Why Would Anyone Believe in Ghosts? - Langston Kerman
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
- Langston Kerman remembers his shock at seeing a white woman in Canada washing windows and asks why anyone would believe in ghosts. (Contains strong language.)
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"We're just poor, that's the sweet sound of poverty baby girl" lol
He has an old soul 😂😂💀💀
He rocks from side to side just standing in one place lol
KeiKei Jefferson ... 😂😂 everyone grew up with an uncle like that lmao
@@mrfixit5620 true 😂😂😂
I do that too. I feel like i got it from coming up in a baptist church. It seems everybody rocked sitting or standing.
@@Kikigreentea lol, come to think of it I rock too. Thanks for that reminder!😂😂😂 Grew up Baptist as well, I can't just stand in one place. Must be why I noticed him lol
Do old people normally do that?
“Find the North Star, then walk backwards” lmao
I didn’t get that one
@@joelformica8344 the us is south of Canada
that was hilarious lol
@@joelformica8344 the north star is what the slaves had to follow to escape the south to fo to the north......so intead of going north into Canada they have to look at the north star and go south.
@@ooferrell esmart, an intellectual, a mans of science and historically.
He ended it perfectly lmao. “I knew this wasn’t gonna be fun” lmaooo
lmao ikr he like lmao said the thing lmao and then lmao idk lmao he ended it perfectly lmao haha lmao
What’s up with these fine AF comedians. You can’t be cute and funny it’s not fair 😂😂😂
If only he was actually funny🙂
Yeah he is 😍
Good thing hes not funny.
R P facts wayyy too many dry spots
rocker 😅😅🤣🤣
"Wade in the water, Karen" lmfaooooo
The inflection on ‘Karen’ too 😝
"You're a dirty rotten wiggler"
LMAO too funny
“We weren’t sleeping together. I know the law.”
Best line ever.
This isn’t comedy, it’s truth with uncomfortable laughter.
I hope he gets more recognition.
mo marius isn’t he on bless this mess? Seriously hilarious show
Mo Marius: You're very handsome.
He's incredible
He also was in Insecure. His part was waaaayyyy bigger then Bless This Mess.
@@Jessica-ez9oc He was also in Insecure first. Watch it, his part was waaaayyyy bigger then Bless This Mess.
You just know some middle-aged white dude was angrily glaring at him the whole set lol
😂😂 definitely
😅
lol racism is funny!
the silence when he said he lived with a white woman was deafening. and the forced laughter after lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂
They gave my brother 10 years for dancing in The fountain
Said he ruined all those wishes contaminated the water lol
Sounds pretty true ey!
@@kenzito101 RAAAAIIIIIIIIN IN THE WAAAAAATAAAAAH
MajinVenix wade haha
I think he said intimidated the water
@@Fralinda1257 I thought so too until I rewound it.
He had the wrong crowd in front of him but he was funny asl 😂 I woulda been the one black girl laughing way too loud
Jasmine same I would be howling
We should go to the next show together Jasmine 😁😁😁
What about what I'm talking about.. I believe that's more important here🤔
@Penguin Queen Sure. THEY'RE the racists...lol.
Same girl🤣 I'm screaming so loud rn
My white woman lol
Penguin Queen you think that assuming white people generally have middle to high paying jobs makes them racist? Do you know the definition of racism?
@Penguin Queen So was was 400 years of slavery but I'm sure you could less about that. That animosity sounded like white entitlement that white people shouldn't have too🤣😂😂. And racism come from the majority to the minority. It's not racism. You can say it's in poor taste or not like the joke but it's not racism. And that's the term as defined by the white majority.
@@g2l7k9b3 Racism is discrimination against a race solely because of their race. That's racism. It doesn't matter who it comes from, that is the definition of racism. The end.
Just note, I am just stating the definition and not going on about my opinion on his joke. I'm just gonna say though, he is lucky that the feminists haven't found him yet because "my white woman" would be his end.
Penguin Queen , it’s race comedy relax 😂
"Ruined all the wishes" best joke but least appreciated by crowd
It had me in tears 😂😂😂
Mack Davidson right !! I was crying laughing
Langston needs his own HBO or Netflix special right now, this dude is hilarious!
yai yagree yone yhundred ypercent
*tru tru*
Hes on a show called Insecure
Meh
I think the “Ross from friends” - “Dancing in the fountain” thing was lost on a whole bunch of people
Shay Boogie me I’m people 🤣🤣 i don’t watch friends 🤷🏾♀️
TasiaB mood
Friends belongs to the hopeless pre-teens now....
