Clown Connor is Back with The Worst Jokes Ever
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Connor: funniest jokes of all time. First joke "ironmouse." Next...
No dude in 9:29 Cannur could kill her hear her sound
@@mamakiller757 Le4rn 2o 3n671sh!
Both chats made the same poll, then you remember both chats have the same audience
Considering the 93% joke about Connor's chat/viewers, it's possible iron mouse also has a large audience of women as well then because those polls were practically identical. I am just speculating of course, I could be wrong but the thought struck me regardless.
Roxy and Coronis be like: 🤝
@@voidstrider801 Connor's viewers aren't 93% female anymore. He actually has a majority male audience now.
Nah man. There are a few Connor and Trash Taste viewers among Ironmouse viewers but not that much.
@@kokoroboi6187 He probably did lose a few due to the niche he was filling before he decided to ditch Black Butler content.
"Top jokes according to science"?
Well, everyone knows scientists can't make good jokes. All the good ones argon.
Scientist can always create new jokes. Even if they do end up feeling artificial.
You are cursed lol
sir, the exit is to the left.
I love how after she took her medicine, the jokes actually became good.
That's what they serve for.
That means Tungstenrat is the main charakter
Poor Mouse. First Connor adds 100 years of life to her with a Denny's Bathroom joke, then steals 200 years of life from her with jokes that came out of a toilet straight from a Denny's bathroom.
Connor: “Discombobulated.”
Me: *Has flashbacks to the funny Sherlock Holmes video*
I thought the same xd
Bruh, I've just watched that video before this.
People laughed when Connor said he's going to become an entertainer. Nobody's laughing anymore.
Not gonna lie, that Baby joke got me good.
Lmao, same.
At soon at I hear the monkey- I lose it.
it's the monke isn't it
@@ellusiv5121 monke = funne
The third list was pretty good ngl
I did not expect the monkey
Jeez, clip about Connor and Mousey blown up so well, I'm so addicted watching both of them lmao.
Its the chemistry, man. Its just perfect.
The best joke was at the end when mouse said, "I think u shouldn't quit ur RUclips job"
“Is this a British thing” lmao
Normal me: Good lord why did I click on this video?
The Monke/Clown inside me: *YEAH! Monke Clown Jokes lets goooo!*
Simple, because it's Connor + Mouse.
The real joke is this man still wearing the Emiya shirt
i'm frustrated at how much i laughed at that dumb socialist joke lol
That wasn't too bad, wonder why they didn't laught at that... xD, although I laughed at many of the jokes, supposed jokes that they read, so my humout could be really bad.
@@2highbruh no ur humor ain't bad dude, it's just u're a happy guy.
The title: Connor's worse jokes
First joke: the turtle is coming
Me: giggling even tho I didn't catch the innuendo
Too bad they didn’t find the socialist joke funny. I guess humour isn’t evenly distributed
Ayyyyyy
Aight where my shotgun........im done with this clown.
It isn’t a socialist joke until everyone gets it
Another contender
@@aje2366 lol
A good delivery can make even a bad joke worth a chuckle.
Too bad Connor's delivery is worse than these jokes.
Exhibit A: Norm Macdonald
They treasure their bond so much. It truly is a blessing.
That last sentence: “It’s like Spain without the S”
Why the fuck out of all those terrible jokes, that’s the one that made me laugh?!
Ironmouse is hilarious. Everytime she's about to go in on connor, she always starts with "You wish"
"Monke learns comedy"
10M+ views
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
expect no less from Trash Taste's biggest clown.
The turtle goes to a policeman, “I was robbed by two men”
We live ina society
I never thought a joke could physically hurt me
These two people are a blessing in these hard times
How do you know a joke is a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
"This is Bad Comedy"-Galvatron
I love how the single joke chat gave was funnier then the first 2 articles combined
I laughed way more than I should when he said "A turtle is coming".
3:16 "you can't make people laugh you make people cry" Jesus christ that's the harshest roast mouse has ever given to Connor
“ you aren’t funny Connor”
* Connor then proceeds to nearly murder iron mouse with laughter in another video*
Want to laugh almost every time? Imagine Harvey dents face from the dark knight movies now whisper Cwispy with a hard W. That gets me going every time and it's just primal levels of dumb XD
*Stop it. Get some help.*
- Connor's Chat
Can confirm I was in chat
I'm not even into the vtuber stuff but i can't stop binging this duo's clips and it's almost 4 am
DISCOMBOBULATE
I'm having fun now
Hahahaha!
Haha funni
Oustanding jape
OK, The Battery Acid & Fireworks Joke got me 8:37
I like these moments Conner does.
Connor's chat legit made me laugh out loud, none of Connor's did
Ok, mouse stop using alts
Mouse on medicine just sounds like Projekt Melody.
Genuinely curious as to what drugs she medicated with. Shit b stronk
Yeeeeeeees! I will gladly pay what it is to have them. Hits her in SECONDS yo!
It's intravenous, that's why it hits so fast.
I enjoyed the capitalizing* joke...
The actual funniest joke of all time comes from chat at the end. 😂
I felt physical pain listening to most of these...things
It lacks delivery.
