary. XD
I honestly expected him to involve a magnet to drag the ball. Didn't expect a dry-erase marker. Should've figured he'd just slide a pick in there to move the lever.
Yeah, I went with the magnet when someone sent me one of these a few years back.
@@DamnedSilly I was also thinking magnet but didn’t know if they used a ferrous bearing or not.
No need for magnetism when you can use gravity ^^
@@AlyssaMcNeil You don't always have a help of gravity. What if you're on the ISS? Magnets are just much more reliable.
Moving the ball isn't difficult so a magnet wouldn't do anything.
"Let's see if a hammer can smash this plastic thing" is about on par with "let's see if it was just a fluke" in terms of rethorical-ness.
You’ve heard of Chekhov’s gun? The idea that if you show a gun on stage, someone has to use it before the end of the play? Well, meet the Lockpicking Lawyer’s Hammer.
I was almost disappointed when only two methods were presented, followed by the "all I got for you today"
And then hammer Colomboed in (или выстрелил Чеховским ружьём, да)
He did it at the end...
I was almost disappointed
"Is he really not going to smash... Oh there we go"
Unlike Chekov's gun, which turned out to not work when he needed it in Star Trek IV
@@daFatD Different Chekhov, but perhaps that was the point.
I was surprised you didn't use a Nd magnet to drag the ball along the marker lines.
I thought thats what he was going to do
That's a great idea!
Or hold the box upside down so it doesnt fall
Thats what i was thinking too.
I know it probably is, but I still want to know for definite if that that ball is steel/magnetic. Using a magnet would have afforded the LPL so much more control, I kind of can't believe he didn't go for that.
Mrs LPL, the most practical person I've ever heard of. Why be fancy, when you can be efficient?
Makes me think LPL only has button fly jeans to allow for non destructive entry
I bet she's a big fan of that famous scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
"So she suggested tapping with the hammer to jostle the spring mechanism?"
...
"Oh."
Nah she's very direct in her approach to problems, ie the ice cream lock.
Viewer: solve this puzzle
LPL: lets just move aside the locking lever.
Ms. LPL: Stop! Hammer Time!
Mrs LP L is VERY smart!
Is that referencing the every overwatch character saying stop?
@@destroything it's a song.
Kids these days.....
@@Natsuki814 Well I don’t know it’s a song…
But I sure that it didn’t came from any games
Anyways, gotta lock it up
Edit: *look, totally didn’t make that typo on purpose
@@Cucumber_Dragon Cant Touch This - M.C. Hammer
Fan: _sends a puzzle box_
Mrs. LPL: "Imma end this man's whole career"
Tracing from the end point: Effective
Pushing the lock lever: Very effective
Smashing the box with a hammer: *Super effective*
It's brilliant, brilliant, *brilliant* I tell you! Genius, I say!
"opened three ways": he's aiming for his Michelin star of lockpicking.
I think a magnet could have been used to create a 4th...
he only did 2 though
I think he IS the Michelin star.
@@DuelScreen How? unless you use the magnet as a hammer.
@@KusacWolf oh. nice
As he was wrapping up the video, I was confused because the title said "three ways", but he only demonstrated two methods. The very ending of the video was unexpected and clearly demonstrated the third method. Perfect!
I assumed the third method was going to be the implication of the hammer. Actually smashing it caught me off guard.
The LPL way on this puzzle box still took longer than some Master locks you've featured
Hell, the Mrs. LPL way took longer than some of them
Making LPL solve a kid’s puzzle for one dollar.
Priceless
I think that's why he smashed it at the end. Not Mrs LPL's idea, more like Insulted LPL's revenge.
@@stephengibbins8661 To be fair, the Mrs. LPL method was the fastest of the three
Priceless
lol
The price was 1 dollar
@@mchsprod no, the prize was one dollar
I’d like to see you pick open a fairly difficult lock with a paper clip and a Bobby pin. That’s how it’s always done in movies.
I once opened a lock with a bobby pin (basically just functioned as a wave rake) and I'm sure you could bend a paper clip into a semi effective pick... granted it was not a difficult lock if a teenager could do it with a bobby pin having never tried to pick a lock before, but I'm sure LPL could do better lol
I opened a Master lock model 140 yesterday with two bent bobby pins. I’d never picked a lock in my life before that so I was rather pleased with myself.