Oml when I read what I wrote I got it now 🤣
His humor is so witty...love it I laughed the whole time...especially for "Jamal"
“WE WERE ROOMMATES!”
....they were roommates!
o my gaw they were roommates
I’m mad that I knew what you were talking about 😂😂😂
Illuminati - chan I caught on soon as he said it
Illuminati - chan I remember that vine🤣🤣
I hate that I immediately thought that
man that crakhead wingworm joke had me in tears
That’s what got me😂😂😂
Ringworm*
cwackhead*
"You can bring your dog insides restaurants. Just ruin people's meal with pet dander and priviledge" I'd laugh but he speaks 💯% TRUTH!!!
Lmao I know he shot you but you wiggled 😂😂
I love that he’s not just super funny and thoughtful but was clearly enjoying himself the whole time, cute
'That's the sweet sound of poverty girl' 😂
I like this dude! He speaks clearly and communicates his jokes well. Best of all is how he segues each joke into the next one so well. It really is a good performance
Man I'm white and white people in this comment section don't know how to take a joke lmao.
This was funny I'm just tired of every black comedians stand up 90℅ of the time being about slavery or wild stereotypes about white people.
It's not about no knowing how to take a joke. It's more like being upset because if we had a white man on stage speaking like that about a black woman. He'd be skinned alive.
GB.40 you clearly don’t watch many black stand ups
@@mayaoppong8847 hey "MaYa" I can link atleast 14 videos off the top of my head that supports my statement lmao, why you so hurt by my comment? Truth indeed hurts.
GB.40 first, why'd u spell my name like that? that's mad weird. second, 14? really? as I said you CLEARLY don't watch many black stand ups. I can probably think of probably 30-50 sets/sketches from black comics that have nothing do with race or slavery. And there's nothing wrong with black comics talking about race or slavery, that's our history it's our experience to share.
"That's the sweet sound of poverty, babygirl."
"He shot you but you wiggled!" i can't with this man 😂
I knew this wasn’t gonna be fun no more 😂😂😂
Wade in the water, wade in the water *K a r e n*
K1NG_S0UL 😂😂😂
"Mmm mmn. I like his hair. I've liked his hair this whole time" 😂😂😂😂
Bruh... This hits different now 😂
*You shouldn't have wiggled*
I CAN'T 😂😭😂
I need you back on “Insecure”. We , I really mean I, need you there. Molly’s back needs to be blown out...again.... by you!!! How dare you move on! I miss you!!! 😝😝🥰🥰😝😝
damn he's fine
You gay
@@GLo1991 yes clearly, lol. and?
That’s literally the only reason I’m watching lol
Langston given the opportunity I will wash ALL of your windows
Lillian Hazen 😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Lillian Hazen about to risk it all 😂😂😂
I got some windows.... 😏
He is SO FIIIIIIIONE!!! ANNNND funny!!! His jokes were so real and kept hilarious😂. Instant fan
Thinking the exact same thought 😜
“Find the North Star then walk backwards”
Langston: "black people don't even get to believe in police brutality"...
2020: *ahem*
1:30 I laughed so hard I spit out my chocolate, this is not okay XD
"Dirty rotten wiggiler" lmaoo damn
With this ringworm I bewed....roflmao 😂😂😂😂😂
Hmmm...kinda gave me an idea for a movie: Slavery but... reversed. If not a movie then a Key & Peele skit, at least.
wow thats crazy and unheard of howd u come up with that
@@christinat2398 he an intellectual m9 .
Aaron mcgruder tried...didnt quite work out
Tthere is a british series coming out called noughts and crosses it plays on these themes
There was an advert with a reverse racism theme in South Africa.. It got banned on TV - some people got offended. It used to be here on RUclips...
ruclips.net/video/UcWsTwvtyOI/видео.html
Sweet sound of poverty 😂😂
“I knew this wouldn’t be fun no more” 💀😂😂😂
comedy IS bringing up world issues in a less threatening way. love this dude
Watched this quite a few times since I saw it months ago, and I still die at “I know the law”💀💀💀
the way he keeps laughing at his own jokes really adds to this lmao
I'm actually crying because this is the truth, he's not joking..
I was looking for a recent comment!. he's this is so relevant to everything that's happening now
His smile is everything lmao
Lol. They triggered 😂
Looking at these comments.......people really do not know the definition of racism or racist. Some white people want to be oppressed so bad.
They know the definition but they just don't like the double standard and hypocrisy that goes with it.
Halsted Willoughby so hypocritical. Saying white woman washing windows is unbelievable and police brutality has never been recognized. Dave chappelle discusses these topics without hypocrisy in his stand ups. This guy jus gets it all wrong. Saying its progression to see a white woman washing window, huh?