You can hear her braincells comiting harakiri
the 3 guys and a genie joke is much funnier if you’re not reading it like a book , i know the joke but in a different way, instead of three guys it’s a red head, a brunette, and a blonde
I know a similar joke it just did not involve a genie
pretty sure these “jokes” are just sentences run through google translate lol
I choked. These were hilarious. His delivery just makes them funnier.
the funniest joke ever - " ironmouse" 😂😂😂👍👍👍
I enjoy the meta. mouse leaves chat to connor like "watch the kids" then comes back and gets pissed at him for torturing them with world's worst dad jokes
Discombobulate *Sherlock Holmes would be proud*
somehow the happy meal joke being on a site claiming to have the top 10 jokes actually made me crack up
Okay, I cracked the code, despite being sleepy while seeing this the first time, I already got it. What happened was:
1. The jokes got better over time, as if a crescendo that started from rock bottom, but only was able to improve, even in that last article or two, slowly growing, bringing better stuff.
And/or:
2. The more tired I got, or more mildly mentally deteriorated I became as the jokes kept coming, the bar kept getting lower and lower, wearing us down in the cranium to crack through our shields.
This is just painful to watch him joking
I love how concentrated his British gets at 2:42 lmao
Not sure if Monke's jokes are Dad jokes or Dead jokes...
You know the jokes are bad when Mousey still doesn't laugh at them while high as a kite lol. Who writes this shit?
Connor: I have the *jokes*
Ironmouse: *Im trying to locate the funny*
I thought he was actually going to kill her and maybe 1/3 of the chat with those jokes.
Some of those were a special kind of bad.
A man walks into a butcher's shop. Asks the butcher to get him a choice cut of meat off the top shelf. The butcher gets on a stool and reaches for it, but a minute later, he turns and shakes his head.
"No can do, fella. The steaks are too high."
The pun makes it funnier.
Steak---Stake
5:48 "Is that a joke for your friend? For your countery" - quite cute.
The funniest thing in this video is the argument these 2 are having .3.
People gonna hate me for that one.
Ironmouse has jokes for days,.. Or at least for how long her medication is working.
Oof
Whenever she says she's "Putting on her medicine" it makes me think it's some kind of ointment or something, but based off how she acts afterwards, it seems like it's just a really strong pain medication that makes her loopy, but I don't know any pain medications that you apply "on" yourself. Is it just weird phrasing?
Probably because she is always on some sort of oxygen delivery, so it's possible her medication is connected directly to the tube that she can "turn on".
Which would also explain why she gets high so quickly.
Whats worse than 8 babies in a trash can?
1 baby in 8 trash cans
Thank you for listening to my Tedtalk
well answering that ia actually a human rights violation, but no 8 babies are worse than 1 i think 🧐
That's Dark Humour! 😆😆😆
And snowflakes don't get that. 😆
@@olivander5171 A case of abortion indeed.
B P I'm what many people would call a snowflake so don't let your first impressions dictate what you think about people.
@@elendil6144 You either have a twisted way of thinking to understand Dark/Gallow's Humour. A bit controversial due to moral and ethical reasons.
Yo man these edits are hilarious
This just persistent damage
This is kinda wholesome ngl
Not gonna lie, I was chuckling on the jokes. I maybe to old now, and I'm just in my early thirties. 🤣
What do you call a pile of dogs, a dog pile. What do you call a pile of cats?
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A Meowtain
Somebody call Galvatron, this is bad comedy!
1:18 “fiftiest funniest jokes of all time”. Not just the funniest, but also the most fifty !
How can one not laugh at discombobulated?
The pain….
The pain!!
Freaking Connor honestly I left my ass off at his joke when she told him to do a standup. Lol
That’s why all the jokes suck because it’s from the UK.
The gongoozler
These guys are unironically funny x3
The monkey joke was legit funny
Please clap...
Some of them were actually pretty good.
The end though...
Is it just me or Mousey sound more and more Brit everyday.
The ugly baby and the vaccum one were pretty good
Ironmouse progressively melting throughout the jokes was the most enjoyable part of this. Jokes 2/10
The dog one made me laugh
lmfao ironmouse defending the fact she's a comedian
"its like spain, but without the s" xD xD xD
It's not comedy, it's C O N N O R D Y!
25 Words that Can Make You Instantly Get shunned by society:
25: Bruh
24: Leg
23: Toes
22: lol
21: Cringe
20: Ur
19: Face
18: Is
17: Hot
16: Pog
15: Poggers
14: N-werd
13: Foot
12: Deez
11: Nuts
10: Ligma
9: Sugma
8: Sawcon
7: Dixie
6: Gamer
5: Dragon
4: Candace
3: Joe
2: Mother
Finally 1:
Bazinga
Why have i heard some of those in one of Melody's videos?
I think Amy Schumer wrote most of these "jokes"
A turtle is coming
Connor:"Mouse! Do you know what's the difference between a Joke and Life without you!?"
Mouse:"Huh! What is it then!?"
Connor:"A joke has a meaning!"
😆✌️
Lol save your jokes for after she's medicated shell appreciate them more xD
Ngl, I almost had a stroke hearing him trying to make bad jokes seems funny. IS THIS COMEDY????
the first joke is the funneist
I thought my jokes were bad....
holy fuck i laughed at the ironmouse joke call me dad
I feel like he'd have more luck with sickipedia as far as Mouse is concerned.
So connor had to be visiting a bunch of anti joke sites