Just to make sure it wasn’t a fluke, I did it again. Twice.
Attempt number one took two hours, attempt number two took under a minute and the third attempt took slightly longer at a little under two minutes.
I've picked a couple of locks with two paper clips bent into a hook and a tensioning tool. It's definitely doable, but the softness of the average paper clip can be an issue.
@@Tantalus010 So true! The paper clip is too soft to exert high tension on the core and to be used effectively as a hook it needs a wide keyway. They're only good for simple locks like cabinets and closet locks.
@@unknownpt i used 2 bobby pins to open my dads steel cupboard for some chocolates lol
LPL: “Let’s just trace from the end to the ball.”
The ball: “Okay, I give up!”
we need a Mrs lockpickinglawyer channel where she just opens locks by breaking them
I'd subscribe to that
Get her together with Demolition Ranch. See how a Bowley withstands a plasma cutter lockpick. Covered in thermite. With a hammer on top for good measure.
"This is Mrs. Lock Angle-Grinding Lawyer, and today, I have..."
That would be a fun channel to watch
Don't keep her from her ice cream.
After watching the video in .25 speed and analyzing frame by frame I now know what LPL looks like.
A camera on a stand.
LPL: She suggested an opening method that didn't quite mesh with my usual style
The Ramset: Am I a joke to you?
He never said he never does it but it 's far more common for him to pick or manipulate something than to destroy it.
True fans know he’s opened a master lock with a hammer before.
Don’t forget the .50 cal….
@@seanj3667 or the time he melted a lock
.50 cal bullets: what am I, chopped liver??
I was expecting him to lead the ball with a magnet so it goes exactly where he wants it to go
That was my first thought.
That would have been good...maybe as *another* entry technique
This.
Magnet or gravity - no difference ...
I had expected the box to have passageways that weren't just around the outside of the box. They used to sell puzzles like that back in the day. If you could get clear filament I suppose you could 3D print one.
1:48 this disapointment in his voice when he wants to have fun but his lockpicking skill is so high that maze solved itself accidently.
“Got any suggestions for this part of the escape room, honey?”
“Let’s try an act of extraordinary violence.”
"And we're going to use the hammer that Mrs. LPL and I made...."
Mrs LPL is the 'Yin' to Mr LPL's 'Yang'.
There is balance, there is peace.
In 'Yin', I actually mean 'YEEEET!''
Yin
@@JohnnyBooi I stand corrected, thank you sir/madam/attack helicopter/other
9th
@@JohnnyBooi I
@@JohnnyBooi I
The ending gave me an actual, solid laugh. Thank you, LPL, and thank you viewer in Ely, MN!
If this man was one of the participants, jigsaw would cry at his own mistakes.
Oh man I want to see a saw parody with LPL so badly now. "Do you want to play a... what are you doing?" "And that's a click out of one, two is binding... small click on three..."
“The key to the device you’re wearing is behind your eyeball”
LPL: you think I need a key for a master lock?
"Let me explain the game to you..."
"Is it longer than 1min 30sec? Cause I'm out of my restraints and you unfortunately chose a schlage keypad for the door..."
lol i would love to see lpl work through a horror movie or few, escaping the puny traps
@@driverjayne "You locked me in here with a Masterlock? So you _do_ want us to escape."
I like how sophisticated he sounds while showing us a hammer.
A true gentleman never embarrases himself with uncivilised discourse.
That ending, though. Once again I am amazed at his prowess for deadpan. I probably would not have been able to stifle a laugh at how sudden and effective that was.
he must be one of those strange people who don't find joy in destruction XD
@@outseeker you must not have watched the video where he shot loads of.50 cal bullets into a huge lock.
@@LeoStaley did he giggle though as he did it? lol
the third way really took me by surprise. effectuve, sure, but it shattered all my expectations, hammered it all away.
I see what you did there 😎👍
@@bwardokc3985 Yea, he really nailed the description.
I absolutely love that the Lock Picking Lawyer's spouse has the initial reaction of "Beat it with a hammer!" Coupled with the Thor/Avengers reference... this may be my favorite LPL ever :D
The humor here is great. Gotta admit the wife is right when she's right, was quicker and easier!