@@OizysA Imagine turning to stand-up comedy for political and social insight lmfao You seriously just can't see the irony in your comment, huh?
SquareB0t i didnt say turn to stand up to get facts. I said he addressed these issues hypocritically. Dave chappelle makes these same jokes, but is not hypocritical about it. And how was my comment ironic. I said this guy was being hypocritical in regards to racism. My dave chappelle reference was an example of how to not be hypocritical, when making jokes about racism.
SquareB0t
When did i ever say i watch dave chappelle to get insight on social issues. Youre reading my comment how you want to hear it, not how I said it. Dave chappelle was a comparison, an example on how to tell jokes.
The only way my comment would be ironic is if i said dont discuss race or politics in standup...which i didnt. Do yk what irony is
😹 Find the North Star and walk backwards. HAHAHAHAHA
I love re-watching this kind of comedy. You see the messages you were to busy laughing at the first time. You THINK you understood the whole joke the first time!
“ What do you need, almond butter? A duvet cover? Hush.” I’m dying 😂
"theres no ghosts, we're just poor" mmm the sweet sounds of new york rats in the walls lmao
“Wade in da wata Karen” joke aged well😭
yo this dudes married. he looks like hes 19 lmao
Well, you can be married at 19. I don't know who's crazy enough to do that now...but is a thing in the States.
“With this “ringworm I be wed” 😂😂😂😂
When he said "Karen" I lost it
anybody else eyeballing his kicks, nice.
Almond butter, duvet covers? Hush. 😩😂
"I LIKE his hair, Jamal!" ---omgness, that killed me!!!!!
This crowd is wack af! He’s hilarious. He needs a black audience 😂
I only clicked on this video because Langston is daddyish af
He is hilarious 🤣🤣 "that's not a ghost rattling chains, thats a crackhead having sex with a shopping cart"💀
Just here to say I miss INSECURE
Me too
Saaaame
Yeeesssss
What is it
I don’t believe in ghost I only believe “molly,you in danger girl”
the ending is so crazy how 2020 turned out
"I played too much dmx in the house she's ruined" 😂😂😂
I like hin ALOT and MUST SEE more of him. He is HILARIOUS!
This message is needed especially during this time we needed it
Sweet sound of Poverty, hits close to home 😩
I loooove his type of comedy and how he delivers it. 😍🤣🤣
Welfare wiggler 😂😂😂
This set was filled with so many subtle burns accompanying the obvious laughs. So SO GOOD!
So mad he used my name... He's so silly, but super freaking funny. I like him a lot (in my Jim Carrey voice). LMAO
“I know the law” sksks💀💀
Me, a Canadian: :) I do be liking it here in Canada
Ross from friends. LOL.
Contaminated the water. Lmao!!
I like him.
langston could like...get it
soybeanbabi quit being gay
@@babythebullytvno u
I love the purple shoes!
that bit about the police is deep
"I know the law." LOOOOOL
This was much funnier than I expected
He talking bout “ you a wiggler “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Okay, but I am 100% convinced ghosts exist because I *have* seen one.
I was 12. We were playing hide and go seek in the dark, I was "hiding" on the couch, *and a glowing green face came slowly flying at me* . No one else saw it, but when my bff's big brother turned the light back on the face was inches from me in the dark then disappeared. No one was anywhere near me.
Same house, different regular hide and seek game three years later. I was in the closet. The back corner of it would have been in the other side of the brick wall bordering the house; from there, I distinctly heard a *very* clear, childlike voice, "Hello. How are you?"
I am now 22. I remember these instances clear as day, and they still chill me.
*TLDR:* You cannot convince me ghosts don't exist; I've seen and heard proof.
Every crack head has a shopping cart part was my favourite
He musta been in Canada during the summer.
Hilarious and underrated! I need to see more of him!
I hate the phrase “nice white lady” like it’s just automatic. When in reality...
“He shot you but you wiggled”... lmao
Unfortunately, this aged like the finest of wines. Whew
Pet dander and privileged 😂😂💀
Great set, awkward content but real. He's solid
Watching this after 2020 hit different
And that's why Kei Kei don't wiggle! I'm anti wiggle. 🧐
Langston: 2019 was a tuff year
Me: Oh really?
This crowd felt awkward as hell 😂
GREAT SET
Wow he's woke, funny, and impressively smooth with his comedy.
Funny how the people who try to use the word "woke" are some of the most asleep people I've ever had the displeasure of running into.
"yo nigca its ghost in here" 😁😂😭