And probably more fun too !
When you're married, the wife is always right, even when she's wrong. Bliss, quicker and easier.
@@philmenzies2477 misogyny is funny haha
She doesn't seem to be a fan of the non-destructive methods though
@@ereynolds72 how is that misogyny? He didn’t say that he hates women or that women are socially less valuable than men. He just said in marriage it’s smart to hold you tongue, especially on smaller insignificant issues, to avoid unnecessary conflict. If you don’t think that’s normal, then you must either be extremely blessed or inexperienced with long term relationships lol
"I'm going to put the hammer down" while actually putting hammer down. Yep guys, he's a real lawyer!!!
explain the joke?
@@abdelkadersenouci3108 put the hammer down is an expression meaning, to use a less violent option
@@abdelkadersenouci3108 I'm not gonna spell it out clock boy. You'll understand when you're older
@@zohebjaved ah yes
@@ROOSTER333 lmao okay boomer
"I'm going to put the hammer down" *convoy starts playing*
"Going to put the hammer down..."
Aaaand the LPL fails to resist the pun.
I come for the puns . . .
You hammered that one!😉😄
LPL always makes me smile. That's no mean feat these days. 👍
@Drew D
Exactly what I said when he said that!🤣
he really dropped the ball on this one
Master lock team: let's send him a puzzle, that will keep him busy for weeks
LPL: 2:50 video, three methods
Notice the hammer says Real steel too.....👀
LPL: *GETS ARRESTED*
LPL: *BREAKS OUT OF JAIL*
LPL: *GETS CAUGHT ON PURPOSE*
LPL: *LET ESCAPE AGAIN TO SHOW ITS NOT A FLUKE* 😅
This brings to mind Jacques Futrelle's short story "The Problem of Cell 13" wherein the hero, "The Thinking Machine," smugly asserts that nothing is impossible to a knowledgeable man. So he is placed, unprepared, in a jail cell of an escape-proof prison. He effects an escape with a certain in-your-face panache, while asserting he had two other routes available.
Tragically, Futrelle went down with the Titanic, cutting short his writing career.
Sylvester Stalone should call on him for Escape Plan 4 (or 5) lol
And then lets the cops know "You know the 'Lawyer' bit of my sobriquet"? Cops just walk away!
@@Register_2017 this had me laughing oh yes
FINALLY, destruction! I hope my daughter doesn’t see this, she has the same maze lock.
Tell her she can use the hammer when she has opened more locks then LPL
does she have a hammer though? ^_^
For the record, Ely, MN is pronounced "EE-lee".
Lol but why? I always wonder why in cases like this. The sounds the letters make as combined don't equate to your pronunciation....
@@brianm.595 My guess is it has to do with the Finns and Slovenians that settled the area. If not them, I'm guessing some other ethnic group was involved.
@@SamWise050 Ely is actually mentioned by name in one of the articles I pulled up on Slovenian settlement in the US to learn myself a thing or three about another ethnic group I wasn't as familiar with. So, thanks for that!
Can confirm, that is the pronunciation used by the locals 🙂
I would assume that it is named after the Cathedral city of Ely in Cambridgeshire in England, the name of the city dates back to the formation of the Abbey in 673 but the name comes from the isle of Ely on which the Abbey was built, so the name Ely is probably a lot older.
It's not an island anymore, the area was drained in the 17th Century.
The name probably comes from the abundance of Eels in the region hence an eel-ly place.
Many place names in the UK don't follow modern pronunciation trends, the places have been there so long that the English language has changed around them, I'm afraid even as a native you can get caught out sometimes.
I find that mazes are vastly easier from the end, most off branches are designed to fool you as a prospect exit, but theres usually one good "entrance" branch
The "one more thing" got me.
KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! IT is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get vi*ws on my hilarious v*deos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear kre
@@AxxLAfriku What
@@dominic6542 don't mind the bot, it's switched to a new script to con people to the channel.
@@cericat it's not any better than usual lol
@@dominic6542 true, but then it's a pretty obvious bot that plenty of us are tired of how often we've reported it trying to get YT to act.
From MN - around here, we pronounce it, "Eee-Lee"
By golly, doncha' know...
I see they got you a computer now, Ole. Say hi to Sven and Lena for me.
I didn't recognize the town he was talking about until I read this
@@mattz1230 I was always told it was Ole and Lena. Same difference I guess.
@@mattz1230 yeah but we have to share a few confusers with the neighbors. I traded my time for a few bud light 🤣
You're quite correct. Over here, in England, we have the original Ely, and it's pronounced just like that. 🙂 👍
0:40 I love the way he addresses his method of using a dry erase marker to plot the route for a ridiculous puzzle like it's something that is: A) Something he does every day, and B) Akin to a trade skill, such as when doing carpentry.
What a time to be alive. 😂
When will we see the return of the GlockFlickingLawyer? When will we see more forced entry methods utilizing 42g of Tungsten flying at 3,000 ft/second?
We still talking about 9mm bullets here? A 9mm would be about 8 grams of metal, mostly lead, flying around 1,200 ft/sec
@@FrogToadBug No.
@@FrogToadBug No, there's a video where he and another guy go at a humongous lock with an anti-material rifle. Took several shots to break it open.
@@ssholum i think it took like 20 shots.
@@ssholum it was LPL and bosnianbill (now rebranded as "LockLab" or "Bill Johnson")
Imagine him breaking the puzzle box only to find out the lens cap was on.
"Oh shoot. Well luckily I can just break into the time vault and rewind to the start. Let's see here... oh, a Master lock. And I'm in."
Mrs. LPL appears to be highly underrated! Witty, practical, effective. Well done, signed a fan!
"A method that would no doubt be effective, but didn't quite mesh with my usual style"
This was the guy who shot locks with a Ramset, right?
Where ... where is the link to this?
Yeah, but he doesn't usually do that. :D
And with large caliber rifle and armor piercing bullets.
Yes, but even then it's careful placement and a controlled environment. The hammer in this case is just "LPL SMASH!"
@@skreeog Last video of his where he was shooting at a lock, it took 120 rounds (60 5.56, 40 7.62 AP and 20 .50 BMG) to defeat the lock. It was a lot easier for him to just pick it.
LPL: There’s two ways to open the box, doing the maze or moving the locking lugs.
Mrs LPL: There is another
"It's not a story the Jedi would tell you." Mrs. LPL, probably.
I love the fact ms lockpicking lawyers go to method is just sheer brute force just like she did with the icecream lock
This was a good one. The only thing missing at the end was Mrs. LPL's, "Ahem..." as a reminder of her method.
I'm surprised he rotated the box instead of dragging directly along the line with a magnet to save 2 seconds :D
Well, that would be chea... Oh wait, that's what we're here for. Yeah, he should have done that too.
He saved the 2 mins it would take to go get his magnet pickup tool. :D
I love how he set it down on his parts tray and just *SMACK*
Funny, I thought he would have used a magnet to manipulate the marble.
I see the other half picks chaos every time.
I remember what she did to the ice cream container
Well not every time, that wouldn't be chaotic if you could always predict the outcome
She wakes up and chooses violence. Always.
@@terencetsang9518 Why do you think she married a lawyer?
Mrs. LPL needs a channel where she solves all the locks you pick HER way
I think it's called "hydraulic press channel"
I love when you have ideas from your wife. My favorite one to show my wife was the Ben and Jerry's lock.
When you call the lawyer to get out of jail and he comes with a lock pick…
Better than an angle grinder!
And apparently a hammer
Get your client out of jail speedrun any%
@@Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass *Monopoly "Get Out Of Jail" card*
“Ms LockingPickingLawyer suggested this method” *pulls out a mallet*
I’m getting severe Ben and Jerry’s vibes here
Note that she didn't smash the ice cream container though...
Fan for life starting today. The matter of fact style is a huge plus.The huge library on your channel is another. Thank you.
"now when I showed this to Ms. LPL, she suggested an opening method that would be no doubt effective"
*hammer pans in*
How does he fit so much into 2.5 minutes!
Also love the bonus attack at the end 🤣
LPL: let's open this the intended way.
The puzzle: No sir, let me do the work.
LPL: seems we intersected with the ball.
LPL holding hammer: "But this method doesn't mesh with my usual style."
The Ramset, on the other hand...
He didn't say he never does it, just that usually he manipulates the lock.
"Doesn't mesh with my usual style" like Fire, Chemicals, Power tools and most importantly, the .50BMG
It is pronounced "E-Lee", Minnesota.
That bugged me so much.
LPL: “let’s take out our little reward” *proceeds to throw the dollar out of frame*
Dude’s a lawyer. Likely makes a lot of money.
I think he isn't a practicing lawyer anymore but he earn a ton of money selling his products from his website
LPL: Here is my arsenal of lock picking tools, some of which are custom made
Mrs LPL: I have a hammer, a grinder and a gas axe
When I heard Ely pronounced like Eli, I felt physical pain. Still love ya tho LPL.
My reactions during this video:
0:46 Oh wow he’s actually gonna solve it…
1:18 Jesus he solved it without even trying, he’s a god.
2:18 oh wow, this one took longer than some locks, even the kriptonite
2:35 great vid, unexpected, but highly appreciated.
2:47 goddam it, of course she made him do it…
"A method that will no doubt be effective"
Ferb, I think I know what to do today
normal people: *solves the maze*
Mr. LPL: *ignores the maze and gets in with big brain time and a lock picking tool*
Ms. LPL: "Stop! Hammer time! Da nanana dada nanaaaa na (Can't touch this)"
surprisingly few problem exists, that cannot be solved with applying a hammer the right way.
I work at a lowes in north carolina. I was able to re key both quickset and schlage locks without any kind of training from my employer whatsoever due to your videos. Thank you.
Not gonna lie. If LPL had a 30 second video with 25 seconds of explaining, 1 second of suprise smashing, and 4 seconds of outro, I wouldn't be mad. I would be rolling around laughing, and that video would become something I show family and friends.
Imagine LPL actually having moustache and wearing a monocle.
I was gonna complain that you didn't try her method. But then you did and I'm happy now. She's a practical lady.
"Puzzle box opened three ways"
Me: hey wait you only did it two ways
Also me: gets to the end of the video
Me: I am satisfied
Mrs. LPL has the same thought process as I do: “It can’t be locked up if it’s in a million pieces.”
Alternatively: *fires up oxyacetylene torch* It can’t be locked if it’s liquid!
Ahhhh... Another acolyte of the blue wrench! :)
One thumbs up for another LPL video. But, another thumbs up for being a good hubby and following through with the Mrs' method! Good man!
Very fun. Was expecting a speed run by pulling the ball with a magnet.
method #4!
Next you should do a special kids episode where you demonstrate how to break into various kids money boxes, like a plastic combination safe.
He did do that in a previous episode. Any time a gun related lock comes up, he'll also usually use common household objects to emphasize just how unsafe they are.
LPL: Im going to slip a shim behind the deadbolt housing and access the thumb latch from the inside of the door
Mrs LPL: *loads breaching slugs with malicious intent*
"I'm gonna put the hammer down and open it a couple different ways" Absolute madlad energy.
He tried each method only once, there's gotta be at least one fluke.
My guess is the hammer was the fluke. No way that would work twice...on the same box.
@@RhinoBarbarian I don't think any of them will work twice if they're following the hammer
@@daggern15 I think he was being heavily sarcastic...
@@IceBergGeo I am aware of this fact. Just playing into the gag
I'll belive it when he uses a schistosome to open a lock.
My grandma got myself and my two siblings a puzzle box for Christmas one year. I, the diligent one, spent the next 5 minutes opening it the proper way and got my $100. My little brother, seeing me open mine, decided to punch his and it opened right up for him. Then my older sister asked me to open hers which I did after some light teasing. One of my fondest memories of my teenage years and it just breaks my heart knowing my brother is no longer with us. Genuinely enjoyed this video
Best way to unlock Mrs. LPL is to say, “you’re absolutely right”.
I instantly read it as miss lock licking layer. :/
Yep.
I made a whoops! Meant LPL.
@@mosquitoswat1 Then click the edit button and change it.
@@SteelWolf13 thanks man!
Surprised you did not go for the magnet to "drive" the ball into the gate - easier than letting it roll around imo
I love Mrs. LPL's methods of problem solving.
"so I'm going to... and it's open. "
he's graduated to opening things by accident.
So you're saying it was opened by a fluke?!?!?
@@Primalmoon I wouldn't go that far.